who the fizzuck are you?!?!

RKMBs

a flat out, honest post.

we all post under lil nicknames here. ... well... except for me, since i'm just not that clever.

but, as honest as you want to be, and as much as you're willing to share... who are you? whats your real name? where do you live? how old are you? are you married? kids? where do you live? where did you live? what is your profession? where did you go to college? what are your interests and hobbies?

(the extended "age/sex" question).

Well, I guess I'll take the plung and go first....

Real Name: Don't like to use it online in forums and places like that, but since a good portion of you already know it, I wont post it here. Although it is someplace online that I've shared with you guys so if you're good, you can find it. [wink]

Age: 30 and counting

Sex: waiting til I get married.... OH you meant.. Last time I checked, woman

Location: IL, past, present, and for seeable future

Marital status/kids: Never married, no kids.

Sports: I play on my church's volleyball league

Profession: Recently switched from admin to web goddess and grapic arts goddess. I've been home for 3 months now and since my last web job fell through, I've had no new jobs. Yet I say I'm a freelancer web designer because ultimatly that's what I am.

College: Columbia College, Chicago fall 91 - fall 92, Triton College fall 93, Wright College spring 94. Took a break and went back in '97 after I moved out of the city. CLC spring 97 - spring 99. Stoped going due to illness, never graduated any college, but I gradutated from high school in 3 years with out summer school. [biiiig grin]

Interests and hobbies: Just check out my LJ profile. I have 117 interests listed and I've been meaning to add more to it.

Shows: (just going to list current ones here)Alias, 7-th Heaven, Third Watch, L&A SVU, ER, CSI, Smallville, Enterprise, the Peacemakers, and I'll be tuning into NCIS because of David McCallum. For some reason that list seems to be missing a show or 2.

I've recently gotten back into shows I saw as a kid, or shows I was introduced to as a kid, but never got a chance to watch more than an episode or 2 due to finding it late (it was an old show at that point running in reruns). Among them are Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Man From U.N.C.L.E., the A-Team (although that's not on the air anymore). I've also gotten back into writting, although I don't have time to do any now. But what got me back into it is fan fiction. I have one completed story, working on a companion piece to it (both SMK stories), I wrote a part in a MFU round robin, and that's it. Although I'd like to write more MFU fics, but I've only seen a small hand ful of episodes and don't feel I know the charecters and cannon well enough to do so, unless I take them and set them up in my own universe where I wont have to worry about cannon so much.

I've been too busy to do any computer coloring lately, but would like to since I now have Photoshop. I was using Paint Shop Pro for the other ones I did.

I like to travel, but due to lack of money, don't. The closest I've been to leaving the country is when I went to Canada for a weekend with my family in 88. The last vacation I took was back in '91. I'm way over due for one.

anything else you want to know?

Name: Steve Tudor (No point trying to hide it, it's in my email)

Age: 23

Sex: Male

Marital status: Single (sigh)

Location: Romsey, Hampshire, England.

Profession: Trainging to be a chartered accountant. (My sister wants to be a lawyer, my parent have managed to spawn two demons onto ths earth)

Education: Degree in Mathematics from University of Wales, Swansea. Where men are mena dnsheep are scared!

Sports: Footbal (sigh, soccor that is) and squash. every tuesday with a bloke called Gerald. Well, every monday with a bloke called Phillip. (Red Dwarf refernece, worry ye not if that one's ost on ya).

Interests: Comics,vodka,films, southern Comfort, books,Strongbow, drawing, dancing to just anything with a beat so long as I'm somewhere it doesn't matter that I have no rhythm and two left feet (Ie, drunk in clubs).
Ultimately I'd love to be a professional writer or artist in some field, but don't have the focus. Ah well. I'll stick to the evil world of accountancy, it pays well.

Name: Ray Adler
Age: 21
Job: Alarm Dispatcher, but looking for something else.
Marital status: single
Sports: no sports, but I like to go running to keep fit.
Tv Shows (that are still on): Angel, Alias, Smallville, Scrubs.

n'yall righty.

name: rob kamphausen

birthdate: august 24, 1978 (i'm 24)

status: single, male. dating very hot girlfriend. marriage is a looooong ways off.

eyes: blue

hair: brown

location: hoboken, nj (within a mile of the wtc)

aversions: capital letters, spelling.

habbits: i bite my nails way too much. don't smoke. drink (an extreme amount) socially.

profession: computer nerd. web pages and such. flash animations and photoshop rendering.

ideal profession: actor / commedian

why current profession: bills.

tv shows: simpsons, seinfeld, smallville, sopranos. s's.

movies: braveheart, terminator 2, field of dreams

music: none, really. dance?

heroes: batman. hulk hogan. don mattingly. my dad. (not in that order)

athletics: gym as often as possible. all-state in soccer and baseball (not in years).

swear: often

hmm... i'll update this with more later. but thats more or less it.

I'm a professional basketball player.

Huh!?!?!? Y-you mean you guys are using alias's!?!?!?! [whaaaa!]

I'm going to kill my parents!!!!!!

My name is Peter J. Pappas.......everybody calls me Pete.

I was born and raised in Morris County, New Jersey the greatest place on Earth.

I own and operate a restaurant with my brother.

I just turned 30 last week. I'm 5-10 1/2

I am of Greek descent.....100%......but All-American. I am the most Patriotic SOB you'll ever meet. I love this country very much always have. And I usually am quick to defend it when need be.

I'm getting married in June 2004 to a feisty Puerto Rican.

I am a moderate Republican who happens to think George W. Bush is a God. I'm moderate because I'm pro-choice, pro-affirmative action, and all for civil unions between gays. I think G.W. is a God because if I was President I would have made the entire Middle East a fucking parking lot by now.....and the tax laws we have right now are a joke......and he seems to agree with me.

I consider myself very religious.....I'm Greek Orthodox.

I will never forget what happened on September 11, 2001.......and I will never forgive the people who did it.

I went to Bryant College (RI), The Culinary Institute of America (Hyde Park NY) and Fairleigh Dickinson University in Madison NJ. I studied Business Management, Baking and Pastry Arts, and History and Political Science.

I was in a Fraternity in RI.....I'm a TKE.

I played soccer and hockey my whole life and now can barely watch either sport.......My true loves are Football, Baseball and Basketball.

My favorite movies are: Meet Joe Black(it came out during a rough time and it helped me put things in perspective), Braveheart (I feel like I can conquer the world after that movie), Batman, Tombstone, All Adam Sandler, Tom Hanks, Ford, Patrick Stewart, Deniro, Val Kilmer, Cruise, Pitt, Jim Carrey and Michael Keaton movies......I piss my pants every time I see Multiplicity....and of course the Star Wars franchise. Also all the Godfather movies and really any movie having to do with the Mob.

My favorite shows are.....all things Star Trek, Seinfeld, Cheers, Friends, Simpsons, CSI, Sopranos, all things Batman and shows with women dressed skimpily.

My favorite restaurant is Hooters.

My favorite types of food are Italian, Greek and Chinese.

My interests include Traveling, WWE, Batman, History, NYC, Sports, Reading, Comics and Food.

See You Around The RKMBs !

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Originally posted by Stupid Dogg:
Huh!?!?!? Y-you mean you guys are using alias's!?!?!?! I'm going to kill my parents!!!!!!

Heh.

Born Jaclyn in Houston, Texas, in 1984

Height: 5'7" Shoe size: 8

Nationalities: Irish, Italian, English, Scottish, German, Cherokee, and French

Education: Brandon High School, now an Animal Science major (pre-vet program) at the great University of Florida. Goal is to become either a veterinarian or a human doctor for the Armed Forces.

Occupation: Work as a nurse at a vet's office.

Sports and Hobbies: Black Belt 1st degree in Tae kwon do, doing weight lifting and may take up Yoga or Pilaties. I also enjoy shooting (I prefer pistols instead of rifles). I also paint, and even cross-stich. [um.... uh huh! ... ]

Politically: Independent -- everyone hates me politically. I love it.

Religion: Roman Catholic (half-of the family is also Baptist). Served as an alter server for seven years, was in charge the last two.

Movies: Too many to count. Gone with the Wind is high on the list, and so it Sleeping Beauty.

Books: Anything by Richard Adams or Tom Clancy.

TV Shows: Monk, Everybody Loves Raymond, Law and Order, and the Bernic Mac Show

Pets: Sir Percival the fish, Flash the snail, and Dakota the rabbit. I also live with my roommates' pets -- LB and Merlin the cats and Sedi the dog.

Ashley, 19, single

I'm a physics major at UCCS.

I live in Colorado.

I just rediscovered my love for the Mad Caddies to and from work today and tried to share that love with my car-neighbors (kidding. i turn it down at intersections. i'm not a complete ass)

I'm Jewish by blood, Roman Catholic by birth, and nothing by choice.

I draw lots of pictures, albeit not well.

Honestly, I'm pretty fucking boring. But I can hold an interesting conversation and manipulate many a mind.

I'm a photographer. I took this job because I love people. There's nothing I enjoy more than meeting someone like yourself and getting to know you and then taking a few action photos of you while I drive.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it is usually something unusual.

File Name: Jake Lewis Burgess

Base of operations: Long Island, NY

D-O-B: 1/10/77

Profession: Radio Shack, All around neato dude!

Interests include: Comics, Action figure collecting, writing, Film and television production, science fiction, day dreaming.

Favorite shows: Wrestling, Babylon 5, Star Trek TOS, TNG, Enterprise, Animated programs (Batman, Superman TAS, Adult Swim, Robotech/Macross, Transformers, Transformers Beast Wars, ,Samurai Jack.)and Cops.

Favorite movies: Jackie Brown, Hard Boiled, The Killer, A Better Tomorrow 1 & 2, Scarface, Casino, Memento, The Usual Suspects, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Cable Guy, Zoolander, Fight Club, Death To Smootchy, Forbidden Planet.

Favorite music: none, I like a few bands from different genres. I would still rather listen to news, talk radio, or comedy.

Just about everything that can be said about me I wrote here in my first RKMB days:

quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:

As for people. In general I have almost nothing in common any more with general society.

I have become quite the hermet these past four years. After my ordeal with caring for my grandparents which was about 2 years I hardly left the apartment I shared with my friends. EVER.

That was another year separated from the masses.

Then another 4 or five months before I found a job after I moved into my current apartment.

And now it's either work or home.

I try my damdest to avoid groups, crowds and the like.

I just don't relate to people.

This and the DCMB are the only real link to people I havn't given up on.

I know it's sad.

Speaking of my Grandparents, yesturday was the two year anniversery of the death of my grandmother and the end of my obligation.

The end of the two years when my grandparents both came down with cancer about the same time. My Grandfather Renal cancer which shut down his kidneys and grew tumors the size of golf balls and grapefriuts in his body and put him on dyalisis THREE fucking times a week AND confined him too his bed AND ground his body down to nothing. My grandmother breast and bone cancer .

My Grandmother had a great combination.

Add her breast cancer and bone cancer to devoloping parkinsons disease and a pinced nerve in her neck you get a nice long painful ugly dehumanizing death.

Then they were middle class so guess what? Horrible health care options. YEA!

Too much money to qualify for help paying for a live in nurse to take care of them and not poor but not enough money to be able to pay for live in healthcare themselves without it leaving them destitute.

Enter the 21 year old boy with very little or no help from anyone but his two friends and his girlfriend to save the fucking day.

So I took care of them.

Everything a nurse would do. Except when it came to my grandmothers hygene that I need help.

Their blood, vomit, piss, and shit were all mine to wade knee deep through.

Changing my grandfathers diapers he needed because due to the cancer he could no longer feel when he need to go. Bathing and changing him. Lifting him in and out of the wheelchair . I had to catheterize him.

My grandmother required many, many medications. Including insulin shots for diabitis.

Both had special diets.

Had to be housekeeper and cook.

All on my shoulders. My family decided that since I had stepped up to the plate they could go back about thier own lives as if nothing were happening after all the 21 year old boy was taking care of things.

They looked on any plea for help from me as an inconvienance. So I became inclined to ASK less and less.

Chapter 3: And it all came tumbling down.

Fast forward to three days before the 99 or 2000 survivor series.

The van arrives that brought my grandfather to and from dialysis three times a week. The guy in the van wheels my Grandfather in and he says there is a problem and that he believes my Grandfather had been over dialisysized or whatever. He wanted to know If I wanted him to get an ambulance. Looking at the driver and my Grandfather I knew the real deal.

Call an Ambulance and he gets another month to live or dies in a hospital.

