Hardee's Western Burger, chef Padma Lakshimi


Who could possibly object to this ?

it was better the first time it was posted.

Nokia cel phone commercial




Now these are women who appreciate a good washing machine!

I can't say I 'object,' but I do call bullshit on her 'story.' She's Indian, and presumably was raised Hindu. No burgers for her.

I also doubt she got that body from eating greasy 1,000 calorie burgers at Hardee's...

But hey, that's just me being a cynic...

Awww. I'm not looking for realism.

I'm just looking at whether it makes the burger look like something I'd want to buy. Or at least catches my interest.






Here's an old favorite from 2007:

Kia, "Maniac" on the sales floor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gby0zfCYiA
One free lunch with a shirtless Joe Mama to whoever posts that properly.

You win the lunch, Lothie-Poo!

Who the fuck wants a hamburger with herpes?

Lothar, obviously. Duh.

I kind of like the Paris Hilton one, for its utter lack of subtlety.

Despite that she's queen of the skanks.

Betterest ad

Not really a sexy ad, and I forget what it's about now. But there's boobies in it.

Who can complain about full frontal nudity?


montage of sexy beer commercials



Because gorgeous women in bikinis are always drawn to men laying around drunk on beer!
Only in a beer commercial...

That last one was tailor-made for the Kamphausen boards !

"best car commercial ever", Mercedes commercial

And I hope Beardguy's lurking to appreciate this one:

all new Kia Soul, hamster commercial

Another classic, the squirrels up to mischief in a Geico commercial:

Saw this commercial during Lost a couple weeks ago





Most people that have seen it can't believe they got away with it. I think its hilarious.

I didn't quite get the "got away with it" element. She shaved and then met another girl to go shopping. was that a hint of lesbianism or something?

In any case, the girl was pretty.




In that same mode, here's a sexy Veet commercial with Alyssa Milano:

More Alyssa:


Alyssa Milano, 2nd Veet commercial

I always liked this Verizon commercial, with the fake army of service techs, that fall like dominos when examined by the wary consumer.

Verizon network, "We're working on it"

A commercial that was custom-made for me !

"The Dave Aisle"
http://www.progressivecommercial.com/hub/videos.aspx

others:

Progressive: "Uh... it's a European carry bag" /purse



Progressive: Flo helping businesses

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7kfA/progressive-commercial-auto-featuring-flo


I love her in the sandwich truck screaming in Korean, then making a face like she has no idea what she just said.

Sexy girl in skirt in office, on copy machine(Haarscherp copy paper)



Sex on the plane (Don't judge too quickly, Ameriquest Mortgage)


French commercial, guy on plane takes cel phone photos of himself with sleeping beautiful girl (Vodafone commercial)

Accuserve, copier repair commercial

Isenbeck beer ad:

Dos Equis beer ad:


Starring the Most Interesting Man in the World

A & W rootbeer commercial, job interview with Mr. Dumass

Progressive, Vodoo on cheating ex-boyfriend

A couple of funny Wii commercials:


Banned Wii Nintendo commercial



Wii vs Playstation 2 commercial

I'm afraid to watch those. Are there any peni in them?

Probably. So don't be afraid, watch them as many times as you like.

(See, it's funny because both Wonder Boy and Rex love the cock... )

and each other.

It's cuz it's

These "A T & T laptop connect card" series of commercials with Bill Kurtis are very funny.



I love the way he lunges and makes Mayweather flinch at the end !
Great stuff.

I couldn't find them, but the two best are where Kurtis (1) is at the North Pole with a Yeti building an igloo in the background, and (2) Kurtis is in remote Ireland with a leprechaun, rainbow and pot of gold in the background.
Both commercials projecting the idea that A T & T service is available in the remotest and even mythological of places !

Some Jessica Alba picks:

Chanel Rouge allure (Jessica Alba?)

Jessica Alba commercial

One of my favorite commercials.

Youtube clips of bouncing peni in the womens forum. Youtube clips of attractive women in the media forum.




Doesn't make sense.

Vonage mobile 40 commercial (India lady)

Strap on six condoms and go to town on her!

Clearly you aren't aware of her super herpes.

