Voice chat.............

Later tonight. Anyone want one?

A blow job? Otherwise URG aint interested.

Maybe, but I do have to work early.

I'll try to be there.

if u guys are up later tonight i might could join up...

The last one ended at 4am my time.

i was gonna go down to the acasino and loose money i don't have....

I'm home!

I fell asleep. I tried to stay up but I couldn't.

i drank, and slept!

Promys has requested a chat for this weekend.

hmmm...i should try out this new mic and camera...

He's coming out?

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

He's coming out?

Oh, he's been out for a long time. He just wants to voice chat this week.

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

He's coming out?

Oh, he's been out for a long time. He just wants to voice chat this week.

Do we get to listen to him argue with Dan?

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

He's coming out?

Oh, he's been out for a long time. He just wants to voice chat this week.

Do we get to listen to him argue with Dan?

Speaking a half English, half French gibberish.

Would that be British?

Originally Posted By: Cowgirl Jack

hmmm...i should try out this new camera...

My schedule changed, so I have Friday and Saturday nights free again... I can rock it!

Great, now that I can't do these for a while everyone wants to do them again.

Coincidence?

I hate all of you.

Getting a bigger bladder?

A rubber one. It was tested by Kramerica Industries!

Helloooooooooooooo!

la la laaa

Rockin' like Dokken.

So...yeah...let's all plan on this so that I won't show up, okay?

I don't know. I might be really drunk or stoned Saturday night. Sound good?

Saturday? Hmmm....

Maybe I can grab a mic my then.

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Rockin' like Dokken.

So...yeah...let's all plan on this so that I won't show up, okay?

I don't know. I might be really drunk or stoned Saturday night. Sound good?

Y'mean people do these...sober?

Caturday!

I can has voice chat plz k thx!

Invisible voice chat!

Im in ur vocchat sayin ur werds!

I'll be back on my computer tonight or tomorrow.

Voice chat on Satuday.

Only if we can have a jacker there for Uschi to tease.

what's a jacker?

Klinton and Dan spooning.

Spooning is the act of two people lying on their sides, with one person's front to the other person's back, such that they fit together in a manner similar to spoons. The person who holds the other is often referred to as the "Big Spoon," while the participant who is held is the "Little Spoon".

Spooning can be done with participants clothed as a non-sexual form of physical intimacy, it can be an act of naked cuddling before or after sex, or it can be used as a sex position: see Spoons sex position.

Spooning can also be done in groups, a Group Spoon, this can take place in such areas as a large bed or on the floor.

Spooning can take several forms. 1) Soft: Participants spoon with minimal or no body contact. 2) Medium: In this form of spooning, the arm is slipped around the small spoon participant's waist(AKA "The Napkin Holder"), thus more body contact is achieved. 3) Hard: Normally post-coital, hard spooning is the most intimate of the three forms, and constitutes a tighter spoon involving significant pressure and intertwining arms.

There is no spoon.

spork!

I haven't been in a voice chat since the late night four hour chat I had with you two.

There hasn't been one unless the one pro wanted happened.

These things never happen without me. Its sad if you really thing about it.

yes, but your baby bladder left finn and I with a tonne of entertainment as klint and dan fought.

That was when I was getting up at three thirty to go to work. I was about to pass out.

Anyone up for it tonight? I'll be on all night.

Send me an invite if there is

Yeah?

Never happened.

Yeah?

PJPs ass is at the end of this post.

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A VOICE CHAT THIS WEEKEND. WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYONE? I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SNEAKY IS BLIND AND THROWS A HISSY FIT WHEN I DON'T ANNOUNCE WHEN I WANT TO HAVE ONE.

I mentioned PJPs ass because that always gets joe mamas attention.

Originally Posted By: rex

PJPs ass is at the end of this post.

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A VOICE CHAT THIS WEEKEND. WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYONE? I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SNEAKY IS BLIND AND THROWS A HISSY FIT WHEN I DON'T ANNOUNCE WHEN I WANT TO HAVE ONE.

I mentioned PJPs ass because that always gets joe mamas attention.

I figured you were announcing that you and PJP had reconciled.

He said he was over me when the two of you got together.

Got a bluetooth headset now. Not sure how to pair it with the computer though.

Originally Posted By: rex

He said he was over me when the two of you got together.

It's PJP's way of letting you off gently. He didn't want to hit you with the ol' "It's not you, it's me" line. Actually, he didn't want to hit you at all anymore. Thus the break-up. Look on the bright side: you'll always have Jerry.

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Got a bluetooth headset now. Not sure how to pair it with the computer though.

Put the receiver in your butt and yell as loud as you can.

Whoa!

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Got a bluetooth headset now. Not sure how to pair it with the computer though.

D-Link USB bluetooth PC Adapter

Uh... my work schedule has me off on Saturday after 6pm, but I know family will be here Saturday night so I won't have the opportunity.

My family being here is the reason I want a voice chat.

My family being here means I can't cuss or be loud because there are a million (6) children and half a dozen (Mom) VERY loud talkers.

I can't hear chat over my mom.

And I am actively looking for a house to buy this summer. I'm gonna be living with my sister again. It was best for the all of us that way.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I can't hear chat over my mom.

Neither can I.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Got a bluetooth headset now. Not sure how to pair it with the computer though.