Don't call an Ambulance he dies at home, now.

I chose hope and brought the Ambulance.

Why not? At the time my Grandmother was admitted there recovering from pnumonia.

They even broght her down to the emergancy room on a gurny so she could see him just in case things took a turn for the worst.

I watched from across the room as two people who I loved very, very much and had spent the last 60 + years of thier lives going through thick and thin together hold hands perhaps for the last time.

They finally stabalized my grandfather enough to admit him into the oncology ward just two rooms away from my grandmother where he quietly passed on the next day. Three days before Thanksgiving.

When my Grandmother came home from the hospital things wern't the same. She was very depressed and the house started to feel very empty. Altough the pnumoina was good everything else came back worse probably due to her sadness and loss.

We got along as best we could through february and at the beginning of march my Aunt Linda came to visit Grandma and give me a short but long needed break.

Which brings us to 11:30 ish Pm March 7th.

I had just come home from bowling I hadn't been out in weeks. Walking through the house I walk by the Bathroom and see the door partly open and my Grandmother in there struggling with her clothing and her breath.

Thank God my girlfriend and future fiancee was staying there that night. My grandmother hadn't made it to the bathroom in time because of the fact she could hardly breath. My Aunt Linda asleep grandma sruggled into the bathroom by herself.

My girlfriend was kind enough to give her a good bath and get her back to bed comfotably. Also seemingly able to breath much better.

The next morning her breathing problrm started up again so we rushed her to the emergancy room where she was rushed in and hooked up to monitors and oxygen. My parents arrived to the emergancy room from thier jobs and we all took turns visiting grandma in the emergancy ward where only two of us were allowed at a time.

Or so we thought. I'll get back to that.

During one of my shifts in the ward I notice that the numbers on the monitor hooked up to my grandmother dropping stedily and surely.

So I ask a nurse.

I asked " Are those numbers supposed to be dropping like that?"

"Didn't anyone tell you?" She said " She's dying. This is it"

See the nurse had told Aunt Linda that and said we all could wait in there with my grandmother but it failed to sink in with Aunt Linda and therefore Aunt Linda never told us what the skinny was.

In less than a minute after the nurse told me that my grandmother was dead.

I got a front row seat.

I tell you these things not to pat myself on the back mainly because I don't even think I deserve it.

Many people who loved my grandparents and knew what was going on all said I did a saintfull selfless act. I keep getting told I did a wonderful job but I still feel like shit.

I was 21 -23 years old in the prime of my life feeling young, powerfull and almost damn near immortal but I compare it to Superman the movie what Clark says in the seen after Jonathen Kent dies " I can do all these things, But I couldn't save them" was all I thought.

I keep thinking of how it was something everyone would do nothing special and realized I was wrong.

It has taken me a long time to recover. A long time but fuck, now everyday bullshit is nothing to me. All the little shit that we think is just such a horrible burden on our lives just ain't shit. Alll that matters is is that I am alive. Here today and able to enjoy it. Everything else is butter.

PS:The day my grandfather died was also the day of the Survior Series and the day before I got the results of the AIDS test I took.

The test came out negative of course.

I still remain slightly haunted. Sometimes I get flashes reminding me off blood, vomit and catheters but life goes on.

Why I choose to lay this all out here I don't know. I seem to post this shit somewhere once a year about this time.

Forgive my spelling and thank you for reading.

I've gotten better since then with going out. Being in comission sales you have to be able to talk to people and help them out so if you don't talk you don't sell.

If you don't sell you can't buy comics.

During that time I became a born again fanboy. It saved my sanity. I really think I'm hooked on the fuckers till I'm dead.

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Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
During that time I became a born again fanboy. It saved my sanity. I really think I'm hooked on the fuckers till I'm dead.

Me too buddy .......me too. And Jake if you ever need to talk.....just give me a shout. Oh and I'm drunk.

Why the hell not, not like you guy don't know this.

Name: Kenya Miali King (Yes...I'm Black!)

Age: 29 year old ovarian cancer survivor, oh yeah!

Eyes: Dark Brown

Hair: Black

Height: 5’9

Location: I'm originally from Louisiana, a true southern gal, but now live in Milwaukee--home of BEER and HARLEY DAVISON! Jealous yet?

Sex: Yes….uh…I mean Female DUH!

Children: Mother of two daughters ages 11 and 15.

Profession: I used to be an AmeriCorps Recruiter, now I’m an Job Resource Specialist for an W-2 agency, which is why I’m seeing three shrink now. I really hate my job.

College: Been going off and on since 92. Started out at NLU (NorthEast Louisiana University), then Jumped to Gambling State University and went to UWM (University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee) and MATC (Milwaukee Area Tech College.)

Music: I like SOME R & B, but admits to getting really tired of it. Rachelle Ferrell, Will Downing, Luther Vandross, Syleena Johnson and Kelly Price is my peeps! R Kelly? Boooooooooo! I also have an extensive collection of JPop, Anime and Video Game MP3’s. I really crave that stuff and listen to it everywhere I go.

TV: Anime, Anime, Anime! Did I forget to mention Anime? Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Trigun, Robotech, etc, etc, the list goes on and on! I’m a Trekie, Love StarTrek and DS9 has to be my favorite of the Trek franchise. Love Court TV, and shows like The Practice and Law and Order. Getting addicted to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Trading Spaces and While You Were out. Then there’s the All Access series on VH1. And lets not for get Andromeda and Stargate SG-1!

Hobbies: God….what don’t I do? Main things: I write Comic and Anime Erotic Fanfiction. Meaning, what I write is basically romantic and not so romantic—PORN. Playing RPG’s and watching my Anime, Stealing from Kazaa and teasing and torturing my kids unmercifully. I’m trying to learn how to use Photoshop (pain in my ass) to make awesome Winamp Skins. (Another addiction) I love reading romance novels and others fanfiction. I have a 21+ year Comicbook collection, though I don’t collect/buy them as often. (I’m BITTER!!!) Raising hell with the NB when I get the chance! (WhoooHoo!)

Politics: I’m one of those pesky Democrats that can’t wait to get to the polls and vote “Dubya’ out! But while I’m waiting, it’s good fun to watch him fib, stumble, fall and choke on small domesticated animals and pretzels.

Favorite Heroes: My mother. That’s sister is where I learned the most Hardcore of lesions and Starfire-Princess Koriand’r of Tamaran. Now, her history is something I can relate too. Gotta respect someone that has suffered like that and still managed to keep her optimism.

I was thinkin' about making a new ID with my real name anyways, so why the heck not...

Name Jason E Perkins

What does the 'E' stand for?: Ya momma.

Sex: I'll take one of those, and two of them.

Age: 10/29/yadda yadda yadda

Race: Black (chocolate complected). African-American if you're afraid you'll offend me or somethin'.

Height: 5'10 1/2. Rec'nize the 1/2, bizatch!

Job: Aspiring writer.

Hobbies: Computers and writing (see above), track, weight lifting, movies, and comic books. No competitive sports, but I have a brown belt in karate.

Movies: That's a really big bucket. Princess Mononoke, Fight Club, Spirited Away, Malcolm X, Schindler's List, Casino (great one, Jaburg), Citizen Kane, Matrix 1&2, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Full Metal Jacket, etc, etc, etc. I'm all over the place.

Books:

Comic Books: Oh, those! Too many to list, f' shizzle. If I had to choose my fave heroes, though, I'd pick Marvel's Spider-Man, and DC's Captain Marvel.

Religion: Born and raised Catholic, but I'm currently playing the field...

Relationships: I used to be such a good boy, but now I'm one of them.

Children: Hells nah, playa!

TV: We've got a love/hate relationship. It destroyed my The Mole and let my Star Trek TNG slip away. I'll admit, though, to Saturday morning cartoons (I'm a big baby, I know) and The Simpsons every now and then.

Music: Every genre but country. No country in my CD deck, no siree. I've got this special place in my heart for hip-hop. It's just below the second ventricle.

Politics: If you've ever read any of my posts, you'd probably think me a Democrat. Truth is I'm an independent. I just happen to despise Bush with the fire of a thousand noontime Suns.

Name: Bianca C Gallegly

Parental Units: Teruko & Walter (1950-1990)

Heritage: 1/2 Japanese & Irish-English-German

Current Residence: Clarkston, MI - USA

Previous Cities of Residence: Pontiac, MI & Waterford, MI

D.O.B.: October 23, 1972

Hair: Dark Brown w/summer highlights

Eyes: Dark Brown

Height: 5'4½"

Corrective Lenses: Yes, black wire frame glasses but mostly contact lenses.

Marital Status: Single

Children: None, but my S.O. has two boys (10 & almost 8).

Pofession: Automotive Marketing Research - I keep track of all the info that comes in from "the field" and then hound everyone from the CEO to Field Operator when I don't have my information in on time (and I keep on them until they give me my data). In other words - I'm an enforcer at work. [biiiig grin]

College Education: Oakland University (Rochester, MI) -- 1999 -- Bachelor's of Science Degree in Business Administration with an emphasis on Marketing.

Interests & Hobbies: Music, Movies, Travel, Sex, Tennis, watching Professional Sports (hockey, football & basketball), Comics, and a variety of other things. [wink]

TV Shows: * = Must See TV Shows
* Alias
* Angel
Boston Public
Charmed
Enterprise
JAG
* Justice League
* Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
* Smallville
* Stargate: SG-1
Survivor

A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

Life insurance pays of triple if you die on a buiness trip.

Name: Ian

Age: 18

Sex: Male

Height: 5'10

Birthplace: Dallas, TX

Religion: None

Occupation: Student, aspiring writer

Interests: Comics, movies, books, writing, sports, fictional reality

Hobbies: Avid movie watcher and comic fan, complete and utter sports nut, writer

Favorite movies: Far too many to list here, if I had to choose any one, 'twould probably be Unbreakable.

Favorite bands: Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Megadeth, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Beastie Boys, Ben Folds Five, Toadies, Doosu, Crystal Method

Favorite writers: Kurt Vonnegut, Alan Moore, William Gibson, Phillip K. Dick, Grant Morrison, Lawrence Yep, Richard Wright

If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your fucking head again! 'Cause I'm fucking stupid! I don't give a fuck about jail!

That's my business. That's what I do.

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Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

Life insurance pays of triple if you die on a buiness trip.

Ultimate Jaburg is my hero.

I just had a dream about the only girl I've ever really loved,havent seen her in a few years so I'm not sure where the dream came from. Long story short I'm wide awake at 4 AM.

I'm a bartender.

I have a reoccuring dream about corpses. It's gross and disturbing.

I had this really fucked up dream where my ex-fiance wanted to get back with me. So we met at a college and there was a riot, so we went and talked by the gym, but then I saw everyone fall down and get back up. Then I saw a plane drop a bomb on the school so I grabbed my ex and threw her into one locker and myself into another one. And then everyone got fire bombed, but it turned out the fire bomb was a supernatural Phoenix entity, and since part of its flame touched my ex, myself, and some total asshole (don't know where he came from, but I know its the jerk guy from Final Destination) without killing us, we absorbed some of its abilities.

So we could fly now, but I sucked at it. Anyways the Phoenix begins to hunt us all down, first the asshole, then me and my ex.It kills the asshole, but it doesn't kill my ex or I. But it touches us and reabsorbs its power, but it still wants to kill us.

So it goes after us and kills other people, but since we hide in lockers it doesn't kill us. So it keeps hunting us and killing innocent people until we figure out the only way it will stop is if we're dead so we kill ourselves to save other people.

Then my body floats out and I see all the other people that the Phoenix killed with no pants on and vericose vein asses and one of the dead guys asks for $10 for the coroner and the dream ends.

On a side note, I believe this post will be the thread killer.

No Rob doesn't delete threads.....Krissy does......and he has no power in this forum.

I'm MXY!

I'm DUDE!

Yambag!

I'm the God of Hellfire.

Ah, PJP is a TKE...we got them around my campus.

Name: Jeremy Kossak

Age: 23. 24 in January, damn time is flying.

Sex: Male and currently single [DOH!]

Location: Chicagoland, Illinios.

Occupation: Studying to be a Math Teacher with a minor in Psych. Currently packing to go back to school.

Interests: Anything that's fun. I go to bars, I drink, I make with the social and have a great time doing so. I like movies though I don't have much of a collection ($$$), my money goes to my other interest: Comics. I watch TV for the news, cartoons, Smallville, and if anything else decent is on, otherwise it stays off. I tried to get outside more this summer...it failed. I'm also trying to expand my music collection. My all time favs are Bob Seger and Bruce Springsteen (saw him live!).

