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Posted By: The Pun-isher Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-06 7:19 AM
Charlton Heston dead at 84

I await the Cid-istic RKMB humor that is customary when someone passes on.
Posted By: URG Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-06 7:22 AM
That damn dirty human am dead.
Posted By: whomod Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-06 8:07 AM
He may be dead but man.... if he was only famous for The Ten Commandments, he'd be remembered forever. That he's also famous for Ben Hur, The Omega Man, Planet Of The Apes, El Cid, The Greatest Story Ever Told etc. etc just makes him a legendary actor.

So he'll definitely be immortalized and remembered in his impressive and exemplary body of film work.
Posted By: Pariah Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-06 8:09 AM
He made a really good speech about the country becoming too PC. It was great.
Posted By: rex Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-06 8:13 AM
FUCK!

Why didn't I predict his death? People with Alzheimers should always be bet on in death polls.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-06 8:58 AM
I bet he was dating the other olsen twin.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-06 1:53 PM
Charlton Heston, still dead!
Posted By: The Pun-isher Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-06 3:49 PM
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Charlton Heston, still dead!


And still holding his gun!

(Can't wait to see what kind of responses that'll trigger.)
Posted By: Joe Mama Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-06 7:49 PM
Soylent Green is Heston!!!
Posted By: Jason E. Perkins Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-06 9:57 PM
 Originally Posted By: The Pun-isher
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Charlton Heston, still dead!


And still holding his gun!

(Can't wait to see what kind of responses that'll trigger.)

When we first heard, that was the first thing that came to both our minds.

I want that gun.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-06 11:26 PM
Perkinsday has two personalities!
Posted By: notwedge Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-07 12:41 AM
Well, I'm off to pry his gun from his cold, dead fingers...
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-07 12:49 AM
you misspelled penis....
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-07 1:25 AM
He held his gun with his penis?
Posted By: Superduck Lives Again Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-07 1:51 AM
Charlton Heston
"Political correctness is simply tyranny with manners."
Posted By: notwedge Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-07 2:32 AM
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
you misspelled penis....


Penis isn't even a word!
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-07 2:33 AM
 Originally Posted By: notwedge
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
you misspelled penis....


Penis isn't even a word!
But it tastes so great!
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-07 2:51 AM
 Originally Posted By: Superduck Lives Again
Charlton Heston
"Political correctness is simply tyranny with manners."




Posted By: notwedge Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-07 2:59 AM
 Originally Posted By: Superduck Lives Again
Charlton Heston
"Political correctness is simply a tranny with manners."


Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-07 3:56 AM
Be careful! Pariah might get an erection!
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-07 2:40 PM
even more so if he reads the post!
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2008-04-07 4:54 PM
A double erection!
Posted By: Wonder Boy Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2014-07-22 9:54 AM




I think that's Hebrew for "Thou shalt not fantasize about another man's double erection."
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2014-07-23 12:33 AM
6 years later and wonderboy is still thinking about Charlton Hestons errection
Posted By: thedoctor Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2014-07-23 12:41 AM
You'll have to pry it from Wondy's cold, dead hands.
You guys are gay.
Posted By: the G-man Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2014-07-23 5:01 AM
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
You'll have to pry it from Wondy's cold, dead hands.


\:lol\:
Posted By: Wonder Boy Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2014-07-23 10:01 AM


Are we still talking about guns?
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2014-07-23 6:44 PM
If thats what you refer to dicks as, then yes.
You really should stop putting "guns" in your mouth.
Posted By: Wonder Boy Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2014-07-23 11:04 PM


I can roll with the jokes, Nowhereman.
But you seem really pissed off lately. Just curious what's going on there.
Posted By: Son of Mxy Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2014-07-24 12:57 AM
That's like noticing that Lothar has been acting like a gay lately. Nowhereman is always pissed. Especially at you.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Charlton Heston dead at 84 - 2014-07-24 12:39 PM
Yeah that.
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