D-Link USB bluetooth PC Adapter

whoa! I was gonna post a target.com link but the one on amazon is like ten bucks less after rebate!

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Got a bluetooth headset now. Not sure how to pair it with the computer though.

D-Link USB bluetooth PC Adapter

whoa! I was gonna post a target.com link but the one on amazon is like ten bucks less after rebate!

I'm sure he'd get the target one if you showed your twat

Originally Posted By: rex

PJPs ass is at the end of this post.

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A VOICE CHAT THIS WEEKEND. WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYONE? I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SNEAKY IS BLIND AND THROWS A HISSY FIT WHEN I DON'T ANNOUNCE WHEN I WANT TO HAVE ONE.

I mentioned PJPs ass because that always gets joe mamas attention.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Got a bluetooth headset now. Not sure how to pair it with the computer though.

D-Link USB bluetooth PC Adapter

Aweshome!

Only thing is mine's a BT125. Will they work together?

Yes. mine paired just fine.

Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Got a bluetooth headset now. Not sure how to pair it with the computer though.

D-Link USB bluetooth PC Adapter

whoa! I was gonna post a target.com link but the one on amazon is like ten bucks less after rebate!

Target RAWKS!

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

Originally Posted By: rex

PJPs ass is at the end of this post.

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A VOICE CHAT THIS WEEKEND. WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYONE? I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SNEAKY IS BLIND AND THROWS A HISSY FIT WHEN I DON'T ANNOUNCE WHEN I WANT TO HAVE ONE.

I mentioned PJPs ass because that always gets joe mamas attention.

Originally Posted By: joe mama

Originally Posted By: rex

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

Originally Posted By: rex

PJPs ass is at the end of this post.

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A VOICE CHAT THIS WEEKEND. WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYONE? I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SNEAKY IS BLIND AND THROWS A HISSY FIT WHEN I DON'T ANNOUNCE WHEN I WANT TO HAVE ONE.

I mentioned PJPs ass because that always gets joe mamas attention.

Originally Posted By: joe mama

Dammit peter come back to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, Rex, now you just sound pathetic in your desperation.

STOP READING MY MIND!

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: rex

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

Originally Posted By: rex

PJPs ass is at the end of this post.

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A VOICE CHAT THIS WEEKEND. WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYONE? I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SNEAKY IS BLIND AND THROWS A HISSY FIT WHEN I DON'T ANNOUNCE WHEN I WANT TO HAVE ONE.

I mentioned PJPs ass because that always gets joe mamas attention.

Originally Posted By: joe mama

Dammit peter come back to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, Rex, now you just sound pathetic in your desperation.

Can you blame him? Its so nice and supple.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: rex

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

Originally Posted By: rex

PJPs ass is at the end of this post.

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A VOICE CHAT THIS WEEKEND. WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYONE? I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SNEAKY IS BLIND AND THROWS A HISSY FIT WHEN I DON'T ANNOUNCE WHEN I WANT TO HAVE ONE.

I mentioned PJPs ass because that always gets joe mamas attention.

Originally Posted By: joe mama

Dammit peter come back to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, Rex, now you just sound pathetic in your desperation.

Can you blame him? Its so nice and supple.

Rex + PJP's ass = Donkey Show

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: rex

Originally Posted By: The New Adventures of Old PJP

Originally Posted By: rex

PJPs ass is at the end of this post.

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A VOICE CHAT THIS WEEKEND. WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR EVERYONE? I'M TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SNEAKY IS BLIND AND THROWS A HISSY FIT WHEN I DON'T ANNOUNCE WHEN I WANT TO HAVE ONE.

I mentioned PJPs ass because that always gets joe mamas attention.

Originally Posted By: joe mama

Dammit peter come back to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, Rex, now you just sound pathetic in your desperation.

Can you blame him? Its so nice and supple.

Rex + PJP's ass = Donkey Show

Is that everyone's wedding present to Rob?

Not now. You just ruined it.

We could still give to to elisa and glacier though.

What are you two talking about? It's the main feature of his bachelor party...

(Shit, now I'VE ruined it!)

I thought we were giving him one of those 'escape kits' hospitals give to battered wives?

oh god.....I can't stop laughing.

I just got home and I'm tired as shit and I have to wake up at six to go back to work. Enjoy the chat!

I have better things to do.

I got stuck going to dinner with my psychotic grandmother and then got stuck babysitting.

I fucking need to get out of this town.

Originally Posted By: rex

I got stuck going to dinner with my psychotic grandmother and then got stuck babysitting.

It's 4am and I've been awake for an hour being sick. I don't know what to do. Do I call and ask to come in late from the overnight staff? Do I risk waking up the shift manager by calling their phone and asking them to get me some shift relief and go in at 8am anyway and just wait to be excused? Do I just pretend I have no choice and go to work and be tired and sick all day?

It is Sunday and we're notoriously busy on Sundays. Plus it is right before christmas, so people will come in with a lot of euthanasias and super-sick animals. Just the way it goes.

Tell them you're celebrating some made up holiday and that they should respect you for being different and tell them if they don't pay you for today you will sue them.

I wish I had more problems so I could get out of attending voice chat like you guys. $\:\($

OMGtodaySUCKED!

Awwww did pat cum on you?

on the stomach perhaps...

