poster phoenix - 011 - First National Bastard

by disturbingly large popular demand

operation: poster phoenix

the statement:
though we continue, as a community, to inch towards 2,000 registered posters on these boards, many of that total have long since disappeared for varying reasons -- venturing off into other areas of cyber space or, dare we say it, real life!

the mission:
to return these former rkmbs posters to glory, by bringing them back to this forum as regular posters, forcing them to, once again, join our daily parade of endless stupidity.

the weaponry:
annoyance! emails, pms, instant messages, taunting topics and threads, etc. direct or indirect -- whatever it takes for them to return. no mercy!

current target:
First National Bastard

firstnationalbastard@yahoo.com

http://www.geocities.com/triumvirateband

status: last seen with this post, March 15, 2004.

recommended approach:
bombard target with emails or PMs with links to this thread.

my minions, commence attack!

Didn't Uschi scare him off?

This one won't be as easy as the others! Maybe we should send Uschi first!

we're all soldiers in this war

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poster phoenix - 011 - First National Bastard

...why?

I saw him in some forum we were gonna raid like a month ago. He was his nicer self, ElectricPeterTork. I asked him if he was still a little bitch and he didn't reply.

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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
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poster phoenix - 011 - First National Bastard

...why?

i miss him.

and i love him.

and the restraining order is up ... i can see my kids again.

I checked his website right after he left and it said his band broke up.
He was my first fued here.

He is a cunt!

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rex said:
I checked his website right after he left and it said his band broke up.
He was my first fued here.

Weren't you trying to make time with uschi?

No, I would never steal pariah woman.

Sure, R3x, surrre.

Sure pigiron sure.

Who?

Where's LLance?

I understood he was ostracised here for being hypocritical in joining the Deadpan Fury board, despite having a long standing feud with some of the posters there.

i also think his haircut was an issue for alot of us.

I thought that was a congenital skull deformity.

Did you guys really have a picture of that guy?

Yes, I used a form of the word "guy" twice in one sentence.

I don't care.

just the same im emailing drzsmith.

You know who would have liked this post? DRZSmith before he switched from webtv to pc....

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MisterJLA said:
Yes, I used a form of the word "guy" twice in one sentence.

I don't care.

You are so gay.

I want some FNB pics, please...

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Rob Kamphausen said:
current target:
First National Bastard
[LIST]Email: firstnationalbastard@yahoo.com

recommended approach:
bombard target with emails or PMs with links to this thread.

my minions, commence attack!

i miss my fnb

Do you have any pics of him, Rob?

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Rob Kamphausen said:
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Rob Kamphausen said:
current target:
First National Bastard
[LIST]Email: firstnationalbastard@yahoo.com

recommended approach:
bombard target with emails or PMs with links to this thread.

my minions, commence attack!

i miss my fnb

Thats cause you are a cunt,just like him!

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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:

Early start on pussy.

dirty baby.
house on stilts.
random chickens.
cat face held to naked crotch.

...

where'd they getta camera?

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rex said:
Sure pigiron sure.

How.........Kind of you.

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Pariah said:
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rex said:
Sure pigiron sure.

How.........Kind of you.

You still likes the Uschi

Pardon, but she still likes me.

no no you really do

Yes! Let's drag the Bastard back for a proper ass-reaming!

Finally......the voice of reason!

That's the first time I've ever heard anybody around here referred to as "the voice of reason".

You don't have to be hurtful, Chris.

meany head.

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MisterJLA said:
Do you have any pics of him, Rob?

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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
You don't have to be hurtful, Chris.

I don't think Oakers knows any other way...

You're a fine one to talk,Mxy.

have you emailed fnb today?

Email: firstnationalbastard@yahoo.com

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Chris Oakley said:
You're a fine one to talk,Mxy.

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MisterJLA said:
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MisterJLA said:
Do you have any pics of him, Rob?

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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
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Chris Oakley said:
You're a fine one to talk,Mxy.

Whoa...what'd you do to piss off Oakers, Mick?

I don't know. I'm still in shock from that. I don't know what I've ever done to deserve that insult.

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Rob Kamphausen said:
have you emailed fnb today?

