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Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges! just call me sergeant schultz! Thats not what I call you in bed though....
  I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges! just call me sergeant schultz! Thats not what I call you in bed though.... sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! 
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Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges! just call me sergeant schultz! Thats not what I call you in bed though.... sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *Gasp* Did I let that slip? How naughty of me! .....I need to be punished.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges! just call me sergeant schultz! Thats not what I call you in bed though.... sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *Gasp* Did I let that slip? How naughty of me! .....I need to be punished. on it!
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this thread has turned awful, so quickly!
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Awww Bobbert...do you wanna join in? Ive got 15lbs of green jell-o and a kiddie pool!
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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this thread has turned awful, so quickly! greedy, greedy rob... 
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Phil, either you've created the greatest alt known to man, or you have a hot woman. Either way, I award you the win... 
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sammitch will eat all of the jello!! 
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No...I sprayed it with windex...so NONE of you can eat it!
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well, he's not sposda eat it. but you know sammitch.
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Phil, either you've created the greatest alt known to man, or you have a hot woman. Either way, I award you the win... she is indeed hawt!
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Yes, he is a bottomless pit. Eats all the time. Why do you think I keep him around?  Bah hahah. ....but seriously. You're getting into the jell-o pool and having a man-fight with sammitch while I watch. So says I. And if you don't...I will crack you with my whip.
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Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges! just call me sergeant schultz! Thats not what I call you in bed though.... sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! What's she call you, Phil? "Don't worry. It happens to a lot of guys."?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges! just call me sergeant schultz! Thats not what I call you in bed though.... sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! What's she call you, Phil? "Don't worry. It happens to a lot of guys."? 
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Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges! just call me sergeant schultz! Thats not what I call you in bed though.... sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! What's she call you, Phil? "Don't worry. It happens to a lot of guys."? I almost peed my pantaloons when I read that.
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty...but I'm feeling MUCH .....yummier.......
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Watch out Phil! Doc's trying to cock-block you!
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lookout! it's cock-block doc!
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Next he'll take over the TWAT.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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wow We need more women like you around here. Thats grade A cleavage right there.
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impressive. most impressive...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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i just came all over the place
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big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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Next he'll take over the TWAT. and the ANAL.
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Oh, he might take over The Wild Ass Team, but he'll never touch the Anorexic Negro Ass League. Not while I'm alive, anyway...
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I think God took my share of the tit pie and gave it to you. Dayuuum woman! Well great, now I'm jealous of you and we can never be friends.
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But, but, but...I wanna be your friend! I will let you squeeze a boob! They are soft! Sammitch uses them as pillows all the time!
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I don't want to squeeze it, I want to surgically remove it and stitch it onto my body. Hi, nice to meet you. Seriously though, you're beautiful. Good job Sammitch. 
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You know, if you don't want to spend that money you got on a house, you could just get a boob job.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Lol awwww gracias! Maybe I can give a little boob to you! Though that would make sammitch very angry.
He never has to knooooow.
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I'm a dancer, so I can't throw off my balance like that, unfortunately.
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Lol awwww gracias! Maybe I can give a little boob to you! Though that would make sammitch very angry.
He never has to knooooow. Really? Half a handful would be BOMB. Sammitch owes me, anyway. I critiqued his graemlin art for him free of charge. What are you, ethnically by the way? So I know who to marry to give me cute kids.
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