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Captain Sammitch - surrendered!

Frank Burns -surrendered!

Jeremy - surrendered!

King Snarf - surrendered!

Lothar of the Hill people - surrendered!

MisterJLA - surrendered!

Rex- surrendered!

URG - surrendered!

Uschi- surrendered!

Wonder Boy - surrendered!

Wow, look at all the hardcore badasses that surrendered!

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Do I get a cash prize if I surrender?

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Hell, add me to the list! I surrender!


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Wow. What are the chances of all you guys being French?

Zzap!


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I've had bread so French that it surrendered, once.

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It had to, the ham had a gun.

Zzap!


Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."

Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
It had to, the ham had a gun.

Zzap!


What can I say? I'm a big ham. A big ham with a big gun.

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 Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves
Hell, add me to the list! I surrender!


You never got started.


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 Originally Posted By: iggy
I've had bread so French that it surrendered, once.
that's pretty funny.

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You know what's not funny? Making fun of kids.


I don't give a fuck! So there!
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 Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP
 Originally Posted By: iggy
I've had bread so French that it surrendered, once.
that's pretty funny.


Thanks. Got to get to work on my follow ups, though.

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 Originally Posted By: Halo83
You know what's not funny? Making fun of kids.


Stupid alts are hilarious though


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 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck

URG - surrendered!

You am gone goofy from playing with your little dick to much. URG aint am never
surrendered to nobody no how.

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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Halo83
You know what's not funny? Making fun of kids.


Stupid alts are hilarious though



that they are...


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 Originally Posted By: URG
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck

URG - surrendered!

You am gone goofy from playing with your little dick to much. URG aint am never
surrendered to nobody no how.


"This user is ignoring you. You cannot send them a message."

Sounds like a surrender to me.

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Does that make me a terrorist?


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Generally staying out of this, but this seemed apropos.



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 Originally Posted By: Halo83
You know what's not funny? Making fun of kids.
You WIN!!!


Wow you guys are getting really pathetic, deleating my sig like that.

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so spending most of the weekend with a ridiculously hot woman constitutes 'surrendering' now?

awwwwwwwwwww, did you miss lil' ole me? don't worry, I made up for lost time deleting all your spam in the arcade room!


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
so spending most of the weekend with a ridiculously hot woman constitutes 'surrendering' now?

awwwwwwwwwww, did you miss lil' ole me? don't worry, I made up for lost time deleting all your spam in the arcade room!


Lying about being with a woman is kind of an indicator.

But I think what he's talking about is the graemlin dependancy and your all around weakness. That's just a guess though.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry


awwwwww, lil' dumbshit missed me too! you don't have to take my word for it; said ridiculously hot woman could tell you as much herself if she could be bothered to waste time trying to reason with your stupid ass.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry


awwwwww, lil' dumbshit missed me too! you don't have to take my word for it; said ridiculously hot woman could tell you as much herself if she could be bothered to waste time trying to reason with your stupid ass.


That's nice.



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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Lying about being with a woman is kind of an indicator.


There's no way anyone would be able to believe that excuse from Halo.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
Captain Sammitch - surrendered!

Frank Burns -surrendered!

Jeremy - surrendered!

King Snarf - surrendered!

Lothar of the Hill people - surrendered!

MisterJLA - surrendered!

Rex- surrendered!

URG - surrendered!

Uschi- surrendered!

Wonder Boy - surrendered!

Wow, look at all the hardcore badasses that surrendered!




a quick list of the people who have made you



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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
so spending most of the weekend with a ridiculously hot woman constitutes 'surrendering' now?

awwwwwwwwwww, did you miss lil' ole me? don't worry, I made up for lost time deleting all your spam in the arcade room!


Lying about being with a woman is kind of an indicator.

But I think what he's talking about is the graemlin dependancy and your all around weakness. That's just a guess though.



"Ridiculously hot woman"


"Spending the weekend with ridiculously hot woman"

.....How does that compare with what YOU'VE been doing all night, dumbshit?




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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
so spending most of the weekend with a ridiculously hot woman constitutes 'surrendering' now?

awwwwwwwwwww, did you miss lil' ole me? don't worry, I made up for lost time deleting all your spam in the arcade room!


