Ok, I know Havoc is late; but my computer crapped out on me last night.
As per someone's idea earlier, I think Nowhereman's, this would be a good place for us to discuss angles and other shit without breaking the veil of secrecy, so to speak, in the program threads.
But remember we aint getting into all those rules n regs like Hero HQ!
This'll just be a good way of saving any future confusion!
Hey! Where's this week's Havoc? What of the brewing feud between the rWo & RDCW? And when am I going to get a title?
And don't forget about the Doctor's announcement from last week...can't wait to hear what he has to say...
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King Snarf said:
And when am I going to get a title?
Never. Deal with it.
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Chewy Walrus said:
Never. Deal with it.
Quick and to the point. Well done, Chewy. (golf clap)
Team RDCW baby!
As long as I'm not Chad from "The Mad Real World"...
Naw, you're the ashy guy from the World Series of Dice!
I think I'd rather be:
"Bitch, I live in a TRASH CAN!!!"
Nope. No Urg and no mystery dude. You can have the guy outside the door and you can have mystery dude as the special ref. I already have the main event teams worked out, and Urg already has another match at the ppv. It's a match that a particular RDCW wrestler has been asking for for some time and now he's getting it.
So the main event is Me, TK, and King Snarf plus two mystery teammates vs Nowhereman's sson-to-be-announced (or not) RwO team? Cool...
And some RDCW wrestler has been demanding a match for a long time, possibly to do with URG? Hmmmmmmmmmm...could it be that PJP has returned from his honeymoon looking to put some gold around his waist?
Interesting the way this PPV is shaping...
Never mind. I just read the PPV update. I couldn't have been more wrong. Damn.
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King Snarf said:
And when am I going to get a title?
Never. Deal with it.
You're just upset that I beat you and backwards7 SINGLEHANDEDLY.
Wait, so now Team RDCW is me, Joe, TK, & Bibbo & I-man? I thought it was me, Joe, TK, URG, and a mystery partner?
Woops. Never mind. Missed Madman's earlier post...
Winged Creature and Stupid Dogg as the RDCW's APA? Masterful...great job! Also, good backstage vignettes. Two reasons why Robblemania is my favorite forum...
Damn you, King Snarf, if you cost me my title...
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Woops. Never mind. Missed Madman's earlier post...
Try to pay attention, dammit! 
btw, if you have a pic you want used in a preview, ranking, or whatever thread. pm me the urls.
I want a talk show of my own, like Heartbreak Hotel or the Highlight reel, where I get to interview other superstars.
I say go for it. Find your "guest." Work out the thing with them, and post it on the next Havoc.
Where in the name of Gorilla Monsoon is the mishugginah play-by-play for the Big Beer Bash?!?
Brainstorming time: I'm gonna announce what match I want with Joe, but I just need to pick which one. I've tossed around a few ideas, and I want to see what you all think.
Idea 1: Stairway to Hell
Idea 2: Last Man Standing
Idea 3: 2 out of 3 falls
Fall 1- Submission
Fall 2- Street Fight
Fall 3- Ladder Match
Idea 4- Judy Bagwell on a Pole Match!
I've got some suggestions for the next ppv.
Bsams-TK Iron Man for the Big Cheese.
Velo-Nowhereman for IC.
Snarf-Mama-Eurotrash. whatever stip they go with.
Legbreakerers vs. Team GOP vs. Conspiracy. 3 way elimination.
That's all I got right now.
SoM, what happened to your interview segment?
But what SoM's in-ring lacked in interviewy goodness was made up for in hilarity ensuing. Good stuff!
I'm sure my opinion doesn't matter, being slightly biased and all, but I'd like to see me 'n' King Snarf fight in a more high- stakes match. I like the Last Man Standing idea better than a 2 out of 3 falls match. I don't know what a Stairway to Hell match would be. Maybe an Iron Man match?
I'm sure that King Snarf will come up with something that will live up to the six months of anticipation for the grudge match and stay loyal to the mutual hatred that we hold for each other...
Stairway to Hell is a match that (to my knowledge) has only been performed in ECW. Basically, an ass-load of barbed wire is suspended above the ring, and a ladder is thoughtfully provided to obtain said wire. Other than that, the two guys just beat the holy hell out of each other until there's a pinfall or submission.
How's about a Last Man Standing Match in a ring with barbed wire wrapped around the ropes and a "Hell In A Cell"-style cage around us? Bloody, brutal, and definitely acts as final word on our feud. Call it an "East Coast Extreme" match or a "Philly Death Match" or something...
I don't know. Hell in a Cell with barb wire AND Last Man Standing rules. That seems a bit much....
Snarf has requested the next match be a bra & panties match,but I vetoed the idea!
How about a "Hell in the Jail" Match. A large cage can surround the entire ring area. Razor wire and encircle the top. We can have attack German Shepards as the lumberjacks around the ring. And the rWo can sit in elevated towers at the four corners with shotguns loaded with rubber bullets, occassionally firing into the ring.
Snarf likes the idea of jail,but he wants the ring to resemble a prison shower room & the whole point of the match is to not drop the soap (too much).
I think I'll just go with Last Man Standing....
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King Snarf said:
I think I'll just go with Last Man Standing....
If you cant see the gay conotations in that,I aint gonna point them out!
Wouldnt be the first time he went with the last man standing.
There was that time over at Robs place when Rob,Snarf,Velo,LLance & Joe Mama were having a drinking competition & Llance & Snarf were the last men standing.
(of course they were only drinking Gatorade,but thats hard liquor to them boys)
Y'know, psychiatrists call what you're doing "projection". Think about it.
I've already done the interview. It's fake though, I think I'm on Chris's enemy list so I don't think he'd be interested in a real interview.
Now you lazy fucks should start your stuff. Ever noticed that the RDCW has been lacking in terms of "action" lately?
Just read your interview with Oakley, SoM. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant stuff! Keep up the good work!
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Joe Mama said:
Define "action".
ACTION - Llance and Nowhereman fucking each other up the ass.
Simultaneously?!
Is that anatomically possible?
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Son of Mxy said:
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Joe Mama said:
Define "action".
ACTION - Llance and Nowhereman fucking each other up the ass.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! MY EYES!!! THE HORROR!!! THE MENTAL IMAGE!!!
Thats right,I fucked Joe in the eyes.........that was fun!
Rex's real name is Joe? Huh...go figure...
Nowhereman, if you ever had the courage to whip out that sawed-off li'l piece of beef jerky that dangles limply 'tween your legs, I'd be too busy laughing to get fucked by you.
Stick with LLance, he's more your speed...
You may scream no,but your eye sockets were screaming yes!
Okay, now you're just being ridiculous. Eye sockets can't scream; they have no vocal chords, you silly goose!
Then it must have been your arse!
Thats good.........now bend over!
Good band names:
The Screaming Arses.
The Bend-Overs.
Highlarious interview segment, SoM. That needs to be a regular feature.
Thanks. It will be. I think I'm gonna fake-interview URG next. It's not like the jokes I make are at the expense of their character's integrities anyway...
Shame we lost that last Havoc. It was a good one.
Anyway, the next ppv is on Sunday, so if you want a match for it, you've got till then to ask for it here! Tomorrow's Havoc is the last chance to build to SummerScam!
Good glory! I've never been in this forum before!!!
This is interesting.
And I'd like to point out that my
girlfriend could kick the shit outta most of the guys in here.
Considering how my match with Rex actually had its origin in this very forum, I'd be very careful about running my mouth off like that, Sammitch. Someone might take you up on a match with sweet li'l Meeko!
I'd wrassle her!
Yeah, Marcum, 'tis a shame! I would've liked to have seen how the post-match between me, Rex, and the "mystery diva" would've played out. Plus, stompin' Rex's ass was a high-point in an otherwise boring week. DNC, my arse!
I still have yet to see any proof of you winning that match.
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I still have yet to see any proof of you winning that match.
Of course you haven't. You were unconscious from THREE East Coast Hammers! Plus Rob, out of pity for the insult (Christine Oakley took pity on you and fucked you in the ring while you were out) that came with the injury (your loss and the concussion), crashed his boards to retcon the evidence. It's okay, though. I notice our whole reason for fighting has been retconned out as well. So we're friends again! 
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Joe Mama said:
(Christine Oakley took pity on you and fucked you in the ring while you were out)
That explains the rash.
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Considering how my match with Rex actually had its origin in this very forum, I'd be very careful about running my mouth off like that, Sammitch. Someone might take you up on a match with sweet li'l Meeko!
I'd wrassle her!
I've read enough of this board to know that I've beaten you at least once, Joe.
Although the idea of a Red Sox fans' tag-team sounds intriguing. Ah, well. I'm glad to see our fearless - albeit drunken - leader Doc can cook up some impressive matches for everyone.
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Joe Mama said:
(Christine Oakley took pity on you and fucked you in the ring while you were out)
That explains the rash.
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Captain Sammitch said:
I've read enough of this board to know that I've beaten you at least once, Joe.
Although the idea of a Red Sox fans' tag-team sounds intriguing. Ah, well. I'm glad to see our fearless - albeit drunken - leader Doc can cook up some impressive matches for everyone.
Actually, Cap'n, you and I have never been in a ring together. But I, too, am intrigued by the idea of you and I teaming up. Perhaps Doc or Grimm can put something together...
The new Havoc is up. So, guys get to the mic work and build up your matches. Later, I'll show some clips from the Oakley bash that Joe Mama and Rex escorted Christine to over the weekend.
I see our favorite drunkard has been a busy little bee...
You are an evil, EVIL, EVIL!!! man!!! I was gonna try to defuse that little situation...evil, you are...
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Joe Mama said:
Considering how my match with Rex actually had its origin in this very forum, I'd be very careful about running my mouth off like that, Sammitch. Someone might take you up on a match with sweet li'l Meeko!
I'd wrassle her!
Yeah, Marcum, 'tis a shame! I would've liked to have seen how the post-match between me, Rex, and the "mystery diva" would've played out. Plus, stompin' Rex's ass was a high-point in an otherwise boring week. DNC, my arse!
Joe You know I could kick your arse! Grrrrrr (I bet your real skeeerd huh)
You'd better hope King Snarf declares the stipulation for your Summer Scam match before I do.
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Joe You know I could kick your arse! Grrrrrr (I bet your real skeeerd huh)
I'm dying to find out, Meeko! Kill me with kisses!
Doc, you can't punish me for the fact that King Chickenshit is a slacker who never wanted to face me in the first place! It's not MY fault he's too much of a pussy to declare the match and commit to his utter destruction! I did my part and offered him the match as a peace offering to ensure victory and allow you to get your 5-minutes with Rob! You should give me praise! Seeing as YOU'RE RDCW-loyal, I'm on YOUR side!!!
That was directed at Joe.
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Meeko said:
Joe You know I could kick your arse! Grrrrrr (I bet your real skeeerd huh)
I'm dying to find out, Meeko! Kill me with kisses!
I don't want to wrap a chair around your cranium...
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Joe Mama said:
Doc, you can't punish me for the fact that King Chickenshit is a slacker who never wanted to face me in the first place! It's not MY fault he's too much of a pussy to declare the match and commit to his utter destruction! I did my part and offered him the match as a peace offering to ensure victory and allow you to get your 5-minutes with Rob! You should give me praise! Seeing as YOU'RE RDCW-loyal, I'm on YOUR side!!!
Well, it's apparent that somebody is already losing that very subtle grip on reality here. Maybe it's time you went outside, Joe. You know, get some sun.
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Captain Sammitch said:
I don't want to wrap a chair around your cranium...
Then don't. Sit on it and watch the epic battle between me 'n' Meeko in the...SWEET LOVIN' MATCH!!! Where there are NO losers!!!
You're goin' down to Chinatown, punk...
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Well, it's apparent that somebody is already losing that very subtle grip on reality here. Maybe it's time you went outside, Joe. You know, get some sun.
Oh, shit! Did my act of loyalty get ret-conned too?!? Gah!!! SHIT!!! Could someone let me know when there are rehearsals???
That settles it. The Summer Scam match between King Snarf and Joe Mama, no matter the outcome, finishes off the feud. Then, the next Havoc begins the new feud between Joe and Sammitch with Meeko as the centerpiece.
There goes any chance of a tag team pairing in the near future...
No problem here. Cap'n an' I can start working on the feud build-up and plan for after Summer Scam. And, this time, I think we can do this in less than six months. Whattaya say, Cap?
I want a SummerScam match. I don't care who it is. I wanna PUNCH someone IN THE FACE.
Except for Meeko, of course.
And anybody who stands a chance of kicking my ass.
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Joe Mama said:
No problem here. Cap'n an' I can start working on the feud build-up and plan for after Summer Scam. And, this time, I think we can do this in less than six months. Whattaya say, Cap?
How would it work? What would we fight over except my girlfriend?
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Meeko said:
Joe You know I could kick your arse! Grrrrrr (I bet your real skeeerd huh)
I'm dying to find out, Meeko! Kill me with kisses!
DOWN DOWN DOWN the Red man's going down...
Think I'm gonna take it easy on ya, huh?? Kisses are rewards, in which you don't recieve...cause I always win! (just ask Sammitch)
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How would it work? What would we fight over except my girlfriend?
I mean work out the details. How it happens. Who's the heel and who's the face. Maybe have Meeko post as well. In other words, do everything we can to avoid turning this into a Kane/Matt Hardy feud.
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Captain Sammitch said:
I want a SummerScam match. I don't care who it is. I wanna PUNCH someone IN THE FACE.
Except for Meeko, of course.
And anybody who stands a chance of kicking my ass.
Well, if you win the Hardcore 3some tonight, I'll give you a shot at URG for the Hardcore Porn Title at the Scam.
Since you became the Lightweight champ for a short time not participating, let's see how well you do when you're actually paying attention to this forum.
Heh. You're an HHQ regular. You think my
participation will be a question?
Waitasec...
I'll PM you, Cap. Or we can work over on your boards. Whichever is fine.
Use my boards. Nobody will
ever overhear our conspiracy there!
Chewy Walrus will. And he's a card-carrying member of the R...W...0!!! So we must be stealthy!!!
He's in the middle of Hell Week.
Why don't you try AIM?
Because I just got home. From my internship. And MY Mama's cookin' all my favorite foods right now.
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Captain Sammitch said:
Because I just got home. From my internship. And MY Mama's cookin' all my favorite foods right now.
Is that a Toby Keith song?
Anywho, those with matches at the Havoc or Scam might want to begin laying some groundwork by posting in the Havoc thread.
I'm still mourning the loss of my URG interview.
That WAS a great interview. It will live on in all our hearts as the yardstick for any future interviews. By the way, is there a new one coming up this week?
I have a job interview later and if I get the job I probably will be too busy raking in wealth beyond our wildest dreams to come up with stuff. Barely enough time left to ogle Llance as it is.....
Rex and Joe kidnapped by the Oakleys! I'm having Pulp Fiction flashbacks.
SHUT UP! YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH!!!
Jeez, Grimm!!! Don't give him any ideas!!!
"GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER! TELL HER. . .THIS ISN'T SOME COMMUNIST DAYCARE CENTER! TELL YOUR MOTHER I HATE HER! TELL YOUR MOTHER. . .
I. . .
HATE. . .
YOU!"
I will be announcing the stipulation for the match later today!
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King Snarf said:
I will be announcing the stipulation for the match later today!
Are you sure about that?
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King Snarf said:
I will be announcing the stipulation for the match later today!
Didn't you say that a week ago? Two weeks ago? Three???
If it ain't announced tonight, you take what we give you.
Fine by me.
...waitaminnit...who's "we"??? *shudder*
There. I posted it. Nyah.
Anyway, when I when at SummerScam (not if, 'cause I'm the man!), I want to feud with Grimm.
Dammit, Nowhereman! Beat me to it!
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King Snarf said:
There. I posted it. Nyah.
Anyway, when I when at SummerScam (not if, 'cause I'm the man!), I want to feud with Grimm.
You want to go one. . .
. . .on one. . .
with The Grimm One?
Bring the pain!
Shit hot! I won!
What should I do?
Should I wait for the first two matches to get done and
then do my thang on the mike?
Ahh just go do your thing. If you want to wait for thedoctor or marcum to do the match recap first, you'll be waiting a while....
I don't wanna step on anyone's groove.
Don't worry. There's no groove to be stepped on. The last post on the Havoc thread was by Grimm. He's a jobber compared to you. (Zing!)
Trust me, if you got something to say, say it. It helps build things up.
Anybody got a pic of the lightweight faggot belt? I'm going to use it for the next red hot chilean pepper segment....
PM Grimm or The Doctor. They'll be able to hook you up, if it isn't already on one of the older threads here (I think there actually is a thread that has pics of all the belts).
I was gonna post something for Havoc after The Doctor revealed what happened with me, Rex, and Christine Oakley. But, seeing as he's gonna be late, I'll post something tomorrow (when I'm a little more awake). King Barf and Grime need to be responded to, y'fags!!!
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King Snarf said:
Don't worry. There's no groove to be stepped on. The last post on the Havoc thread was by Grimm. He's a jobber compared to you. (Zing!)
Trust me, if you got something to say, say it. It helps build things up.
"I've held more championships than you've had pieces of ass!"
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King Snarf said:
Ahh just go do your thing. If you want to wait for thedoctor or marcum to do the match recap first, you'll be waiting a while....
Yes, because King Snarf is very prompt with writing his contributions to the forum. He'd never take three weeks to do a single post. 
THIS IS EXACTLY THE SAME KIND OF INTERNAL CONFLICT THAT BROKE UP THE BEATLES!
Which would make you............
Pete Best? (C'mon, folks! Don't be so predictable!!!)
I was thinking Ringo, actually.
I'm not sure the Lightweight belt has been designed yet!
I know the IC,Euro & tag belts are done but not sure what else!
I believe that's it, actually.
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King Snarf said:
Ahh just go do your thing. If you want to wait for thedoctor or marcum to do the match recap first, you'll be waiting a while....
Yes, because King Snarf is very prompt with writing his contributions to the forum. He'd never take three weeks to do a single post.
Oh, do shut up. I merely a student in late posting here, while you, YOU, are the master. In fact, I'm sure there are more than a few Havocs that are still waiting to be recapped.
So, to reiterate from earlier, nyah.
Yes, because posting "We're going to have a Last Man Standing Match." is as difficult as doing an entire recap.
Anyway, it looks like we lost the thread where everyone had put their finishing moves. So, if someone wants to start a new one that also has info on what your wrestler is supposed to look like as well as entrance music, that'd be awesome. Since it does help to have all that in one place for when we do recaps, a full out and updated profile would help a lot.
It's not just saying "We're going to have a last man standing match!" You have to have an engaging promo.
So again, nyah.
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King Snarf said:
It's not just saying "We're going to have a last man standing match!" You have to have an engaging promo.
And what does that have to do with your post?
Sorry, Snarf, but I think it takes just a bit more time to set up the matches, set up the voting, do the play-by-play, and think up the backstage/film footage of a "date" (merciful Powers That Be!!!) than it does to write up a promo. Even a good promo. Or an "engaging" promo. And that's not including any time taken to update rankings, set up any future matches, and answer any PMs from the "talent".
I'll start the new thread.
Let me just tell you guys something. It takes at least a full hour to write out a full on replay. And for a pay per view replay it's generally twice that.
Coming up with a show, depends on the show. I try to work with the ongoing angles where I can and fit in some stuff I think would be good matches as well. In addition to trying to work in people who show up, complain they're not on the card, and then leave again, after I've come up with ways to work them in. I look at pay per views the same way, but they're generally longer, so you have more room for more people. Sometimes it's easy, sometimes it isn't.
Doc and I basically sat down last week and worked out the preliminary idea for SummerScam, leaving us some room to run things (like Sammitch's discovery of the forum) that might come up later.
I know it's just a fun distraction, and a little way to pass time, but doing the legwork on this stuff does take time and effort. I know that Nowhereman's busy as fuck with his life and hasn't had much time. So I don't mind stepping in and trying to keep things going.
But some weeks, there just isn't time. Doc and I both get worn down with our jobs sometime (as well as personal business) and just don't have the energy or desire to deal with stuff right away.
So when people scream for a Havoc or a replay because they have something that they absolutely must do, and we stop and take time and put one together, and then nobody responds following. . .it kinda takes the shine off somewhat, you know?
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THIS IS EXACTLY THE SAME KIND OF INTERNAL CONFLICT THAT BROKE UP THE BEATLES!
BTW, Give me a match against Dave(the lawyer) for the next Havoc. He's going to be in my next segment, and I found a way to utilize the brief stint he did here....
Done. And for the love of Gob, SoM, pick a gender and stick with it!
Good stuff on the profiles, guys. Nice to see some characters being fleshed out. But is it me or are there a lot of Jericho/Benoit/Edge style wrestlers in this place?
And, yes, guys, it takes a shitload of work to do this stuff. I'd spend an hour or more doing the play-by-plays to make them balanced and to not outright job people. I think that is bad form. As you can notice, the replays got smaller and smaller as time went on because of all the thought and effort put into them. Sometimes I wouldn't even post one because I was too gobdamned tired to put forth the effort. We've now reached the use of highlights, which make it that much easier. This whole thing is an ongoing experiment where we're still trying to work out the best ways of doing things. Nowhereman hit on a great idea by having voting decide the matches. We then progressed to concealed polls to prevent abuse of alt id voting and to keep up the suspense on outcomes. So, considering all our other responsibilities and such, we've put a great deal of time into this.
Most Havocs are posted at work since I ususally don't get online until late at night, if at all, at home; and I know that if they aren't up before I leave work at 5, someone will start a
Where's the Havoc? thread. So things will get rushed sometimes to appease the masses. I enjoy doing it. I like working with you guys on angles and everything. It's fun. Just don't always expect the very best or a full show from just Grimm and I either. We've given you guys a lot more free reign than most real wrestling companies so that you can have as much fun as you want. Take advantage of it. Have fun.
That being said, the Scam will go up today. Staying with the formula of the PPV here, voting will go on for one week. So, prepare your promos for the Scam and work on your post PPV storylines. Remember, it's going to be an outdoor arena on the New Jersey side of the Hudson river. SoM, remind me about the Dave thing when the Scam is over so I can remember to put your match on the card.
Heh! That opening reminds me of
Futurama when Bender joined the Ultimate Robot Fighting League and his opponent was The Foreigner.
"I'm not from here. I have my own set of customs and beliefs."
"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Hey, I was the first one who owned up to being a jericho-type. 'sides, my "devastating" trademark moves are extremely different from Sammitch's (he had the liontamer. He didn't specify if it's the cool one or the one that looks like a pussy boston crab).
Weird, I didn't know he'd be into this kind of stuff....
Half naked men in shorts parading round a ring & you didnt think he'd be into it?
You crazy?
I agree with your point.
Now I'm wondering why Llance isn't into this kind of thing.
P.S.
I'm keeping the ambigous gender gimmick, doc. It helps further differentiate my character from the other jericho-types and could be used in a future storyline, like, say, being stripped off a title or being disqualified on the grounds of being a woman and vice versa.
LLance disguises himself as the ring!
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thedoctor said:
Heh! That opening reminds me of Futurama when Bender joined the Ultimate Robot Fighting League and his opponent was The Foreigner.
"I'm not from here. I have my own set of customs and beliefs."
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Look at my cr-ay-ay-ay-ay-azy passport!"
Do me a favor, please - I want to post in the SummerScam thread but I have practice all afternoon. Please don't finish the buildup to the first match until tonight sometime, okay? Thanks!
Okay, I'm good. Just wanted to try my hand at a little setup.
Sammich looks like a nice boy,can I fuck him?
You know, here we've had Snarf and Mama verbally jousting on damn near every show we've had for the last six months, and now we finally get to their long awaited match, and neither one of them has a damn thing to say.
Didn't you and the Doctor start setting up Sammitch's match? Yes? Then how many times do I have to tell you: I WILL NOT cut in line on you people! The last thing I wanna do is fuck up a groove. Assuming that this is your way of telling me (us? Wait three weeks for Snarf.) that the coast is clear, I'll post an in-ring...
Fuck up a groove? After how many days of no one posting? I think it's quite safe to say there is no groove to fuck up at this moment.
Holy hell! That hardcore title match was
close!I'm not sure how the recap will explain this...
Well, I imagine somebody went through a flaming table.
Before you starting posting and asking, I'm working on it. It'll be up when it's up.
Congratulations to the RDCW's newest champs: Captain Sammitch and TK-069! Also, props to the other two titleholders who walked out victorious: Nowhereman (BOO!
) and that second-generation star, Son of Mxy! Good job to Stareena, Legbreakerereses, and Faarooq Oakley X on their impressive victories!
Oh, and Grimm? Looks like you and I have some business to settle...
No hurry. I was just surprised that my character won.
9 votes?? I only got nine fucking votes?!? What a shitty pay-off to an angle. Joe hits me with a car, and his comeuppance is to beat the shit out of me. Fabulous.
Gracious in victory AND defeat...
Oh, can it. I'm not in the mood.
Every PPV match where I'm not in a tag I lose. What the fuck?
Bear in mind that I am married to Rob Kamphausen's sister.
*cough* The Rivero-Kamphausen era. *cough*
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Joe Mama said:
Oh, and Grimm? Looks like you and I have some business to settle...
Indeed.
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Son of Mxy said:
Bear in mind that I am married to Rob Kamphausen's sister.
*cough* The Rivero-Kamphausen era. *cough*
Is that a swerve I smell?
I wanna win something!!!!!
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I wanna win something!!!!!
YOU WIN...
my heart!
Step off, punk sucka!
Y'know...you're the reason that I won't like her bestest! Do you know how sad that makes her? Well, DO YOU?!?!?
Probably not very much. You're right.
Good recap. My disappointment at the paltry number of votes I have recieved has been mitigated by the fact that I can claim moral victory over Joe Mama.
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I wanna win something!!!!!
Awwwwwww, that's cute.
A preview of the next RHCP segment:
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Meeko said:
I wanna win something!!!!!
You gotta work for it, baby! Your Sammitch's valet. Talk with him and work something fun for yourself out.
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A preview of the next RHCP segment:
Good pic, but why does Dave have the IC belt?
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King Snarf said:
Good recap. My disappointment at the paltry number of votes I have recieved has been mitigated by the fact that I can claim moral victory over Joe Mama.
This is why people don't vote for you, Snarf.
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A preview of the next RHCP segment:
Good pic, but why does Dave have the IC belt?
My thoughts exactly.
Well, it's just a promo shot of sorts of course. Dave's the rWo lawyer and he's representing them in a copyright infringement lawsuit against me and my belt...
...just something I need to know, though, as I'm not sure of this...as co-owner of the RDCW, Rob technically owns part of all the belts, doesn't he? and the same goes with thedoctor?
Rob is like Vince McMahon,he owns RDCW!
thedoctor & myself are GMs kinda like Theodore Long & Eric Bischoff!
well then i'd simply change any mention of rob's name to Nowhereman since it would make sense that you share ownership rights of all belts with thedoc, and it would also make sense that you're coming after me because you hold the intercuntinental...
Yeah,makes more sense.
Although Rob is affiliated with the rWo,both me & the doctor can be fired,but the day to day running of the business is done by us!
I'm glad that's been worked out. It's a good thing I talked about it here as I was about to use a character that the doc is currently planning on using for another storyline...
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Good recap. My disappointment at the paltry number of votes I have recieved has been mitigated by the fact that I can claim moral victory over Joe Mama.
This is why people don't vote for you, Snarf.
If you feel that way, then I'm done with this. Up yours.
Can we just take a moment to cool off here? King Snarf, I'm sure no one wants to see you go, especially under these circumstances. I know I don't. But, you have to admit, your last couple of posts did sound kind of...bitter. You basically said that I didn't deserve to win and that anyone who voted for me is a moron for not seeing that. Then you kill any remaining heat on the Summer Scam thread by posting as Fans of RDCW. If Grimm/Madman is pissed about the comment, I think you can understand why - he's said more than once how much time and effort goes into these things. If I was pissed (and I'm not, never was) about your comments, I think you can understand why. Long story short: sometimes the good guy (you or I, depending on POV) doesn't get his revenge. Deal with it...do something with it that gives you heat. There's no reason why you can't.
And keep something in mind: everyone here (well, maybe not Nowhereman...) has lost a big match. Or do I need to remind you about my match with LLance? The Triple Set? Getting tossed from the RwO (Snarf, I NEVER saw that coming! I actually asked if that was someone's way of asking me not to post here anymore!)? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you spin it after the fact.
If you're set on not doing this anymore, then we have to respect that decision. But it'd be a shame if you did. And, besides, do you REALLY want me to be able to say that I drove you out of the RDCW (
)? I didn't think so.
I didn't say you didn't deserve to win, and I certainly never called anyone a moron. It's just frustrating that while guys like you and I put a good deal of time in this (not as much as others, granted, but a fair amount nonetheless), we still come up on the short end, while people who rarely if ever post here win matches left and right.
And you said I lost, so get some heat from it. What else would you call claiming moral victory? I can't even do that now, thanks to Marcum's last post on the SummerScam thread. I certainly didn't mean to step on toes; I was using what he posted as a further springboard.
I've done a lot of spinning after losing, 'cause that's all I seem to do at Pay-Per-Views. Maybe if I created a couple dozen alt id's whose sole purpose was add votes like some others do here, I'd squeak out a few more wins. But instead, I take the high road, and rarely, if ever, use my Fans id to vote (though part of that is because I'm to lazy to log out and then back in again.)
I want to keep posting here, but only as long as it remains fun. It's starting to get less than fun.
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And I certainly don't appreciate shit like this either.
All right! I'll start posting more here!
I actually meant to vote for Snarf, but forgot this was here.
What it sounds like ya need, Snarf, is just a change in direction, like a wrestler in real life needs to spark their heat once in awhile. Like a face/heel turn, or allying yourself with one of the underutilized posters bopping around here.
Well, I wanted to do more with NotWedge, but he's vanished!
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All right! I'll start posting more here!
Dude, I didn't mean you. I don't want to name names, but I think we need to institute a rule that if you want to be involved, you need to post on this thread once a week....
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Well, I wanted to do more with NotWedge, but he's vanished!
Yeah...that kinda sucks. He posted some genuinely funny in-rings. You'll appreciate this, King Snarf: I actually had him, SoM, and PJP signed on to form our own faction against the Triple Set AND the RwO! Knowing that you were gonna tap him to work with you kinda adds a new dimension of coolness. Too bad he and PJP have disappeared...
NotWedge's stuff was awesome. Best Buy Gift Card on a Pole Match. That, without a doubt, was my absolute favorite thing that was ever here.
I hope Snarf doesn't leave. We're already short of active posters in here as it is. If it will make him reconsider, I'm willing to be stripped off of the lightweight faggot title and have it given to him. The current storyline I'm developing allows for such a thing. But then again, that's probably not very dignified considering that he wants to look less wimpy and more not wimpy.
To tell you the truth, I never really cared for the votes. When I started posting here I kept losing to everybody. But who gives a fuck, really? I enjoy writing the promos and losing actually gives me the opportunity to do self-decaprating promos Kurt Angle style. And I don't know, I think that actually convinced all of my ALT IDs to start voting for me and then I started winning matches here and there. I don't care. I kind of see this as a writing exercise of sorts and I just pattern the story to whether I lost or not instead of trying to make myself look cool or unstoppable. I mean, the RDCW is like one big story and we help write parts of it, if my character is meant to look bad just to make the whole story look good - then so be it. We're playing characters here, anything negative about them doesn't have anything to do with us - except maybe in JQ's case. He's an assbag to the bone. I think it even goes through his bone so that he's an assbag from front to back....
I think Nowhereman's attitude kinda pissed you off, but then again, that's nowhereman. He's a cunt, that much is common knowledge and I don't think anybody actually believes him if he says that you're a crybaby - unless you actually prove it yourself. And here's the thing, maybe Nowhereman is also playing a character? a mean one at that. But in real life, he's actually a very nice englishman - hypothetically speaking of course, we all know Nowhereman is a cunt even in real life. Fuck you, Nowhereman!
I liked when he kept trying to smash my entrance music. The Best Buy Gift Card on a Pole Match was inspired stuff. "Joey Muumuu" always cracked me up. Extortion with the technical crew's pets...he seemed to hit a home run on all his stuff. And then his entrance for his first PPV...so over the top, I almost pissed myself laughing. Great stuff.
Thankfully, SoM still posts. His stuff, I'm not afraid to say, is great too! He even took a swipe at me after the "Oakley date" that I had to laugh at.
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I hope Snarf doesn't leave. We're already short of active posters in here as it is. If it will make him reconsider, I'm willing to be stripped off of the lightweight faggot title and have it given to him. The current storyline I'm developing allows for such a thing. But then again, that's probably not very dignified considering that he wants to look less wimpy and more not wimpy.
To tell you the truth, I never really cared for the votes. When I started posting here I kept losing to everybody. But who gives a fuck, really? I enjoy writing the promos and losing actually gives me the opportunity to do self-decaprating promos Kurt Angle style. And I don't know, I think that actually convinced all of my ALT IDs to start voting for me and then I started winning matches here and there. I don't care. I kind of see this as a writing exercise of sorts and I just pattern the story to whether I lost or not instead of trying to make myself look cool or unstoppable. I mean, the RDCW is like one big story and we help write parts of it, if my character is meant to look bad just to make the whole story look good - then so be it. We're playing characters here, anything negative about them doesn't have anything to do with us - except maybe in JQ's case. He's an assbag to the bone. I think it even goes through his bone so that he's an assbag from front to back....
I think Nowhereman's attitude kinda pissed you off, but then again, that's nowhereman. He's a cunt, that much is common knowledge and I don't think anybody actually believes him if he says that you're a crybaby - unless you actually prove it yourself. And here's the thing, maybe Nowhereman is also playing a character? a mean one at that. But in real life, he's actually a very nice englishman - hypothetically speaking of course, we all know Nowhereman is a cunt even in real life. Fuck you, Nowhereman!
Y'see what I'm talking about? Even out of character, his posts are enjoyable to read! And, yes, fuck you Nowhereman INDEED!!!
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I think Nowhereman's attitude kinda pissed you off, but then again, that's nowhereman. He's a cunt, that much is common knowledge and I don't think anybody actually believes him if he says that you're a crybaby - unless you actually prove it yourself. And here's the thing, maybe Nowhereman is also playing a character? a mean one at that. But in real life, he's actually a very nice englishman - hypothetically speaking of course, we all know Nowhereman is a cunt even in real life. Fuck you, Nowhereman!
He does that shit in other forums too. And I certainly don't care for the shenanigans he pulls here. He's General Manager, IC champ and Tag champ. We should start calling him Nash-whereman!
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We're playing characters here, anything negative about them doesn't have anything to do with us - except maybe in JQ's case. He's an assbag to the bone. I think it even goes through his bone so that he's an assbag from front to back....
I've given it some thought, and I've decided I'm going to have to take offense to that one. I won't be speaking to you or your father for a week.
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I've given it some thought, and I've decided I'm going to have to take offense to that one. I won't be speaking to you or your father for a week.
That's a relief. For a second there I thought you were going to threaten them.
So I piss people off do I?
Thats good,means I'm doing my job properly!
Best heel in the business!
That's exactly what Triple H thinks of himself
JQ, your topics are now in the off topic forum, where they belong. Stay with them.
Joe Mama, stop giving away my secrets before I pull an ID Crisis on you.
King Snarf. This is gon' take a while. I normally try not to get involved with the stuff that people have thrown out in this forum, but yes you have pissed me off.
I spent damn near three hours writing that replay Sunday night, and gave you far more props than I should have from the way the votes shook down. So for you to zero in on one mistake (yes, I made a damn mistake) and cry out BULLSHIT! is insulting not only to me, but also to your opponent.
Now for the last several weeks, you have seemed like you are determined to live up to the "crybaby" tag that Nowhereman slapped onto you. You're complaining that you never win, yet in recent memory I recall you winning a handicap match, as well as you being a major part of Team RDCW in the Wargames. The team that won, I might add.
And you complain about people being half timers, but you've been half timing for months! If you followed through on half the stuff you put out there, or say you're going to put out there, you could probably be infinitely more popular than you are. It's gotten so bad, that Joe Mama had to work it into the angle in a promo awhile back. And in my opinion, Joe Mama's been carrying you in your feud for the last few months. Hell, you didn't even do any in rings for the ppv you're complaining about! Not to mention keeping us waiting for weeks on end for your stipulation to be announced.
We're working damn hard for this place to be fun for everyone, and to get more people in here, but this prima donna shite has got to stop. You're turning people away from you.
You seem like an okay guy, but you are taking this stuff way, way, too seriously. I think you need to step back from this for a while and reassess the situation.
Gobdamnit! Can't we just have fun?!
Listen, due to a collective set of circumstances, I'm not in the mood to put up with this shit. The voting was put in place because everyone who wanted to do this when I originally started it didn't want to help contribute by working out their matches. That would have left me (and it was just me at the time) to coordinate angles, book matches and their outcomes, do the play by play, AND act as GM in the threads. It just wasn't worth all the time and effort. The voting takes a lot of the work off mine and everyone else's shoulders. No, it doesn't always give us the outcome we want; but we ALL have to deal with it.
And Snarf, the way you've been acting in this and the event threads has been akin to Jericho in his WCW days. Now, either get a rulebook and play up that angle; or do something to change your gimmick. Either way I think you need to inject a bit more humor or flair into your promos because some of them seem to get bogged down with a little too much self pity that just doesn't sit well when we're having to deal with the written word here. That might be why you aren't receiving many votes. Your character just isn't coming off well in the written context.
Also, concerning face/heel status. I'm letting you guys go on with what you've put down so far, but that doesn't mean that's the way it will stay. We can call for turns depending on feuds or desire to mix up the chemistry. Already my character has shifted from heel to a face and now bounces between a face and neutral position based on what needs to be done. Everyone else needs to be open to a turn and willing to make it work. Remember, stagnation is what's making the WWE product so boring.
In summation, we're not all going to get everything we want. We've got to deal with that and not let it bother us. Instead, try and find a way to work with it and make it fun. Don't take it too seriously. Afterall, what we're doing here is beyond fake. It's practically non-existent.
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Joe Mama, stop giving away my secrets before I pull an ID Crisis on you.
You're going to sneak into my home, rape me, and then get lobotomized by my friends? Wow...I guess the current situation with Ghoultown HAS shattered your fragile little eggshell mind!
'Scuse me...I'm off to work on my next Havoc in-ring. I've got a lot of ground to cover this week.
Guys, this is my first real experience on this forum with all of you, and I would just like to say that I'm really enjoying it! I'm sure my character will have his ass kicked more than a few times. And you know what? That's fun. I like following the twists and turns of plots like these. So far, I've had a blast watching what goes on here. I guess the most important thing I learned on these boards is not only that you shouldn't expect to win them all (or for your character to) but winning them all would be really boring after a while. So I would say to Snarf that you shouldn't get so upset over what you perceive as your character getting screwed over, because sooner or later good things will start to happen and you'll (I hope) forget all about it. Just have fun, man!
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Meeko said:
I wanna win something!!!!!
Awwwwwww, that's cute.
I try.
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You gotta work for it, baby! Your Sammitch's valet. Talk with him and work something fun for yourself out.
Ummm I don't work for Sammitch...Sammitch works for me
Whatever floats your boat. Just find a fun way to use that.
I'm working on the card for this week's Havoc. Will have it up this afternoon at hopefully around 3 (Central Time). If there are any requests, let them be known. No guarantees that you'll get it. Just let me know.
So, Meeko, are you interested in any girl on girl action............................. in the ring?
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Ummm I don't work for Sammitch...Sammitch works for me
That statement makes my in-ring writing a LOT easier!!! Even if it IS a joke...
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So, Meeko, are you interested in any girl on girl action............................. in the ring?
hmmmm that's the way I'm incoperated into the scheme
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt????????
I just want to know if you want to wrestle in the woman's division. What did you think I meant?
uuummm nothing.
As long as im not bothering anyone else, I'll join
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Ummm I don't work for Sammitch...Sammitch works for me
That statement makes my in-ring writing a LOT easier!!! Even if it IS a joke...
Hey, take it easy on Sammitch... or you'll have me to answer too
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Hey, take it easy on Sammitch... or you'll have me to answer too
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Hey, take it easy on Sammitch... or you'll have me to answer too
Joe, dont underestimate that I can kick your ass!
I think he's counting on it.
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That's exactly what Triple H thinks of himself
Tell your father I won't be meeting him at that little Indian restaurant across town, you insulting bastards.
How come RDCW threads never make the frontpage?
Is Rob ashamed of us?
He does have the vote on the front page!
Oh, I see. I never really look at the frontpage so I didn't notice.
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Joe Mama, stop giving away my secrets before I pull an ID Crisis on you.
You're going to sneak into my home, rape me, and then get lobotomized by my friends? Wow...I guess the current situation with Ghoultown HAS shattered your fragile little eggshell mind!
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt????????
I just want to know if you want to wrestle in the woman's division. What did you think I meant?
That's a relief, I thought thedoctor was crossdressing again. . .
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King Snarf. This is gon' take a while. I normally try not to get involved with the stuff that people have thrown out in this forum, but yes you have pissed me off.
I spent damn near three hours writing that replay Sunday night, and gave you far more props than I should have from the way the votes shook down. So for you to zero in on one mistake (yes, I made a damn mistake) and cry out BULLSHIT! is insulting not only to me, but also to your opponent.
I was trying to make the best of a bad situation. Of course, I can't even do THAT now. As for the BULL-SHIT, that wasn't directed at you, but rather whoever the official was. Much how Canadian fans chant "You screwed Bret" at Hebner.
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Now for the last several weeks, you have seemed like you are determined to live up to the "crybaby" tag that Nowhereman slapped onto you. You're complaining that you never win, yet in recent memory I recall you winning a handicap match, as well as you being a major part of Team RDCW in the Wargames. The team that won, I might add.
If you had paid attention, I indicated matches where I was a solo competitor, and PPV matches at that. As for Wargames, I was on the same team as TK; how could I lose?
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And you complain about people being half timers, but you've been half timing for months! If you followed through on half the stuff you put out there, or say you're going to put out there, you could probably be infinitely more popular than you are. It's gotten so bad, that Joe Mama had to work it into the angle in a promo awhile back. And in my opinion, Joe Mama's been carrying you in your feud for the last few months. Hell, you didn't even do any in rings for the ppv you're complaining about! Not to mention keeping us waiting for weeks on end for your stipulation to be announced.
Soo-rry. I have other stuff going on in my life, so excuse me if I always don't feel up to writing a couple of paragraphs worth of promos. (And, yes, I realize I'm going to sound like a hypocrite for poking fun at the doc and you for late posting, but that's all it was. Poking fun.)
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Grimm said:We're working damn hard for this place to be fun for everyone, and to get more people in here, but this prima donna shite has got to stop. You're turning people away from you.
Prima donna? Excuse me for getting a little upset about the direction things have taken. I'm not the one who's set it up that I'm getting a title shot (which will probably be won) while holding tag gold, while my partner has a belt of his own, not to mention a prominent role as co-General Manager.
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You seem like an okay guy, but you are taking this stuff way, way, too seriously. I think you need to step back from this for a while and reassess the situation.
I aggree with that last statement. I'm done with this for a while.
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Ummm I don't work for Sammitch...Sammitch works for me
Actualy, that could be the angle. Sammitch wants to be a face, but signed away his contract to Meeko, who forces him to work as a heel. Takes into account all the stuff that's been done so far, as well as what people want to do. Everybody's happy.
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King Snarf. This is gon' take a while. I normally try not to get involved with the stuff that people have thrown out in this forum, but yes you have pissed me off.
I spent damn near three hours writing that replay Sunday night, and gave you far more props than I should have from the way the votes shook down. So for you to zero in on one mistake (yes, I made a damn mistake) and cry out BULLSHIT! is insulting not only to me, but also to your opponent.
I was trying to make the best of a bad situation. Of course, I can't even do THAT now. As for the BULL-SHIT, that wasn't directed at you, but rather whoever the official was. Much how Canadian fans chant "You screwed Bret" at Hebner.
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Now for the last several weeks, you have seemed like you are determined to live up to the "crybaby" tag that Nowhereman slapped onto you. You're complaining that you never win, yet in recent memory I recall you winning a handicap match, as well as you being a major part of Team RDCW in the Wargames. The team that won, I might add.
If you had paid attention, I indicated matches where I was a solo competitor, and PPV matches at that. As for Wargames, I was on the same team as TK; how could I lose?
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And you complain about people being half timers, but you've been half timing for months! If you followed through on half the stuff you put out there, or say you're going to put out there, you could probably be infinitely more popular than you are. It's gotten so bad, that Joe Mama had to work it into the angle in a promo awhile back. And in my opinion, Joe Mama's been carrying you in your feud for the last few months. Hell, you didn't even do any in rings for the ppv you're complaining about! Not to mention keeping us waiting for weeks on end for your stipulation to be announced.
Soo-rry. I have other stuff going on in my life, so excuse me if I always don't feel up to writing a couple of paragraphs worth of promos. (And, yes, I realize I'm going to sound like a hypocrite for poking fun at the doc and you for late posting, but that's all it was. Poking fun.)
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Grimm said:We're working damn hard for this place to be fun for everyone, and to get more people in here, but this prima donna shite has got to stop. You're turning people away from you.
Prima donna? Excuse me for getting a little upset about the direction things have taken. I'm not the one who's set it up that I'm getting a title shot (which will probably be won) while holding tag gold, while my partner has a belt of his own, not to mention a prominent role as co-General Manager.
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You seem like an okay guy, but you are taking this stuff way, way, too seriously. I think you need to step back from this for a while and reassess the situation.
I aggree with that last statement. I'm done with this for a while.
Snarf,do you watch wrestling at all?
Do you not see signs in the crowd insulting wrestlers?
Do you not see heel factions with power swaying things in their favour?
Did you not see Grimm lose his Eurotrash belt?
If you dont like it here,dont post here,simple!
You seem to think there is some big conspiracy against you,get over it!
Nobody post in Havoc yet. I gotta respond to Joe.
Okay. My first attempt at an in-ring.
Kinda nice that I get first crack at responding to the first Sammitch in-ring.
If that's your "first try", then I'm dying to see what you do once you get more comfortable! That was flat-out great! I liked your descriptions, the way you presented your character, the digs you got in, and especially how you handled my character's reaction. It was true to the character. Thank you, Sammitch. Great job!
I'm not gonna respond this week. Grimm's got something planned and I don't want to monopolize this week's thread. But your work gave a me a great idea for a follow-up that I'll use next week. I can't say it enough, Cap'n...great work! Thank you!
Good work, Sammitch. Glad to see you volunteered for the heel of this feud as well.
Wasn't sure how that would work out, since my character generally isn't, but people change.
The beauty of your in-ring, Sammitch, is that you allow for the possibility that I'M the heel. Which is no problem. I'll get in touch with you prior to posting with what I'm going to say. You've given me a LOT of options for how to work my side, so I'm gonna give it some thought between now and Tuesday.
I have no idea WHAT in the fuck you guys are talking about, but, you've got me interested.
But, Grimm and Doc will attest that I have little to no wrestling knowledge. The most I know is what I've learned from Smack Down PS2 games (where my character of "The Nth Doctor" holds all belts possible!
).
So, just out of curiosity...and not trying to interrupt anything here....but, do you all FanFic it? Do you narrate what's happening to your character and then allow others to vote on the Front Page (which I have done everytime...always pick my favs like Nowhereman, BSAMS, SoM, and Grimm)?
I'm just curious is all. It seems like you all have a neat thing going....
Simply put,watch an episdode of Raw or Smackdown to get an idea of how promos are done and then use a similar style here!
You set up your character with promos & maybe pm someone here who you might wanna run an angle with/against.
Once promos have been done the matches are obviously decided by the voting,which will obviously then take you in certain directions!
Just a reminder to some of the newer members, if you wanna do a t-shirt in photoshop, I've got a
template up for you if you wanna use it.
When do I get to play. I wanna win!! I wanna win!!
You're in a match now. AND you're at the center of my feud with your boyfriend, CHAMP!
A sammitch sandwich! kinky!
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Joe Mama said:
You're in a match now. AND you're at the center of my feud with your boyfriend, CHAMP!
I went through and read most of it. I think it's pretty cool. I always thought it was too "geeky" for me to read that stuff, but not bad. I know I don't have enough creativity to come up with most of that stuff.
Kudos!
I'll be updating my look and entrance music soon, to go with my new reign as The Champeen!
Does it have anything to do with MC Hammer?
Ha ha ha
SHUT UP! 
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TK-069 said:
I'll be updating my look and entrance music soon, to go with my new reign as The Champeen!
How about addressing the crowd, there, champ?
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Son of Mxy said:
Does it have anything to do with MC Hammer?
I don't want to to just bust in and mess things up, so...
If anyone wants to put an angle together with me, I'll be glad to contribute. Just PM me.
Someboddah do an angle with Pennie. He's dying for some action.
Ummm.... No comment.
Right! Okay then, Tonight. . .in this very ring. . .
It's PenWing vs. Sammitch. . .one on one!
If Pennie wins, he gets a hardcore title shot!
If Sammitch wins, Meeko gets control of Pennie's contract!
What the hell is a Penis Contract? Shouldn't Nowhereman be in charge of those things?
I think you read it wrong...
If I have his contract....what does that mean??
That means PenWing wrestles for you. Like Sammitch does now.
You put the tag match up too soon, Doc.
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Right! Okay then, Tonight. . .in this very ring. . .
It's PenWing vs. Sammitch. . .one on one!
If Pennie wins, he gets a hardcore title shot!
If Sammitch wins, Meeko gets control of Pennie's contract!
I can live with that, win or lose.
Just an early warning to you guys. When Friday afternoon rolls around and you start bitchin' about the lack of a recap, it's not going to do any good. Dragon*Con is this weekend. So, if you're lucky, the earliest you'll be getting a replay is Monday night or Tuesday. Unless one of you slackers wants to get off your ass and write it.
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Grimm said:
Right! Okay then, Tonight. . .in this very ring. . .
It's PenWing vs. Sammitch. . .one on one!
If Pennie wins, he gets a hardcore title shot!
If Sammitch wins, Meeko gets control of Pennie's contract!
I can live with that, win or lose.
Make it work.
I'm working on it. Hopefully, we'll have it togehter in a couple of days.
I need to go. Problems in my personal life. I'll be back soon. Take care everyone. Doc, I'm sure you can write me out creatively for the time being.
Never mind. This is too much fun.
Come on you idiots,only Oakers & Penwing have taken up my challenge!
I'll take your challenge as part of my big return that people most likely won't even notice. Those who do will fall into two categories:
a) people who have no idea who I am and/or don't remember me being here before and
b) Grimm.
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Come on you idiots,only Oakers & Penwing have taken up my challenge!
Yes, but, now things have become...complicated. You know, with Meeko holding my contract and all.
But, I'm sure it will all work out...
Dammit! Give me a day to write something convincing! Meeko said she wanted me to handle it.
Do me a favor and PM it to me before you post it, so that I can look it over first.
You should probably wait for the next Havoc to post it, anyway.
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I'll take your challenge as part of my big return that people most likely won't even notice. Those who do will fall into two categories:
a) people who have no idea who I am and/or don't remember me being here before and
b) Grimm.
Rock! The man is back! Good to see you, Notwedge.
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NotWedge said:
I'll take your challenge as part of my big return that people most likely won't even notice. Those who do will fall into two categories:
a) people who have no idea who I am and/or don't remember me being here before and
b) Grimm.
Who are you and what are you doing in my bathroom?
you cant smell what the Notwedge was cooking?
I can smell what notwedge is smoking. It's illegal.
Most of Notwedge's hobbies are. . .
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NotWedge said:
I'll take your challenge as part of my big return that people most likely won't even notice. Those who do will fall into two categories:
a) people who have no idea who I am and/or don't remember me being here before and
b) Grimm.
Who are you and what are you doing in my bathroom?
Don't sound so pleasantly surprised!
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jealous much?
Admittedly, yes. I wish NotWedge was in MY bathroom!
Better'n those Scrubbin' Bubbles bastards, I hope!
I guess we'll do Havoc this week, and the ppv next weekend. Anyone got a good name for the ppv?
Put your match requests in now.
Me vs. somebody... I want to fight!
All the titles should be on the line! And we need to do something with all the ladies, not just a few at a time. Another gimmick match maybe but something that involves them all.
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All the titles should be on the line! And we need to do something with all the ladies, not just a few at a time. Another gimmick match maybe but something that involves them all.
Golden G-string hanging from the "Ultimate X" maybe? (Stealing "Ultimate X" from TNA.)
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I guess we'll do Havoc this week, and the ppv next weekend. Anyone got a good name for the ppv?
Put your match requests in now.
Is Nowhereman hosting his tournament at the PPV?
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Me vs. somebody... I want to fight!
All the titles should be on the line! And we need to do something with all the ladies, not just a few at a time. Another gimmick match maybe but something that involves them all.
Dodgeball match between the women's division and the oakleys.
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Me vs. somebody... I want to fight!
All the titles should be on the line! And we need to do something with all the ladies, not just a few at a time. Another gimmick match maybe but something that involves them all.
Dodgeball match between the women's division and the oakleys.
No one wants to see them take on the Oakleys.
How about just a strip-dodgeball match between themselves?
A strip dodgeball match between the oakley's?!
This month's PPV is...UNCIRCUMSIZED!!!
(Best I could come up with...)
Before I go into the match list, lemme ask: did SoM and I win the Tag Titles? Not that it matters, I'll gladly fight in two matches. It'd just help with final match-setting...
Here are some suggestions:
TK-069 vs King Snarf for the World Heavyweight Cheese Title - the stipulation: if Snarf doesn't win, he has to beg the crowd for an apology stemming from last week's comments, and is out of the World title hunt for 69 days.
Nowhereman's Inter-Cunt-inental Tournament
Joe Mama & Son of Mxy vs ????? for the Donkey-Lovin' Tag Team titles. Will the Hellions get their re-match? What about Chewy and backwards7?? Leg Breakerers??? GOP??? The Liberals????????? OR pit those four against each other for #1 Contendership for the belts!
Joe Mama vs Grimm for the Eurotrash title. A return match. This time...it's a Coffin Match. No, lemme say it right...it's a COFFIN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!
Son of Mxy vs Kristogar Velo for the Lightweight Faggot belt. If not Velo, then someone else. I forget who's in the rankings...
Captain Sammitch vs Winged Creature in a "Hardcore Pole-Dancin' Match". Title's on the line, but the loser's valet - Meeko or Bunny - has to treat the audience to some Pole-Dancin'.
Pariah and JQ vs LLance and Joey From Friends in a "Trolls on Poles" match. If Pariah and JQ win, they're in the tag title hunt. If they lose...SODOMY!!!
The RDCW Divas will battle in a "Pasties Match". The winner is...well, all of us. But the winner OF THIS MATCH will be the Diva who avoids being stripped down to her panties and pasties. Pinning can be a stipulation, too.
An Alt-ID Battle Royale!!! Not the major ones. No more than 30 posts to enter. Winner gets crowned "King Of The Alt-IDs", or something.
Marcum & Monroe vs LLawler and Retard. Shit, why not?
Am I forgetting people? I'll try to think up more. These are just suggestions. I don't expect all of them to make the cut. I didn't come up with one for the Oakleys just because I figure someone will do better...
what about Animalman and Pariah vs. the Leg Breakererses-4-Hire in a hardcore ladder match?
