RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat Official* list of posters who were broken, and the posters who broke the broken posters...

I guess, nowadays, just making long posts in general qualifies as someone being "broken."

**BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA**

What a tool!

Does he really not realize that every time he responds like this it proves that we were right? And that we ultimately won?

Is he off the wagon again already?

Don't have the time right now, but I'll deconstruct this fully later on.

My top 3 items/lies:

"The Insurgents have proven themselves to be nothing but deluded sacks of shit that must desperately cling to fantasies of victory and betrayal..."

Asshole Sellout's betrayal was not a fantasy.

"One guy can't get over the fact that he got heckled over a comic book character and has a block on his shoulder about it to this very day."

Once again, and hopefully for the very last time, the raid was NEVER about Halo's issues with the RKMBers. EVER. It was always about supporting Whomod.

"Worst part about this one is that said poster probably went above and beyond what the sock fucker hoped for and organized a failed raid to defend his daughter's "interweb honor."

Same as above, once again and hopefully for the very last time, Whomod had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with initiating the raid. This was done by whomod's friends at the Insurgency as a means of showing him that not everyone on the interweb is an asshole and some of us actually do take things like friendship into account. Just like I, and many other Insurgents did, for Asshole Sellout when he announced he had a drinking problem. In fact, I went so far as to give Asshole Sellout my home and cell phone numbers and tell him that he could use them at any time, reverse the charges if need be, AND, even offered to serve as an intermediary with someone on his end to get him into a rehab clinic if he so desired.

But hey, I guess once you get used to living in an alcohol induced haze it's hard to break out of it no matter how many tugs on the ol' bootlaces you give.

The only other possibility would be Tommy combing through here looking for a chance at revenge over the whole Green Lantern thing.

Well, since you went through all the trouble of copying this to three different threads, I'll reply.

Really, you guys won. Can't wait to see that rationalization. Last I saw, you were all crying foul and running off to another board.

You say betrayal. I say mercy killing. Sure, one could chalk it up to subjectivity. Well, if not for the fact that you guys live in fantasy land.

Yes, everyone ran over here to defend Whomod's daughter against a sinister alt. Sure, I'll buy it. Why not? Let's just remember that Halo ran over here even faster because he saw a chance at revenge.

Okay, so let's say that Whomod had nothing to do with the raid. Then, which Insurgent went combing through here and found the Whomod's Daughter alt? The only other possibility would be Tommy combing through here looking for a chance at revenge over the whole Green Lantern thing. So, either Whomod ran to the Insurgency bitching about the alt which led to the raid or Tommy found it and used it as a reason to get revenge. You can't have it both ways, Ffag. Which is it?

And, Ffag, I thanked you at the time for the help. But, I also told you that I am more of the DIY type. That being the case, I handled the problem myself.

BTW, glad to see that your friendships trump your family.

[color=purple]Quickest reaction time yet!!!!!

Well, since you went through all the trouble of copying this to three different threads, I'll reply.

Really, you guys won.

[color=green]Actually, every time you or one of the other RKMBers contradict yourselves and your attitude that nothing said on the internet has any significance by responding to one of our posts, yeah, I consider that as a win in our column. Also, everytime you or one of the RKBMers betray your ideal that nothing said on the internet has any significance by responding to one of our posts...an angel gets its wings.[/color]

Can't wait to see that rationalization. Last I saw, you were all crying foul and running off to another board.

[color=green]As opposed to what? Staying at the Insurgency under your "leadership"? Yeah, I think we made the right decision.[/color]

You say betrayal. I say mercy killing. Sure, one could chalk it up to subjectivity. Well, if not for the fact that you guys live in fantasy land.

[color=green]Nothing subjective about it. You were a volunteer in our "cause", a trusted member of our inner circle and the founder of our board. You ratted us out and aided and abetted the "enemy. Nothing subjective at all. It was a betrayal. Anything else is a rationalization or a delusion. As for living in "fantasy land", I'd rather live there than in a pool of my own vomit while slumped over in an alley somewhere as so many drunks are wont to do.[/color]

Yes, everyone ran over here to defend Whomod's daughter against a sinister alt. Sure, I'll buy it. Why not?

[color=green]You sure as hell should buy it, you joined us for that very reason, remember? Back when you had a spine and functioning soul you voluntarily joined us in our raid to help us support whomod. Unless, of course, you were pulling your Judas act as far back as that. [/color]

Let's just remember that Halo ran over here even faster because he saw a chance at revenge.

