I'm a good rassler just like Brian Kendrick! Only gayer!

I'm also a second generation superstar damnit!

Robs, of course.

You youngens have so much to learn.

I don't see how he got around the mandatory board joining blowjob rule that Rob enacted in September, 2001.

The traditional route to an RDCW contract is to begin by blowing the janitor, who mops the ring after a fight, and then gradually work your way up.

Eventually, after many years, you will get to blow the Chairman. The trick is to quickly thrust the contract in front of him the moment before he ejaculates in your mouth. If you time it right the jolt of the orgasm should cause the pen to travel across the contract leaving something resembling a signature.

Did you know that an average RDCW wrestler will suck over 5 miles of cock in the course of his career - even more if he deep-throats it. He will also have 10 gallons of human semen surgically removed from his stomach.

No, that's just how you got into the RDCW. And despite what LLance may tell you, he's not the chairman.

He am not even the janitor. URG am never fall for that again

I thought ROB was the one giving BJs?

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backwards7 said:
the janitor, who mops the ring after a fight

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Heh!