ssteve! - the wwizard! behind the curtain; so much hype, so much noise... disappointing.
syd/yellow blossum - dorothy; the only chick, looking for a way out (even though she probably won't admit it to herself)
whomod - the scarecrow; no brains, none of his own at least
killer spelled backwards - no heart; he's so X-TREME! and then he runs away offline!
wankie82 - the cowardly liar, natch!
