RKMBs
Posted By: rex Cowboys and Aliens and Han solo and James Bond - 2010-07-25 1:58 PM
http://io9.com/5595665/

 Quote:
Probably the most exciting thing we saw at Comic-Con today was a surprise chunk of footage from Jon Favreau's scifi western, Cowboys and Aliens. It was gritty and action-packed, plus there was a showdown between Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig.

Favreau, whose previous films were Iron Man and Iron Man 2, said they've only been shooting for a month, but he wanted to prep some great footage for Comic-Con. Holy crap did he deliver. He called the movie a "by the book Western," in the vein of John Ford, which will definitely be in 2D. (Why no 3D? He just doesn't think you can shoot a Western in digital.) And he said his scifi influences include Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Alien, and Predator. "We wanted it to look like practical effects, with minimal CGI," he added. And it really worked.

We saw several interlinked scenes that introduce our main characters.

The first clip opens with Zeke Johnson (Daniel Craig) riding his horse into a tiny old west town, accompanied by a scruffy dog. He looks wary, and his face is covered in grime. Seeing nobody around, he slips into a house and begins to clean up. Immediately, we notice that he has a bulky, steampunk-looking wristband on one arm; then he pulls aside his shirt to reveal a deep, bloody bullet wound. As he's cleaning that, the house's owner pokes a shotgun into his ear and he's forced to put his hands up.

The man says to Zeke, "Only two kinds of people get shot: Criminals and victims. Which one are you?"

"I don't know," Zeke replies.

Next time we see him, Zeke is in jail and a scruffy teenager in the next cell is spitting on him, saying, "I want to see you suffer for a long time." Finally, after a few more seconds of torment, Zeke gets up, grabs the kid by the scruff of the neck, and smashes him unconscious against the bars dividing their two cells. So Zeke is a tough character. And when the lawmen arrive, they tell him he's been charged with murder and he's being taken for a trial - chained to the snotty kid he knocked out.

The two of them have been bundled into an armored carriage when a large group of armed men ride out of the night and into town carrying torches. Their leader is Col. Woodrow Dolarhyde (Harrison Ford), and he's a venomous bad guy who refuses to hear the pleas of his son, who turns out to be the snot-nosed kid who spat on Zeke.

Pointing at Zeke, Woodrow says, "That's the son of a bitch who stole my gold." He wants to snatch Zeke out of the carriage right that minute to find out where his gold is, but he's interrupted when the horizon begins to glimmer with lights. It's a very Close Encounters-esque looking UFO, which zooms toward the town, fragments into several ships which disappear, then reappear directly overhead, shooting blue lasers and blowing up the town house by house. Fires erupt from windows, people run screaming (including Sam Rockwell), and the jail carriage is knocked over. Zeke and the kid scramble out and we see Zeke's wristband has grown to cover his lower arm. It's also glowing blue. He aims it at the ships, and shoots out a beam of light that brings one down in a haze of dust and fire.

A hush falls over the town as everybody stares at the fallen ship, looking a little like a TIE fighter surrounded by mounds of displaced dirt. Woodrow is standing next to Zeke, who is still in a fighting stance, his arm outstretched. His wristband suddenly closes back up, becoming the small band we saw earlier. The two men exchange a significant glance, their faces lit by UFO fire, and the clip ended.

It was an amazing series of establishing scenes, and gave us a real taste of the film's pacing and style. And it was simply amazing - one of the most intriguing things I've seen all week at Con. I like the fact that it's Old West science fiction but not steampunk at all (except for the style of Zeke's wristband). It actually reminded me of what The Adventures of Briscoe County would have been if it were a drama: a perfect blend of cowboy justice and UFO weirdness.

Along with the rest of the crowd, I was left breathless and wondering how this would all play out. Will this be hard science fiction, or more fantastical like the Indiana Jones series? What will the aliens look like? Is Harrison Ford actually playing a bad guy? And Daniel Craig as a cowboy? Sign me the fuck up. Seriously - I predict that this film, based on a comic book by Scott Rosenberg, is going to be mindblowingly awesome when it comes out this time next year.
This looks like its going to be fucking amazing. Walton Goggins is also in it but I don't think they've said who is he yet.
Did the reviewer use a towel or just some kleenex to clean-up after he blew his load?

I'll give it a shot...maybe...
(I'm supposed to be the bitter bald one)
What, you didn't want the weekend off?
Could be great...
Posted By: rex Re: Cowboys and Aliens and Han solo and James Bond - 2010-07-26 11:11 PM
Why do you only like it after thedoctor posts an image?

