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Erik Roberts needs to fucking die already. His overacting made me want to vomit. Why is he allowed in movies?
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Erik Roberts needs to fucking die already. His overacting made me want to vomit. Why is he allowed in movies? I thought he was awesome. He plays a great gangster. He was great! Maybe if he held a sock instead of a gun you would have liked him?
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He was a lot worse in the things they had on comcast. He went for creepy but came off stupid. He can't act. He never could.
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Erik Roberts needs to fucking die already. His overacting made me want to vomit. Why is he allowed in movies? I thought he was awesome. He plays a great gangster. He was great! Maybe if he held a sock instead of a gun you would have liked him? No. He'd have walked out of the theater and savagely raped every sock in his laundry room. Just to show them who's boss.
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He was a lot worse in the things they had on comcast. He went for creepy but came off stupid. He can't act. He never could. I've met real life Italian mobsters before.....he plays it spot on.
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Then real life italian mobsters make sucky actors.
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really cool flick, the only two things that made me go ugh were:
Lucius(Morgan Freeman whining about using the cell phones to stop the Joker from killing millions Ya know, there's something for the Politruk forum to discuss.  The prisoner throwing the detonator overboard, that was corny as hell. I disagree! You'd keep thinking the prisoners would over-throw the guards and bomb the civilian ferry, and instead he surprises us by showing moral strength and courage! Keep in mind that Joker wanted to make a "social experiment", which now failed. Even more exciting was to see how the civilian passengers reacted to Joker's message/experiment. the two coolest parts: the Harvey Dent swerve where he said he was Batman, they had me till Batman appeared and I was all like hey waitaminute!  the Samuel L Jackson cameo after the credits, for those that didn't see it Samuel is Big Words from the Newsboy Legion, he recruits Batman to join and take the place of Scrappy. Lier! There was NOTHING after the credits! 
"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
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It's his own plane, but it isn't in the shape of a giant bat. Probably a Bruce Wayne plane derivative. It looked like a Hercules to me...
"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
"Conan, what's the meaning of life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
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"Well, yeah."
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"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
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Maggie Gyllenhall (sp) is def. a far superior actress. Loved her in Donnie Darko; "you can go suck a fuck!" Have you seen the Secretary? You should see the Secretary. Absolutely. I don't think Maggie is very attractive but...once you get past the cutting part...she's sexy as hell in that movie.
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I disagree! You'd keep thinking the prisoners would over-throw the guards and bomb the civilian ferry, and instead he surprises us by showing moral strength and courage! Keep in mind that Joker wanted to make a "social experiment", which now failed.
1. Stop being gay. 2. I was watching with the anticipation that one of the boats would hit the button to blow the other and UH-OH! it really was their boat's detonator!  That'd be more Joker, in my head. Convince people to murder other people they never met to save their own skins, only to kill themselves instead! Maggie cuts shit in The Secretary? I'm ALL for blood play! Now I *will* see it!
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I haven't seen the secretary but I hear there's a lot of stuff like that. I think it had the first implied blowjob of any major studio movie.
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only implied? Awww...  But self mutilation! HOT DIGGITY DAMN!
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I haven't seen the secretary but I hear there's a lot of stuff like that. I think it had the first implied blowjob of any major studio movie. no way was it the first. ever see Caligula? They had real blow jobs and that was the 1970's.
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Secretary is a weird movie, kind of unsettling but also kind of sweet too.
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Non x or NC-17 rated major movie.
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come on, you can't just narrow the field like that. you said major movie, it was a major movie.
regardless there have been blow jobs in the cinema (implied or otherwise) long before secretary.
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Is this the part where you get all butt hurt about me making a clarification and then you call me stupid?
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only if you stoop to insulting someone's daughter and calling them a derogatory term.
but you did say major film, not non-x film, so i win.
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If by winning you mean defending your lover whomod, then you did win.
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this has nothing to do with whomod. stop arguing like a 9 year old and calling everyone gay.
the point is that Secretary is not the first blow job on the silver screen.
deal with it.
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Ok lover of whomod. You win.
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Non x or NC-17 rated major movie. there was one in Something About Mary years before Secretary, where Chris Elliot actually grabbed the back of his wife's head and shoved her face back down there when she stopped for a second. That's just off the top of my head. I know I've seen it in literally hundreds of movies since the 70s. Maybe you should stop turning your head at the sex scenes and give the socks a rest once in awhile.
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btw forgot to mention Ledger was very good in this role, he played him crazy without going overboard. i hope they were smart enough to sign him for another sequel i predict big things for him after this.... you are killing me tonight! my wife treated me out to dinner and a comic movie, im on top of the world! ...but did you get laid?
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really cool flick, the only two things that made me go ugh were:
Lucius(Morgan Freeman whining about using the cell phones to stop the Joker from killing millions
The prisoner throwing the detonator overboard, that was corny as hell.
the two coolest parts:
the Harvey Dent swerve where he said he was Batman, they had me till Batman appeared and I was all like hey waitaminute!
the Samuel L Jackson cameo after the credits, for those that didn't see it Samuel is Big Words from the Newsboy Legion, he recruits Batman to join and take the place of Scrappy.
Damn! I got to start staying til the bitter end! I miss all of the cool stuff!
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Non x or NC-17 rated major movie. there was one in Something About Mary years before Secretary, where Chris Elliot actually grabbed the back of his wife's head and shoved her face back down there when she stopped for a second. That's just off the top of my head. I know I've seen it in literally hundreds of movies since the 70s. Maybe you should stop turning your head at the sex scenes and give the socks a rest once in awhile. There's also American Pie, in which a sock gives a blow job to a teenager.
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instead of a sex scene, it was a rex scene! comedy gold!
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The rating of that movie was triple-rex!
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siskel and ebert gave it two toes down...two toes in a sock!
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