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A strip dodgeball match between the oakley's?!
WHAT!?
No, no, no.
You've misunderstood me. It's my fault, really, I should have been more clear.
What I meant was...
A strip dodgeball match, featuring all of the women of the boobie division, for the women's boobie belt championship!
THAT'S what I meant.
Some good idears here.
TK vs. sumboddah. I don't know what Doc and Snarf up to, but if he wants the shot, go for it.
Nowhereman's IC tourney? Depends on what he's got in mind. Some of the people involved might already be in matches.
As far as I know Joe Mama/SoM are the tag champs, and if so, will wrestle twice as per Nowhereman's stipulations.
Mama/SoM vs. Chewy/Backwards for the tag titles
Mama vs. Grimm for the Eurotrash title, coffin match.
SoM vs. sumboddah, lightweight title.
Bra and Panties elimination match for the women's title. Sounds like a winner.
Legbreakerers vs. Pariah and . . .Ani? Odd team. How about Pariah and JQ?
Penwing? Sammitch? Notwedge? Midnite? Bueller?
Y'know what I just thought of? NotWedge needs a match. The type of match where he will shine. A match that will showcase the greatness that is NotWedge. May I suggest:
NotWedge vs Chris Oakley in a Lumberjacks Match with all the Oakleys (and Rex, who's handcuffed to Christine still. Right?) surrounding the ring!!!
OR
NotWedge vs King Snarf in a Grudge Match within a "Hell In A Cell"-style cage! NW seeks REVENGE on KS for never returning the favor after NotWedge took his place in the Asylum Rules Match, which very nearly cost NW his career!!!
OR
NotWedge vs Nowhereman for the Inter-cunt-inental title!!!
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Y'know what I just thought of? NotWedge needs a match. The type of match where he will shine. A match that will showcase the greatness that is NotWedge. May I suggest:
NotWedge vs Chris Oakley in a Lumberjacks Match with all the Oakleys (and Rex, who's handcuffed to Christine still. Right?) surrounding the ring!!!
OR
NotWedge vs King Snarf in a Grudge Match within a "Hell In A Cell"-style cage! NW seeks REVENGE on KS for never returning the favor after NotWedge took his place in the Asylum Rules Match, which very nearly cost NW his career!!!
OR
NotWedge vs Nowhereman for the Inter-cunt-inental title!!!
NotWedge is in Nowhereman's tournament, along with myself and Oakers. Is anyone else in it yet?
Oakley Lumberjacks match, you say? But Faarooq Oakley X is the leader of the Oakleys now. . .
I'm just throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks. Chris Oakley being forced into a match just strikes me as better than Faarooq Oakley X. BUT!!! try this!!!!
NotWedge vs Rex in an Oakleys Lumberjacks Match!!!
Rex is Christine Oakley's new beau. And, before they can have themselves a nice Shotgun Wedding, Rex needs to prove that he's got himself true lovin' for Christine! NotWedge, on the other hand, is on a quest to capture Championship gold, and that road goes straight through Oakleyville, Massachusetts! Can NotWedge regain momentum lost? Or are rex's intentions towards the...uh...beauti...lovel...passable Christine Oakley??? Find out at...Uncircumsized!!!
I like it.
I don't quite have enough typing time to handle a title match.
You don't have to do anything but promos.
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This month's PPV is...UNCIRCUMSIZED!!!
Here are some suggestions:
TK-069 vs King Snarf for the World Heavyweight Cheese Title - the stipulation: if Snarf doesn't win, he has to beg the crowd for an apology stemming from last week's comments, and is out of the World title hunt for 69 days.
I accept! I've got some good ideas how to tie it into my "Fuck the RDCW" gimmick.
I don't want to be teamed with Pariah.
Sorry, Ani....DF kinda already contracted us to take you guys out. nothing personal...
Havoc is up! Don't say the Madman never did anything for ya!
Too many moral dilemmas! I see people I want to vote for, but they're either paired with someone I DON'T wanna vote for or their victory hurts me and/or my allies in the long run! Gah!!!
Okay, I'm done.
That's the whole idea. Muahahahahahahah!!!!!!
It's clever. I have no clue how it'll wind up. That's what makes it interesting. Most people I would vote for I'm in feuds with.
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Legbreakerers vs. Pariah--
I hate wrestling, why the fuck are you involving me?
Stupid Dogg requested the match.
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Legbreakerers vs. Pariah and . . .Ani? Odd team. How about Pariah and JQ?
That has a little bit of a story to it...
http://www.rkmbs.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=330710&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=330772&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1
It turns out she wasn't leaving!
Let it go!
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Grimm said:
Legbreakerers vs. Pariah and . . .Ani? Odd team. How about Pariah and JQ?
That has a little bit of a story to it...
http://www.rkmbs.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=330710&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=330772&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1
It turns out she wasn't leaving!
Let it go!
Take your ass-whippin' like a man, ye big pansy! What would Tyler Durden say???
"You are not your catchphrase, or what you wear to the ring!"
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Take your ass-whippin' like a man, ye big pansy! What would Tyler Durden say???
I don't want to be consorted with wrestling. Everyone knows its fake and planned out.
If you are going to enter my name in it, make sure I'm killed so you can't use it again.
Too late for that one. You've wrestled several times already. I wouldn't worry over it, really. It's largely just a goof.
This really isn't what you just described...it's not planned out, at least not the outcomes. It's just message board posters being polled against one another and campaigning for victories.
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Sorry, Ani....DF kinda already contracted us to take you guys out. nothing personal...
Kind of pointless if you ask me(which you don't, of course)...Pariah and A-man will be killing each other long before they care about what you and wc are doing.
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Sorry, Ani....DF kinda already contracted us to take you guys out. nothing personal...
Kind of pointless if you ask me(which you don't, of course)...Pariah and A-man will be killing each other long before they care about what you and wc are doing.
I actually made a scenario of this...
Doesn't anyone have anything to say about the promo I posted on this week's Havoc?!?
You forgot "Italian cold cut sub and Jolt on a pole" match".
Looks pretty cool. One question though: exactly what's your persona? I understand that your angle is "Fuck the RDCW", but I'm not grasping the persona. You WERE a Chris Jericho-type...what are you now?
Think Heel Mick Foley in ECW...
That's a good analogy. Should you win the match, I think you should carry it further. Run with it. Actually have matches against your mentioned "opponents." That would be fun.
I plan to! In addition to the matches I listed in the promo, I've been toying with the idea of bringing the Hell in a Kennel Match to RDCW!
no boards while I was on last night. long night at work with no breaks. pay per view's coming.
Okay, the voting shouldn't have ended until tomorrow, but I was really exhausted when I put the ppv up and have been having computer problems so that may have screwed things up.
Basically the boards are freezing up my browser (no, I have no idea what the hell is up with that). So I pretty much can't post regularly at the moment.
So pretty much just have "Grimm" disappear for a bit until I figure out a way around this shite.
Run with the storylines and I'll see you at some point in the future (remember, future events such as these will affect you in the future).
Grimm
I killed Grimm!!! I destroyed the monster of the RDCW!!! Yay!!!
Why do I have a feeling he'll be back?
Only Bucky stays dead, Joe.
We'll have to think of a clever way to explain this.
Is the word "clever" in any of our dictionaries?
Ok, Havoc's up. Tried to do this last night, but my computer bugged out on me. I'll leave the poll up and extra day to make up for it. Anyone have anything they wanna do, go for it. Personnally, I've got a lot of stuff going on right now with work and other projects I'm trying to get off the ground; so I don't know how often recaps will come.
Just so no one thinks I am an ungrateful champ, I put together a mostly completed outline for an in-ring promo and sent it to Sammitch, because at the very least I needed his aproval. He has not responded yet. I know a while ago he said he was going to leave for a bit because of personal stuff, but then he said he was going to stay, and then we worked on some stuff together. I just hope everything is all right. It's too late to post the in-ring for last week's Havoc, so I will definately be posting something for this week. I would like to include Sammitch, even if we just post a completed version of what I sent him last week. If we can't, then I will modify it, and respectfully write him out of it. I really don't know what else to do.
I do have a question though: Does Jaburg get a rematch? And who is next up for a title shot. I'd like to start building that up.
Anyone who can answer please PM me.
Hey, settle down. I'm back. I'll post that stuff tomorrow.
You guys need a little patience.
Patience I've got. Just a little concerned. Looking forward to your post.
Just wanted to make fun of Taboo Tuesday. This will go until next Wed., when I will put up the matches that won the votes for you to decide the winners. This will give me some breathing room since I don't have too much time to play around with this right now. Oakers, if Joe and SoM agree to the handicapped match, I'll put it up for the next Havoc.
Great.
Whatever. I'm up for it - it'd be nice to see who rules this city, though I already know the answer.
I'll go with whatever Joe decides.
Then it looks like Oakley's gonna get his ass kicked in stereo!
Not if I kick yours first.
Heh...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. This in-ring's gonna write itself!
Then respond in the last Havoc thread. Maybe you and Oakley can work up a good promo for it. And, if you'd like, continue it on through Anathema Wednesday to build it up.
Suggestion:How about bringing back my old nemesis the Captain of Outer Space and making him the third man in the triple threat match?
work it into a promo. have a backstage encounter with him, or a run in. give it a setup to lead into it.
Actually, you challenged SoM and Joe; so you have to fight them. Maybe Capt. of Outer Space can be used elsewhere. Like interferrence or something.
Sorry I haven't been keeping up with my character here, guys. What's going on with the Cheese Title race? Drzsmith I know is in it...
Uhh... You lost to ME at the last pay-per-view... Yeah, that's right....
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Actually, you challenged SoM and Joe; so you have to fight them. Maybe Capt. of Outer Space can be used elsewhere. Like interferrence or something.
If there is interfernce, count me in. Even though I am teamed with a baby face (Sammitch) and am supposed to be a face myself, Oakley and I have bad blood between us.
Hey, PenWing. I posted. Let me go finish my calzone now, okay?
Exactly whose version of "Let's Get It Started" is playing when you enter the ring? Black-Eyed Peas? MC Hammer?
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Hey, PenWing. I posted. Let me go finish my calzone now, okay?
Sure thing. And nice post.
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Actually, you challenged SoM and Joe; so you have to fight them. Maybe Capt. of Outer Space can be used elsewhere. Like interferrence or something.
If there is interfernce, count me in. Even though I am teamed with a baby face (Sammitch) and am supposed to be a face myself, Oakley and I have bad blood between us.
Bad?It's downright rancid!
Any idea when we might see the next Tuesday Night Havoc thread posted?
Looking into my crystal ball, I'd say "soon".
Damnit! I was getting drunk and watching the Red Elvis's perform. You'll wait till tomorrow.
Now I have no titles & the rWo seems to be defeated its time for my character to disapear for a while (I have all those Hollywood movies to film) which is pretty much what I've done for real in this forum.
I do have plans for my comeback,and when I've enuff free time I'll get the ball rolling again!
Cool. Your evil presence will be missed, Nowhereman. Enjoy Hollywood, but avoid those casting couches!
Avoid the casting couches?
Why?
Last few film offers I had were from Charlize Theron,Teri Hatcher,Heather Graham & Sarah Michelle Gellar.
I have no idea whether they could actually direct a movie,but I aint gonna miss those auditions!
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Avoid the casting couches?
Why?
Last few film offers I had were from Charlize Theron,Teri Hatcher,Heather Graham & Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Body Double work doesn't pay all that well. A heel of your...stature...should be looking for the big roles:
Nowhereman Starring In... THUNDER IN PARADISE II: RETURN TO PARADISE!!!
I agree........and now I can't be the only "flatterer" :P
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Damnit! I was getting drunk and watching the Red Elvis's perform. You'll wait till tomorrow.
Or the next day.
Shit went down yesterday that kept me off the computer most of the day. I got back to work today and have been catching up, stealing a few moments here and there to post something to keep my sanity. I'm about done, so I'll work something up.
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Avoid the casting couches?
Why?
Last few film offers I had were from Charlize Theron,Teri Hatcher,Heather Graham & Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Body Double work doesn't pay all that well. A heel of your...stature...should be looking for the big roles:
Nowhereman Starring In... THUNDER IN PARADISE II: RETURN TO PARADISE!!!
MARS ATTACKS 2 starring Joe Mama as Mars!
What are YOU laughing at, "Sammy"?
I'll get you, Nowhereman...
Okay guys, I know it's hard to keep up with all the stuff going on, but TK won the Big Cheese title from Bsams back in August.
For convenience sake, here's the list of current champs:
Heavyweight Cheese Champ
TK-069
Intercuntentintel Champ
Chris Oakley
EuroTrash Champ
Joe Mama
Lightweight Faggot Champ
Son of Mxy
Hardcore Porn Champ
PenWing
Women's Boobie Champ
Meeko
Donkey Lovin Tag Champs
Joe Mama & Son of Mxy
Pffffffft. How many alt IDs did it take Chris to win that cage match?
The way the voting went down, I'd say no more than 3.
It'll be interesting to see what comes out of that though.
Besides, I'm not about titles. Remember?
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It'll be interesting to see what comes out of that though.
He gets the Inter-Cunt-Inental Title. I'll post the pre- and post-match play-by-play tomorrow. All I'll say is: Be careful what you wish for, Chris.
What about my little speech?!? I've beaten BSAMS! WITH A HEADLOCK!!
It was very nice. I'm not doing all the play-by-play - I'll leave that to Marcum and/or Monroe. I'm just doing pre- and post- title match since I'm the one who has to hand over the title.
That's one slobberknocker of a headlock. BUH-GAWD!!!
The PbP for the IC match is up. I broke it into three parts for easy reading. Lemme know what you all think - I wanted to help Doc and Grimm out, and this is my first PbP. I'm sorry for not knowing a lot of your moves, but I promise to do better if I do one again.
It was pretty good. Like you said, you weren't too familiar with the moves, but that's OK. You done good.
Thanks, Penwing. If I do a PbP again, the first thing I'm gonna do is review all your finishers. Which would be enough impetus for those who haven't listed their finishers and such to do so. Hint hint.
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The PbP for the IC match is up. I broke it into three parts for easy reading. Lemme know what you all think - I wanted to help Doc and Grimm out, and this is my first PbP. I'm sorry for not knowing a lot of your moves, but I promise to do better if I do one again.
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The PbP for the IC match is up. I broke it into three parts for easy reading. Lemme know what you all think - I wanted to help Doc and Grimm out, and this is my first PbP. I'm sorry for not knowing a lot of your moves, but I promise to do better if I do one again.
The job's yours, and the pay is even worse than you think.
Thanks guys. I'm more than willing to do the future play-by-plays. Don't even need a regular paycheck - you two can just buy the first couple of rounds at Dragon*Con 2005.
We bring our own liquor.
Lots of it.
Just so you know, Oakley and I are working something out right now, so please don't schedule any title matches for us unless we tell you our plan is a no go.
This should be really good.
Just PM me with this stuff when you're working on angles and shit so that I'll know when booking.
I'm guessing there was some kind of interference in the tag titles match?
Not necessarily. How bout that replay, Joe?
any match requests for next week?
I beat Stareena! With a headlock! The streak continues!
Someone's gotta shut that guy up.
Pipe down, Sammitch! You don't want none of the headlock!
Actually it would be fun to do a match but I am too sick / busy to do any in-rings this week.
Another win for the Champion Assassin! Sammitch backed down from Snarf! You all saw it! Add him to the list!
Do I need to take
you down
personally? Don't push me.
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Do I need to take you down personally?
Don't push me.
You even think about laying a hand on me and I'll have your ass arrested and in court so fast, your head will spin! I'm already filing charges against your friend PenWing, as well as that no good Joe Mama!
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any match requests for next week?
I wanna be the ref for the next womans match.
The results are up. Pissing contest...grrrrrrrr.
Rex,
You need to get more involved. Post some in-rings and start some feuds.
Joe,
I thought King Snarf used the Royal Headlock?
Bastardo,
I hope you filed an add for a new enforcer.
I couldn't think of the name for the headlock...you'll notice the proper change has been made. You nit-picky bastid.
You're the one who volunteered.
Yeah, yeah...I know...
Actually, I'd prefer if it didn't have a special name. Part of the gimmick is that I'm using a plain, no frills headlock.
Noted for future reference. Just a headlock...gotcha!
If you all haven't already, please write something up in the "WHO ARE YOU???" thread. It makes my life a little easier when doing play-by-plays...thanks.
I'm up there. On the first page.
I know...I'm talking about anyone who hasn't yet. That thread was helpful when I was writing up TK/URG.
I think the people who participate are already listed over there.
Where is SOM? He hasn't posted anything here in a while. I don't get why more people don't participate in this. We're talking one post a week. If everyone has the time to mess around in the off topic forum, then they have the time to particitpate in the RDCW.
SoM's oddly absent all around. Maybe he finally got a job.
Just to let you all know in advance that I will be making my debut in the near future.
The basis is that I will keep doing run ins attacking you guys after matches etc in a build up to my actual in ring debut.
Dont worry though,its all for a good cause & I'm not trying to squash anyone like was done by some others in the past.
Hopefully it'll work quite well,but this is the RKMBs so we all know what can go wrong.
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Hopefully it'll work quite well,but this is the RKMBs so we all know what can go wrong.
It's funny 'cause it's true!
I'm itchin' to go a few rounds with Mystery Man myself.
That's just the crabs that Louie gave you, Chris.
I posted. Hope it's to everyone's liking.
Actually, you were needed to acknowledge the tension between you and Joe that several of us worked very hard to keep in the storyline.
Otherwise, fine.
Actually, it's fine as is. Please don't change it, Sammitch.
Root for me! Snarf for the world title!
Wow, Grimm. Hell of a move!
Truly, a wise and fair ruling from our acting General Manager! Now, there will be no shenanigans that might cheapen things. This match will be decided by impartial and unbiased officiating! Ha-ha-haaaa!
Thanks, guys.
Hey, Chris (and anyone else), the no interference clause is for the Big Cheese title match only.
Oops.
Want me to revise my last post on the Havoc thread?
Nowhereman's gift to you:
Its the gift that keeps on taking!
New champion baby! This is the greatest day in the history or RDCW!!!
So who's my first title feud with?
Does no one wish to challenge Snarf? You all are smarter than I thought!
I'd challenge you but I'm afraid I'll get cooties.
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Does no one wish to challenge Snarf?
Not me,certainly...I'm having too much fun enjoying my dual status as hardcore and IC champion.
<<Huh huh...hardcore. 
>>
Good stuff, guys. Nice playing off of each other.
Ok,hope you guys thought my recent post was ok.
I had to dominate the attack but I tried my best to not make you guys look bad.
Hopefully it worked.
Good work all around. I'd like to do an in-ring either later tonight or tomorrow.
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Good stuff, guys. Nice playing off of each other.
Thanks. If all goes well, I should be ready to post another promo segment sometime this weekend.
Y'know, I'm kicking myself this morning. I re-read everyone's stuff (great job, y'all) and realized that I forgot something in my own post: I was gonna spit in your face again, Chris. Meh...I'll keep the post as is. I had a hard enough time putting it together. The worst thing I can do is start tinkering with it.
I've unretired Fat Retard,hope you all buy is toxic bbq sauce!
You should make his interview segment a regular part of the show.
Whatever happened to Mxy and his interview segment?
I don't know,but while we're waiting to hear the answer I'll be posting my next promo segment on the Havoc thread.
It was SOM not Mxy who did interviews.
If anyone wants me to do a Fat Retard interview lemme know.
They will be very stupid,so dont request an interview if you wanna be taken too seriously!
You all saw how my interview went so take that as a template for a interview with Fat Retard.
Aight. Working on response to Joe.
Just a quick heads-up:I'm going to be updating my profile again soon.After listening to a sample of Alice in Chains' "Snuff the Rooster" yesterday,I've decided to adopt it as my new entrance theme.
I just posted a short promo segment on the Arma Gadda da Vida thread as a setup for a possible bout between me and Joe Mama at January's RDCW PPV. Hope you guys like it.
Hey! A World Title Debate! That's even better than a LLance on a pole match! I wanna be Scott Steiner!
Seriously, is there anything I need to do for that?
An in ring promo would be nice.
Nice. Responded to some stuff ad Arma Gadda Da Vidda that Mxy posted. Fantastic's shaping up nicely. And I'm gona have to updat his who are you entry, as I'm enlisting in the Bastardo family.
Welcome to RDCW and the Bastardo Family,James.
The pleasure's all
mine
Nice promo, James. Welcome to the RDCW...hope you survive.
Chris: Whattaya think of my response? Does anything need to be changed or updated? I wanted to use your "chip on the shoulder/volatile temper" while keeping in mind the fact that you hold two titles.
Nice work,Joe.
I wouldn't change a thing.
James made me look weak on armagada da vidda. I call my HBK powers on this one and request an edit on his latest post.
Did I? Sorry.
Just redrafted it. I hope it corrects the imbalance, and it also allows both guys to be up and running for my victory vover Mxy later in the evening
I wouldn't mind losing the belt to you.
I've posted my PPV promo, and I'm quite pleased with myself.
You should be. It's really good. I like your persona...it's infuriating, and that's a good thing. You don't do enough in-rings and backstage stuff, in my opinion - I think you're that good.
Well, with the holidays and work, when I get online, I just wants to read. Lately, I've been too burned out to come up with quality material on a regular basis. But, now that I am World Champ, I'll try and do more.
Nice work, Snarf. 'Mass Debate'?
Mxy, I'm flattered that you consider me a worthy challenger for the belt. Hell, I've only been here for about a week and I've already made an impact, how cool is that?
Really good stuff, guys.
Snarf: Damn funny. Way to get back in form.
Rex: Get into it. Have some fun.
SoM: Excellent return. Well played.
Fantastic: Great debut.
Sammitch: This is your moment. Do something.
Grimm: Shut the hell up, asshole.
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Rex: Get into it. Have some fun.
I was having fun with it.
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Grimm: Shut the hell up, asshole.
BTW, where does the name 'Kayfabe room' come from?
FYI:I've updated my profile again.
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Rex: Get into it. Have some fun.
I was having fun with it.
well, have. . .more fun. . .then. . .don't judge me! you don't know me!
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well played.
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BTW, where does the name 'Kayfabe room' come from?
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word: kayfabe
example: Austin didn't break kayfabe on a TV interview.
definition: When a wrestler stays in character throughout any situation. When a wrestler breaks kayfabe, he acts out of his wrestling persona.
This thread, then, is the "kayfabe room" where we break character to discuss the matches and storylines.
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Sammitch: This is your moment. Do something.
I will definitely get on it ASAP. Please give me until noon tomorrow to get an in-ring posted.
Feh! There should be more talking about my mass debating!
Maybe not. There's such a thing as over-using a joke, after all.
I'm wondering whether it would be fair for me to post again to Arma Gadda Da Vidda. I've already posted some stuff for Fantastic, and I'm worried that this one feud might monopolise it.
quick question: did anybody happen to save any of those belt pics that doc and nowhereman did up a while back?
I've still got the IC belt on my HD!
Neat place. Hi, I'm a new guy on the board and this looked really interesting (well, technically, I know James Fantastic and he told me about this).
Way to jump in. Looking forward to see what you come up with.
Very cool, Charlie. Welcome aboard.
Lemme tell yez: Between this feud with Sammitch, the upcoming feud with Chris Oakley, the question of who Mystery Man is, and the tension between me and Grimm, 2005 is shaping up to be a pretty busy year (for me) already. And I see a lot of great feuds shaping up over the next few months, with quite a few possible title-changes. This is a good thing.
I'm certainly looking forward to next year, if only so I can found out if I beat Mxy...
Nice to see you, Charlie. Hope you do well, it's always nice to see you around.
Are you two gay for each other?
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Are you two gay for each other?
He's only asking this cause he wants to join in!
Happy (British) New year, everyone!
And nowehereman, respect the tower. It will hurt you.
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Open challenge to New World Wrestling
They're afraid of us.
That's a pity, I'd like to see some of them over here.
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Open challenge to New World Wrestling
They're afraid of us.
They have no idea what we could do to their pathetic excuse for a message board.
I seriously think we should all go over there and send them and their board the way of Athanon.
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Lets all invade http://captainsammitch.proboards22.com/
No, its more fun to raid a board that people still post at.
Okay, I meant to post that before the voting ended, but I got distracted with other things. Please don't post anything else yet, because I'm waiting for a specific poster's response. Thanks.
And great work from everyone.
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Lets all invade http://captainsammitch.proboards22.com/
No, its more fun to raid a board that people still post at.
Cheap shot.
By the way, I notice that Arma Gadda Da Vidda's poll has wrappedup, but the match summaries haven't been written. Is that 'cos it's Joe Mama's specific job, or what?
Being a male hooker means that sometimes Joe has to take time off from the board while his arse heels!
Why the nww (I won't use caps for their sad arses) won't come and play):
1) The Hottest Damn Rookie in the RDCW (Joe Mama)
2) The Second Generation Superstar (SoM)
3) The RDCW's very own MONSTER (Grimm) challenged them
4) The Diabolical Former GM (Nowhereman)
5) The RDCW Divas...we have 'em!!!
6) The Doctor, who's so deadly he revealed Grimm's real first name!!!
7) The Innovator of the HEADLOCK (King Snarf)
8) Chris Oakley, who is cementing his reputation as one of the most dangerous (and derivative) men in the RDCW
9) The RDCW's newest champion and heartthrob, Captain Sammitch
10) Our unequalled stable of veterans (Bibbo, LLance, etc) and hot up-an'-comers (James Fantastic, Charlie, etc)
Let the nww pretend at wrestling greatness while the RDCW sets the standard!!!
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10) Our unequalled stable of veterans (Bibbo, LLance, etc) and hot up-an'-comers (James Fantastic, Charlie, etc)
Man, I'm blushing...
Let's invade them!
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9) The RDCW's newest champion and heartthrob, Captain Sammitch
Pfffffffffffft.
And guess who's back on the active roster
Welcome back, Nowhereman.
Now get the fuck outta MY promotion!!!
To answer your question, James, I am the one who puts together the match play-by-plays. Usually I do it in a pretty timely manner, but two things happened to me this weekend:
1) My computer shit the bed
2) I got sick
But they're up now, in case you haven't seen already.
Special note to Nowhereman: Wakka wakka, y'cunt!
I posted a little something in the Rumble thread; what y'all think?
He said "think" not "know"!
Hulk know nothing except homosexual love.
HULK TELL LITTLE FOREIGN GAYSBIAN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! HULK NOT GAY LIKE QUEEN SNARF!
oh, man. lol I had to go ahead and post havoc because I had that opening skit worked out and I had to get it out of my brain! lol
Posted to Havoc. Please could nobody post a response to this as I want Snarf to respond. 'Course, If you've got a good idea do post it, I won't stop you.
Hey, how's it going? Just wanted to let you know that:
1. I'm still alive.
2. I'm going to try to post soon.
3. I'm getting married in July. Er, probably. The date isn't completely set yet.
Damnit! You can't do this. You're the tag champ. Marriage is going to kill your wrestling career.
Plus, you're one of the best when it comes to mic skills! Cast the woman aside and claim the glory that could be your's!!!
Join us, Notwedge. It is.....
your destiny.
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Damnit! You can't do this. You're the tag champ. Marriage is going to kill your wrestling career.
Depends on who he is marrying,it didnt hurt HHH's career.
Maybe NotWedge is marrying Rob!
On a more serious note,I've update my profile again;I renamed all my signature moves to reflect my new ring attire.
Nice set of moves, Chris. Here's hoping you beat Joe Mama at Rumble, it'd be a pity to have to fight you some day.
Trust me,James,I'll come through big-time.
Awright, the next space is reserved for Captain Sammitch's response.
Painted me into a corner. Alright, I'll put something together.
painted you into a corner? dude, you were told about this ahead of time!
Yeah, I know. I'm typing it now.
Can it wait until I get back from the laundromat? Gimme like two hours.
Yes. post it when you get back.
NO!!! Post it while your delicate undergarments are in spin cycle!!! What kind of Eurotrash Champion are you?!? Why, when I was champ, I posted my pre-match against King Snarf while battling an Ebola outbreak AND fixing a seven-course meal for my entire extended family!
Kids these days...
Okay, it's up...
Guys?
Once again, good job Sammitch. Unfortunately, I won't be able to respond to you at this week's Havoc. The post-match doctor said something about "not letting him anywhere near the Cheesedome with a Grade-3 concussion". So I guess I'll have to wait until next week to respond, at Havoc or the PPV (whichever it is).
Holy hell! I'm teaming up with
Grimm?!?I feel better about this already!
Hey guys, when you get a chance, you might want to check out my latest post on the Tuesday Night Havoc thread.
The Blue Monsters. Interesting. . .and unexpected.
RDCW Luchadores...interesting.
Cheech & Chong are coming to RDCW..........so now we know where Chris gets his pot!
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The Blue Monsters. Interesting. . .and unexpected.
Thanks, Grimm. I came up with the idea for Los Monstros Azules after visiting a Lucha Libre-themed website a few days ago. The next time I'm online, I'm going to post a profile in the "Who are You?" thread with all the relevant details about the team.
And no, Nowhereman, it isn't Cheech and Chong underneath the masks.
Congrats to this week's winners. I'll post the play-by-play tomorrow. A couple of matches threw curveballs at me, so I want to think about how to do them. If anyone has any ideas that they'd like to see, PM me and I'll take them into consideration. Not everyone is going to lose by outside interference, though, and I took myself out of the equation for this week (sorry, Charlie).
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One day, he'll be chosen for Starkist.
Also if you want a specific match for next week, please post it here.
Don't forget about my triple threat match against Zach and Slater!!
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You know it was funny.
Can't argue that.
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Don't forget about my triple threat match against Zach and Slater!!
You're not even the real Snarf.
Just posted Los Monstros Azules' profile in the "Who Are You?" thread.
Lemme ask you something: how does a double-flying tackle off the top rope work? Do they execute it from different corners of the ring? Hold hands and do it from the same rope? Can anyone explain this to me or get me a clip of it being done? I'm not seeing it...
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Lemme ask you something: how does a double-flying tackle off the top rope work? Do they execute it from different corners of the ring?...
Bingo.Senor Perdicion comes at the opponent from the right while El Daga hits him from the left.
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Also if you want a specific match for next week, please post it here.
Hardcore match against Los Monstres de doodab!
By the way, Chris, does the intro of these two mean we're gonna be seeing less of yourself in the ring? Cos if not, I've got an idea for a couple of people I could bring in
The play-by-play is completed and posted. I'm particularly proud of the tables match recap.
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Also if you want a specific match for next week, please post it here.
Hardcore match against Los Monstres de doodab!
Both of them?
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The play-by-play is completed and posted. I'm particularly proud of the tables match recap.
Fun stuff.
After all my build up I get a squash match?
Well, running on the basis of the voting, it was fairly conclusive.
You lost. Whattaya want from me? Chalk it up to ring-rust, or go on a rampage, or something.
By the by, do you have a profile somewhere? Persona, moves, finishers, etc. I can't find it - it wasn't the WHO ARE YOU? thread. And I'd kinda like it...I'm compiling a list to make writing recaps easier.
Same with King Snarf.
No it isnt.
The higher vote count only determines a winner,not how the match works.
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You lost. Whattaya want from me? Chalk it up to ring-rust, or go on a rampage, or something.
By the by, do you have a profile somewhere? Persona, moves, finishers, etc. I can't find it - it wasn't the WHO ARE YOU? thread. And I'd kinda like it...I'm compiling a list to make writing recaps easier.
Same with King Snarf.
Point is I didnt get in a single offensive move,when did I become a jobber who gets squashed?
A loss is fine,thats the point of voting,but making someone look weak is just devaluing their character.
Fair enough on both points. Joe does make a good point when he says you might be rusty (to be fair, up to now you've mainly been hitting people in surprise attacks).
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No it isnt.
The higher vote count only determines a winner,not how the match works.
Actually, when Doc and I did replays, the vote count pretty much always determined how the match worked. If somebody got blown out of the water by their opponent, it was a squash.
Now keeping this in mind, I did just look over the vote counts and Nowhereman got an 8% percent vote. Equalling the Legbreakererses vote, and surpassing those for Rex, Elissa/Batwoman, and Chris Oakley. So it should be taken into consideration that he did better than most of the others who lost matches this week.
Just something to factor into the discussion.
Again, good points. My excuse is that he was rusty. Why don't you give him a rematch by factoring him into the hardcore match with Los Doodabs, and make it a one-on-three handicap match!
When I wrote up that recap, I factored in the voting, but also Nowhereman's standing before his leave of absence and Charlie's newness. It wasn't going to be a straight victory by Charlie - that'd be Nowhereman jobbing, in my opinion - but I also wasn't going to have outside interference in this match. If either of you have a better idea of how this match could've gone, I'd love to hear them - this match gave me fits trying to come up with a recap that was true to the results but also true to where the wrestlers are in their respective careers. As far as I'm concerned, Nowhereman didn't job; his rust and lack of knowledge about his opponent caused him to lose.
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Again, good points. My excuse is that he was rusty. Why don't you give him a rematch by factoring him into the hardcore match with Los Doodabs, and make it a one-on-three handicap match!
That's a possibility.
It might also be an idea to build towards a hardcore rematch at the Rumble.
That seems fair. And I'm not good at match write-ups, so I don't have any ideas there
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By the way, Chris, does the intro of these two mean we're gonna be seeing less of yourself in the ring? Cos if not, I've got an idea for a couple of people I could bring in
Well, Charlie, unless Joe Mama beats me in the Fenway Park Street Fight at the RDCW Rumble, it's safe to say you'll be seeing just as much of me in the future as you are in the present.
So on that note, I'd like to hear your character idea.
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You lost. Whattaya want from me? Chalk it up to ring-rust, or go on a rampage, or something.
By the by, do you have a profile somewhere? Persona, moves, finishers, etc. I can't find it - it wasn't the WHO ARE YOU? thread. And I'd kinda like it...I'm compiling a list to make writing recaps easier.
Same with King Snarf.
I thought I had something in the "Who are You thread", or possibly another thread...
Thanks, Sammitch.
And thank you, King Snarf, both for digging up your old profle and for updating it.
Don't thank me, thank Nowhereman!
Nice profile Snarf.
On the matter of my new guys, part of their intro involves an interview segment with Charlie, which is important to explain their background and such like. As the current havoc's kinda done it doesn't seem right to post it there, but there doesn't seem to be anywhere else to post it, so it looks like their intro will have to wait a while.
Why not post in in this week's Havoc?
I thought the thread was done.
No, I mean the Havoc that'll get posted tomorrow.
Ohhhh. Well, that's just up, so I'll get on with it.
Coming soon to a Havoc near you...Howlerama
Just posted the interview to Havoc. The new guys'll show up before too long.
just out of curiosity, how many new guys?
Just two. I know I dropped a lot of names, but I wanted to keep people guessing. I'll post their intro and Who are you slot later.
Speaking of introductions, what did you guys think of Los Monstruos Azules' first appearance in RDCW?
I liked it.
Just intro'd Howlerama. I'm gonna get their profiles up later tonight.
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Speaking of introductions, what did you guys think of Los Monstruos Azules' first appearance in RDCW?
Good setup for later. Just remember Marcum's the heel announcer. He'd probably be like "That fan deserved it! He insulted Louie Bastardo!" or something like that.
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I liked it.
Just intro'd Howlerama. I'm gonna get their profiles up later tonight.
So, still heels then? I had the impression you were bringing in a face team to go against Oakley's rudo luchadores.
And check your ubb codes in the post, looks like you might've missed a close tag.
I just modified it. Looking back, it didn't seem to work, so I've redone it.
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You lost. Whattaya want from me? Chalk it up to ring-rust, or go on a rampage, or something.
By the by, do you have a profile somewhere? Persona, moves, finishers, etc. I can't find it - it wasn't the WHO ARE YOU? thread. And I'd kinda like it...I'm compiling a list to make writing recaps easier.
Same with King Snarf.
I remember two of Nowhereman's moves that he posted.
Fuck Off! Slam (Chokeslam)
Crippler Cuntface (Crossface)
Man, I gotta drop by more often.
Nice to see what's been going on. Chris, Los Monstres are looking good.
Charlie, liking the look of Howlerama.
By the way, I would write a promo spot for Havoc but I'm really busy at the moment. Should be back for Rumble though, which is when I've got my big match against Mxy.
Can I just say that I suggest anyone using secondary characters like these two new tag teams,create a new id for them to post under rather than posting as your main id.
Its ok if a promo involves your main id but it makes things a bit easier if your main character isnt in the promo.
Just a suggestion,not an order!
I actually agree with this suggestion.
To everybody:Thanks for your positive feedback concerning the RDCW debut of Los Montstruos Azules;I'll be posting individual profiles of Senor Perdicion and El Daga soon in order to give a little more insight on what makes Los Monstros tick.
To Grimm:I read your comments concerning the dialogue between Madman Marcum and Mike "the Mouth" Monroe, and I edited the dialogue with your suggestions in mind.
Posted to the Havoc thread. Los Monstros Azules have definitely brought out the worst in Fantastic
Posted Senor Perdicion's profile on the "Who are you?" thread;I'll get to El Daga's before the week is out.
My in-ring is finally up. It was actually a lot harder to write than I expected. Bad news on the horizon, though, if your name is Chris Oakley...
Read your in-ring and will post a response shortly.
Also,El Daga's individual profile is now up in the "Who are you?" thread.
My response to Joe Mama's promo is now posted in the "Havoc" thread:I've tailored it to further establish Los Monstros' heel credentials.
The next posting space is reserved for my mystery partner. I'll let him introduce himself. . .
ARGH!!!!
WHO EEES IT, MAN?!?
Wow.
That has to rate as the coolest set of promo's yet on Havoc. Darth is looking real cool, but isn't he kinda evil for the team? I'd assumed that they were face-type people. Not that I mind, cos Darth is seriously cool.
Speaking of promos,I just posted another one on the "Havoc" thread that you guys might find interesting.
Does anybody mind if I join in? I probably shan't get round to posting a promo for a while, but I can get my bio posted straight away
Fantastic: Faces at the moment, but very atypical ones. Sammitch is more a traditional face, and this is where the interest comes in the angle from the teaming of characters that don't generally mix.
Oakley:
SpaMM: Welcome.
I pasted SpaMM's info to the ever-growing roster I keep.
good idea. we might want to put up an active roster thread. just a listing of stables, tag teams, etc.
A few quick words about my latest promo:
I was inpired to write it after recalling Snarf's little exchange with James Fantastic on last week's Havoc;after reading Grimm's post of the brawl between the Bastardo Family and Grimm and the new guy Darth, inspiration struck me and I decided to work up a short segment which could be used as the springboard for an angle in which Snarf and I duel with each other to figure out who's going to be top dog in the Bastardo Family. In a broader sense, it's a take-off on what happened five years ago when the NWO Black and White had their little civil war with Kevin Nash's Wolf Pack.
Glad you enjoyed it.When the next "Havoc" thread is up I'm going to post an interview with the Crotch in which I give further vent to my feelings.
Okay, folks, here's the deal: I gotta hustle my ass up to NH, then Maine so I can attend my father and stepmom's vow renewal ceremony. I'll be back sometime Sunday evening and I'll do the Recap then.
After looking at the results of this week's matches, I have a small request: once Joe Mama's rundown has been posted, would you mind waiting a day or two before locking the thread? The reason I'm asking is because I want to follow Joe's recap up with a short promo involving me, Nuriko, and Los Monstruos discussing what to do about King Snarf.
As far as my interview with the Crotch on next week's Havoc goes, I was going to get in touch with James Fantastic and ask him if he'd mind posting a follow-up promo in which he and I confront Snarf either in the ring or on the rampway.
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After looking at the results of this week's matches, I have a small request: once Joe Mama's rundown has been posted, would you mind waiting a day or two before locking the thread? The reason I'm asking is because I want to follow Joe's recap up with a short promo involving me, Nuriko, and Los Monstruos discussing what to do about King Snarf.
As far as my interview with the Crotch on next week's Havoc goes, I was going to get in touch with James Fantastic and ask him if he'd mind posting a follow-up promo in which he and I confront Snarf either in the ring or on the rampway.
I'm up for that. Bring it on, says I!
Liking the idea, Chris. Sounds like fun.
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Okay, folks, here's the deal: I gotta hustle my ass up to NH, then Maine so I can attend my father and stepmom's vow renewal ceremony. I'll be back sometime Sunday evening and I'll do the Recap then.
I went to Maine last year.......I never realized how far away it is
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Liking the idea, Chris. Sounds like fun.
Thanks,Charlie.
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After looking at the results of this week's matches, I have a small request: once Joe Mama's rundown has been posted, would you mind waiting a day or two before locking the thread? The reason I'm asking is because I want to follow Joe's recap up with a short promo involving me, Nuriko, and Los Monstruos discussing what to do about King Snarf.
As far as my interview with the Crotch on next week's Havoc goes, I was going to get in touch with James Fantastic and ask him if he'd mind posting a follow-up promo in which he and I confront Snarf either in the ring or on the rampway.
I'm up for that. Bring it on, says I!
Rest assured,James,I will.
Just posted a teaser for my interview with The Crotch on the next episode of "Havoc".
And I did a post establishing the Fantastic/Snarf rivalry.
Cool.
I have a few suggestions on how to play out my status in RDCW after the Rumble,depending on how things turn out in the street fight and the 30-man Rumble match:
If I win both the street fight and the battle royal:
I come out on "Havoc" the following week and challenge Snarf to a title vs. title bout
If I win the street fight but lose the battle royal:
I get involved in a feud with one of the new guys for the IC title and/or challenge Snarf to a "Bastardo Family leadership cage match" at No Way Out Of The Closet
If I lose the street fight but win the battle royal:
I challenge the last person eliminated to a no-holds-barred match with the winner getting the title shot against Snarf at Robblemania and the loser leaving RDCW for 30 days
If I lose both the street fight and the battle royal:
I stop posting as my own character and switch temporarily to playing one of Los Monstros Azules
Recap's up. I'm exhausted. Swear to God, I leave for a weekend, feel guilty that I'm late posting the recap, practically kill myself to do a long and detailed recap...
And YOU reap all the BENEFITS!!!
Enjoy, cats an' kittens...
Nice job, Joe. Hope you had a good trip.
It was fun. Funny/nerve-wracking thing happened: I roll into the hotel in Portland where the ceremony was taking place. I see my Dad talking to his wife and two other people, so I walk over to say "Hi". My Dad sees me and says "Dave! ['cause that's my name] Come here and say 'Hi' to David and his wife!" I walk over and "David" is my Dad's good friend and former mentor in the phone company - the guy that worked with my father and was instrumental to his becoming a VP. More specifically, David is...well, let me put it to you this way:
You've got your technicians.
You've got you 1st level managers (ME).
You've got your 2nd level managers (my boss).
You've got your 3rd level managers (my boss' boss).
Then you've got vice-presidents (David).
David can fire me any day of the week without batting an eye. Think "God among ants". So he and I are shooting the breeze and then, after the ceremony, he and I sat at the same table for lunch, continuing our discussion. At one point, he offered my brother a job in the comapny (I think he'll take it). I learned a few things:
1) It's cool to be my father's son.
2) David is a great guy to know socially. Especially if you work below him on the food chain.
3) I'll never call him "Uncle Dave".
4) When he says "smile for a picture", I'm smiling for that fucking picture.
5) Portland, Maine is a cool little city. That said, Boston is my home town.
Beautiful recap on my match!
That said, I think next week we should have the Prom after all the matches. Kinda like McMahon having the red carpet in the ring at the end of the show; you know Stone Cold is coming out to whup Vince's ass....
So are we changing the name of Havoc to the Chris Oakley show?
Just posted my promo segment with the Bastardo Family meeting to discuss with Louie what to do about King Snarf. Hope you guys like it.
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King Snarf said:
He's Triple O!!
I was thinking along the same lines.
Rob doesnt have a daughter so Oakers must be fucking Rob himself!
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King Snarf said:
Beautiful recap on my match!
That said, I think next week we should have the Prom after all the matches. Kinda like McMahon having the red carpet in the ring at the end of the show; you know Stone Cold is coming out to whup Vince's ass....
Thanks...glad it gave you a chuckle. One question: who's gonna write up the "Prom", and who's gonna crash it?
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King Snarf said:
He's Triple O!!
Well, can't blame me for wanting to stake out a wider role for myself in RDCW.
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King Snarf said:
He's Triple O!!
Well, can't blame me for wanting to stake out a wider role for myself in RDCW.
In all seriousness, I do enjoy being an active participant in this roleplay;although I haven't been at it quite as long as some of the other big names around here, I'm hoping that by this time next year I can be considered a "main event"-caliber competitor.
I didn't know James Fantastic was so...old.
Blame it on the stress of being harassed by King Snarf.
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Just posted my promo segment with the Bastardo Family meeting to discuss with Louie what to do about King Snarf. Hope you guys like it.
I love what you're doing with the family, it's great stuff. But...
I think that piece should have been PMed to Marcum to post as the opening to the show. It's great to have after-the-show meetings like this, but they belong as footage for the intro the next show.
Just my opinion.
Actually I agree,shows should end with match recaps not more promos as its a bit anticlimactic!
Point duly noted.
Moving on to current business, I just posted the first part of my interview with the Crotch and a short scene depicting Louie's reaction to the revelation that Snarf has been betraying the Bastardo Family in recent weeks.
Do King Snarf and Louie know about this? And did they okay it? I'm just wondering because it's a HUGE plot-point and, as it also takes liberties with two other characters, you may want to get their okay before you run with this. That said, I've got a few things to say to Senor Oakley, so I reserved the spot right after his in-ring.
No, I did not know about this, and no, I did not okay it. But I'm cool with it if the video turns out to be a Katie Vick deal.
Whether it's a Katie Vick deal or not, are you cool with the fact that your manager just laid you out with a trash can over a potentially fake video? Kinda flies in the face of what you had planned for tonight, Prom King (
).
If everyone's cool with what's going on, I'll post what I planned to do...
(Katie Vick...think about what you're saying, King Snarf...shudder)
No, I mean how Triple H pretended to be Kane! And come to think of it, you do make a good point about coming to blows with Louie. That's kinda like Heyman getting into a shoving match with Raven. Realistically, Raven's gonna lay out Heyman no prob.
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No, I did not know about this, and no, I did not okay it. But I'm cool with it if the video turns out to be a Katie Vick deal.
You mean like if it's somebody else posing as you?One of the possible twists I was thinking of working into the storyline was that the tape would subsequently be exposed as a forgery,the work of either an established RDCW heel trying to take over Snarf's place in the Bastardo Family or the mysterious "J.D." alluded to in the video.
The fact remains that when you include other characters in your promos for such huge plot points, you need to contact those posters, whether it turns out to be people impersonating them or not. This way, if any questions roll up, you won't have to worry about exposing your plans early to calm them down. They'll already be in on it and working with it. Cooperation is the key to angles like this suceeding. Don't leave someone out unless you want it all to backfire.
In other words, you wouldn't have had to possibly spoil your twist if you'd PMed Snarf and Louie about this beforehand.
Do a Vince on him Doctor! Say, "Yooooou'rrrrrre FIIIIIRRRED!!!"
Yeah, it's much more kosher to show the tape and let Snarf and Louie write their own reactions, than to write their reactions without them knowing.
Yeah. In my promos, aside from the occasional pithy comment from Marcum or Monroe, I try to avoid putting words in anyone else's mouth.
you're not even the real snarf
Its like when I was Mystery man,I contacted some people before doing anything too damaging,such as when I cleared the ring of the Bastardos,I contacted Louie first to get the ok but didnt write any reaction from anyone other than they walked off pissed off.
I also noticed in a previous post that Oakers posted that he made James Fantastic sound like Dick Van Dyke.
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Yeah, that works.
OK.I'll PM you either today or tomorrow.
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The fact remains that when you include other characters in your promos for such huge plot points, you need to contact those posters, whether it turns out to be people impersonating them or not. This way, if any questions roll up, you won't have to worry about exposing your plans early to calm them down. They'll already be in on it and working with it. Cooperation is the key to angles like this suceeding.
Under normal circumstances,Snarf and Louie would have been the first people I contacted;however,things at my house have been anything but normal the last few days.Anyhow,I've thought about what you said,and in the future I'll be careful to work more closely with the rest of the RDCW in devising new angles or expanding existing ones.
Oakley,
I think you should edit the confrontation out of your post. Just have Louie leave the ring and disappear. Then he and Snarf can work out their confrontation, which should probably happen during Snarf's big prom date (which has now been completely fucked over, imo). You have really good ideas, but I think you're moving too fast. Try to plan your big plot points to take place from PPV to PPV. Let events unfold more slowly.
Ah, I was gonna trash the prom anyway.
On the matter of Fantastic's peculiar speech patterns, my theory is that the whole posh, sophisticated thing he has going is an act, and he's actually some cockney lout.
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Ah, I was gonna trash the prom anyway.
Does Snarf know you were going to trash the prom?
Look, here's why I ask: Things can get fucked up very quickly when people don't communicate. Some of us learned this lesson the hard way back when we started the RDCW.
After that, some of the best feuds happened because of communication. Oakley and I pushed each other in a huge feud that we had, which eventually led to my winning the Hardcore Porn Championship. The key here is that we set each other up, posting once each every week. One week, I would kick Oakley's ass. The next week, he would kick my ass. Now, we can restart the feud any time we want.
An even better feud was the Grimm/Joe Mama feud, which ended the reign of the RWO when Grimm lost the casket match. Hell, the whole RWO thing happened because of communication through private messaging.
No one should do anything without prior notice. All that notice has to be is "you do your in-ring and then I'll come out and kick your ass, and next week you'll get me back." Then you wait for the OK.
No one really cares what you do here, as long as there is open communication so that long term (or even short term) plans don't get fucked up by unnecessary interferance.
Actually, that's a point. I'll have to check if that's alright with Snarf.
It's just that Fantastic, being th so-and-so that he is, would respond in a very definite way, which would be direct and violent. As a character, he despises Snarf's whole prom thing, so short of wrecking it I can't think how he'd react.
Still, best to be polite. Is the idea of interfering with ths prom thing cool by you, Snarf?
Okay, my response to Chris is up.
Good conversation going on here. I remember the hubbub about Latino Heat/Darth and it's good to see that everyone's learned from that (though, Darth's return almost makes that whole thing worth it!). The best thing people can do when working a feud or doing an in-ring that involves other people is PM and work things out. King Snarf and I had a great feud because we PM'd and bounced things off each other. Even when we didn't agree on specific things, the compromises we made ended up making things even better. Take a look at the in-ring where I reveal that I ran him down and you'll see what I mean. That is still one of my favorite promos and it wouldn't have been possible without actively involving King Snarf. My feud with Grimm is another example.
I can tell you, the people here are very flexible with storylines, especially because a feud that has both people actively involved only serves to make both people look good.
I suggest that people who are working on an angle together talk a lot through emails, pm's, and im's. When making a promo, send a copy to the other party so that they can add their reactions to keep everything in one post. You might find that sharing something like this with whoever you're working with spurs the whole thing onto something better.
I was in the first 2 Wrestlemanias
As for the prom, since it's so close to the Rumble, that would be the perfect moment for the cliched yet traditional pre-Rumble shmoz.
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I suggest that people who are working on an angle together talk a lot through emails, pm's, and im's. When making a promo, send a copy to the other party so that they can add their reactions to keep everything in one post. You might find that sharing something like this with whoever you're working with spurs the whole thing onto something better.
Apropos of that,I just PM'ed Snarf with a rough sketch of the JD character and to get further input from him about how to work Nuriko into the proposed new angle.I've also been talking to Nuriko herself about how her role;I'll be sending her a PM soon with some further suggestions.
FYI:Next time I'm online, I'm going to post a profile of the enigmatic JD in the "Who are you?" thread as part of the setup for the new angle I'm working on with James, Nuriko, Louie and Snarf.
No. No more alt id's. I was under the assumption that you were faking the video. Let's not throw another character into the mix. Either be the heel, or we drop the whole thing.
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As for the prom, since it's so close to the Rumble, that would be the perfect moment for the cliched yet traditional pre-Rumble shmoz.
So, are you gonna post this prom deal or something? What exactly is it?
I was gonna work it out with Joe. Essentially, I stand in the ring, with Screech, Principal Belding, and possibly Notwedge, waiting for Kelly, but Kelly doesn't come out. Instead, it's one of the 29 other guys. And then, of course the rest of 'em storm the ring.
It's gonna be a post match thing. Besides, I don't want to post anything during the show, as I don't know if Chris is gonna edit the earlier posts because, y'know, he screwed up.
PM me with what you have, Snarf. As far as I'm concerned, it's YOUR promo. I'd personally like for AC and Zach to make another appearance, and have you humiliate them again. But that's just off the top of my head. However you want to play the prom bit is cool by me.
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King Snarf said:
No. No more alt id's. I was under the assumption that you were faking the video. Let's not throw another character into the mix. Either be the heel, or we drop the whole thing.
Actually, I have an angle that might work there. I'll sort out the details and PM them to you and Chris later.
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King Snarf said:
No. No more alt id's. I was under the assumption that you were faking the video. Let's not throw another character into the mix. Either be the heel, or we drop the whole thing.
Actually, I have an angle that might work there. I'll sort out the details and PM them to you and Chris later.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!
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King Snarf said:
No. No more alt id's. I was under the assumption that you were faking the video. Let's not throw another character into the mix. Either be the heel, or we drop the whole thing.
Agreed. There is no need for a new character here.
Chris, you have to slow down and allow angles to work out over time. I could have come back to the RDCW weeks ago, but instead I am waiting (and have been working with Grimm and Joe on my return match, which I wrote up at the beginning of the week) because my injury has to have time to heal.
Also give other people a chance,otherwise every episode is gonna be full of nothing but your alternate ids facing off against eachother!
Maybe he has an alt id for every personality he has?
Nobody can have that many ids,not even me!
K, I made a slight edit to Chris' post which should let Snarf and Louie work out their reactions. Since Joe generally does recaps on Sunday, this should give people time to do any other in rings they've got in mind.
We've been doing real good the last couple of months, let's not let a couple of hiccups throw all that down the shitter.
Hey guys. Nice set of promos, I look forward to seeing how the Bastardo family feud pans out. I was planning to set something in motion between Howlerama and Los Monstres Azules, but that can wait til next week. I'll PM Chris with the details.
Howlerama vs. Los Monstruos....that sounds like an interesting idea,Charlie. Let me think about it and next time I'm online,I'll PM you with some of my own suggestions.
Speaking of feuds,since the 1/18 Havoc thread will probably be locked by the time Charlie reads this,I was going to suggest that the segment where James is unmasked as the author of the bogus Snarf tape be written up as a "Video Package" segment to open the 1/25 edition of Havoc. I'll PM Snarf,James,and Nuriko to see what they think. And while I'm at it I should probably touch base with Madman Marcum too.
You should probably keep those plot points out of open threads too.
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Howlerama vs. Los Monstruos....that sounds like an interesting idea,Charlie. Let me think about it and next time I'm online,I'll PM you with some of my own suggestions.
Speaking of feuds,since the 1/18 Havoc thread will probably be locked by the time Charlie reads this,I was going to suggest that the segment where James is unmasked as the author of the bogus Snarf tape be written up as a "Video Package" segment to open the 1/25 edition of Havoc. I'll PM Snarf,James,and Nuriko to see what they think. And while I'm at it I should probably touch base with Madman Marcum too.