If you were a fruit what would you be? A banana, or an orange. [eh?]

I didn't know you were local Sacman. Where do you go to school?

Real Name: Stephen E. Foxworthy (no relation to the redneck comedian of the same name - that I know of...)
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 7/18/83 (I just turned 20)
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN
Current Residence: Bourbonnais, IL
Nationality: Caucasian (got a bit of Scottish, Irish, English, and Cherokee blood flowin' through them veins)
Marital Status: Single with prospects ( [cool]

)
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 259 lbs.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blond(e)
Occupation: For two more days, I'll be working as a cashier at a local Borders bookstore. Then, once I head back to school, I'll be a student as well as an actor at a murder mystery dinner theater.
Education: Next Wednesday marks the beginning of my junior year at Olivet Nazarene University in Bourbonnais, IL where I am a philosophy/religion major with minors in both theatre and Greek. I've considered going to graduate school or seminary after earning my B.A., but haven't decided where or if I'll go.
Hobbies: Comics, writing (here and there), philosophy, theology, and acting.
Religion: I'm a Christian, having been raised in the Protestant faith under the denomination of the Church of the Nazarene.
Politics: I'm a moderate conservative with controversial ideas about economics (that is to say, I hate capitalism. Now, that's not to say that I'm either a socialist or a communist, but I think there must be a better way of doing things. Personally, I don't know why anyone would've wanted to get rid of the barter system, truth be told...).
Relationships: Only relationship I've ever really had last two months and has been over for more than a year. I figure I'm gonna be single for a while, anyway. I mean, you gotta stick with what you're good at!
Favorite Films: I have way too many to keep track. Right now, I'd have to say either Chicago or Pirates of the Caribbean.
Favorite Books: Once again, there are many. However, personal favorites include Robert Lewis Stevenson's Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, C.S. Lewis' Mere Christianity, and Charles Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities.
Favorite Comics: At present, I'm much more into the writings of Neil Gaiman and Alan Moore, while also picking up the occasional Warren Ellis or Grant Morrison. I just finished Sandman: Season of Mists and thought it was very well done. Some excellent work, indeed.
Favorite Sports: Not really an athletic kinda guy. I'm more into the arts than I am into sports. I like watching the Super Bowl, though... only I like it because of the commercials... [gulp!]

Favorite TV Shows: I've not really made it a point to watch TV since NBC cancelled The Pretender, but every now and again, I'll catch some episodes of one of the three Law & Order series, all of which I greatly enjoy.
Favorite Music: I'm what you'd call "ecclectic". I like a little bit of everything. My MP3 list has a variety of styles ranging from rap to country to rock to latin to disco to oldies to polka to techno, et cetera, et cetera... ad infinitum.
Favorite Foods/Restaurants: I am a lover of almost all cuisines, but I have always been partial to Mexican or seafood. That having been said, my favorite restaurants are Carabba's (a great Italian place), Red Lobster, and the Greek Islands (a Greek restaurant, natch), with the occasional visit to a Mexican place called La Hacienda.

$\:p$

PS - I'm the one on the left in the photo.

Hey Chewy, I have a friend that went to olivet for a couple years, I think. One day when both of us had a day off, after she left there (if I remember correctly), we went down there to hang out. heh

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Originally posted by Dave:
PS - I'm the one on the left in the photo.

heh I thought you were the one on the right. [wink]

btw, she's a cutie. :)

Name: Terrance Kennedy the 69th (yeah, that's it...)

Gender: Male

Birthdate: June 25, 1982

Current Residence: Palo Alto, CA

Nationality: American

Ethnicity: African-American/Other

Marital Status: Single

Height: 6'

Weight: 200lbs.

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Black/Brown/Red

Occupation: Full-time Student

Education: Undergraduate, Stanford U.

Hobbies: Comics, Film, Music, Photography, Fine Arts, Performing Arts, Martial Arts, Writing, Literature, Mythology, Astrology, Science & Technology, Theatre, Wrestling, Cursing, Making New Words, Making New Friends (awwwwww...), and the Ladies.

Languages: English, Ebonics, Spanish, Latin and Pig Latin, and Beginning Chinese and Japanese.

Religion: Born Christian, raised by a Catholic and Baptist. Now mostly Buddhist. Ain't that a trip?

Politics: Blah.

Relationships: You kiddin' me? I don't have the time to establish a lasting relationship with some girl Besides, I live in the richest area of all of America. No one would date my poor ass!

Favorite Films: The Blues Brothers, Fight Club, The Adv. of Baron Munchausen, ESB, LotR trilogy, Conan the Barbarian, Back to the Future, Akira, just to name a few.

Favorite Books: LotR, Dune series, Hyperion, Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn, The Sun Also Rises, Fight Club, St. Augustine Confessions, The Odyssey, The Illiad; there's more.

Favorite Comics: Powers, Savage Dragon, Babyhead, Private Beach, Ultimates, Ultimate SpiderMan, 90's Spectre, Sandman, 300, Watchmen, Batman: Year One, Tom Strong, Tom Strong's Terrific Tales, Akira, Way of the Rat.

Favorite Sports: Basketball, Football, Martial Arts, Swimming, Hide the Cheese, Find the Hoo Hoo.

Favorite Music: Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz, Hip Hop, Old-School Punk, Porno soundtracks.

Favorite Foods: Italian, Mexican, Jamaican, Hawaiian, American.

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Originally posted by Batwoman:

quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
PS - I'm the one on the left in the photo.
heh I thought you were the one on the right.

btw, she's a cutie. :)

Thanks Amy. :)

I go to school at WIU Batwoman.

cool. :)

Name:Richard E Grant
Occupation:Actor
Hair:Yes
Eyes:Yes
Height:Yes
D.O.B:Sometime years ago
Currently:Advertising Argos

quote:
Originally posted by Batwoman:
Hey Chewy, I have a friend that went to olivet for a couple years, I think. One day when both of us had a day off, after she left there (if I remember correctly), we went down there to hang out. heh

I don't meet many people who've heard of it, as it's a fairly small private school, so it's always nice to meet one more person who knows of "alma mater Olivet." [wink]

Who tells the truth in these things???

Anyway,....

David Barker
B: 6-30-1972
Location: Cincinnati area, Ohio
Race: very white..ghostlike in fact...(irish, british)
College; Ohio State University
BA: English
Minor: Medieval manuscript studies
Minor: Life Drawing
Former Industrial design major...a bunch of wasted credit hours...

Occupation: Social Worker

Former Occupations: Bartender,maintenance, Pepsi Merchandiser, Insurance rep, and Graphic designer.

religion: non-denominational christian who rarely attends church.. [sad]

Books: Spenser, Chaucer, Hawthorne, Carroll, and most medieval and older texts. Hal Lindsey.

Hobbies: Comics, video games, and other stuff....

Movies and TV: Hammer studio films, William Powell films, Marx Bros., Hard Boiled, the Killer, ray harryhausen films, Tenchi Muyo, El Hazard, Nadia, all Hayao Miyazaki films, Akira Kurasawa films, Oh My Goddess, You're Under arrest, farscape, Kolchak:The night Stalker, The Dick van Dyke Show, All Dini/Timm cartoons, The 80's British robin Hood TV series, most Fiulm Noir, The 13th Warrior, Superman II and Megaforce ..heheehhheh....

Favorite Comic people: Kurt Schaffenberger, Art Adams, Alan Moore, Bill willingham, Brian Bolland, Alan Davis, John Buscema, Mike Mignola, kosuke Fujishima, Osamu tezuka, Masamune Shirow, and Alex Toth.

Music: various.....

Real name: James
Place of Birth: Monterey, CA.
Ethnicity: Afro/Norweigian
Currently living in: Santa Fe, NM
Education: Finishing up two bachelors at University of New Mexico (philosophy and political science) and gettin' ready for law school; almost certain that I'll move to the Chicago area.
Profession: Bartend/wait tables at Outback Steakhouse; would like to be paid to write rather than be a full-time lawyer.
Interests: Hiking, basketball, reading (a lot), music and, of course, comics
Fun Fact: I haven't owned a TV for the past five years.
Sign: Leo

Its true....
he is moving to chicago!!!

Theo - you should do a stint with my new firm in Australia towards the end of your degree, if you can.

(I offered to arrange the same thng for Big Bad Voodoo Lou in HK, but he never followed it up.)

My name is Mark Sadler. While I was studying philosophy at Reading University, it occurred to me that I could rearrange the letters in my name so that they spelled: Sam Redlark. Now some people call me Sam and others call me Mark; these days most people know me as Sam. My last steady girlfriend never knew my birth name.

I'm 29 now and will be 30 in September. I believe the things that you do in your twenties have repercussions that will carry through to the end of your life and will determine whether you struggle in your 30s and beyond. When you are young, just by virtue of your youth, there are breaks and opportunities which will in turn lead to other opportunities. As you get older, these doors begin to close until you can count the doors left open on the fingers of one hand.

When I was 19, I was in what is known as a gap year (between the end of school and the beginning of university), studying psychology at a college in London. I started to suffer from shortness of breath, just from walking up the street. My sinuses used to get clogged up and I could never hear what anyone was saying to me. I put it down to the London pollution aggravating my asthma.

The following year - now at university - I began to experience bouts of extreme nausea. Sometimes it would be so intense - like seasickness - that all I could do was lie on my bed and wait for it to stop. Studying became impossible. After a few hours of this, I would vomit partially digested food, usually into the sink in my room. The skin started to peel off my hands. On occasions, I would find my mouth suddenly full-up with blood. I would open my jaw and it would just pour out.

The doctors told me that I was depressed, then they had another think and sent me off for the usual round of tests. Eventually they concluded that there was something wrong with my liver but they didn't know what was causing it. Things were complicated further when I caught Weil's disease, probably as a result of skinny-dipping in the river Thames. One day I asked a doctor what all the orangey-brown stuff was, that I kept throwing up. He told me it was my stomach lining.

I was in my third year at university, and retaking the second year, when I read in one of the National papers about a pair of young girls who had both died from liver failure, having taken an anti acne drug called minocycline. Other people had developed severe arthritis. When I read this, I felt a mixture of relief and anger because I knew the root cause of my illness and I also knew that I could recover from it.

I dropped out of university. I tried to finish my degree but I was fighting two battles - one with my illness and one with the administration at the university. They messed me about; I can't really go into what happened because I will be libelling someone. I was so disgusted. I got into my car and left town. I never spoke to anyone at the university again. I never told them I was leaving. I just went.

What makes my three and a bit years at Reading worthwhile is the fact that I met Heinz there. He had come back from India with two nasty intestinal parasites and, like me, he was really sick. We both assumed that we were going to die anyway, so fuck it; we carried on as normally as we both could. He is without doubt my best friend - not perfect by any means - but decent and upfront. We don't see a great deal of each other anymore. We both travel a lot and he has recently moved to Greece to be with his girlfriend.

I also believe that being sick broadened my horizons. If I hadn't been ill and had graduated, I think I would have automatically settled down into a job, maybe moved in with a girlfriend; I don't think I would be very happy. If there is another possible world where that version of me exists, then I feel sorry for him. My illness made me appreciate being alive a bit more.

Directly after leaving university, I lived in my car for just over three months. I needed to get my head together. Up until that time, my whole identity had been based around academic achievement and now the rug had been pulled out from under me.

It was so cold at night and I couldn't stretch out properly, even with the back seat down. I spent Christmas day sitting on the cliffs at Lands End, drinking coffee out of a flask and listening to the foghorns of the passing ships. A huge flock of starlings landed on the grass around me. I remember looking at these birds, shaking the moisture out of their feathers, and wondering where they were going.

After a year and a bit of hopping between cash-in-hand jobs and living in squalid rented accommodation, my grandmother took me. I had some money and I decided travel to Vietnam. It was my first time outside of Europe and it was a big deal for me to go on my own and organise everything while I was out there. I only spent a month in the Vietnam but my experiences gave me the confidence to travel to other places.

I lived in Yemen for a few months and fitted in there. It's a misunderstood country. I've never met more friendly, decent people anywhere in the world. They just want a better lives for themselves and their children. The tribal skirmishes are a bit scary but if you stay out of the way, you won't get hurt. I remember one hellish taxi ride down the mountains from Sa'na to Marib, where I was suffering from the most awful food poisoning. The young Bedouin sitting next to me fell asleep and the muzzle of his Kalashnikov, which he had resting against his shoulder, kept working its way under my chin.

