Originally Posted By: Mochahontas

1. Sammitch and I look nothing alike

2. Sammitch is almost as white as you

3. I am a woman of many, many ethnicities that would be humanly impossible for Sammitch to be, and look the way he does

4. You're a dumbfuck


1. Relatives don't always look alike genius
2. Don't see how that is relative? [pun, hee]
3. Not if Sammitch came from a white trash daddy, and yours was a racial cookingpot.
4. Brilliant comeback.