The recap is up. Not my best effort, but what can you do? If'n yez can, please keep your post-match stuff down to a minimum. Let me know if anything needs to be changed.
new show goes up tomorrow!
Grudge match, eh? Nice idea.
I'm gonna post a bio for Howlerama as a team on the Who are you thread, to cover their video and double team maneuvres.
To Madman Marcum:I was wondering when you'd get around to posting the video package segment I sent you last night.
Why are you sending him videos of your package?
I think asking that question forces too much information onto the rest of us.
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thedoctor said:
Why are you sending him videos of your package?
Get your mind out of the gutter,you sleaze.I was referring to the video clip segment I typed up last night that has me confronting Snarf during his date with Kelly on last week's "Havoc".
Guys,
The Kayfabe Room is for gerneral talking, not the Havoc thread.
Speaking of which, I was hoping someone would post something already so that I wouldn't be the first promo of the show. Unless you guys want me to kick it off.
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Why are you sending him videos of your package?
Get your mind out of the gutter,you sleaze.I was referring to the video clip segment I typed up last night that has me confronting Snarf during his date with Kelly on last week's "Havoc".
Suuuuure, JQ, suuuuuuure.
I thought it was a funny joke. Chris, you need to lighten up.
I posted my return promo to kick off the show.
I also updated my
profile.
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Why are you sending him videos of your package?
Get your mind out of the gutter,you sleaze.I was referring to the video clip segment I typed up last night that has me confronting Snarf during his date with Kelly on last week's "Havoc".
Posted my intro on Havoc.
The match request is largely to illustrate two things about my guy. Firstly, he's not entirely sane, and secondly that he's absolutely fearless. If it's not possible to fit it in that's fine, we can have them declining to fight him.
Good stuff. I like the
four-man "Triple Threat Hardcore Hell-In-A-Cell" match you demanded. That was funny.
He's almost as entertaining as NotWedge!
It's up. The video replay is in the first post, and I added a post of commentary. I say play up the apparent confusion a bit. Run with it and have fun.
Agreed. Let the this continue at least through the Rumble, if not all the way to RobbleMania.
I want to get this to run as long as possible, but it's knda hard to see it going 'til Robblemania. Getting past the rumble should be easy, the brawl can be resolved quite easily, but there's only so long a mystery can go before getting overlong. I say we keep this up till the next PPV, and then intro a different, follow-up feud after that to go til Robblemania.
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It's up. The video replay is in the first post, and I added a post of commentary. I say play up the apparent confusion a bit. Run with it and have fun.
Just saw the post.Nice work.
I think RobbleMania is next.
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I think RobbleMania is next.
No Way Out of the Closet. Then RobbleMania.
Alright then.
James, try to keep it going till No Way Out of the Closet. At that point, we'll be expecting something big to happen.
The next few ppvs should be:
Jan: RDCW Rumble
Feb: No Way Out of the Closet
Mar: RobbleMania
April: ReHash
I'm not sure what's after that. . .
but anyway, guys, planning is good, but try not to overplan yourselves. There is a certain nature of unpredictability that can throw you off if something happens that kinda messes with what you've got in mind. So plan, but plan loosely enough that you can roll with things that happen.
Johnny Evil is going to make his grand debut at the rumble. He won't be wrestling, just making a little speech in the ring.
Whoa!
That is wayyyyy to evil for me!
Posted to Havoc again. Please could people hold back on posting for a while, as I want a specific wrestler's response to this post.
No Johnny Evil......not Johnny Right
Actally, I was thinking Darth, 'cos of the challenge I made to him regarding the mach at rumble.
yeah about that.......Darth doesn't want to talk to you. He thinks you're a nice guy and everything but he rather wrestle a retard.......no wait he said I don't want to wrestle that Retard Monkey Man.....yeah that was it.
Then, why, Mr. PJP, did I get a PM saying this from him?
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I would like to accept your challenge at the Rumble.
Or would you like to step into the cage as well?
First off......Mr. PJP is my father.....I'm just PJP you stupid Primate. Secondly.....maybe Darth just wants to show off his opposable thumb who knows.......but I'll tell you this you dirty monkey bastard you watch your back........you never know who's going to be coming from behind with a steel chair.......think about that you hairy ape.
You do know that he's not technically a monkey, don't you PJP?
wha
He's a superhero who has a monkey stick, ya fool!
Tell me you didn't just say that!
Yes he did.
I don't think he meant 'stick' like that, though.
yeah I didn't think so either ......dickless.
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Yes he did.
I don't think he meant 'stick' like that, though.
you suck bird dick.
As Big Bird's "unofficial" spokesperson........we say Thank You to the honorable JLA.
Yeah yeah. Very good PJP, now shut it.
I see Howlerama lost again. Doesn't matter, but I can't help but feel that the lack of promo spots isn't helping things. I've been meaning to post something, but things have been busy and I'm unsure what to say. I should have something for Rumble, though.
I'd like to try something over the next few weeks. If this works, it will make things a lot easier on Joe.
Starting with the Rumble, if you want to write a part of your match, or the whole thing, PM it to me by Thursday. Don't worry about the other people in the match, just send me your idea, and try to be as detailed as possible. If you want Monroe and Marcum and/or Fat Retard and LLarry LLawler to do comentary, write it where you want it go. If more than one of the participants in a match sends me a write-up, I'll combine them into a single match, maybe add a little comentary if there isn't any already, and send the basically completed matches to Joe so that he can go over them and finish them up to post on Sunday.
Credit will be give like this:
Name of Match by writer 1, writer 2, and writer 3
Guys,I just posted a new promo on the current Havoc thread that should help charge up the Bastardo Family dissention storyline that's playing out right now. I PMd King Snarf to check it out and I'm waiting for his response before deciding what to do next. Your own input would also be appreciated.
Just don't reveal anything yet.
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Actally, I was thinking Darth, 'cos of the challenge I made to him regarding the mach at rumble.
I thought that match was for Havoc.
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Was it? My mistake.
retard
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Chris Oakley said:
Guys,I just posted a new promo on the current Havoc thread that should help charge up the Bastardo Family dissention storyline that's playing out right now. I PMd King Snarf to check it out and I'm waiting for his response before deciding what to do next. Your own input would also be appreciated.
Okay. What exactly is it you've got planned, Chris? It'd kinda help if I knew too, as I've got some ideas of my own about it and I wouldn't want to mess things up too bad.
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Guys,I just posted a new promo on the current Havoc thread that should help charge up the Bastardo Family dissention storyline that's playing out right now. I PMd King Snarf to check it out and I'm waiting for his response before deciding what to do next. Your own input would also be appreciated.
Okay. What exactly is it you've got planned, Chris? It'd kinda help if I knew too, as I've got some ideas of my own about it and I wouldn't want to mess things up too bad.
Well,James,the way I wrote up my last post in the current Havoc thread,I'm working to create the impression that there's a turncoat inside the ranks of the Bastardo Family,but we don't necessarily know who the turncoat is;in subsequent promos,I'm going to scatter a few red herrings to keep people guessing as to who's responsible for the fracturing of the Bastardo Family. Besides doing a take-off on the nWo Black and White vs. the nWo Wolf Pack in the old WCW,I'm also working/hoping to incorporate a few plot threads modeled on the war that's going on right now in WWE Raw between Randy Orton and his pals in Evolution.
That'd sound really cool if I knew what the hell all those references meant
On the suggestion that Penwing made, it sounds like a really good idea, but there's one problem: Joe Mama has a list of all the maneuvers and stuff he's come up with wrestlers lacking profiles (such as Legbreakerers 4 hire). Since none of the rest of us have that, there would be difficulties with that.
However, I do have some ideas for tonight's recaps. I'd be willing to write it up if everyone's okay with that.
Don't worry about the stuff that's not in the WHO ARE YOU?!? thread. Just worry about what you want to happen. Joe can add in the right moves to make things more detailed. I'll be acting as the middle man to help organize what everyone sends in so that all Joe will have to do is finish things up and post them.
As for the latest recap, I wrote a small part for the rumble and sent it to Joe. SSM, I think you'll like it. Any other ideas you may have about that match, if you want to write them up, feel free to PM it to Joe. The main event is already done, unless Joe wants to tweak something. I also wrote some of Joe's match, which he was going to edit and complete. I don't know anything about the other matches. My guess is they'll be shorter.
My goal is to get everyone involved in the recaps so that we can post longer, more detailed, and more entertaining matches then if one person had to do the whole show every week. That's no slight on Joe. What's he's been doing has been great. I just think that if more people got involved, things could be even better. I also think that people would have a greater appreciation for the behind the scene's process that we go through to organize this forum. That will help with preventing miscommunication screw ups.
For the record, I'm cool with PenWing's suggestions. I've been laid out all weekend with a nasty case of food poisoning (damn you, Bugaboo Creek! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!), so the stuff that PenWing's put together is a HUGE help as far as the Recap goes.
And just so everyone knows, I knew that Joe was cool with this because I PMed him the post before I posted it here, to make sure it was OK.
Just sent you a PM with a write up for the first match, Joe.
I would still prefer if Joe wrote the recap for the last grudge tag match in its entirety.
I write the songs that make the whole world sing!
The Recap is finally up. Basically if you sent me a match recap, that's what went up. I've been sick all weekend - I still am - so I didn't work out anything big for the matches. So, to all of you who made this Recap possible, I say "Thanks". I'll try not to make this a constant thing - I'll do more editing, additions, etc to the stuff you all send me.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go blow my ballast.
Hope you get better Joe.
By the way, where do we post our promo spots for the rumble? There are three separate rumble threads, so I'm not sure where to post.
Post it in the undercard since the other two will be cut off after tomorrow.
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The Recap is finally up. Basically if you sent me a match recap, that's what went up. I've been sick all weekend - I still am - so I didn't work out anything big for the matches. So, to all of you who made this Recap possible, I say "Thanks". I'll try not to make this a constant thing - I'll do more editing, additions, etc to the stuff you all send me.
Which reminds me,as soon as the Rumble match results are in I'll PM you with some suggestions regarding my involvement in it.
For the Undercard Matches, send anything you want to happen in your matches to me by Thursday (anytime Thrusday). I'll start putting them together on Friday. On Saturday night I'll PM whatever I have to Joe so that he can edit, complete, and post them on Sunday.
From now on, Thursday will be the deadline for Match Recaps, so that I have enough time to piece them together before I send them to Joe. It's always a good idea to write how you win and lose each match that you send in. Otherwise, Joe will finish them up.
As for the Rumble, the recap can't be written until it's over, but remember that Joe usually posts the recaps on Sunday, so if you want to write something for it, you should get that done Saturday night and send it directly to him.
Thanks for the advice, Doc. Just one thing about deadlines, Pen.
With this last match I wrote up, I waited until after the results had been revealed before writing it up. That way I could maintain an overall vision of what sort of things should happen in the match. Having the deadline on Thursday makes that impossible, though I can see why you'd set it then.
That's why you should write two endings to the match.
Here's a great example (not to toot my own horn or anything
).
This is the alternate ending I wrote to my match in case Meeko and I lost. You can see where it would have gone:
Monroe: "High Holy Howe! This match is OVER!"
PenWing goes for the pin as the ref counts.
Crowd: "ONE! TWO!"
James Fantastic pulls the ref out of the ring and quickly enters himself. As PenWing gets to his feet, James fantastic nails him with the brass knuckes.
Marcum: "Fantastic! I told you PenWing was a knuckle head!"
Fantastic then delivers a classy kick to Meeko, followed by a Fantastic Flip to PenWing. Finally, he pulls Tommy over PenWing, as Nuriko and Grace drag the ref back into the ring for the count.
Marcum: "One! Two! Three! NOW this match is over!"
Monroe: "Only because they cheated! PenWing had the match won! Fantastic had no business stepping into that ring!"
Marcum: "Did it occur to you that that's why he's called Fantasitc! The man is just, well, Fantastic! And he's a member of the Bastardo Family! There is no way anything can go wrong at the rumble with Fantastic around!"
PenWing, Sammitch, Sneaky Bunny, and Meeko collect themselves outside the ring as the Bastardo Family celebrates it's victory.
Then it would have cut to the screen with exactly the same ending to the show.
And the reason I had Fanastic run in with the brass knuckles is because I am not a fan of anyone kicking out of finishers. And I gave Tommy a double finisher, so he was out.
Honestly, I think you need to give more options than that. Simply writing in interferrence can come off as not wanting to lose if you do it too much, so be prepared to simply be pinned or tap out of a submission. Remember that just because that's the way you want it, that doesn't mean that's how a match will end. There's the consideration of the other posters to think about. I suggest that active posters talk to each other about their matches and work on a high spots recap or general overview of how the match will go before going whole hog and writing a full recap. This keeps everything balanced on everyone on good terms.
I have no problem being pinned legally. This just felt right for this match. My point in posting the alternate ending was that people should send in two endings to their matches, since we won't know the results until after the deadline.
And my point being to work with the other posters and create a storyline that both parties can deal with and be able to follow up on, thereby, cutting down on any sense of someone trying to put themselves over more than everyone else.
That's why I started the whole discussion on Match Recaps. The more we get people involved, even if it's just to give one little idea to the match, the better the outcome will be. I just need everyone to send their stuff to me by Thursday so that I have enough time to compile it before I pass it on to Joe. That's not to say they can't PM Joe on Saturday night, but that shouldn't become a habit.
If I get match endings from two different people, I'll pick the two situations that best highlight both sides of the match. Or I may combine them. I really won't know until I see what people send me.
I'll put the pressure on Joe to make sure that everyone, including myself, stays honest. In the end, he'll have the final say.
Keep something in mind when you send Recap material along: Just because someone sent me a "loss-by-interference" PM doesn't mean I'm gonna post a "loss-by-interference" match. I'll be using the PMs as guidelines and, if I really like what I read, I'll leave them as is. Otherwise I'll make changes, tweak spelling and grammar, and post the revised edition.
For example, I personally hate title matches (any matches, actually) that end with a title retained due to interference. However, if both posters agree to this or if the interference makes sense for the feud, I'll post interference. Also, I try and build the matches around the voting totals. The closer the vote, the closer the match. If a wrestler gets blown out in the voting, he gets blown out in the match. The only exception I think I've made to that "rule" is the Charlie/Nowhereman match, which was done with an eye on the voting, but also with respect to Nowhereman as an "icon" in the RDCW as well as Charlie's newness and hardcore style. Did it work? Yes and no. But they can't all be perfect, people.
To make a long post short, your input is invaluable. This is YOUR RDCW, and I'm not a mod, no matter how much I throw my weight around here (shut up Nowhereman or I'll tell everyone your real name). Just keep in mind that, as the "Recap Guy", I may change some stuff around or edit your atrocious grammar and spelling.
Let me be the first one to say this: Johnny Evil IS that evil.
Just so everyone knows, before I posted that interview segment I ran it by The Doctor, Meeko, Sammitch, and Joe.
The Rumble is in effect! We're down to seventeen men left!
Cool. By the way, I now have a promo planned for Howlerama, but that will take place on next week's Havoc, after the rumble.
By the way, Pen, what exactly was Crotch doing?
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By the way, Pen, what exactly was Crotch doing?
He had his hand in his pocket, and he was talking to Meeko. Guess.
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The Rumble is in effect! We're down to seventeen men left!
Only 16 men left to go, and then the win is mine! I will secure my legacy as the GREATEST RDCW champ of all time!
I finished typing up the Recap of my match with Chris Oakley, complete with dual endings. That's right, it's Tuesday and I'm done with that match. I poured a ton of detail and action into it. I expect you guys to come up with some great ideas for your matches. They can be as long or as short as you like - in most cases, voting will only affect win/loss, not "how" (mine is a brutal, bloody war - voting results be damned!). Get your ideas to me and/or PenWing as soon as you can. I wanna blow the roof off this PPV. Let's make it so amazing that it sets a damn standard for Robblemania!!!
I'm only in the Rumble itself. I can half-ass it! Or, technically, 1/30th-ass it! I'm da champ baby!
Uh...actually, the Chu...Champ's got a point. Don't worry about the Rumble itself. My last post was in reference to the undercard.
I can't believe you're still wearing that title...
By the way, how'd you like your prom?
It was da coolest! Though Haley Mills was in the actual "Saved by the Bell" when it was called "Saved by the Bell", I'm sure of it!
And I'm gonna be Champ for a long time! Believe that, playa! Holla holla holla!
Okay, a quick search on imdb shows that it was called "Good Morning Miss Bliss" when she was on it. BUT, it's also listed as "aka Saved by the Bell: The Junior High Years" which was it's title in syndication. Still, I am humbled by Joe Mama's knowledge of Saved by the Bell. Truly, Joe is the Saved by the Bell Master! None know more about Screech & Co. than Joe.
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The Rumble is in effect! We're down to seventeen men left!
Only 16 men left to go, and then the win is mine! I will secure my legacy as the GREATEST RDCW champ of all time!
Don't start celebrating just yet,pal.
I'd say "Bow To The Master" to you and PJP, King Snarf but, let's face it: Great knowledge about "Saved By The Bell" is nothing to brag about.
Probably not.
James sent me his recap, and Joe finished his match, so two are done. I'll be writing up my match shortly.
I'm still waiting for something from Nowhereman and Charlie.
On another note:
Why isn't anyone posting in the Rumble Undercard? Sure, Jonny Evil was great, but his debut and my interview make for a pretty lame show on their own. If every active wrestler makes one post, we've got a great show.
Send me what'cha got when you can. To answer your question, in my case, I preferred to focus my energy on the match than the promo. But I'll put something together...
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Probably not.........oh and guys the rumors are true......I'm a raging homosexual!
Memo to PJP: if you thought what you said in your last post was funny, let me assure you that it wasn't.
I write poetry about real life and real people.
How about writing a promo for the Rumble?
Speaking of promos,PenWing,I just posted one on the Rumble Undercard thread,intended to help set up both the groundwork for a match between me and PJP after the Rumble,and a subplot in the Bastardo Family dissension angle involving Nuriko and Grace. I think you guys'll get a kick out of it.
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Why isn't anyone posting in the Rumble Undercard? Sure, Jonny Evil was great, but his debut and my interview make for a pretty lame show on their own. If every active wrestler makes one post, we've got a great show.
I posted something, and really, some words from the Champ are all you need for a good show.
But it wasn't in the proper form for a promo.
That's a good idea......who's the Champ?
You can try to make fun of the champ, but you will be unsuccessful. If I was any cooler, there'd be frost on my t-shirt!
I'm surprised there hasn't been more speculation about who I will name as my mystery 'Mania opponent should I win the Rumble....
Actually, yeah, that's a good point. Who is your mystery opponent should you win the rumble?
By the way, people, I've been meaningto write up the Olde London street fight, but there's just one problem. I'm not entirely sure of the actual rules and dynamics of a street fight. Is it just a regular match in the stree or what?
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Actually, yeah, that's a good point. Who is your mystery opponent should you win the rumble?
Well, I'm not going to reveal it here; that would ruin the surprise. I will however reveal it to one of the Big Cheeses here (either Grimm, thedoctor, Joe, or Nowhereman) just so's one of them knows I'm not just pulling something out of my ass.
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I'm not just pulling something out of my ass.
Its just too easy to mock that last comment!
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By the way, people, I've been meaningto write up the Olde London street fight, but there's just one problem. I'm not entirely sure of the actual rules and dynamics of a street fight. Is it just a regular match in the stree or what?
A street fight is basically a hardcore, no DQ, falls-count-anywhere, all-out brawl. Insteady of technical wrestling moves, your pretty much throwing punches. It can take place in the ring or outside, in the street or parking lot or where ever.
You should talk with Nowhereman and see what he has in mind.
We're down to six men left.
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Why isn't anyone posting in the Rumble Undercard? Sure, Jonny Evil was great, but his debut and my interview make for a pretty lame show on their own. If every active wrestler makes one post, we've got a great show.
I've sent Johnny a PM regarding an idea I have for a promo, but if that doesn't reach him in time I'll come up with something for my guy on his own. Actually, I have an idea for intro'ing some form of manager for him in a similar vein as Grace. Not in terms of character or anything, just in that she's largely an out-of-ring personality.
Yeah, sort of. If people think that's not a good idea then I'll drop it, but I would like to emphasise again that this isn't the same sort of thing as Los Monstres or Howlerama (both of which aren't workin very well), but a character to help in Promo's, and provide plot fodder for heel promo's.
I've just written a promo for Rumble furthering the Bastardo plot.
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Yeah, sort of. If people think that's not a good idea then I'll drop it, but I would like to emphasise again that this isn't the same sort of thing as Los Monstres or Howlerama (both of which aren't workin very well), but a character to help in Promo's, and provide plot fodder for heel promo's.
I think it's a great idea. It's different from the tags mentioned, because those are separate entities and should be used as such (with their own IDs) this is more like backwards' manager or Louie Bastardo's assistant, or Tommy for Nuriko.
Cool. Posted her bio, and I'll try and get a promo up tomorrow. I envisage her very much as being in the classic (as opposed to classy) WWE mould, and feel free to treat her like such.
I've just posted a promo on the Rumble Undercard thread.
Have just posted my response to Nuriko's promo;hopefully this should give you guys some ideas for the Rumble write-up and the next few editions of Havoc,possibly even No Way Out of the Closet.
Chris, you should delete the second paragraph in your first post.
Note for Chris: You entrance song is "Rooster". Not "Snuff The Rooster". It's off of Alice In Chains' album, Dirt. Just thought you should know. I don't mean to nit-pick, but you're driving my OCD crazy.
Great promos, though.
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A street fight is basically a hardcore, no DQ, falls-count-anywhere, all-out brawl. Insteady of technical wrestling moves, your pretty much throwing punches. It can take place in the ring or outside, in the street or parking lot or where ever.
Actually, a street fight is not falls-count-anywhere. Pinfalls have to occur in the ring. Other than that, anything goes.
I still wanna know who Mike is!
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Note for Chris: You entrance song is "Rooster". Not "Snuff The Rooster". It's off of Alice In Chains' album, Dirt. Just thought you should know. I don't mean to nit-pick, but you're driving my OCD crazy.
Great promos, though.
Thanks,Joe.
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Chris, you should delete the second paragraph in your first post.
OK.
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I've just posted a promo on the Rumble Undercard thread.
Good stuff from you and Chris. You should post more.
Spandex Monkey Man should shout out his name before he enters the arena, like those old Hanna Barbera superhero cartoons. "SPANDEX MONKEEEYY MAAAAAAAANNNN!!!" He could put it at the start of his entrance music.
I just got Charlie's recap. That's means every match is complete except the Rumble, which will be written up by Grimm, the Women's match, which is almost finished, and the hardcore match, which just needs an ending.
This is going to be a great PPV. Thanks to everyone for pitching in!
I finally got around to posting a backstage interview. Good job to all of you who've been involved!
Nice to know it's gonna be a sucess
On the matter of Spandex's intro, I plan to update his bio with a few new ideas I have for entrance music and moves.
I'd like to have a "Tag Team Mini-Rumble" to determine challengers for the next PPV. Are any teams interested?
The Dark Lords (Grimm and Darth) accept!
Well, since it doesn't matter anymore, my opponent would've been ROY BATTY.
If you are interested in challenging me for the Hardcore Porn Title, send me a PM. I want to set up a five-man number-one contender match to determine my opponent at No Way Out of the Closet. It's in the planning stages right now.
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Well, since it doesn't matter anymore, my opponent would've been ROY BATTY.
Your CHOICE of opponent would've been Roy Batty. But your CHOICE of opponent has always been subject to approval by the RDCW board of directors. And a non poster to challenge for the big title at RobbleMania? Please. . .
I want to wrestle her!
First half of the Rumble recap is up! Second half is on the way!
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I'd like to have a "Tag Team Mini-Rumble" to determine challengers for the next PPV. Are any teams interested?
Count Howlerama in. The more teams that challenge, the better it'll be.
On an unrelated note, do James and the other members of the Bastardo Family know about the events that happened in the Fenway Park street fight? I just ask 'cos we had all that ballyhoo about the vid, and now it seems that something similar may have happened with this.
Actually, I didn't know that I was fired from the family. Which is actually very annoying, as the video feud has yet to wind up. Never mind, this is much more interesting.
I'm gonna revamp my bio, to reflect the fact that he's changed after beign dumped in MisterJLA's cum and being fired from the Bastardo Family.
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I'd like to have a "Tag Team Mini-Rumble" to determine challengers for the next PPV. Are any teams interested?
Unless Sammitch says otherwise, count us in.
I bet you Homoerotica -King Snarf and Oakley's new tag team would jump at the chance to jump in a ring with some sweaty men.
Didn't you read Rumble? Okaley's been fired. There ain't no chance of that happening.
And even if I hadn't been fired,I certainly wouldn't take any suggestions from PJP.
Don't call James Fantastic an idiot.........that's not nice you meany
I was referring to you,PJP.
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You're the one who dragged this thread off-topic,not me.
Anyway,back to the business at hand...Kudos to whoever came up with the idea of the Joe Mama swerve.
That was a combined effort.
When Sammitch and I had our feud, I made mention of wanting to try a heel turn. Unfortunately, it didn't go anywhere at the time. However, about three or four weeks ago, the idea of actually doing the heel turn full-force was brought up again. The way the idea was presented - no names used to protect identity - had me excited. I was going to do a full heel turn.
The match you read was as much Chris' creation as mine. The items used, the entrances, the attacks - full collaboration on Chris' and my parts. Once the final part of the match was worked out (the betrayal and the turn), I wrote up the match. It was the fastest Recap I've ever written. It was easy and fun to write. The best parts, for me, were:
1)Getting battered with a Sunday Globe
2) Almost getting run-down with a hot dog cart (two items Chris recommended)
3) The Sam Adams dump (another Oakley recommendation)
4) The Red Sox Trophy (a last-minute inspiration based on the final outcome)
I've waited almost a full month to talk about this - my partner-in-crime will tell you that the suspense has been killing me. I hope, as certain things happened, you thought "OH! So THAT'S what he meant when he said that!" And, when the final betrayal was revealed, you were surprised, shocked, pissed off...whatever. That was my goal - to give you at least one match that'd make you say some variation of "wow".
Regarding the Rumble as a whole, I want to say "thank you" to PenWing, who was a huge help in getting the match Recaps done quickly and well. The Women's Boobie Match and the Hardcore Triple Threat Matches were mostly (75%+) his work, with a few ideas tossed in by me. To James and Charlie, all I can say is "great work". I expanded on the stuff you two did, but your Recaps gave me a lot to play with. It's a pleasure to have you two on the roster. And, to my fallen opponent, Chris Oakley: this was a fun feud...one I don't see ending anytime soon. Thank you.
Okay, enough niceness, kudos, and assorted gayness. I'm a heel now - that means it's time to tear things up in the RDCW. Look forward to getting your asses kicked in 2005, boys!!!
"The Future Of Hardcore Is NOW..."
3/9/2004
Regarding Notwedge's battle royal, I'm always cool for Spandex and Rosalita to step into the ring as a tag team!
So far, for NotWedge's "Tag Team Mini-Rumble" -
The Dark Lords
Howlerama
Captain Sammitch and PenWing
Spandex Monkey Man and Rosalita - you should really think up a name for your team
I've got a name for the Spandex/Rosalita team!
The Rob's Damn Justice league!
Okay, gonna need one more post to finish the recap out.
Wowee!
The rumble is officially the best ever recap ever in the history of the RDCW ever!
Sounds good, Charlie.
So, too list the competitors so far, for NotWedge's "Tag Team Mini-Rumble" -
The Dark Lords
Howlerama
Captain Sammitch and PenWing
The RDJL (Rob's Damn Justice League)
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Wowee!
The rumble is officially the best ever recap ever in the history of the RDCW ever!
It's the greatest night in the history of great nights of this great sport!
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Sounds good, Charlie.
So, too list the competitors so far, for NotWedge's "Tag Team Mini-Rumble" -
The Dark Lords
Howlerama
Captain Sammitch and PenWing
The RDJL (Rob's Damn Justice League)
Any chance Los Monstros Azules could get in on the action too?
NotWedge's "Tag Team Mini-Rumble" -
1. The Dark Lords
2. Howlerama
3. Captain Sammitch and PenWing
4. The RDJL (Rob's Damn Justice League)
5. Los Monstros Azules
I assume the mini-rumble will be next week?
NotWedge, is there anything specific you want for this match? Please PM me with exactly what you have in mind.
It is done. The Rumble is officially over.
Regarding the swerve and the firing of Chris and James.
I created the Louie Bastardo persona in an effort to bring a little more variety to the RDCW, and also to see if I could help some people out who were struggling with the fact that they weren't doing as well as they felt like they should. Chris Oakley and King Snarf became the first two to join this new Bastardo Family, and they've done amazingly well. I think they've both hit their stride and found their niche.
Now storyline wise, Chris and James Fantastic initiated this Bastardo Family split angle without consulting anyone else in the group. Which annoyed me somewhat, because I felt the group as it was still had a ways to go. I wanted to see Nuriko get the Women's belt and JF get the Lightweight belt and have the group dominate for a bit longer before starting something like this.
Oh, well. *shrugs* I have been in contact with Chris since the angle, although I did not let him know about the upcoming swerve (element of surprise and all). Glad you dug it.
But this way plays into what they wanted. The video angle is not ruined, nor even really affected. And we now have the split group that Chris and James seem to have wanted.
On one side Bastardo Family 2.0: Snarf, Louie, JM, and Grace. On the other: Chris, James (yes? no?), Nuriko, Tommy, and Los Monstrous.
As far as notice of termination, the way it's presented in Louie's dialogue in the recap is correct. Remember back, a couple of weeks ago on Havoc, Louie gave everyone a choice. They could come back together as a group, or else. They made their choices, and Louie made his. Notice was given. If people do not pay attention to that, it can't be helped.
You have to remember, this is a fluid, responsive thing here and you need to be aware that when you initiate an angle that someone else may have a counterangle in return. That's just the nature of something like this. Which is why we need to work with each other as much as possible.
It's all good to work out our own angles and what we want to do, but we also have to realize that others are doing the same and be prepared to sometimes compromise and accomodate someone else.
Fair enough.
James is definetely gone from the Bastardo clan. He was fired, after all. And I have other plans for him now.
On the video angle, I agree that it isn't ruined, but it's a bit more diffuse. The angle has switched to Chris vs. Snarf and Joe, as opposed to general confusion about the traitor. I don't object to that, but it does make it a bit more difficult to run with it.
Also, Chris's video thing was entirely his own idea. I didn't know about it until after the first post.
VERY GOOD RECAP! Plus, I won the $10,000 Bounty! Yay me!
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Well, since it doesn't matter anymore, my opponent would've been ROY BATTY.
Your CHOICE of opponent would've been Roy Batty. But your CHOICE of opponent has always been subject to approval by the RDCW board of directors. And a non poster to challenge for the big title at RobbleMania? Please. . .
Trust me, I had taken all that into account, it would've been a GREAT angle.
I have an idea for Nuriko, when the next Havoc is posted. Not telling anyone, since I want to keep it a surprise, but let's just say she's not happy about the current situation. Yes, very unhappy indeed. You'll just have to watch, cause you don't wanna miss this!
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It is done. The Rumble is officially over.
No its not,you've locked the thread before the awards were posted!
Best. Recap. Ever.
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Regarding the swerve and the firing of Chris and James.
I created the Louie Bastardo persona in an effort to bring a little more variety to the RDCW, and also to see if I could help some people out who were struggling with the fact that they weren't doing as well as they felt like they should. Chris Oakley and King Snarf became the first two to join this new Bastardo Family, and they've done amazingly well. I think they've both hit their stride and found their niche.
Now storyline wise, Chris and James Fantastic initiated this Bastardo Family split angle without consulting anyone else in the group. Which annoyed me somewhat, because I felt the group as it was still had a ways to go. I wanted to see Nuriko get the Women's belt and JF get the Lightweight belt and have the group dominate for a bit longer before starting something like this.
Oh, well. *shrugs* I have been in contact with Chris since the angle, although I did not let him know about the upcoming swerve (element of surprise and all). Glad you dug it.
But this way plays into what they wanted. The video angle is not ruined, nor even really affected. And we now have the split group that Chris and James seem to have wanted.
On one side Bastardo Family 2.0: Snarf, Louie, JM, and Grace. On the other: Chris, James (yes? no?), Nuriko, Tommy, and Los Monstrous.
As far as notice of termination, the way it's presented in Louie's dialogue in the recap is correct. Remember back, a couple of weeks ago on Havoc, Louie gave everyone a choice. They could come back together as a group, or else. They made their choices, and Louie made his. Notice was given. If people do not pay attention to that, it can't be helped.
You have to remember, this is a fluid, responsive thing here and you need to be aware that when you initiate an angle that someone else may have a counterangle in return. That's just the nature of something like this. Which is why we need to work with each other as much as possible.
It's all good to work out our own angles and what we want to do, but we also have to realize that others are doing the same and be prepared to sometimes compromise and accomodate someone else.
This is exactly the point that has been made all along about involving other characters in your angles,nicely put!
There are plenty of non-posting characters that can be used in big angles,but if another regular poster is involved in an angle they should always be consulted first.
I for one would be very pissed off if for instance Joe Mama or Grimm (two guys that have had some connection with Nowhereman in the past) started posting anything big regarding Nowhereman (or any other likenesses) without consulting me first.
Lets say Grimm decided to make a post where the Hellions reformed,that would totally ruin where I'm going with my character.
If I then decided to write something that ruined Grimms direction,he would have no case to argue against it........you reap what you sow!
I back what Louie has done to get his angle back on course,he actually did it without ruining Oakleys angle,so more power to him.
In recent times I have used other characters in promos without contacting that person first,but in each case it has not deviated from their character or affected any of their storylines in a big way.
If I feel that my plans are more involving (like the time I attacked the Bastardos as Mystery man) I will contact at least one of the other parties to OK the move before I run with it.
The RDCW belongs to all of you who take part guyz n galz,but please remember some of us have a lot more invested in this,with all the work it took to get us to where we are now,and we'd hate to see it deteriorate into a place that aint fun to post anymore!
And on that note I'd like to take this opportunity to thank those guys who have taken the RDCW to where it is now.
Thanx to Grimm & thedoctor who not only helped me in the early days,but took on the main responsibilities when it became dificult for me to devote the kind of time needed to keep this forum running.
Thanx to Joe Mama,for stepping up & doing the same for Grimm & doc.
And now also thanx go to PenWing for the new co-ordination he has brought to the recaps.
I know this might sound like some kind of Oscars acceptance speech,but its now a full year since this started out & many said this would not last,but here we are & we are bigger than ever!
Hats off to posters like King Snarf,Notwedge,Sammich & Chris Oakley for what they have done over the last year,and welcome to guys like James & Charlie,lets make the RDCWs second year an even better one than the first!
*ps: If I didnt mention your name,dont feel bad its just that Joe Mama wrote this speech for me & he prolly doesnt like you!*
Thanks, Nowhereman.
Speaking of communication, there must be somebody who wants to take a shot at my title. I have some great match ideas that I'd like to set up over the next month, but I can't fight myself.
Even if you've never posted a promo before, I'll be glad to work with you. Just send me a PM. The more people who are interested in the Hardcore division, the better.
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*ps: If I didnt mention your name,dont feel bad its just that Joe Mama wrote this speech for me & he prolly doesnt like you!*
It's true, y'know. I'm responsible for about 90% of the posts here. And you thought I was just some slacker...heh.
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Thanks, Nowhereman.
Speaking of communication, there must be somebody who wants to take a shot at my title. I have some great match ideas that I'd like to set up over the next month, but I can't fight myself.
Even if you've never posted a promo before, I'll be glad to work with you. Just send me a PM. The more people who are interested in the Hardcore division, the better.
I would challenge you but I'm a total slacker!
See what I mean?
Damn you, NM...
By the way, I've unlocked the Rumble Undercard thread so Nowhereman can post the Award Winners.
Just waiting on the final deciding votes from Grimm,then I'll post the results!
I had to work late tonight. I'll get that out to you shortly. Great speech, btw.
Well done to all this years winners.
Believe me everything was done as fairly as possible.
Will try to go with a better process next year as there were many categories that everyone voted for something different & it had to go with a comittee points voting system!
Hopefully the new system will also encourage more people to vote!
Cool. Well done, all the winners, especially Notwedge. You rule! I voted for you to win the rumble an' all!
Anyway, let's get the new Havoc started. The sooner we do that the sooner we can set in motion all the cool plans we have for NWOOTC and Robblemania.
Thanks everyone. It's good to know I'm not just entertaining myself.
Now we see what gets you to posting around here. Friggin' egomaniac.
Notwedge rules!
NOTWEDGE! NOTWEDGE!
Now how about Havoc?
It's coming, you crooked toothed bastard.
Now comes the time when I either a) get the living daylights kicked out of me and never wrestle again, or b) win a dramatic and exciting triumph in true superhero style.
Frankly, I'm putting my money on a.
Gotta post the stipulation in the Intergender Tag match.
Plus, I've worked up a little surprise for our resident superhero.
Oh. Neat.
Could you announce all that asap? It's just that I want to get the write-up done asap as I'll be busy later in the week.
It's there. I was going to make it where you had to pin all four men, but thought that'd be overkill.
Nice stipulation.
Evil man.
Hang on. Does that mean I have to pin them all to win, and they only have to pin me once for any one of them to win?
No. Like I said, I thought that would be overkill.
Just updated my profile again.And if all goes well,I should have my latest promo posted by the time you read this.
King Snarf actually only came up about $2000 short of what he thought he was getting. That's still $8000 U.S.
My original plan was to have the reward end up being 10.000 tiny scraps of paper, each with a reason to eliminate Notwedge written on it (such as "he looks like a dink in that mask of his" and "I'm pretty sure I heard him say something bad about your ugly whore of a mother"), but I changed it because he was specifically saying "dollars" during the recap (you may notice, if you look at the first post, I carefully avoid having him specifically say there's money in the case). Still, giving someone Canadian money is pretty evil.
and damn funny, too.
Good work, everybody, and welcome to Slick Willie.
Well played.
NotWedge,
Do you want the lottery matches to take place the same night as the mini rumble, or do you want the mini rumble to take place in two weeks?
I've just posted my latest promo. Let me know what you think of it.
Should be up now. Technical glitch, I guess.
Boy, I'd hate to be Grace right now.
Great job, Champ...I dug your backstage vignette!
Alright. I posted a little something to Havoc. Let me know what you think.
Thank you. I liked it. It's no "mass debate" promo, but I liked it.
Romulan Ale is illegal in the Federation.
I posted an in-ring. It's longer than I wanted it to be - even with a few comments cut out - but it's there.
Posted a promo segment for Fantastic. The next post is reserved for Penwing's response, so could nobody post until he does?
I posted my response to James and updated my
profile .
Cool stuff, guys.
My promo will be forthcoming very shortly. I just need to check a few things with somebody before I write it up. Also, I'm updating both Howler and The Highwayman's profiles, and the combined one.
Promo is up. Next post is reserved for our new manager.
I'd like the Lottery matches next week and the mini Rumble the week after.
Why do we need to keep telling everyone when we post a promo?
Surely we can see this just by looking at the relevent thread!
Dammit, Nowhereman! STOP MAKING PERFECT SENSE!!!
B-but I wanted to.
I just tell people 'cos it's what I do.
I take big smelly shits but I dont tell everyone about it............err but I just did......fuck it!
Senor Marcum,Senor Doctor,we wish to have a match next week on Havoc against any team that is willing to face us.We are hiring new managers soon and we want to prove to them that we are the best tag team in the world.
Hey, Guys. I'm a little new around here, but I do have an angle lined up for my character, complete with a team-up and everything. I'm going to get my profile up soon, and I'll do a promo introducing him and the partnership (it's not one you'd expect, I can tell you that in advance)
Betcha never saw that team coming, didja?
And thanks for the greetings, guys, it's really nice to be here.
Nope...can't say that I did. Good promo. Of course, I may need to have some words with SPAMM...
I just took a big shit...............whoops,did it again!
Thanks for sharing that.
I won?!
To quote Ric Flair, WHOO!
Or to quote me, SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!!!!
Go you.
When's the new "Havoc" going to be posted?
As soon as the card is finalized. Probably sometime tonight. We're making the cards longer to try to accommodate the larger amount of activity we have now.
Can't you get one of the hippies to handle the menial chores?
Which hippies would those be? And where are my hippies? With all the Recaps, Roster Updates, and General Updates I do, I should have some hippies doing menial labor for ME! Or at least a bunch of chimps...
Actually, I'd prefer the chimps. They'd get more done.
Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt. Ate at the restaurant. Rode the rides. Bought the souvenirs. There's no need for a return trip.
He's still hurting,you can tell!
Those of you involved in the Table Royal, I will be writing up the match Saturday night, so you have an extra day to send me your ideas. I hope to incorporate everything you send me into the match.
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He's still hurting,you can tell!
You never call anymore...
Never did.........why change a habit of a lifetime..........bitch!
My profile's been updated,chaps; I finally got 'round to including my entrance theme.
Done the Howler/Grimm recap already, and I have a promo ready for when Joe's written his response to Bond's promo.
Knock yourself out, Charlie. Fire off the Recap to me and/or PenWing when you have the chance.
Cool. I'm having trouble with my recap, as I can't find anything much on URG to help me write it up. If anyone's got any tips I'd appreciate it.
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Done the Howler/Grimm recap already, and I have a promo ready for when Joe's written his response to Bond's promo.
Oh, that's my fault. I PM'ed him suggesting he hold up until we resovle the Bastardo issue that's been running on Havoc. I have a post to make in response to the Doc's, which I plan to make some time tomorrow, and then we go onto other issues.
Good promo, James. I liked it...it made me laugh and gave me some fodder for later this week or maybe next week. Kudos.
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Done the Howler/Grimm recap already, and I have a promo ready for when Joe's written his response to Bond's promo.
Consult the other poster before taking this liberty. This is supposed to be a cooperative venture for all of us to have fun with. Remember that everyone has plans for their characters just as you do. To keep everyone from stepping on each others' toes, talk to the person you have a match with. This is also why I try and stress for people to PM me or Grimm with plans for angles so that we can prevent people from stumbling over each other.
thedoctor also wants you all to send him nekkid pictures of yourself!
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Cool. I'm having trouble with my recap, as I can't find anything much on URG to help me write it up. If anyone's got any tips I'd appreciate it.
Not much on Urg. We call him the Caveman, if that helps. Joe has a list of everyone's moves, including the one's he has made up for the people who haven't done it themselves. Just send him a PM if you need any of that information.
Grimm, I sent you what Charlie sent me. Have fun with it.
James,
The Table Royal is to determine the #1 contender, who will name the type of match he wants to face me in at NWOOTC. The Hardcore Porn Title is not on the line in this match.
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thedoctor also wants you all to send him nekkid pictures of yourself!
But please wait a few days since Nowhereman has flooded my mailbox with his.
It's funny 'cause it's true.
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James,
The Table Royal is to determine the #1 contender, who will name the type of match he wants to face me in at NWOOTC. The Hardcore Porn Title is not on the line in this match.
Sorry, misunderstood. I've altered my promo now, so it makes more sense.
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Done the Howler/Grimm recap already,
Oops, sorry. I should've consulted you before writing the recap, but I've been really very rushed this week (I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do Charlie's Table Royal recap as it is) so I wanted to get the recap done asap. I apologise for not consulting you on it.
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thedoctor also wants you all to send him nekkid pictures of yourself!
But please wait a few days since Nowhereman has flooded my mailbox with his.
They werent of me,I was just re-routing all the pics Joe keeps sending to me!
If Joe keeps on shedding weight they'll throw him out of the sumo leagues.
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Done the Howler/Grimm recap already,
Oops, sorry. I should've consulted you before writing the recap, but I've been really very rushed this week (I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do Charlie's Table Royal recap as it is) so I wanted to get the recap done asap. I apologise for not consulting you on it.
S'all I wanted, was a little heads up "Hey, I got the match recap, is that cool?" Something like that.
You suck, Nowhereman. Keep me out of your dirty fantasies.
Stop sending me the pictures then!
Stop sending money to my Paypal account then!
Hah,cant send money to paypal at the moment,I owe them money!
Once again I prove your words to be lies!
Your saying so don't make it so, bubba! You single-handedly have paid for my trip, including spending money, to Dragon*Con this year!
You wont get very far on the $1.50 (Canadian) I sent you two years ago!
It's well-invested, pal. Along with the rest of the cash you sent. The great thing is that you sent pounds instead of dollars. Very helpful when making the exchange!
You must be mistaking me for ROY,he is a well know philantopist when it comes to gay Americana!
Uh,if we could get back to this week's Havoc...?
The NWM/JM Feud is a long-standing one.
I always thought RDCW stood for Robs Dirty Cum Whore.......shows what I know!
Who let HIM return?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Dont blame me,I only work here..............well I don't,but you get the idea!
Okay, you guys seriously need to get your love life in order.
Has anyone else noticed that created characters are the best jobbers in the business?
I'm still waiting for a few of you to send me or PenWing your match idea/write-ups. As soon as I get' em, they get posted. (I'd just do quick recaps for the matches I don't have, but what fun is that? You all do great stuff. You deserve the best.)
Try to get them to me by 4pm.
At this point, send them straight to Joe!
I'll write mine up asap. Charlie won't be around until wednesday or thursday, though, so don't wait for him.
I can't help but notice that Wednesday won the Table Royal. He must be the most successful wrestler who isn't active in the business.
Well, it's probably a tie between him and Chewy Walrus.
I wrote up the Tabel Royal last night and sent it to Joe for feedback, because I knew I forgot something, which he pointed out to me, so I added the thing in and sent it back and that's it. It was completed at eleven something EST last night, and that's only because I couldn't get online untill shortly before eleven. I was hoping to get some recap info from everyone by Saturday, but the only person who sent me anything was Nowhereman, and that was just about his entrance. That said, I used the polls to determine how well everyone did in the match, so if you don't like the result, it's your own faults for not sending me your ideas on time. But don't worry, nobody jobbed in this match. I made sure that everyone had at least one big move.
Sorry about having nothing. There's been exams at my school, so I had a whole extra workload, which is evil.
I'd, y'know, kinda have to see the recap before I could complain, but I don't think I will.
S'Okay, Charlie. Shit happens. This weekend is a great example of "everything that can go wrong...", and I'm just as guilty of that. The matches I don't get anything for will just be glossed over quickly, as I don't have time today to write anything too epic. Basic match description, finishing move, final blurb (if necessary).
Check for one abject ass-whuppin!
Although, I gotta say, the votes are a little odd. A non-active wrestler has a chance of taking the Hardcore title, and another beats Tommy in a one-on-one match?
By the way, can we contest the Big Cheese title before Robblemania?
Don't forget, guys, that everyone on the boards gets to vote whether or not they read these threads.
I got your PM, SPAMM. I don't see changing much. Maybe I'll make your victory a little more one-sided (to reflect the voting), but that's about it. Don't know what to tell you about the voting, though. I know who I voted for, and my leanings in title situations are always to actual posters.
As for the Big Cheese Title, I'm sure it'll be defended before Robblemania. Are you thinking about challenging for it?
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Although, I gotta say, the votes are a little odd. A non-active wrestler has a chance of taking the Hardcore title, and another beats Tommy in a one-on-one match?
That's how the voting often goes. It's like what Joe, PenWing, and I were discussing recently and what Doc just said. It's not just the forum posters who vote, it's most of the people on the boards. They don't actually read these threads and follow what we're doing, they just see the votes on the front page and pick someone. It's just a reality of the way it's set up. It happens. *shrugs* We just have to deal with it.
The unpredictability of the RDCW is what makes it so much fun to be a part of.
There are really only two options to get around that.
1. Eliminate voting completely and run it like a real wrestling company with wins and loses determined by the promoters. This is the way this started out, and it really didn't work. The voting brought more interest to the RDCW to the point of getting its own forum and the polls on the front page bringing people here.
2. Get more posters to offset the number of random votes in the polls. That means bringing in more people from across the internet. I know it's not easy. Grimm and I have found out how stubborn some internet geeks are (imagine that!). But it's really the only way to phase out posterless wrestlers from the rosters and generate more interest and participation from everyone else on the boards.
At the end of the day,Wednesday is a real person who is known by other posters,Tommy isnt!
The whole voting thing adds more interest to things anyway.
Look at the situation with Charlie,in our first match he won easily but since then I have had more votes than him.
Some of it might be down to people prefering a promo or something,the rest of it is down to exactly who votes that week.
For my money,any specially created ids are gonna always lose unless they are against another specially created id.
Familiarity is probably one of the best deciding factors in any of these votes!
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I got your PM, SPAMM. I don't see changing much. Maybe I'll make your victory a little more one-sided (to reflect the voting), but that's about it. Don't know what to tell you about the voting, though. I know who I voted for, and my leanings in title situations are always to actual posters.
As for the Big Cheese Title, I'm sure it'll be defended before Robblemania. Are you thinking about challenging for it?
Short answer: yeah. Long version: Hell Yeah!
No disrespect to Snarf, who I think's had a good run. But balanced against that is the fact that he's not around very much at the moment. Admittedly, I've no problem with his continuing to be a presence here (after all, Notwedge is a major player in the forum, and he only pops up once in a while). But, I'm not sure that he should be holding such a major title while he's sorta inactive.
Plus, the concept of a slightly bonkers superhero holding the major title in the RDCW is a hilariously bizarre one.
I don't honestly mind being beaten. For a start, that was my first match, and for another I envisioned URG as a big hefty man, quite likely to beat Tommy in a real life match.
I would agree that in order to eliminate posterless characters we need to get more guys in. In fact, I know a coupla guys that might be interested. I'll scout them out and see how they react.
I've been trying to get my best friend on here for almost a year. He's even got a great character ready to go.
My point? Don't get your hopes up.
That's actually a part of Snarf's gimmick, is him not being around a whole lot. Other posters who've won titles and vanished well. . .(I'm looking at you, TK-069 and Son of Mxy) that's a phenomenon I don't get at the moment.
Notwedge won a title and returned, which somewhat evens things up a bit.
No disrespect to Spamm, who should get a shot, he's done extremely well so far. But pre NWOOTC matches, I was seeing Snarf vs. James Fantastic continuing the feud that started in the Bastardo Family, or Snarf vs. Nowhereman, a long running RDCW feud that started at last year's Rumble. But these could also happen after NWOOTC and before RobbleMania.
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I don't honestly mind being beaten. For a start, that was my first match, and for another I envisioned URG as a big hefty man, quite likely to beat Tommy in a real life match.
I would agree that in order to eliminate posterless characters we need to get more guys in. In fact, I know a coupla guys that might be interested. I'll scout them out and see how they react.
Good showing for a first match. I lost my first match, which was against an alt-ID and a non-poster (I placed second). And lookit me now!
As far as the non-posting wrestlers are concerned, I think that the "promoters" will phase out more of the non-poster types as we get more people involved. James, Charlie, and Tommy are great additions and Notwedges return was a pleasant surprise. I've been trying to recruit my brother and a couple buddies, with little luck. But that's the thing: if you get someone else involved, that just makes this thing stronger and more fun. And it's one less alt-ID or non-poster to contend with.
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Short answer: yeah. Long version: Hell Yeah!
No disrespect to Snarf, who I think's had a good run. But balanced against that is the fact that he's not around very much at the moment. Admittedly, I've no problem with his continuing to be a presence here (after all, Notwedge is a major player in the forum, and he only pops up once in a while). But, I'm not sure that he should be holding such a major title while he's sorta inactive.
Plus, the concept of a slightly bonkers superhero holding the major title in the RDCW is a hilariously bizarre one.
I take a week off, and suddenly I'm inactive? Be careful what you wish for, SPAMM. I have a tendency of RETIRING people around here!
That's right! BSAMS? Gone! Velo? Gone! Stareena? Gone! TK-069? Gone! And that's what's gonna happen to PenWing at Robblemania, and you if you cross me!
Just think yerself lucky I aint after any titles at the moment!
Yes, because then I'd retire you, and you'd guilt trip me into helping you find a condo in Florida for you to spend your retirement in.
Uh...Stareena's still around, Champ. Ladies Tag Division...
Everyone else, though? DAMN STRAIGHT!!!
Stop trying to promote Florida!
I know we aint sposed to talk about your love affair with Disco Steve,but you make it very difficult when you keep obsessing over him so!
I'll be right back. When I get back, I may have to change the Table Royale Match. More to come...
What?! Joe is now a heel?
Joe, I WOULD LIKE TO FIGHT INSIDE OF YOU
I'm not fighting you, SoM. I consider you a friend. As a matter of fact, why don't you join me and King Snarf? The NEW AND IMPROVED Bastardo Family can always use someone of your...talent.
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Uh...Stareena's still around, Champ. Ladies Tag Division...
Oh really? Then why is it she stopped posting shortly after she had a match with me? Coincidence? I think not!
I'm not arguing with you, Champ. I'm just pointing out that she hasn't retired from competition, she's just moved on to tag team action.
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Uh...Stareena's still around, Champ. Ladies Tag Division...
Oh really? Then why is it she stopped posting shortly after she had a match with me?
did you try to hump her leg?
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Uh...Stareena's still around, Champ. Ladies Tag Division...
Oh really? Then why is it she stopped posting shortly after she had a match with me? Coincidence? I think not!
Cause she didnt like the fact you've had more boyfriends than her!
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Uh...Stareena's still around, Champ. Ladies Tag Division...
Oh really? Then why is it she stopped posting shortly after she had a match with me? Coincidence? I think not!
Cause she didnt like the fact you've had more boyfriends than her!
Nice recaps, everyone. PW, fantastic job of tying in all the angles for the recap of the CS/Oakers match.
Yes. Take all the accolades you can while you're able. Because after Robblemania, you'll be retired!
Shyeah, right.
SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!!!
I hereby challenge you to a non-title match on the next Havoc!
Who? PW or SMM? Because I think I'd kinda like a SMM/KS/PW triple-threat match.
I think he means Spamm.
Snarf,
Save the trash talk for the contract signing.
If Spandex is facing Snarf, I wanna face Joe Mama!
Well, I wanna beat Joe Mama, but facing him will do for now
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If Spandex is facing Snarf, I wanna face Joe Mama!
Well, I wanna beat Joe Mama, but facing him will do for now
This is a great post. Once me 'n' Oakley finish our feud, I'd love to work on something with James. Especially because of what went down at last week's Havoc.
Folks, let me say for the record:
Son of Mxy is BACK!!! Great...great...great...great...GREAT interview segment!!!
Thanks Joe.
The Gaysbian is definitely back!
It's a good promo, Mxy but a little confusing.
I'm in discussion with Tommy about our next set of promo's. They may be posted tonight or earlier, depending on when Tommy gets online
Next post reserved for Spandex Monkey Man.
That's coming up shortly.
I like the main roster thread, Marcum. It should help to keep things from getting confused, although I note that URG and Chewy Walrus have been omitted. Given that Chewy Walrus is a medium level name in RDCW, and that I have plans for URG, maybe they should be included.
They can be added in later.
Prepare yourselves for the Fear and Loathing Memorial Tag Team tournament. Fifteen tag teams participating in two brackets. The current tag champions, Notwedge and Captain of Outer Space, have received an automatic bye into the second round. This tournament is a part of the Road to RobbleMania and will run weekly concurrent to Tuesday Night Havoc up until the semifinals which will appear on Havoc and the finals will be held at RobbleMania. Enjoy.