My dog was pissed off. She kept smelling these globs of dry fluids on my pants (from various dead animals) and looking at me. So I washed my pants.

Your the puppy gasser?

Well nibbler still hasn't come outta her shoes.

I bag up the dead things. I don't kill them -- that's for the doctor to do.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I bag up the dead things. I don't kill them -- that's for the doctor to do.

You're a better man than I am, Uschi.. I don't think I could do that kind of job...

So how was the chat?

Excellent!

Originally Posted By: Beardguy57

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I bag up the dead things. I don't kill them -- that's for the doctor to do.

You're a better man than I am, Uschi.. I don't think I could do that kind of job...

I was BORN more of a man than you, Jerry.

Well, she's probably right, you know.

$;\)$ Yer a good egg, Jerry...

thanks.. Merry Christmas, Pariah Carey!

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

So how was the chat?

I'm sure Phil, Brian and Jerry had a blast.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

So how was the chat?

I'm sure Phil, Brian and Jerry had a blast.

Gay joke # 483

you keep count?

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

you keep count?

No, K - Nut, I was being sarcastic!

And Merry Christmas!

Look out! Nigger-Clause!

He's gonna steal all your presents!

and sleep with all ur white women...

hehe

ill be ur nigger-clause sneaky

and ill even let u keep the tv...

Take the tv but i want my fucking strawberry soda.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Take the tv but i want my fucking strawberry soda.

ill get jeremy right on it...

whoa!!!! no grape soda.....?

your slippin k-nute

He's getting my OPPO Hd up converter too.

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Take the tv but i want my fucking strawberry soda.

ill get jeremy right on it...

I'm off this week...

jerk...

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!

You gonna take that?

What's this world coming to?!

What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?

Originally Posted By: big_pimp_tim

whoa!!!! no grape soda.....?

your slippin k-nute

its the holiday season. ill take alcohol over soda...

yeah yeah..your malt liquor and a faggoty pink drink.

you werent complaining when i was drinking it off of you...

i never learned to voice!

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

you werent complaining when i was drinking it off of you...

;s true.

it was a good holiday...

Happy Umoja!

And a joyous Kwanzaa to Knurkel. I'd wish a happy Boxing Day to Nowhereman, but he's a gay cunt so he can fuck off.

Okay, I got the D-Link and it's all hookideed-up-ideed.

Now does anyone remember what my Yahoo ID was? I had to switch computers and I lost all my original info.

Maxwell Turner

We tried to have one tonight but no one was on at the same time.

Pro was saying how we need Klint and Dan back.

Shame. I was online last night. If I'd known something was brewing - if we had someplace to let each other know that chat is on (like Rae Dawn Chong) - then I'd have gotten on IM. But the world blew up (again) yesterday so we didn't have that place...

Originally Posted By: rex

Maxwell Turner

Whos is Maxwell Turner... is that like a less manlier version than Kathleen Turner?

Here come the Ike Turner jokes...

Ike beat Tine to death.

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Shame. I was online last night. If I'd known something was brewing - if we had someplace to let each other know that chat is on (like Rae Dawn Chong) - then I'd have gotten on IM. But the world blew up (again) yesterday so we didn't have that place...

If there was only some kind of social networking website we all go to when the boards go down.....

Originally Posted By: rex

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Shame. I was online last night. If I'd known something was brewing - if we had someplace to let each other know that chat is on (like Rae Dawn Chong) - then I'd have gotten on IM. But the world blew up (again) yesterday so we didn't have that place...

If there was only some kind of social networking website we all go to when the boards go down.....

Or if he paid attention to the text messages i sent.

sigh...

him kwink and elisa....

hurm.

Anyway, whenever anyone's ready, I wanna test this thing out.

Practice on your am pillow,than you am ready for a real woman.

urg am practice on brontosaurus

rex's mom am=brontosaurus

Cockgay!

yeah?

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: rex

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Shame. I was online last night. If I'd known something was brewing - if we had someplace to let each other know that chat is on (like Rae Dawn Chong) - then I'd have gotten on IM. But the world blew up (again) yesterday so we didn't have that place...

If there was only some kind of social networking website we all go to when the boards go down.....

Or if he paid attention to the text messages i sent.

You sent me text messages? Aw, sweetie, I didn't get any!

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: rex

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Shame. I was online last night. If I'd known something was brewing - if we had someplace to let each other know that chat is on (like Rae Dawn Chong) - then I'd have gotten on IM. But the world blew up (again) yesterday so we didn't have that place...

If there was only some kind of social networking website we all go to when the boards go down.....

Or if he paid attention to the text messages i sent.

You sent me text messages? Aw, sweetie, I didn't get any!

They were rather amusing.

So when's the frickin' chat?

Tonight maybe? Depends on who's on.

Everyone should start sending pro IMs asking him if he's on.

i'm in

sure, and you'll bail out again after two minutes claiming to be over stimulated.

like elisa's clit.

i never bailed out of a voice chat.

though i can't speak for elisa.

Once everyone gets on yahoo we can start this.

Or we can wait until pariah logs off.

lets wait.

Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen

i never bailed out of a voice chat.

though i can't speak for elisa.

No, but you did drop out of an AIM chat back in the day for that reason

his clit was overstimulated?

A clit is a Terrible Thing To Waste.