When I went to Yemen I was still sick and frustrated at how long it was taking me to recover. I went out there with a very nihilistic attitude and being in that country, which can be brutal and harsh, helped me work a lot of that out of my system.

In the desert outside Tarim, I shot and killed a pair of feral dogs, who were either rabid or had gone mad in the heat. Most of the time, these roaming dog packs will keep their distance, but this pair forced me to shimmy up a large shiny boulder. One of them turned around and it's entire rear flank was exposed flesh, crawling with maggots. These dogs are so dangerous because of the diseases they carry- you can't allow them to so much as scratch you. I don't believe I did anything terribly wrong in putting them out of their misery, but I still do think about it occasionally.

A few days later at a hotel in Sayun, I had what I think was a mini nervous breakdown, while I was watching the cartoon network. I think was probably the result of years of bottled-up stress.

I spent four weeks living in a Somalian shanty town on the outskirts of Al Mukala, which is a port on the South Yemen coast. As I understand it, an entire village in Somalia had decamped to Yemen and re-established itself on the cliffs outside the town.

A lot of my travelling friends started off being very adventurous and then over time, gradually settled down. I've gone the opposite route. I started off being very cautious and then, every time I went away, I got bolder and more confident. The last country I visited was Eritrea, in East Africa. I'd just ask someone where the nearest village was and then strike out across country.

I took a journalism course a few years ago. It was a good course. All but two of us went on to get jobs in the field. I left knowing that as much as I enjoyed the work, I wasn't going to be able to cut it in such a competitive profession. Around this time, my Gran, who had severe arthritis, lost her ability to walk and I took care of her until she died a year later.

Since my Gran died, I haven't really had a fixed address. I moved back in with my parents a few months ago, after I had used up the goodwill of my friends. I do not intend to be living with my parents beyond my thirtieth birthday. It's undignified. I'll move up to London and do what I have to.

I like to write short stories but I have no ambitions to be a writer. I think that ideas are unprocessed thoughts and, by developing them, you find out what you think about things and you increase your understanding. The finished writing is just the waste product of that process.

I've studied origami since 1998. It's a pure art form - all you need is a square piece of paper and some instructions and, an hour or two later, you have an insect or a tiny animal cast in paper. The detail that can be worked into a model is incredible. It's interesting that the best contemporary designers in origami aren't professional artists - they're mathematicians, engineers and scientists.

I've watched the Formula 1 racing since the late 1980s. I was heartbroken when Aryton Senna crashed and died at Imola in 1994. Just writing his name makes me feel sad. No one raced like that man. He drove without fear, as though he believed that nothing could hurt him while he was in the car. At Imola, he descended to the level of a human being again, dying in a wrecked car, in the gravel trap, while the race carried on without him.

I enjoy swimming but it's more about perfection than speed or staying fit. I want to swim perfectly.

I've been through peaks and troughs. I don't regret much. It would be foolish to try and settle down now. There's too much catching up to do, if I go down that road. If I've learned anything, it's to stop whining and just get on with living.

Real Name: Lindsay Vitchell
Gender: Female
Birthdate: 5/11/78
Hometown: Don't have one
Current Residence: Maryland (I'll say no further as I am hiding out from someone)
Nationality: Caucasian
Marital Status: Married, going through a divorce but engaged
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 150 lbs.
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Currently black, real...?
Occupation: Advertising, Marketing and Event Co-cordinator of a local Harley-Davidson...and student.
Education: Next Monday will start Community College...again.
Hobbies: Writing, acting and other such things
Religion: Wiccan
Politics: ...what that thing in DC?
Relationships: A great guy...nothing further
Favorite Films: I have way too many to keep track.
Favorite Books: To kill a mockingbird, all Harry Potter books
Favorite Comics: Lenore (From SLG)
Favorite TV Shows: Monster Garage, Monster House
Favorite Music: A little bit of everything. But John Mayer, U2, Tori Amos and They Might Be Giants
Favorite Foods/Restaurants: Italian

Lenore is good. Ever check out Johnny the Homicidal Maniac? Another good one off Slave Labor is 'It's Science with Dr.Radium.' Funny stuff.

Real Name: Jeff
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 8/15/80
Hometown: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Current Residence: Oklahoma CIty, OK
Race: ?? Dunno, really. My dad is mexican, mom is white(some Irish background is all I am sure of).
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6'2"
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Education: Graduated from Univeristy of New Mexico. Earned my Bachelor of Business Administration in General Management and Human Resource Management.
Interests: Reading, music, movies, swimming, comics, etc. Too many to list really.
Favorite Films: Too many to list. Ronin, Fight Club, Godfather, Snatch are a few.
Favorite Books: All the Harry Potter books, The Illiad, The Odyssey, and more (again, too many to list).
Favorite Comics: Superman, Batman, JLA, JSA
Favorite TV Shows: The Shield, The Sopranos, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Alias, Monk, and more.
Favorite Music: Oldies, Rock, etc. I listen to everything though I prefer rock.

quote:
Name: Kenya Miali King (Yes...I'm Black!)

Age: 29 year old ovarian cancer survivor, oh yeah!

Ovarian cancer is supposed to be one of the hardest to beat.

Usually, once you know that you have it, it's already too late.

I'm glad you made it.

Real Name: Kimberly Marie Elkins
Gender: Female
Birthdate: 12/18/73
Age: 29
Hometown: Chicago, IL (Marquette Park to be exact)
Current Residence: La Grange, IL
Nationality: English, Irish, Scottish, Lithuanian, German, maybe some Native American
Marital Status: Single, no kids (want kids eventually)
Height: 5'5"
Weight: I'll tell you when I hit goal weight. I am down 54 lbs since April after gastric bypass surgery
Eye Color: Blue/Gray
Hair Color: now auburn with highlights, naturally dark brown/black
Occupation: Registered Nurse/Case manager in mental health for the VA system
Education: BA from Lake Forest College in biology and psychology, ADN from Moraine Valley Community College
Religion: Raised Roman Catholic, now non-practicing, but consider myself Christian and spiritual
Politics: Lean more to the republican side
Favorite things: anything purple, Eeyore and Wonder Woman
Tattoos: Eeyore tattoo on Left shoulder blade
Peircings: 6 earrings in left ear, 3 in right
Favorite TV Show: Alais
Favorite Music: Country, top 40, but will listen to almost anything
Pets: 2 cats, Splotch and Hazel, 3 goldfishQUOTE]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dave:
[QB]

Your daughter is simply gorgeous!!!!

Real Name: James Kelly McCane
Gender: male
Birthdate: 8/12/56 Yes I said '56'!
Age: Older than the rest of you put together.
Hometown: Covington, Ky right across the river from downtown Cincinnati, Ohio
Current Residence: Burlington, Ky
Nationality: German-Irish
Marital Status: Married w/ 4kids (plus a neighborhood kid just moved in. Parents are in the midst of a very ugly divorce).
Height: 5'9"
Weight: I'll tell you when I hit goal weight. I am up 80 lbs since married life agreed so well with me lo those 20 years ago!
Eye Color: Bedroom green :)
Hair Color: naturally dark brown and churly
Occupation: Table games dealer at a riverboat casino. (Blackjack etc.) Stop by and win lots of money and tip me well!
Education: I only made it through 2 years of college and dropped out to help my family
Religion: Catholic
Politics: Lean more to the Democrat side. I'm envious of those who can get blowjobs while they're at work!
Favorite things: My wife and children, Rob Kamphausen, comics, Rob Kamphausen, Superman, Rob Kamphausen, silver age comics, Rob Kamphausen, Neil Young, Rob Kamphausen, and internet message boards!
Peircings: Why is this information pertinent? No piercings and no tatoos! Guess I'm showing my age!
Favorite TV Show: That '70's Show
Favorite Music: classic rock
Pets: 1 cat and 3 dogs and 2 dead goldfish

quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dave:
[QB]

Your daughter is simply gorgeous!!!!

Your daughter is a cutie, Dave! Remember that it is all downhill when thay start to talk! [wink]

Thanks Kimi and Llance! Its very nice of you to say so.

Bianca has previously warned me that I'll have to fight off the boys when she's older. I plan to use a lot of eye gouging, and my head, elbows and knees to inflict as much brutal damage as possible.

There are more photos in the link in my sig, if you're interested. If you'd be kind enough to leave comments there, we print them off and put them in her baby book.

(No doubt Imie will wonder who the hell "Mxy" was when she's 15.)

I wonder who the hell Mxy is now...and I'm 47! [wink]

Real Name: William (Billy) Heaning

Gender: Well-endowed male.

Birthdate: 7/4/79

Age: 24

Hometown: Ft. Myers Beach, Florida

Current Residence: Chattanooga, Tennessee

Nationality: Irish-Italian

Marital Status: Single, but not for a lack of
trying. Still dragging things out with my ex.

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 130 lbs.

Eye Color: Green.

Hair Color: Dark brown, but it's shaved.

Occupation: Server at Chili's.

Education: High school and some college. Majoring
in secondary education w/ an emphasis on English Literature.

Religion: Christian (non-denominational).

Politics: Don't know much about the subject, but I'm a registered Democrat, whatever that means.

Favorite Movies: The Matrix, Star Wars, TRON, Blade, The Crow, Batman, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Iron Monkey, Desperado, The Goonies, Lost Boys, Pulp Fiction, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, and too many more to mention...

Favorite TV Shows: Simpsons, South Park, Chapelle Show, Smallville.

Favorite Music: Classic rock, rockabilly, electronic, blues, bluegrass, funk, and 80's British rock.

Favorite Authors: Jack Kerouac (On the Road, Dharma Bums, etc.), William Burroughs (Nova Express, The Ticket That Exploded, Junky, Naked Lunch, etc.), Hunter S. Thompson (Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Hell's Angels), Charles Bukowski (Women, Ham on Rye, Barfly, etc.), Irvine Welsh (Trainspotting), Tom Wolfe (Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test), C.D. Payne (Youth in Revolt), Jean-Paul Sarte (Nausea, No Exit), Aldous Huxley (Heaven and Hell, Moksha), Roald Dahl (James and the Giant Peach), Michael Ende (The Neverending Story), Lewis Carroll, and the poetry of Walt Whitman, William Blake, Alfred Tennyson, etc.

Favorite Superheroes: Batman, Green Hornet, Black Panther.

Hobbies: collecting comics (Batman, Detective, Gotham Knights, Legends of the Dark Knight, The Legion), smoking pot, reading, writing (mostly comic books, graphic novels, gad-awful screenplays, and Kerouac-inspired autobiographical fiction), doodling little super-hero drawings, lounging around downtown, hiking, swimming, chatting w/ you guys, and so on and so forth. Oh, and making out with my quasi-ex.

Pets: Proton, my cat.

Nonoxynol9

quote:
Originally posted by LLance:
I wonder who the hell Mxy is now...and I'm 47!

Even Mxy wonders who the hell he is, and he's Mxy!

ME!!!!

Name: Michael Eybye (I share my name with only 93 other people on this earth, so it's on a protected list)

Gender: Male

Age: 23, August 6th 1981

Height: 6´4" or about 189 cm

Weight: ´round 200 pounds heading down! (hopefully)

Nationality: Well, I´m a human, if you want details, I´m 100% Danish, it´s true, all my relatives and ancestors are all Danish!

Relationships: friends; a lot, Girlfriend, no! (I'm fucking pathetic!)

Work: I work for Velux, which is the leading company in the world when it comes to skylight windows (I know you'll say that you have some companies over there that are pretty good, but too bad, because most likely, Velux owns these companies, or they are fierce competitors) and a member of the Danish International Brigade (military strike/defense force)

Interests: Computers, reading/writing, films, comics, friends and women!

favourite film: Right now that's gotta be either of the following, Shawshank Redemption, X2 or Sin City

Favourite Show: FARSCAPE, Futurama and Justice League Unlimited

Favourite book: Terry Goodkind´s Wizard´s First Rule and Faith of the Fallen plus Raymond E. Feist´s Talon of the Silver hawk

Favourite comic: The Ultimates, Superman/Batman, Kingdom Come and Here is your life Scrooge Mcduck

Favourite food: if it tastes good, it´s my favourite

Greatest Strength: hmmmm? (but I am very optimistic)

Greatest Weakness: Kryptonite................no seriously, when it comes to women, I´m shy, very shy, so shy that it borders the unnatural!!
It´s true and it´s sad!
(I'm still almost as shy, but I'm working on it)

Favourite quote: No guts, no glory......a little contradictive with my weakness, I know!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Chant:
Favourite food: if it tastes good, it´s my favourite

LOL Spoken like a true guy

Real Name: Brian Thomas Haughwout
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 2/10/80
Age: 23
Hometown: Cherry Hill, NJ
Current Residence: Cherry Hill, NJ
Nationality: Irish-American with Dutch & Slavic
Marital Status: Chronically Single -- 98.9% purity scores don't happy to guys who score with the ladies...
Height: 5'-11 1/2"
Weight: 240 lbs
Eye Color: Blue-Green
Hair Color: Auburn, with goatee action!
Occupation: Student
Education: returning student: Fine Arts/Illustration, Anthropology minor (Rowan University -- former Archaeology/Celtic Studies double at UC Berkeley)
Religion: practicing Roman Catholic
Politics: Desperately Republican
Favorite Movies: Transformers The Movie, Lord of the Rings
Favorite TV Shows: Cartoons & cable news
Favorite Music: Hair metal and classic rock
Favorite Food: Meat -- vegetables are for sissies
Personal Heroes: Optimus Prime, Ronald Reagan
Hobbies: Illustration, history, sleep, roleplaying
Pets: 13-year old terrier mutt, Charlie-Girl

I'm Brian Fellow!