Email: firstnationalbastard@yahoo.com

No,I'm afraid not.I've been simply swamped,Mr.Kamphausen--swamped,I tell you.

Ian!

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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
I don't know. I'm still in shock from that. I don't know what I've ever done to deserve that insult.

Sorry.I was in a generally sour mood when I typed that post.

thats no excuse chris. racial slurs have no place here.

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Chris Oakley said:
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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
I don't know. I'm still in shock from that. I don't know what I've ever done to deserve that insult.

Sorry.I was in a generally sour mood when I typed that post.

It's ok, Chris, I'm familiar with your temper... as long as it doesn't happen again.

youre more forgiving than me.

I don't want to go through being insulted by him again, that's all. I don't think I could take it.

understood. you think id learn after my impending lawsuit.

I already got that dismissed.......pay attention bsams.

there are more printers in the world!

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MisterJLA said:
I want some FNB pics, please...

Nicely played.

Really though, I heard one of the avatars here is one of the lad.

Is this true?

I have no idea.

The picture I saw of him was in the "men -- show yourselves!" thread, as I recall. He posted it, and it wasn't an incredibly flattering picture, so I'm assuming it was of him.

FNB is the strapping young lad on the right.

Uschi said he looked like her garbage man, which is ironic because she frequently had sex with the guy.

Is that a fiery red tatoo on his arm or just special effects you added JLA???

Uschi knew him?

Really?

He meant she had sex with the garbage man.

Yeah.

Jealous?

Uschi had sex, that's a good one, Pariah.

Everybody knows she's asexual.

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PrincessElisa said:
Is that a fiery red tatoo on his arm or just special effects you added JLA???

Nope, that's FNB in the flesh!

No, the tattoo is mine... But the Brian Bolland Joker I've got on my right leg looks much cooler. The avatar is from a pic taken when I was fuckin' 14, and posted before the athanon days.

And, for god's sake, could ya at least update the avatar pic with the scruffy looking one? Even though it's horribly out of date, it's still better than a decade old avatar.

Sorry Gob, but the Bastard is never coming back. Even I have to ask, like whatever nameless, faceless, unremembered person did early on in this thread... "Why?"

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FNB said:Even I have to ask, like whatever nameless, faceless, unremembered person did early on in this thread... "Why?"

You don't love me anymore...

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ElectricPeterTork said:

Sorry Gob, but the Bastard is never coming back.

You are SUCH a tease!

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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
He meant she had sex with the garbage man.

Bless you.

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ElectricPeterTork said:
Sorry Gob, but the Bastard is never coming back. Even I have to ask, like whatever nameless, faceless, unremembered person did early on in this thread... "Why?"

because i love you.

why would fnb and/or ept reject me so harshly?

He found out about our torrid love affair, Rob...

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ElectricPeterTork said:
No, the tattoo is mine... But the Brian Bolland Joker I've got on my right leg looks much cooler.

Pic! PIC!

Don't have a picture of the tattoo on my computer (yet), but this is the image the tattoo is based on (without slutty '90s Wonder Woman, of course).

Who would ever have thought the best looking Bolland Joker would be on a Wonder Woman cover, of all places?

Oh, and I still hold firm... the Bastard isn't coming back. He's dead. Gone. Buried. Kinda like how the creepy psychotic piano player Manking became the human muppet Mankind.

so, why not just stick around as that lovable scamp, electricpetertork? he's just as good.

and now that you've revealed your brian bolland joker tatoo, pariah will worship you for life!

y'cant give that up

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ElectricPeterTork said:
Who would ever have thought the best looking Bolland Joker would be on a Wonder Woman cover, of all places?

I hold firm that the picture I got my avatar from is the best Bolland Joker ever concocted.

My tat's gonna be based on that one.

I was thinking of using that pic at one point... but (at least in the avatar) the Joker looks a bit too strung out... Like he's been on a 3 day coke binge, and has had Harley poking his anus at regular intervals with a sharp stick.

I was also thinking of using the cover to LoTDK 50, With the joker holding the joker kitty!

But, along came Wonder Woman #96, and all was well.

Pariah & FNB/EPT wanna be just like David Bryan of Bon Jovi!

Thank you Captain Obvious! You're a credit to your species!

Really. You are.