Okay done. and let the Fear and Loathing Tag Team tournament begin!
Cool. Do we post promo's there, or is that not allowed?
I'm guessing it should be treated as a separate show/event, so go right ahead and post promos there, but they should only relate to the tournament. If I'm wrong, I'll leave it to Grimm to correct me.
If you want to write up recaps for it, send them to me over the weekend, but make sure to put Fear and Loathing Tag Team Tournament as the subject.
Just finished posting the RDJL intro. The new member shall be introduced later in the evening hopefully.
Maybe ya shoulda reserved the post in the Havoc thread!
You know, while I like the No Way Out preview, I would've prefered they used the "cookie bouquet" line.
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You know, while I like the No Way Out preview, I would've prefered they used the "cookie bouquet" line.
Great idea, champ!
The whole Havoc thing doesn't matter too much. They're both backstage at least. From now on though, the next post in Havoc is reserved for DK613.
Spamm, I understand what you're trying to do here, but you can't keep holding up Havoc. Certain posters only have particular periods of time in which they can post (like Notwedge, for example) and have to post when and where they can. I'm pretty sure that if DK613 is really interested in posting, he can manage to work himself in.
I get that,and I really have no problem with what Notwedge and The Doc posted, but we kinda had an angle worked out which my promo incorporated, so it makes sense to do it now.
The thing is it's been a whole day since A) DK posted his character and B ) since you reserved the post. Voting ends tomorrow I believe, and there are other posters who might need to post something (myself included). We can't wait an indefinite amount of time for someone to post. .
This Havoc is already RDJL heavy, you have to give other posters some room to work on their angles. I'm willing to give DK some time to post, but at a certain point, we're going to have to move on with or without him. There's no reason he can't do his debut post at NWOOTC, if necessary.
Okay, that's cool. It is kinda dominated by the RDJ, so I'll work out a new angle for NWOOTC. What I might do is like they did for Balls Nasty and have a teaser at the end of the thread.
I am waiting for Mr. Fantastic to respond to my challenge in the NWOOTC thread, but that does not mean others cannot post. So post, you humanoids!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Wednesday.
Welcome to the RDCW, Darkknight and Wednesday.
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Can we give him back?
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Welcome to the RDCW, Darkknight and Wednesday.
Good job. I like activity.
One minor correction for Wednesday, your match is at No Way Out of the Closet, not RobbleMania.
I'm going to TRY to write the recap for the Mini rumble, so please let me know if you have any ideas or suggestions for it.
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Good job. I like activity. One minor correction for Wednesday, your match is at No Way Out of the Closet, not RobbleMania.
That's probably my fault. I wrote the questions. Helping to run this place is very confusing.
Shit...is there a way to move posts around? Sorry, Grimm.
No worries. We'll just say your post takes place after mine.
Can I delete mine and post it after your's? I don't care when mine takes place. As long as there are still some mimes to abuse.
Just delete mine, and post our confrontation in yours, Joe.
No, your's looks fine. I was referring to how mine takes place right in the middle of BN and Grimm's confrontation.
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Can I delete mine and post it after your's? I don't care when mine takes place. As long as there are still some mimes to abuse.
Whichever.
Darkknight,could you create an alt id for your character,it helps things not get confusing & looks better if alt ids are created for all characters!
Wednesdays all growed up!
I can't help but notice that we got significantly less votes than we normally do. Is that a good thing or not?
Don't know what you mean, the voting average is pretty much the same as it usually is.
Well my match was a walkover..........damn,that means I gotta have a title match!
We WON the #1 Contender's Match?!? Uh...wow! Thank you to those who voted for us!
Yay us! I get to retire the Tag Team champions!
No you won't!
As for Grimm's comment, you're actually right. It just seemed like there were less to me because the voting was fairly spread out.
Working on the Fear and Loathing recap. Should be finished tomorrow. Still waiting to hear from a couple of people.
Nice job with the promo, Sammitch.
I do what I can.
Folks, a few of you haven't sent me anything for your matches. As a result, I'm not going to post the Recap until Monday afternoon. My only other choice is to do quick, one-paragraph Recaps (Havoc-style) of the matches that I don't have anything for. I don't want to do this for a PPV. So get something to me by 4pm. It doesn't even need to be a full Recap. Just give me some stuff to work with and I'll do the rest.
To those of you who've already done this, Thank you. The matches I have are all first-rate.
I'll try and get something up for my match with Son of Mxy ASAP. Sorry about not doing this before, but I wanted to see if SOM had any ideas on it, and I haven;t heard from him yet.
For the Elimination Chamber, I want to be sitting in my booth reading Highlights magazine, chuckling over the antics of Goofus and Gallant.
Yup. You've got your title back.
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Yup. You've got your title back.
No, his title was the IC belt.
Then who came up with the Eurotrash title?
Oh. Do we have any of the Title Belts?
I think the BattleWar was for the tag title.
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Oh. Do we have any of the Title Belts?
If you mean the pics we used to have, then mostly no. The majority of them got lost during a board upgrade when Gob emptied out the old file servers. Thank your Gob, kids.
I believe Nowhereman said he still has the IC belt pic, and I think SoM should have the Lightweight belt on his website still.
Anyone who wants to look up some belt pics and do some photoshopping and customizing, feel free to do so and send 'em to Doc, PenWing, Joe, or myself for adding to the current file server. Or possibly someplace less subject to upgrade spring cleaning.
If someone sends me the belts, I can put them up on the server and keep copies on my computer. If I keep copies along with Grimm, Joe, and Doc, that means the next time the board goes to hell we'll have four back ups.
I'd look into it, but I'm not sure where I could fnd any belt pics. I know Mxy has the Lightweight belt, I've seen it. If I can find a copy of a good belt pic, I'd like to volunteer to do my best with one or two titles, but I have no idea where to find any.
Do a Google or Yahoo image search for championship belts or wrestling belts. That's how I found the original belts.
Thanks. It might take a while, but I'll do my best. When I've found a good belt and managed to cobble something together I'll try and post an image of it on here
Contact Rob about the belts that were on his FTP as he still has all our old files!
Just tell him where it was saved on his FTP & he will email it to ya!
That would make things a lot easier, since those were kickass belts. Do you know where it was saved?
thedoctor would have saved them in his file somewhere & I assume SOM did the same!
The IC belt is the only one I have!
We'll get them back. In the meantime, we do need someone to make Lipstick Lesbian Tag Titles.
No promos during the recap.
I fired off a PM to "Ian".
No Way Out of the Closet 2005 is officially over! Congrats and thanks to everyone who participated and prepare for the fallout on tomorrow's Havoc!
Oh, da video angle section of my post was written by PenWing, off of Oakley's original video post.
Excellent promos, gentlemen.
I aim to please. Not Johnny Evil though, he'd just crumple up your praise and flush it down a public toilet. Then he'd laugh when the toilet got stopped up.
We're getting invaded!
Quick, somebody hide the booze and porn!
Eric Shitpot is the GM of RAW is poor!
Recap is started. Will finish probably tomorrow night.
Done a Spandex Monkey Man promo for Havoc.
Cool promo. I like the mention of those "other" promotions...
Spamm and/or Savitz, I will be writing up our tag match tomorrow. If you want to be in on it, send me something by 3 pm est.
Here's how this works:
Everyone at Havoc has 20 minutes to get to the ring.
So, basically it's a free-for-all. Total anarchy.
The winner of each bracket makes to the ring, where Hardcore Battle Royal rules apply.
Once the results are in for the first poll, a new poll will be posted for the Battle Royal, which will end on Sunday.
You have from Thrusday to Saturday to send me your write-ups. I want to know what you were doing during those 20 minutes. Were you in the can? Were you playing poker? Were you with a lady? Were you kicking the crap out of your rival?
Get in touch with the person/people you want to work with on this. Let me know why you didn't make it to the ring. For those who do make, let me how got there.
For those of you who are not on the list, if you want to be in the Battle Royal, let me know. You'll also have to let me know how you get to the ring.
Start conspiring. This is going to be a fun match.
JOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What? What do you want???
Two Havocs in a row,and no match!
Anyone would think I didnt want a match!
Well its hard to do promos to build up the latest wrestler into the RDCW when you dont have a match!
I feel funny posting when I dont have a match!
I know its a lot of work,but two weeks running I aint been on Havoc yet guys who dont even post here are making the cut!
I am Triple N,there should not be a single show without my presence,and I should get at least 12 promos per show!
How about opening the show with the first promo, and telling everyone that come the battle royal, you're kicking everyone's asses.
Just a thought.
You do have a match of sorts, you're in the running to go in the battle royal, along with lots of others.
And of course, there's your match for next week. . .but that would be telling.
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Joe Mama said:
What? What do you want???
WWWWWAAAamnsnsqhudsaujh Waaannnnnnnnnttttttt HHHHHUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGG
Aw, Pookie! Of COURSE I'll give you a hug!
Just don't call me "Joes" and I won't call you "Peejs"...
By the way...any plans to visit vengeance upon Balls Nasty?
*nods head like a retard*
PenWing,if there are any spots still open in the 20-Man Battle Royal,I'd like to be in one of them. It would be a perfect way of ratcheting up the intensity of my ongoing war with the Bastardo Family.
Chris have you not read the thread about this yet?
Chris, you're in the poll.
It seems a lot more people made it to the ring than I anticipated. Nine of you will be in the actual battle royal.
This is who makes it:
Hardcore Porn Battle Royal
-King Snarf
-Chris Oakley
-Grimm
-Darth
-Johnny Evil
-Spandex Monkey Man
-Nowhereman
-PJP
-Nuriko
I want to know how. I need to know by Saturday night. And if you didn't make it, why?
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Nowhereman said:
Chris have you not read the thread about this yet?
Sorry,no.I've been up to my corneas in the proverbial alligators.
The Battle Royal Poll is up. Thanks, Grimm.
You do realize that five of the people in this already have RobbleMania matches, right?
They can wrestle twice, consarn it! Why, back in my day, we wrestled three matches on a SLOW night! We built the ring, promoted the HELL outta our shows, wrestled twelve times a night, broke down the ring, and drove to the next town! We even had time to sell our "Snake Oil Brand Muscle-Making Juice" and kiss the pretty girls! You newfangled rasslers are soft, by gum! By crackee!
Your teeth fell out and rolled under your rocking chair, grampa.
M'oh Shhhhhhhipppppptt!
AGH! MY HIP!!!
Just signed! Age in the cage! Joe Mama vs the Huckster in a replacement hip on a pole match!
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Grimm said:
You do realize that five of the people in this already have RobbleMania matches, right?
It's Robblemania!
Besides, you wanted a Battle Royal, and now, you have a Battle Royal. After 20 minutes of total anarchy which are shaping up nicely.
I have already heard from Joe and Sammitch, so we know what's going on with them, PenWing, and Snarf. And I know what's happening with Nuriko. Nowhereman sent me something, too. I have an idea of what's going to happen with Balls Nasty and the Dark Lords, although I would like some detail on that (as soon as you can sketch something out, Grimm). I have also heard from Chris, and I like what he has come up with.
I need to hear from Spamm and Johnny Evil. I need to know what the RDJL is doing. I need to know what everyone is doing. And if I don't hear from someone, well, I won't be held responsible for what's written.
I can only tell you that this will be really good.
Folks, I need any Recaps or Recap-related stuff for the rest of this week's Havoc by noontime on Sunday. So make sure you get it to me or PenWing ASAP. Thanks.
Fired off my recap to Penwing. I'm planning to do a promo concerning the invasion shortly.
Thanks to Spamm for his recap.
Thanks also to Joe, Grimm, Nowhereman, Charlie, James, Chris, and Johnny for sending me ideas for the 20 minutes of anarchy.
Johnny, I'm sorry I couldn't use what you wanted. I hope you like what I did do. It just sort of came to me.
Grimm, thanks for the Balls Nasty/Rex match.
Joe, thanks for the women's and Fear and Loathing match. No rush on those.
Havoc should be up tonight. This is the final Havoc before Robblemania. Think big promos, everyone.
I forgot to also thank Sammitch. Joe and I got a jump on what we were writing, but Sammitch did send me some thoughts, and that's all I was really asking for.
Thanks!
I send out PMs to most of the people with matches this week. This is the final week before Robblemania (Sunday)!
Havoc will be up this evening.
For the record, PenWing did everything you're reading in the Recap with minimum input from me. I'll be writing up the Wimmen's Match and our Tag Match, but I want to take a moment and thank PenWing for his work...I had no ideas for this past week and PenWing really ran with the ball. Thanks, man.
The rest of the Recap will be finished later this afternoon.
Just a few thoughts/comments...
You all are doing great as far setting up and running your feuds. The stuff that PenWing and all of you have sent me has been top-notch. Keep up the great work. If you have any promos (like the Godfather-style one I did, for example), feel free to either post 'em yourself or send them to one of us and we'll make them part of a "Preview".
If you can get your match Recaps to us by Saturday (Sunday at Noon - EST - at the latest), you be doing us a HUGE favor. I don't like how late the Recaps have been over the last couple of weeks, so I'm trying to work 'em out earlier so they can be posted earlier. Any help you give is appreciated.
Just so there's no confusion, Invasion is a real thing (it's not just me goofing around on the WWE). It'll have an actual PPV - I'm shooting for May. So, if you want to face off against a WWE competitor (or a parody of), send off a PM to me and I'll include that wrestler in a promo.
I know Fantastic wanted to face off against Shawn Michaels, and i want to beat the living shit out of the Cabinet, so there's two already.
Let me know who you're aching to fight and I'll do what I can to set up promos and backstage stuff. Don't worry about names...I'll take care of those (though I'll always listen to suggestions).
Last week's Havoc is finally over and fully Recapped. Once again, I'm sorry it was so late and thank everyone who sent a Recap for helping.
Will Mr.Tuesday nite,Rob Van Dyke be at the PPV?
I have an idea for a PPV to mirror the ECW PPV in June,and I wanna use some old ECW alumni,but parodies of course,so wouldnt want the characters to clash with the WWE parody guys!
I'll speak to guys like Grimm,doc n Joe to iron out the details but I have some really cool ideas for those of you who end up being involved!
You may have noticed that the tag titles are on the line this week, along with a bunch of other, more creative matches. I'll be the first to admit that we've gotten a bit stale over the last few months. We've been really focussed on the big picture, but I think we've forgotten why we started this in the first place. So everyone should expect titles to be on the line more often between PPVs. Also, if anyone has any match ideas, let Joe Mama, Grimm, The Doctor, and/or PenWing know what you have in mind. This week is just the beginning of what I hope will be a return to what was going on back when the rWo was running this place. The big picture is more or less in place, and we have a lot of solid stables to work with. Kudos to everyone who helped make that possible.
We have an Invasion story in the works, but that won't happen until after Rehash. Let us know of any ideas you have for this. It's going to be a lot of fun.
New moderator announcement buhgawd!
DROP TOE HOLD!!
Kneel before me........I need servicing!
WOODSHED!
Nice promos, but, Nowhereman, this is the last Havoc before Robblemania, so you might want to tweak your post.
No its not!
Robblemania isnt til the end of next week!
Wrestlemania is April 6th!
Can someone clarify why there is not a Havoc next week.
I will change my promo if there isnt,but I'm gonna leave it for now as up til this point an RDCW PPV goes up after the WWE namesake PPV!
Next Tuesday is the 29th March & WM is the 6th April,so by my reckoning there should be a Havoc show!
Grimm wants Robblemania to finish the night of Wrestlemania. That way, we can hopefully get our recaps up that night, and everyone can read something that's actually entertaining. At least, that's my guess. I thought there would be four Havoc's as well, back when we were planning things out.
Not trying to be picky but shouldnt we have been notified of this?
I havent seen any reference to the latest Havoc being the last one before RM.
Ok,I might have overlooked something,but there should have been an anouncement here or something!
If this is the case my whole promo is useless & I gotta completely rethink it!
Ok,just noticed it does mention its the final one in the opening blurb this week,but I just feel it should been posted here in advance as I been working on this angle for a while now and as I didnt have a proper match the last two weeks I've not been able to expand on it!
Sorry about that. I made sure to write that this was the final Havoc before Robblemania. It's the last line before the poll. Unfortunately, no matter how many enters I pushed, the poll still posted right beneath it. I'll change the color, something I should have done earlier.
Deleted the post cause to be honest I cant really think of a promo to follow it now!
Heads up,everybody:I'm going to update my profile before the end of this week so it reflects my affiliation as a member of the Bond Brigade.
For the last several months, the RDCW PPVs have come at the end of the month. It just makes setting up the Havocs and PPVs easier. When we were doing them to coincide with the WWE PPVs, we had some trouble with a few being posted late. Moving them to the end of the month wasn't something that was openly discussed, it just sorta happened.
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Joe Mama said:
For the last several months, the RDCW PPVs have come at the end of the month. It just makes setting up the Havocs and PPVs easier. When we were doing them to coincide with the WWE PPVs, we had some trouble with a few being posted late. Moving them to the end of the month wasn't something that was openly discussed, it just sorta happened.
Yes but until now there was at least one WWE PPV per month,something that we have not had in March this year for some reason!
Our PPVs have always been after the WWE PPV,not before!
March will be Robblemania. April will be Rehash. May is the Invasion-style PPV that I'm working on. June sounds like it'll be your PPV.
For some time now, we've been working with three Havocs a month plus one ppv a month. That's just the way the schedule works out most of the time.
Doc and I don't watch WWE, so we don't know when their pay per views are, thus we don't follow that schedule. Thus the above schedule worked out. Three Havocs and one ppv every month. Thus, our ppv this month is RobbleMania.
This is the way things have evolved for us. We have to have a bit of a schedule and some organization to keep up with what everyone wants to do as well as accomplish these things we all want to do.
I'm more interested in doing what works for us than trying to blindly follow WWE's schedule. And right now, this is it. Unless of course, you have a better idea.
The date of RobbleMania is March 28, 2005. It's been posted in the promos and the recap thread many times.
In case you haven't seen it already,I have a new promo up on the Havoc thread.
Whenever you're ready, post away. Good to have you back.
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TK-069 said:
I want back in.
NOOOO!!!
I mean... I don't care.
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TK-069 said:
I want back in.
Nice to have you back. It's always good to have ex-champs knocking around, and it'd be a great opportunity for another Bastardo feud.
Just to clear up something from Spamm's post. The Fear and Loathing winners do NOT get a tag title shot at RobbleMania. They will be in line for a title shot, however. But the tag champs already have matches at RM and we are trying to move away from double booking people.
Apologies for any confusion.
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TK-069 said:
I want back in.
It's too bad you're retired!
It's toooo badddddddddd yoooooooo Fafaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeee SSSSSNNNNNAAARRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
I think your keyboard is sticking.
No My chcaracter is a reatrd who can't talk......I'm basing him after you.
yes.....you don't spell well either......when I get into character I take it very seriously.
I have impeccable spelling, which is just one of the many reasons that I am the greatest World Champion of all time!
Just posted my first promo on the Robblemania XXI thread...waiting for Wednesday's response.
That reminds me, Wednesday's been kinda absent as of late, hasn't he? I've seen him post on other forums and stuff, but nothing here.
That's one of the reasons I posted the promo;I was hoping it might encourage him to post more.
You need to nudge Wednesday a little. Send him a PM, and if you have any ideas for him, lay them out. Also, you might want to give him a deadline. Hopefully, Joe will have the recaps up soon. There might be some stuff in there that you can use. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, and all that)
I'd like to thank everyone who helped with the recaps. You know who you are.
Joe, love your match.
Oh, and welcome back to the Daddy Mack!
Thanks, PenWing. For the third week in a row, you were a huge help. I hope everyone enjoyed the Recap.
I have one request: going forward, could you please get your Recap stuff to PenWing and/or myself no later than noon (EST) on Sunday? That'll ensure that I get the Recap up in a more timely manner. If you're going to be later than that, let us know so we can at least have everything else finished. Thanks y'all.
Welcome back, TK.
There's a new wrestler coming to the RDCW. I don't know who signed him/her (maybe it was me...maybe not). I don't know what his/her agenda is. But I do look forward to his/her introduction either at Robblemania XXI or at the following Havoc. Just giving advanced warning.
I've done another promo for Robblemania.
I'm not sure when the recap for my match with Nowhereman will be. I'm holding off on writing it until I hear from Nowhereman with ideas.
As long as we get it by the deadline, Joe and I will be happy.
"How's he supposed to use his move if I don't catch the chair?"
Priceless.
Senores,we have just posted a new promo segment on the Robblemania 21 thread. We are waiting for El Superbeasto's reply.
Does El Superbeasto know that you're waiting for a reply? Because, if he doesn't, you'll be waiting a long time and disrupting the flow of the PPV which, considering its magnitude, is not a good thing.
There will be no holdup! El Superbeasto is come to ravage and destroy the blue putas!
Do not flatter yourself,Superbeasto! Los Azules will annihilate you!!
Correct! RobbleMania will be an historic event for the Family!
El Superbeasto will annihilate Los Blue Putas!
Sneaky Bunny will take the women's title!
The Legbreakererses will snap Bibbo and I-Man in half!
Johnny Evil will teach Spandex Monkey Man what it's all about!
Joe Mama will end Captain Sammabitch's career!
And King Snarf, the greatest RDCW World Champion in history, will retire not one, but two opponents in one match!
No one can stop the Family! Oh, and Jimmy Faboo and Nowhereman, don't think we don't have something instore for you two as well.
So, who's writing the recaps for those matches?
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Louie Bastardo said:
Correct! RobbleMania will be an historic event for the Family!
El Superbeasto will annihilate Los Blue Putas!
Sneaky Bunny will take the women's title!
The Legbreakererses will snap Bibbo and I-Man in half!
Johnny Evil will teach Spandex Monkey Man what it's all about!
Joe Mama will end Captain Sammabitch's career!
And King Snarf, the greatest RDCW World Champion in history, will retire not one, but two opponents in one match!
No one can stop the Family! Oh, and Jimmy Faboo and Nowhereman, don't think we don't have something instore for you two as well.
Don't flatter yourself,Louie.
El Daga and Senor Perdicion will make sushi out of El Supertwerpo.
Spandex Monkey Man will send Johnny Evil back to Chicago--IN A HEARSE.
Snarf's reign as RDCW world champion will come to an abrupt and inglorious end.
Captain Sammitch will carve Joke Mama up like sushi.
And the only thing that's going to get broken are the Legbreakerses' egos.
THE BASTARDO FAMILY'S GOING DOWN,AND I'LL BE THERE TO DANCE ON THEIR MUTHAFUKKIN' GRAVE!!!!
That is where you are wrong, Oakley! Once I am finished with the blue putas, I am coming for you! And I am going to wrap my hands around your throat and squeeze the life from your pitiful little body! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIVA EL SUPERBEASTO!!! MIGHTIEST OF LUCHADORES!!!!!!!
Nothing can stop El Superbeasto - except the NIS.
By the time Los Azules get through with him,the INS will have to scrape him off the mat with a nail file.
Chris, does it still hurt to know that the Bastardo Family chewed you up and spat you out in the Bastardo Elimination Chamber? Does the knowledge that we have dominated you at every turn sting? It must be a sad existence when you can't let go of the past or face the realization that Louie Bastardo made you and it was Louie Bastardo who broke you.
Sink into obscurity, Chris. Before we put you completely out of your misery,
You guys got lucky,that's all.And at Robblemania XXI,your luck will run out once and for all.
There is no luck, Chris. The Family makes our own luck. We go out and succeed because we dare to! These are the lessons I tried to impart to you, and for a time, I thought you were learning them. But something happened to you. You got weak. You got soft. You forgot what got you on top. And now look at you, pathetic, wallowing in the slime at the bottom of the CheeseDome. It makes me sick to look at you.
I thought after NWOOTC, you'd have the sense to just crawl away into a hole somewhere. But apparently not. But that's okay. Because once El Superbeasto is done with your two blue pinatas, he's gonna finish you once and for all!
Yeah, I guess it was luck that drove a World Series Trophy replica through your eggshell skull. Luck that saw you get decimated in the Bastardo Elimination Chamber. Luck that kept Los Meatballs Azules away while the Legbreakers and I destroyed you. Face facts, Chris: There's "lucky" and then there's "great". We're great, you're neither.
I'll tell you one thing- It wasn't luck that ensured my long reign as champ; it was all me, baby! Wooo!
Hey,Snarf,here's a towel--you'll need it to wipe the egg off your face after you lose the RDCW world title.
you might wanna keep that boy, you'll need it for when you crap yourself
Oh how the fools bicker like children.
Do they not realise how insignificant they are compared to true power?
One day they shall all feel may wrath!
Ah,the incoherent ramblings of a faded ex-star who doesn't realize that the parade has long since passed him by.
well i'm glad you've gotten to that first step of self admittance.
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Chris Oakley said:
Ah,the incoherent ramblings
Do you know what incoherent actually means,you little pissant?
Once upon a time there was a so called "superstar" called Oakley,he thought himself to be a big man,until three things brought him to his knees:
A girl
A Chilean
Milk
The Nowhereman would rather be a faded star than a never was!
And as for faded stars Chris,please tell me which title it is that you hold right now?
*sigh*
Can we keep the trash talking to the Robblemania thread, people?
Actually, this is a better place for it. Put it in the PPV thread, and you disrupt the in-rings, promos, and such.
hurm....hope yuh still got that towel oakley.
It's amazing how many alt ids Bastardo posters have to vote with.
what? last i checked the polls where by IP address.
There is a way round it that I spotted tonight!
I need to speak to Rob about it as there was blatantly some vote rigging going on!
Just look how many votes there were for all the matches!
Well...this lessens my excitement about a FULL BASTARDO SWEEP!
The vote totals are admittedly very high.
yeah, but minus the totals for teh bastardos i think the results are high or i could be wrong...dunno, damn progem hates polls.
Jaysis. That. . .that is a helluva lotta votes.
In character...
Sneaky Bunny, let's leave these losers to whine about the vote totals. You, me, and the rest of the Family have some celebrating to do!!!!!
Out of character...
Is there a way to prevent ballot-stuffing?
It'd involve tracking of IPs very carefully, making the mods' jobs too much of a bother to be enjoyable. Any complete fix would make this forum too much of a chore to run, I think.
Besides that, there's no way of knowing if the results without ballot-stuffing would be different, meaning a revote might change the outcomes completely.
That's what Rehash is for.
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Joe Mama said:
The vote totals are admittedly very high.
Well, it IS Robblemania, the grandest spectacle of them all!
The poll's been up on Front Page. That's why so many people have voted. And I know for a fact it's voted for by IP Address, as I reently borrowed JF's computer but couldn't vote.
All the polls are up on front page. Have been since front page was implemented. Every week, the RDCW poll is on there.
That's right! That means my win is LEGITIMATE! I am the greatest RDCW World Champion of all time!
The poll wasnt on there after the board changed,or it was but you couldnt see it if you had already voted!
Sadly now the Front page allows vote stuffing!
If this happens again Rob & I have agreed to remove it from the front page if he cant work out a fix!
I really do hope it wasnt any of the regulars here as a lot of people work hard on this forum,and this is just spitting in their faces!
As much as I wouls like to think we had that many genuine votes,I really do not believe this is a realistic figure!
At least nobody can call this sour grapes seeing as I won!
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sneaky bunny said:
you might wanna keep that boy, you'll need it for when you crap yourself
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Actually,I'm saving it to choke the life out of that child-raping shithole Rex.
If you can't tell already, the Recap's up. I had no idea what to do with the Chicago-Style Match, and I didn't get anything from SPAMM or JE, so I did the best I could there. I threw together as much humor and "action" as I could. Should one of these fine competitors hook me up with actual match details, I'll post them. For now, enjoy the nonsensical ramblings of a lunatic mind...
Sick bastard...
Who? Me??
Now, the recap is up.
This is just the beginning!
When Snarf pushed Lothar off the ring apron, he called the match. I wrote somewhere in their that bell rings, and Monroe(?) yells that Lothar called the match as Snarf goes after Meeko.
hurm...my ears must be clogged i didn't hear that...i'll go back later.
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Snarf does notice this, and he goes to exit the ring. Lothar gets back onto the ring apron to try and stop him, but Snaf pushes him out of his way. Lothar hits the ground and signals for the bell.
Monroe: Lothar called the match, and now Snarf's going after Meeko!
It's right after the .
Um... Can a triple threat end in a no-contest or a DQ?
Has it ever happened before? I don't know.
I don't see why not. The ref can't throw out the champ for striking him. Add that to the hell that broke loose, and you get a no contest. That leads to a rematch at Rehash. I got this approved when I first planned it out, so that's the way it is. And Stone Cold had nothing to do with it.
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King Snarf said:
Um... Can a triple threat end in a no-contest or a DQ?
Yes it can.
Especially when it means that a Bastardo Family member keeps the Title as a result.
True, but the poll results show that I won. Now, I'd have no problem with a no-contest if it were a tie between me and either/both Penwing and/or SoM, but the recap struck me as something of a cop-out. Now, not to say the recpa should show me squashing them either- I'd similarly have no problem with me winning in an underhanded, conniving, Christian-esque fashion.
Still, I'm still the champ, so I can't be too upset.
Are you saying that Christians are underhanded and conniving?
...I know, I know...
You know what I meant! Though, perhaps I should've said "Captain Charisma-fashion" to avoid any mix-ups...
In case anybody's interested,I'm in the midst of working out a new angle with El Superbeasto;I don't want to give anything away,but I will mention that the opening of the angle involves a bit of a departure from my usual in-ring tactics. I've PMed The Doctor to get his take on the proposed angle,and I'm waiting to hear his reaction before Superbeasto and I go forward with it.
Well, Rob has informed us that he has taken the polls off of the front page. However, he has also informed us that he looked into the IP situation and he says probably 85-90% of the voting was legit.
So, while there may have been some stuffing going on, it probably didn't effect the outcomes much, if it all.
Thoughts? Conclusions?
Relief that it's legit, gratitude for Rob's work, and pride at just how popular this forum has become. It's a testament to the people who contribute that so many people got involved with deciding the outcome of the greatest promotion around!
It's a testament to the fans love of me!
I'm still not convinced it was that genuine when you consider how low SOM was voted.
If the voting was by people who dont normally participate in the RDCW,surely SOM has more friends on this board than Snarf or PenWing.
The girly man gets about more than ROY BATTY in a room full of man whores!
But SOM hasn't been posting on the boards lately either. The last time was a few weeks after the Rumble, and I only remember it being in this forum. Out of sight, out of mind.
I think we're underestimating the number of people aware of this forum and what we do. I know a few posters who don't participate or even read the promo's we're doing, but they still vote on the polls because they pop up on the front page. During the board restructuring Rob recently did, there was even a proposal by a to move the forum up higher on the main page because of all the attention it's been getting. 2005 been's a banner year at the Cheesedome.
Myabe we should start a new thread for non participating posters to make comments about this forum? I know they can do that in the Kayfabe room, but maybe the size of the thread discourages them from posting? What if we had a "comments, thoughts, and opinions - i.e. How are we doing?" thread for non participants to post in?
Just to clarify, is the next post in the havoc thread reserved?
No. If you're ready to post, go ahead. But don't reserve anything after that. The Bastardo Family just arrived. Unless it says they are posting next, there is room for someone else.
Made the post. Tommy's gonna make the follow-up posts later.
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accompanied by all the members of the RDJL and Nuriko. Nuriko looks noticeably shaken,
I think you meant Rosalita.
Sorry for the lack of posts lately (and particularly for not having a recap for Robblemania. I had such evil, evil plans for it). I just moved into a new apartment and NOTHING is set up yet. Once it is, you'll have more of me than you can stand.
We look forward to that.
Nice set of recaps, everyone. Kudos to Spamm and Joe for the main event, it ruled. Roll on next week, I want more cool beatdowns from Nowhereman! (Just call me RDCW's Hurricane)
You really are a glutton for punishment aincha!
The Bastardo Family (Joe Mama specifically), gets the first post!
Okey dokey. I'm gonna hold off on posting until I've got some idea of what to do with my grievous injuries last week (I don't want to just not sell it, that's no fun at all), so I may not post until later in the week.
What did you think of the Recap, SPAMM? I put in everything you suggested/requested.
It was great. Infinitely preferable to another five man match I could mention...
*cough*End of the Invasion!*cough*
WWE's Invasion match? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...that might just give me an idea...
INVADED!!! is on the horizon. Billionaire Vince wants the RDCW...who will stand against him?
Heh heh hehhhhhhhhhh...
Count me in. Bring em on! Bring 'em ALL on! WHOO!
Thats nothing,wait til June for the Evil Cunt Wrestling reunion!
Who's gonna be at the ECDub reunion?
All will be revealed closer to the time,but I have a cool idea that will allow anyone to participate!
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JE: So, you didn't see anything suspicious?
Spamm: Not suspicious, no. Sickening, yes. Mind-judderingly scary, yes. Making you want you to laugh and cry at the same time, yes. But not suspicious.
JE: Well, what is it you actually saw?
There is a horrified pause
Spamm: Our chicago rules match from Robblemania.
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SpandexMonkeyMan said:
Spamm: Anything to stop you from winning, Evil. And I'm not the one who who suspended the red sox fan over a pit of hot coals.
JE: Hey! Evil, remember?!
Spamm: Fine, fine. But hey, the look of Joe's face when you stuffed him in his own locker was priceless!
JE: Oh yeah.
The pair struggle not to laugh at this memory
Sudden Death Rules!
Recap = brilliant! I was just thinking the other day that I should've told Joe my pipe should blow bubbles...
Thanks guys. I appreciate the kind words. I kinda figured that you'd want the bubbles, King Snarf.
One small quibble- when the ladies invited me in, it would've been funny if I had lifted the magnifying glass to my eye and then gone in, so I could've gotten a better look.
I was gonna do it, and I don't have a reason why I didn't - lets's chalk it up to "if the Heavyweight Champion had gone in, the Divas would've been Bastardos by show's end...gotta keep a balance!"
That's right! Once you go Snarf, you never go back!
that explains a whole lot.....
You know you love me! I'm like the Teacup ride at Disney Land- I induce feelings of nausea, but I still get some of the longest lines to ride!
Send your recaps directly to Joe this week. I won't be on over the weekend until maybe Monday night, and by then Rehash should be up.
That said, please get everything to Joe before Sunday, so that he can get the recaps up before Grimm posts Rehash on Sunday night.
Joe will be reserving the next post. Afer that, anyone can post.
Thanks, Sammitch. You and PenWing gave me a lot to play with.
Just posted a promo to Havoc.
In case you guys are still trying to figure out the card for Rehash,I just posted a promo segment on this week's Havoc thread that might give you some ideas. Read it over and let me know what you think.
I think you're friggin' nuts!
You just now figured that out?
Posted a promo to Havoc. Not that great, I know, but I was rushed for time.
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Captain Sammitch said:
I think you're friggin' nuts!
Well,Sammitch,like I said in my promo,I'm not afraid to roll the dice if I think the rewards are worth the gamble.
We've still got some open slots for Rehash, so if you've got match requests, get 'em in before Sunday night, because that's when it's going up!
I think, with my gimmick of being lame and proud of it, I should do a promo on the next Havoc demanding that the Hell in a Cell match be changed to a Hell in a Kennel match.
The next Havoc is now, Champ.
Quiet, you! Don't ever correct the champ!
Your time is gonna come soon "chump"!
Says you! I am the ass-kicking, pussy-licking, slick dancin', romancin, on the ball, off the wall, Magnificent Bastard King Snarf!
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Quiet, you! Don't ever correct the champ!
Soon to be ex.
Feh! I will go down in history as the greatest champ of all time!
Grimm...King Snarf WILL retain his Heavyweight Cheese Title. I WILL destroy Captain Sammitch en route to retaining my Inter-Cunt-Inental Title. Rehash WILL be another night of greatness for the Bastardo Family! And, before you start running at the mouth about that clown Darth and how you came back from the "Dark Side", remember who sent you there in the first place and who can do it again!
The Enforcer has spoken!!!
I am already the longest reigning RDCW World Champion! 138 glorious days and counting!
ahhh, I'm going to enjoy watching you clowns when you fall from grace. And I don't mean Louie's assistant. Rehash? Rehash is just a pitstop on the highway. . .to Hell.
I'd like to fall ON Grace! Hey-o!
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pussy-licking
You lick yourself?
You sick freak!
Just one thing. I've noticed that Johnny Evil has won the lightweight battle royal, yet it has been stated in his promo that he isn't a lightweight. Does that mean that he still gets the belt, even though he's technically ineligible? Just something to consider.
I think he did a brief segment about that in the thread somewhere.
That's what alerted me to the problem, but I just wanted to make sure it was up here so Joe and whoever could work out an answer.
Yes. Because he's Eeeeeviiiiiiillllllllllllllllll. . .
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That's what alerted me to the problem, but I just wanted to make sure it was up here so Joe and whoever could work out an answer.
It's not a problem, it's a storyline. Get it?
Okey dokey. All the same, It's kinda annoying when lightweights are denied holding a bekt 'cos of Bastardo cheating, the fiends!
PS:
Its like the time Oklahoma held the cruiser belt in WCW!
Hopefully it'll be more entertaining than Oklahoma, although I did get a laugh out of his announcing. "That's how you call a match, Tony!"
I've done some slight reshuffling on the Rehash card, taking into account the Lightweight Battle Royal result and one or two other things. I think it will work out for everyone.
Okay, where's all the piss and vinegar? It's Rehash, baby!
They don't have anything to say because they know how Rehash is gonna go down! It's gonna be another night of victories for the Bastardo Family as those losers and chumps go down in defeat!
In fact, I'm so confident that we'll win ALL of our matches, that I'm going to go ahead and announce that on the next Havoc, we're going to have the biggest Bastardo Family celebration yet! Capped off with a Donkey Lovin Tag Title match! King Snarf and Joe Mama vs. Captain Sammsabitch and PinkyWing!
Posted to Rehash. In yer face, Louie yer fat turd!
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They don't have anything to say because they know how Rehash is gonna go down! It's gonna be another night of victories for the Bastardo Family as those losers and chumps go down in defeat!
In fact, I'm so confident that we'll win ALL of our matches, that I'm going to go ahead and announce that on the next Havoc, we're going to have the biggest Bastardo Family celebration yet! Capped off with a Donkey Lovin Tag Title match! King Snarf and Joe Mama vs. Captain Sammsabitch and PinkyWing!
Even Oakers has more chance of winning my belt than El Stupid-Breasto...........unless of course someone is planning some vote rigging that is!
You read it here first: Nowhereman is gonna job out to Chris Oakley. Probably out of pity for the li'l loser. You two'll make a cute couple, Nowhereman. Just don't tell Captain Howdy...he might get jealous!
I'd rather job out my title to Oakers,than job out my life,my career & my arse to Snarf like you've done these past few months!
Whatever you want to tell yourself to make your upcoming loss more easy to bear, Nowhereman. It's a shame, though: I remember when you were a force to be reckoned with 'round these parts. I even looked up to you. Sad to see that you sunk to this level...
Says the man that:
a)would be nothing if not for me.
b)has yet to prove that he can survive on his own without having team mates.
Uh oh,you better go,I think Queen Snarf has finished taking a dump & is calling for you to wipe his arse!
Says the guys who sings "In My Life" as he cries himself to sleep at night. Keep weeping for past glories, old man. Your attempt at playing hard-to-get with Captain Howdy was amusing, by the way. Can we look forward to him fighting YOUR battles for YOU in the near future? My Magic 8-Ball says "Yes".
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Even Oakers has more chance of winning my belt than El Stupid-Breasto...........unless of course someone is planning some vote rigging that is!
I'm still kinda curious about that.
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Even Oakers has more chance of winning my belt than El Stupid-Breasto...........unless of course someone is planning some vote rigging that is!
I'm still kinda curious about that.
According to Rob, if there was any "rigging", it was minimal and wouldn't have had that much of an effect on the results. The results were legit. Which, to me, was a relief - I've got no sense of humor about that kind of shit.
I think the only way you can rig it is by voting under a different IP address.
Just posted a promo on the Rehash thread. I riffed a little on James Fantastic's encounter with Madman Marcum and also worked in an oblique reference to JM's title match. I think you guys will find the post pretty interesting.
Very interesting. Transvestite, indeed...I may have to reference that when I post my in-ring. Poor Chris...poor, poor Chris...
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I think the only way you can rig it is by voting under a different IP address.
Nope,there is a way as I have explained before!
I just find it funny that after Robblemania the voting has returned to normal numbers again!
The people support there champion! And that's me baby!
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I think the only way you can rig it is by voting under a different IP address.
Nope,there is a way as I have explained before!
I just find it funny that after Robblemania the voting has returned to normal numbers again!
actually it really hasn't, its still at a bit of an incline. a certain persons massive amount of alt's will prevent him from loosing his title.
Are you admiting to stuffing the ballots, sneaky???
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I think the only way you can rig it is by voting under a different IP address.
Nope,there is a way as I have explained before!
I just find it funny that after Robblemania the voting has returned to normal numbers again!
No, they're still higher than they were, although not at RobbleMania levels.
We're still talking about this?!?
Rex, have you gotten PJP ready for his grudge match against Balls Nasty?
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They don't have anything to say because they know how Rehash is gonna go down! It's gonna be another night of victories for the Bastardo Family as those losers and chumps go down in defeat!
In fact, I'm so confident that we'll win ALL of our matches, that I'm going to go ahead and announce that on the next Havoc, we're going to have the biggest Bastardo Family celebration yet! Capped off with a Donkey Lovin Tag Title match! King Snarf and Joe Mama vs. Captain Sammsabitch and PinkyWing!
Even Oakers has more chance of winning my belt than El Stupid-Breasto...........unless of course someone is planning some vote rigging that is!
That's where you're wrong, Nooneman! Because you see, unlike a certain former faction that no longer exists, the Family doesn't have to resort to vote rigging to win! We are legitimately the hottest thing in this company. Period.
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Even Oakers has more chance of winning my belt than El Stupid-Breasto...........unless of course someone is planning some vote rigging that is!
That's where you're wrong, Nooneman! Because you see, unlike a certain former faction that no longer exists, the Family doesn't have to resort to vote rigging to win! We are legitimately the hottest thing in this company. Period.
You said it, Louie!
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Rex, have you gotten PJP ready for his grudge match against Balls Nasty?
He's PMSing again so it will take a little longer than usual.
But I do have his new helmet ready. He just has to put all the stickers on it.
Recaps are up for Havoc. If you don't like how your matches were written, you only have yourselves to blame.
That said, I hope everyone likes what I wrote. For some matches, I couldn't think of anthing. For others, I put a lot of thought into them.
Again for Rehash, please send your recaps directly to Joe.
Have a good night!
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The people support there champion! And that's me baby! !
Nice spelling there CHUMP!
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Nowhereman said:
Even Oakers has more chance of winning my belt than El Stupid-Breasto...........unless of course someone is planning some vote rigging that is!
I'm still kinda curious about that.
According to Rob, if there was any "rigging", it was minimal and wouldn't have had that much of an effect on the results. The results were legit. Which, to me, was a relief - I've got no sense of humor about that kind of shit.
Definitely. Too many posters put in too damn much work for that to happen to the polls.
Okay, the SD6 parody post is up. Take it as it's meant, all in fun.
I like it. Love the repetetive WHOO'ing and the two-ton tommy parody.
I look forward to seeing Louie interviewing not-nowhereman.
Kudos to Louie, that was great fun.
Posted to Rehash, by the way. Looks like it's coming along great.
Yeah, I agree.
Nice post Howlerama. I'd get something up, but I'm struggling for ideas at the moment.
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Louie Bastardo said:
They don't have anything to say because they know how Rehash is gonna go down! It's gonna be another night of victories for the Bastardo Family as those losers and chumps go down in defeat!
In fact, I'm so confident that we'll win ALL of our matches, that I'm going to go ahead and announce that on the next Havoc, we're going to have the biggest Bastardo Family celebration yet! Capped off with a Donkey Lovin Tag Title match! King Snarf and Joe Mama vs. Captain Sammsabitch and PinkyWing!
Even Oakers has more chance of winning my belt than El Stupid-Breasto...........unless of course someone is planning some vote rigging that is!
That's where you're wrong, Nooneman! Because you see, unlike a certain former faction that no longer exists, the Family doesn't have to resort to vote rigging to win! We are legitimately the hottest thing in this company. Period.
Yeah,well,Louie,after Rehash,your little gang of juvenile delinquents is going to be ice cold--and the freezing process will start with me kicking the crap out of El Superjerko en route to winning the Eurotrash title from Nowhereman.
The only way you're winning that title is if Nowhereman lies down and lets you pin him before our big Luchador comes and destroys the two of you! Face it, Chris: the best chance you had at greatness was with Louie Bastardo, and your stupidity and blind trust in James Fantastic (who's turned his back on you) killed it.
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Okay, the SD6 parody post is up. Take it as it's meant, all in fun.
.
Louie was never quite this much fun over on Writer's Block.
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SpandexMonkeyMan said:
Yeah, I agree.
I'd get something up, but I'm struggling
Go to the womens forum,that helps most people here!
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SpandexMonkeyMan said:
Yeah, I agree.
I'd get something up, but I'm struggling
Go to the womens forum,that helps most people here!
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I like it. Love the repetetive WHOO'ing and the two-ton tommy parody.
I look forward to seeing Louie interviewing not-nowhereman.
The WHOOing. Heh. It was because you started doing that in your posts. For some reason it reminded me of that guy who played Owen Hart when DX parodied the Nation a few years back. So in a way you're kinda indirectly responsible for the post I guess.
But Joe Mama wrote a lot of the dialogue of the "SD6"ers as well, and I kinda played with it a bit. He was a big help.
Thanks, Boss.
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Okay, the SD6 parody post is up. Take it as it's meant, all in fun.
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Louie was never quite this much fun over on Writer's Block.
There was never enough of an outlet over there. I dunno. It's not really the place for that discussion.
But I will admit that even I am surprised at just how successful this angle's been. Everyone that's been a part of it, whether as members, opponents, or former members turned opponents has done a really good job and come up with some good stuff.
Now that's the last time in a while I'm breaking character, chumps.
Fair enough.
Just made a post to Rehash. That's sort an idea I'm gonna be pursuing over the next few weeks, with random attacks on both faces and heels, as long as there's justification. Don;t worry, I'll be running this like Nowhereman's mystery man stint up to Arma Gadda Da Vidda.
Just posted my own promo to Rehash.I think you guys will like it...I've used the promo to debut a new manuver,which I'll include in my updated profile.
Ermmmm...does Snarf know about this? It's just that I read up on the Bastardo breakdown around Rumble time, and something similar happened there.
That's King Snarf Rules. Interviewer extraordinaire...
Thanks,Pen.
I'll be PMing Joe Mama soon with feedback concerning the triple threat match.
Good stuff. This is more like it.
This is much better. Thanks to SPAMM for getting me his match Recaps.
Just fired off mine as well, Joe.
I'll be starting mine soon. Snarf, if you have any ideas, please send them to me.
Got Charlie's. Got Chris'. Thank you both. Chris - depending on what Nowhereman sends me (
HINT HINT NOWHEREMAN!!! ), I may make a few adjustments to your Recap.
Just pulling together ideas for my recap. Should be on it's way shortly
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Got Charlie's. Got Chris'. Thank you both. Chris - depending on what Nowhereman sends me (HINT HINT NOWHEREMAN!!! ), I may make a few adjustments to your Recap.
Nice of Chris to write a recap without consulting anyone else in the match!
Just taken a look at the results of Recap. Nice spread of results, and a record number of draws I think. By the way, does anyone else think we get a lot more votes on PPV's?
Recap will be done tomorrow. My brother just called me from NH - I'm going up to catch Backlash. Story to come...
I think it would be fair if PenWing wins via DQ or no contest, or some other cheesy finish. After all, even though the voting clearly shows I won at Robblemania, the recap actually had me be disqualified.
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Joe Mama said:
Got Charlie's. Got Chris'. Thank you both. Chris - depending on what Nowhereman sends me (HINT HINT NOWHEREMAN!!! ), I may make a few adjustments to your Recap.
Nice of Chris to write a recap without consulting anyone else in the match!
In my own defense,Nowhereman,I should point out two things:A,I was using a public access terminal and my time was almost expired;B,neither one of you guys was online anyway,so I kinda had to operate by the seat of my pants,so to speak. Hopefully,for the next Pay Per View,I'll have better luck coordinating my angles with my future opposition.
Speaking of RDCW events,next time I'm online I'm going to PM the Doctor with a video package to be used for the opening of the next edition of Havoc.
The poll was up a whole week,why would we have to be online at that particular moment?
Gentlemen - you have until tomorrow at noon (my time - EST) to send me what you want. I'll factor in anything I get to write the final Recap. Or, since Nowhereman won, he can write up the Recap and I'll proofread/edit/add to it. Your calls. Now quit'cher bitchin'!!!
I think all that's left to say is well done everyone. Another good PPV in the bank, and I'm sure we can all bask in the knowledge that we're better than the WWE.
Wait till you see the recap.
This is gonna be one of the best of an already amazingly good year of work.
I'm waiting for one last thing before I post it all, but it's done otherwise. A few things:
1) James - I changed your match. The way you wrote it would've meant that the ref calls the match on the Legbreakers. Adjustments were made that kept your intentions in place, but which made more sense to the match. I hope you like it...I enjoyed your write-up.
2) Sammitch - I really hope you like our match. Let's talk after it's posted.
3) To everyone - I set up the WWE's invasion of the RDCW. If you want in on that PPV, let me know who you want to face off against and I'll try to accomodate you. JBL and The Cabinet, RVD, and John Cena are off the board right now (they've been claimed). Admittedly, not all of you can face off against Crippled-H (Teh Ghey!!!) or HBK but I WILL try to give you what you want. Let me know by May 28th. No response means no PPV match for you. Also, if you put in a claim, I expect a Recap from you. If I'm willing to write promos involving you and the WWE wrassler of your choice, you need to do your part...
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2) Sammitch - I really hope you like our match. Let's talk after it's posted.
Meh, can't complain.
I'll take that as a positive response.
Okay, now let me get this straight. When I win at Robblemania, we get a bullshit finish in which I actually lose by DQ, and then get beat up by Penwing and his cronies, making him look better. When PenWing wins, he wins clean. Yeah. That's fair.
The Recap - if you haven't looked yet - is up and complete. To the (most) of you who contributed and actually wrote your Recaps, I cannot thank you enough. This was - for me - a great PPV. You got me something quickly and with enough time for me to tinker/proofread/etc. Keep up the great work!!!
Good job Joe. At least I got my barbed wire headlock.
PenWing is still gay, however.
Could you possibly be a little
less mature about this?
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King Snarf said:
Good job Joe. At least I got my barbed wire headlock.
I wrote the match. And everything that happened at Robblemania and Rehash has been approved by the mods of this board.
Sorry for me feeling that the recap should reflect the voting.
What? The clear margin of victory?
INVADED!!! update: Hulk Hogan is now unavailable.
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Captain Sammitch said:
What? The clear margin of victory?
Heh. That's funny, I had a clear margin of victory over not one but TWO competitors at Robblemania, yet was made to look like a jobber so you and PenWing could advance the SD-6 story. Gay!
Snarf, stop acting like a Hogan. PenWing made you look better in his recaps than you've made yourself look the last couple of months.
If you want to protest the decision, work it into the storyline and do it as a promo.
It's never supposed to be about individual characters or how they look. I get my ass handed to me on a regular basis. It's about how the interactions of individual posters and characters can advance a transcendent story arc that serves to entertain all those involved with it.
I'm just saying, if this kinda thing happened to someone else, they'd have every right to bitch. Besides, I was hoping to do an angle with TK (assuming he decides show up again) where I drop the title back to him. Now I can't do that, can I???
And let me make this clear. I am not bitching about losing. I am bitching about when I clearly WON, the recap made me look like a loser. The fair thing to do would've been to apply that to PenWing as well. At the very least I should've been consulted before the Robblemania recap went up, but that didn't happen. Considering we put Oakley's balls through the wringer when he did something similar, it just seems somewhat hippocritical to me.
Actually, one of the plans for Robblemania was to still let you keep the title if you lost. I'll admit that I wanted to win it then, but if Grimm or Joe would have told me to write in a disqualification, I would have.
As for you and TK, TK and Wednesday told me they were going to have a fight over who the real Hardcore Porn King is. That was a month ago. It still hasn't happened. And TK hasn't posted since returning.
If people want title shots and title championship runs, they have to contribute every week, and it needs to be more than a promo suggestion. We need help with recaps, and we need complete promos. This is not new information to anyone. I had to drop a title last fall because I couldn't participate for a while. And I wasn't going after your title at the time, I had the HPC belt. I liked having the HPC belt. I thought it suited my character. When my Cheese reign is over, I might go right back to the HPC division.
The most important thing here is the plot. In both matches, I made you look damn good. I made you look like a champ. I could have written the pin right after the Headlock, but I didn't think that was fair to you, so I extended the match.
Like Grimm said: "If you want to protest the decision, work it into the storyline and do it as a promo."
INVADED!!! update: Christian and Tyson Tomko are off the board. As is Vince.
That'll teach me to not bother votng...
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PenWing said:
If people want title shots and title championship runs, they have to contribute every week, and it needs to be more than a promo suggestion...
Apropos of that,I PMed the Doctor last night with a video package for the next episode of Havoc.
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PenWing said:
If people want title shots and title championship runs, they have to contribute every week, and it needs to be more than a promo suggestion...
Apropos of that,I PMed the Doctor last night with a video package for the next episode of Havoc.
You might want to send that to both Grimm and myself, too. Grimm has been putting up most of the Havocs lately.
INVADED!!! update: Eddie Guerrero is off the list. Big Show, Undertaker, and Kane are pending. Hurricane and Eugene are pending. More updates to come.
This should be an interesting card.
Should be very cool. But it all depends on you people. Just to let you all know: I'll be starting up a Promo Thread for the next PPV. More info to come, but please don't post any "confrontations" in the Havoc threads. I'll give you the place to do just that.
INVADED!!! update: Triple-H and Ric Flair are unavailable. Get your requests in to me ASAP!!!
Somebody actually took Dribble H?
Yes...someone wants to wrassle Crippled-H, "Teh Ghey"!!!
Snarf, the recap did NOT make you look like a loser (jaysis, it's been over a month) and PenWing asked for your help in doing the match writeup and from what I know you gave him free reign to do whatever he wanted.
As he said, if you'd lost at RM, the ending would've been the same and you would've still had the belt. Would you be complaining then? I doubt it.
You had your run with the belt and you got to do pretty much everything you said you wanted to do when you had it. Now let PenWing enjoy his moment.
INVADED!!! update: Michael Cole is taken, and is appearing at the PPV.
Snarf,when I was attacked by Charlie & got totally squashed,I didnt see you defending my honour when I wasnt happy about it!
You still kept your title,so effectively you won your match,I didnt even get in any offense or defense,so quit bitching!
Point is you chose to be a heel,and heels often win by DQ or underhand means,thats the way the wrestling cookie crumbles!
I dont generally care how my matches end as long as there is a decent match,with fair treatment for all opponents in the match.
If Joe or PenWing wanna end the match in DQ,fine,if they wanna end the match clean,fine,if they wanna end the match with no winner,fine!
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Snarf,when I was attacked by Charlie & got totally squashed,I didnt see you defending my honour when I wasnt happy about it!