~wondy
\:lol\:
 Originally Posted By: rex
Why do you only like it after The Doctor shows up?
Rehearsals, Donny...
if this was an episode of Who you'd be all over it.
Oh wait, you're serious! \:lol\:

Read up the Poli-Forum to see where Rex derives the joke by using Wondy's name in the quote. And if you read through this thread, you'll see that I didn't express interest due to the review. I simply thought the over-masturbatory article was hilarious. Once Doc posted the pic, I shrugged and didn't change my on-the-fence opinion.

And yes, Grimm, if it were Doctor Who I would be all over it. Why? Because I like Doctor Who. I have always liked Doctor Who. I will probably always like Doctor Who. The equation is simple, really... ;\)
Doctor Who
*splurt*
See?
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Oh wait, you're serious! \:lol\:

Read up the Poli-Forum to see where Rex derives the joke by using Wondy's name in the quote. And if you read through this thread, you'll see that I didn't express interest due to the review. I simply thought the over-masturbatory article was hilarious. Once Doc posted the pic, I shrugged and didn't change my on-the-fence opinion.

And yes, Grimm, if it were Doctor Who I would be all over it. Why? Because I like Doctor Who. I have always liked Doctor Who. I will probably always like Doctor Who. The equation is simple, really... ;\)


Actually, with this post you're about one Pat Buchanan quote away from being WB here. ;\)
Wondy likes Doctor Who??
Substitute "Glenn Beck" for "Doctor Who" and its eerily similar.
OH MY GOD. Fuck you Gordon!

How dare you.

If I wanted to sound like WB, I'd have said this:

 Quote:

Read up the Poli-Forum to see where Rex derives the joke by using Wondy's name in the quote! And if you read through this thread, you'll see that I didn't express interest due to the review! I simply thought the over-masturbatory article was hilarious!

Once Doc posted the pic, I shrugged and didn't change my on-the-fence opinion.



And yes, Grimm, if it were Doctor Who I would be all over it! Why? Because I like Doctor Who! I have always liked Doctor Who! I will probably always like Doctor Who!! Just because you have to personally attack me and SLANDER ME with your Liberal Bias(tm) doesn't change THE FACTS, Grimm! You can post in your IGNORANCE, but my---I mean THE facts prove that you don't see where AMERICA IS FALLING INTO THE ABYSS OF EVIL AND LIBERALISM AND EQUALITY FOR ALL LOWER RACES I HATE BLACK PEOPLE AND ANYONE WHO'S NOT WHITE!!!!?!!!!




\:lol\:
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Oh wait, you're serious! \:lol\:



no, I'm Grimm. nice to meet you.


 Quote:
Read up the Poli-Forum to see where Rex derives the joke by using Wondy's name in the quote. And if you read through this thread, you'll see that I didn't express interest due to the review. I simply thought the over-masturbatory article was hilarious. Once Doc posted the pic, I shrugged and didn't change my on-the-fence opinion.



I did all of the above. I just find it interesting that when something is involved with Who you tend to give it far more latitude than you would otherwise. Now I'm not saying that you don't have reason to be cynical for anything from Hollyweird, it just seems that when something similar arrives from a Doctorish standpoint, you're much less quick to rush to judgement.

 Quote:
And yes, Grimm, if it were Doctor Who I would be all over it. Why? Because I like Doctor Who. I have always liked Doctor Who. I will probably always like Doctor Who. The equation is simple, really... ;\)


Who's battered housewife. ;\)
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
OH MY GOD. Fuck you Gordon!

How dare you.

If I wanted to sound like WB, I'd have said this:

 Quote:

Read up the Poli-Forum to see where Rex derives the joke by using Wondy's name in the quote! And if you read through this thread, you'll see that I didn't express interest due to the review! I simply thought the over-masturbatory article was hilarious!

Once Doc posted the pic, I shrugged and didn't change my on-the-fence opinion.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l9OnB7dcChw&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l9OnB7dcChw&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>


And yes, Grimm, if it were Doctor Who I would be all over it! Why? Because I like Doctor Who! I have always liked Doctor Who! I will probably always like Doctor Who!! Just because you have to personally attack me and SLANDER ME with your Liberal Bias(tm) doesn't change THE FACTS, Grimm! You can post in your IGNORANCE, but my---I mean THE facts prove that you don't see where AMERICA IS FALLING INTO THE ABYSS OF EVIL AND LIBERALISM AND EQUALITY FOR ALL LOWER RACES I HATE BLACK PEOPLE AND ANYONE WHO'S NOT WHITE!!!!?!!!!