[color=green]Maybe. Maybe not. I can't read Halo's mind, but the way it was presented to me and so far as I know to the rest of the Insurgents, was to defend whomod based on the precedent set by Starheart1976. [/color]

Okay, so let's say that Whomod had nothing to do with the raid. Then, which Insurgent went combing through here and found the Whomod's Daughter alt? The only other possibility would be Tommy combing through here looking for a chance at revenge over the whole Green Lantern thing. So, either Whomod ran to the Insurgency bitching about the alt which led to the raid or Tommy found it and used it as a reason to get revenge. You can't have it both ways, Zzap. Which is it?

[color=green]See my response above. Halo brought it to the attention of the Insurgency, not whomod. If he did it for revenge, he never mentioned it to me. Frankly, if it was for revenge, then that's on Halo. I know I wouldn't have gone to his defense for that reason. Whomod's daughter is another thing entirely. If Halo lied/tricked all of us (including you, by the way)...well what can you do? He got us to do what he wanted. Yup, the guy you all refer to as "Halotard" was smart enough to pull all of our strings, (again, your strings included), as our puppet master. I just don't see that as being the case. But then you already know all this. You read all the posts for yourself and based on what you saw, made a voluntary decision to help us support whomod. Remember? So, why the ambiguity? Why all these "questions"? Don't you remember reading all that stuff?[/color]

And, Zzap, I thanked you at the time for the help. But, I also told you that I am more of the DIY type. That being the case, I handled the problem myself.

[color=green]Indeed. I'm both glad and a little surprised you remember and admit that I extended my hand in friendship to you in that way; way above and beyond what most people would do for someone they knew only from the internet, (see the similarity here between what I did for you and what I did for whomod?)And who is there to say that had you accepted some help your life wouldn't be even better than it is today? I'm sure I don't need to quote you statistics about success vs. recidivism rates back into alcoholism, especially in regards to when the alcoholic goes it alone vs. assisted by a support system. Or do I?[/color]

BTW, glad to see that your friendships trump your family. [/color]

[color=green]Man, this argument is just annoyingly lame. My relationship with my children is far, far more secure than any you may have experienced. In fact, based on what I've seen of your actions and the actions of the entire RKMBoard, I'm confident in saying that my relationship with my children is not something you or they can fathom. It's a relationship based on love, honesty, trust and a mutual understanding and agreement about what is important in life. I can assure you that as a family we agree that friends are important, sticking up for friends is very important and defending those that can't defend themselves is of utmost importance. Maybe chalk that last one up to being Jewish. Regardless, in point of fact, when I told my son that he would be having a friend over so that I could spend time online defending a friend whose baby daughter was attacked, he had no problem with it. That's the kind of family I was raised in and the family that I'm raising.

Good luck trying to understand that. [/color]

Zzap!

P.S. Or, you and/or Joe could just give us another win by responding. Your choice. :39:

Steve Zweig. You know him as Captain Zzap. He emailed Oakley in hopes of recruiting him to their side of their botched "raid."

Awww crap! I enjoyed the continued pwnage so much that I plum forgot to respond to The Brothel comment.

"the only two individuals that seemed to take the whole thing seriously was zzap and halo. and, really, the mere fact that they took it seriously means they "lost". sure, everyone jumped in and said stuff, on both sides. but those two were obsessed with it -- clearly halo still is. and that is the very definition of losing an "internet war"

I can't speak for Halo, or anyone else, but it's readily apparent that many others on both sides took their involvement very seriously. And, about the only things I took seriously were my commitment to whomod and my friends at the Insurgency and their faith in me as the leader of the raid. Too bad we were betrayed before we ever had a chance to try my plans.

But, I'm certain that cheating is considered a form of high art at the RKMB's so I'm quite content that we didn't lower ourselves to their level in order to gain any satisfaction.

Zzap!

Oh yeah. That's right. I was all set to become an Insurgent and either never post here again or turn on people I've considered friends for the better part of five years. I was going to join up with such people as Tommy and Whomod. I was prepared to call them friends and betray the people I speak/spoke to regularly, such as Bunny, Grimm, Doc, Pro, Rex (well, maybe Rex ), Nowhereman, etc. You truly have revealed my deepest, darkest secret. And, of course, you have the thread where I make these intentions clear. You know, the one I started over in the Insurgency Forums. Right?

Oh THAT'S right. You don't. One of your own deleted it, along with every other thread you crazy kids created. I guess all I can say is "Thanks for destroying the evidence."

Meanwhile, you're fitting in quite nicely as an RKMBer. Let me know when you want to defect away from the former Insurgents, whose stink you carry out of some sad sense of obligation. Your passport and escape route are ready.

you are aware that Iggy (your sellout New freind) was the one that deleted every thread correct?

