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WHERE WERE YOU AT 10PM?!?!?! In the library with a candlestick. 
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WHERE WERE YOU AT 10PM?!?!?! In the library with a candlestick. That's not a candlestick, THC. Close, in that it is something you light, but not quite100% there. Keep trying. Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
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When my daughter was born, if someone looked at her the wrong way or didn't pay her a sufficient amount of compliments (as determined by me), I would go for their jugular. Fortunately, this rarely happened and most of the surrounding community suffered relatively little collateral damage.
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What a fucking tosser.
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I'm sorry, guys; but hasn't Wank and Cry informed you all that his spamming and posting of large blocks of text have kept you all from posting on these boards? Just thought you'd like to know since it seems no one really get that memo.
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I'm sorry, guys; but hasn't Wank and Cry informed you all that his spamming and posting of large blocks of text have kept you all from posting on these boards? Just thought you'd like to know since it seems no one really get that memo. i haven't posted here in weeks  for proof, wank and cry doesn't even see my communications
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I'm sorry, guys; but hasn't Wank and Cry informed you all that his spamming and posting of large blocks of text have kept you all from posting on these boards? Just thought you'd like to know since it seems no one really get that memo. You really are a tool.
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When my daughter was born, if someone looked at her the wrong way or didn't pay her a sufficient amount of compliments (as determined by me), I would go for their jugular. Fortunately, this rarely happened and most of the surrounding community suffered relatively little collateral damage.
Zzap!
What a fucking tosser. My g-d, you're right. All this time. ALL THIS TIME!!! I've been wrong...oh so wrong.  If having pride in one's children makes me a "fucking tosser", so be it. I guess that's just not something you could relate to because you never experienced it from your own parents. Fucking moron.   Zzap!
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homo obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long. Big palms, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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The difference between rex's use of whomod's daughter and Uschi's use of my son is that whomod's daughter was only 12 weeks old at the time. My son, even at the age of 10, is more than capable of handling himself verbally. Fucking with an innocent newborn is what set me off. Well, that and a couple other things mentioned in that post, but primarily an attack on a baby. And as good as my son is, heaven help you if you ever cross my 12 year old daughter. She'll pwn your ass in three different languages (english, spanish and hebrew and next year German) using words and phrases I can't even decipher, yet which results in hearty peals of laughter from her "posse". (Word, yo!) So, are you going to have your son come on this board and post his rebuttal to Uschi? Cuz, if not, then it's really not that different, is it? The fact is that you were able to understand that something posted by someone you don't really even know somewhere else in the world on a message board on the internet will in no way actually have an effect on your children. It's that simple. I can understand whomod, being a new dad, maybe unable to grasp that concept right now; but it seems as though you still should. Had whomod confronted rex, that'd been one thing. Instead, the lot of you decided to go to war over mere words on the internet that don't really mean anything.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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When my daughter was born, if someone looked at her the wrong way or didn't pay her a sufficient amount of compliments (as determined by me), I would go for their jugular. Fortunately, this rarely happened and most of the surrounding community suffered relatively little collateral damage.
Zzap!
What a fucking tosser. My g-d, you're right. All this time. ALL THIS TIME!!! I've been wrong...oh so wrong. If having pride in one's children makes me a "fucking tosser", so be it. I guess that's just not something you could relate to because you never experienced it from your own parents. Fucking moron. Zzap! Having pride in your kids means that if they aren't paid a "sufficient amount of compliments" the offenders will suffer "collateral damage"? This from the guy who neglected his kids by pawning them off on his ex, so he could get clowned on a message board? Are you for real? And I'll fill you in on a little secret: the next person who finds you intimidating in anyway will also be the first. "Oh no! There's Steve Zwick! If we don't heap praise on his kids, he might go for our jugular!" 
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When my daughter was born, if someone looked at her the wrong way or didn't pay her a sufficient amount of compliments (as determined by me), I would go for their jugular. Fortunately, this rarely happened and most of the surrounding community suffered relatively little collateral damage.
Zzap!
What a fucking tosser. My g-d, you're right. All this time. ALL THIS TIME!!! I've been wrong...oh so wrong. If having pride in one's children makes me a "fucking tosser", so be it. I guess that's just not something you could relate to because you never experienced it from your own parents. Fucking moron. Zzap! Having pride in your kids means that if they aren't paid a "sufficient amount of compliments" the offenders will suffer "collateral damage"? This from the guy who neglected his kids by pawning them off on his ex, so he could get clowned on a message board? Are you for real? And I'll fill you in on a little secret: the next person who finds you intimidating in anyway will also be the first. "Oh no! There's Steve Zwick! If we don't heap praise on his kids, he might go for our jugular!" "Clowned" . I guess from being at this circle jerk Brothel for so long has robbed you of a frame of referance.
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What language was that supposed to be?
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What language was that supposed to be? And you claim to be clever...how?
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When my daughter was born, if someone looked at her the wrong way or didn't pay her a sufficient amount of compliments (as determined by me), I would go for their jugular. Fortunately, this rarely happened and most of the surrounding community suffered relatively little collateral damage.
Zzap!
