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Yeah, because acting exactly like whomod and Halo-both on and off the politics board-is completely unlike the behavior of a broken man, Pro.



I hope rex or somebody doesn't create a "Pro's wife" alt. It might lead you to start your own insurgency forum or something.

A perfect example of knowing when you're getting to G-Man.

First, note comparisons to known disliked posters (i.e. whomod and Halo). He's trying to set bait to make the person angry or upset.

Second, he tries to work in any sensitive point from the past that might support his attempts to hurt or undermine said poster (i.e. trying to combine the Whomod's Daughter thing by using my wife in context, or the previous mention of the Halle Berry Catwoman nonsense).

This quoted post should easily help anyone notice his standard bag of tricks, and should be used to compare for later posts. Always remember, though, when he starts pulling out abstract comments like this, and isn't trying to have a conversation, then you know for certain that you've made the person behind the G-Man id personally upset or irritated. It's all very simple textbook win...

But you do like Catwoman starring Halle Berry.

Yeah, Pro, when you start treating the "Pro likes Halle Berry's Catwoman" stuff like a slight on the level of attacking your family (something I'm not doing, just drawing parallel between your reaction to wife jokes and whomod's reaction to daughter jokes), it's pretty damning against you on the whole "sand in the vagina" thing.

You've been back on the rag ever since the whole Halle Berry Catwoman thing, that's a matter of record.

And, to be honest, its a lot more prevalent in the comic book and media forums than it is in the politics forum.

Now go back to reading your Spider-buggy comics.

Careful G, he's going to delete your threads in the comic forum.

Nah. Pro wouldn't do that. He'll just write paragraph after paragraph of strident, sometimes repetitive, rhetoric and then conclude by saying the rest of us "just like to argue," followed by an emoticon.

I'm just impressed you guys can argue without YouTube posts.

I'm waiting on the Gaysurgeons to finally learn how to edit the videos they use so that we all can be Keith Olbermann's Worst Person in the World!

Iggy, my love, dream on. They still use IE for surfing, remember?

Touche, my good lady. Touche.

Iggy, watch your language!

You're French Canadian??

No. But, if Quebec ever breaks away from the rest of Canada, I'm there.

I remember someone telling me that Sikk was FC, and that was why his English was crap

It was like they didn't understand what bilingual means ...

I thought the big thing about French Canadians, language wise, is they get the English plurals and singulars mixed up. For example, "Sacre Bleu! I got kicked in the ball!"

No, that would be gimmick infringement. Right, Jeremy?

That isn't grammatically wrong for a French-Canadian, Snarf. I've heard from many a people that French-Canadians only have one nut. Only by breaking away from the rest of Canada will it ever be said that they really have a pair.

Zing!

It isn't singular/plural confusion, it's genetics. French Canadians are defective. It's only their tourist trap of a province that keeps anyone from enacting a program of cleansing them from the face of the earth. If they ever seceded from Canada, they'd be fucked.

That's a little harsh, Joe. When I used to work as a telemarketer (the horror... *shudder*), the nicest folks would be the folks from Quebec. Very nice and polite.

You'd be nice too if you were a hair's breadth away from being wiped off the fa...



Y'know what? Forget I said anything...sorry, Snarf.

And their English was usually good, yeah? As in, nigh on perfect?

You mean other than pointing out your methods of attack? Don't be scared if I see right through you. I would think I'm not the only one. You're obvious in every post, G. You try to project this image of maturity and intelligence, and to be "above" childish thinking. Yet, it's very known how you like to follow whoever you disagree with around these boards, taking petty little shots at them. Fact.

Besides, it's readily apparent that you guys have adapted the term "Sand in Vagina/Sandy Vagina" to equate to "Pro disagreeing with me". How transparent.



In your opinion. Or could it be that I haven't changed at all, and it upsets you when someone doesn't just get angry and throw retorts at you? Or perhaps it's because you're not quite as clever as you believe yourself, and don't like being shown up in front of others? It bothers you when you have no power over anyone. That's a consensus matter of record.



Ah...a 'Spider-Buggy' reference. How "unexpected" (Textbook G-Man #2) Are you going to list every time I've disagreed with you from every thread, in every forum now? You've used 'Spider-Buggy' and 'Halle Berry'. What's next? I'm bald? Some sly, covert comment about my wife? Just curious...

Not really....

I love it. Whenever you get backed into a corner, and realize you can't debate someone, you resort to this type of generalization. Look into a mirror, buddy.


Oh. And here's your emoticon.

But that's just like the French - "je ne comprends pas" when you know full well they understand what you're sayin'!

I hope he avoids that line. That's gimmick infringement - no one makes sly, covert comments about your wife but me.

pro, did you let whomod know you were taking it to g-man in this thread?

Snarf looks so happy in that pic. I guess that is because it is the closest thing to "action" he has ever gotten.

He was also surprised that I actually hit such a small target!

Et tu, ignacious?

Sooner or later, everyone realises you are a loser!

You're sounding like an Insurgent, Snarf. They used the exact same worn out Shakespeare line on me. Seriously, it is all in good fun. We have a lot in common.

You are bald.
I am bald.

You don't have a girlfriend.
I don...wait, yes I do. Oh well...

You don't get laid.
I don...er...yeah.

Okay, so we only have one thing in common. Doesn't mean we can't be friends.

When you put it that way, take me! Take me right here and now!

Oh god, this is gettin disturbing.
I threw up a little in my mouth.

Hey, at least you aren't the one with which Snarf is trying to get gay!

Yes, but his are mean, and petty, while yours are funny, and full of powdered sugar...

(I know I'll get a Photoshop pic for that, but it was too funny not to comment)

Comments like Snarf's cause explosive diarrhea in children.