I am the walrus!

I am the Eggman! Coo coo cochoo!

Huh? I always thought I-Man was married? You're an elapsed student as well? Daddy LLance is going to have to spank if you don't get your ass back in school!

What? And shatter certain lords' and masters' already formed assumptions of me?

I'll pass.

I-man - when did you give up college?!?

name: None of your fucking Business. Spread it around too much diring the early days on the 'net. Besides, it has always been my opinion that you're not talking to the "real" me unless you're face to face with me (or on a telephone), so you don't need to know my real name and use it in an argument. Here, you're dealing with "First National Bastard", not who I am in real life. Get it?

birthdate: July 27, 1983. (Do your own fucking math)

status: single, straight male. recovering misogynist.

eyes: Hazel?

hair: long, brown with grey streaks... sometimes a beard, sometimes just a goatee and rediculous set of 70s sideburns.

location: Central Virginia. Halfway between DC and Richmond, VA

Race: White boy with ink injected into skin at certian places... with some irish, some indian, and some black back in the generations.

habits: chain smoker. Alcoholic who don't drink anymore. Hit on any female that moves.

profession: Paid bitch. Poorly paid bitch.

ideal profession: radio... or mortician.

why current profession: bills.

Tattoos: 7 and an arm. In order... Rose w/tribal (right forearm) Snake wrapped around skull and crossbones (right forearm), Black and Red Superman symbol (right ankle) Spider (left side of neck) Green Lantern symbol (Silver age... between shoulderblades) Ankh (right side of neck) Great seal of the Klingon Empire (left ankle) Grim Reaper, surrounded by flames, with a tombstone to the side reading "Not Dead Yet" that has a hand thrusting it's way up through the ground... (Left Atm, from wrist to elbow)

Religion... N/A

Politics: Liberal w/conservative leanings.

tv shows: Family Guy, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Anything on TV Land, MASH, Monkees, Titus

movies: Cannibal: The Musical, Back to the Future trilogy, Citizen Kane, Godfather 1 and 2,

music: Country from 1927-1990, Rock from 1954-1994, 60s and 70s Soul/Funk, Late 80s-Early 90s rap, some classical, the Melvins.

Oh, and by the way... I'm a comic geek, am hopelessly and unashamedly a NASCAR Freak, and have worn no shoes but Converse Chuck Taylors since 1997.

Golly, Mrs. Beaver, I'm old as fuck!

quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Theo - you should do a stint with my new firm in Australia towards the end of your degree, if you can.

(I offered to arrange the same thng for Big Bad Voodoo Lou in HK, but he never followed it up.)

That'd be cool, but it'll be three years before I have a meaningful degree.

No, LLance and Dave, I WAS lapsed -- I'm back now, which is why I'm a 23-year old student -- I was off about a year and a half between schools (health problems, also why I vanished off the various boards for a while), and now have changed majors and whatnot...

(btw, editted the previous to change 'lapsed student' to the more proper 'returning student')

Sweet!

Name: Mark MacMillan

D-O-B: 03/07/78

Age: 25

Sex: Not enoug...er, male

Nationality: Scotish/Spanish

Interests: Anime, Manga, Comics, Drawing, Hot Women, Old School Hip-Hop/R&B, Wrestling, Sports (NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB), Sci-fi, Kung-Fu, and Gangster/Gangsta Movies.

About me: I always could draw, as far as I can remember, and got into comics through my Dad's old collection. I stopped collecting in 91/92 when I was 13 (because of sex, drugs, alcohol, etc,) When I was 20 I was side-swiped by a drunk driver while driving home from a friend's house. I snapped my neck, damaging the C-4 & 5 vertabrae, and was left a quadreplegic. I spent 6 months on life support and another 8 months at a rehab hospital learning to cope with my disability. I started collecting comics on and off again about that time for a bit of an "escape", if you will, and don't think I'll ever give them up again.

quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Bianca has previously warned me that I'll have to fight off the boys when she's older. I plan to use a lot of eye gouging, and my head, elbows and knees to inflict as much brutal damage as possible.

And I'm right!

Besides...if she takes after M in the looks department...you're gonna be in deep shit.

I mean...you went after M and married her. Only you know what you've done to her to get her to marry you. Well, those boys will be doing the same thing to Imie when she's older. :lol:

So...start practicing now Dave. [biiiig grin]

Maximum carnage, I swear...

Name: Tina
Age: 20 in a few months
Nationality: American, West coast by birth, but midwesterner by location
Hair: Blonde
Eyes:Green
Hobbies: Comics (Batman, Catwoman, League, Y-the last man, Uncanny X-Men, assorted others), fencing, movies
Status:Single
Education: An undecided major, I am 9 credits from junior status
TV shows: Alias is very VERY addicting, and Farscape when it was on
Tattoos: One, a hand-sized bat-emblem on my lower back
That's about it, I can't think of anything else. There is a pic of me floating around a chain mail website somewhere from the Bristol RenFair

Name: Katrine Eybye

Age: 25 (actually i had my first minor depression on my birthday last, first time ever, when the thought of presents and cake had no influenze on my mood whatsoever)

Nationality: Danish - Denmark (and no, Denmark is NOT the capitol of Stockholm)

Status: Single (and happy i tell ya, happy!!!! [no no no]

)

Occupation: Studying to be a school teacher (apparently the most underpaid and ungrateful job this side of the known universe)

Skin/hair/eyes: White/brown/blue

Height: 173 cm (?'?'', never been able to figure out the wacky feet-and-inches system)

Weight: Weeeeelllll........

Books: Everything from Anne Rice to Tom Clancy, mixed with some fantasy, scific, historic and on and on

Movies: All kinds except splatter and weird french intellectual films with nothing but dialogue. My favorite movie of all time is a tie between the Big Lebowski and Godfather (1-3)

Comics: I'm an ignorant, ask my brother...
But loooooooove Calvin and Hobbes, and am a recent fan of Zits.

TV: Friends (of cse!), Dharma&Greg, That '70's show, 3rd rock from the sun.

Music: I especially like Kent (Swedish), Coldplay, etc, but actually likes most of everything except country and german polkamusic - a particular favorite of my parents, i must be adopted!!

Tattoos: just one, so actually should write Tattoo. Well it's Calvin & Hobbes dancing on my back.

Anyways, that's all for now, i'm out, anything else, guess you'll have to ask....

quote:
Originally posted by Selina:
[QBTV shows: Alias is very VERY addicting
There is a pic of me floating around a chain mail website somewhere from the Bristol RenFair [/QB]

How true is that. And to think, I tuned in on Superbowl Sunday season 1 because there was nothing else on, and by the end of the next week's episode, I was like a drug addict in need of a fix. You should have seen me scour the web looking for everything I could on the episodes I missed. I finally got caught up by the end of that season though.

I live really close to Bristol, but still in IL. In fact, I was just there last month. :)

I'll just plead the fifth until my book gets published. Until then, I'd like to keep at least some of my anonymity intact. [wink]

That, and I'm not exactly the most forthcoming of individuals.

Wait...there are more females here?

quote:
Originally posted by Batwoman:
]How true is that. And to think, I tuned in on Superbowl Sunday season 1 because there was nothing else on, and by the end of the next week's episode, I was like a drug addict in need of a fix. You should have seen me scour the web looking for everything I could on the episodes I missed. I finally got caught up by the end of that season though.

I live really close to Bristol, but still in IL. In fact, I was just there last month. :)

I live in IL part of the time, and WI the other part. I got hooked to Alias the second season premiere. The season finale happened right during finales week, and aired during quiet hours in the dorm. The housefellow had to tell us to all shut up, because the 5 of us watching it were screaming at the TV "That's not true!! That's impossible!!" sounding suspiciously like Luke Skywalker in whine mode. And once I know someone else watches it, this look tends to pass over my face, and I ask "Have you SEEN the finale?"
I freely admit to being a fangirl, but with that I have become rather obbsessive.

lol Did you scream on Superbowl season 2? I taped it and watched it later that night, because I was out, and I bit down on my hand and screamed into my hands. I couldn't believe what had just happened. It took a couple hours before I was able to fall asleep. But it was so worth it. How bout the season finale? I'm surprised you didn't hear me scream on that one. I find it funny, with everything that happened, all my mom wants to know is what happed to Freplica. She HATED her. lol

I actaully had to catch the Superbowl one later, because it managed to be the only one I missed out of season two. Stupid job.
I just want to know if Will managed to make it out alive, cause bathtub scene should have meant death. And the whole marriage thing.

I just want to look as good as Lena Olin does when I hit her age, or hell, I wouldn't mind looking like her NOW [wink]

Don't know if you've seen the first season or not, which btw, it's out on DVD now, so go buy!, but that bathtub scene was a nod to the first ep. Don't mean to spoil anything, but when Syd comes back from a mission, she goes to Danny's place (her fiance's) to find him dead in the tub just like that.

I believe there is a topic for this in the media forum, ladies.

Sorry

won't happen again.
Why do I always do this with Tv shows?

It's ok. 3/4ths of the topics here go off track eventually....

I wonder, if somebody said "fizzuck" on TV, would they bleep it out? Technically, it's not saying the word...but it's very suggestive. Do they update the "can't say" list to keep up with the lingo of modern times?

I think Martin Lawrence was able to say "biotch!" on television for a while, so no.

I liked this thread. Add to it, you newbie fockers!

Real Name: Sorry, uh uh, no.

Age: 40

Sex: male, it's G-MAN, not G-WOman

Location: NY

Marital status/kids: Married, 2 kids

Sports: I don't even like watching them on TV

Profession: lawyer (aka "professional fucktard")

College: Cornell U.

Interests and hobbies: Political activism, reading, movies, internet, music.

Real Name: Daniel "Danny" Djeljosevic

Date of Birth: 7/5/1985

Age: 19

Sex: Male

Hometown: Coconut Creek, Florida. Currently living in Gainesville, Florida.

Occupation: Student at the University of Florida (majoring in English), aspiring writer.

Nationality: American. Parents are Albanians raised in Yugoslavia.

Marital Status: Extremely single. Too damn single, if you ask me.

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 150 lbs.

Eye Color: Brown.

Hair Color: Dirty blonde/brown.

Religion: Parents are Catholic, but didn't bother with me. I'm agnostic, I suppose.

Eating habits: Passive vegetarian. I'll eat meat when I have no other choice or if the chicken is potentially delicious.

Aversions: Cheese (except on Pizza and other selected dishes), fish, anime conventions.

Sports: None. I'm a lazy fucker, and I have better things to do than watch them on TV.

Politics: Liberal. Very liberal.

Favorite Movies: Kill Bill, Versus, anything Tarantino, The Big Lebowski, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, many others.

Favorite TV Shows: Family Guy, Justice League, Nip/Tuck, The Simpsons, Aquateen Hunger Force, The Shield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, FIREFLY, Smallville, Seinfeld, The Office, many others.

Favorite Music: Anything that isn't country. Mostly rock: Weezer, Blur, Phantom Planet, Superfurry Animals, Franz Ferdinand, many many many more.

Favorite Authors: Oscar Wilde, Neil Gaiman, Grant Morrison, Peter Miligan, Peter Schaffer, H.G. Wells, Alan Moore, Aldous Huxley, William Shakespeare, Franz Kafka, Arthur Miller, David Mamet, Kurt Vonnegut, Olaf Stapleton.

Food: Chinese food (Lo mein... drool), pizza, tacos, pasta, Ketchup.