\:lol\:


\:lol\: too fucking much!
 Originally Posted By: Grimm
I did all of the above. I just find it interesting that when something is involved with Who you tend to give it far more latitude than you would otherwise. Now I'm not saying that you don't have reason to be cynical for anything from Hollyweird, it just seems that when something similar arrives from a Doctorish standpoint, you're much less quick to rush to judgement.


Well, now, in fairness I didn't make judgement on anything except the gushing of the article. The movie/concept might not be as dumb as it sounds. Who knows?

But, when compared to Who, naturally I'll go that route without objectivity, mainly because:

 Quote:
Who's battered housewife. ;\)


Exactly. It can do no permanent wrong...
Posted By: rex Re: Cowboys and Aliens and Han solo and James Bond - 2010-11-15 10:00 PM


teaser trailer on Wednesday.
Posted By: Rob Re: Cowboys and Aliens and Han solo and James Bond - 2010-11-15 10:01 PM
fun!

i also like that they made it a point to ditch 3d. the third dimension is worthless!
Bullshit! The Third Dimension is where I keep all my stuff.
Posted By: rex Re: Cowboys and Aliens and Han solo and James Bond - 2010-11-15 10:09 PM
The internet is in 2D so that is all I care about.
Wait, so the name isn't really Cowboys and Aliens and Han solo and James Bond? Not gonna bother with this one.
 Originally Posted By: the insurgents
The internet is all I care about.
Posted By: rex Re: Cowboys and Aliens and Han solo and James Bond - 2010-11-15 10:20 PM
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
Wait, so the name isn't really Cowboys and Aliens and Han solo and James Bond? Not gonna bother with this one.


If I knew how to use photoshop I'd add "and Han Solo and James Bond to that poster.
Posted By: Rob Re: Cowboys and Aliens and Han solo and James Bond - 2010-11-15 10:21 PM
MXY DON'T BELIEVE IT-!!!
MXY, DON'T STOP BELIEVING!
Music and lyrics by Journey.
This movie just keeps looking more and more awesome.
is it going to be james bond kicking ass, and indiana jones / other cowboys not helping at all...?

also, will jon favreau make himself the star alien?

prometheus, answer me these questions three. ...two.
It will be about James Bond and Indy learning to work together, setting aside their differences, and kicking some alien ass.

Favreau cameos as every horse...
Frau Blucher?
I BARELY KNEW HER!
COMEDY ADAMANTIUM!
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Doctor Who


 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
*splurt*


 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
See?


No. He was going to do that anyway.
Don't forget that it comes out on Friday!

 Quote:
the doctor said:
"Bullshit! The Third Dimension is where I keep all my stuff."


SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! LOL, I gotta use that line when I teach volume this year!
A friend and I went to see this a couple nights ago.I thought this was a really good film.Pretty good story,I thought that maybe it would be at best a mis-match,but it didn't feel too contrived or forced.Action and characterization were pretty well-balanced and I thought Craig and Ford looked pretty comfortable in their roles.The aliens looked pretty menacing but not invincible and to top it off.....Olivia Wilde was damn sexy.Best thing though was that there wasn't anyone else in the theater,which is why I enjoyed the movie so much ;\) All in all a good flick.
It was a good blend of sic fi and western.

It was different seeing Ford as a bad guy.

I wonder how close the movie was to the graphic novel?
So I haven't heard squat about this movie? Did America skip it?
Well, maybe you should try reading. Like, this thread, for instance.
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Well, maybe you should try reading. Like, this thread, for instance.


Ugggggghhhhhhh, you know that is not what I meant. There are 2 posts that actually have anything to do with the movie. The other million posts in this thread are like Pro or Pariah using their navel gazing future sight powers on assuming whether or not the movie will be "good".For instance there might be a poster here, rex or G-Man that has some useless bit of information about how many millions this movie took in.
In that amount of time it took me to type that I could have looked it up, yes. But then where would this oh so interesting thread be....? I was attempting to create a conversation about how this movie did at the box office, why it failed, why it was good and Americans didn't go see it..whatever.
 Originally Posted By: Lothar of The Hill People
It was a good blend of sic fi and western.

It was different seeing Ford as a bad guy.

I wonder how close the movie was to the graphic novel?



does it really matter? according to bleeding cool, the guy sold the movie rights before there even was a comic.
Saw it tonight. It was really good. Not a great movie, but a fun movie. Lot of PC bullshit with Indians and cowboys over coming their differences to blah, blah, blah. It did take a non-Hollywood turn at the end. Fun. Good cast. Great effects.
© RKMBs