But I also never condemned you when you expressed your dismay. Besides, you, in your Mystery Man guise, squashed the entire Bastardo Family once. So, fair's fair, ya big poofter!
But he didn't. He did run them out of the ring during one of their celebrations, but anyone was free to continue that fight. And, iirc, he cleared it with Louie beforehand.
Bitch, don't be shakin yo head and snappin yo fingers at me! I'll cut you up!
Oh no he dint! Oh no he dint!!
Dammit! This is a fucking wrestling promotion forum! Have some pride and can this bullshit! Jesus, you're all a bunch of fucking CHILDREN! Bunch's crybabies! Can we PLEASE get back to the fucking business of our fucking promotion?!? CHRIST!!!
Oh, and one more thing: Try to be good to each other. (Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!)
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Snarf,when I was attacked by Charlie & got totally squashed,I didnt see you defending my honour when I wasnt happy about it!
But I also never condemned you when you expressed your dismay. Besides, you, in your Mystery Man guise, squashed the entire Bastardo Family once. So, fair's fair, ya big poofter!
A move I had ok'd before I did it!
Plus it wasnt a squash,cause it wasnt a match!
Dude,I've like,invaded this forum!
kinda like the way Billionaire Vince has invaded your rearend? Cute little hat, btw. You wear that while Vinnie Mac is shooting his load in ya?
And so it begins. Just as I have foretold.
Dudes,chill out!
Dont go all Kirk Angular on me!
Just posted my new promo to the Havoc thread;I PMed Louie Bastardo about it a few minutes ago and I'm hoping he'll post a response to it soon.
Just to clarify, is the next post on Havoc thread reserved?
I don't see Louie making an appearance very soon, so post away, James.
That's right, Jimmy Faboo. You go right on and post your promo. But in the end, mah boy Charlie's gonna role right over you to get bring that gold home!
Yer all a bunch of freakin morons!
Your avatar is creepin' me out, MAN!
Is he Vulcan, TOS Klingon, or both?
He's Kirk Angular of course,he's a freakin Olympic gold medalist.....remember that!
Oh its true..........its damn true!
Now where is my friend Chris Oakley?
It doesnt matter what they think!
Kinnnngggggg Snnnnnnnnaaaaaarrrrrfffff LLLLLoooooooossssseeeeerrr.......PJP winnnnneeeerrrrr.
... How the hell? I... lost to PJP? I thought alt id's couldn't vote anymore....
Now you've done it, King Snarf...
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... How the hell? I... lost to PJP? I thought alt id's couldn't vote anymore....
they can't.... you lost .. you are a LOSER! Poor Babby gonna cry?
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RACK PJP!
Recaps, gentlemen. Send me your Recaps...
I know I'm only a crazy guy in a superhero costume, but I protest at not being given the chance to have match this week! I just got me a title, and I deamnd the chance to defend it ASAP!
Preferably not to Johnny Evil, though. Nothing personal, I just want the chance to taunt the Bastardo's a little before they get it back.
On behalf of the writing staff AND the executive committee, let me be the first to apologize for our role in giving you a Havoc to rest, relax, and recharge. Believe me, it won't happen again.
Hope you like writing your Recaps. Heh heh heh heh...
(Be careful what you wish for...)
well..ahem, i'm wishing for a bacon cheeseburger..any chance of that?
Lemme check my Magic 8-Ball...
Just so's I'm not accused of being a hypocrite, I hereby give PJP license to bitch about win via forfeiture.
we could fight every week and you would lose every week. Would it be a forfeiture every week? Grow up.... be a man for once and take your loss like you take cum on the chin every night.
Oh and for the record Bitch Snarf.......when you lose by 8 votes......that ain't no Forfeit!
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RACK PJP!
INVADED!!! update: Mick Foley is now unavailable. Keep' em coming, folks. But remember: you get a match, I get a Recap!
The Cock and Sock connection?
Or is that the Suck his Cock connection?
The Rock...uh, "Cock"...is still available. Poor penis-headed stuporstar...
I will be coming up with more parody names for the ECW PPV so if you have a specific name you are already gonna use,lemme know,so I can include the correct name in their ECW days!
INVADED!!! update: Both Randy Orton and The Ro...COCK are spoken for...
Looks like this is going to be fun.
13 matches so far. Should be a lot of fun.
INVADED!!! update: Heidenreich and Gene Snitsky are taken. We're up to thirteen matches. That's thirteen Recaps...
As an aside, to those of you who have requested more than one wrassler, could you please PM me and let me know if you're looking for a handicap match, a Triple Threat match, or if one wrassler will just be in the corner of the one you'll be facing?
I PM'd Snarf a few minutes ago telling him that I was going to post a promo segment on the current Havoc thread tying into our current grudge match and that I'd like him to post a response as soon as the promo's up. So I'm reserving the space after my promo for him.
If you want an immediate response from Snarf, then you should wait for him sign on and confirm the promo with him before you start reserving spots.
You need to have him hold the space himself. Just have him post immediately after your post saying "reserved". That way people can continue to post. Otherwise, posting is held up needlessly...
No need. I'm posting something later. But Oakers, haven't we talked about posting something without checking with those involved first?
The promo thread is FINALLY up! Feel free to post your INVADED!!! promos. Your promos or your opponents' promos are fine, but PLEASE(!!!) no confrontations! Save that stuff for the actual PPV! I'll be doing some promo work as well for a few of your opponents, just because I can DAMMIT!
So let me get this straight,Oakers did not OK this with Snarf,and now none of us can post til Snarf does!
FUCK OFF!
Sort it out,or I will delete your post Oakers!
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No need. I'm posting something later. But Oakers, haven't we talked about posting something without checking with those involved first?
Well, when I sent my first PM to you last night I figured I'd get a quick response...sorry for my impatience.
And still no post from Snarf!
If its still this way tomorrow I will edit or delete that post & you can post it again "after" you have discussed things with Snarf!
Um, Nowhereman, I SAID people can go ahead and post.
No,you said "No need,I'll post something later" which people took to mean that there was no need to reserve the post as you were gonna post soon.
Well, now I can't be responsible for what people infer from my posts.
Excelent promo!
One little note: somehow, you lost an end bold tag.
Okay, Sammitch, you realize that SD6 are the ones who brought the Company into the ongoing conflict, right? That in fact, SD6 has made things worse on themselves through their own actions, right?
Yeah, pretty much. It's all perspectives, dude.
As long as you're aware of that.
Yo, Grimm! Nice bio. Very funny.
Thanks. I've been reading a lot of these lately and they just put me on that track. Should be a couple more chapters to finish it out pretty soon.
Been working on mine,but I plan to do it as an interview style thingee but gotta decide who is doing the interview.
I think it'll be Monroe,but might come up with someone else entirely!
Hopefully all going well,mine will not only give my back story but will flesh out the beginings of RDCW & its connection to the "other" feds!
Stay tuned!
Racaps are up. Joe, I left you a spot for your match.
Anyone who's not happy with the recaps, you should have sent Joe and me something.
Thanks to JLA for writing his match.
Pretty good stuff.
I'm surprised Nowhereman and Snarf didn't do more promos for their match. That's a longstanding RDCW feud.
Well I tried setting something up with my chat with Howdy,but there was no follow up!
In fact I would go as far as to say hardly anyone posted a promo this week.
All we got was Me,Louie,Meeko,Howlerama,Darth & JLA.
No Oakley,no Snarf,no Joe,no Charlie,no Sammitch,no Johnny Evil,no El Superbeasto & no James..........all normally regular promo posters.
Louie & Meeko covered some of it but it was still a pretty poor turn out this week!
Oh,and yes,I know some of the names are alts but thats not the point!
I didn't really have much to say that Meeko didn't cover. If Snarf would have given me something to work with this week, then I probably would have posted another promo.
That said, I'm glad you like the recaps.
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In fact I would go as far as to say hardly anyone posted a promo this week.
All we got was Me,Louie,Meeko,Howlerama,Darth & JLA.
No Oakley,no Snarf,no Joe,no Charlie,no Sammitch,no Johnny Evil,no El Superbeasto & no James..........all normally regular promo posters.
Louie & Meeko covered some of it but it was still a pretty poor turn out this week!
Yeah, some weeks just don't get many posts. It kinda bugs me some, especially when I feel we've got a strong show posted.
I do know that Johnny Evil is getting married, and I hope he can make a return soon. Fantastic's been sick. But the rest, I dunno.
"Grimm" will be back next week, promos and all. . .
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I was gone all weekend.
The poll is up from Tuesday through Sunday.
You post on Writer's Block. You know I can't possibly get as lazy as I am there.
I had an awful week at work this week. Between the ongoing homeless problem that has evidently become part of my job, having to suspend a technician for timesheet falsification (a fireable offense), a staff meeting, and a few other job-related problems, my head has not been in the RDCW game at all. I haven't even had the mindset to write a certain promo I've been promising for two weeks and actually have mapped out. So, for that, I owe you all an apology. I promise, though, that this week will see more stuff done for INVADED!!!, as well as for Havoc in general.
Big thanks go to PenWing for getting the Recap up today - my match'll be up sometime tomorrow.
I had somewhat of a busy week myself. Work, sister's birthday, ennui... Y'know, usual stuff.
Is your girlfriend taking up all your free time?
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I had an awful week at work this week. Between the ongoing homeless problem that has evidently become part of my job, having to suspend a technician for timesheet falsification (a fireable offense), a staff meeting, and a few other job-related problems, my head has not been in the RDCW game at all. I haven't even had the mindset to write a certain promo I've been promising for two weeks and actually have mapped out. So, for that, I owe you all an apology. I promise, though, that this week will see more stuff done for INVADED!!!, as well as for Havoc in general.
Big thanks go to PenWing for getting the Recap up today - my match'll be up sometime tomorrow.
Just saw the recap...nice job Pen did.
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Yeah, some weeks just don't get many posts. It kinda bugs me some, especially when I feel we've got a strong show posted.
Kinda like this week so far. . .
Sammitch will be posting for me this week. I'm not sure if he'll have it for tonight or tomorrow, but he said he would do it, so he will.
I can't speak for anyone else.
I can whip something together if need be. But, since this is a TEAM vs TEAM main event, I kinda wanna let someone else have the spotlight. Plus I wanna finish up a couple of pre-INVADED!!! things. By the way, can I send you the matches, PenWing, to post as the poll? I have no clue how to do that.
Sure. Send away. If you can think of titles for the matches, that would help.
I'll have everything together by Sunday. The girlfriend's going off to the Cape on saturday with the lady-friends, so I'll be able to work undistracted. Who knows - I may even have the match Recaps done (minus the main event) by then as well.
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Sammitch will be posting for me this week. I'm not sure if he'll have it for tonight or tomorrow, but he said he would do it, so he will.
I can't speak for anyone else.
Dammit! Does this mean I have to post now??
Dammit.
Okay, sometime tomorrow.
Well done, Sammitch.
Okay, this voting officially sucks ass. A match
that big and it's not even close?
Perhaps it was too big a match?
Posted. A bit anticlimactic after the voting but what can you do?
Ah well. I'm not saying I got screwed over or anything - this match was way bigger than any one person - I just wish it would've been closer. But the voting turnout was really low too.
The fact there were more votes for the Family (29) than the coalition (19) elimination order says a lot for the results!
The match totals are 18 to 10, not 29 to 19.
Coalition
10 36%
Family Business
18 64%
There are more Family members who visit this forum regularly?
I think he is referring to the total number of people who voted in the FB Survivors poll compared to the Coalition survivors poll. Judging from that, my instincts suggested JM and KS alts, even though there really aren't many at all.
Well, I justed voted once, and I didn't put any votes for you guys, 'cause I wasn't sure exactly how the voting would be contabulated.
They're contabulating it???
No wonder! The bastards!!!
Let me show you something:
Tag Match
Users may choose only one (28 total votes)
Hardcore Porn King Series Match 1
Users may choose only one (30 total votes)
Lipstick Lesbian Tag Title Threeway Jello Match
Users may choose only one (30 total votes)
10 on 10 Elimination Match
Users may choose only one (28 total votes)
Survivors: Family Business
Users may choose 4 (29 total votes)
Survivors: Coalition
Users may choose 4(19 total votes)
There are ten less votes average on the Coalition survivors question. It simply means less people voted on that question. I'm getting pretty sick of these cries of "vote rigging" every other week.
Damn contabulators.
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Judging from that, my instincts suggested JM and KS alts, even though there really aren't many at all.
I think I'm going to choose to ignore this part of the comment. Because, if I read that correctly, it calls my integrity into question. And you people do NOT want to do that.
Settle down. You know I'm messing with you.
I know I haven't been a good lil' wrassler. Sorry guys.
But I found a good site if you want some streaming music for your intros... just to get make it a more fun experience.
Hey, it's cool, Teek. No problems.
I'm afraid my computer died quite recently, so I won't be around as much for a while. I'll do my best to post occasionally, but other than thatI won't be able to do much.
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There are ten less votes average on the Coalition survivors question. It simply means less people voted on that question. I'm getting pretty sick of these cries of "vote rigging" every other week.
Well quite frankly I'm sick of the fact that Rob thinks vote rigging is a good idea which is why he wont remove it from the front page.
All the while there is the potential for it,the less I enjoy this forum & the more I consider pulling out of doing this.
Last week hardly anyone posted a promo,and all the excuses about being busy popped up,yet I have been busier than ever recently & I still posted a promo.
This week I didnt have to because of the matches my characters were in.
JLA covered Cap & there was no point NM posting as it would be stupid for all the elimination competitors posting.
That said,look at who did post promos.
Louie (who isnt even in the match) was the only Family member to post,where as the coalition had four people post.
I am going on holiday next month when my ECW PPV is due,and I am trying to work out a way to still put this PPV together despite the fact I have a whole load of other stuff on as well.
Can anyone tell me why I am busting my balls to do this?
Almost done with the main event. But I gotta get some food.
Thanks to JLA for the recap!
Well done, Grimm!
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Well done, Grimm!
Thanks. That took a lot longer than I thought it would.
Great job with the REcaps, JLA an' Grimm!
TK, how did you do that???
Firefox doesn't have the plugin.
Chill. I'm hangin' at the girlfriend's.
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Chill. I'm hangin' at the girlfriend's.
You're at your girlfriend's and you're on the computer?
Just posted the second Hogster promo.
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TK, how did you do that???
MAAAAAAAGICC!
really? can you still pull that rabbit out of your arse?
Just posted my promo...I think you guys will get a kick out of it.
re: RDLL show.
If you want to participate in this, just send a PM with what you'd like to do and your RDLL opponent and/or partner. Bear in mind that the people already listed in the preview thread are already booked for matches (barring circumstances). Thanks.
I'll PM you either tomorrow or Monday.
what about saturday or sunday?
He's not booked for a match...
You were supposed to type "Happy Days!"
Where are they? Joe put in a lot of time to make this PPV, and only a few posters have paid him back for it. For shame.
KHAN!
Tonight. Before I go to bed. Count on it.
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KHAN!
Tonight. Before I go to bed. Count on it.
I'll take that bet.
Just PM'ed Grimm with some suggestions for the Rob's Damn Lucha Libre pay-per-view.Awaiting his response.
Why are you telling us this?
Why do people still feel the need to tell us everything they have done?
"Oh I've PM'd Grimm!"------So fucking what?
"I've posted my promo!"------Yes,we can all fucking see that.
Do some of you guys want attention so badly that you want good comments about every little thing you do?
I've just picked my nose.
I just came home from playing 18 holes of golf.
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I just came home from playing 18 holes of golf.
what did you shoot?
Garbage. My first three holes were complete botch-jobs. As the day got warmer and the greens dried off, I started hitting the ball better. I was less concerned with my score and more focused on just hitting the ball well with the King Cobra clubs I just bought.
I just drank a tall, cool glass of refreshing lemonade.
atta boy! I won't be able to play till next year cause of the back. oh well.
I am a terrible golfer. I have shot an 89 on several occasons.
Joe...
I didnt just post a promo!
I'm waiting for a Recap from...well, most of you. Please send it to me ASAP. By Monday at 8pm, EST. Thanks.
You will have the second half of my recap before that deadline. So swears King Snarf!!
Thanks to those of you who posted promos, and to those of you who sent in recaps. And especially to those of you who did both.
Don't mention it.
I'm back. As I may have said, my computer died and I've only just got it back. I'll post a promo on Havoc shortly. And I'm gonna do a recap for my Invasion match, as I feel bad about not doing one.
Uh, Chris? JLA never led the RDJL. He was never even a member.
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Uh, Chris? JLA never led the RDJL. He was never even a member.
Fixed.
Sammitch,buddy!Let's talk....I'm looking for new talent to join XPW,and I want you on my roster in a big way.You interested?
No thank you. I wouldn't ever sell out SD-6 or the RDCW.
Sure you will. It's just a question of figuring out the right number of zeroes to put on the check. Trust me,when I'm finished,the only people who are gonna stay with RDCW are those who are either too dumb to know a good thing when they see one,or too chicken to face the iron men (and women) of my federation. Even as we speak,I'm putting out feelers to Chris Oakley,Wednesday,PenWing,and several members of Family Business. Play it smart,Sammitch,and join X-Citing Power Wrestling.
You can't put a price tag on excellence. No matter how much you offer, anyone who
truly cares about this sport will
never sell out to a half-assed ripoff promotion.
Well said,old chap.And you can rest assured that no one in the Bond Brigade,including me,is even pretending to think about taking that disgusting little ruffian's contract offer.Now,if you'll forgive my somewhat abrupt departure,I must discuss a few contract details with the newest member of the Bond Brigade,whom I shall introduce to the public shortly.
Havoc is locked until the replay is up. Feel free to carry on in other threads.
Don't worry,we will...and XPW will win,baby!
On a more serious note,the XPW invasion angle offers a lot of interesting possibilities for the next edition of Havoc,not to mention the Rob's Damn Lucha Libre show and One Night Stand.
I'm not sure that's such a good idea. I say keep this havoc based, and let the RDLL and ECW PPV's stand as they are.
In any case,I'll be PMing just about everybody on the RDCW roster soon for further suggestions.
You may want to hook us up with a link to this XPW thing. I had no clue it was an actual promotion. I still don't know what it's all about. Another thing to keep in mind - the ECW reunion is at the end of this month, with Havocs beforehand. I'd hate for either to be overshadowed by this. You might just want to do mini promos for this or start a separate thread to set this up.
Also, consider talking to the mods. They could certainly help - they wouldn't hurt.
There's a site called "Obsessed With Wrestling" that has some good stuff about XPW;I'll post the link for it next time I'm on-line.
New champions, baby!
! Now the Bastardo Family holds EVERY MAJOR TITLE! The IC, the Women's, the Tag, and, of course, the World Title!
!!!
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I'm not sure that's such a good idea. I say keep this havoc based, and let the RDLL and ECW PPV's stand as they are.
I agree. Personally I'd rather those events stand on their own. It's already gotta be confusing enough as it is.
While the XPW has been fun, I think we are running the risk of overdoing the "invasion" stuff. And yeah, they are probably not the highest profile group to start with. I know enough about them to play off of the angle, but I don't have a lot of indepth knowledge.
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New champions, baby! ! Now the Bastardo Family holds EVERY MAJOR TITLE! The IC, the Women's, the Tag, and, of course, the World Title! !!!
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I'm not sure that's such a good idea. I say keep this havoc based, and let the RDLL and ECW PPV's stand as they are.
I agree. Personally I'd rather those events stand on their own. It's already gotta be confusing enough as it is.
While the XPW has been fun, I think we are running the risk of overdoing the "invasion" stuff. And yeah, they are probably not the highest profile group to start with. I know enough about them to play off of the angle, but I don't have a lot of indepth knowledge.
Apropos of that,either Monday or Tuesday I'll post a summary in this thread outlining the history of the real XPW so that you can get a better handle on my new angle. If I could,I'd direct you to the official website of the official XPW,but that's been taken down;still,like I told Joe Mama yesterday,the Obsessed With Wrestling website has a lot of good info about the federation and its major stars and in addition to my summaries,I will be posting a link to the XPW section of the Obsessed With Wrestling website.
Thanks Chris Oakley.
I'd just like to point everyone to the post I've made in the RDLL thread, as I anticipate a lot of tag matches taking place (tag team matches are one of the most common type of Lucha Libre matches), and Lucha rules are fairly different.
OK,here as promised is my (somewhat) brief profile of the real XPW:
Xtreme Pro Wrestling was the brainchild of Rob Zicari,a.k.a. Rob Black,an adult video producer who wanted to cash in on the popularity of the hardcore wrestling revolution of the late '90s;he and his wife,Lizzie Borden,started putting on live cards in the Los Angeles area in late 1999,and a weekly TV show on satellite soon followed.They were trying to sell their promotion as a West Coast cousin of ECW,but they weren't anywhere near ECW's level,as this Scott Keith review of XPW's first home video attests:
Scott Keith's "XPW Extreme Conception" Rant Anyhow,to make a long and incredibly gruesome story short,Black's emphasis on sleazy angles at the expense of the matches--not to mention his glaring inability to produce anything vaguely resembling a decently TV show or pay-per-view--practically guaranteed a short life for his federation.Any shot he might have had at staking out a legitimate presence on the East Coast went straight to hell when the Feds busted him and Lizzie on pornography charges(and it probably didn't help matters much that XPW's last-ever live card ended with yahoos chanting "I smell bacon!" after Supreme got set on fire during a table match).
If you're brave enough--or crazy enough--to want to know more about the real XPW,here's the link for the XPW section of the Obsessed With Wrestling website:
Obsessed With Wrestling's XPW Page
Okay, the Evil Cunt Wrestling show is June 26! If you're doing an ECW persona/match I need to know so I can finish putting the card together! Send 'em to me! The list so far of ECW names is in the thread. There's only a few matches so far, so you've got a pretty good amount of people to choose from.
Thanks to everyone who posted this week, and a big thanks to MisterJLA for turning in a recap of his match with Chris Oakley.
Get ready for a special Flag Day edition of Havoc called Trippin' Tuesday! It's gonna smoke!
Oh goody, my titles up, heh.
Hope you polished that belt nice and bright,because by this time next month,it's going to belong to one of the X-Citing Power Wrestling divas,beeyatch!
Do we not think it would be better keeping all this XPW shit to one thread,specially the title historys just like the RDCW one!
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Do we not think it would be better keeping all this XPW shit to one thread,specially the title historys just like the RDCW one!
You mean like Invaded, RDLL, and ECW?
No,I mean like the RDCW title history thread,all titles in one thread instead of a seperate thread for each belt.
Ok,I just wanna take this time to thank Grimm for stepping in & taking over the ECW PPV for me as I am going away on holiday next week.
If any of the newer RDCW guys wanna get involved,please reserve non RDCW characters in advance then that will allow you to post promos as them!
I would suggest either reserve them here or PM Paul Hyman,not Grimm!
Yeah, what he said. Also just as a note, the ECW matches are NOT taking place in the CheeseDome or even inside a ring. Keep that in mind.
Just a question for the recaps. The Lightweight table elimination match, that's just a multiple participant table match, right?
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Yeah, what he said. Also just as a note, the ECW matches are NOT taking place in the CheeseDome or even inside a ring. Keep that in mind.
WHOA.
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Just a question for the recaps. The Lightweight table elimination match, that's just a multiple participant table match, right?
Pretty much, yeah.
By the way, do we send the recaps to Joe same as suaul? It's just that he hasn't been around much.
Send the Trippin Tuesday stuff to Joe. Send your recaps in general to Joe, unless otherwise noted (such as ECW, which goes to Paul Hyman).
And a promo or two would be nice.
Gotta lot of good promos out this week, but we still need promos from Sammitch, Balls Nasty, the Allied Powers, Spamm, Johnny Evil, Joe Mama, Nowhereman, and King Snarf. Please post something, the voting ends tomorrow.
Louie does all the talking for the Bastardos these days........looks like he wears the pants in that family!
I look forward to putting you out of wrestling again.
I will be posting a promo of my own later tonight. So there, Nowhereman.
Shut the fuck up,retard.Nobody cares what you RDCW jobbers have to say...it's the XPW superstars they want to hear from.
I was robbed!I WAS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' SON OF A BITCHIN' ROBBED!
You took the words right out of my mouth,champ!
Oakley and Kamphausen must have paid the refs off....there's no way they could legitimately defeat XPW's greatest superstar!Well,you RDCW punks just dug your own graves,because the whole damn XPW roster is coming to "Havoc" next week and get revenge!
XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!XPW!
No, they aren't. Everybody's pretty bored with this, so if you want a showdown, then you PM a mod and schedule an RDCW vs. XPW show. If you don't want to do that, then just forget it.
All title histories updated as of Trippin' Tuesday results.
Lightweight Faggot
EuroTrash
Hardcore Porn
XPW
Stepping briefly out of character....I was going to PM you or one of the other mods at this forum on with some ideas for an RDCW vs. XPW pay-per-view show,but I held back because (A)I was waiting to see how the voting turned out for Trippin' Tuesday;(B)I didn't want to mess up the schedules for One Night Stand and the Rob's Damn Lucha Libre show;and (C)I wasn't sure if anybody else would be interested.
Anyhow,I'll be in touch soon with some suggestions for an RDCW vs. XPW event.
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No, they aren't. Everybody's pretty bored with this, so if you want a showdown, then you PM a mod and schedule an RDCW vs. XPW show. If you don't want to do that, then just forget it.
All title histories updated as of Trippin' Tuesday results.
Lightweight Faggot
EuroTrash
Hardcore Porn
XPW
Nice work, but the years on the Women’s Booby Title are off.
Are you trying to say the title is. . .sagging?
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Results = gay.
no YOUR result is gay
gay is to result as belt is to penwing.
Yes, Penwing winning is indeed gay. It's so gay, you could call it a Kamphausen win!
If by gay, you mean happy, then yes, the win is good.
If losing to Penwing is gay,then surely that would make the loser of the match even gayer.
Only if it were you in the match. Zing!
Trippin Tuesday left me a little confused...who are all of the people "Slick" manages?
And he's a villain, right?
'Slick' Willie Williams manages The company, which at the moment consists of Balls Nasty, Howlerama, Charlie and (it would appear), Darth. Currently, they're merged with The Bastardo's as The Family Business.
I see.
I missed the merger part.
So are all of The Family Business villains?
So would that make The Bond Brigade and SD6 the heroes?
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I see.
I missed the merger part.
So are all of The Family Business villains?
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Yes.
It shows just how little you know, PenWing. The Family - and our extended membership, the Family Business - are NOT villains! We don't go around plotting intricate deathtraps against our foes in order to rule the world. We are, simply put, the most dominant faction in the RDCW. We are a collection of like-minded individuals with the same basic goals. We have banded together, many of us putting aside personal grudges, under the leadership of Louie Bastardo and his Senior Tactician Grace, with the simple goal of dominating this promotion. And we have succeeded. Bond's Brigadiers...SD-6...even the RwO...you have all been measured against the Family. And you have all been found wanting.
We succeed precisely because we do not allow things like personalities and "friendships" to get in the way of our hunt for the Titles - we know that friendships quickly die in the face of a single Title shot. Every member of the Family Business has a clear-cut position and a Title to focus on winning. And this is why there are no rivalries or cracks within.
So, basically, because everyone hates you, and for lack of a better word, you're the villains.
You know, we should really save this stuff for promos.
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So, basically, because everyone hates you, and for lack of a better word, you're the villains.
You know, we should really save this stuff for promos.
Small words for smaller minds...
Naw...my promos are better and more thought-out than that.
Whoa!
Dissing yourself? You truly are a worthy Euro-Cunt-inental Champion.
Speaking of which, is there going to be a new belt?
Shaddap, you.
I may have my Photoshop guru craft me a belt. One that best exemplifies the greatness that IS the Family's Enforcer. I hope you're not getting too attached to the Heavyweight Cheese Title, PenWing.
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I see.
I missed the merger part.
So are all of The Family Business villains?
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Yes.
The Family - and our extended membership, the Family Business - are NOT villains!
To use an English Phrase, bollocks.
The Company are certainly villains. We lie, cheat and al in all try to seriously injure our opponents every match. SAnd you know what? We're proud of it.
Buhgawb! What a show tonight!
Just so everyone is clear, there are three more pools for the first round of the MOD tournament.
The 16 survivors will face off in a Battle Royale at WarGasms. That BR will eliminate 8 wrestlers, and seed the others for the quarterfinals.
The quarterfinals, semifinals, and the MOD Tournament Championship match will all take place on Havoc, in August.
So the question is, are you the master of this domain?
heh. that spells mod tournament.
Exactly!
Master of Domain is our equivalent to King of the Ring. But cooler. Much cooler.
I filled in Meeko's profile.
Not for long.
Just posted a promo to the "Havoc" thread teasing the impending arrival of the Bond Brigade's newest member.
Sparky Plugg has joined the RDCW?
I thought it was Mario Andretti.
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Chris Oakley said:
Just posted a promo to the "Havoc" thread teasing the impending arrival of the Bond Brigade's newest member.
Translation: Guess what, guys! I've created ANOTHER alt id!
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King Snarf said:
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Chris Oakley said:
Just posted a promo to the "Havoc" thread teasing the impending arrival of the Bond Brigade's newest member.
Translation: Guess what, guys! I've created ANOTHER alt id!
TRANSLATION: I want my belt!!!! MOMMY!!!!!
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Chris Oakley said:
Just posted a promo to the "Havoc" thread teasing the impending arrival of the Bond Brigade's newest member.
Who gives a flying fuck?
"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."
Still need promos from Fantastic, Spamm, Charlie/Howlerama, Sammitch/PenWing/Meeko, and Snarf/JM/Louie.
And if you haven't already, you might want to start on your recaps for Joe.
And remember, ECW goes up on Sunday.
I'll have my promo up by Friday. It's just a question of whether I'll do an in-ring or backstage interview...
I can have either an in-ring or a promo done sometime before tomorrow evening.
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Captain Sammitch said:
I can have either an in-ring or a promo done sometime before tomorrow evening.
Aren't they still waiting on you to make a post in the Murder Mystery thread?
When are you coming back, Peejus?
Meeko's
profile is now complete!
I am wrestling alchol addiction this week.....................so far I am winning!
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Nowhereman said:
I am wrestling alchol addiction this week.....................so far I am winning!
YES!!!!!!
It has tried to claim my sanity several times but thankfully I lost that years ago.
I see ECW: One Night Stand is up.
I'm gonna guess that the MWO is something to do with either SPAMM or Johnny Evil. Possibly, both, actually...
Yeah. I thought it would be a funny little take on the BWO.
Feel free to post your ECW stuff if you've got it. If anyone's not happy with it, then you've only yourself to blame for not sending anything.
And the odd match listing is a weird board screwup. The Philly Cheesesteak Diner Match is the main event.
By the way, whcih Dud is which Dudley? I think Bobby Rey is Buh Buh Ray, and Prick is Big Dick, but who's Derek?
Derek = D´Von
Prick = Spike
Hopefully, Nowhereman didn't strain himself while thinking up these names....
Chris Oakley! Stop bringing outside plots into the ECW show. You have been warned.
Why the fuck are Two Ton Tommy & Ian Bond at the show?
No RDCW stars are allowed unless they are listed in the matches.
So post a promo giving them the boot.
Who's Prince Snarf supposed to be, anyway?
You, I think.
I've got a post ready to go. If I don't hear back from Joe in the next few minutes, it's going up.
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Joe Mama said:
OOH OHH!!! ME NEXT!!!
Worst. Promo. Ever.
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TK-069 said:
I know I haven't been a good lil' wrassler. Sorry guys.
But I found a good site if you want some streaming music for your intros... just to get make it a more fun experience.
Thanks for sharin' the web address.
Fucknut.
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Joe Mama said:
OOH OHH!!! ME NEXT!!!
Worst. Promo. Ever.
...shut up...
did a mWo promo. It's probably not that great as I've never been 100% familiar with the bWo, but I'd like to think it's fairly entertaining.
Oh, it's entertaining all right.
Good job, Spamm!
Got that link from TK.
http://home.comcast.net/~blueeyedman/music.htmlRun through it and see if you can find streaming audio for your intro's if you want. But let's use it sparingly for those posters who might still be on dial-up. You can become a member and upload or request music apparently.
ECW voting ends tomorrow. If you haven't sent your recaps to Paul Hyman by tomorrow, then don't complain when the recap goes up.
Havoc returns July 5th. All RDCW related promos/plots should go in the preview thread until then.
I'll send mine in tomorrow after voting ends.
Huzzah for the <EMBED> code!!!
One third of the way through the ECW recap. I'll continue in the morning.
Still to come:
The Crackhead Lumberjack AlleyFight
The Dud Boys versus the Monkey World Order!
The Hardcore Ho Down
ECW's Hotties fight to prove who's the best!
Dojo Submission Match
Spaz vs. Lieutenant Sammitch!
New Orleans Sewer Rat Flaming Tables
Blackwulf vs. Malls Balloney!
Almost two thirds of the way there.
Still to come:
New Orleans Sewer Rat Flaming Tables!
Blackwulf vs. Malls Balloney!
South Boston Street Fight!
Papa Joe vs. Tommy Sleeper!
Porno Theatre Free For All!
Paul Hyman (that's me!) vs. Rob Blackandblue!
Still to come!
Porno Theatre Free for all!
Hyman vs. Blackandblue!
Cemetary Dance of Destruction!
Hellions defend the ECW tag titles against Van Dyke & Scabu!
Philly Cheesesteak Diner Brawl!
Fourway Dance for the ECW heavyweight Title!
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Paul Hyman said:
Cemetary Dance of Destruction
ECW Tag Titles
As the Hellions were declared the winners, the camera refocused in on a particular tombstone. Written on the front were the words: In Memorium, Road Warrior Hawk
He was one of the greats. This is a rack.
And it's over! Thanks to everyone for making Evil Cunt Wrestling: One Night Stand a huge success!
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King Snarf said:
Hopefully, Nowhereman didn't strain himself while thinking up these names....
Well at least I put some effort into the PPV,what did you do exactly?
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Paul Hyman said:
And it's over! Thanks to everyone for making Evil Cunt Wrestling: One Night Stand a huge success!
You're welcome.
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King Snarf said:
Hopefully, Nowhereman didn't strain himself while thinking up these names....
Well at least I put some effort into the PPV,what did you do exactly?
uh i'm guessing
just a guess but i think it would involve some all natural ice cream and a box of tissues......
Ok,can someone please explain to Chris that using the name Joey Biles for his XPW angle is a bit dumb considering we just had JJoey SStyles in the ECW angle!
I have given up!
Hey, a guy can change his name, can't he?
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thedoctor said:
<p><embed src="http://a425.v8384d.c8384.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/426/8384/3b858b51/mtvrdstr.download.akamai.com/8512/wmp/0/2635/4632_1_1_05.asf" width=300 height=25 autostart=true>
To do this, just quote my post, enable HTML coding, and replace the web address with the address of the song you want.
How do we enable HTML?
You sacrifice your first born child to Gob Almighty.
Seriously, underneath the subject line is a line that says Make Post. Use the drop down menu to highlight HTML/UBB. That way you can post the music and use any of the emoticons or other UBB codes in your post.
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King Snarf said:
Hopefully, Nowhereman didn't strain himself while thinking up these names....
Well at least I put some effort into the PPV,what did you do exactly?
I didn't even know I was in it, as you got my name wrong.
Its called trying to create some history.
If posters here dont wanna create some history for themselves,then its up to guys like Grimm & myself to do it.
I came up with Joe Mama & your old names,and Grimm came up with Sammitchs & SPAMMs names,as it makes sense that not all of us would have used the RDCW names when we were in ECW.
Just feel thankful that you were considered old school enough to have been an ECW guy.
I didnt think it would take a genius to work out who Prince Snarf was.
If you didnt like it,you had plenty of time to challenge it as the name was posted on the ECW preview thread for ages.
Or, like me, you could have said you were too young to be in ECW. I like what Joe did making me a part of the crew, but too young to wrestle. And I didn't even ask for that.
Ummmm...who made you part of the crew?
I appreciate the kind words some of you gave me, but my involvement in the ECW event was a promo and my match Recap. If you liked something but didn't make it up, chances are Grimm or Nowhereman did.
I can't remember. I thought it was you, but now I have to go back and look. Still, it was cool to do that.
Someone wrote something somewhere. I can't find it right now.
I was just looking, and if you're talking about this whole reference to Penwing's ECW past, then it's mentioned in the Junkyard Invitational recap.
Ah, thank you. I knew I saw it somewhere. I think Nowhereman wrote those.
Nope,its all Grimm!
I handed over the Paul Hyman id to him as I knew I wasnt gonna be able to devote anymore time to the PPV with my last minute holiday!
Ah, well, Grimm is very good at these things. Very good.
but he needs to put less vodka in his screwdrivers.
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Nowhereman said:
Its called trying to create some history.
If posters here dont wanna create some history for themselves,then its up to guys like Grimm & myself to do it.
Uh... I HAVE history. I've mentioned in several early promos the stuff that was done on the Athanon boards at the Smackdown Cafe'.
RACK Wednesday...you'll see why shortly...
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Nowhereman said:
Sonic ones?
gave me a sonic headache. . .
This is the second time where in one match I win, but the finish is written as a no-contest, and the return bout I lose, and it's a straight-up win. GAY!
Snarf, you need to promote yourself.
Okay, I'm getting bored with this shit, Snarf.
You think you're the only one who gets pissed about results? What about James Fantastic, who writes killer promo's but gets precisely fuck all for his efforts? Or, in fact, anyone who isn't riding the Family Business gravy train?
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I'm on the train, 'cos it's got me places I wouldn't otherwise be, but the fact is that it's taken titles away from guys who deserved it and put it in the hands of people who really don't.
Johnny Evil, for instance, hasn't posted a promo in some time, and yet he holds the Lightweight belt. Why? 'Cos he's a Bastardo. Why not put the belt on someone more deserving, like Fantastic? And before people start pointing fingers at me, I don't want a belt, it wouldn't work with my persona as I see it.
Or Sneaky? She's never, ever posted a promo here in any way shape or form, but is allowed to hold the Women's belt for a scandalous length of time. In fairness, no other women wrestlers post here, but it's the principal of the thing.
Just to put things in perspective, I realise that this is all not real yadder yadder yadder, but the fact is that there's a lot of guys that put in major work here, and they don't see any reawrds for it. I know we got this whole public vote thing going on, and I approve of that, but I'm less than pleased about the results.
It's not easy putting plot lines together, and not everyone will be happy all the time. We're constantly rolling with the results to shape a good story. That's what it's about.
Plus, we definitely DO keep the regular posters in mind when figuring out who to have face off in title matches. Charlie, you and James have been CONSTANTLY in some kind of title contention. The lightweight title and the hardcore title immediately come to mind, plus we tried to set up a feud between James and Oakley back when he had the Eurotrash title - a feud that, for various reasons, went nowhere.
On my end, as one of the most visible and regular posters, I leave myself wide open for ANYONE to challenge me. And I've always been available to work with or just bounce ideas off of. Frankly, losing the tag titles last week never bothered me because I've been trying to get out of the tag division for a while so other people/teams can have a shot at them.
I can't help you with how the voting goes. Contrary to some people's opinions, it's not rigged. But we are aware of who the consistent contributors are and we try to take them into consideration when title matches are being set up.
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Charlie said:
Okay, I'm getting bored with this shit, Snarf.
You think you're the only one who gets pissed about results? What about James Fantastic, who writes killer promo's but gets precisely fuck all for his efforts? Or, in fact, anyone who isn't riding the Family Business gravy train?
Fact is that the Bastardos have the belt because you people voted for it. We've been trying to fudge the results with creative storytelling in some instances to allow posting participants to come out on top of non-posters that beat them fair and square in the polls. The problem is that if we do this too much, guys would start complaining that we're ignoring the votes and are just going to do what we want to no matter what. The bottom line is that we give the posters on this board a stake in the outcomes so that, in the end, it's a group effort. Remember, the RDCW belongs to ALL OF US.
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Or Sneaky? She's never, ever posted a promo here in any way shape or form, but is allowed to hold the Women's belt for a scandalous length of time. In fairness, no other women wrestlers post here, but it's the principal of the thing.
Show me any other woman who posts in this forum as much as her. She hasn't done much promo-wise, but she has been here in the forum and made her presence know. Maybe that's why she's winning. I guarantee you that if you get a female posting in here on a weekly basis and doing promo's, she'll end up with the belt. I think some of you forget how quickly many posters have had a quick turn around in voting performance after a good promo or two. People are paying attention to that.
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Just to put things in perspective, I realise that this is all not real yadder yadder yadder, but the fact is that there's a lot of guys that put in major work here, and they don't see any reawrds for it. I know we got this whole public vote thing going on, and I approve of that, but I'm less than pleased about the results.
Then we've only got two choices here:
1. Ignore the votes completely. We run it all from the back room just like a regular promotion with a handful of guys deciding who wins and loses.
2. Keep the polls and have everyone work closer with Grimm, Penwing, Joe Mama, and me. We'll work out everything from the back room and work around poll results based on the consent of all parties involved.
I think we've always said to PM us with ideas and concepts to help this thing run smoother. If you guys don't do that, then we are going to have more and more problems. This shit is just going to fester until people get too pissed off about it and storm off. For the love of Gob, let's just try and be a little more upfront and cooperative here.
And for the record, we have no qualms with humilating posters who bitch about not getting what they want and putting nothing forth as far as promos or recaps. We've had to deal with too many assholes being pushed by us and getting a belt who just turn around and disappear from the forum or even the whole boards right as their title reign begins.
I have spoken.
Plus Charlie,without sounding like I am picking on you,remember the time I got squashed by you despite the voting being close?
We all get shit on from time to time!
Welcome to the world of wrestling.
Snarfs complaint isnt valid in my mind,but the same can be said of 95% of the complaints in this forum.
Crap. The Monroe ID keeps logging me off while I'm putting the poll together. Havoc would have been up twice already if not for that. AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna try one more time. In another browser. Should be up soon.
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Joe Mama said:
Frankly, losing the tag titles last week never bothered me because I've been trying to get out of the tag division for a while so other people/teams can have a shot at them.
Liar.
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MisterJLA said:
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Joe Mama said:
Frankly, losing the tag titles last week never bothered me because I've been trying to get out of the tag division for a while so other people/teams can have a shot at them.
Liar.
Well...in YOUR case! Yeah, it pisses me off to lose to a sad piece o' crap like YOU!!!
Charlie, as far as you, Fantastic, Spamm, Savitz, & so on. The fact of the matter is that those of us who put these things together DO take into account what you do. We've consistently put you guys and your ideas out there. But most of you are part-time posters at best. You frequently post to set up your matches, but when they're put up (ala last week's Hell in the Cell) you guys are often nowhere to be found to push your match with promos and recaps. I'm not slamming you, I'm just putting forth an observation.
But what you guys have to understand is that the outcome of these things is not all decided by the people of this forum, but the people of the RKMBs as a whole.
Johnny Evil, for instance, has a belt for many reasons. One of the biggest of which is, he's well known and liked across the boards as a whole. I can't stress that enough. Yes, he gets boosts from being a Bastardo, but that's not because of a "gravy train," but rather because that particular angle has succeeded beyond anyone's expectations. As far as him not posting right now, the man happens to be getting married this month. I think we can cut him a bit of slack for that.
On the other end, Fantastic, while putting a lot into this forum, and doing some really good stuff, isn't well known on the boards at all. Thus, our frequent attempts to get him into title contention (specifically the Lightweight belt) haven't amounted to much. And if we were rigging the votes, he would've won that belt a long time ago. Pretty simple.
Nowhereman said it best, we all get shit on in the voting at times. You just have to remember that it's all a game and roll with it. Run with it, have fun with it. If you take it seriously to the point that you get visibly upset with the results, then you need to step back and reevaluate your life.
Edited the intro to Havoc.
Charlie, all I want is for the match write-ups to reflect the voting results. Say you had a match with Oakley, and the all the votes go to you and none for Oakley, meaning you were the clear victor. Now, what if the write-up for that match wound up as a draw or a no-contest? Would you be upset with that?
Whilst I'm flattered that a lot of guys seem to think I deserve more recognition than I've got, I'm not too bothered by my losing streak.
The way I figure it, I'm the RDCW's Chris Jericho. If this was a real deal, then a bunch of smarks would probably spend all their time bitching about how I never get any titles.
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King Snarf said:
Charlie, all I want is for the match write-ups to reflect the voting results. Say you had a match with Oakley, and the all the votes go to you and none for Oakley, meaning you were the clear victor. Now, what if the write-up for that match wound up as a draw or a no-contest? Would you be upset with that?
Snarf, how many recaps have you submitted for your matches? How much work have you put into these matches? The more you participate, the more you have control over how your matches look. It's that fucking simple. As long as you aren't helping out with your recaps and only doing an average of one promo a month, I, honestly, don't give a damn about how you feel. When all the work for recaps gets thrown in our laps, we're taking the easiest way out to do them because writing one recap after another and keeping it fresh is hard work.
When this thing first started to kick off, you were a main participant. You got title shot after title shot despite voting constantly going against you. You then found a niche with your character that excelled you all the way up to Heavyweight Cheese Champ. Since then, you've dropped the ball. If you want better character representation, then do some work other than whining about it all over the boards. Do some promos and some recaps. Help us help you, as the old saying goes.
Getting back to the Havoc at hand, the draw stipulation for the Cell from Hell match is pretty much a green light from me for the MOD participants who are advancing to try and hedge their bets by weakening both Oakley and Penwing with pre-match attacks. You don't have to, but it's there for anyone who wants to.
Just, you know, clear your attacks via pm with me first. If you want to attack me, that's cool, but I wanna know what's coming. And, yes, you will pay down the road, because SUDDEN DEATH RULES!
It's fixed, but my moment will forever be ruined.
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King Snarf said:
Charlie, all I want is for the match write-ups to reflect the voting results. Say you had a match with Oakley, and the all the votes go to you and none for Oakley, meaning you were the clear victor. Now, what if the write-up for that match wound up as a draw or a no-contest? Would you be upset with that?
Snarf, how many recaps have you submitted for your matches? How much work have you put into these matches? The more you participate, the more you have control over how your matches look. It's that fucking simple. As long as you aren't helping out with your recaps and only doing an average of one promo a month, I, honestly, don't give a damn about how you feel. When all the work for recaps gets thrown in our laps, we're taking the easiest way out to do them because writing one recap after another and keeping it fresh is hard work.
When this thing first started to kick off, you were a main participant. You got title shot after title shot despite voting constantly going against you. You then found a niche with your character that excelled you all the way up to Heavyweight Cheese Champ. Since then, you've dropped the ball. If you want better character representation, then do some work other than whining about it all over the boards. Do some promos and some recaps. Help us help you, as the old saying goes.
First, in the past, I have rarely submitted a recap because I trusted those in charge to write a fair and accurate reflection of the voting results. Silly me.
Second, I haven't posted anything recently because I can't think of a decent angle at the moment. There was something planned with some other posters, but when those posters had some personal problems, and did the right thing and opted not to proceed, feeling it would've been in bad taste.
Lastly, I have not whined all over the boards. I've whined in this forum, in this thread. If you have seen me bitch in the Comics, Women, Deep Thoughts, or Arcade forums about this, please post a link, and I will humbly apologize for whining all over the boards.
Did someone just say something?
i wanna ecw style match..
You have one,take a look!
RACK Grimm for his latest Havoc promo.
Nicely played.
That's all Darth and Slick Willie on that one.
So you didn't write it?
I'll kindly take back the RACK I gave you, then.
LOL
:P
I added some title belt images to the title history thread. I'd like to thank Wednesday for providing images for the Women's Boobie Blet and Lipstick Lesbian Tag Team Titles. I'd also like to thank Nowhereman for creating new World Tag Team Titles.
More belts to be posted soon.
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Nowhereman said:
You have one,take a look!
Doh
Thanks to Nowhereman, we also have the old Inter-Cunt-Inental posted in the title history thread.
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PenWing said:
Thanks to Nowhereman, we also have the old Inter-Cunt-Inental posted in the title history thread.
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PenWing said:
I added some title belt images to the title history thread. I'd like to thank Wednesday for providing images for the Women's Boobie Blet and Lipstick Lesbian Tag Team Titles. I'd also like to thank Nowhereman for creating new World Tag Team Titles.
More belts to be posted soon.
You might wanna look at those belts again.
Championship is spelt with an "M" not an "N"
It is? Shit. I'll need to fix that.
Fixed them.
Oh, God, are we being invaded again???
I dunno,are you bending over?
Can someone explain to Piggsy that he cant have the same entrance music as me!
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Nowhereman said:
Can someone explain to Piggsy that he cant have the same entrance music as me!
Fuccckkkkk, Doc took war pigs you take creeping death...shit..
OK it's changed..goes better with sirens anyway..
perhaps we need a reserved music listing.
Rob's Killer Instinct Rip Off Theme Music is mine, ALL MINE!
I've listed all the songs I have used in my RDCW profile. The other thing I did was create a link to my RDCW profile in my signature. That way, I don't have to repost my profile everytime I change it. I can just edit the one I made on page 3.
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PenWing said:
I've listed all the songs I have used in my RDCW profile. The other thing I did was create a link to my RDCW profile in my signature. That way, I don't have to repost my profile everytime I change it. I can just edit the one I made on page 3.
What sorta person would update their profile every five minutes..........oh, Chris!
Yeah, see, I just update my post on page three. That was the second time I posted my profile, and even then I should have just updated my profile on page one. I've tweeked it about five or six times, I think.
Just posted RDCW/RDLL. Ten points to the first person to guess what Rey Locura siad!
They are not who I say that they are! They are the superhero of RDCW' s!
I am not who they say I am! I'm the superhero of the RDCW!
Because I'M Joe Mama! All you are is...misterjla...
Sorry I've been AWOL lately, guys. I've been moving from my on-campus apartment to my new one just off campus all week, and now that I'm full-time at Targhetto, I've been either working or moving just about 24/7. I'm about to pull my computer and move it, so I won't be able to get online regularly until the DSL gets turned on on the 2nd. I'll participate as often as I can whenever I go over to my aunt's house, and I'll do my best to make up for lost time when I get back online. Again, my apologies, and hopefully I'll be back on here pretty soon.
For Worlds in Collision, who do we send recaps to?
But I sent it to you! Could you forward it to Grimm, pwease?
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Chris Oakley said:
I'd like to know myself.
You will never know yourself!
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MisterJLA said:
But I sent it to you! Could you forward it to Grimm, pwease?
Don't worry about yours.
Rocking in the free world! WHOO!
still mostly offline right now. the plan right now is to put the RDLL recap up on sunday when i'm off work. if you haven't already, PM me your match recaps and i'll work them out sunday night.
Bad news. I was
originally supposed to have my DSL installed Tuesday the 2nd, but since I'm apparently in friggin' Cornfield, Illinois, the local SBC control center doesn't have all the hardware it needs to add new DSL lines in my part of town. So I'll be getting online from my aunt's house for at least another two weeks. I'll post as often as I can - I'm just still in the 'moving in' phase right now. Sorry for the delays.
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You're fired.
LOL
:P
You said it wrong. Now I have to say it to you BOTH:
"YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!!!"
Thanks to Chris Oakley for writing his lines for my promo this week, for the upcoming Elimination Chamber match.
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Thanks to Chris Oakley for writing his lines for my promo this week, for the upcoming Elimination Chamber match.
Glad to help.
The RDLL show recap is almost finished. Big thanks to everybody who took time to work on their matches. I think we ended up with a pretty good show.
I should be able to post more soon now that the small matter of me getting married is out of the way...
Nowhereman/Dark Lords vs. Bastardos is up in the RDLL thread. Just one match left.
eh?
Thank you all for your cooperation. I have now made the most recent post in every category but "Rob's Blog."
So what gave away the rigged vote?
Maybe El Superbeasto being so popular for once!
The Family sure cleaned house!
I wonder what Family member spammed the voting?
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Nowhereman said:
So what gave away the rigged vote?
Maybe El Superbeasto being so popular for once!
Ey! Maricone! What is your problem with me? I am simple, hardworking wrestler trying to make living for myself and my family! Why you always getting in my face, pendajo?
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Nowhereman said:
So what gave away the rigged vote?
Maybe El Superbeasto being so popular for once!
Ey! Maricone! What is your problem with me? I am simple, hardworking wrestler trying to make living for myself and my family! Why you always getting in my face, pendajo?
Cause you are a gay wanker!
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PCG342 said:
'Hello Mr. Pot this is Kettle.'
ahhhhh, shut it, stupid bunny!
Should each participating wrestler get a vote in the poll, even if one of the wrestlers is an alt ID?
If a wrestler has an alt ID, but the alt is the same wrestler (NotWedge/Johnny Evil), should that poster be able to vote with both ID's?
For those of us who have created manager ID's, should the Managers also get a vote?
I guess what I'm asking is, for those of us who have more than one legitimate wrestling paricipant that we post as, should we be allowed to vote with each ID?
On the one hand, this gives an unfair advantage to some people. On the other hand, it would allow some of us to better steer the plot towards pushing wrestlers who wouldn't normally get a lot of votes.
I'm inclined to say that alt ID's should be allowed to vote, but if, and only if, they are active participants in the RDCW.
For instance, when I was posting regularly with Howlerama, I used to vote with them. But I haven't voted with them in some time, since I no longer use them.
Lack of ideas, basically. They'll be making a comeback next Havoc.
This week. . .the return of Louie's Lounge!
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So what gave away the rigged vote?
Maybe El Superbeasto being so popular for once!
Ey! Maricone! What is your problem with me? I am simple, hardworking wrestler trying to make living for myself and my family! Why you always getting in my face, pendajo?
Cause you are a gay wanker!
You are the one who is always playing with Rob's penis!
I challenge you to match this week! I will chokeslam you through tables! Table match! Es muy macho Superbeasto vs. Nowhere Maricone!
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MisterJLA said:
RACK El Superbeasto!
yeah, hopefully he'll be able to post more now that the small matter of him getting married is out of the way.
I have an idea. It involves a wedding, Spandex Monkey Man and a REALLY big Elvis imitator. Does Spamm still post?
he does, although he hasn't been on recently. I think his last post was at the RDLL show. good stuff.
good stuff, INDEED!
Anything involving giant Elvis impersonators cannot be a bad thing.
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PenWing said:
Should each participating wrestler get a vote in the poll, even if one of the wrestlers is an alt ID?
If a wrestler has an alt ID, but the alt is the same wrestler (NotWedge/Johnny Evil), should that poster be able to vote with both ID's?
For those of us who have created manager ID's, should the Managers also get a vote?
I guess what I'm asking is, for those of us who have more than one legitimate wrestling paricipant that we post as, should we be allowed to vote with each ID?
On the one hand, this gives an unfair advantage to some people. On the other hand, it would allow some of us to better steer the plot towards pushing wrestlers who wouldn't normally get a lot of votes.
I also want to know if there were any posters who posted in the original poll but did not get a chance to post in the Sunday poll.
I did not get a chance to post in the Sunday poll, not that my vote would've made much difference.
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PCG342 said:
ahhhhh, shut it, stupid bunny!
i'm sorry, but i don't think there's a belt to be had between you, jabba and llance.
darn...
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PCG342 said:
ahhhhh, shut it, stupid bunny!
i'm sorry, but i don't think there's a belt to be had between you, jabba and llance.
That'd be one big arse belt!