Hobbies: Reading comics, spending too much time on the net, writing comics, screenplays, prose, song lyrics, and others, TV, video games, music.

Websites:
Disco Steve's Casa de la Muerte
My Livejournal

Pets: Two plastic fish at home, a Bamboo plant growing out of a Chinese take-out box on my desk.

Real Name: David Finn

Date of Birth: 8/31/1974

Age: 29 (30 this month...but you woulda known that if you'd taken the two seconds to do the math, y'lazy bum!)

Sex: Male

Hometown: Born in South Boston, MA. Currently live in Abington, MA.

Occupation: Evening Foreman (manager), Boston/Metro South for Verizon.

Nationality: American. Father is Irish. Mother is Italian.

Marital Status: Single in that I'm not married. But I've been living with my girlfriend for about 6 years. So it's like marriage with a slightly easier escape clause.

Height: 5' 10"

Weight: 250 lbs...and dropping.

Eye Color: Blue, but they turn green or grey depending on what I'm wearing, what the sky looks like, and/or what my mood is. Shades of blue also vary.

Hair Color: Brown with a white streak in the back (it's a birthmark)

Religion: Father is rarely-practicing Roman Catholic. Mother is Wiccan (they're divorced, but not because of religion...long story). I'm passively Roman Catholic in that I was raised Roman Catholic, but am able to call shenanigans on the religion too much to really practice it. I'm spiritual, not religious.

Eating habits: Omniverous, bordering on carniverous. I can count on one hand, and have fingers left over, the foods I will not eat.

Aversions: Mushrooms, olives, beets, and brussel sprouts. My meat has to be cooked all the way through. I hate willful stupidity.

Sports: I'm a die-hard Red Sox fan. I follow baseball religiously, especially the off-season. Otherwise, I'm a passive fan at best. I'll catch a sport if it's on the air and someone I'm with wants to watch it. But I don't seek any other sport out.

Politics: Apathetic.

Favorite Movies: Too many to mention. But lemme throw out Kill Bill, Say Anything, Trading Places, Grosse Point Blank, High Fidelity, Ninja Scroll, Spider-Man, Dave, Silverado, and A Few Good Men (to name a few).

Favorite TV Shows: Iron Chef, Good Eats, While You Were Out, Trading Spaces, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, and (God help me) the Cosby Show.

Favorite Music: I listen to a lot of everything. What I'm listening to right now is Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Liz Phair, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Reverend Horton Heat, old Aerosmith, and Social Distortion.

Favorite Authors: Neil Gaiman, Dennis Lehane, Andrew Vachss, Elmore Leonard, Terry Pratchett, Harlan Ellison, old Stephen King, Richard Matheson, John D. MacDonald, Grant Morrison, Arthur Conan Doyle, Scott McCloud, David Schow, the splatterpunk school of horror, and Joe R. Lansdale.

Food: Thai more than Chinese. Italian, Mexican, Southwestern...

Hobbies: Reading (books and comics), Movies, Listening to Music, Golf, Watching the Red Sox, Role-Playing Games, Playing with my Atari 2600 and my Nintendo Emulator, Editing my girlfriend's novel while simultaneously trying to start at LEAST one of my own

Pets: My gal and I have three cats: Grifter (my cat, the oldest), Doc (definitely her's, as he wants nothing to do with me), and Samara (the youngest - she's a kitten - and somehow seems to like me best)

RKMB Subject Dossier: Mark Jeremy Rivera

Alias: Fused

Born: 05.14.78

Current Base of Operation: Lexington, KY USA

Former Known Residencies: Akron, OH - Erie, PA - Orlando, FL

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Black

Weight: 155 lbs/70.3 kg

Height: 6'/182.9 cm

Nationality: American

Ethnic Origin: Philippines

Abilities: Virtual 3-D Space Manipulation and Creation, Virtual Auditory Wavelength Pattern Creation and Manipulation

Training Facilities: University of Kentucky, Lexington, KY; Full Sail, Orlando, FL

Physical Training: Free-Weights Regimen, Aquatic Training, Cardiovascular Cross-Training, Basic Martial Arts

Known Political Affiliation: Liberal Democrat, Status: Active

Known Religious Affiliation: Roman Catholicism, Status: Inactive

Affinities: Felines, Sequential Art Publication, Japanese Pop-Culture Animation, Interactive Entertainment, Superheroes, Amphetamines, Wonder Woman, The Crow, NCAA Univerity of Kentucky Wildcat Basketball, THC, Night Clubs, Raves, Tyler Durden, Aliens, Zombies, George Carlin, Dean Koontz, CGI, Michael Myers, Wolverine, John Stewart, David Cross, Milla Jovovich, Natasha Henstridge, Mr Blonde, Cyberpunk, Optimus Prime, Gremlins, Vampires

Celluloid: Tarantino, Fincher, Raimi, Aronofsky, Boyle, Rodriguez, Jackson, Kubrick, Scott, Singer
Music: Rock, Industrial, Progressive House, Breaks, Ambient, Classical
Artitsic Influences: Jim Lee, Michael Turner, Joe Madureira, Steve McNiven, Ed Benes, H.R. Giger

Approach subject with extreme caution as he may rock your fucking face off.

No...

Dat's right, Mopey.

I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

I don't think I ever saw this thread until now.

Name Brian Scott Jonopulos

Sex: Male

Age: born on August eleventh, 1977 (that means I'm 27 klinton)

Race: I'm a mutt. Greek (the dominant part) english, british, among others.

Height: six foot three

Hometown. I was born at Vandenberg AFB in California, and I went to most of high school there so I consider in my hometown, along with Sacramento. I currently live in Eugene, but once I leave I will never speak of it again.

Job: Baby sitter, for now.

Movies: I like a lot of them.

Books: Favorite writers include Ayn Rand, Micheal Crichton, Chuck Palanuick, and most the Star Wars novels.

Comic Books: I stopped collecting again, but I love most the Marvel Ultimate line. I also love the current run on Daredevil

Religion: Mormon, then baptist, then greek orthodox. Currently non-religious.

Relationships: I've only had one somewhat serious relationship, and have never really dated that much.

Children: None, but I spend a lot of time with my nephews.

TV: Alias, Lost, South Park, Family Guy, Conan, The Daily Show, among others.

Music: Favorite band is Toad The Wet Sprocket. I'm kinda burnt out of most music though.

Politics: I hate both parties equally. Undeclared

Hmmm...I'll use Rex's little template here:

Name: Klinton

Sex: Male

Age: 27 (January 9, 1978...which makes me a Capricorn, born in the year of the snake).

Race: Dutch/Polish mix

Height: six foot even

Hometown: I was born in Calgary. I've lived all over Alberta (in Letbridge, Raymond and then Calgary again). I moved to Montreal a few years ago, and have been here ever since.

Job: I'm a full time student, and I work in a call center.

Movies: I think my favorites are cheesy 60's and 70's comedies.

Books: I read a lot...so pretty much everything. From physics texts to pulp fiction, I've always got a book on the go.

Comic Books: Just Catwoman and Wonder Woman (both of which I rarely read anymore...I just bag and file them for the collection).

Religion: I'm a Christian, no particular denomination (as many of you know, I have a huge issue with organized religions).

Relationships: I'm living with my boyfriend of several years. You couldn't ask for a better mate, seriously. I'm probably the luckiest guy on the planet.

Children: I want to adopt, preferably a daughter. That's not for a few years though (once we are both finished school, and settled).

TV: I really don't watch tv so much...But I've been buying the Alias DVDs, which I'm enjoying. I sometimes catch CSI (I just found out about this show a couple weeks back).

Music: Anything really. When I go to but on music though, it's usually classical or ambient. I really miss trance music...I'm fucking sick of house music in every club.

Politics: I guess I'm severely liberal, with heavy socialist leanings.

Hmmm...

Okay, I'm in. Here we go.

Name: McGurk, or McG or Gurk will suffice

Sex: If you mean gender, Male, if you mean intercourse, undefeated champion of premarital abstinence.

Race: 25% Russian (I'm distantly related to Tchaikovsky the composer), 25% Italian, 25% Irish, 12.5% Swedish, 12.5% German

Height: six foot three

Hometown: Born in Miami, now in Palm Beach (native Floridian).

Job: Working part time at a sub shop, but slowly in the process of switching careers, more to be known later.

Movies: Not really sure, but I liked Transformers the Movie and just about every Muppet Movie, and both Bill & Ted movies.

Comic Books: The Superman titles (including Superman/Batman) and Justice League Unlimited, but in a few months or so I'll be taking a break from current issues for practical reasons, and I may try out what rex is doing and stick to paperbacks.

Religion: Christian, non-denominational, non-preacher to total strangers, non-willing to be preached by total strangers.

Relationships: Single, broke up with last girlfriend in 2001, haven't been on one date since, and going for five years of blissfull singlehood which will be this coming January or February! Waka waka doodle yeah!

Children: Not till I'm married.

Grandchildren: Way down the list.

sisters: Three

brothers: none

Neices: Two

Nephews: Five

TV: As of recently, I watch Judge Judy, Justice League Unlimited, Simpsons, Smallville, King of the Hill, Kirby, TMNT, Transformers Energon, ummm, that's all I recall right now

Music: Don't really have any favorites, but I like Weird Al

favorite salad dressing: bleu cheese

shampoo: Herbal Essenses. I haven't cut my hair since 1992, so it helps a lot.

favorite colors: red, I suppose

do you make fun of people?: sometimes

how many pillows?: two

crutons or bacon bits?: both

have you ever been convicted of a crime?: No.

have you ever gone skinny dipping?: No.

Pets: No

drive now: 2003 Nissan Altima

first car: 1992 Ford Thunderbird

toothpaste: Don't care.

do you get along with your parents?: Father, much better than I used to cause I can't just tell him anything, mother passed away but we were on good terms when we last talked.

Do you get along with your inlaws?: Yes

Favorite ice cream: Bubble Gum, from this place a few walks from work.

Favorite soda: Sprite or 7up

Favorite family game: Muppets version of Monopoly or Stratego

What is your bad time of day: Don't really have one.

Favorite time of year: The very instant these allergies go away, assuming it's something in the area.

Favorite cologne or perfume: Don't have one

Favorite time to have sex: I wouldn't know.

Favorite place to have sex: I wouldn't know that either.

Favorite movie you have seen lately: Only saw Star Wars Ep III recently, and it was really good.

Favorite book: Don't have one.

Favorite alcoholic drink: Never drank in my life, so it's a something hundred way tie.

Favorite sport to watch: Don't like sports.

Best Friend: I have two, Bubba I've known since second grade, and Dan I've known since high school, recently convinced me I was being an idiot and not to lose a newer/recent friend over minor discrepancies.

Best online friends: Have to think this one over, probably two that moved away in the mid 90s that I'm still in touch with.

Say something nice about the person above you on this thread: Hmmm... Don't know klinton very well, but he's a good Legend of Zelda player who found everything in the SNES game!!! (except the staff of byrna *snicker*)

Of all the times you've posted, what's your best one ever?: Probably this one.. http://www.rkmbs.com/...true#Post363727 ..

...I think I'm done....

*hides his head under a pillow*

Didn't we do this like....A year ago?

Before that, apparently. Was meaning to post here but just didn't get around to it until now. Maybe others will use the same questions/blanks I did....

Hmmmm....can't believe I missed this one back in the day...ah well.

Name:Allan Summerall

Age:34

Sex:Yes,please!!....*ahem*...male

Hair:blond

Eyes:blue

Height:5'10"

Occupation:Grocery worker

Hobbies:RKMBS,DC Direct,Comics(way too many)DVDs....especially boxed sets.

Marital status:Divorced

Likes:Seinfeld,80's Tv shows that are really bad but were really cool when I
was a kid,Simpsons,Futurama,CSI

Dislikes:Too many to name

Location:Chambersburg,Pennsylvania

Favorite RKMBS Moment(s):BSAMS vs. Jack the little dick & when Rob showed me how to post pics on the boards....which I used by posting porn(Me & TK posted a lot of wimmens back then)

Took ya long enough...

Everyone realizes that if the thread starter's name wasn't Rob Kamphausen this would have been moved to Random Chat by now.

Name: Ask Pete and Dave

Sex: I'm a chick.

Race: Puerto Rican - my skin is more olive toned despite the paleness that the pic I have up shows.

Eyes: Dark Brown

Hair: Dark brown

Height: five foot three on a good hair day

Hometown. Born and raised in Brooklyn. Live in the City now.