Lying about being with a woman is kind of an indicator.

But I think what he's talking about is the graemlin dependancy and your all around weakness. That's just a guess though.



"Ridiculously hot woman"


"Spending the weekend with ridiculously hot woman"

.....How does that compare with what YOU'VE been doing all night, dumbshit?


Somethings wrong, I see three boobs in that last pic. One has a nasty looking mole..oh, that third one is just Sammitch.


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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
Captain Sammitch - surrendered!

Frank Burns -surrendered!

Jeremy - surrendered!

King Snarf - surrendered!

Lothar of the Hill people - surrendered!

MisterJLA - surrendered!

Rex- surrendered!

URG - surrendered!

Uschi- surrendered!

Wonder Boy - surrendered!

Wow, look at all the hardcore badasses that surrendered!




a quick list of the people who have made you




the whole list wouldn't fit on the internet!


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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Lying about being with a woman is kind of an indicator.


There's no way anyone would be able to believe that excuse from Halo.


There's many ways. Intelligence, wisdom, insight, clairvoyance etc etc.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
so spending most of the weekend with a ridiculously hot woman constitutes 'surrendering' now?

awwwwwwwwwww, did you miss lil' ole me? don't worry, I made up for lost time deleting all your spam in the arcade room!


Lying about being with a woman is kind of an indicator.

But I think what he's talking about is the graemlin dependancy and your all around weakness. That's just a guess though.



"Ridiculously hot woman"


"Spending the weekend with ridiculously hot woman"

.....How does that compare with what YOU'VE been doing all night, dumbshit?


I have no comeback for this!


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Lying about being with a woman is kind of an indicator.


There's no way anyone would be able to believe that excuse from Halo.


There's many ways. Intelligence, wisdom, insight, clairvoyance etc etc.


you missed where he said 'from halo', dumbshit.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry


awwwwww, lil' dumbshit missed me too! you don't have to take my word for it; said ridiculously hot woman could tell you as much herself if she could be bothered to waste time trying to reason with your stupid ass.


That's nice.




nice half-assed photoshop, dumbshit. I know you wouldn't even be able to grasp the genius of a jaburg photoshop, so I'll start out with something really basic to show you how it's done...



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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry


awwwwww, lil' dumbshit missed me too! you don't have to take my word for it; said ridiculously hot woman could tell you as much herself if she could be bothered to waste time trying to reason with your stupid ass.


That's nice.




nice half-assed photoshop, dumbshit. I know you wouldn't even be able to grasp the genius of a jaburg photoshop, so I'll start out with something really basic to show you how it's done...



Actually, it's not my photoshop retard. It is however slightly diffrent. You know, not just a picture of V with a bunch of crap quotes and Brothel cliches. So it was funny. Don't worry, I won't I post it all over again and again. That would just be lame.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
Lying about being with a woman is kind of an indicator.


There's no way anyone would be able to believe that excuse from Halo.


There's many ways. Intelligence, wisdom, insight, clairvoyance etc etc.


you missed where he said 'from halo', dumbshit.


And you completely missed what I was saying, retard . You seem offly pissy this evening? I guess somebody other than me realizing what a broke down hack you are has put sand in your vagina?


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
so spending most of the weekend with a ridiculously hot woman constitutes 'surrendering' now?

awwwwwwwwwww, did you miss lil' ole me? don't worry, I made up for lost time deleting all your spam in the arcade room!


Lying about being with a woman is kind of an indicator.

But I think what he's talking about is the graemlin dependancy and your all around weakness. That's just a guess though.



"Ridiculously hot woman"


"Spending the weekend with ridiculously hot woman"

.....How does that compare with what YOU'VE been doing all night, dumbshit?


I have no comeback for this!


Weird, I swore I did have a comeback for that...


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
so spending most of the weekend with a ridiculously hot woman constitutes 'surrendering' now?



No, but this does "This user is ignoring you. You cannot send them a message."

coward.

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 Originally Posted By: bionic redneck
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
so spending most of the weekend with a ridiculously hot woman constitutes 'surrendering' now?



No, but this does "This user is ignoring you. You cannot send them a message."

coward.


He really is.


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