MOD tourny mistake!
Should it not be Joe & Snarf eliminate me n Grimm,not JLA & Grimm?
Check out the re-vote. You came in second.
I think what he means is a mistake in the recap.
Order of actions:
1) JLA hits Nogan (heh)
2) Balls Nasty sets up Nogan for Tavernsmasher
3) JLA hits Balls Nasty and eliminates him
4) Joe Mama eliminates JLA
5) Shit happens that distracts Grimm with its silliness
6) King Snarf eliminates Grimm
7) Joe Mama eliminates Snarf
8) Nogan (heh heh) just barely misses eliminating Joe Mama, only to be eliminated himself
So, you see, based on where the comment occurs, there is no mistake. Snarf and I eliminate JLA and Grimm.
Well JLA was off fighting Balls Mahoney from what I read!
no... JLA was beating off Balls Mahoney, cunt!
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PCG342 said:
no... JLA was beating off Balls Mahoney, cunt!
RACK!
Wargasms is finished, and I need a break.
I can believe it.
So, who's up to posting this week's Havoc?
I'll have Havoc up this afternoon. Grimm and Doc did an amazing job with the WarGasms match last night. I just needed to get something back from someone before posting Havoc. As soon as the card is finalized, I'll put it up.
If anyone has a match they want this week, PM your idea to me within the hour.
In case you haven't seen it yet, I updated my post to do my in-ring.
Where'd your hair go? And what's with all the glass breaking?
Why's your head all shiny? And why do you smell like BBQ sauce?
You stand there with your stupid Red sox baseball cap and your stupid half eaten family size box of jelly doughnuts,flapping your gums,well I got something for ya!
Look out, Mr. Mama! You made the Nowherebeast angry!
SBC is a bunch of fucking fuckstick fuckers.
No DSL, three weeks after they said it'd be activated. I am hoping to be back online by the end of the week, but I can't promise anything. Thanks for temporarily getting my character out of the way - I'm sorry I can't write stuff for you guys right now, but I promise I'll make up for lost time when I get back.
Captain Sumbitch is not Nodenreichs friend!
heh. That should be Mr. Mama's avatar!
You will all fear the power of the darkside!
You have a very small pecker doncha,the light sabre is a compensator isnt it!
speaking of small peckers, how's your tag partner?
Prolly off stalking Rob!
You know what that gay bastard is like!
Snarf,when you cut a promo,at least get your facts straight.
I have absolutely nothing to do with the decision making process,especially anything to do with match outcomes & what happens with Captain Howdy!
Oh,and who decided to take away my IC title shot without contacting me first?
You should be happy to even get a match with me!
LOL
:P
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Nowhereman said:
Snarf,when you cut a promo,at least get your facts straight.
I have absolutely nothing to do with the decision making process,especially anything to do with match outcomes & what happens with Captain Howdy!
I can't control Captain Howdy neither!
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MisterJLA said:
You should be happy to even get a match with me!
LOL
:P
I'll be wearing my chastity belt when I'm in the ring with you!
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Nowhereman said:
Snarf,when you cut a promo,at least get your facts straight.
I have absolutely nothing to do with the decision making process,especially anything to do with match outcomes & what happens with Captain Howdy!
Because we all know that wrestling is a bastion of accurate information....
If yer gonna do a shoot promo,shouldnt you at least shoot on the right people?
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Oh,and who decided to take away my IC title shot without contacting me first?
looking at the poll, it does say non-title. however, that doesn't mean there can't be a title match at SummerScam.
Updating the Title History and Roster threads.
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Oh,and who decided to take away my IC title shot without contacting me first?
looking at the poll, it does say non-title. however, that doesn't mean there can't be a title match at SummerScam.
It was edited!
The non title thing wasnt on it originally!
Nowhereman, I made the poll, it was always on it. I know this because I cut and pasted each match name to the poll after I had written them out. And a poll can't be edited once it's posted. I know because I've tried to correct mistakes in the past. I'm sorry that I didn't think to give you the title shot this week, but it's yours on Sunday. Run with it.
Uh... What was up with the Killer segment? Am I the only one to think that smashing ICE is an ineffective way of garnering heat for a feud???
You cant get heat from ice,thats just silly!
The Recap is up, but Havoc's FAR from over!!!
I feel so...cheated. Stupid cliffhangers.
Call me old fashioned, but there's something hilarious about a Dark Jedi playing golf, don't you think?
I think it's sad that he's taking lessons from me. But, as Ben Kenobi once said, who's the worse golfer: that crappy golfer, or the crappy golfer who learns from him?
I don't know, Joe. Looked to me like Darth hit his target.
Hell, even I can hit my target occasionally...
Yeah,Joe hit his target last week!
400lbs might seem like a lot to most of you,but to Joe thats small potatoes.......and beans......and steak.....and ice cream.......and chicken......etc etc etc etc
You are so gay for me.
WIP
Who do we send recaps to?
Send recaps to me. And please, please, if anyone can write their own recap, please do so, and send it to me.
i need to wait for grimm, we should delay this.
Most of the rest of the recaps will go up tomorrow.
How come there was no Final Justice in Mr. JLA's match??? I feel cheated!!
I'm trying to become respectable...sort of...
Great recap, JLA!
Just one small thing about the recap. I think you've used old versions of Howler and Highwayman's profiles. It doesn't matter really, but it's just worth noting for future versions. I'll try and link to the profiles in my sig from now on.
Blame Joe Mama, that's the info he sent me!
And thanks Pens and Snarfies!
Well done, JLA!
Whats with all the "Nowhereman takes people from behind" shit?
Did you think I wouldnt notice?
Fat Retard is just itching to log in!
Hooray for Final Justice!
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Well done, JLA!
I second that.
I've been writing all my own recaps for months, but Monroe's been getting all the credit!
LOL
:P
When's this week's Havoc going up?
I'm not sure there will be a Havoc this week. I'd like to hold off and post something else over the weekend. I'm still waiting to hear back from Joe, Doc, and Grimm on this. Joe is probably still sleeping, and Doc and Grimm have other things they need to take care of, so we'll see what happens.
Oh, if anyone has any match suggestions, now's the time to PM me.
Havoc to return next week!
Title History and Roster threads updated.
I'm leaving on a trip a week from tomorrow. Grimm suggested giving the lightweight title to someone else and I think he's right. I can post something about it if there's a "show" thread to post it in. My time is kind of limited except for today until I leave, but if you let me know when there'll be a place to post I'll make an effort to get to a computer.
What's the story with "Saturday Night Shite"? Did you guys decide to cancel it,or are you just late in getting it posted?
Saturday Night Shite?
Wossat then?
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What's the story with "Saturday Night Shite"? Did you guys decide to cancel it,or are you just late in getting it posted?
you're retarded, aren't you?
Aha!
Methinks we should all forget this ever happened, and beat Chris Oakley to death with Llance!
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What's the story with "Saturday Night Shite"? Did you guys decide to cancel it,or are you just late in getting it posted?
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Havoc to return next week!
Texas Death Match is up. SS is done. Great job, everyone!
I just read last year's SummerScam. I can't believe how far we've come since then, and that was a damn good show.
Thanks to everyone who posted and helped with recaps! I hope everyone returns to post at the next Havoc this week!
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What's the story with "Saturday Night Shite"? Did you guys decide to cancel it,or are you just late in getting it posted?
It happened http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/264016/an/0/page/6#264016 and you lost!
Havoc is up. Let 'er rip, people!
Have done.
Never mind. I was busy writing something out for PenWing, and it seems the poll closed before I could get to the promo for Havoc. Since I already know what's going to happen, the promo's gonna be pretty much a waste of time. Sorry I didn't post my first week back. I'll make up for it.
Don't worry about poll closings. I'm about to post a major Meeko's Mic Night, well after the poll closed. Partly because Joe couldn't send anything back to me until the other day, and partly because I asked Sammitch if he wanted to do something for this, and he did, and he got it back to me, but I wasn't up late last night to post, and I had to work this morning. So, it's going up now. Anyone who wants to post after this, go for it. It's open ended for that very reason.
That's happened before. In fact. I'm fairly certain that we've had a week where most of the promo's went up AFTER the results.
Also, Sammitch? That was incredible
I do what I can. Nice in-ring yourself. I was going to post a reply to it, but I got sidetracked, and from the poll results, what I had in mind wouldn't have worked anyway.
So far Sammitch is the only person to step up and accept my challenge. Is there anyone else out there who wants their Big Cheese Title shot? Sammitch can't be the only person who wants to wear the gold, can he? Step right up gentlemen (and ladies).
Ladies...now that would be interesting...
I'll post my recap when all the others are up, since my match was last.
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Joe Mama said:
So far Sammitch is the only person to step up and accept my challenge. Is there anyone else out there who wants their Big Cheese Title shot?
Yeah,me.I so want to get even with you for the Fenway Park street fight,man.
You're not allowed any title shots, if I recall....
You are not allowed a title shot remember!
Well even if it's just me and Nowhereman so far, it should be interesting. Nowhereman writes kickass promos.
I accept! I've got more shoot promos!
Whats with these people accepting here & not in the Havoc shows?
Well, to accept in Havoc takes a lot of work. To accept here is begging to be ignored.
Nowhereman, another great promo!
Snarf, please, no more shoots. If you need someone to bounce ideas off of for an angle, send me a PM or IM me. I actually may have some ideas to talk through, if you're interested.
Can somebody please remind me when Oakleys title stipulation runs out.
I'm sure he needs reminding as well!
Maybe we should stretch it out to Robblemania,just to be safe!
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Well, to accept in Havoc takes a lot of work. To accept here is begging to be ignored.
Nowhereman, another great promo!
Snarf, please, no more shoots. If you need someone to bounce ideas off of for an angle, send me a PM or IM me. I actually may have some ideas to talk through, if you're interested.
Y'know what? Just fuck the whole thing then. Any angle I agree to is gonna fall apart or be one-sided somehow. So to hell with it.
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King Snarf said:
Y'know what? Just fuck the whole thing then. Any angle I agree to is gonna fall apart or be one-sided somehow. So to hell with it.
Not true. But, since the only angle you'll agree to involves making yourself look good while simultaneously fucking over anyone and everyone you can, I guess it's a good idea for you to leave for a while.
I haven't said anything much about your little "shoot" promo mostly because I was more interested in seeing where it led to. My original opinion was that you either had a lot of sack to do what you did, or you were just being a prick for prick's sake. Looks like the latter was true.
You don't care about this, but you should know that your little temper tantrum...excuse me, "shoot" angle...didn't screw me or PenWing over as much as it screwed people like Charlie and MisterJLA and Sneaky Bunny and Grimm and a few other people. You pissed on a good number of people and the sad thing is you don't care. Here's a little secret for you - PenWing and I aren't the only people who write these things. We're not the only ones who decides who gets pushed and what storylines get pushed. Doc and Grimm are involved. Interesting that you were very careful not to mention them, eh?
The fact is, you thought your tantrum would turn people against me and PenWing. Not only were you wrong about that, but you only managed to piss people off with your whining and stupidity. Y'know why? Because PenWing and I bust our asses for this forum and everyone knows it. We constantly put ourselves out there to help anyone who needs it and everyone knows it. There isn't a contributor, old or new, who can say that we haven't offered to help them or offered advice when asked. Can you say the same?
No. You can't. You've done a grand total of jack shit around here. You post sporatically at best. You had four promos during your title reign. Your big match - your Saved By The Bell Match and Prom Promo - were done mostly by me. And you know this. You were content to spin your wheel and get things handed to you. But rarely did you actually contribute, And you have the fucking nerve to think that you can step to me, make accusations at me, make demands at me, and that I'd just allow them to stand indefinitely?
Fuck you, pal. You carry your share of the load or don't bitch when things don't go your way. You don't have the right to whine about anything because you rarely contributed anything. And for you to ask everyone to join you in your little botched coup was as much a slap in their faces as it was to mine. So take your whiny bitch-self and find something else to do. When you're ready to step up and actually contribute something, we'll be here. But I'm damned if I'm gonna let you run at the mouth and pitch these little fits because you think that we (PenWing, Me, Doc, Grimm, NWM, or ANYONE) somehow owe you something.
I'm sorry. Who was it you feuded with when you really started getting into this? Oh that's right, it was me. Whatever. I'm done with this.
Yep. You were my first major feud. And, when it started kicking into high gear, who was the one doing the promos? Oh yeah...me. That's who.
Run along, Snarf. You don't have a leg to stand on and you know it.
Which reminds me. Funny that you've had all the time in the world to bitch and moan. I offer up an open challenge to anyone who wants it and you can't seem to find the time to write a promo accepting it. Your way or the highway, right Snarf? I think you should go with highway.
Maybe I stepped on toes with the shoot promo. But honestly, what the fuck else was I supposed to do. I had an idea for an angle, I ran with it. Oakley pulls shit out of his ass all the time and usually just gets a slap on the wrist.
The reason I stopped posting in our initial feud was that no matter how many promos I posted, things were still very one sided. Why bother when I know what the outcome's gonna be?
Oh, and I may post sporadically, but I do post. Which is more than can be said for people who are continuosly put in matches, like TK, Stareena, Sneaky, Wednesday....
And to be honest, I never even knew you had a challenge till I saw it in the kayfabe thread. I just skim the Havoc threads because there are too many long ass promos nowadays.
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Maybe I stepped on toes with the shoot promo. But honestly, what the fuck else was I supposed to do. I had an idea for an angle, I ran with it.
You do what everyone else does. You talk to whomever you want to feud with. If you have concerns about the way something is being done, you talk to one of us. If not me or PenWing, then Grimm or Doc. You didn't step on toes, you ran over a lot of people without even realizing it.
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Oakley pulls shit out of his ass all the time and usually just gets a slap on the wrist.
There hasn't been a single time that Oakley's pulled something out of his ass that directly screwed up another person's storyline. The most that he's done is put himself in a position where one of us has to PM him and make him change some part of his promo.
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The reason I stopped posting in our initial feud was that no matter how many promos I posted, things were still very one sided. Why bother when I know what the outcome's gonna be?
I'm not going to apologize for how other people vote. I vote once. I don't use alt IDs. I don't like that some people do use them, but I can't stop that. Believe me, I tried at Wargasms - I'm sure Rob thinks I'm some kind of lunatic/pain in the ass for the demands I was making as far as the voting went.
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Oh, and I may post sporadically, but I do post. Which is more than can be said for people who are continuosly put in matches, like TK, Stareena, Sneaky, Wednesday....
Those people are used when we need to set up a match that moves a storyline along. TK and Wednesday haven't been in title contention for a while. We've been pushing people who actually post with some regularity. Stareena and Sneaky fill a need in the Women's Division - you're not seriously complaining about the Women's Division, are you?
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And to be honest, I never even knew you had a challenge till I saw it in the kayfabe thread. I just skim the Havoc threads because there are too many long ass promos nowadays.
So you skim the Havocs? I have no idea how to properly respond to that. I really don't. Considering that THAT'S where the action is and THAT'S where things take place, I'd think you'd want to read the Havocs. But that's just me...
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Joe Mama said:
Those people are used when we need to set up a match that moves a storyline along. TK and Wednesday haven't been in title contention for a while. We've been pushing people who actually post with some regularity. Stareena and Sneaky fill a need in the Women's Division - you're not seriously complaining about the Women's Division, are you?
We have two women who participate with any regularity. It seems silly that you and others should put effort into something like that for such a relatively small niche.
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So you skim the Havocs? I have no idea how to properly respond to that. I really don't. Considering that THAT'S where the action is and THAT'S where things take place, I'd think you'd want to read the Havocs. But that's just me...
Honestly, I don't want to read a novel about Oakley's feud with the Killer, or how an alt id, like any of our luchadores, is gonna give the business to another alt id like Two Ton Tommy.
You know Snarf, I put a lot of effort into the promos and matches I write. It doesn't matter whether it's for me or someone else, I still treat it like my own. I put effort into Meeko and Lor, and others, because the people who participate in this forum, and the girls I write things for, appreciate my work. They read this forum to be entertained, and all the feedback I've gotten tells me that I have succeeded. I have worked with just about everyone who posts here on one angle or another since I've taken a more active role in booking. That includes you. I just lost the Cheese title I won from you to Joe Mama. Joe Mama didn't write that match. I did. I didn't cry about losing the poll. I sat down, and I wrote one of the best matches, if not the best match I have ever written for this forum. And for now, I have stepped aside so that someone else can get a shot at the title. That doesn't mean I won't invoke my rematch clause. I will, when the time is right. But for now, someone else is going to earn that spotlight of number one contender and quite possibly Big Cheese Champion. That's the way it works. If you want to step out, fine. When you put in effort, you wrote some great stuff. We all know what you are capable of, and any one of us would be willing to work with you on an angle. Ultimately, your fate is in your own hands. Impress the voters, and you'll win. Do nothing, and you won't. It really is that simple.
I appreciate the kind words. And you're absolutely right. But my main beef has been when the match write-ups DO NOT reflect the voting results. This has happened to me twice, and no one ran it by me. So I bring it up in the shoot promo to get a little heat, thinking "Hey here's something new, maybe this might prove interesting". Everyone says post something, so I did, and I get blasted for it. So, to make it short, I'm confused and upset.
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So you skim the Havocs? I have no idea how to properly respond to that. I really don't. Considering that THAT'S where the action is and THAT'S where things take place, I'd think you'd want to read the Havocs. But that's just me...
Honestly, I don't want to read a novel about Oakley's feud with the Killer, or how an alt id, like any of our luchadores, is gonna give the business to another alt id like Two Ton Tommy.
So, you're basically saying that you don't care about anyone's work but your own. That fits. You might not like Oakley's angles, but at least he's working on them. And he's willing to ask and take advice from other people. Other people here work for what they get. Your shoot promo didn't work because there was nothing entertaining about as well as broke down the work others had put so much time and effort into. You don't feel you're getting a fair shake? How about PMing me or Grimm about your feelings? Instead, you let continue to piss you off instead of trying to do something about it. You have no right to put down anyone's promos or angles.
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King Snarf said:
I appreciate the kind words. And you're absolutely right. But my main beef has been when the match write-ups DO NOT reflect the voting results. This has happened to me twice, and no one ran it by me. So I bring it up in the shoot promo to get a little heat, thinking "Hey here's something new, maybe this might prove interesting". Everyone says post something, so I did, and I get blasted for it. So, to make it short, I'm confused and upset.
The point is to work with people and not against them. You can influence write-ups by doings some work on them yourself. We've always said that voting is only a guideline and that we take the liberty to write up matches in ways that will make them more interesting or further a storyline. If you're not working on a storyline and not participating in a write-up, your character looses his voice and is relegated. Want it to change? Do some work.
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So, you're basically saying that you don't care about anyone's work but your own.
Uh, no. I don't care about really, pointlessly long drivel. It used to be a promo was just a paragraph or two. Now, everyone needs to write out the smallest details and insert pithy commentary from the announcers. I remember one time, I posted what I thought was a promo, just a simple paragraph, and was told by a few folks that that "didn't count" or something. Part of the reason I post sporadically is that I don't want to write a whole bunch of actions or comments. A promo should be you say your thoughts about the match and that's it.
Also, I really don't care about anything involving obvious alt id's.
Anyway, I've made my thoughts on the subject clear, and I've pm'ed Joe to hopefully clear the air between us. I respectfully request not to be put in anymore polls at this time, and apologize to anyone who took offense to either the now-infamous promo or comments in this thread.
"Kayfabe" is essentially wrestling-slang for "in character". For example, when Hogan talks about how he's gonna beat up Shawn Michaels, that's talking in kayfabe. Conversely, when the Rock talks about he and Steve Austin work together to put on a match and essentially confirms the notion that wrestling is predetermined, that's known as "breaking kayfabe".
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Fuck you.
no fuck you;, you fucking piece of shit. we've worked our damn asses off for the last two years to make you look like something and all you fucking do is come in here and bitch about shit.
why don't you fucking go and piss off and leave those of us who actually contribute shit to do something and make something out of this forum while self centered bastards like yourself sit around pissing and moaning. I made the louie bastardo id to push people and bring some excitement back into the forum and you fuck around for six months while I made you the fucking world champion and you make four damn posts in six months and call yourself a posting champion when Joe Mama wrote two of your biggest promos which were against saved by the bell alts? go fuck yourself you goddamn piece of shit.
week in and week out and we work our asses off to try and make something entertaining and push people who give a damn and contribute shit and all you wanna fucking do is piss all over anybody else because your fucking feelings got hurt.
you know what? FUCK YOU, YOU SELF CENTERED SON OF A BITCH. go piss off and leave the rest of us to contribute and have some damn fun while you just sit around and complain about everything in your life you whining self absorbed mother fucker.
and if you don't like it I couldn't give two shits.
you wanna shoot again, snarf? you got more shoot promos? well, we got fucking shoots for you, jackass. after you walk in here and piss all over everything we've done.
YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't fucking post in this forum again. fuck off.
This is the greatest thread ever.
Snarf,you piss n moan like a little bitch and accuse people off stuff they havent done,yet you have defended your actions with a tissue of self serving shit.
You accuse me of vote rigging,yet it was me who brought up the fact it was being done,and even went as far as to contract Rob to have the method of multiple voting removed.
All the while the main vote rigging was going on,or at least when I belive it was going on,you were constantly winning,I was not,so where is your foundation in that accusation?
Also,how many heavyweight title challenges have I had during the year & a half of this forum?
None,that how many,yet you accuse me of trying to squash you.
You also say that all your angles are one sided.
Well how about the fact that a feud was set up between you n me but you failed to even make one post about it,killing the feud off before it even had a chance to get off the ground!
You also admit you dont give a shit about other peoples posts,yet expect us to care about yours.
As for your match write ups making you look bad,as I said before,I didnt see you defending me when I had what was the worst squash in RDCW history.
Once again its all about you,despite your protestations that other people pick on you.
I really dont care what appologies have been thrown out there,they aint worth shit as far as I am concerned!
You are woefully ignorant of anyone in this forum but you.
We all supported you when you came up with the angle that got you to the heavyweight championship as it was funny as hell,but this so called new angle is not really an angle,its just an excuse for you to piss n moan!
If you dont wanna take other peoples promos into consideration,then I suggest you dont bother posting here ever again!
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King Snarf said:
Uh, no. I don't care about really, pointlessly long drivel. It used to be a promo was just a paragraph or two. Now, everyone needs to write out the smallest details and insert pithy commentary from the announcers. I remember one time, I posted what I thought was a promo, just a simple paragraph, and was told by a few folks that that "didn't count" or something. Part of the reason I post sporadically is that I don't want to write a whole bunch of actions or comments. A promo should be you say your thoughts about the match and that's it.
Have you been reading SPAMM's promos lately? Very short and to the point, and very funny. You don't have to write long promos, you don't have to write an interview, you don't have to write commentary in the promo. When I first started, I didn't do any of that. I just came out to the ring and talked about my match. It helped me to work with Oakley, because he and I worked together to sell our feud. We'd take turns posting first, and the second poster would get the physical shots in. But as I continued to work on my character, I wanted to add things into the post to make it more entertaining. I worked hard to get a grasp for how Monroe and Marcum would react to a situation, and I use that when I write up match recaps as well. I don't always add commentary to my posts, but if I can, I do, because in a real show, the announcers never shut up. But that's just me. Other people have done the same, probably because they want that same effect from their posts. But not everyone does that. No one has to. It's a personal decision.
As for the lengths of the promos, sometimes it just works that way. Sometimes a poster has a lot to say. And those posts are important because they often give us more to work with in response to the character. No one has to write a long promo, but it happens. Sometimes it happens a lot. If you want to participate in the forum, you have to read other people's work. Why should they read your work if you don't want to read theirs? And if you don't like that someone is making long posts, then start a feud with the person. The longer the post, the more ammunition the poster is providing you for your own promo. Look at what Joe wrote on Meeko's Mic Night. I used some of it, and Sammitch took off with it.
You don't like that Meeko's Mic Night was one continuous post? It looked too long for you? That's just too bad. It was originally just going to be the interview with Joe. But in talking with Joe, I suggested that I would make a post right after it to say that I was not invoking my rematch. I figured that would help open the door for other people to respond. But Joe wasn't able to send me his lines until the weekend, and I didn't get online until Saturday night. It happened that Sammitch was on, so I asked if he wanted to accept the challenge, and my post became part of the larger promo as a segue to introduce Sammitch. Sammitch sent me his lines at 2 am Sunday morning. I was sleeping. What was I supposed to do? Was I supposed to post Meeko's Mic Night with Monroe, and then post my promo to introduce Sammitch, and then hold everyone up so that Sammitch could post hours later? I don't think so. I posted the entire promo Sunday afternoon when I got home from work. One promo, one post. Three different contributors.
You didn't want to read that? Then maybe the other guys are right. Maybe this isn't for you. If you don't have the respect to read what other people put effort into, then why should we care to work with you? It's a two-way street.
I do have some ideas to run by you, if and when you're interested. But it's entirely up to you if you want to participate in any of this. My advice is take a step back and just read, and I mean really read, what we are posting. Read the promos. Read the recaps. Do that for a few weeks. Watch how everything gets put together. It's not easy to book this show. There is a lot to keep track of, and even with four of us working at it, we still sometimes miss something. We're only human. But for the most part, it's a smooth operation. Why? Because the people who want to succeed contribute and communicate with us and each other, and that creates a flow in the writing. That's how it works.
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King Snarf said:
Also, I really don't care about anything involving obvious alt id's.
That's interesting, because it was an alt ID that pushed you to the top. Think about that.
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Nowhereman said:
Snarf,you piss n moan like a little bitch and accuse people off stuff they havent done,yet you have defended your actions with a tissue of self serving shit.
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So, you're basically saying that you don't care about anyone's work but your own.
Uh, no. I don't care about really, pointlessly long drivel. It used to be a promo was just a paragraph or two. Now, everyone needs to write out the smallest details and insert pithy commentary from the announcers. I remember one time, I posted what I thought was a promo, just a simple paragraph, and was told by a few folks that that "didn't count" or something. Part of the reason I post sporadically is that I don't want to write a whole bunch of actions or comments. A promo should be you say your thoughts about the match and that's it.
Also, I really don't care about anything involving obvious alt id's.
I shan;t bother to argue about alt id's as I have a hell of a time figuring out who is and isn't.
As for the original remark about promo's should be about the match and nothing else, that would be really boring. Plus, it never works that way in real wrestling. I view Promo spots as, essentially, character spots. In pretty much all of my recent promo's, I never say a word about the match, I mostly just make jokes at the expense of my character.
I know you seem to be quite into this hwole joke routine, which is cool, but I'd say there's one big difference between the way your character and mine work. You want to be in the Big Cheese title shot, and I just wanna be around.
Imagine if Doink the Clown had been given the WWF title, at any point. Can you honestly say you would have kept watching? Then, imagine if he cut promo's only occasionally and effectively removed the title belt from proper contension. Wouldn't you just HATE that? I know I would, and I never even saw Doink.
Then, look at Raven's recent TNA run as World Heavyweight Champion. He cut great promo's frequently, worked a shitload of matches and genrally made the belt a serious object. THAT is how it should be done.
Now, I know RDCW isn't real, but I don't honestly see that as an excuse. Guys who are into jokey promo's are fine as wrestlers, but not as holders of the main title. Certainly I have no interest in holding the Big Cheese Championship, nor really in holding any title of any sort (not that I'd turn one down...).
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Anyway, I've made my thoughts on the subject clear, and I've pm'ed Joe to hopefully clear the air between us. I respectfully request not to be put in anymore polls at this time, and apologize to anyone who took offense to either the now-infamous promo or comments in this thread.
At least you've apologised, and that's cool. I think it'd be a good idea if everybody just calmed down and got on with what we're doing, 'cos at the moment it's just great.
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As for your match write ups making you look bad,as I said before,I didnt see you defending me when I had what was the worst squash in RDCW history.
Just like to point out that that really wasn;t my idea, and I actually feel really embarassed about that now...
This is the greatest promo ever!
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As for your match write ups making you look bad,as I said before,I didnt see you defending me when I had what was the worst squash in RDCW history.
Just like to point out that that really wasn;t my idea, and I actually feel really embarassed about that now...
I know dude,dont sweat it!
I know who was responsible & we sorted it out!
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Nowhereman said:
As for your match write ups making you look bad,as I said before,I didnt see you defending me when I had what was the worst squash in RDCW history.
Just like to point out that that really wasn;t my idea, and I actually feel really embarassed about that now...
I know dude,dont sweat it!
I know who was responsible & we sorted it out!
Yeah...I explained why, begged him for forgiveness, and he called me a CUNT. S'all good.
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Anyway, I've made my thoughts on the subject clear, and I've pm'ed Joe to hopefully clear the air between us. I respectfully request not to be put in anymore polls at this time, and apologize to anyone who took offense to either the now-infamous promo or comments in this thread.
It's good to know that when I offer an apology, everyone is willing to forgive and then drop the matter.
Oh, wait a minute...
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This is the greatest thread ever.
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rex said:
This is the greatest thread ever.
Enough of uncircumcized. Get back to the other stuff now.
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Fat Retard said:
On the Sabbath?
"I don't roll on Shabbas, Dude."
wow, what lovely vote rigging.......great job JLA
I noticed the total number of votes always increased whenever you had a title defense...
But I'm rigging votes.
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sneaky bunny said:
wow, what lovely vote rigging.......great job JLA
I think she's losing it.
That makes... well, all of us.
Roster updated. Please pay attention to the roster updates as they will help you keep your promos current.
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Pariah said:
I'm a faggot!
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John Byrne said:
Alex Ross is superior to me in every way imaginable.
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Chris Oakley said:
I love the taste of Byrne cock in the morning!
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John Byrne said:
My IQ is lower than Napoleon's approval rating after Waterloo.
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Chris Oakley said:
I cannot tell the difference between reality & alt ids!
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John Byrne said:
I can't create a decent comics storyline to save my life.
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Joe Mama said:
Hmmmmm......doughnuts.
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Nowhereman said:
I'm half-circumcised
A half circumsised knob is better than no knob at all,Joan Mambo!
The first half of my promo is taken from the Undertaker's speech unveiling the Ministry of Darkness, which is the direction the Dark Lords are kind of going in. Just to give people a bit of an idea what's going on.
it was great grimm!
But what'll he do for an encore?
you'll see. . .
Can't wait.
Wow, even I thought that was evil.
okay, dammit, I'll put my pants back on.
Good,I can take the gas mask off now!
or can you?
Havoc is up!
Uncircumsized recaps are on the way!
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madman marcum said:
Havoc is up!
Uncircumsized recaps are on the way!
How,by Pony Express?
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madman marcum said:
Havoc is up!
Uncircumsized recaps are on the way!
I'll have my finished by tomorrow afternoon!
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Havoc is up!
Uncircumsized recaps are on the way!
How,by Pony Express?
I don't remember seeing anything from you in my PM box this week, chuckles!
Boobie Belt Championship and Hockey Fight are up!
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MisterJLA said:
I'll have my finished by tomorrow afternoon!
I lied!
Hopefully by tonight!
Hardcore match is up!
JLA, I opened the thread for you to post your match if you prefer.
Posted to Havoc. What is the next Pay-per-view, by the way?
Halloween. Doesn't have a name yet.
IC match is up!
still waiting for someone to post the Big Cheese match. certain promos and storylines need that posted.
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Grimm said:
Halloween. Doesn't have a name yet.
Halloween Herpes, maybe?
Maybe. We're open to suggestions.
Uncircumsized is finished finally.
Now we start on Havoc. If you've got anything for your matches, PM 'em to me!
: indeed!
SPAMM - excellent promo!
just need the IC match now. good stuff everybody.
I'll have it up tomorrow night, I pwomise!
Nice work on the recaps. SPAMM, great job working in the stuff I sent you.
That was an amazing Havoc!
Grimm and Darth get credit for the assist on the Dark Lords promo at the end of my IC match with Nowhereman.
I like how Havoc now has fewer matches. Makes it seem more "special".
Now we should do the same with some of the belts....(Lightweight and Women's Tag Team)
and easier to recap! (in theory)
longer havocs were an experiment that didn't quite work.
I always think of the forum as a "work in progress." it's constantly changing and growing to meet the needs of the posters. or it should be.
the lightweight division seems to have dwindled. I'd love to see it reborn, but if the interest just isn't there. . .eh. what can you do?
we'll probably close out the women's tag soon. I'd like to throw out one, maybe two more matches in that one just for the hell of it. we'll see.
Once again, I'll have my recap done by Tuesday night (late)!
So we'll expect to see it on Friday then!
Oakley vs. Fantastic is up.
ok, it's not my best work but I've been really busy this week and wasn't expecting to do the whole match. but it's up.
I just need Darth or JLA to post the last bit with Chesty and JLA.
HOW EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JLA's bit with the bad "Verizon" cellpone was hilarious!
The Writer's Block Forum is invading the RDCW!!!
Welcome aboard, Doc Paragon, whoever you may be...
That recap is exactly the type of garbage that the RDCW needs to turn away from! They must return to the tradition of wrestling!
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Joe Mama said:
The Writer's Block Forum is invading the RDCW!!!
Welcome aboard, Doc Paragon, whoever you may be...
well, it's not like there's anything interesting going on over there. . .
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ok, it's not my best work but I've been really busy this week and wasn't expecting to do the whole match. but it's up.
I just need Darth or JLA to post the last bit with Chesty and JLA.
I liked it a lot!
My bad computer plus "writer's block" of my own prevented me from writing the recap, so thanks for stepping up!
Thanks.
I'm just never happy with my stuff. I always feel like it could be better.
Grimm. Read my in-ring. There's so much more I wanted to say, but that's what future promos are for...
Thanks - just remember, you got the whole ball rollin'.
good stuff. it's been an interesting Havoc already.
Holy shnikes...the RDCW just got a lot more interesting...
Guess I'll have my choice of targets when I return.
those of you with matches to recap: send 'em to Marcum.
JLA: we all await your date promo.
if you've got a promo you wanted to do this week, feel free to post up until the recaps start going up.
and as always, if there's a match you want, post it here or send it to a mod.
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JLA: we all await your date promo.
Fin
Rack JLA!
dood, that was hilarious!
well worth it!
Balls vs. Howler is up. If you didn't see 'em, the Hotties and Geezers matches went up earlier.
still to come:
Chewy vs. Spamm
Grimm vs. Howdy
Just posted on the new Havoc.
Just wanted to say that I've fired off a PM to Louie Bastardo. I'm coming back some time after Halloween Handjobs, but I'm not quite sure when.
I gave my profile a major make-over yesterday.
Spamm/Chewy is up.
Grimm/Howdy will go up later this weekend. That'll finish up last week.
Thank you to Lord SPAMM for assisting with the new moves. The Darkside is strong in you.
Before anyone says it, yes, I ripped off Ric Flair.
BTW, I lied about my comeback date.
Got a promo up. Pig Iron, PM me when you're free to work on stuff.
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BTW, I lied about my comeback date.
Eeeeeeeeviiiiiiillllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Captain Sammitch said:
Got a promo up. Pig Iron, PM me when you're free to work on stuff.
might be your best promo yet.
Thanks dude.
Sammitch, that's the third best promo I've heard/read all year (Ric flair's got you beat twice, I'm afraid).
Thanks very much. I think, though, that I owe it largely to the advantage of doing promos toward the end of the show, after the rest of you have already built up the momentum. Because I rather enjoyed Joe's, Pig Iron's, and Balls Nasty's promos, and Grimm's Doc Midnite poseur bit was
hilarious. That sort of stuff is what gets Havoc moving. You need things like Louie's Lounge and Meeko's Mic Night to hold everyone's attention, and you need the powers that be™ like Doc to come out and exert some authority so there's more definite direction to the plot lines. And every single person who posts a promo or an in-ring is adding their own personality and their own character to the mix, and without all of those segments (yes, including that CUNT Nowhereman
), the whole thing just doesn't have near as much energy or intensity.
So honestly, we're all pieces in a puzzle here, and we all do terrific work on Havoc every week. I'm just fortunate enough to post after most of you so I can see the picture on the box, and that lets me add my own piece to the puzzle more easily. So everyone keep up the good work. We may be getting a new writer before too long here, and I'm sure they'll be impressed with what they see.
Never posted here before but I just wanted to congratulate everyone on a great Havoc! I also wanted to thank thedoctor and Grimm for inviting me back here. It really is a different atmosphere in this forum now than compared to the last time I was posting here regularly. A lot of people didn't seem to into it before and all the good writers seemed to be over in Writers Block, IMO.
I'm not a writer in any stretch of my imagination, I just try to do my best to hang with you guys. I've never really written anything in my life, except for maybe high school English.
And Grimm's post was classic. I just hope I followed that up nice. When I shot him the idea of a fake Doc. Mid-Nite (like the fake NWO Sting) I never thought it could possibly go over that well! That was awesome Grimm!
I'm also glad to see Nowhereman's here. More Boston Strangler!
welcome back!
we've tried really hard to incorporate people into the ongoing saga that is RDCW. it's changed a lot in the last year (for the better, imo!) and we've done some really cool stuff.
it really is YOUR RDCW. you get out of it what you put into it. the forum has to be active to thrive. as long as you stay active, tell us what you want to do (matches, angles, recaps, etc.), we'll work with you to make it happen. the last couple of weeks have been really good examples of what we're shooting for. keep it up.
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Thanks very much. I think, though, that I owe it largely to the advantage of doing promos toward the end of the show, after the rest of you have already built up the momentum. Because I rather enjoyed Joe's, Pig Iron's, and Balls Nasty's promos, and Grimm's Doc Midnite poseur bit was hilarious. That sort of stuff is what gets Havoc moving. You need things like Louie's Lounge and Meeko's Mic Night to hold everyone's attention, and you need the powers that be™ like Doc to come out and exert some authority so there's more definite direction to the plot lines. And every single person who posts a promo or an in-ring is adding their own personality and their own character to the mix, and without all of those segments (yes, including that CUNT Nowhereman ), the whole thing just doesn't have near as much energy or intensity.
So honestly, we're all pieces in a puzzle here, and we all do terrific work on Havoc every week. I'm just fortunate enough to post after most of you so I can see the picture on the box, and that lets me add my own piece to the puzzle more easily. So everyone keep up the good work. We may be getting a new writer before too long here, and I'm sure they'll be impressed with what they see.
Translation:
"They can Take Our Lives, But They'll Never Take OUR MESSAGE BOARDS!!!!"
Some recaps are up, some we are waiting for.
The Dummy's Guide is up. Thanks to the Doctor for writing it up.
Is there anything else that should be addressed?
Lor asks that we allow the Crotch's hair to slowly grow out over the next few weeks. The only solution for the Crotch is that it grows out over time, with a little less showing each week. So, yes, this will be a running gag for a while.
We're going to need a list of spellings for Bukaki.
The grudge match between Senor Perdicion and El Daga is up, as is Doc Mid-nite's match against Rex.
Grimm/Howdy is up. That's 10/18 Havoc finished.
The SDC! The Dark Lords! Flaming Tables! It's up!
You bastard! What kind of crappy World's Crappiest Wrestling cliffhanger ending is that?! This is the RDCW, dammit! We finish our shows!
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PenWing said:
You bastard! What kind of crappy World's Crappiest Wrestling cliffhanger ending is that?! This is the RDCW, dammit! We finish our shows!
muahahahahahahahahah.
I'm still waiting to see how Halloween Handjobs ends.
sneaky bunny sent me a PM bragging about how she rigged the voting (again).
Let's see how many "users" voted this time.
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sneaky bunny sent me a PM bragging about how she rigged the voting (again).
Let's see how many "users" voted this time.
She did that? How about producing the PM for us right here?
I didn't keep it.
I don't keep most PM's, especially stuff like that.
I kept the PM where you told me you were PenWing.
And the one where you told me you were James Fantastic.
And the one where you told me you were sneaky bunny.
And the one where you told me you were Joe Mama.
And the one where you told me..........
....15 hours later.
Not that I'd reveal any of that of course!
Dont worry,I told you I wouldnt tell anyone that you vote rig.....I'm a man of my word.
Thanks!
PS: I just like writing "Bollocks"!
I just farted if that helps.
and it stinks gaw!
*opens every window in the tri state county*
That was my AMD (Arse of Mass Destruction).
I hope the USA never sends the troops in! (whats the betting Klinton claims to have an AMD as well?)
More users than the average poll results - but still well within normal limits. Doesn't look rigged to me.
Plus, the results look natural.
I'm not saying that fixing would be impossible, but it seems unlikely.
We have a tie. There are no fucking ties in the RDCW!
To quoth the Madman "that's fucked up. That ain't right!"
Apparently Joe & Grimm fell in love mid match,and ran off to get married!
If I told you that,you'd do it as well!
It can be done,lets just leave it at that!
Multiple ID's, just ask sneaky!
Says the man of a thousand alts.
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Apparently Joe & Grimm fell in love mid match,and ran off to get married!
By "Joe & Grimm", he means " Rob & I". Nowhereman's so deep in the closet he's finding his old concert shirts.
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Apparently Joe & Grimm fell in love mid match,and ran off to get married!
By "Joe & Grimm", he means " Rob & I". Nowhereman's so deep in the closet he's finding his old concert shirts.
Joe tried coming outta the closet but he got stuck!
..... in Nowhereman's arse.
......doc was in the way!
recaps! where they at? start sendin 'em!
I sent the Hotties Halloween match to both Monroe and Marcum.
waiting for Balls/Charlie, Spamm/Paragon, and Sammitch/Pig Iron.
I'm waiting to hear back from Pig Iron so we can start writing.
after 9 tonight I will do it, and send some stuff to sammitch. I've been busy with school stuff.
Forgot the final paragraph to the Casket Match. Now it's done!
RACK Darth for the IC Match.
Nicely done.
Falls Count Anywhere match is up.
Sorry it took so long..I had a paper, a test and an art project. Hope it is a decent first match. My first written one.
Sparagon!
Last Blood Match is in progress.
wow the grimm/joe things getting intense! INTENSE I SAY! whew, golly miss molly.
whens the poll results gonna be up im gettting impatient!!!
Balls/Charlie is up. damn this is a long ppv!
Whoops I forgot to vote for havoc.
Has anyone given any thought to an Eddie Guerrerro tribute show here at the RDCW? I would certainly be interested in participating in some fashion.
Why not just contribute in the real thread? Seems too real for me. That's just me though.
We (the forum mods) have discussed the need to do something, but we don't know what. I'm thinking maybe we should all dedicate the upcomming Havoc to Eddie Guerrerro. Maybe everyone could try and fit something Eddie-esque into their promos, and we could add in some vintage Eddie Guerrerro moves in the recaps. Those are just some ideas.
Lor/Nuriko and Nowhereman/Mid-Nite is up.
I did my best to make Lor, Nuriko, Nowhereman, and Doc.Mid-Nite look really good in their matches. I hope you like what I came up with.
Halloween Handjobs. . .is finished.
I think it's one of our best. Possibly THE best. Thank you all.
I nearly posted a promo about Eddie yesterday,but decided against it.
While I think its a nice idea,I wasnt sure it would be executed correctly.
My feeling is that best idea would be to just add elements to the next Havoc,such as maybe open the show with a 1 minute silence,and maybe have guys pull off various Eddie moves during their matches,such as the frog splash & the three amigos.
I dont think a full on tribute show would really work here as the visual is lost.
Also,I'd rather keep my eulogies n stuff to the Eddie thread in the sports forum,as I feel it would seem like to much of a work here!
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I did my best to make Lor, Nuriko, Nowhereman, and Doc.Mid-Nite look really good in their matches. I hope you like what I came up with.
I thought that recap for mine and Nowhereman's match was incredible! Excellent job! You really put us over. Outstanding!
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I did my best to make Lor, Nuriko, Nowhereman, and Doc.Mid-Nite look really good in their matches. I hope you like what I came up with.
I thought that recap for mine and Nowhereman's match was incredible! Excellent job! You really put us over. Outstanding!
Thanks. You both made it easy thanks to your profiles.
Family Gathering/Louie's Lounge is up!
The SDC's response to the Lounge is up. I hope I got that right. There was a lot to keep track of.
I just sent a short and very late recap of the Allied Powers vs URG/PJP to Monroe.
yea pen good awsome excellent job!
I thought you'd like the reference.
Tuesday Night Havoc 11.08.05 is now complete.
I hope I'm not letting the cat out of the bag, but I read Darth's recap with Howdy.
That's some good stuff.
see how you like the post match shenanigans.
two more matches to go up and Havoc will be finished! Enjoy Anathema Wednesday!
Dark Lords vs. TNR from Havoc is up.
Havoc is done.
no one posted to Anathema Wednesday? what, like you people weren't on the boards all week?
The Oakley/Savitz Grudge Match has been altered so that it, and the DL/TNR match makes more sense.
Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been on in so long but I've not been able to log onto the site for a while (my computer wiped it's cookies and won't accept new ones, I'm writing this from the public library). I've been sending stuff to Jimmy for the Rockers promo's, and the reason why there haven't been any in a while is that I haven't sent him anything. Thought you ought to know.
Come back soon, Tommy. Who's Jimmy?
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MisterJLA said:
I just sent a short penis to Monroe.
Thats no way to talk about Rob!
RACK Grimm for the Rob's House promo.
Too funny.
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RACK Grimm for the Rob's House promo.
Too funny.
as well as my partners in crime for that one, Darth, Pig Iron, and Harleykwin. they all contributed.
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RACK Grimm for the Rob's House promo.
Too funny.
as well as my partners in crime for that one, Darth, Pig Iron, and Harleykwin. they all contributed.
The first three matches are done. JLA, Darth's match is done, we're waiting for you to send your match in.
I wrote and posted the set-up for the match, if someone wants to do the recap, that will be great!
I'm just waiting for you to post your recap so I can post the next match, which was completed earlier this week. I have no interest in writing yet another match right now.
Conniver series goes up Sunday.
The Anathema Wednesday thread will be locked when Conniver Series goes up.
As of Sunday, we will be back on schedule.
I hope.
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I wrote and posted the set-up for the match, if someone wants to do the recap, that will be great!
Why not PM Nowhereman and Doc. Mid-Nite to help you to write out that recap?
I can't do it either. I've been so swamped at work lately, I haven't been able to even post my own promo. Sorry.
I'm willing to lend JLA a hand if he wants it, I'm quite good at tag team recaps.
I hope to have Conniver Series up in an hour. I won't lock the Havoc thread because I am under the impression that the remaining matches will be ready to be posted soon. I am going to post Darth's match, so JLA, you'll have to edit your last post whenever your match is ready.
Recap is up...
Well, at least we know how it happened.
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Conniver series goes up Sunday.
Huh. You guys kept the name. The legacy of King Snarf live on!
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PenWing said:
Conniver series goes up Sunday.
Huh. You guys kept the name. The legacy of King Snarf live on!
King Snarf would have lived on with it had he just played by the rules.
It seems Grimm is out of commission for a while and no one would tell me anything so I had to wing the last two matches.
On with the show!
His hard drive is fried. That was before the weekend. I have no idea when he'll have his computer up and running.
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Nowhereman said:
Dont cry Snarf.
I won't. Because, y'know, the legacy of King Snarf lives on!
Be that as it may.
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His hard drive is fried. That was before the weekend. I have no idea when he'll have his computer up and running.
So, should we send recaps to you?
Let me know if you are writing them, and send them to Monroe. Joe and I are going to make an effort to get recaps done on time again, so if that means sacrificing longer, more detailed matches for shorter match descriptions, then that's what we're going to do. I think we've gotten too caught up in the fluff lately. What we need to focus on most importantly with recaps are the plot pushers. So, if you need something to happen in a recap, that's what we need to know. And we need to know these things by Saturday nights, since we'll try to get recaps done by Sunday nights. Of course, with Havoc's on Tuesday, we aim for Monday night recaps. But, when we have PPVs, we need to get them done on Sundays.
The point in all of this is we need to better communicate. You want something done, you have to let us know a couple days in advance so we can plan for it. Stick to PMs since we don't want to spoil the details in this thread.
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It seems Grimm is out of commission for a while and no one would tell me anything so I had to wing the last two matches.
On with the show!
I'll PM my recap to you and JM later today.
SPAMM added some lines in Pig Iron's promo.
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Nowhereman said:
Dont cry Snarf.
I won't. Because, y'know, the legacy of King Snarf lives on!
GBW is hardly a legacy!
I THINK HE MEANS HIM VIRGINITY
Well his virginity with women isnt being questioned,but theres no way he's an anal virgin since joining GBW.
I heard after Rex joined GBW as well,Snarf became SockSnarf!
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Nowhereman said:
Dont cry Snarf.
I won't. Because, y'know, the legacy of King Snarf lives on!
GBW is hardly a legacy!
GBW? I was the longest reigning RDCW champion! I am the greatest of all time!
Get back to GBW,I hear your trainer is calling you!
That Richard Simmons sounds damn demanding!
If you mean by "training" helping Richard adjust his cod-piece.
Good work on the SDC/Family match, Penwing. Sorry I couldn't contribute part of it - at least my internet's working normally again though.
How did you learn to use the internet?
I did'nt think women were that clever.
Also,how did you gain the rank of captain?
Conniver Series is over! And what a pay-per-view it was!
Whoever wrote that recap for the Main Event can't be RACKed enough.
Nicely done.
best line...
leaving MisterJLA and SPAMM to start the match. What should have been a mismatch due to JLA’s obvious size and strength advantage was neutralized by his lack of actual skill.
Thank you all (except for that cunt Nowhereman
). My goal in writing the main event was to do a match that would satisfy everyone involved while still pushing the storyline. And I wanted everyone to have a moment that was "theirs". Glad you liked it. Thanks again to PenWing for his input.
Doc did a neat job on the Bond Brigade/TNR tag match recap...gave me some interesting ideas for my next promo.
For the love of GOB! I told you that I had nothing to do with that angle! It was Joe Mama! (Not to be confused with Yo Mama.)
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Doc did a neat job on the Bond Brigade/TNR tag match recap...gave me some interesting ideas for my next promo.
...i hate you...
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thedoctor said:
For the love of GOB! I told you that I had nothing to do with that angle! It was Joe Mama! (Not to be confused with Yo Mama.)
No disrespect intended to JM,but let's face it,Doc,you carry most of the creative workload around her.
Actually, most of the credit needs to go to the unmentioned and oft forgotten member of the RDCW creative staff whose work provides direction and clarity. I'm, of course, talking about the Magic 8 Ball.
I thought it was the countless strippers that Rob provides us "head writers" with.
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Actually, most of the credit needs to go to the unmentioned and oft forgotten member of the RDCW creative staff whose work provides direction and clarity. I'm, of course, talking about the Magic 8 Ball.
Chris, Joe has been doing all of the work with you. I can't get into all of what I've been doing, but the reason Anathema Wednesday has the final two recaps is because I got tired of waiting and wrote them. That's not meant to be disrespectful to anyone here. The guys were very busy with other things, and Grimm's computer is fried right now. The Doctor has taken on a larger role behind the scenes lately, but he's had almost nothing to do with your matches. That was all Joe. It's been his vision, his direction, that has been guiding you all this time. He had some really big, really cool ideas for you, but after the way you just dissed him, I doubt he'll want to push you.
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I thought it was the countless strippers that Rob provides us "head writers" with.
You're pretty much the only one who still wants those dudes around the office.
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Actually, most of the credit needs to go to the unmentioned and oft forgotten member of the RDCW creative staff whose work provides direction and clarity. I'm, of course, talking about the Magic 8 Ball.
What's so funny?
I write the songs that make the whole world sing!
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I thought it was the countless strippers that Rob provides us "head writers" with.
You're pretty much the only one who still wants those dudes around the office.
...shut up you...
Stop projecting your homoerotic Richard Simmons fantasies onto me!
Joe Mama has been helping with my EPIC Horsemen promos.
RACK him...
Only two promos have gone up since Havoc was posted. I know Joe is waiting to put a little space between his promo and JLA's.
What about everyone else?
Nowhereman just had is ass kicked. I can't believe he'll be taking that lying down.
Pig Iron and SPAMM have a tag match against TNR. Where's the hate?
Oakley lost his faction. Now he's alone with a bigger chip on his shoulder, and he's facing Pariah! Nothing to say?
I think it would make more sense that I dont appear after the beating I took.
Wouldnt wanna no-sell like Hogan now would I!
I'll try to get it tonight or tomorrow...I had exams...
I'll get it finished as soon as I can. I've been working on portfolio stuff.
as soon as i can means..I'm jerking off and can't be bothered.........
I can't choose my genes, dammit! Though I think I'll be getting a different hairstyle as soon as possible - just to get a little separation there.
And I think graduate school application material barely trumps my promo in importance.
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but let's face it,Doc,you carry most of the creative workload around her.
How is it you're able to speak with your foot crammed so far up your mouth?
For the record, myself, JM and PenWing carry the majority of the creative workload, and we have for most of the last year. Doc's been working back into the mix of late, but hasn't had jack to do with your stuff, Chris. It's all been JM. He's been trying to get you back in the mix since September and you should apologize to him for this slight.
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Mike The Mouth Monroe said:
Conniver Series is over! And what a pay-per-view it was!
It sucked. The main event was little more than another promo for the 4. The Dark Lords won but were made to look like incompetents. There was no mention or feeling that JM's team couldn't get along, which not only killed any tension there, but also telegraphed the 4 announcement (but not the swerve, which was the only part that read like any real time was put into it).
If I had ordered this for a ppv, I'd be demanding a refund. There's no excitement, no sense of drama or storytelling or characterization. Overall, very badly done. As Doc always says: We started this to make fun of the crap in wrestling, not to turn into it.
btw, I'm back.
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but let's face it,Doc,you carry most of the creative workload around her.
How is it you're able to speak with your foot crammed so far up your mouth?
For the record, myself, JM and PenWing carry the majority of the creative workload, and we have for most of the last year. Doc's been working back into the mix of late, but hasn't had jack to do with your stuff, Chris. It's all been JM. He's been trying to get you back in the mix since September and you should apologize to him for this slight.
It's been addressed via PM. It's a dead issue. So I have written, so it shall be.
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Conniver Series is over! And what a pay-per-view it was!
It sucked. The main event was little more than another promo for the 4. The Dark Lords won but were made to look like incompetents. There was no mention or feeling that JM's team couldn't get along, which not only killed any tension there, but also telegraphed the 4 announcement (but not the swerve, which was the only part that read like any real time was put into it).
If I had ordered this for a ppv, I'd be demanding a refund. There's no excitement, no sense of drama or storytelling or characterization. Overall, very badly done. As Doc always says: We started this to make fun of the crap in wrestling, not to turn into it.
btw, I'm back.
Agreed. I also feel responsible for some of it. Things haven't gone as I've planned for my character or my feuds. I just haven't found the time to put in the effort necessary to keep things exciting 'cuz I'm totally swamped at work (I renovate homes to make them accessible to the disabled, and it's like the contractors I'm working with right now either don't understand english, or don't understand math ) I just wish I could have of been more help to Joe Mama. If I had more input into the plotting I could share my ideas but, like I said earlier, I just haven't been able to find the time. Sorry to everybody here, (especially Nowhereman, Joe Mama, and Grimm) I know I let you guys down.
Personally, I didn't like the main event, but I'd just like to say that that doesn't make a bad PPV. The Rockers/Brigade match was exactly what I wanted, so I've got no complaints. Sure, the main event was a total buzzkill, but give it time, we've got a potentially great feud here, guys!