My appreciation is enhanced by the accompanying "Slow Ride" song by Foghat.

Foghat Live was one of the first two albums I ever bought, back in 1977.

thanks for the update, beardguy.

Carl's Jr definitely makes some consistently fun, sexy, and well-produced ads.

There's also a fun "mafia" commercial that Carl's Jr pulled, because it was considered potentially offensive to Italians.

Here's the Mafia Ad:

A funny Fiber One cereal commercial (guy keeps coming back to mooch free samples) :


One of a series featuring a quirky and possibly psychic spokesman.

Miller beer (oversized bowling shoes commercial)

Hornitos, calling in sick to work

Keystone beer, "Keith Stone" gets girl out of tree


"Ooo, Keith Stone...you're so smooth."
"Always."

Could you be anymore white trash?

Keystone beer, Keith Stone bride commercial

"Always let her speak first" beer commercial

Fiber One: "You care about my fiber"?

Foundation For a Better Life: "the good stuff"
http://www.values.com/inspirational-stories-tv-spots/94-Good-Stuff

Foundation For a Better Life: "You Can Let Go"
http://www.values.com/inspirational-stories-tv-spots/103-You-Can-Let-Go

Subaru father-daughter commercial

Pedophile

I guess that's how a wack job like you would see it, rex.

The rest of us see a loving father, whose daughter is growing up, and he protectively still sees her as his little girl, presented with a great mix of paternal warmth and humor.
It's an exceptionally well done commercial.

Yes, you posting youtube clips of underage girls means I'm a wack job.

Hornitos, twin brother ("something different about you...")


Hornitos, reunion with hot teacher



Hornitos, not just any tequila

Keystone, beautiful girl in store talking on cel phone commercial:

That bitch is so hot I almost want to buy Keystone Light. But it tastes like shit so I won't.

Yeah, in Youtube comments for one of these commercials, one guy called it PEESTONE.

Women and boobies aside (how did we wind up there?)

Since when was the host of Top Chef considered to be a "culinary expert." Anybody could to Padma's job, anybody!

Ah, but could they do it as... voluptuously?

FedEx Witness Protection commercial

Allstate: "protect yourself from mayhem... like me" emotionally compromised teenage girl commercial

I love the new Dairy Queen series of commercials.
That's rid-DQ-lous !

DQ: "We blow bubbles with Kittens inside them"


DQ: Hiking, rainbows on fire


DQ, Mary Lou Retton

You truly are a retard.

Allstate raccoon in attic commercial

Fuck you rex. Just because you're a soulless bastard doesn't mean that's not funny.

Its a sad rip off of the old spice commercials.

I haven't seen it so I don't care

DQ growing friends commercial




No one needs to grow friends like Rexie does.

Kia "Mr Sandman" commercial

I hate this commercial. He dreams all these great things, but the car of his dreams is a Kia?

Really?

I guess it kinda makes sense because he also dreams of modern day Motley Crue, instead of in their prime.

I also hate the one where the unwashed European chick puts her dysentery fingers in that guys coffee. I think it's for Fiat.

The Winston Flintstones commercial is fun, and deliciously un-PC.


I love the Kia commercial because of the over-the-top dream elements. Kia has a consistently good run of commercials, regardless of their cars. (See the Flashdance "Maniac" commercial, and the Kia Soul hamster commercials.)

The worst one is the J-Lo one where she drives a Fiat in her old neighborhood. Like A) she drives herself, B) she owns a fucking Fiat, and C) she's leaving her plush Malibu mansion to go back to the shithole neighborhood she's from.

Hanes kittens shirt commercial

"Temptations" cat treats commercial

Ricola, dance commercial

Sandals hotel commercial, "Do it all again"



I love the Sandals commercials, beautifully produced.
Like a 30-second vacation every time they're on.

[b]Sandals resort, "My Blue Heaven" commercial

Sandals resorts, "Let's do it again" commercial

Tostitos "I was a broken chip..." commercial


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1P6zdgL94E



Doritos seduction commercial

Hyundai 2013 "team" commercial

Fiat commercial, "The Italians are coming!"