Education: B.A./J.D.

Job: Lawyer (litigation) and hating every minute of it.

Movies: Too many to count - good comic book films; Hitchcock films; GWTW; most of Speilberg's stuff; SW, EMB and Episode III; Godfather films; Miller's Crossing; most animated stuff.

Books: Voracious reader - love mysteries; adventure stuff. Novels that have a historical angle to them - GWTW; Shogun, etc. Anything by Stephen King.

Comic Books: Most Bat and Spidey related titles; Y: The Last Man; Ex Machina; some of the Ultimate line; Sleeper; Supreme Power; Teen Titans; Fables; Fallen Angel; (New/Young) Avengers; Runaways; Pulse (liked it better when it was Alias); Astonishing X-Men; Gotham Central (fantastic book); and a huge fan of the now defunct Preacher series.

Religion: Jewish.

Relationships: Broke up with last boyfriend a few months ago - working up the energy to jump back into the dating pool.

Children: None.

TV: The 4400; Scrubs; House; most of the Law & Order shows; Third Watch; Family Guy; JLU.

Music: I listen to almost everything - from hip-hop to country and everything in between.

Food type: Puerto Rican, Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Indian, Thai, Middle Eastern - Most foods, 'cept fish - I have a severe allergy to all seafood. My Titi Celia's rice 'n beans is one of my fav'rit foods.

Politics: ugh.

5{]harleykwin said:
Name: Ask Pete and Dave

Guys...What's the lady's name?

Real Name: Shannon Laura Thomasina Messer
Gender: Female
Birthdate: 12.04.1985 (god i hate my birthday, always a week behind thanksgiving "here shannon have some left over turkey..." )
Age:19 (goddamn i'm almost 20, denny's early bird here i come...

)
previous residencewyandotte MI, southfeild MI, allen park MI
Hometown: (eastern) Detroit MI
Current Residence:Port Huron, MI (or as all the freakin' locals say it "port uron/urine MI)
Nationality:...this is gonna take awhile; 1/2 mexican..and various amounts of dutch, french, english, west indian, german, irish, and a smidge of asian..anoung alot of other things.
Marital Status: semi live in boyfriend of about five months.
children: spite all the jokes none as of yet, and since chances are slim medically that i'll have my own most likely adoption.
Height: 5"2
Weight: 100 - 110 lbs.
Eye Color: don't have an iris naturally, with contacts and a implant iris ring my eye color is in a glue-grey/grey-green range.
Hair Color: naturally a light brown, dye it a range of blonde though
Occupation: currently working at a independant agency operating my own consumer service business doing braille business cards, doctor profiles, menus, public transit paperwork...and so on. hoping for things to go well and get a second job screening phones at a radio station...and if that doesn't work its off to a call center or working for a hotline..damnit i always get hit on by telemarketers why not us that to my advantage.

languagesengrish, spanish, suburbian ebonics, latin (and pig latin..te heee) german arabic and hindi
Education: currently studying for the SAT and picking up eastern arabic. taking a course for fun at the community college in hindu studies. Hoping to get into UofM or Wayne state next spring/summer to study arabic culture and marketing..hey its paid for by the state i'm gonna double major.
Hobbies: Comics, writing, drawing/paint/sculpting etc. movies and the small attempts to get my band off the ground...yeah that won't happen.
Religion:roman catholic by birth, raised roman catholic with a slight agnostic feel. atheist and a bit (and growing on me) hindu by choice.
Politics: extremely liberal with progressive/socialism views. i'm hillary's lost child.
Relationships:well you all know of winged creature...but yeah..currently semi live in boyfriend of 5 months.
Favorite Films: kill bill, godfather movies, back to the future, harry potter movies, old school....just so many to name....
Favorite Books:just a few...neil gaiman, stephen king, dan brown, whitman, norah roberts and danielle steel....yes i like chick books too.
Favorite Comics: anything batman, have a current darknight obsession, catwoman, nightwing, spidey and some india comics.
Favorite Sports:ahem...HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!!!!...and curling just for klinton.
Favorite TV Shows:uh, when i do watch the tube its ER, law and order, CSI and Justice league and if my ass is up i'll tune into adult swim. and food TV!!!
Favorite Music: I'm what you'd call "ecclectic". currently i love all forms of jazzand rock, big fan of modern and classic british rock. i also like alot of pre 90's rap and R&B, and some current stuff its good too
Favorite Foods/Restaurants: i love cooking...mainly mexican. but i love me some thai, indian, mexican or italia when i go out or whatever...but not bets a big o juicy ass burger.

Quote:

sneaky bunny said:
Eye Color: don't have an iris naturally, with contacts and a implant iris ring my eye color is in a glue-grey/grey-green range.

What does that mean? Without contacts you look like the TV Hulk?
If so...cooolll.

Quote:

PJP said:
Everyone realizes that if the thread starter's name wasn't Rob Kamphausen this would have been moved to Random Chat by now.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Quote:

the G-man said:
Quote:

sneaky bunny said:
Eye Color: don't have an iris naturally, with contacts and a implant iris ring my eye color is in a glue-grey/grey-green range.

What does that mean? Without contacts you look like the TV Hulk?
If so...cooolll.

HA HA HA AHA i haven't heard that in years, yeah pretty much i have just a slightly bigger uh pupil..thing.

If you can sing broadway, maybe you can play
"Annie"

uh thank you?

Sing with me sneaky: "The sun will come out...tooomorroow..."

......uh sure, i'll make sure that's the next cover for the band.....rrrrrrrriiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhht.........

band?

Quote:

Disco Steve said:
Eating habits: Passive vegetarian. I'll eat meat when I have no other choice or if the chicken is potentially delicious.

Yer not one o' them "tree-hugging hippies" are ya?

He's worse, he's a commie.

I like Disco Steve. He's a great guy, and I've known him since I got online in 2000. I think it's a shame he doesn't post here anymore.

Quote:

Wednesday said:
band?

yes, and yes we admit we suck.

Love my classic rarely-posting self!

Name: Brian Thomas Haughwout

Sex: Male, complete with beard!

Age: 2/10/1980 (25)

Race: White; 1/2 Irish, 1/4 Dutch, 1/4 Slavic

Height: 5'11-1/2"

Job: Technical Illustrator -- I do art for math and science textbooks

Education: Changes back and forth between Anthropology and Art

Hobbies: Art, Roleplaying/LARPing, Mini Golf!

Movies: All the genre goodies

Books: The Dark Tower, American Gods, Paradise Lost

Comic Books: Most of what DC/Vertigo puts out, plus others

Religion: Roman Catholic

Relationships: Single for 25 years

Children: Not last time I checked -- but we Irish can impregnate you from 10 feet away with all our clothes on!

TV: Cartoons and documentaries!

Music: Rock & Metal (especially hair bands)

Politics: Republican

The Indestructible Man/Bibbo sighting!

Real Name: ashleyelizabethhaag
Sex: I'm so chaste, my vagina keeps eating my underwear (see above)
Martial Status: never taken any classes
Hair Color: ...I can have hair? That's an option?
Hobbes (and that kid Calvin): one love
Favorite TV Shows:television is for dorks
Favorite Foods/Restaurants:I love food

I have the feeling Uschi was mocking me but here goes:

Name: Ashley Elizabeth (ashley after one of my mom's sweetest second graders)

Sex: Female

Age: Almost 26! This July 19 anyways!

Race: White

Height: 5'2"

Job: Eighth Grade Algebra Teacher

Education: Working towards my MAT in Mathematics (masters of arts in teaching with regards to mathematics. Graduated last year with a double major in math and comp. sci.).

Hobbies: Music, exercise (ohhh the pain), reading, church

Movies: Anything that's not dark/evil/horror, everything else I like: namely romantic comedies, suspense/thrillers, and ANYTHING from the 1940s-60s. That was the golden era of film. Ain't nobody like Orson Welles.

Books: Mostly read Christian, legal thrillers/suspense...kinda got bored with mystery, and sci-fi (going to grab some more Orson Scott Card stuff this weekend although in my mind Ender returns to earth, falls madly in love with this beautiful girl, and lives happily ever after.

Comic Books: Started off with Batman and JLA....got burned out though (that and I didn't like the story line, still dont like Cassandra as batgirl!)

Religion: Southern Baptist

Relationships: Single and been that way for what......four years or so?

Children: Heck no.......not for a very.....long.......time. I have to deal with them enough during the day...SO not going to go home and put up with their mouths or sarcasm!

TV: House......what more can I say? Watch it at eight pm on Fox (channel four here in Texas). Awesome, AWESOME show! That and SNL are bout it for me. Been to busy with school to watch much of it!

Music: Hrm.....just about everything except eighties (beastie boys excluded).......it just makes me cringe when I hear it! Loooovvve Josh Groban the best atm!

Politics: Republican

We finally learn something about princesselisa.

Not sure to take that as a sweet compliment or as a sarcastic Pjs remark ;p

Name: Keith

Sex: I'm a dude! Or if you want the anal answer, male.

Age: 23

Race: Half Greek/half Hillbilly. Somehow this has configured into what women call "absolutely gorgeous skin".

Height: 6'5"

Job: Grocery bitch until next Thursday. Then who knows!

Education: Majors in Medical Laboratory Technology and Mechanical Engineering. No degree and a year to go on each if/when I want to go back. I treat both like plagues. Excelled in writing and speech (which shocked the hell out of me. I hate talking to people!) abilities. Wanna be a fuckin' writer.

Hobbies: Music, working out, bar hopping, reading, writing.

Movies: Citizen Kane, The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, The Road to Perdition, The Shawshank Redemption, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

Books: Almost anything by Gaiman. Just finished Good Omens. Great book, I recommend it. Currently starting on The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and looking to get into some spy/espionage stuff to research my book idea.

Comic Books: Stray Bullets, Fables, 100 Bullets, Planetary, Ultimates. Most everything else I read I just read for the current writer then I'm off.

Religion: hrm. None for me right now, thanks.

Relationships: Single and having a hell of a time. Wouldn't mind having a girlfriend but currently sick to death of all the scandalous hoes my age that qualify as "women".

Children: I love children! I think it's because I act like one. Once went out with a girl who told me she hated kids, so I ditched her at a party. Wouldn't mind having my own one day. With that in mind, not anytime soon.

TV: Eh. Some cartoons here and there. Not much of a TV guy.

Music: Lots of stuff. Can't really nail anything down because my music collection is so full of different types of rock. A few rap CD's but it's not really my thing. It really doesn't fit my image at all.

Politics: A little bit of both sides. Well adjusted invidual who sees bullshit every which way over the fence and won't align myself with any party.

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The Time Trust said:
I like Disco Steve. He's a great guy, and I've known him since I got online in 2000. I think it's a shame he doesn't post here anymore.

disco steven is a good man.

MY TOTALLY AWESOME SURVEY THING:

Name: KATHLEEN FOX KAMPHAUSEN

Sex: grrrl

Age: 19.6

Race: irish, scottish, english, german, french

Height: 5'3"

Job: i babysit about 40 hours a week as well as work at my dads jewelry store

Education: sophomore majoring in art with a concentration in photography

Hobbies: Music, shows, photography, friends, sleeping

Movies: any and all tim burton/danny elfman combinations, high fidelity, almost famous, wet hot american summer, etc

Books: the giver, catch 22, Listen up!, dream brother, etc.

Comic Books: OMG ALL OF THEM

Religion: defined and raised roman catholic, but i disagree with a lot of it. but am very religious

Relationships: SWINGER. or AM i...

Children: wanna get a career going. then marriage. then babies. i want 2. preferably boys.

TV: conan o'brien.

Music: weezer, the beatles, bouncing souls, against me!, the pixies, jeff buckley, elliott smith, the shins, the specials, operation ivy, sigur ros, martha reeves and the vandellas, diana ross and the supremes, etc.

Politics: wouldnt define myself in any parties cos i am all over the place for different situations.

yeeeessssss. I was mocking you with a time machine by posting before you after you posted.

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Uschi said:
Ashley, 19, single

I'm a physics major at UCCS.

I live in Colorado.

I just rediscovered my love for the Mad Caddies to and from work today and tried to share that love with my car-neighbors (kidding. i turn it down at intersections. i'm not a complete ass)

I'm Jewish by blood, Roman Catholic by birth, and nothing by choice.

I draw lots of pictures, albeit not well.

Honestly, I'm pretty fucking boring. But I can hold an interesting conversation and manipulate many a mind.

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Uschi said:
I have a reoccuring dream about corpses. It's gross and disturbing.