BTW, I'd just like to say we may not hear from SPAMM over christmas much, he's staying with his parents, and I don't know if they have internet.
Well I guess I don't have to write the recap..hah.
Ya know I really can't write any promos until Havoc is done..get on that shit ya wankers.
yeah, sure. I'll just tell my boss I can't work twelve hour shifts because I have to finish my recaps so Pig Iron can post a promo. that'll work.
Havoc 12.13 is done. Havoc 12.20 will be posted Tuesday. Meantime, finish up your promos.
I guess I better get to work then....
I aint posting my promo til those stoopid reserved posts have been filled!
Ah'm on a mission from Gob.
Nice Havoc. The tag team match was one of the best recaps I've seen in a bit..everyone got face time and a push..really good job. There was some good stuff in this Havoc. Nice job everyone.
Can somebody please put Arma Gadda Da Vidda up? I'm bursting with ideas for promo's, but I need a thread to put them in!
Can somebody please put Arma Gadda Da Vidda up? I'm bursting with ideas for promo's, but I need a thread to put them in!
ok, ok, I'll put it up later tonight. but voting won't start until tomorrow.
My computer's in the shop. You know it's serious when I have no choice but to trust someone else to fix my computer. Registry shit. I'm using Killconey's computer at the moment, but I hope to have mine back before New Year's. I will try to get a promo up sometime this afternoon or early evening.
bit of Shane Douglas influence in that promo. and a blatant Christopher Daniels rip at the end. heh.
Tried to stir things up a little with my promo. A tiny rift between JM and I should help The Four's premise of "four free agents coming together for a common goal" interesting and somewhat intense. IMO, it's better that we come off looking like a group of "badass egomaniac's" than a bunch of frat boys that decided to form their own club.
BTW, excellent follow up to my post Darth.
I'd just like to thank Nowhereman for the excellent no sell.
Konichiwa, bitches!
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I'd just like to thank Nowhereman for the excellent no sell.
How the fuck can you no sell a promo?
You can misrepresent the character, which is what you did. The problem isn't what you said to me in the promo, it's how you had myself, and the crowd, recact to your comments. You undressed my character.
I'm glad to see that there wasn't any vote rigging for this event!
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PenWing said:
You can misrepresent the character, which is what you did. The problem isn't what you said to me in the promo, it's how you had myself, and the crowd, recact to your comments. You undressed my character.
Have you ever watched a wrestling show?
Have you never seen two faces go against each other?
Have you never seen someone interupt another promo yet neither attacks the other?
Get over it!
I didnt undress anyone,I played it how promos are always done.
Now if I had attacked you,or had you say something out of character,that would be misrepresenting you.
Look at Joes promo on the last Havoc,where he came out after my promo......was that no selling as well?
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Nowhereman said:
Look at Joes promo on the last Havoc,where he came out after my promo......was that no selling as well?
Actually, yes it was. I no-sold (no-selled?) Bukakke.
My promo takes place away from you two. I come out, make my comments about the three of you, and then shove the camera. My promo has nothing to do with your promos - if anything, it's a response to Grimm's comments.
Whatever.
I am talking about the one where I was just leaving,and you came out to the ring & cussed us all down,to which my reaction was "to shout at you"
I had no problem with it,as thats how promos work,but apparently PenWing thinks differently!
Apparently I am not allowed to interupt his promo and act like a real wrestler!
Maybe I shoulda just punked him out!
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Look at Joes promo on the last Havoc
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Look at Joes promo on the last Havoc,where he came out after my promo......was that no selling as well?
Actually, yes it was. I no-sold (no-selled?) Bukakke.
My promo takes place away from you two. I come out, make my comments about the three of you, and then shove the camera. My promo has nothing to do with your promos - if anything, it's a response to Grimm's comments.
Whatever.
The obsession continues!
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PenWing said:
You can misrepresent the character, which is what you did. The problem isn't what you said to me in the promo, it's how you had myself, and the crowd, recact to your comments. You undressed my character.
Have you ever watched a wrestling show?
Have you never seen two faces go against each other?
Have you never seen someone interupt another promo yet neither attacks the other?
Get over it!
I didnt undress anyone,I played it how promos are always done.
Now if I had attacked you,or had you say something out of character,that would be misrepresenting you.
Look at Joes promo on the last Havoc,where he came out after my promo......was that no selling as well?
You wrote me responding to you in a way I would not have responded. Why would I be afraid of you walking up behind me when I just stood up to Grimm one on one?
Why would the crowd be so excited about you threatening to shove a hockey stick up my arse when we are both equal faces?
You put yourself over me in a way contradictory to everything that's happened to build up my character over the last year.
It's one thing to say what you want about me in a promo. It's another to start writing me respond to you like a rookie.
Instead of building both of us up in a face to face confrontation to sell the match, you walked all over me.
Why do fans cheer when The Rock says he is gonna stick something up Stone Colds arse,then cheer when Austin says he is gonna whup The Rocks arse?
Why does HHH act scared of The Big Show one minute,then not scared another?
And when did I say you were scared?
Funny cause I thought I said you made a move to attack me!
As for the rookie thing,you forget,compared to me you are a rookie,so it would only make sense with the comments about let the adults talk.
Why do you think Grimm made the comments about me being a senior?
As for how I wrote your response......thats funny,cause I dont actually remember writing anything that made you look bad!
Did I say you pissed your pants?
Did I say you cowered?
Did I say you got down on your hands and knees & prayed for forgiveness?
Do me a favour,and just fuck off!
I am getting sick & fucking tired of your attitude,in fact I'm getting sick & fucking tired of posting here seeing as it all just seems to be about pushing you to the top all the time!
In the two years the RDCW has been going,I have never pushed for a heavyweight title shot,and nobody saw fit to put me in contention for one,so dont give me "no selling".
I'm outta here!
Wow, a guy gets on a big drunk and has a huge hangover and whoah...
happy new year.
all right, guys let's all just calm the fuck down here. this is getting really silly. we're an online phony federation, let's not take ourselves quite so seriously.
We've all been guilty of writing stuff that could be out of character and construed badly. It's easy to do at times. We have problems with communication breakdowns and people can take things badly that aren't meant that way.
That's we're pushing so hard for everyone to talk to each other beforehand. This situation could've been fixed had NWM and PW communicated. NWM could've told PW what he was going to do, and PW could've suggested a response for his charcter. That would've lead to a better promo, stronger characters on both sides, and everyone's happy.
Let's not let our egos control what happens here, ok? I'd hate to see this forum turn into Writer's Block.
What's this have to do with sneaky bunny rigging the voting (again)?
I only voted once... How many times did you vote GayLA?
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all right, guys let's all just calm the fuck down here. this is getting really silly. we're an online phony federation, let's not take ourselves quite so seriously.
We've all been guilty of writing stuff that could be out of character and construed badly. It's easy to do at times. We have problems with communication breakdowns and people can take things badly that aren't meant that way.
That's we're pushing so hard for everyone to talk to each other beforehand. This situation could've been fixed had NWM and PW communicated. NWM could've told PW what he was going to do, and PW could've suggested a response for his charcter. That would've lead to a better promo, stronger characters on both sides, and everyone's happy.
Let's not let our egos control what happens here, ok? I'd hate to see this forum turn into Writer's Block.
And that about sums up how to avoid any negative response from me. There were a couple of things I did not like. They could have been tweaked, and that would have been it. Nowhereman, you've never worked with me, so you really can't say how I would react to something. Quite frankly, I have no problem with someone coming up behind me and laying me out. But there were a couple of things that bugged me, and it felt very one-sided. If you want to do a joint promo with me, let me know what you have in mind. That's not too much to ask. Joe and I have spit out a few of those, and I've worked with Grimm, Doc, and Oakley just to name a few others. They all looked good in the promos we did, and everyone was happy.
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I only voted once... How many times did you vote GayLA?
I only voted once, sneaky.
If I wanted to spam the voting, The Allied Powers could have won by 20 votes, with all of my ID's.
Good gobdamn! Since there has been so much bitchin' about voting irregularites, we're going to experiment in the new year. Every active participating wreslter id gets ONE vote, which is to be sent in a PM to this id. Votes will be due in for Havocs no later than noon Central Time on the Saturday after the card goes up unless specified otherwise. This will cut the shit on the alt voting and maybe help bring a bit of suspense back into the recaps. I will contact all those involved in a match through that id's PM box to let you know how it turns out so that you may write you recap, due in by Monday night so there is no delay in posting Havoc Tuesday. You don't write a recap, that gives us free will to do whatever, including writing it down as boring a match as possible.
I, thedoctor, have taken over full control of this id again. I'm officially retiring Balls Nasty after this match so that I can concentrate fully on the "backstage" stuff, so to speak, and keep all the bitching down to a minimum. I'll be the last line for recaps again. So if you've got a problem, say something to me.
And for the love of gob! Let's try to stop bitching and have fun in here again.
Arma Gadda Da Vida:
Oakley/Savitz, Pig Iron/Sammitch, Darth/Mid-Nite, and Lor/Elisa are up.
waiting for AP/TNR, Hardcore Porn match, and Clockwork Banana match.
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Let's not let our egos control what happens here, ok? I'd hate to see this forum turn into Writer's Block.
We'd need a hell of a lot more broken English for that, dude.
Marcum and Nasty need to return (even though thedoctor is gay, his character was neat)
I think Marcum is back...just not Balls Nasty.
I'm not gonna be able to do the recap for my match 'til the weekend. I can do it, and I will do it, but I've not got time right at this very moment.
Hardcore Porn match is up.
Next week: Oakley vs. TNR in a Street Fight Match (I have no fucking idea what the Gillette Stadium shit is about).
Also, a wrestler vs. a non-wrestling manager as a PPV match?
You've got to be fucking kidding.
Havoc. Next week. Final say.
The whole manager wrestling on a PPV thing was why I turned down the challenge in the promo.
Just a reminder, voting ends Saturday. I'm still lacking a shitload of votes. If need be, I'll decide on my own who wins.
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Next week: Oakley vs. TNR in a Street Fight Match (I have no fucking idea what the Gillette Stadium shit is about).
The idea behind the Gillette Stadium street fight is(or at least was) something like this:I and my TNR foes would bring various stadium-related weapons into the ring.Since Gillette is a concert venue as well as a sports arena,my thought was the Rockers would show up with amps,steel guitars and the like while I brought tackling dummies,red cards(a play on Gilette's status as home of the New England Revolution),snowballs,etc.
The 4 Way Dance. . .is finished. I'm outta here! Konichiwa, bitches!
Voting is over and the participants have been notified of the outcomes. Let's see if this can add a bit of suspense to the recaps. I'd like to thank everyone who voted, though you were very few. I'd also like to point out that the one bitching the most about the old system allowing for ballot stuffing didn't even bother to vote this go around.
Which proves that I never spammed to begin with.
Thanks for playing.
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Voting is over and the participants have been notified of the outcomes. Let's see if this can add a bit of suspense to the recaps....
I haven't.
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Voting is over and the participants have been notified of the outcomes. Let's see if this can add a bit of suspense to the recaps....
I haven't.
Well, I sent it. I've sent a second one, so there ya go. Bobo's boards could be hiccuping again.
Still waiting on some recaps.
Won't be able to write mine this week, I've got too much on.
Rumble thread is cleaned up and ready for Chris' alternate challenge.
Allied Powers vs. Tuesday Night Rockers for AGDV is up. Still need Spamm's match for that.
Chris has made his alternate challenge.
Dark Lords vs. SDC is up.
I wrote my JLA/Evil recap, and I should be RACKed for this.
Thanks.
I put up the Havoc cards, and I should be RACKed for this.
Thanks.
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I put up the Havoc cards, and I should be RACKed for this.
Thanks.
No.
Then your RACK points are also denied.....
FOR ETERNITY!
This is why the Doctor is the GM. I don't think I need to say more.
Vince likes his cupcakes!
It's the creme filling he enjoys.
Creme de la no talent bum Henry!
I don't know who the Boston Strangler ID belongs to, but I don't appreciate these little "GBW" posts. At the present moment, I'm not involved in this forum, so I would appreciate if this was stopped, please.
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King Snarf said:
I don't know who the Boston Strangler ID belongs to, but I don't appreciate these little "GBW" posts. At the present moment, I'm not involved in this forum, so I would appreciate if this was stopped, please.
Yeah?
He said "Fuck you!"
Apparently although you are not participating in this forum,you are obviously reading it,so its all fair game!
At least,thats what he told me!
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He said "Fuck you!"
Apparently although you are not participating in this forum,you are obviously reading it,so its all fair game!
At least,thats what he told me!
GOSH!
how bout some promos, guys?
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Nowhereman said:
He said "Fuck you!"
Apparently although you are not participating in this forum,you are obviously reading it,so its all fair game!
At least,thats what he told me!
I seem to recall that one time I tried to respond, and my pithy rebuttal was removed by person or persons unknown. As such, I have no recourse to defend my honor and hereby request that Mssr. Strangler cease such scurrilous innuendo towards my character.
The Strangler is a fair man,I'll ask him nicely,and see what he says......
Remember, folks, to send your Havoc votes to THIS ID and not my regular one. Ummm-kay?
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The Strangler is a fair man,I'll ask him nicely,and see what he says......
Thank you.
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NM:"Oh,and if you see Groo,tell him Glen Danzig called,and he wants his gimmick back!"
"What'd you say your name was?"
"Danzig, motherfucker!"
Hilarious Jericho-like promo. Loved the cameo from Boston Strangler, too.
I am the ayatollah of rock n rolla!
Johnny Evil vs. Joe Mama and the handicap match are both up.
Sorry, Oakers, but it's more like ¡Vamos a matar TNR!
Havoc 01.10.06 is finished!
T.I.T.s have come to the RDCW. Let interested parties announce their desire for a shot at the tag titles.
Gotta admit, even though thedoctor hates my guts, the T.I.T.S. idea is solid.
I'm throwing The Allied Powers' hat in the ring, or however tha cliche goes...
Thanks to Monroe for posting the tag match in last week's Havoc.
This week's card is up. It's late cuz the shit's hit the fan here in the 'Burg. Life sucks.
Anyway, Walrus/Mid-nite match is up. Waiting for JLA/Savitz and Fantastic/Sammitch. I'd like to thank those who have gotten back to me to let me know that they will/are working on recaps as well as those of you who let me know that it might be late or you're unable to do them at all. Also, I'd like to say "Fuck you" to all you douchebags who can't even hit the reply button for a PM to say that you won't be able to work on one.
Anyway, to clear up what I'm perceiving as a misunderstanding on voting, when I said any "participating wrestling id's" I meant anyone who is actively writing promos and such for this forum and not just who's booked in a match. So, there are some of you with more than one id who are writing promos and recaps for both. Both id's will be able to make a vote for the cards. If it's just an id that you used once several months back and have done nothing else with since, then it don't get a vote.
So it's basically
encouraging alt-id voting?
No, it makes sense. Voting is at least proportional to participation that way.
Maybe it'll get Chewy and Killconey to write more of their own stuff?
And James Fantastic, if you don't have the recap you promised written up tonight, I'm going to submit one that will make you look rather silly. You have been forewarned.
JLA, there is only one way to describe your latest promo...
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Also, I'd like to say "Fuck you" to all you douchebags who can't even hit the reply button for a PM to say that you won't be able to work on one.
I won't be able to work on one.
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JLA, there is only one way to describe your latest promo...
Thank you.
I've got one in mind for the six man as well.
RACK the FUCK out of Joe Mama.
Funny stuff.
LMFAO! I just read the recap for my match with Chewy. I guess I misunderstood the PM because I thought that Sammich was writing up Chewy's side of the match and all I had to do was provide my side (how I wanted to start, finish, and the moves I wanted to hit) Sorry about the misunderstanding. I can redo it if you guys want.
Um... the whole point was for the two of you to communicate with each other and make a recap. I just post what you provide. If you want a better recap, send it to me.
Definitely will. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Friggin'
ingenious, JLA.
:
the Randy Rumble is here!
Post your undercard related promos in the undercard thread. Post your Rumble related promos in the Rumble threads.
You know, you could have put both poll in the same thread to ease the confusion.
I could have, but I think one poll with thirty choices is rather silly. I prefer this method which is closer to a simulation of the elimination process of the actual Rumble.
You can post several polls broken down in one thread and then post the next polls in the same thread instead of spreading them out over several. Plus, it's easier to have promos in one and not three threads.
I hope this one doesn't get spammed again...
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I hope I dont spam this one again...
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And if I accidentally do,I'll make sure I click on the right button this time
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You can post several polls broken down in one thread and then post the next polls in the same thread instead of spreading them out over several. Plus, it's easier to have promos in one and not three threads.
then in the followup Rumble polls I'll do that. happy?
I'd just like to complain at the fact that quite a few of the umble threads are already over. I've only just been able to get on.
James,
I also missed the first vote. I don't know why Grimm is doing it this way, but he is. I tried PMing my votes to Louie before he posted the new polls, but he wouldn't count them. By the way, I voted for you. Just thought you'd like to know that.
Anyway, I'd like to have a revote for the rumble, from the beginning, because this is bullshit, but I just don't have the time to fight over this.
Just keep posting and you'll get your shot. That's all I can really say.
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James,
By the way, I voted for you. Just thought you'd like to know that.
I voted for myself.
Havoc recap for the six-man match from last week will be up shortly.
Will you be letting your opponents in on the recap action? Maybe run the match by their acting manager, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
You'll be the first to see it. Stay awake late enough and it's a guarantee.
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James,
I also missed the first vote. I don't know why Grimm is doing it this way, but he is. I tried PMing my votes to Louie before he posted the new polls, but he wouldn't count them. By the way, I voted for you. Just thought you'd like to know that.
Anyway, I'd like to have a revote for the rumble, from the beginning, because this is bullshit, but I just don't have the time to fight over this.
Just keep posting and you'll get your shot. That's all I can really say.
Grimm is doing it this way because Grimm is the one that has to do the work that's why.
all you had to do is say "I didn't have time to vote" but you couldn't do that. You had to act like a spoiled little child who didn't get his way. There's not gonna be a revote. Get over it. There's more important things in life.
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I'd just like to complain at the fact that quite a few of the umble threads are already over. I've only just been able to get on.
James, I have a six day work week schedule this week. The Rumble voting is set up to give me time to work on the recap before the weekend hits and I get buried in work.
Sorry for the missed chance, but the undercard is still going.
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James,
Anyway, I'd like to have a revote for the rumble, from the beginning, because this is bullshit, but I just don't have the time to fight over this.
Cry me a fucking river bitch!
Joe, I sent you my recap with some room for you to add onto it.
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Joe, I sent you my recap with some room for you to add onto it.
Sent it back to you...nice match overall!
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Joe, I sent you my recap with some room for you to add onto it.
Sent it back to you...nice match overall!
Sweet. I shot it back - could you please wrap your edits and shoot it to Monroe?
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Darth vs. PenWing is up.
well done.
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Darth vs. PenWing is up.
well done.
Thank you.
Looks like I won the Rumble...I'd be happy to write the recap for the Battle Royale, but I want to do it under my ID (for editing purposes) and you guys will just have to trust me with my storytelling ability...
Whatever seems best to you, JLA. If Killconey weren't seriously ill and unable to vote - and if the voting weren't cut off at like nine or ten - it would probably have been a straight tie between you and me.
Edit - so nobody gets all pissy at me - I wasn't complaining about the short duration of the voting, and I certainly can't fault my roommate for being ill. I was just remarking at how close the poll was.
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Looks like I won the Rumble...I'd be happy to write the recap for the Battle Royale, but I want to do it under my ID (for editing purposes) and you guys will just have to trust me with my storytelling ability...
no.
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Looks like I won the Rumble...I'd be happy to write the recap for the Battle Royale, but I want to do it under my ID (for editing purposes) and you guys will just have to trust me with my storytelling ability...
Generally speaking, I think it's generally done by guys like Grimm and JM.
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Whatever seems best to you, JLA. If Killconey weren't seriously ill and unable to vote - and if the voting weren't cut off at like nine or ten - it would probably have been a straight tie between you and me.
Edit - so nobody gets all pissy at me - I wasn't complaining about the short duration of the voting, and I certainly can't fault my roommate for being ill. I was just remarking at how close the poll was.
Not necessarily!
Maybe some more voting would have taken place giving the others more votes as well.
Plus JLA didnt have time to rig the vote!
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Plus JLA didnt have time to rig the vote!
You tell 'em, sneaky bunny!
No porblem jhim jhakcson!
I just sent Grimm my Rumble idea. If he doesn't use it, he will officially be a big doodie head.
That's Kury Angle to you!
Sammitch, I sent you the promo I just posted back on Friday, but I never get a response from you. Since the SDC needed a promo, I figured you didn't object, so I just posted it.
Great promo, Spamm!
A brief FYI vis-a-vis the next Havoc:I PM'ed Louie Bastardo today asking if I and Superbeasto could be his guests on a special post-Rumble edition of "Louie's Lounge".I'm waiting for his reply.
I sent a brief recap to Louie.
I added some stuff to the beginning of the Clockwork Banana match. If you or Spamm want to flesh it out a bit more, work it up and send it to me.
Outcasts vs. TNR is up!
also, I forgot earlier, Monroe has put up the SDC vs. 4 six man tag from the previous Havoc.
Hotties Tag Match is up. Short and sweet like our Hotties!
First half of the Randy Rumble match is up!
if everything goes well, the second half and the World Title match should go up later tonight!
still waiting for Sammitch/Mid-Nite and Pig Iron/Charlie.
I PMed you about my match.
second half of the Rumble is up.
Nice work. Really great recap - and even longer than mine is so far. I think I'll take a hint and start wrapping it up.
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second half of the Rumble is up.
Good work, Louie.
You obviously did your homework and spent a lot of time on that.
Anyone else here happen to notice that every single match on the undercard was won by the same margin?
Looks like one vote swung it in each case.
Just imagine if a person who voted for all the winners didnt vote,then all the matches would have tied!
That would be a first!
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That would be a first!
Much like you writing a recap, it would!
Now you know as well as everyone,I am too lazy for that!
I finally got time to do the rumble recap..it should be posted after approval...sorry for the delay.
I got no problems with it as is. if Charlie's cool with it, I'll put it up.
Still waiting for Sammitch/Mid-Nite.
Pig Iron vs. Charlie is up.
Grimm/Nowhereman is up. Still no Sammitch/Midnite so I'm moving on.
earlier today, Team OC vs. Legbreakererses and Chewy/Killconey vs. TNR went up.
I'm at my parents' house in Ohio. I will send you the recap as soon as I can, and maybe you will still feel like posting it.
I'll post it if you send it, but it's been two weeks. And it's been one week since you said you were gonna send it. I got other shows to work on.
Revised SPAMM profile is up. I'm gonna do Chevy Nova's then write up the recap.
we're caught up again. just need Darth/PI vs. MWO to finish out last week's show.
I never did actually write my recap for the Homeland Security match, so here goes:
I hit wbam with a Final Justice, while Joe Mama holds The G-man's legs on the apron, preventing him from making the save.
Lothar didn't see the illegal kick to the nuts, since he was knocked out or something.
Jeeves and Howdy get their visa's renewed due to the win.
The End.
I thought you posted your recap.
It was a build-up, without the match details...sort of.
It's my fault for being so late...no worries, my good man.
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I'll post it if you send it, but it's been two weeks. And it's been one week since you said you were gonna send it. I got other shows to work on.
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Like I said, I'll send it to you as soon as I can, and if you feel like posting it, good. If not, well, you're pretty much partly in charge of this thing, so there's no point in me getting all pissy about it.
There's a moral to this story!
Dark Lords vs. MWO is up.
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I'll post it if you send it, but it's been two weeks. And it's been one week since you said you were gonna send it. I got other shows to work on.
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Like I said, I'll send it to you as soon as I can, and if you feel like posting it, good.
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If not, well, you're pretty much partly in charge of this thing, so there's no point in me getting all pissy about it.
it's not about me, Sammitch. it's about the RDCW as a whole. think about this: DMN was a part of the match. I don't know if he's been in touch with you about the recap, but if he hasn't, then he might not be posting because he doesn't know what direction to take. that's speculation on my part, yes, but it's also an observation based on past experience.
I'll give you another example: Nowhereman didn't want to post until the recap for his match was up. he didn't have to wait, but he did. there've been other instances where posters haven't posted because they didn't know how to follow up on a match that wasn't up.
you gotta consider the people you're working with. we're trying to promote more cooperative efforts here. we want people to work with each other and try to make everyone look good. late recaps hurt that.
no one in here is perfect. we've all fucked up on things. but for this forum to keep running, we've all got to make the effort to do our part.
I think the key is to just admit if you dont have the time to post, and that way something can be thrown together!
Nobody will think anyone is shirking as long as they just say they are too busy, but constantly promising to post a recap then failing does make you look bad.
Its also annoying when people "reserve" posts for their promos, then take ages to post it!
If you cant post a promo, once again, thats fine, we all have lives outside this forum & the net, but to hold other people up because of that is unfair!
Sorry, we all have lives except Pig Iron!
Take the cock out of your arse then!
Once again, my apologies. I will do my absolute best to get a promo out there by midnight tonight. If that doesn't happen, do what you think is best.
Updated some profiles for my return at Havoc.
Speaking of profiles,I just updated my own.
Roster updated.
start working on your recaps, I want 'em to go up Monday.
feel free to keep posting promos until then.
What is this "Y Division Title", and why do I want it?
Just sent off the havoc recap.
Sorry that edit took so long. I was going to post the promo right away but someone stopped by so I was delayed a bit.
Just posted my response to PenWing's promo; will shortly be putting up a group profile for the Outcasts.
Nice work!
Thank you very much.
Added an mWo profile to the Who are you thread (it's just above Chris's post).
Well,
that was an interesting thing to come out of a few isolated lines in one guy's monologue.
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What is this "Y Division Title", and why do I want it?
Joe: Possibly the Greatest Promo EVAR!!!
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Well, that was an interesting thing to come out of a few isolated lines in one guy's monologue.
I thought it was a nice return to some old skool "back and forth" that we've been missing for a while.
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What is this "Y Division Title", and why do I want it?
it's our revamping of the cruiserweight division more along the lines of TNA's X Division, and because you're a hopeless egomaniac.
Havoc is done. Great job getting everything in quick.
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Well, that was an interesting thing to come out of a few isolated lines in one guy's monologue.
I thought it was a nice return to some old skool "back and forth" that we've been missing for a while.
That is definitely true. I just didn't see it coming.
Yeah, RACK the FUCK out of Joe Mama for the promo.
Too funny.
And thanks for the info, Grimm.
Thanks all. I'm slowly getting back to being able to post more regularly. I've got some ideas for my "return". For now, enjoy the promos.
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Well, that was an interesting thing to come out of a few isolated lines in one guy's monologue.
I thought it was a nice return to some old skool "back and forth" that we've been missing for a while.
That is definitely true. I just didn't see it coming.
You know me--I can never resist the urge to improvise.
On a more serious note, I was looking to accomplish three goals:
1)build some early heat for Robblemania;
2)reinforce my RDCW image as the guy who's always spoiling for a fight;
3)solidify the Outcasts' heel credentials.
Well, you did that alright.
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Well, that was an interesting thing to come out of a few isolated lines in one guy's monologue.
I thought it was a nice return to some old skool "back and forth" that we've been missing for a while.
That is definitely true. I just didn't see it coming.
Neither did I, but Chris put together a great promo, and I was able to PM him in time to make a tweak so I could put together an immediate response. We had to do a bit of improv, but it all worked out great.
And we couldn't have done it without, Sammitch.
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Kurt Angle sucks.
I agree!
The darkness has come, and the darkness shall prevail!
did you even bother to y'know. . .
read my post?
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Well, that was an interesting thing to come out of a few isolated lines in one guy's monologue.
I thought it was a nice return to some old skool "back and forth" that we've been missing for a while.
That is definitely true. I just didn't see it coming.
Neither did I, but Chris put together a great promo, and I was able to PM him in time to make a tweak so I could put together an immediate response. We had to do a bit of improv, but it all worked out great.
And we couldn't have done it without, Sammitch.
Amen to that.
On a somewhat more serious note, I revised all my promos on the Havoc thread because the NPC(non-player character) I had hoped to introduce didn't go over as well with Louie as I thought he would;I thought the NPC would make a nice addition to the Outcasts,but Louie feels they're better off remaining a two-man outfit.
Recaps? I've only gotten a recap from Chris. Havoc goes up tomorrow!
I'll get mine to you ASAP.
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I'll get mine to you ASAP.
Deja vu.
Feel free to ask me for ideas, but I don't have the inspiration for the title match (nor do I really know how it's gonna work).
It will be about a day or so.....2 tops...
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I'll get mine to you ASAP.
Deja vu.
My car may have just died, in which case all bets are off.
Whatever happened to Nowhereman?
And thanks to Bastardo for setting up the match with Nowhereman.
I am back........sorta, but I wont be around much!
Evening Gown, Y Division Gauntlet, and Women's Booby Title matches are up.
I've got an EPIC promo in mind for the contract signing. *If the thread remains open*, it will be posted by Monday night, for real.
I dunno about the Powers/Dark Lords though. Might post a couple of sentences for a recap, unless someone else wants to help...
Three way IC Match is up. Give it a look, Sammitch did a good job with this one.
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I've got an EPIC promo in mind for the contract signing. *If the thread remains open*, it will be posted by Monday night, for real.
well?
I didn't say which Monday!
LOL
I'm working on it.
Fo real.
Havoc goes up tonight, JLA. Have your deal posted.
Hair vs. Hair match and Allied Powers vs. Darth and PI are up.
"Nicely played", or "RACK the FUCK out of JLA" were the correct answers.
you want correct answers, get your shit in on time.
Mine was worth the wait, I must say.
It is time to start your training, JLA. Mwah hah hah hah hahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I wanna see the training videos!
I hope JLAs life story was informative enough for everyone!
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I hope JLAs life story was informative enough for everyone!
Nicely played.
RACK you...
I have been without internet all week. It appears I lost my match. Sorry I couldn't get a promo up or vote or anything. I'll come up with something for a recap or whatever if you want, Grimm.
you can still do a promo. I am.
just because the voting's over, doesn't mean the promos can't go on.
I'll work on one tomorrow sometime. I'm just bummed that I didn't get the internet back up and running in time to vote; it would've made for a tie. Nothing anyone can do about that, though.
I managed to vote at work and avoided that problem. Almost pulled it off for you.
i voted, i just forget for who
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Almost pulled it off for you.
Keep you sexual deviances out of this please!
Have PM'ed copies of my match recap to Chewy,Killconey,Sammitch,and PenWing.There's a development in it that I think you all will find interesting once the recap's posted.
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Almost pulled it off for you.
Keep you sexual deviances out of this please!
Sorry about that. I'll try to keep it clean in the future.
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Have PM'ed copies of my match recap to Chewy,Killconey,Sammitch,and PenWing.There's a development in it that I think you all will find interesting once the recap's posted.
I'm sorry, but didn't you lose the match? I will implement as much of your input as possible, but I think I should be the one to pen this recap.
Please god no!
We want something posted before the year of our lord 2010!
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Please god no!
We want something posted before the year of our lord 2010!
I only wish I could come close to your record of recap punctuality.
That would be really funny if it wasnt a known fact that I dont write recaps and have never claimed to do so!
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Have PM'ed copies of my match recap to Chewy,Killconey,Sammitch,and PenWing.There's a development in it that I think you all will find interesting once the recap's posted.
I'm sorry, but didn't you lose the match? I will implement as much of your input as possible, but I think I should be the one to pen this recap.
Recaps are done by all those involved who want to participate in it. Not just for the winner. Oakley has just as much say as you do. It's not just about you. It's about everyone.
Then I'm sure no one will mind letting me pen something of my own for the recap.
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Then I'm sure no one will mind letting me pen something of my own for the recap.
Yes, you could write something of your own. But it'd be considered good form if you tried to include details that Chris sent you in his recap. If the participants all one input, then they should have input.
Well then I will kick out a recap with whatever Chris wants as soon as I get back from church. Chris, PM me with the stuff you want included.
Yay. Peace has been restored in the middle east.
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Please god no!
We want something posted before the year of our lord 2010!
Fine. Post whatever the hell Oakley sent you. At this point I don't care.
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What do you want me to do? I have a busy work schedule and piles of graduate school paperwork to wade through. I do as much as I can as often as I can. We can't all be Nowhereman - some of us have to earn being cool.
dude, c'mon. you said you were gonna bang somethin out yesterday. I got on this mornin hopin for somethin cool in my PM box and nothin.
it's damn near tuesday now and I got no recaps other than what Oakley sent on Saturday.
I had a slight accident today and am mildly concussed. I apologize for the delays. I have to work during the day tomorrow, so if you have to go ahead and post Oakley's stuff, I will understand, but after I get off work tomorrow I am free until Saturday night, so I will try to make up for lost time.
dude, I'm sorry about your injury (though you really should've said something earlier), and I hope you recover.
but that said, the polls now end on friday. every week. that gives people the whole weekend to work on their recaps. and that's not even counting the idea that you don't have to wait until the polls end to start working on your recap.
from the time Havoc goes up on Tuesday you should be at least thinking about how the recap is gonna go and planning it out.
I really want the recaps to start coming in before the fllowing tuesdays. it kills our angle buildups when recaps go up late. it really does.
I think we've got some really killer shows lined up heading into RobbleMania, but it's gonna mean fuck all if the recaps don't come in on time.
and I'm not just talking to Sammitch here. I'm pretty much talking to everybody who participates in the forum. when you make a commitment to get a recap in and you don't follow through with it, you not only hurt yourself and your own characters and storylines, but also anyone else who's involved in that recap with you.
and to be completely and bluntly honest, i'm too tired and busy to keep writing eighty to ninety percent of the shows like I have been. get your stuff done people.
rant over.
This is why I let Sammitch do all the writing.
Grimm, do you still want me to try and post something this evening after work? Or should I just start into a promo for this week's Havoc?
why don't you read my last post again and tell me what you think I want you to do.
killconey's the brains of the outit.
sweet promo NWM! very visual i like it!
I saw Sammich writing with my own two eyes. If he's not finished by tomorrow, something's seriously wrong.
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sweet promo NWM! very visual i like it!
That was very spur of the moment & totally unplanned!
Just couldnt think of anything else!
Pig Iron is retiring.......Roblemania the hardcore belt must go to the first person that beats Piggie. 5 men 1 at a time the winner of the votes beats me, but i get to kick the asses of the losers..know that going in, but i need volunteers... I write the match, I pick how you lose (You get no say in how you lose). Put your asses on the line....let's hear volunteers....first 5 are in...
grimm has to approve it i suppose...
Ooo! Ooo! I want to volunteer! Pick me! Pick me!
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sweet promo NWM! very visual i like it!
That was very spur of the moment & totally unplanned!
Just couldnt think of anything else!
it was clever, very entertaining!
i like to see things alittle more off from the norm!
If you want abnormal, look no further than Now here man!
If you want subnormal, look no further than the cupboard rex keeps MisterJLA in!
SockMandral if you will!
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Damn.
I'm working on my havoc recaps right now. It's just tough because I have to write two big recaps.
you know there's other people involved in those matches. you could get some input from them to help you out.
I know. I'm waiting on a few at the moment. kc's got a coupla good ideas, and penwing pmed me. I want to wait to hear from the opposition before I finish though, so I can put more of their ideas in.
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I know. I'm waiting on a few at the moment. kc's got a coupla good ideas, and penwing pmed me. I want to wait to hear from the opposition before I finish though, so I can put more of their ideas in.
I'm supposed to have ideas now? I thought I was just supposed to kick you in the nuts until you wrote your recap.
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I know. I'm waiting on a few at the moment. kc's got a coupla good ideas, and penwing pmed me. I want to wait to hear from the opposition before I finish though, so I can put more of their ideas in.
I'm supposed to have ideas now? I thought I was just supposed to kick you in the nuts until you wrote your recap.
That actually makes sense.
Damn, his promos aren't even done yet, and he's already done an unbee-lee-vee-able job.
Thanks, Joe.
This does make me feel guilty for not doing more promos for the biggest RDCW event EVAR...
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Damn, his promos aren't even done yet, and he's already done an unbee-lee-vee-able job.
Thanks, Joe.
This does make me feel guilty for not doing more promos for the biggest RDCW event EVAR...
Feel free to do a backstage vignette, pal. Let the fans know where you stand. I just wanted to put something together to add some heat. The more the merrier I say!
It was EPIC, Joe. For real.
That's a tough act to follow...
aweshome. now that's classick Joe Mama.
Sammitch Update: Today he came out of his room and I kicked him in the balls. He said that he has ideas for the recap and that it should be up soon.
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Sammitch Update: Today he came out of his room and I kicked him in the balls. He said that he has ideas for the recap and that it should be up soon.
.... and that he'll post the recap.
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Sammitch Update: Today he came out of his room and I kicked him in the balls. He said that he has ideas for the recap and that it should be up soon.
.... and that he'll post the recap.
Whoa, Doc. Don't go getting crazy. Baby steps, my friend.
I was about halfway through the cw/kc match last night and I bumped the power-strip plug out of the wall. Thank goodness for Word autosave. I can't really blame my computer anymore since I wiped it and upgraded to XP Pro. As soon as I regain my train of thought I'll finish. I'm sure that will be late tonight, since (1) I will be out of work early, (2) I don't work again until Sunday night, and (3) like I said it's already halfway done. I gotta jet for work in a little bit here, but I should be done at a reasonable hour tonight - Thursdays are always slow.
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Sammitch Update: Today he came out of his room and I kicked him in the balls. He said that he has ideas for the recap and that it should be up soon.
.... and that he'll post the recap.
Whoa, Doc. Don't go getting crazy. Baby steps, my friend.
I love Sammys, but that was pretty damn good.
you guys are all wimps....no takers...???
dude... killconey called you out, as did several others.
I PMed the tits match to Louie. I am still working on the cage match.
Both recaps are in. I think I might do a promo now...
Three points about Lor's promo which, by the way, I enjoyed immensely and look forward to the recap:
1) "clam before the storm" is the funniest mistake I've ever read. Imagine it said in Charlton Heston's voice (or Phil Hartman) to see what I mean.
2) I've always loved how everyone uses multiple spellings of Bukakke/Bukaki/Bookakee/etc. It's a great running gag.
3) Didn't Marcum retire?
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Three points about Lor's promo which, by the way, I enjoyed immensely and look forward to the recap:
1) "clam before the storm" is the funniest mistake I've ever read. Imagine it said in Charlton Heston's voice (or Phil Hartman) to see what I mean.
hahaha i didnt notice.
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2) I've always loved how everyone uses multiple spellings of Bukakke/Bukaki/Bookakee/etc. It's a great running gag.
yea its great.
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3) Didn't Marcum retire?
yea he did. im sorry i just now found out so ill back and fix it.
all fixed! sept for the "clam" thing i left that lol
It was all Lor. She came up with the idea and ran it by me and I told her she should go with it and she did.
I made a promo!
You can all thank me later!
Replace the A from Can with a U, and replace the All with a T, then you would have spelled it right!
Can - a = Cn
Cn + u = Cun
All - all =
+ t = t
Put that all together and I have Cun t. Should I delete the space in between Cun and t too?
Thats up to you!
You can be plain old Cunt or Cun T, depends on whether you like rap music!
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Nowhereman said:
Give that man a LLance!
Can it be sold on Ebay?
You will get more selling it by the pound!
... WE'LL BE FUCKING RICH!
wait... shipping's gonna kill us!
As long as you're posting here, when are you going to join the RDCW PCG?
He'd be a great addition to Oakley's team!
But not as good as MARIO BARINI!
Chewy is working double time at Robblemania........fucking greedy cunt!
Sammitch, nice promo.
Yeah, great promo, Sammitch. Except you wrote 'havoc fades to commercial' at the end, and it isn't Havoc, and PPV's don't do commercials...
They do now! Snakes on a Plane is just that exciting.
I wish. I can barely muster up what I've got now...
Captain Sumbitch has never complained!
Chewy on the other hand, he's apparently looking elsewhere!
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Yeah, great promo, Sammitch. Except you wrote 'havoc fades to commercial' at the end, and it isn't Havoc, and PPV's don't do commercials...
Fixed. PPVs do have lots of those little ads in the corner of your screen.
Didn't your promo mention commercials and trailers as well, Charlie?
yup. iirc, both Charlie and Sammitch did the same thing at Halloween Handjobs.
By the way, why is Joe fucking Mama?
Who is this Mama he's fucking anyway?
Mama Benjamin! she's the real power behind the IV!
So if we can just take her out...
Now that makes sense.
It explains why Joe got that matching tattoo on his chest!
Plus she is like a black version of Rosanne Barr!
Nowhereman's obsession with me continues. But why play coy? He knows he's "Mama"...or at least would like to be.
Great promos by Charlie and Sammitch.
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Joe Mama said:
Nowhereman's obsession with me continues. But why play coy? He knows he's "Mama"...or at least would like to be.
Great promos by Charlie and Sammitch.
Joe, just cause you make your little butt boys wear Nowhereman masks, does not mean you have had any sort of sexual relationship with me!
Dream on Mr. Arnold!
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Nowhereman's obsession with me continues. But why play coy? He knows he's "Mama"...or at least would like to be.
Great promos by Charlie and Sammitch.
Joe, just cause you make your little butt boys wear Nowhereman masks, does not mean you have had any sort of sexual relationship with me!
Dream on Mr. Arnold!
I rest my case.
So you agree with me that you lust after me!
Very strange defence you have there!
Interesting poll results. Way to use those alts, Oakley.
I sent Louie the Ultimate Y recap.
Speaking of Louie, where's he disappeared to? I've sent him two match recaps AND a video package for the next Havoc and I haven't a peep out of him yet.
yeah, speaking of which, I'm going on vacation this week. so send your match request/havoc opening bits/whatever to Monroe.
all I'm gonna be doing is posting the rest of RobbleMania, then I'm out for a bit.
but Louie will still be the color commentator for Havoc.
I'll have my robblemania recap in by the end of the day.
Is anyone writing the hardcore match? I'll do it, but I just wanted to check.
I think it's open. Go for it.
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Captain Sammitch said:
I'll have my robblemania recap in by the end of the day.
Late again.
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I'll have my robblemania recap in by the end of the day.
Late again.
Yeah.
The hc porn match is done, but awaiting feedback to go up...enjoy.
As it turns out, my ending with thedoctor reversing himself and his banning of anyone who showed up at ringside wasn't a big hit. (RobbleMania)
I was going to edit the ending, and Joe Mama was going to send me an alternate ending, but neither came to pass.
thedoctor stepped up and fixed the situation with a nice promo. Props to him. It makes sense, and should make everyone happy.
Sammitch and I are currently without Internet and we don't know when it will return.
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Killconey said:
Sammitch and I are currently without Internet and we don't know when it will return.
How did you post that, you big liar-face!
He has mind powers beyond our comprehension!
One question (and this is not critisism), but are we getting a bit confused with match booking?
I noticed that Chewy was booked in two matches at RM with no explanation, and now on Havoc, James Fantastic seems to have two matches as well!
there was explanation for Chewy's matches at RM. One, the Ultimate Y match was built to through the feuds with Amuck and PenWing from Jan. on. read the recaps.
Two, Chewy and Killconey one the T.I.T.s earning the tag title shot at RM. pay attention, please.
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Sammitch and I are currently without Internet and we don't know when it will return.
How did you post that, you big liar-face!
I can use the Internet when I'm at work or school since I have access there. Sammitch has nothing.
Then again, this could just be Sammitch guessing Killconey's password and trying to get out of writing promos and recaps on time.
NO one????.You guys stink....I died.....
Glad that's all clear thanks Grimm.
don't forget to visit the shopzone and buy the special Pig Iron memorial tshirt, dvd, and book package.
All we need is the heavyweight recap, and the last Havoc will be done.
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there was explanation for Chewy's matches at RM. One, the Ultimate Y match was built to through the feuds with Amuck and PenWing from Jan. on. read the recaps.
Two, Chewy and Killconey one the T.I.T.s earning the tag title shot at RM. pay attention, please.
I will report you to the spelling police!
I AM the spelling police!
It looks like I created a monster with big pimp tim.
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damn
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Grimm said:
I AM the spelling police!
You ARE the Brute Squad!
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Grimm said:
I AM the spelling police!
So which one are you?
Rex or Jhim Jhackson?
Whatever happened to the Dark Forever Match recap...?
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Whatever happened to the Dark Forever Match recap...?
Grimm won. then he took a vacation.
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Grimm said:
i'm sneccy bunni!
Ooh, the spelling rebel has infiltrated the spelling police!
Reax is gonna be pissed!
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Whatever happened to the Dark Forever Match recap...?
Rack JLA for his epic promo on the 4/11 Havoc thread.
Thanks Chris.
The Y match is up. Great job working out the details, Doc.
So is this the talk thread?
I thought of a gimmick for my character, I'm a martial artist turned pro wrestler.
How about a race car driver, turned pro wrestler?
he could be a duel sport wonder. we should call him spark plug. yeah!
Let me end this before it really begins:
NO.
Second bite at the apple, Jers. Let's see what you can do.
That's what Pen told me...so much for being original.
Um..... my post was in reference to this being your second chance for the Y Division Title. The angle is good, though it has been used before. It all depends on what you do with it. I'd just suggest looking at Havoc threads to get a sense of how to use your character in with everyone else's as well as the different styles with which you can do a
'promo'. Here's the
Who Are You? thread where you can tell us about your charcter as well as where you can see what everyone else is doing character wise.
In honor of the PPV, I'll write brief recaps to Now here man's last two Gauntlet matches...one of these days...
Sure, Sammitch. Suuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!
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thedoctor said:
Sure, Sammitch. Suuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!
Ouch.
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thedoctor said:
Sure, Sammitch. Suuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!
It always gets posted. Maybe a day or two late, but I still wind up doing more than most.
999 points for agreeing with me.
man, i have no idea whats going on. lol could someone update me real quick. and just a warning ill be offline for a few days so. i hope i dont miss anything and ill try and make it up.
Joe Mama's suspended for thirty days
MisterJLA's the new World Champ
Capt. Howdy's the hardcore champ again
Pig Iron's dead (the character, not the poster)
PenWing almost lost the Y Division title to Jeremy
Darth lost a loser leaves casket match to Grimm
Grimm was injured and put on the shelf by Charlie
Nuriko and Amuck joined the Outcasts
Sweetmarlene replaced Meeko as the SDC's manager
and we're about to start a big recruitment drive.
yes. I write about real life and real people. just like my idol, Peter J. Poopass.
His name comes from the latin word "poopass", which means to poop from one's ass.
those crazy latins and their names.
Always pooping from their asses.
JLA, I think you mean Bastardo, not MarcuM.
Bhold my triuphant return! Or behold it, if you prefer.
I've just finished revising my RDCW singles profile. To reflect my role as team captain of the Outcasts, I've renamed most of my signature moves:
The Kill 'Em All has been changed to the Loner;
The Full Metal Jacket is now the Expulsion;
The WMD has been renamed the Siberian Express;
What used to be the Lock & Load is now called the Devil's Island Drop;
and the Red Alert has been re-dubbed the Vast Wasteland.
I've also added a new submission move, the Eviction, which is a variation on John Cena's STFU.
You need to use the theme music to "Jaws" again, Chris...
he should also stop being such a douchebag.
He didn't apologize yet???
Chris, I really liked the old names you just changed from. Now you're going to confuse me.
And you should use the theme from JAWS.
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I've just finished revising my RDCW singles profile. To reflect my role as team captain of the Outcasts, I've renamed most of my signature moves:
The Kill 'Em All has been changed to the Loner;
The Full Metal Jacket is now the Expulsion;
The WMD has been renamed the Siberian Express;
What used to be the Lock & Load is now called the Devil's Island Drop;
and the Red Alert has been re-dubbed the Vast Wasteland.
I've also added a new submission move, the Eviction, which is a variation on John Cena's STFU.
Out of curiosity, why are you changing the names of your moves? Are you planning a drastic personality/gimmick change?
(Oh, and you should make the Jaws theme your entrance music...)
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Thank! You!
Oakley, use the damn Jaws theme, gobdammit.
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Thank! You!
Actually, JM, the name changes are meant to reinforce my current persona as RDCW's resident outsider.
What does that have to do with the JAWS theme music???
I've updateded JE's bio and will make new ones for the other team members soon
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Actually, JM, the name changes are meant to reinforce my current persona as RDCW's resident outsider.
Hold on, shades of Airheads!
You are an outsider & have moves called things like "The loner" yet you are part of a group.
Please explain this more indepth!
Thankyou!
It ties into the "us against the world" mentality that defines the Outcasts' identity.
By the way, does Wednesday know you stole his avatar?
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I hate MisterJLA and want to destroy his dream of Chris Oakley using the "Jaws" theme...
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It ties into the "us against the world" mentality that defines the Outcasts' identity.
By the way, does Wednesday know you stole his avatar?
So why a move called "The Loner" when you aint?
"Whats the name of your band?"
"The Lone Rangers!"
"But theres three of you!"
Roster and title histories updated.
Was there a story that I missed about how the Lightweight Faggot Title became the Y Title?
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Was there a story that I missed about how the Lightweight Faggot Title became the Y Title?
obviously.
That was my subtle way of asking for a link...
and my not so subtle way of not providing one.
go back and do the homework.
Make me.
I don't have to. I have other ways of making your life hell.
btw, you just signed up for a special match at the next ppv.
I added Ramada's bio to EWJ's. Also, I want to point out that it was my wife's idea to call one of her move the "Jiggle Counter".
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There a reason the mouth twitches?
Is there a reason you open your mouth at all?
All of the Otaku's bios are now complete. They're all combined into the post whew I first put Johnny Evil's bio.
Just posted my new promo on Havoc. The next WE'RE TAKING O-VER...INTERVIEW SEGMENTS! (yes, that is it's actual name) will probably be post Prom Night.
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Just posted my new promo on Havoc. The next WE'RE TAKING O-VER...INTERVIEW SEGMENTS! (yes, that is it's actual name) will probably be post Prom Night.
The "commercial" featured in Johnny Evil's Havoc post? GENIUS. RACK 1,457 points.
I just did a small update of the Otaku's bios. They now contain links to videos for their entrance themes (except for BFOE. I think people pretty much know what Elvis songs sound like).
yer gonna have to PM your votes to me this week. there's some kinda glitch in the poll feature on the boards.
nnnnooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NotWedge, I don't know you do it, but you do it great, so just keep doing it, whatever it is.
promo up!
and im quite proud of this one to, i think its one of my best.
even tho i lost by ONE STINKIN POINT!! puh.
Finally, I was in a match with Chewy and I got more votes! HOORAY!!!
How many alts did
that take?
I don't know. As I've said before, I only have one alt and I never use it. But I celebrate my one-vote pseudo victory over the Walrus.
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How many alts did that take?
not nearly as many as your victory, apparently.
Spamm, clean out your PM box!
Right, yeah, done that chief. You'll have to re-send, it seems.
Anybody know when the next Havoc's being posted?
It's usually posted some time Tuesday evening.
JLA, another brilliant promo!
we just need the King of the Mook-tain match and Prom Night will be complete.
Part 1 of the King of the Mook-tain match is up. The second part will hopefully go up this evening.
It's done. I don't think the second half's as good as the first, but I was running out of ideas. I hope everyone got a good bit, it wasn't easy coming up with ideas (hence the interference at the end, ordinarily I would've kept a clean finish).
Does that piece of shit (literaly) PenWing wrestle in the RDCW?
If so I want to challenge him to a One Time Only Match.....loser has to drink his colostomy bag!
Tell him PJP from GBWA( Greek Bastards Wrestling Association) want to make him cry like a little Bitch!
My promoter Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon will set it up.
heyyyyyy, didn't you used to be the lightweight faggot champion?
I was the first ever to hold it. Plus I beat Snarf in a non title match....both as PJP and as the Real Snarf.
I remember that.
Kid, you wanna be a star? Come down to the CheeseDome Tuesday night.
I'll be there Motherfucker!
Where should I post my profile?
I won't do that till tomorrow night.
again, pants are optional
I'm not wearing any right now!
Hey Grimm......what happens if PantsWimp doesn't accept the challenge. He's pretty afraid of me.
oh and I can't take credit for the nickname PantsWimp....the great Nowhereman came up with that one.
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I'm not wearing any right now!
Hey Grimm......what happens if PantsWimp doesn't accept the challenge. He's pretty afraid of me.
there are lots of other RDCW competitors. I'm sure one of them will gladly step up to the plate if need be!
I want him and him only......for now. We started a game that needs to be finished.....for blood.
you must prepare yourself for the possibility that PenWing will not accept your challenge. you must also prepare for the possibility that if he does not accept, someone else might.
Any chance we could book an Over the Top Rope match between Big Pimp Tim and the Outcasts for the next Havoc?
Oakley, did you even read the recap of your match?
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Grimm said:
Oakley, did you even read the recap of your match?
Not as close as I should have, apparently.
Anyhow, I've reworked my promo after a second look at the match recap.
NOW Doc's birthday bash and Havoc is OVAH!!!
Havoc is done. Convolution is Sunday. Good luck.
Nice job with the mystery partner, Louie.
SWERVE!
SWERVE!
SWERVE!
The voting system can be exploited.
Sincerely,
Capt. Obvious.
There's nothing we can do about it.
Sincerely,
Admiral Fuck Off
I just love how Sammitch's won, but Sammitch is the person who got pinned.
I didn't think about it before I rigged the polls.
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Captain Sammitch said:
I didn't think about it before I rigged the polls.
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thedoctor said:
There's nothing we can do about it.
Sincerely,
Admiral Fuck Off
Change the format.
The Good Captain (once again).
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Captain Sammitch said:
I didn't think about it before I rigged the polls.
So are you going to make yourself tap out in the recap?
It doesn't matter what you vote!
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thedoctor said:
There's nothing we can do about it.
Sincerely,
Admiral Fuck Off
Change the format.
The Good Captain (once again).
We did before. Lazy fucks wouldn't vote.
The Better Admiral (once again).
This isn't better.
General I Win Again.
then come up with something else.
Just like "real" wrestling, everything should be fixed. Make a writing team made up of those who actually participate, and let them decide who wins and loses.
Or let my boy Dabney Donovan (hey bud, vote JLA's team next time!) decide everything.
so basically no one but me would be writing. . .
If you don't learn how to write characters in character and not have them all act like sex starved perverts then you'll never make it past a basic essay thesis, and therefore shall never get into H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-Harvard.
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Yes, that's what I'm saying.
that's what I figured.
Oh you can rig our words all you want. We'll still dance all over yo punk ass polls each week.
The big valboski is cocked, locked, and ready to unload!
rig the polls all you want. I don't live and die by them like some people do.
but it makes me smile to know that they're so important to you that you spend so much time creating alts just to rig them. they mean that much to you.
The vote rigger likes your silent wrestler better than my silent wrestler.
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so basically no one but me would be writing. . .
I genuinely would be doing a lot more writing, but this time, the circumstances really are more than I can get around. I am still here helping my mom with things.
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so basically no one but me would be writing. . .
I genuinely would be doing a lot more writing, but this time, the circumstances really are more than I can get around. I am still here helping my mom with things.
you're pretty much excused at the moment. nobody expects you to be here right now.
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The vote rigger likes your silent wrestler better than my silent wrestler.
no, they're just not smart enough to spread the votes around, so they blow all their votes on the first option in every poll.