Sheba cat food commercial, with Eva Longoria

Getting back to the Hardees commercials that started this topic:

BBQ's best pair: Carl's Jr and Hardees commercial

regardless of the bad photoshop job, I doubt an actual billboard like that would exist without people complaining up the wazoo.

I wondered when someone would notice that.



Still, it's pretty damn funny.

Wheat Thins night-vision goggles/Yeti commercial:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf4sLJi-dIM

Ooma phone system commercial:




"Ooo! Ooo ! Oh yeah!"

Haynes Baked Beans: Not for astronauts!

Purina Pro Plan, dreaming dog commercial

Discover "Fraud/Frog Protection" commercial:

A T & T, ask the supervisor, no catch commercial





The girl in this series of commercials is Milana Vayntrub

Poo-Pourri commercial:

Best Sexy Commercials 2 :


A montage of mostly Carl's Jr ads, some of which I haven't seen before. They remain the masters of humorously over-the-top sexual exploitation in their ads.

Exactly.

Progressive insurance, "nightmare" commercial



Love the dummy!
And the dream inside a dream effect.

Essurance commercial, old ladies version of Facebook

Essurance commercial, "sending a tweet"

An old one, but still funny.

I actually never saw that UPS one until you posted it.
Pretty funny.

This is my current favorite:


Geico "Fish story" commercial:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfBSPyCPVsE

God bless!


Somehow Asian women from the old country project a culturally bred modesty that Asian-American women do not.
This video captures that quality well.

Progressive "Flo hairstyle" commercial


"Dah!"

Progressive - "Class president" young Flo commercial

Progressive - Flo "Back in time" commercial

Progressive -Flo "chick flick" commercial

Progressive - Flo "peer pressure" commercial

Really surprised WB would ever endorse any commercial from a company that calls itself "progressive."

Doing a search for Progressive on Youtube pulled up a lot of material that makes my blood boil!

This "steady is exciting" ad for Glucerna cracks me up every time I watch it.

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7iQZ/glucerna-bull-riding-song-by-foghat



My appreciation is enhanced by the use of Foghat's "slow ride" in the ad. Foghat is one of my early favorite groups, and Foghat Live was one of the first two albums I ever bought.

Oreo "Wonderfilled" commercial



A great commercial, that has a feel like one of the Christmas specials we all grew up with, but also introspective on the meaning of Christmas.

Geico - Creepy attic Halloween commercial

Allstate - Cat commercial, "A billion years of tiger DNA just waing to pounce"

Allstate - Mayhem, Pink SUV Teenage Driver commercial

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Eargo hearing aid commercial - "Charlie"

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I somehow remembered this ad and pulled it up to see again on Youtube :

Hulu commercial - Alec Baldwin



I loved the concept, of aliens plotting to use Hulu, to incite humans worldwide into binge-watching re-runs, to turn humans' brains into protoplasmic goo, as a precursor to aliens taking over the planet. Clever and funny.

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Hulu commercial- Seth McFarlane

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Hulu "alien plot" - All 4 commercials

Updating the diasbled link in the opening post:

Paris Hilton, Carls Jr hamburger commercial

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Freshpet commercial




"You were so right about her..."

It took me a second to catch the trimming a bush into a triangle reference.

And
Progressive, Flo, pricing tool standoff


Progressive commercial, "That's it" save time AND LIVE !

A few new old commercials, from Dairy Queen (from about the hime hey started promoting themselves as DQ, And I loved the playful absurdity of them, with which they'd always conclude, "So good it's ri-DQ-lous."
he ad campaaign didn't last long, I didn't get the impression it was commercially sucessful, but I loved them.


Dairy Queen - Growing", 11-1 2012




Dairy Queen Commercial - Hiking




Dairy Queen -Fencing

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Somehow this one was the best of them for me. Quirky and delightfully odd.
"Growing friends" was I think my other favorite.


Dairy Queen Commercial - Guitar That Sounds Like Dolphins

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Anoher Dairy Queen commercial. Not from the same ad campaign, but also very funny.
A father-son scenario, with dad trying to incentivize his sports-challenged son to perform better, with a promised trip to Dairy Queen for a treat if he scores, that goes horribly wrong :

Dairy Queen commercial - Hoops