But a wonderful thing to taste!

...as long as it's not rob's...

Can we start now?

I'm getting misty.

Originally Posted By: Pariah Carey

But a wonderful thing to taste!

dont ask snarf...

yeah....

The ship is sailing. Are we gonna bother with this or no?

Okay, I guess that's a no.

Originally Posted By: rex

we can wait until pariah logs off.

Hi Matt.

Matt?

Yambag!

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Matt?

Matt Kennedy. He's returned.

Bag of yam!

C'mon guys, I'm bored and I still wanna test out the damn headset. Should I host the conference or what?

Most people here have work in the morning.
they gotsta go to bed.

But I don't dammit!

Neither do I. But I still don't want to log in and chat.

It's not like you have to stay a long time you cheeseheads!

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen

i never bailed out of a voice chat.

though i can't speak for elisa.

No, but you did drop out of an AIM chat back in the day for that reason

i would never bail out of aim for elisa.

Actually, I think I know what her problem is. I've helped her before with this so I'll try again. Now Uschi since you lost yer phone I'm gonna show you what theplace looks like, you must find your own way there and ask the nice man at the counter for a headset. Okay, can we do that?

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Can someone at least sign on just for a few minutes so I can say, "Can you hear me now?" and then log off?

Please.

Login name is Pariah186.

Screen name is Maxwell Turner.

Go ahead and bug me. I won't get mad.

That's for Yahoo BTW. Not AIM, which I have lost.

You can all go to hell!

Bwahaha!

heh.

Okay. Who is it? WHo's ressemls?

This guy's called me and hasn't said a word.

I know that dude!

It sounds familiar to me as well, but I can't place the reference.

Thanks ressemls!

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Okay. Who is it? WHo's ressemls?

This guy's called me and hasn't said a word.

...I think that's Sharon...

Uschi I need a penis to turn myself into said dude.

You don't have a penis?

How sad. $\:\($

Originally Posted By: Jeremy

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Okay. Who is it? WHo's ressemls?

This guy's called me and hasn't said a word.

...I think that's Sharon...

Thanks Jean!

I thought it was Shannon?

...

yes

So....Uschi's Sharon?

yeah, I'm back. Anyone still want to do this?

I'm in as long as it's not a sausage fest!

Well then I'm out.

even if i sing?

I guess I can make an exception for Uschi's sausage.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Jeremy

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Okay. Who is it? WHo's ressemls?

This guy's called me and hasn't said a word.

...I think that's Sharon...

Thanks Jean!

Sausages. I'm my own festival!

http://tarotmagik.com/tentacles.jpg Wonderful.

Pariah just logged off.

How many times did you go to the washroom?

None?

back on again.

WHere's my invite?

Dammit Jean, you stay away from Sharon! You tried to shortchange her the last time!

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

him kwink and elisa....

You sent me a text?

I never got it, sug. Iffin I did, I wouldn't have ignored it.

Originally Posted By: harleykwin

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

him kwink and elisa....

You sent me a text?

I never got it, sug. Iffin I did, I wouldn't have ignored it.

Nah already figured out its the phone. Fucken Canada.

Anyone want to do one of these this weekend?

I'd sure like to. Uschi needs to sex me up.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

I'd sure like to. Uschi needs to sex me up.

as long as this happens im down for one...

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

young boys getting nekkid

as long as this happens im down for one...

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

I'd sure like to. Uschi needs to sex me up.

And I want to be there for it.

I'll be there depending on what time the Patriots game ends. And if I buy a new headset. I will expect to hear Uschi/Bunny sex-ups either way.

So I'll basically be getting two text messages and a 2am phone call asking if its still going on.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

So I'll basically be getting two text messages and a 2am phone call asking if its still going on.

And multiple requests for audio clips of the sex-ups. But there's always a chance I'll show.

moar funny pictures

http://mobilitytoday.com/news/007041/bluetooth_headset_funny

Sadly, that has happened to me, a couple of times. Both sides!

Gotsta work. Sorry.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Goatse work. Sorry.

Si!

Originally Posted By: Ultimate Jaburg53

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Goatse work. Sorry.

Heh. Puts Mickey in a whole new light.

I GOT AN EYEBALL for working tonight! Dr.Bill took it off a dog that pooped it out of it's face and said anyone could have it that wanted. So I have a pug eyeball!

Awesome!

Can I shoot it out of my cunt at RKMBsCon?

Like your muscle control is THAT good...

I was hoping to shove it into your face and maybe let you see again.

OH PLEASE! I'd love that!

I know. Don't mind the sting, it's the chemical preservatives.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I was hoping to shove it into your face and maybe let you see again.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I know. Don't mind the sting, it's the chemical preservatives.

Can I cover it with chicken stock after?

Originally Posted By: TK-069

Like your muscle control is THAT good...

heh. not after her last trip to oakland...

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

Originally Posted By: TK-069

Like your muscle control is THAT good...

heh. not after her last trip to oakland...

You mean Camden.

no. I mean san leandro

Mountain View!

oh shit.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Mountain View!

nevar!!!!!

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I GOT AN EYEBALL for working tonight! Dr.Bill took it off a dog that pooped it out of it's face and said anyone could have it that wanted. So I have a pug eyeball!

What do you do?

She's a fluffer.

For bull studs.