What a fucking tosser. My g-d, you're right. All this time. ALL THIS TIME!!! I've been wrong...oh so wrong. If having pride in one's children makes me a "fucking tosser", so be it. I guess that's just not something you could relate to because you never experienced it from your own parents. Fucking moron. Zzap! Having pride in your kids means that if they aren't paid a "sufficient amount of compliments" the offenders will suffer "collateral damage"? This from the guy who neglected his kids by pawning them off on his ex, so he could get clowned on a message board? Are you for real? And I'll fill you in on a little secret: the next person who finds you intimidating in anyway will also be the first. "Oh no! There's Steve Zwick! If we don't heap praise on his kids, he might go for our jugular!" I have to say, I like most of the people here. You...you are not my favorite. You're kind of an idiot. I'll tell you why. This wasn't a post to go after. Obviously if he LITERALLY didn't like it when people refused to pay his daughter a sufficient amount of compliments that would just be silly, yes. But it was an ironic exaggeration. He used hyperbole to convey just how protective he was of his daughter, but in a humorous manner. It's supposed to be silly. How...how do you not get that? This isn't the first time I've seen you make this mistake, so, you know - watch out for that.
 
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Yup. That's what I heard.
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you hear the internet. 
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you hear the internet. Another douche who can't grasp figurative speech
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figurative speech.
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you hear the internet. We have a special bond, the internet and I.
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It's a little like the bond you have with the motie. Only less gay.
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You just came a little, didn't you?
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i think halo was just slurping a milkshake....
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i think halo was just slurping a milkshake.... She says came and you think of me. Disturbing.
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i think halo was just slurping a milkshake.... *slurp*
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A milkshake? How embarassing for you, Halo. I can't even stand to look at you with all that mud on your face.
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I have to say, I like most of the people here. You...you are not my favorite. You're kind of an idiot.
I'll tell you why. This wasn't a post to go after. Obviously if he LITERALLY didn't like it when people refused to pay his daughter a sufficient amount of compliments that would just be silly, yes. But it was an ironic exaggeration. He used hyperbole to convey just how protective he was of his daughter, but in a humorous manner. It's supposed to be silly. How...how do you not get that?
This isn't the first time I've seen you make this mistake, so, you know - watch out for that.
You mean to tell me that Steve didn't literally attack the jugular vein of anyone who didn't shower his kids with compliments? He was exaggerating? Whoa! I can tell why you are considered to be one of the smarter insurgency users! You'll have to understand why I took the scary Captain Zzap seriously. This is a guy who chose to forsake his family, job, and a close friend just so he could make a fool out of himself on a message board. The guy has some...interesting priorities. If he's that messed up, I can still see him going after someone that didn't kiss his ass over how great his kids are. AND I DON'T MEAN HIM LITERALLY ATTACKING SOMEONE'S JUGULAR VEIN. THAT WOULD BE JUST SILLY. Pouting and making angry faces is more his style.
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I have to say, I like most of the people here. You...you are not my favorite. You're kind of an idiot.
I'll tell you why. This wasn't a post to go after. Obviously if he LITERALLY didn't like it when people refused to pay his daughter a sufficient amount of compliments that would just be silly, yes. But it was an ironic exaggeration. He used hyperbole to convey just how protective he was of his daughter, but in a humorous manner. It's supposed to be silly. How...how do you not get that?
This isn't the first time I've seen you make this mistake, so, you know - watch out for that.
You mean to tell me that Steve didn't literally attack the jugular vein of anyone who didn't shower his kids with compliments? He was exaggerating? Whoa! I can tell why you are considered to be one of the smarter insurgency users! You'll have to understand why I took the scary Captain Zzap seriously. This is a guy who chose to forsake his family, job, and a close friend just so he could make a fool out of himself on a message board. The guy has some...interesting priorities. If he's that messed up, I can still see him going after someone that didn't kiss his ass over how great his kids are. Yeah, one weekend of setting up things for his friend equals forsaking his family You assholes expose how weak you are in all your blatant exaggerations.
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This from a blatant liar. indeed.
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I have to say, I like most of the people here. You...you are not my favorite. You're kind of an idiot.
I'll tell you why. This wasn't a post to go after. Obviously if he LITERALLY didn't like it when people refused to pay his daughter a sufficient amount of compliments that would just be silly, yes. But it was an ironic exaggeration. He used hyperbole to convey just how protective he was of his daughter, but in a humorous manner. It's supposed to be silly. How...how do you not get that?
This isn't the first time I've seen you make this mistake, so, you know - watch out for that.
You mean to tell me that Steve didn't literally attack the jugular vein of anyone who didn't shower his kids with compliments? He was exaggerating? Whoa! I can tell why you are considered to be one of the smarter insurgency users! You'll have to understand why I took the scary Captain Zzap seriously. This is a guy who chose to forsake his family, job, and a close friend just so he could make a fool out of himself on a message board. The guy has some...interesting priorities. If he's that messed up, I can still see him going after someone that didn't kiss his ass over how great his kids are. AND I DON'T MEAN HIM LITERALLY ATTACKING SOMEONE'S JUGULAR VEIN. THAT WOULD BE JUST SILLY. Pouting and making angry faces is more his style. so basically if we don't do what he should have been doing while 'raiding' us and generating ad revenue for rob, he'll get all pissy with us and spam 'WE WIN AGAIN!' until he's shot his load?
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This from a blatant liar. indeed. Lies? You're setting yourself up for disaster, Anus.
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