That'll have been Iggy, who "hacked" Polo's account.

Hang on ... "hacked" ... that means it was you, Pro! Ha! Argue your way out that brilliant deductive logic.

Actually, according to the Admin Log of the time, it was Polo who went nutso and wiped everything. At least, it was his name beside everything that said "Thread Deleted" in the logs...

[color=purple]Quickest reaction time yet!!!!!
Actually, every time you or one of the other RKMBers contradict yourselves and your attitude that nothing said on the internet has any significance by responding to one of our posts, yeah, I consider that as a win in our column. Also, everytime you or one of the RKBMers betray your ideal that nothing said on the internet has any significance by responding to one of our posts...an angel gets its wings.

As opposed to what? Staying at the Insurgency under your "leadership"? Yeah, I think we made the right decision.

Nothing subjective about it. You were a volunteer in our "cause", a trusted member of our inner circle and the founder of our board. You ratted us out and aided and abetted the "enemy. Nothing subjective at all. It was a betrayal. Anything else is a rationalization or a delusion. As for living in "fantasy land", I'd rather live there than in a pool of my own vomit while slumped over in an alley somewhere as so many drunks are wont to do.

You sure as hell should buy it, you joined us for that very reason, remember? Back when you had a spine and functioning soul you voluntarily joined us in our raid to help us support whomod. Unless, of course, you were pulling your Judas act as far back as that.

Well, just thought you might like to know that it is really funny behind the locked door of the Insurgency right now. A few of us are taking the others to task for organizing the worst raid ever, not to mention the general lack of balls required to shut down the boards so that you guys couldn't raid back.

They've generally called a halt to all activities for the moment for "reorganizational purposes."

Anyway, just thought you might like to know that everybody else caught a bad case of the Dien Bien Phu.

And, lastly, I joined into this thing late just because I heard people were taking pot shots at family which is something I generally don't condone. But, upon getting here and seeing that it was a joke alt called whomod's daughter, the wind in my sails died. You guys aren't bad. He just went overboard.

Anyway, I'll try to get the idiots in line.

-Iggy

Maybe. Maybe not. I can't read Halo's mind, but the way it was presented to me and so far as I know to the rest of the Insurgents, was to defend whomod based on the precedent set by Starheart1976.

See my response above. Halo brought it to the attention of the Insurgency, not whomod. If he did it for revenge, he never mentioned it to me. Frankly, if it was for revenge, then that's on Halo. I know I wouldn't have gone to his defense for that reason. Whomod's daughter is another thing entirely. If Halo lied/tricked all of us (including you, by the way)...well what can you do? He got us to do what he wanted. Yup, the guy you all refer to as "Halotard" was smart enough to pull all of our strings, (again, your strings included), as our puppet master. I just don't see that as being the case. But then you already know all this. You read all the posts for yourself and based on what you saw, made a voluntary decision to help us support whomod. Remember? So, why the ambiguity? Why all these "questions"? Don't you remember reading all that stuff?

Indeed. I'm both glad and a little surprised you remember and admit that I extended my hand in friendship to you in that way; way above and beyond what most people would do for someone they knew only from the internet, (see the similarity here between what I did for you and what I did for whomod?)And who is there to say that had you accepted some help your life wouldn't be even better than it is today? I'm sure I don't need to quote you statistics about success vs. recidivism rates back into alcoholism, especially in regards to when the alcoholic goes it alone vs. assisted by a support system. Or do I?

Man, this argument is just annoyingly lame. My relationship with my children is far, far more secure than any you may have experienced. In fact, based on what I've seen of your actions and the actions of the entire RKMBoard, I'm confident in saying that my relationship with my children is not something you or they can fathom. It's a relationship based on love, honesty, trust and a mutual understanding and agreement about what is important in life. I can assure you that as a family we agree that friends are important, sticking up for friends is very important and defending those that can't defend themselves is of utmost importance. Maybe chalk that last one up to being Jewish. Regardless, in point of fact, when I told my son that he would be having a friend over so that I could spend time online defending a friend whose baby daughter was attacked, he had no problem with it. That's the kind of family I was raised in and the family that I'm raising.

Good luck trying to understand that.

Zzap!

P.S. Or, you and/or Joe could just give us another win by responding. Your choice. :39:

If that's the case, then it's not delusional. It's just an outright fucking lie...

That'll have been Iggy, who "hacked" Polo's account.

Hang on ... "hacked" ... that means it was you, Pro! Ha! Argue your way out that brilliant deductive logic.

I'm upset because Pro is constantly pointing out my dirty little tricks in the Republican Forum, and this is the only way I have of fighting back