I thought she fixed prolapsed colons?

No, that's hobbies. I consume the living dead for pay.

Originally Posted By: Stareena

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I GOT AN EYEBALL for working tonight! Dr.Bill took it off a dog that pooped it out of it's face and said anyone could have it that wanted. So I have a pug eyeball!

What do you do?

PAY ATTENTION! I work for an emergency vet hospital. WHERE YOU BEEN?!

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Originally Posted By: Stareena

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I GOT AN EYEBALL for working tonight! Dr.Bill took it off a dog that pooped it out of it's face and said anyone could have it that wanted. So I have a pug eyeball!

What do you do?

PAY ATTENTION! I work for an emergency vet hospital. WHERE YOU BEEN?!

Shhhhessh be nice, go get us some sodas.

Shasta, bitch!

I'll give you dog piss in a cup. Get your own fucking soda!

And grab me a beer while you're at it.

You can grab THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS, ho!

No. Bitch get your ass down to Cheer liquor mart on N. Circle Dr. and get me a beer and my fucking soda!

In fact, get me a BILK.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

No. Bitch get your ass down to Cheer liquor mart on N. Circle Dr. and get me a beer and my fucking soda!

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h...%3Doff%26sa%3DN

I've decided that I don't want people to hear my voice--Which works out great, because I don't think anyone wants to hear it anyway.

Your chat can go fuck itself with pride.

harleykwin Moderator cookie monster
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Glacier16 User 3000+ posts Sun Jan 13 2008 10:45 PM Reading a post
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Thread: Voice chat.............

Yikes!

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

No. Bitch get your ass down to Cheer liquor mart on N. Circle Dr. and get me a beer and my fucking soda!

Aw hell no! We BOTH know who has bigger balls here. Get the fuck outta mah grillz!

Too bad they turned out to be FAKE!!

They felt pretty realistic though. I couldn't even tell the difference.

Pariah Moderator It's the Register
15000+ posts Sun Jan 13 2008 10:57 PM Making a new reply
Forum: Random Chat - sponsored by PJP
Thread: Re: Voice chat.............

They ain't FAKE, they just detach.

....And the penis?

Oh, I meant the penis. No, I only have a left nut, but it is gianormous. It spilled over into the other half of my labia-sack and looks like two large testicles, but in reality it is only one.

Damn.

I was hoping you were really a dickgirl. $\:\($

No, but you can wank to this anyhow.

Wank to it? I lived it!

Voice chat tonight?

maybe, I'll be around, uschi or someone can send me a text if it happens.

I SUPPOSE.

Do you need a working bluetooth manager to make a Jabra work? My software's license expired.

I've had a cold for a week or so and don't have my voice on me tonight.

AO misses you.

http://dcboards.warnerbros.com/web/thread.jspa?threadID=2000145223&tstart=0

so link him here

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I've had a cold for a week or so and don't have my voice on me tonight.

Not even if I read your blog?
You promised to sex me up remember?

Nah.

I KNOW! Maybe next week. Really, I've got such a frog in my throat, I sound like Dan.

...or I guess that'd be Klint with Dan in his throat.

Fine, but I'm only showing then if kwink doesn.

You always sound like a frog uschi. Get on yahoo.

non.

Fucking Yahoo!

Klinton is on. He always makes voice chats fun.

Yeah uschi, you haven't had a good one yet.

Spam pro's yahoo. Its what he does when he wants a voice chat.

Huh?

How do I call the room?

You're starting to sound like PCgay.

Yeah well, Yahoo is gay.

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Yeah well, I am gay.

Maybe the new tards should be invited?

Hurm........

did you ever get that microphone pariah?

Yes.

Sneaky's heard my voice. Hopefully, she won't steal my soul.

Tomorrow night?

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Yes.

Sneaky's heard my voice. Hopefully, she won't steal my soul.

may gob be with you

Gobs sitting this one out.

PARlAH content User 25+ posts Fri May 23 2008 10:52 PM Reading a post
Forum: Random Chat - sponsored by PJP
Thread: Voice chat.............

Originally Posted By: rex

Tomorrow night?

Yes.

Maybe. I'll keep a lookout for yez.

Sure. Finals are over. I'm good.

I'm using the beta version of yahoo messenger 9.0. So far its working better than the old version. It should work fine with anyone still using older versions.

im down for one too. if only we could get Pig iron back...

He's on yahoo all the time now. He's idle but he'll probably be back later.

is he drunk?

Don't ask questions you already know the answers to.

fair enough

well im off to the gym. if you guys are running one when i get back ill hit you up

I WILL NOT COME because I hate you all!

Loser

noooooooooooooooooo! I'm full of pretend emotion!

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I WILL NOT COME because I hate you all!

Fuck you! FUCK Y0U! Y0U PR0MIZED T0 SEX ME UP LAST TIME AND Y0U DIDN'T!

so have you guys kicked this off yet or not?

n0! uSCHI'S T00 BUSY STICKING PORCUPINES UP HER BUM ONA SIT AND SPIN.

I'm ready when everyone else is ready.

Go suck a cock. I know you want to.

Then come here big boy. You know I want you.

everyone else is still showing idle or busy.

I'm up, but no one's inviting me.

I'm not there! boo!

