Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
and then weaseled his way out of his commitment to the marines?


You must think the government is pretty stupid to be fooled by me, BSAMS. Which is weird considering how much of a blind zealot you are.




fooled? they let deserters go free all the time. if your Marine service was anything like your failed message board raid, I'm sure theyre glad youre gone.


I worked with a guy who faked a sciatic nerve problem to get out of being deployed. The Guard knew he was faking but pretty much said they didn't want such a pussy along anyways.