Just for the record, i'm willing to write more. My biggest problem is my slight obsession with a certain anime series. Help, I think EWJ is trying to take control.
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NotWedge said:
Just for the record, i'm willing to write more. My biggest problem is my slight obsession with a certain anime series. Help, I think EWJ is trying to take control.
let the Evil Inside take over. . .
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!
I'm retired! Don't ask me to do a GOT-DAMN thing!
does that mean you're not accepting my challenge for next week?
Ask him! Ask him! (I'm evil, you see)
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Oh, there's a challenge?
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"Lastly, and leastly, I tawt I taw a Snarf last month! Queen Snarf, I told you what would happen if you came back to the RDCW, and I meant every word! I'm throwing down the gauntlet, Snarf! After Convolution, I want you on Havoc! One on one! Let's end this."
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rig the polls all you want. I don't live and die by them like some people do.
but it makes me smile to know that they're so important to you that you spend so much time creating alts just to rig them. they mean that much to you.
Was that for me?
I figured that the great RACK point icon Dabney Donovan is behind this (what's up, buddy! Vote JLA!)
He asked you not to use other poster's likeness without their permission, you did the very next week just to FUCK with him, and this is what you're left with.
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Grimm said:
rig the polls all you want. I don't live and die by them like some people do.
but it makes me smile to know that they're so important to you that you spend so much time creating alts just to rig them. they mean that much to you.
Was that for me?
I figured that the great RACK point icon Dabney Donovan is behind this (what's up, buddy! Vote JLA!)
He asked you not to use other poster's likeness without their permission, you did the very next week just to FUCK with him, and this is what you're left with.
this is what I'm left with???
you guys care that much about this. I'm flattered.
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Grimm said:
this is what I'm left with???
Right. Since this board and everything written on it belongs to you.
Enjoy.
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Grimm said:
this is what I'm left with???
Right. Since this board and everything written on it belongs to you.
Enjoy.
I will!
Good!
Better!
btw, Sammitch just defeated you to win the World title. . .
. . .made you look!
I still have a fictional title with my user name photoshopped on the fictional bottom, so what do I care?
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MisterJLA said:
I still have a fictional title with my user name photoshopped on the fictional bottom, so what do I care?
I posted that before reading the "made you look" post!
I like you, MisterJLA. You're a funny guy. That's why I'm gonna kill you last.
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I still have a fictional title with my user name photoshopped on the fictional bottom, so what do I care?
I posted that before reading the "made you look" post!
cross posting is fun!
I asked Wednesday to edit out that weird green tint on the right hand corner, but it won't edit out.
Maybe the Cheese Title was made from some rotten cheese!
it's moldy!
Here's the orginial pic.
yeah! 
Wednesday got rid of the red can, but not the mold on the cheese belt!
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it's moldy!
That's what she said!
why is there a red can?
Maybe it's that cheese in a can!
cheese whiz!
I know you like to post your promos before your match recap, so you might wanna go ahead, and you know.
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btw, Sammitch just defeated you to win the World title. . .
...
. . .made you look!
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This isn't better.
General I Win Again.
It isn't any worse.
Billy Badass
Commander in Chief
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Just like "real" wrestling, everything should be fixed. Make a writing team made up of those who actually participate, and let them decide who wins and loses.
Or let my boy Dabney Donovan (hey bud, vote JLA's team next time!) decide everything.
Then we run into the problem of people complaining about how things turn out.
Listen, I'm up for anything that'll work and that will cause the least bullshit from posters. No one's going to be 100% happy, so I'm not even going to try for that. But we will work with what pleases most of the people most of the time. It all hinges on one main aspect that seems to be the snag every time we try something new: Poster Participation. You guys are going to have to decide what you want to try and then actually put in the effort to make it work.
So, the floor is open. Any ideas are welcome. Except for JLA's, of course.
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MisterJLA said:
Just like "real" wrestling, everything should be fixed. Make a writing team made up of those who actually participate, and let them decide who wins and loses.
Or let my boy Dabney Donovan (hey bud, vote JLA's team next time!) decide everything.
Then we run into the problem of people complaining about how things turn out.
Listen, I'm up for anything that'll work and that will cause the least bullshit from posters. No one's going to be 100% happy, so I'm not even going to try for that. But we will work with what pleases most of the people most of the time. It all hinges on one main aspect that seems to be the snag every time we try something new: Poster Participation. You guys are going to have to decide what you want to try and then actually put in the effort to make it work.
So, the floor is open. Any ideas are welcome. Except for JLA's, of course.
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I asked Wednesday to edit out that weird green tint on the right hand corner, but it won't edit out.
Maybe the Cheese Title was made from some rotten cheese!
I dont see no steenking green!
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NotWedge said:
Just for the record, i'm willing to write more. My biggest problem is my slight obsession with a certain anime series. Help, I think EWJ is trying to take control.
let the Evil Inside take over. . .
QUIT ENCOURAGING HIM
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MisterJLA said:
I asked Wednesday to edit out that weird green tint on the right hand corner, but it won't edit out.
Maybe the Cheese Title was made from some rotten cheese!
I dont see no steenking green!
RACK Nowhereman!
A brillion points!
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thedoctor said:
Then we run into the problem of people complaining about how things turn out.
Listen, I'm up for anything that'll work and that will cause the least bullshit from posters. No one's going to be 100% happy, so I'm not even going to try for that. But we will work with what pleases most of the people most of the time. It all hinges on one main aspect that seems to be the snag every time we try something new: Poster Participation. You guys are going to have to decide what you want to try and then actually put in the effort to make it work.
So, the floor is open. Any ideas are welcome. Except for JLA's, of course.
I'm up for that, but participation is always an issue for me. Over Summer I should be able to get quite involved, but in September I'm back teaching, so it would become a lot more difficult.
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Then we run into the problem of people complaining about how things turn out.
Listen, I'm up for anything that'll work and that will cause the least bullshit from posters. No one's going to be 100% happy, so I'm not even going to try for that. But we will work with what pleases most of the people most of the time. It all hinges on one main aspect that seems to be the snag every time we try something new: Poster Participation. You guys are going to have to decide what you want to try and then actually put in the effort to make it work.
So, the floor is open. Any ideas are welcome. Except for JLA's, of course.
I'm up for that, but participation is always an issue for me. Over Summer I should be able to get quite involved, but in September I'm back teaching, so it would become a lot more difficult.
see, that's the kind of thing we need to know about beforehand. if you know there's gonna be periods where you're not gonna have as much time to contribute, communicate with us and let us know so we can plan accordingly.
now we know spamm gets busy again in the fall. we can say "ok, don't put so much on spamm during this time." that helps us and gives us an idea of what to expect.
communication is key here, guys.
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A strip dodgeball match between the oakley's?!
BOHAHAHA!!
Anybody seen Louie lately?
The week's almost over and there's no sign of the next edition of "Havoc" yet.
You didn't read the last Havoc? Louie quit.
And that underscores the biggest problem lately. Participation has been so rabid
(myself included) that there's a question as to whether or not this will even go on. I know of at least one RDCW "superstar" (that word in quotations because that punk-ass bustah needed help to beat me) who has jumped to a new promotion. I'm trying to come up with ideas to breathe some new life around here, and I figure Doc's doing the same, but I'm not making any serious moves unless I know that it won't just be the Dave 'n' Doc Show. Or the Dave Show. Or the Doc Show. Or whatever.
The future of the RDCW is in YOUR hands, people...
When this forum starts getting more responses to ad bots and spam, it's time to reconsider the whole RDCW thing. No participation is the equivalent of no interest. No interest means that we don't spend our time with this if no one's going to read it or give a damn about it. I wanted to see how long it'd take before anyone noticed that there wasn't a card up this week. Unless posters start voiceing their desire to keep this thing going, it might be time to shut the doors of the Cheesdome for good.
I'm sorry I haven't been participating, but circumstances have been prohibitive - I've only been able to pass through the boards briefly. If we can get things rolling again, I would be more than happy to take on a greater burden as far as writing and possibly planning.
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You didn't read the last Havoc? Louie quit.
And that underscores the biggest problem lately. Participation has been so rabid (myself included) that there's a question as to whether or not this will even go on. I know of at least one RDCW "superstar" (that word in quotations because that punk-ass bustah needed help to beat me) who has jumped to a new promotion. I'm trying to come up with ideas to breathe some new life around here, and I figure Doc's doing the same, but I'm not making any serious moves unless I know that it won't just be the Dave 'n' Doc Show. Or the Dave Show. Or the Doc Show. Or whatever.
The future of the RDCW is in YOUR hands, people...
that "punk ass bustah" not only made you a superstar, but also ended your title reign and your in-ring career. you've never been as good as you were when you were with me. just remember those things, bub.
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Anybody seen Louie lately? The week's almost over and there's no sign of the next edition of "Havoc" yet.
Louie Bastardo is retired. As are my other ancillary characters. After a month of the only person besides me contributing being Notwedge, (including a ppv with no promos at all!), the obvious lack of interest in this promotion begs the question, why would we continue?
why is there a need for a Havoc, or an RDCW when the only interest is from JLA's buddies vote rigging?
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You didn't read the last Havoc? Louie quit.
And that underscores the biggest problem lately. Participation has been so rabid (myself included) that there's a question as to whether or not this will even go on. I know of at least one RDCW "superstar" (that word in quotations because that punk-ass bustah needed help to beat me) who has jumped to a new promotion. I'm trying to come up with ideas to breathe some new life around here, and I figure Doc's doing the same, but I'm not making any serious moves unless I know that it won't just be the Dave 'n' Doc Show. Or the Dave Show. Or the Doc Show. Or whatever.
The future of the RDCW is in YOUR hands, people...
that "punk ass bustah" not only made you a superstar, but also ended your title reign and your in-ring career. you've never been as good as you were when you were with me. just remember those things, bub.
That post goes from "Great Promo Response" to "Jilted Girlfriend Note" pretty quickly, hoss. And it was NWM's Crippler Cuntface that put me out, not your li'l leglock. You punk-ass bustah.
I'm kinda interested, just busier than I'd expected to be. Plus, I'd like more guys to participate, it's getting harder and harder to be original when it's the same guys posting.
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You didn't read the last Havoc? Louie quit.
And that underscores the biggest problem lately. Participation has been so rabid (myself included) that there's a question as to whether or not this will even go on. I know of at least one RDCW "superstar" (that word in quotations because that punk-ass bustah needed help to beat me) who has jumped to a new promotion. I'm trying to come up with ideas to breathe some new life around here, and I figure Doc's doing the same, but I'm not making any serious moves unless I know that it won't just be the Dave 'n' Doc Show. Or the Dave Show. Or the Doc Show. Or whatever.
The future of the RDCW is in YOUR hands, people...
that "punk ass bustah" not only made you a superstar, but also ended your title reign and your in-ring career. you've never been as good as you were when you were with me. just remember those things, bub.
That post goes from "Great Promo Response" to "Jilted Girlfriend Note" pretty quickly, hoss.
back to your delusions again, I see.
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And it was NWM's Crippler Cuntface that put me out, not your li'l leglock. You punk-ass bustah.
keep telling yourself that. i'm sure that it keeps you comfortable while you're pretending to manage the Four.
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keep telling yourself that. i'm sure that it keeps you comfortable while you're pretending to manage the Four.
We don't know if there's a IV. We don't even know if there's a RDCW.
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
*sob* *sob* Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
I would be interested in participating again. Though I've discussed the matter with Grimm already.
one of the concessions that Snarf insisted upon for his return was plenty of time to focus on his singing career:
all jocularity aside, though, I have a lot to say but i'm not really in the mood right now.
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one of the concessions that Snarf insisted upon for his return was plenty of time to focus on his singing career:
Ass.
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keep telling yourself that. i'm sure that it keeps you comfortable while you're pretending to manage the Four.
We don't know if there's a IV. We don't even know if there's a RDCW.
It's not gonna die while I have anything to say about it.
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I would be interested in participating again. Though I've discussed the matter with Grimm already.
If Snarf's in, I'm in.
The voices in my head have voted 7-4 in favor of me participating.
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The voices in my head have voted 7-4 in favor of me participating.
what did Drax say?
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keep telling yourself that. i'm sure that it keeps you comfortable while you're pretending to manage the Four.
We don't know if there's a IV. We don't even know if there's a RDCW.
It's not gonna die while I have anything to say about it.
well, you do have something to "say" about it. but it's not just what you "say" it's what you do.
that being said, what do you have to say, Sammitch?
He'll post maybe on Thursday.........or maybe some time in September!
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The voices in my head have voted 7-4 in favor of me participating.
what did Drax say?
He didn't vote, he's still too upset about Pro killing Drake Marshall.
I told you he left you a loophole. . .
but it's not just Sammitch, I'm talking to here.
Open floor for discussion. RDCW. what works? what doesn't? what needs to be fixed? what would YOU do if you were running the forum?
I think we need to make up "jobber" characters to go with our main eventers and midcarders.
Can't the jobbers just be the people we've used who don't bother to post? Like Chewy Walrus? Also, there needs to be some ground rules about how you use other folks in your posts. Not to name names, but I know Grimm at least knows who I'm thinking of as I type this.
The ground rule for using other folks in your promos or matches has been very simple: you are expected to contact and discuss ideas with each other. You are expected to respect what people are doing and post accordingly. If you post a promo or a match without doing so and the other person has problems with what you posted, you make changes. However, if you make every attempt to contact someone and you don't get a response in a reasonable amount of time, then tough shit for the other person. If there is a question or an issue, you can bring your problems to Grimm or Doc or myself.
See, when I suggested creating "jobbers" I thought they could be people for our main characters to just beat the bejeezus out of without having to check with anyone else (except to check if someone else is beating the bejeezus out of that same jobber that particular week).
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Can't the jobbers just be the people we've used who don't bother to post? Like Chewy Walrus? Also, there needs to be some ground rules about how you use other folks in your posts. Not to name names, but I know Grimm at least knows who I'm thinking of as I type this.
You mean like the recent promo thedoctor had to edit as it portrayed several people, including myself, totally out of character!
I wonder who that could have been?
I think people would appreciate having their names and likenesses used in a manner consistent with their wishes, regardless of how often they post here. But as was said before, posters should make every effort to get in touch with the individuals whose names and likenesses they want to use; if the poster doesn't respond, do what you want with them. Chewy and Killconey are usually interested in hearing about what I do with their characters, and each one contributes ideas from time to time. That's why they aren't just random mopes.
As far as original ideas of my own, aside from crazy matches I've designed in the past, I just think it'd be cool to keep shaking things up a bit and encouraging more participation. No one wants to be the only participant, even if it's a rotating 'only' participant - I present as evidence the Writer's Block forum.
If the polls are gonna be spammed, we'll just have to go back to PM polling from participant IDs. If you're billed and you mention planning on posting a promo or a recap, you should post one or else forfeit the match regardless of results. (That should affect me as much as anyone else here.) If you want a title shot, and you get a title shot, both contenders should have a promo.
I think the titles should mean more, especially the heavyweight title. If anyone can have a shot at being number one if they work hard enough, then everyone should want to get involved and take a chance. The current heavyweight title holder should be the third mod of the forum, and should be expected to participate either in the ring or at the announcer's table or in a significant promo every event - if the champ misses an event and can't provide a decent explanation, they should have to defend their title at the following event.
Factions should mean more. Belonging to a faction can, if it's done properly, give people a lot more incentive to post here - and help bring new people in too. There should be more factions, and at the same time fewer 'sides'. There are clearly defined faces and heels in the RDCW, and the major players on both sides should be playing politics and angling for alliances with the smaller 'on the fence' factions to tip the balance.
We need more recognition. Front Page, references in sigs, even external RDCW pages on posters' personal websites, whatever it takes to get more people in here and eliminate the need for the shitload of alts we have participating in this forum.
Those are some of the ideas I've had floating around in my head. As soon as my family situation reaches something close to normalcy, and as soon as I arrive at a regular living arrangement with an Internet connection, I will be participating in this forum as regularly as is humanly possible.
Post edited by me, 'cause I is dumb.
I know realize I was in error regarding my previous comments and I duly apologize.
You are referring, of course, to my retirement promo. It was meant to be a parody of Sting's retirement. I used other people just to send up the so-called "unscripted" breaking kayfabe moments that bookers think are so clever. It was all meant in good fun; I never meant to hurt anyone's character and hoped that people would see it for the jest that it was meant to be. SPAMM was included as he had mentioned me in promos and it was meant to pass the torch. Doc. Mid-nite was there because we used to be tag team partners. Nowhereman was there because the thought of him saying "cunt" with a tear in his eye gave me a chuckle. If anyone thought there brief appearance in that promo hurt their character, then I apologize.
See it wasnt how we viewed our use, it was how other people viewed it!
I rarely visit this forum anymore for various reasons, and that particular post was actually brought to my attention by someone who wasnt happy with how people were portrayed, even though they were not even in the promo!
I was asked if I had been contacted about my use in the promo, and if I agreed to it.
Its not just about the character and how they feel, its about perception of others.
Well, I forgot that sublety tends to be a foreign concept on these boards. Sigh. Anyway, that being the case, I was talking about Oakley.
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Well, I forgot that sublety tends to be a foreign concept on these boards. Sigh. Anyway, that being the case, I was talking about Oakley.
Sublety is a foreign concept to the whole world seeing as you just made that word up!
Subtlety. Christ, you'd think I was the only person on the boards who wrote typos....
Sorry, I dont speak virgin!
Once upon a time I posted something meaningful and nobody noticed.
Bummer.
Anyway, so far as I can tell, the question of whether or not to shut down RDCW still hasn't been resolved....
The question is who is going to take over.
And if you so much as volunteer we
will shut it down.
Why hasn't Grimm posted lately? We supect foul play...
His hard drive shit the bed...
Or is it that those who wish to take over RDCW have offed him and stuffed him in the crawlspace?
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Or is it that those who wish to take over RDCW have offed him and stuffed him in the crawlspace?
...shut up...
Grimm is just taking part in his annual foreskin cleaning!
How long does it take to clean his foreskin?!?!
PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THAT!
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Anyway, so far as I can tell, the question of whether or not to shut down RDCW still hasn't been resolved....
Indeed.
I'm around if it gets back on it's feet, and I'm happy to be involved backstage. Just tell me when it's back on it's feet, if that ever happens.
Ok, let's say that there is going to be a Havoc this Tuesday. Let's see how honest the poll was. Who's in and what angles/posters will you be participating in?
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Ok, let's say that there is going to be a Havoc this Tuesday. Let's see how honest the poll was. Who's in and what angles/posters will you be participating in?
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Ok, let's say that there is going to be a Havoc this Tuesday. Let's see how honest the poll was. Who's in and what angles/posters will you be participating in?
I'm in.
Thank you for only answering 1/3 of the question.
I'm in, but let me ask you this: are we starting from scratch or continuing where we left off? I have no problem continuing either with a IV intact or simply as MisterJLA's manager - I can easily do a write-up to explain the disappearance of anyone else. I even have a few ideas for my return to action.
Little of column A. Little of column B.
It's up to everyone what angles and feuds they're doing, like always. If you want to start over or pick up from where you left off, that's up to you and the people you were working with.
I'd be interested, but when we left off Grimm and I were tag team champs and he's unable to post.
I'll be shaking up the titles all the way around, so don't worry about that.
and I want a bigger dressing room
That would imply that you had one to begin with.
and I want a big bowl od M&Ms, but no blue ones. God help you if there are any blue ones...
Ok, but you have to share with LLance. So try getting that bowl away from him.
Does this mean you're going to do an angle where no one understands what you say, so you have to get someone backstage to voice over your promos?
Yes, the basic idea is someone makes all the posts for me, but I take the credit!
I'm in - I should be home by 10 PM or so. There'll probably be something up by then, but I can work what I have planned into that.
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Thank you for only answering 1/3 of the question.
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Thank you for only answering 1/3 of the question.
I apologize for being on vacation and not making answering your question my first priority.
Anyway, I was planning on using the usual suspects - my character, Chewy's, and killconey's. I planned to tie up some loose ends as far as the faction is concerned, and solve the problem of Penwing's indefinite absence. I'm just waiting for you to open the thread.
I'm waiting for a cow to land on the moon!
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I apologize for being on vacation and not making answering your question my first priority.
I accept your apology for not taking an extra 30 to 60 seconds to attempt to make an effort to answer my question in full.
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I'm just waiting for you to open the thread.
I'm not opening any thread. I'm waiting to see what people are doing, if anything, before I set up a card. I'm not falling for the "I'll participate as soon as it's started" bullshit anymore. I want to see some effort on the part of posters as far as their characters' developments as well as working with each other before I put anymore effort on my part into all this.
I know where Nowhereman stands and have for a while, so I know how to book him an how often. Joe Mama and Notwedge have shown that they are at least thinking about everything by asking questions and expressing concerns. Outside of that, all I've gotten is a buncha "Hey, yeah! I'll do it!............ Sometime................... Eventually............." that we've been getting for a while now and that has brought us to this point to begin with. I don't expect people to carry around notebooks filled with ideas for their characters complete with charts and graphs or novella like promos and recaps. I just expect some effort into them. I understand that real life can keep some people down and out for some time, but you should take that into consideration beforehand.
I'm planning on comtiinuing with the Otaku concept, but I'll be changing the Anime they're basing their personas on. I'm also planning on introducing a new team that's unrelated.
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I apologize for being on vacation and not making answering your question my first priority.
I accept your apology for not taking an extra 30 to 60 seconds to attempt to make an effort to answer my question in full.
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I'm not opening any thread. I'm waiting to see what people are doing, if anything, before I set up a card. I'm not falling for the "I'll participate as soon as it's started" bullshit anymore. I want to see some effort on the part of posters as far as their characters' developments as well as working with each other before I put anymore effort on my part into all this.
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I'm not opening any thread. I'm waiting to see what people are doing, if anything, before I set up a card. I'm not falling for the "I'll participate as soon as it's started" bullshit anymore. I want to see some effort on the part of posters as far as their characters' developments as well as working with each other before I put anymore effort on my part into all this.
What would you like to see as evidence that work is being done by other posters?
That you clean your screen after looking at porn!
If only there was some sort of system in place to express thoughts with a set of symbols arranged in such a way that all who look at them can decipher and understand. And then there should be another system of in which to transmit those grouped symbols into a public forum over vast distances by some kind of electronic signals.
If only........
Are we talking about Sammitch's dildo collection again?
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I'm in, but let me ask you this: are we starting from scratch or continuing where we left off? I have no problem continuing either with a IV intact or simply as MisterJLA's manager - I can easily do a write-up to explain the disappearance of anyone else. I even have a few ideas for my return to action.
by making the door wider?
Or removing a whole wall!
does anyone have a wrestling video game, and the ability to connect it to a computer? if so, i could splice together a neato rdcw video
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I'm not opening any thread. I'm waiting to see what people are doing, if anything, before I set up a card. I'm not falling for the "I'll participate as soon as it's started" bullshit anymore. I want to see some effort on the part of posters as far as their characters' developments as well as working with each other before I put anymore effort on my part into all this.
I'd say that I'll participate as soon as it starts, but that would ruin my reputation as a Sammitch alt who never participates. Speaking of which, how the hell do I win matches when I haven't posted in months?
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does anyone have a wrestling video game, and the ability to connect it to a computer? if so, i could splice together a neato rdcw video
No!
Hey guys, I'm in.
Sammitch, PenWing is out. It's up to you to keep going with the SDC name or to come up with something on your own.
I have a new tag team that I'd like to run with. I am retiring my PenWing ID shortly, and replaceing it with a new one. That's what I will be wrestling under and running the tag team with, if the RDCW ever gets rolling again.
However, I go in for treatment once a month for a few days, so I may not be able to participate every week, more like three weeks a month, although that may be pushing it. Still, I can contribute my characters if I can get them off the ground.
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Hey guys, I'm in.
Sammitch, PenWing is out. It's up to you to keep going with the SDC name or to come up with something on your own.
I've been mulling over some ideas for quite some time. I should probably write them all down so there is some evidence that posters are mulling over some ideas so Doc will get a card together.
That would help.
Brad Lee is one half of the future tag team champions. I haven't made the ID for the other half yet.
I think the RDCW needs to get smaller to reflect the actual number of participants. There are too many titles to keep track of, and not enough people fighting for them.
Who is actually still in?
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Or removing a whole wall!
or call in green peace!
Joe wants to go to Japan, but they still harpoon whales there!
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Speaking of which, how the hell do I win matches when I haven't posted in months?
Ask Chewy Walrus. He seems to have no problem.
So, anyone want to start this thing up again, or are we just going to continue to reminisce about the good old days?
So, I guess everyone is happy that the RDCW is dead.
There are about ten real people who were controlling twice that many NPCs before the RDCW went down. Where are those people now? You can't be happy to have lost your bragging rights! Show yourselves!
This place used to be fun. Now it's a grave yard. Looks like Darth won in the end, since Grimm is no longer around either. The Dark Days are truly upon us.
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People are busy. It'll pass. Perhaps you should start shooting Doc IMs to open an event up.
Isnt it amazing that someone disapears from the board for months, then comes back and starts trying to run things again!
Nowie, I don't want to run things, I want things to run. There is a difference. Why is it every time someone tries to do something positive you take insult to it? Did it occur to you that I left the RDCW for a time because I needed to come up with some fresh ideas? Problem is, when I finally did come up with something, the RDCW decided to kill itself.
Sammitch, I PMed Doc, he won't do anything until he sees some response from us. All of us, I think.
Gob forbid Nowhereman thinks I'm trying to run anything
, I offer up some suggestions for discussion:
I think our biggest problem is that Convolution was never completed. Well, I think that's a symptom of our biggest problem, actually. I think our biggest problem is that we tried to produce a weekly event. I think Havoc should go biweekly, with pay-per-view events occurring bimonthly. With Havoc starting on a Tuesday night, there should be a week for everyone to get their promos in, with the thread being locked the following Monday night. Then, there should be a week to get recaps written up, with all recaps posted the following Monday night, two weeks after Havoc goes up. I think our biggest problem has been a lack of time for some of our participants to write up both a promo and a recap. This way, there are two weekends available, and maybe that means Spamm can be a regular.
That said, before we come up with a reason why we haven't been on the air for months, I think Convolution needs to be completed. I think that's where we need to sort of continue from. I don't think there should be any new regimes when we return, just the Otaku, the IV, the SDC (or whatever Sammitch chooses to call them), and the tag teams. If anyone wants to introduce something new (like myself), that's cool too. We can make up some stuff that happened while we were off the air, or we can just say that there was a screw up with the accounting and continue with few changes.
Finally, I think we should build towards Matrimony, a PPV designed to do three things. First, there needs to be a wedding, so I think Killconey and Sweet Marlene should get married live on PPV. Second, I think there should be a match to unite the Y belt with the Hardcore Poon belt, leaving only the Y Division in it's wake. Third, I think the Cheese belt should be united with the Cunt belt. On a side note, I think JLA, the Cheese belt holder, should for some reason think that he's having a match to unite the Cheese belt with the Boobie belt, because obviously the highest men's championship title can only be united with the highest women's belt. In reality, that's wrong, but it's JLA, and I'm sure he can make it work very well for a few weeks leading up to the event.
I think fewer titles will force creative non-title feuds and put more emphasis on what the titles stand for, especially since JLA only puts up his title at PPVs, which would be every two months.
Now, I cannot stress enough that these are merely suggestions being suggested to promote discussion about the future of the RDCW. I am not trying to run things, even if I do send some suggestive PMs to some of the people involved. The success of the RDCW has always been dependant on communication, so I'm trying to promote some of that.
Thoughts?
I didnt read any of that!
Fuck off!
As I told you in your PM, Penwing, there are real people behind the characters of killconey and sweetmarlene. I don't think they would want something as personal as their real-life wedding being used as a plot device. As far as converging the titles, your ideas sound good, but it can't be too abrupt. And I think we need to resolve a lot of stuff to bridge the big gap of inactivity before we can move forward too much. I still think we can pull off a weekly Havoc by keeping all the NPCs and being sure to mix up the schedules enough to keep from overloading the same writers every week. Keep the monthly PPV, it's good, with bimonthly title shots. First things first, we need to sort out the different faction changes, which is almost its own Havoc in and of itself. More on that after I finish my quesadílla.
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As I told you in your PM, Penwing, there are real people behind the characters of killconey and sweetmarlene. I don't think they would want something as personal as their real-life wedding being used as a plot device.
As I said in the PM, just fishing for ideas, I don't mean to hurt anyone.
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As far as converging the titles, your ideas sound good, but it can't be too abrupt.
Sure it can. We lost funding and the bank wants two titles back. There, explained away.
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And I think we need to resolve a lot of stuff to bridge the big gap of inactivity before we can move forward too much.
We were off the air. We could come up with a whole plot that took place in house shows, but that takes a lot of work. I think it's simpler to play the money angle. Just my opinion. Plus this way we can just come back however we want, with little to know explanation. I do think we need a completed Convolution so we have something to work off of.
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I still think we can pull off a weekly Havoc by keeping all the NPCs and being sure to mix up the schedules enough to keep from overloading the same writers every week. Keep the monthly PPV, it's good, with bimonthly title shots.
I disagree. I think we'd get full participation (not just promos but also match write ups) if we went biweekly. When I was heavily involved in the writing, I spent a lot more time than I would have liked writing other people's matches because I wanted things to flow. I wanted a story. Grimm and Joe will probably agree that no one wants to write someone else's match. I think time is a major factor as this is just a hobby. It's a really fun, creative hobby, but just a hobby. I bet you would get all of your writing in if you only had to worry about a promo one week, and a recap the next. I even wonder if Spamm, who spends most of his time preparing his classes at this time of year, would be able to handle one writing assignment a week instead of two. I'll have to PM him to find out, I guess. People have lives, as you well know, so lets spread the shows out over two weeks so that we can actually complete them without getting burned out.
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First things first, we need to sort out the different faction changes, which is almost its own Havoc in and of itself. More on that after I finish my quesadílla.
If that's what you want to do first, that's fine, it's something to do. I will be introducing a new tag team, but I don't want to say anymore until I get the chance to post them in Havoc. I'm still trying to come up with a good way to introduce them.
I love the Otaku, and right now Grimm shares the tag title with their leader, Evil Wrestler Johnny. Will that change when we return? NotWedge, Grimm, what are your thoughts?
The Outcasts are great, but it would be nice to hear from Chris Oakley about his ideas to move forward with the RDCW since he has always been a heavy contributor.
The official word on PenWing is that injuries have forced him into retirement. I'd like to leave it at that, with no further comment. I have no problem with SM, CS, CW and KC keeping the SDC name, but I am thinking that maybe they should have a group name centered around their characters instead of around my old ideas, especially since I no longer have anything to do with them. That means a little work for you, Sammitch, sorry.
The IV are cool, and we need them, but they need to be IV, not V. I think that could be resolved at Convolution, or it could be an unsaid thing when the IV roll out as IV when we return. JLA, Joe Mama, what do you think?
We have a great group of NPC's that anyone can use at any time. They include the Liberal Conspiracy, Homland Security, the OC, Punch-Counter Punch, the Playaz Club, and I'm sure there are others. They can be used in singles or tag team matches by anyone who wants to build up their characters, or by anyone who wants to remain active while not having a live feud.
Doc won't do anything until we fix the RDCW. He wants us, the participants, to set the rules of how this thing will work, and commit to them. He won't even comment until he sees some reponse, so if we want to get this thing rolling again, we'll need to reach out to the others and bring them here.
Here's a suggestion to explain away the absence: The Board of Directors were (was?) so upset by the retirement of me, the GREATEST RDCW CHAMPION EVAAAAHHHH, that they took the show off the air.
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Here's a suggestion to explain away the absence: The Board of Directors were (was?) so upset by the retirement of me, the GREATEST RDCW CHAMPION EVAAAAHHHH, that they took the show off the air.
That does actually give me an idea...
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Captain Sammitch said:
Fuck off!
So, Sammitch, it's been a week...
It's a really big quesadilla.
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Fuck off!
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thedoctor said:
It's a really big quesadilla.
I'm trying man, I really am. I wish you would chime in about my thoughts on going biweekly. Of course it would help if NotWedge, Joe Mama, Spamm, Nowhereman, Captain Sammitch, and Chris Oakley all chimed in a bit and added something positive to the conversation. I think we have enough people to run this thing, and I think we have enough wrestlers since most of us have been writing at least one alter ego from the start.
I think we need to shrink the titles down, but first I think we need to finish Convolution so that we have a jumping on point. If I was a part of Convolution, I'd be tempted to finish it myself, but I was taking a break from here, so I can't do that.
It's not my responsibility anymore. I've done it longer than anyone else. It's everyone else's turn.
Here's an idea. Forget about how to start it up. The storyline doesn't make much of a difference in my mind at this point. The important part is that more than three or four people are dedicated to starting it back up. That involves more than "Gee, I had fun! Let's do it again!" If people want this to happen then send Doc a match idea. When he gets enough matches, he'll post a Havoc (I would think). Everyone's so busy talking about how many times a month there should be a Havoc, how many titles there should be, and other pieces of minutae that nobody's noticed that it's the same few people talking.
Grimm's gone.
Oakley's gone.
SPAMM/Charlie's gone.
That's a sizeable amount of contribution to make up for. Nowhereman's noncommital (it seems, correct me if I'm wrong), and MisterJLA has been noticeably quiet. So who are the contributors? Doc? Me? Brad? Sammitch (who, no offense, Phil, but you're doing the same thing you did when the RDCW was active - making commitments and not following up for whatever reason)? Snarf? In my mind, this ain't gonna work unless we get at least 10 people who are ALL working together to make this work. And I don't see it happening.
I'm more than willing to do a full reboot. Have one big tourney to decide who gets the "World" title (whomever wins), who gets the second tier title (whomever comes in second), and build from there. From there work storylines - what happened to the RDCW, etc. But, in my mind, the old factions need to go for now - the IV doesn't exist and the SDC is one guy writing for 4+ people (a recipe for disaster).
Sorry to come off as seemingly negative. I'm being realistic.
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I'm more than willing to do a full reboot. Have one big tourney to decide who gets the "World" title (whomever wins), who gets the second tier title (whomever comes in second), and build from there. From there work storylines - what happened to the RDCW, etc. But, in my mind, the old factions need to go for now - the IV doesn't exist and the SDC is one guy writing for 4+ people (a recipe for disaster).
Sorry to come off as seemingly negative. I'm being realistic.
And I thank you for the suggestions. So let's do this. I'd like to introduce the Masked Avengers, a new tag team of Brad Lee and The Archer. If we're going to throw everyone into a melting pot, then lets do that. I'm going tag. Let's keep the Allied Powers in tag. Let's keep the Outsiders in tag. Look, it's a three way tag match for the titles.
That's my suggestion. I think if the card goes up, JLA and Oakley will post. Unless Oakley really is gone, in which case it's just the Allied Powers vs. the Masked Avengers in their debut RDCW match after tearing up the indie ciruit all summer.
Joe Mama vs. Sammitch vs. Nowereman vs. Notwedge for the Cheese belt.
Hiro vs. Killconey vs. Snarf for the Y belt.
If we want a women's division, Lor and Elisa have posted in the past, so Lor vs. Elisa vs. Ramada for the Boobie Belt.
That's a card right there consisting of contributors.
I say we go biweekly and PM vote. If you don't vote, you have no say. If you don't post a promo during the first week, you lose your match no matter the voting outcome. The voting and promo deadline is Sunday night. The recap deadline is the following Sunday night. If a poster doesn't send in a recap he has no say in the outcome of the match, and whoever does take charge can do what he wants with the plot for that match. If he wants to be generous and make them look good, fine. If he wants to make them look like fools for not coming through, even better.
I'd just like to make clear my point that that's a really big fucking quesadilla.
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It's a really big quesadilla.
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I'd just like to make clear my point that that's a really big fucking quesadilla.
Fuckin' A, man. If you don't have Chipotle where you live, travel as far as you have to - it is that damn good.
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...Sammitch (who, no offense, Phil, but you're doing the same thing you did when the RDCW was active - making commitments and not following up for whatever reason)...
I asked if someone would just put me and my guys on the damn card. I told you who I'd write, and I told you I'd write them. What the hell else do you want from me? To deliver the entire content of every planned post before I post it? I mean I wanna do this. We haven't had an AIM chat (I'm opening AIM as I type this to make sure you guys aren't all online without me), I only got that PM from Penwing... what's goin on? I know I've had trouble with follow-through in the past, but I'm doing the best I can reasonably do. I mean I've been in counseling with my minister almost since my dad died, and I will be for a while longer - as much as I like the RDCW, it's not the main thing I'm losing sleep over. Sorry to be an obstacle, but there it is.
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Joe Mama said:
I'm more than willing to do a full reboot. Have one big tourney to decide who gets the "World" title (whomever wins), who gets the second tier title (whomever comes in second), and build from there. From there work storylines - what happened to the RDCW, etc. But, in my mind, the old factions need to go for now - the IV doesn't exist and the SDC is one guy writing for 4+ people (a recipe for disaster).
Sorry to come off as seemingly negative. I'm being realistic.
Go to Writer's Block and poke around, then ask Prometheus if the cure for a group dying for lack of participation is to reboot/Ultimate it back into existence forcibly. I agree with you that all those angles need to be resolved, but I'm the one writing my faction - let me decide if it needs to stay or go. If the quantity of my posts turns out to be unsatisfactory to you, then do whatever you think is best with me and my characters.
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And I thank you for the suggestions. So let's do this. I'd like to introduce the Masked Avengers, a new tag team of Brad Lee and The Archer. If we're going to throw everyone into a melting pot, then lets do that. I'm going tag. Let's keep the Allied Powers in tag. Let's keep the Outsiders in tag. Look, it's a three way tag match for the titles.
So you get to have your own faction but I can't keep what's left of mine?
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That's my suggestion. I think if the card goes up, JLA and Oakley will post. Unless Oakley really is gone, in which case it's just the Allied Powers vs. the Masked Avengers in their debut RDCW match after tearing up the indie ciruit all summer.
Joe Mama vs. Sammitch vs. Nowereman vs. Notwedge for the Cheese belt.
Hiro vs. Killconey vs. Snarf for the Y belt.
If we want a women's division, Lor and Elisa have posted in the past, so Lor vs. Elisa vs. Ramada for the Boobie Belt.
That's a card right there consisting of contributors.
That's a pretty good card. Your efforts are the most fruitful when you're assembling cards. Story arcs are everyone's responsibility. Plus quantity of participation does not supersede quality of participation. If you wanna sum up my argument in one sentence use that one.
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I say we go biweekly and PM vote. If you don't vote, you have no say. If you don't post a promo during the first week, you lose your match no matter the voting outcome. The voting and promo deadline is Sunday night. The recap deadline is the following Sunday night. If a poster doesn't send in a recap he has no say in the outcome of the match, and whoever does take charge can do what he wants with the plot for that match. If he wants to be generous and make them look good, fine. If he wants to make them look like fools for not coming through, even better.
That system works. You are very good at coming up with ideas here and there. Let's all hammer out our ideas together if this is gonna happen. You wanted my attention, you got it. Let's do this.
Leave me out of it for right now. I've got work, I'm back in school, I'm gaming on a semi-regular basis, and let's not forget the weekly karaoke/binge drinking.
Besides, the Y division title? That is SO beneath me. I was World Champ dammit! Unlike Kevin Nash, I have the decency to refuse to job to BEFORE getting heavily involved in the angle!
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I asked if someone would just put me and my guys on the damn card. I told you who I'd write, and I told you I'd write them. What the hell else do you want from me? To deliver the entire content of every planned post before I post it? I mean I wanna do this. We haven't had an AIM chat (I'm opening AIM as I type this to make sure you guys aren't all online without me), I only got that PM from Penwing... what's goin on? I know I've had trouble with follow-through in the past, but I'm doing the best I can reasonably do. I mean I've been in counseling with my minister almost since my dad died, and I will be for a while longer - as much as I like the RDCW, it's not the main thing I'm losing sleep over. Sorry to be an obstacle, but there it is.
Yes, you've said who you'd write and that you'd write them. But you've done that in the past and people wait for your input...and they wait...and they wait. You've had a tendency to procrastinate and/or, sometimes, not follow through at all. That's what I said, that's ALL I said. If you're making a commitment now, great. All I'd ask is that you make a better effort to follow through than you've done at points in the past.
Having said that, I never even mentioned your father's passing except to offer my condolences, so please don't throw that in my face. It's dirty pool. Neither I nor anyone here said anything about expecting you to put any RDCW or Writer's Block stuff over your real life. That's not what I was talking about and you damn well know it.
As for your position about a reboot...I don't know what goes on in Writer's Block and, as I never posted there and wouldn't know where to start looking, I don't care. The fact of the RDCW is that a good-sized chunk of its regular contributors are gone, which greatly affects a lot of storylines. I don't like the idea of having the same factions as before because AT LEAST half of mine is gone, yours is you plus whoever you write, and Brad's is himself plus whoever he writes. It's still only a few people plus whoever we make up, and I don't think that works - or do you want to pretend that you thought/think Oakley's faction creation was, in retrospect, actually a good idea? Furthermore, I can barely remember the storylines that were in the middle of being written but I'm sure the loss of people and the time away will adversely affect any attempt to continue them. So I suggested the full reboot. That's my opinion. Don't like it? Fine, that's yours. In the end, I stand by my positions that:
1) we need a minimum of ten people regularly contributing
2) the old doesn't work after months away and so many people gone
3) the best way to start this up again is to start it up fresh and have far fewer singles belts and, for now, no tag belts
I'm more than willing to move away from those positions if someone wants to make a compelling case, but I can't say I've seen one so far.
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1) we need a minimum of ten people regularly contributing
Agreed. I thought we had that before it all fell apart.
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2) the old doesn't work after months away and so many people gone
A reboot is fine with me.
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3) the best way to start this up again is to start it up fresh and have far fewer singles belts and, for now, no tag belts
Cheese, Y, Tag, Boobie. Those are the belts I want to keep. We have a solid group of tag npcs we can use, so it would be nice to have a belt a real poster can win. Cheese is our heavyweight title. Y is our extreme wrestling title. Boobie goes without saying.
Sammitch has a good trio of guys and a girl in his faction, and he has done a pretty good job of keeping them all involved. Plus, there is a tag team in there.
JLA's Allied Powers team with Captain Howdy was always a favorite of mine.
What happened to Jeremy and BPT? They both started contributing for a bit and then disappeared.
Putting together a card is easy, the concern is that it will get a response. That's why I want to hammer out the rules for how we work from week to week. I think going biweekly would be best because we all have things to do.
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I asked if someone would just put me and my guys on the damn card. I told you who I'd write, and I told you I'd write them. What the hell else do you want from me? To deliver the entire content of every planned post before I post it? I mean I wanna do this. We haven't had an AIM chat (I'm opening AIM as I type this to make sure you guys aren't all online without me), I only got that PM from Penwing... what's goin on? I know I've had trouble with follow-through in the past, but I'm doing the best I can reasonably do. I mean I've been in counseling with my minister almost since my dad died, and I will be for a while longer - as much as I like the RDCW, it's not the main thing I'm losing sleep over. Sorry to be an obstacle, but there it is.
Maybe next time you're talking with your minister, he can help you with you using your dad's death as an excuse for everything. No disrespect to your father or your family. This is all about you. I really was sad about your lose, but you throwing it out as an excuse for things you had problems with before his death saddens me even more. There was no need to bring it up, yet you felt you had to use it to defend yourself from any form of criticism about your record of participation here in this forum. Just face the fact that you aren't as willing or able to put as much work into this as you claim and tell us. Don't make up excuses. Don't lay blame where it doesn't belong. And hurry up on that quesadilla.
All I've asked is that the people here who want to do this work with each other to get it going. That not only means just concentrating on what you want to do with your characters. That means talking with other posters and coming up with feuds and angles. I've asked that from the start, and no one has given me shit in regards to it. I've seen a lot of talk about rules, scheduling, and voting which is all fine and good. Those need to continue. But those aren't shit if you're not doing a damn thing about what you're going to do when that gets up and running. With just a few clicks of a mouse and strokes of the keyboard, anyone here can get the RDCW going again. You've just all haven't.
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Maybe next time you're talking with your minister, he can help you with you using your dad's death as an excuse for everything. No disrespect to your father or your family. This is all about you. I really was sad about your lose, but you throwing it out as an excuse for things you had problems with before his death saddens me even more. There was no need to bring it up, yet you felt you had to use it to defend yourself from any form of criticism about your record of participation here in this forum. Just face the fact that you aren't as willing or able to put as much work into this as you claim and tell us. Don't make up excuses. Don't lay blame where it doesn't belong.
I wasn't attempting to use that as an excuse for my poor follow-up. I have no need for excuses or passing blame. I know I'm not very good at follow-up in this forum. I'm trying to point out that there's a different reason I've been having trouble sticking with it this time. That and I really didn't want to just lay out everything I have planned way in advance. That and I honestly haven't finished coming up with a particular plan. I'm still working on it, okay? I actually have a day off today, so gimme a little while and I will try to come up with some more things.
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And hurry up on that quesadilla.
Chipotle, man. You don't rush perfection.
Actually I need to go get my paycheck, so I will probably be back in an hour to 90 minutes. We'll talk.
Two other people using the shower before I could get to it... not cool. This is what happens when you rent from a big family. Anyway, I'm just now going to get my check (here's hoping it clears by Sunday), but I'll tell you what I have so far. I haven't picked a favorite new name or theme for my faction yet, but I know who all the major players will be.
- Captain Sammitch - contender for just about any title out there.
- Chewy Walrus - major muscle, Y Division contender, hardcore contender (if it's sticking around), heavyweight contender in the near future.
- Killconey - same old high-flying maniac. Y contender, possible hardcore contender.
- Sweet Marlene - manager, not planning on stepping into the ring as often as Meeko (Killconey doesn't want her getting hurt), but pretty good with showmanship and playing head games with the opposition.
- [surprise]Harleykwin[/surprise] - said on the phone not too long ago that if RDCW starts back up she would like being in my faction and would be able to contribute reasonably often.
We have a number of tag possibilities in this bunch - Sammitch/Chewy works, Chewy/Killconey works, Marlene/Harley works - and they're all pretty good ones. I will have new names for moves and such as soon as I decide on a good faction name and theme. Still gonna be a face faction, not quite as much of a babyface faction though. Chewy, Killconey, and Harley can make plenty of mayhem, and they're not gonna be as lenient as Sammitch might - though my character isn't gonna be quite as much of a babyface either.
For the first card, I don't necessarily
need Sammitch going for the title just yet - I haven't had a chance to build up to it like I want to - but hopefully there'll be a shot in the near future. Killconey is good for that Y belt. Whenever Harley is free to post in here, she can decide whether she wants a shot at the women's belt.
I can get reasonable amounts of feedback and ideas from all these people. So far it's still me (and probably Harley) typing it all out, but Killconey has expressed interest in learning the nuances of writing matches, and I'm sure Chewy will supply some good ideas over the phone.
I'm gonna go get my check now and see if it'll clear in time. I may have more for you when I get back.
Oh, and I need to grab another quesadílla. That last one was bitchin'.
I'm very proud of you.
Cunt.
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- Captain Sammitch - contender for just about any title out there.
- Chewy Walrus - major muscle, Y Division contender, hardcore contender (if it's sticking around), heavyweight contender in the near future.
- Killconey - same old high-flying maniac. Y contender, possible hardcore contender.
- Sweet Marlene - manager, not planning on stepping into the ring as often as Meeko (Killconey doesn't want her getting hurt), but pretty good with showmanship and playing head games with the opposition.
- [surprise]Harleykwin[/surprise] - said on the phone not too long ago that if RDCW starts back up she would like being in my faction and would be able to contribute reasonably often.
Correction - Harley said it's not gonna work out. She may or may not be able to participate in the RDCW at all. I'll work on scrounging up more participants when I get the chance. Count on the other four though.
I propose a feud between the the mysterious Masked Avengers and the evil Allied Powers centering around the tag titles. Or, a feud with the evil Outsiders, if that is preferred. Or, a feud with tag champs EWJ and Grimm, assuming they are still tag champs. If not, than maybe a feud with the evil Otaku. I am prepaired to start talking feud with anyone when a card goes up and I see the Masked Avengers in a match. If someone wants to feud with me, let me know, and I'll start working angles. I have some ideas, and since they are the Masked Avengers, eventually someone will want to unmask them. I'll be happy to work a long term plan out with anyone who wants to talk shop. Being the new guys, I'm not quite sure how they fit in to the big picture just yet. I just know that this is a face tag team, but it will fight anyone, even another face, if that means the tag titles. I'll get a profile up when I see a point to it.
On a side note, for me, it would be easier to go biweekly, so I will keep pushing for that.
Okay, Doc. I fired off a PM to Oakley with a suggestion for a feud. I also suggested something to Sammitch. Anyone else have any suggestions not including the ever popular "Fuck Off!"?
Who the fuck is Sammtich?
No idea. Must be someone new.
Hopefully it's not another of Oakley's alt-ids.
I took the bulls by the horn, and restarted it...MYYYY WAYYY.
All of the matches except the Tag Titles match involves The IV, so there shouldn't (yeah right) be too much bitching. Of those matches, I will either: decide who wins myself, or take PM votes to decide.
If anyone wants a match, I can add it later.
Let the bitching begin!
Wow...that came outta nowhere. I dare say I'm actually impressed on some level. Don't know if it'll hold up, but it's a pretty decent place to start...
It's amazing that, after all the bitching and moaning here, someone realized that ANYONE can make a poll on these boards and did it! Congrats to JLA for apparently being the most motivated and smartest one here.
Thanks, doods!
Well, no more excuses. If someone wants a match added, all they have to do is send me a PM.
I rigged the voting deadlines so they won't start until the matches are over...they should take care of the spamming.
I already have ideas about who will win the matches (or I may go with PM votes) but if someone writes an EPIC promo, that could sway me. This applies to the tag match the most.
I think having a HAVAK twice a month will give everyone enough time for promos, and recaps. One week to write a promo, one week to come up with a recap. The next HAVAK will start two weeks from today. If anyone doesn't have it together by then, tough shit.
So one week from today, the results will be announced. Recaps and even promos can be added at any time until the following Tuesday.
I have big plans for the World and Hardcore titles. Tag Titles and the merged Y/ IC belt are up for grabs...
I have made an effort to post, but it wont be a regular thing.
I have set up something that will throw a spanner in JLAs plans, but it will allow me to jump in and out without committing fully, but at the same time shouldnt ruin his plans......just make them more difficult!
Nowhereman saves the day! If only he can learn to overcome the language barrier between himself and us!
Fuck off cunt pig!
If I learned to speak fat bird, would that help you?
Well I aint gonna, so shove that up yer two slices of wholewheat!
Oh no!
Oh, Nowhereman...
Reminder: promos are due by Tuesday morning. If you don't have a promo in, you automatically lose. Recaps are due by the next Tuesday. In both cases (of course) you can post them on the thread yourself before the Tuesday deadline.
Matches can still be added for this HAVAK! Just post on the thread, or send me a PM...
Sammitch will make a post next Saturday.
I cant post here anymore!
I had a heart attack & died cause I was so shocked!
I have that effect on people.
Can JLA have mod status so he can lock the Havoc threads when they are complete?
Posted a couple of promo's on the havoc thread. I'm a litle rusty, so excuse me if they aren't that good, I'm out of practise.
World and Hardcore Poon recaps are up.
One week to post recaps (which don't have to be much, one to two sentences will do) for this HAVAK, and the next HAVAK will start one week from today. If anyone wants a match, let me know.
Just a question: do the participants write the recaps? That's what I figured, but I just wanted to double check.
Yeah, if you want to.
Again, just a sentence or two is fine.
Thanks to Joe Mama for the EPOCH recap!
Just need a Charlie/SPAMM recap, as well as a recap for the tag match, and this HAVAK will be done.
Post your ideas/requests for the next HAVAK now...
Outcasts vs. The Masked Avengers
I wanted this to be impromptu, but I haven't received anything from Oakley to start writing it, so just throw it on the card and we'll get this thing started.
Done!
Can everyone do me a favor, and spam Rob's PM box with requests to make me a mod? It would make things easier for me!
Ad!
I hope to have the new HAVAK set-up done by Wednesday night.
FUCKhead computer is acting up again...
This week's winners will be announced this Tuesday...if anyone wants to write a promo and a recap all in one by the 23rd, that would be good...
Have I gone crazy. Hmm, maybe kinds, but no more than usual. I'm sorry I have to quit, I've had a lot of fun. You can explain away what Ive done however you like, but I had fun writing it! I guess I saved my wildest post for last. I'll see you guys around the rest of the boards.
Thanks for contributing. Feel free to come back if you like.
On another note, the latest HAVAK will be wrapped up Friday afternoon, and the next PPV: Halloween Handjobs II will then go up on the same day.
Four matches are set, and if anyone wants a match, let me know...
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On another note, the latest HAVAK will be wrapped up Friday afternoon, and the next PPV: Halloween Handjobs II will then go up on the same day.
Uhh...make that next Tuesday...
I couldn't have procrastinated it any better...
But how can you stay mad at Mr. JLA? He's got that adorable kitty avatar!!!
EPYK
Swingers reference!
Just to check, does the voting have any impact on match results? 'cos on our last few shows they haven't.
No, it's all fixed...
I'm open to the idea of sending in votes through PM's though...
All caught up with the HAVAKs, and the PPV is up and running. Whoever wants to can add matches, promos, whatever...
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Just to check, does the voting have any impact on match results? 'cos on our last few shows they haven't.
They never have before....
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Of all the unmitigated gall! I'd challenge you to a match, but I'm retired.
The fact you knew he was quoting you is quite hilarious!
I'd take more offense, but I'm busy writing a half-assed children's book. Which I will then promote shamelessly on Havak.
The fact you had the word "children" and "ass" in the same sentence worries me!
Nice to see this forum thrive under GayLAs control!
I'm waiting for your Y Division Championship match promo...!
Posters aren't being as involved as much as they promised to be.
I'm shocked!
Thank goodness I never made any promises!
I'm suing GayLA for illegal use of my Intellectual Property Trademarks: Strippers and Waffles, El Superbeasto, and Grimm.
See you in court, buddy.
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MisterJLA said:
I'm waiting for your Y Division Championship match promo...!
I wrote one.
I just didnt write it on this message board!
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Grimm said:
I'm suing GayLA for illegal use of my Intellectual Property Trademarks: Strippers and Waffles, El Superbeasto, and Grimm.
See you in court, buddy.
Just wait until my lazy ass writes the JLA/Joe Mama Strippers and Waffles match!
It's COMING SOON!
Whoever won that match between me and Joe Mama?
Ad!
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PJP said:
Whoever won that match between me and Joe Mama?
Ad!
I did. But you put on one hell of a show. I miss your George "The Animal" Steele/Eugene angle...
It's not much of an angle when you really are retarded!
Rob Kamphausen Administrator donjuan de la nootch Mon Nov 20 2006 04:44 PM Reading a post in flat mode
Kayfabe Room
RIP RDCW, and its all GayLAs fault!
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MisterJLA said:
I'm waiting for your Y Division Championship match promo...!
How about Castle of Blog?
Wonderful!
I'll run that idea by Rob...expect an answer within the next 10 years or so!
Expect your doom, Kamphausen!
'Phausen? It damn near killed 'em!