Originally Posted By: Uschi

I'm not there! boo!

i'M G0NNA G0 CRY

me too. don't cry your new super robotic eyeball implants out!

it will get all rusty

and not in a good way like a rusty trombone.

Bitch $\:\($

We started it. Everyone get on yahoo.

hey, you're not the stoopeed kunt that's stuck here with the Raiders of the Lost Genitals

Originally Posted By: Uschi

hey, you're not the stoopeed kunt that's stuck here with the Raiders of the Lost Genitals

$\:\($

I'm the stoopeed kunt.

Be stoopeed in chat, Kunt!

i kunt! i dunt haf jahoo and my sister'll be pissed if I put it on her computer.

Oh! Reax fuck her then.

You gonna log back on sneaky? Or are you waiting for joe mama like usual?

oh please no, not my sister. take my firstborn, just not Julie.

Originally Posted By: rex

You gonna log back on sneaky? Or are you waiting for joe mama like usual?

Once i get headset working.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

oh please no, not my sister. take my firstborn, just not Julie.

Fine children it is.

How the FUCK do I get my headset working!? Somebody give me or torrent or Direct Download for bluetooth software!

How about you stop trying to hook up with minors, do the respectable thing, and seek psychiatric help?

Boy that was fun!

yeah.

Pro said he wants one tomorrow earlier.

Oh boy! i hope i get more offline messages than the last time he wanted one!

Fuck this crap! I'm tired of always trying to get this fucking headset to work every time there's a chat. I'm just not gonna bother anymore.

It worked last time tard.

Yeah but now my bluetooth manager expired and I can't figure out where to get a new one. I've already installed like five and they haven't worked.

http://www.target.com/gp/search/601-8802...A1042126&page=1

http://www.versiontracker.com/dyn/moreinfo/win/37200

http://www.demonoid.com/files/?category=...omm&uid=0&sort=

Rex. Take notes.

Why am I taking notes?

Because. That's why.

Pariah, I got Kwink on voice chat. Kwink. I can do anything. But I won't help you.

Ain't I a pip?

Looks like were gonna try this again.

Got it working.

Fucking finally.

gimme a second

gotta find a lighter. fuck.

oooh! indian nipple burning!

If you're not gonna get on yahoo then don't post in the thread. Tease.

Fucking can't

Originally Posted By: Uschi

oooh! indian nipple burning!

Y'know i would do something like that just for you if you came in. but noooo, you gotta be all dick up glaciers ass like Elisa.

Speaking of which. I'm having a problem with my left nipple.

My cat jumped on my chest and sliced it open a couple months ago. Since then, while waiting for it to heal, I've been scratching at it and rubbing it and stuff. The welt's gone at this point, but the swelling hasn't gone down and every time my shirt rubs against it I get slithery feelings that go down south. I think I woke up the nerves.

What do I do. If I keep it from being bothered will the nerves go back to sleep eventually?

Put a band aid on it. Unless you like it like that.

so...did i miss it?

You came in then left.

it told me i wasnt authorized to join

Thats what you get for being black.

$\:\($

Is there another tonight? If so will devon's boyfriend be joining him again saying they surrender?

He said he wants one around 4 because he has to get to the early bird dinner at Denny's and be in bed by 5:30.

Because he's old.

I didn't think daddy's was open that early.

Is there something wrong with Demonoid or what? It's says there's seeders, but the damn thing's still got a red light. And their forum is down so I can't ask for help.

I don't wanna use the other computer again.

Originally Posted By: rex

http://www.target.com/gp/search/601-8802026-3560929?ie=UTF8&sort=price&index=target&field-browse=1038598&rank=price&viewID=drill-down&rh=k%3Amicrophone%2Cn%3A1042126&page=1

The torrent's done. I got it working.

I guess I have to eat out Sneaky now.

Is it me, or did it just get gay in here?

We got another one going now. Get on yahoo and IM me if you want to join.

nobody ever invites me to voice chat.

Give me your yahoo id and I'll invite you.

i can't be bothered.

Fine. Be a loser. You're missing out on all the hot gossip.

Get on yahoo pro. Stop being an old man. Live a little.

Oh, my ruined anus!

wait your the ass milk, not the body...keep in character...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

?

Everyone thats still up needs to get on yahoo.

Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts

wait your the ass milk, not the body...keep in character...

Sorry. I'll try harder.

no your the body, not the ass milk!

We're gonna make this a weekly thing again.

like pooping!

We're gonna have voice chats three times a day?

pooping is best if you save it up. then you get that euphoric, ass-ripping release.

uschi's favorite...

Originally Posted By: Uschi

pooping is best if you save it up. then you get that euphoric, ass-ripping release.

Yeah, but the rest of America doesn't have your ass fetish.

Besides, everyone knows that the best time to take a dump is after a long walk. That way its one long foot long or more poop.

reax likes long pipes in his ass.

I hate you.

So we doing this or not Uschi?

I'm not, I'm stealing time on my sister's computer. I have a new book I wanna read tonight, besides.

Get your computer fixed!

Bitch!

My Dad's busy breaking down an old one to crutch up mine so I can use it again (albeit REALLLY slowly) until I can save up some money to buy some new parts. Processer and Motherboard and another fan.

if you happen to need any help looking for cheap components let me know.

you're as willing as a $2 whore! thanks!

So even if pariah burns his wiener again you still won't join?