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Krenny said:
Lenore is good. Ever check out Johnny the Homicidal Maniac? Another good one off Slave Labor is 'It's Science with Dr.Radium.' Funny stuff.

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First National Bastard said:
name: None of your fucking Business. Spread it around too much diring the early days on the 'net. Besides, it has always been my opinion that you're not talking to the "real" me unless you're face to face with me (or on a telephone), so you don't need to know my real name and use it in an argument. Here, you're dealing with "First National Bastard", not who I am in real life. Get it?

birthdate: July 27, 1983. (Do your own fucking math)

status: single, straight male. recovering misogynist.

eyes: Hazel?

hair: long, brown with grey streaks... sometimes a beard, sometimes just a goatee and rediculous set of 70s sideburns.

location: Central Virginia. Halfway between DC and Richmond, VA

Race: White boy with ink injected into skin at certian places... with some irish, some indian, and some black back in the generations.

habits: chain smoker. Alcoholic who don't drink anymore. Hit on any female that moves.

profession: Paid bitch. Poorly paid bitch.

ideal profession: radio... or mortician.

why current profession: bills.

Tattoos: 7 and an arm. In order... Rose w/tribal (right forearm) Snake wrapped around skull and crossbones (right forearm), Black and Red Superman symbol (right ankle) Spider (left side of neck) Green Lantern symbol (Silver age... between shoulderblades) Ankh (right side of neck) Great seal of the Klingon Empire (left ankle) Grim Reaper, surrounded by flames, with a tombstone to the side reading "Not Dead Yet" that has a hand thrusting it's way up through the ground... (Left Atm, from wrist to elbow)

Religion... N/A

Politics: Liberal w/conservative leanings.

tv shows: Family Guy, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Anything on TV Land, MASH, Monkees, Titus

movies: Cannibal: The Musical, Back to the Future trilogy, Citizen Kane, Godfather 1 and 2,

music: Country from 1927-1990, Rock from 1954-1994, 60s and 70s Soul/Funk, Late 80s-Early 90s rap, some classical, the Melvins.

Oh, and by the way... I'm a comic geek, am hopelessly and unashamedly a NASCAR Freak, and have worn no shoes but Converse Chuck Taylors since 1997.

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Uschi said:

Real Name: ashleyelizabethhaag
Sex: I'm so chaste, my vagina keeps eating my underwear (see above)
Martial Status: never taken any classes
Hair Color: ...I can have hair? That's an option?
Hobbes (and that kid Calvin): one love
Favorite TV Shows:television is for dorks
Favorite Foods/Restaurants:I love food

Name: Rex

Sex: 217% Man

Age: 22

Race: Mostly Human.

Height: 6'

Job: What JOB?!?!?!

Education: That's classified. I don't like talking about it much. Then people think of me in a different light.

Hobbies: Flirting.

Movies: Almost everything.

Books: Anything and everything.

Comic Books: Tom Strong. Ultimate Marvel. Private Beach. Savage Dragon.

Religion: I'm Spiritual.

Relationships: Single. But I have decent friendships with some nice ladies.

Children: Someday.

TV: Deadwood's done for the year. But I'll probably watch BG once it comes back on in July.

Music: Everything 'cept Country and Polka.

Politics: I take bits and pieces from the Big Two, yet I still think both are pretty much shit.

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TK-069 said:

Education: That's classified. I don't like talking about it much. Then people think of me in a different light.

::COUGH:: STANDFORD ::COUGH::

I think my favorite part of this thread is finding out how tall everyone is.
Its something that I've been wondering for a while.

Yeah, for example, TK always looked shorter than 6 ft in his pics.

its the step-up boots.......

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the G-man said:
Yeah, for example, TK always looked shorter than 6 ft in his pics.

'Cause I'm a double-wide.

So you're fat?

Not really.

I'm just... big. I'll admit I'm not in the best shape. But my body is very weird. I have a massive upper body, decent legs and thick rugby-type calves.

And STILL...

My head is bigger than the rest of my body.

your poor mum.

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Nowhereman said:
Name:Richard E Grant
Occupation:Actor
Hair:Yes
Eyes:Yes
Height:Yes
D.O.B:Sometime years ago
Currently:Advertising Argos

How things change.
I stopped being Richard E Grant last year,I am now Buford T Justice!

'When were you born?'
'I don't-a remember. I was very little at the time.'

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::COUGH:: STANDFORD ::COUGH::

No way....Tk's a stanford boy...I'm impressed! Way to go!

.....its not like i'd know......

1+1 = 11!

2+2 = chair

3 + 3 = brown ford probe.

I heard you like to be brown ford probed...

I call my cock Brown Ford!

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Nowhereman said:
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Nowhereman said:
Name:Richard E Grant
Occupation:Actor
Hair:Yes
Eyes:Yes
Height:Yes
D.O.B:Sometime years ago
Currently:Advertising Argos

How things change.
I stopped being Richard E Grant last year,I am now Buford T Justice!

You sounded taller on the radio.

What is this world coming to?

...an end?

YIKES!

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TK-069 said:
Not really.

I'm just... big. I'll admit I'm not in the best shape. But my body is very weird. I have a massive upper body, decent legs and thick rugby-type calves.

I'm in luv....and you have those lovely dark eyes.

I probably did this back in the day when I first joined up.

Name: Jim Jackson

Sex: Male (see the pic)

Age: Dec. 8, 1964

Race: White

Height: 6'3"

Job: Management right now (I've done lots of stuff; my training is in psychological research); looking for something better, better paying, more intellectual stimulation

Education: Master's

Hobbies: music, movies, comic books, LAW AND ORDER, M*A*S*H

Movies: Sure

Books: vampire fiction, WWI, biographies, gay issues

Comic Books: X-Men, FF, Planetary

Religion: Not in any formal sense, but I do accept the concept of a Higher Power

Relationships: gay, divorced

Children: 2 daughters; intelligent, artistic, stable, happy, healthy, good citizens

TV: LAW AND ORDER, M*A*S*H, FRIENDS, Family Guy

Music: The Who

Politics: Liberal

M*A*S*H....i'd never guess your were white

JIM DIVORCED?? How did I miss that one?

Well, I dunno. Maybe you were too busy talking about yourself to notice.

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Jim Jackson said:

I'm in luv....and you have those lovely dark eyes.

If you were Janice Jackson, it woulda been ON, girl!

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Uschi said:
Well, I dunno. Maybe you were too busy talking about yourself to notice.

But what does she do for a living????

Rack pjs.......

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Well, I dunno. Maybe you were too busy talking about yourself to notice.

Hrm....more like griping about myself, three more days and no more school which means no more griping uschi.......so there ya go!

but I like when you grope me

strange... so strange.

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Sacman said:
Ah, PJP is a TKE...we got them around my campus.

Name: Jeremy Kossak

Age: 23. 24 in January, damn time is flying.

Sex: Male and currently single <img border="0" alt="[DOH!]" title="" src="graemlins/homerface01.gif" />

Location: Chicagoland, Illinios.

Occupation: Studying to be a Math Teacher with a minor in Psych. Currently packing to go back to school.

Interests: Anything that's fun. I go to bars, I drink, I make with the social and have a great time doing so. I like movies though I don't have much of a collection ($$$), my money goes to my other interest: Comics. I watch TV for the news, cartoons, Smallville, and if anything else decent is on, otherwise it stays off. I tried to get outside more this summer...it failed. I'm also trying to expand my music collection. My all time favs are Bob Seger and Bruce Springsteen (saw him live!).

If you were a fruit what would you be? A banana, or an orange. <img border="0" title="" alt="[eh?]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[um.... uh huh! ... ]" title="" src="graemlins/umuhhuh001.gif" />

sacman=jeremy

I never knew that.

Yup, my original ID before I abandoned it.

Who brought this thing back from the dead?!?

Wow....didnt know the Jers was Sacman.

Look at the dates of the posts. You're good at math, you can figure it out.

You're queer,but you didnt spot Sacman was a queer!

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PrincessElisa said:
Who brought this thing back from the dead?!?

Wow....didnt know the Jers was Sacman.

I told you that on the phone when we chatted about the ol' DCMBs.

Heh, sacman.

Jermery likes to lick a sac of two!

jeremys old screen name was sacman. His aim name is jerballs.

Definitely not gay.

This thread also known as the identity theft thread.

Wow. I wish I would've known about this thread when I first turned heel on the gaysurgeons. Would've been a great help.

Name:

Sex: Male and a lot

Birth date: 06/25/1981 (that makes me twenty-seven)

Height: 6'0"

Hometown: Cowtown

Current Location: Columbia, SC Go Gamecocks!

Relationship status: Dating the occasionally present here, Knitwit.

Education: Univ of South Carolina, BA in History and Religious Studies. All but thesis, so far, on my MA in Religious Studies.

Employment: Currently, while I finish my thesis, I'm head cook at a delivery restaurant called Wing Zone. One day, I hope to be either a professor of religion, comic book writer, or ::shudder:: a lawyer.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, practicing urban guerilla warfare (short-hand for scaling buildings and towers and generally wandering where I am not welcome (sewage tunnels, construction sites, etc.). When I am outside of the city, I like nothing more than to spend all my time in the great wide open. I love to camp, hike, hunt, and fish.

Favorite Liquor: Whiskey, preferably Jameson.

Favorite Beer: Guinness never fails. When I'm looking to drink on the cheap, Pabst Blue Ribbon or King Cobra (brings back a lot of college memories).

Favorite Books: Too many to mention. Generally speaking, I love reading the works of the great philosophers/thinkers. Fiction authors: Dostoevsky, Hugo, Orwell, Rand, Steinbeck, the Greek tragedians, Shakespeare, and Poe (to name a few).

Favorite Movies: Generally anything as long as it isn't a chick flick.

Favorite TV Shows: Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, Weeds, Rome, Deadwood, Sopranos, Oz, BTAS, GI Joe, Transformers, The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, The Honeymooners, The Simpsons, Night Court, Cheers, The Wonder Years, The Monkees, Rowan and Martin's Laugh In, SNL, Kids in the Hall.

Guilty Pleasure TV: Those cheesy eighties family sitcoms and seventies/eighties detective shows.

Favorite Music: I'm not even going to try. Way too much to mention.

Current Pull List: Batman, 'Tec, JLA, JSA, GL, GLC, Action, Superman, Nightwing, Robin, Trinity, Final Crisis and all of its related tie-ins, and Booster Gold.

"Religion":

Politics: I have been identified by myself or others as Republican, lower case libertarian, paleo-con, "RINO," Southern Democrat, and a liberal (?).

Odd facts: I love reading reference books. I eat assorted colors candies (i.e. M & Ms, SweeTarts) one color at a time. My dad was an Independent Southern Baptist preacher so I am a preacher's kid. And, I took the fall for a DUI for my, then, twenty year old whore of an ex-girlfriend.

Anything else?

Will you be having the fish or the steak?

The steak, unless the fish is in taco form.

whiskey= victory

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I eat assorted colors candles

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I eat assorted colored children

BBQ Negro-baby is tasty!

You should try fried Negro-baby fingers with the honey mustard sauce.

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

whiskey= victory

Truer word were never spoken.

I'm Mxy!

I live in a tree!

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

whiskey= victory

Hey, a love of whiskey is my shtick for winning Harley's love! Go find your own!

$\:\($

Originally Posted By: iggy

You should try fried Negro-baby fingers with the honey mustard sauce.

Stoopid Iggy. Everyone am knows you am gotta boil fingers before you am eat them with am anything.

Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man

Preserved for posterity.

too much of a chickenshit to post his own name so he repeatedly posts someone else's.
what a cunt.

Just making sure you didn't go back and edit a seven year old post to cover up the fact that you outed your own name.

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(Is... Is Sammitch masturbating...?)

I'm vomiting.

Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk

(Is... Is Sammitch masturbating...?)

Look at all those people that don't post here anymore.....

I was too busy looking at Cowgirl's jugs (which is probably why women don't post here much anymore... that or Snarf's constant rants of loneliness... it's hard to be sure)

who are all those women you people have scared off?

and how many of them were probaly men posting as women?

Didn't Wanky's stupidity scare off the one chick who posted at your forum?

Oh, I guess you still have whomod...

Are there any real men at his facebook group?

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

and how many of them were probaly men posting as women?

Does Tommy know you're trolling for a new fuck puppet?

I think Joe has all the female RKMBers locked in his basement.

I'm mxy!

Wrong ID.

Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man

Hello, welcome to the RKMBS. $\:\)$

JEFF GLACIER RAWK!!!