Jeremy went to a bar. He has’nt had any weed in awhile. He saw this chick leaning on the cigarette machine in a dark corner and decided to talk to her.He says ’Hey baby i know this is a little forward but i dont get out much so im willing to take a chance. Why dont me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and maybe uh, get it on.’ She looked up at Jeremy and said - ’I cant right now, im on my menstrual cycle.’ Jeremy scratched his head and thought for a second -’ it’s ok I’ll follow you, I’m on my honda. ’


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!