$\:damn\:$

my sister's buggin' me to get off

with a watermelon

Pics?

aw, you've seen that one a million times

I saved it!

I help uschi find threads.
she still reufses to join a chat
Even if Pariah will burn his wiener

Uschi thinks she's better than us. She might as well be an insurgent.

$\:\($ I swear, once Dad fixes my computer. I don't know how to build them or I'd do it on my own!

my daddy doesn't give me any money

c'mear, I'll let you earn some pocket cash...

i;m ashamed to admit, i don't have a virgin oriface left. thanks daddy $\:-\[$

that's okay! I'll just stab your stomach and fuck the hole!

i love that that motie is called rimshot

do your worst, darling!

"motie"? Heh, which one are you? Sikk himself?

motie? OH, emoticon graemlin.

That's how they're called in Canadia.

in canadia, i'm called $3 an hour

daddy is on benefits and has to get money any way he can(adia).

So, is one of these new gay guys the meaner ,newer version of Beardguy?

i'm too young to choose my sexuality. it's been forced on me by my daddy

Shit, Piggie, why did you have to come back now? We're supposed to be leaving these forums in terror!

am i the piggie? i was often in the middle.

Fuck, I missed rehearsals....... again.

I really must start balancing Kampy time and beer time.

There's a difference?

Would you prefer a belly full of booze or a belly full of Kampy?

Voice chat tonight. Pariah promised not to burn his wiener this time.

where's the fun in that?

You can burn your wiener this time.

woo! problem is, my dad tried replacing computer parts from an older, mostly worthless computer, and he's afraid that ALL my components are shot.

Gimme a address and i'll ship a commodore 64.

I think you need to build or buy a brand new computer.

I HAVE a working C64.

BUT MY FILES!!! ALL MY CLOWN PRON!

I never made any pr0n!

I'll cry if I have to look all my clown pron back up. Cry and wank.

Plus then all my old comics will be gone. I'll have to re-scan in all the shit I didn't throw out the originals of. My MS Paint comics will be gone!

DAMN ME FOR NOT BOTHERING TO BACK UP!!!

HA HA!

I know, right? It's not like I don't know how, it's not like I don't know why it's a good idea... it's not like I like to spew the story about the Library of Alexandrea and how the burning set back math and science by about 1000 years... it's not like ...god I'm a fool.

Nah. Archimedes was a fool. You're just a tard.

Crispy wiener has a point.

It was more singed than crispy.

Toasted. Lightly toasted.

Yeah, what he said.

Tonight. I hear someone finally got her computer working again.

Yeah, that or we could just talk about her again.

I think the 30 day limit was used up on my other computer.

And I doubt they fixed that conference thing yet. Fuck Yahoo.

Voice chat going on now. Get on Yahoo.

Guess who's microphone doesn't work again?

Harley?

No, she never shows up. I'm talking about the little emo kid who can't get his free PS3 headset working.

this chat is great. too bad pariahs not here. oh wait...

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!!

wanky discovered pjp guesses password...?

Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns

wanky discovered pjp guesses password...?

Wha?

And why do you guys wait until 1:00am to have a voice chat? By that time I've smoked myself into a stupor and am passing out...

You can always get on yahoo and start one whenever you want.

He has a point.

Seriously. I usually wait until later to start one but now that uschi has a computer and pariah has a working microphone we have enough people to have one whenever. If you want one, get on yahoo and start one. Or IM me asking to start one. I really can't believe you guys are this dependent on me for this kind of thing.

Y'know, you lost my suppport with that one.

fight!

I am rather lost on why smoking your wife's enormous cock makes you pass out.

And why Uschi drinks the piss of a laughing lad.

because she got dumped by a gay dude.

That was one of her imaginary friends that all share the same name.

Phil?

Or Dawn?

Phil is her male friends and Dawn is her female friends.

And Tray?

pretend tranny friends!

Anyone want another one tonight?

Voice chat, not pretend tranny friends.

can't do the beer, ate up the six pack last night and am tight in the wallet. Plus I had a fuck of a hangover. Only just got rid of it.

After six beers? I thought I was the light weight.

Maybe I'll be available if I can get this fucking software to work.

So thats a definite no from pariah.

http://www.demonoid.com/files/?category=...omm&uid=0&sort=

I'm in - and i'll have cookies! and i'll go outside so paraih only whines about his dirt infested little smokey and not my low talking because people are sleeping 10ft away.

*sigh*

Cookies, eh? Kwink might come!

and yeah, a hangover after six beer. it fucks with my meds, how many times I gotta say that?

I'm sure I'll believe it eventually.

I'll be on yahoo all night. PM me whenever you're ready to start. That means you to pro.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Cookies, eh? Kwink might come!

and yeah, a hangover after six beer. it fucks with my meds, how many times I gotta say that?

Even if they're home grown
?

Yeah, well, it's not like I was drunk of a six, just got a headache.

You should really call joe and get him on.

The voice chat has started. Get on yahoo or accept the invitations.

Tonight?

im outta town for a wedding so you'll have to find someone else to call random numbers at two in the morning looking for JM

im down. think we can convince Kwink?

I'll ass fuck her.

i'll masturbate ta that!

I'd masturbate to that too!

Or, we could just set her up with this
http://www.irobot.com/sp.cfm?pageid=338

what?! that is the stuopidest thiiiiiiing evar

Yeah, but she'd probably be able to work it.

I'll be on for the rest of the night. Get on yahoo whenever you want to have one.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Yeah, but she'd probably be able to work it.

...doubtful.

Seriously? Can she wipe her ass?

not with a computer chip around

So is it some sort of an allergy?

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

I'll ass fuck her.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

i'll masturbate ta that!

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

I'd masturbate to that too!

Texted Bunny to see if it was still going on. No response = no chat... $\:\($

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Texted Bunny to see if it was still going on. No response = no chat... $\:\($

No response = i don't recieve incoming text. ask uschi.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Texted Bunny to see if it was still going on. No response = no chat... $\:\($

No response = i don't recieve incoming text. ask uschi.

$\:\($ $\:\($

$\:damn\:$

Uschi must be off collecting local clown porn.

nah, I slept about 5 hours the two previous days and then had a fuckin' garage sale. I was gonna join but my head was killing me and I needed to sleep.

apologize to the nice gentleman.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww...

I meant me, dimwit.

Go back to jamaica Plains!

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Go back to jamaica Plains!

Come to Field's Corner with me!!!

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we had one?

Most of the time. If there's enough people on yahoo I'll start one.

Whatever happened to sneakys?!? I haven't seen her online in a while either!

Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa

Whatever happened to sneakys?!? I haven't seen her online in a while either!

You'd know if you didn't delete me.

Oh wait.

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Let's have one this weekend, tomorrow?

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Originally Posted By: the "Who's Online" obsessor

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Sorry rexers!!!!! I'm out! Jeff's family is in town for the weekend!

And I just don't want to.

Nope got plans.

Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa

Sorry rexers!!!!! I'm out! Jeff's family is in town for the weekend!

Originally Posted By: PrincessElisa

Sorry rexers!!!!! I'm out! Jeff's family is in town for the weekend!

It's his aunt Flo isn't it? I hate that bitch.

Jeremy went to a bar. He has’nt had any weed in awhile. He saw this chick leaning on the cigarette machine in a dark corner and decided to talk to her.He says ’Hey baby i know this is a little forward but i dont get out much so im willing to take a chance. Why dont me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and maybe uh, get it on.’ She looked up at Jeremy and said - ’I cant right now, im on my menstrual cycle.’ Jeremy scratched his head and thought for a second -’ it’s ok I’ll follow you, I’m on my honda. ’

Jeremy! A menstrual cycle is not a vehicle!

Oh, Jeremy...

Mxycans!

Uschi, don't be such a racer.

go Speed Rassist! Go Speed Rassist, Go! unh-unh-unh!

Are we having one tonight? I'm around - my friends are visiting family or at a wedding, and my gal and I are just hanging in tonight (saving money for our Disney trip later this week)...

If you guys want one start one when you can. I probably won't be able to talk but I can join the chat.

How's midnight sound?

That's good.

That would be Midnight, EST. 9pm on the west coast.

Sounds good.

Are you sure you won't be busy, rex?

If I am just call your moms house. I'll be there.

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

I'm too old to stay up that late.

Ha! The joke is on you, rex!

I don't have any clue where she has gone to!

I might have your mom right here. I'm not sure because all I can see is the top of her head,

I have some people over but i'll try to join. sorry no chicken wings.

I'll start it.

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

I have some people over but i'll try to join. sorry no chicken wings.

Send Jabba home, dammit!

Hey sneaky! Joe Mama is in the chat already. You can join now!

Eh maybe

You cold bitch! Fuck Jabba and the rest of your gay-ass friends!!!

$\:\($ $\:\($ $\:\($

Sorry no jabba. She's off whining about her life and being all suicidal. sorry to disappoint.

You're so cold. You break my heart, Bunny.

she gave love a bad name

Rob's now on my list, does this mean he's joining?

maybe you're on my list, you ever think about that you bitch!?

FINE. I'll join. But my headsets not charged.

they look pretty charged to me.

...if y'know what im sayin...

Jar of tits!

More than a jarful is wasted.

I'm going to join!

No I'm not.

Uschi's done spooning kwink.

she fell asleep in the wet spot

So we having another one? If so invite me.

No Uschi has bad juju that I don't want to be around.

Leave my Mum's cat outta this!

And my bad luck today ain't catching,. promise.

btw my mom's cat is named JuJu

where her parents mike and ike?

nope, Lucy (you've seen her carcass) and some random homeless Tom. Her sister was Skittles, though...

I think Mum named her after my Uncle Junior, aka JuJu.

I thought about adopting a cat today. Then I remembered I almosted died because of one.

oooh! tell THAT story!

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Originally Posted By: Uschi

oooh! tell THAT story!

Its rather boring. I was maybe five or six. We had a set of couches stacked in the basement. I was playing in the tunnel they made and was coking through lunch afterward. Mom took me to the doctor for allergies. She thought I was running around outside. I spent three weeks in Peds ICU. Only things I really remember is the ambulance ride from teh doctor to the hospital and getting to finger paint with some kids that had cancer.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

Originally Posted By: Pariah

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

Its rather boring. I was maybe five or six. We had a set of couches

When I first read that sentence, I thought you said "douches." And then I thought to myself, "This story isn't boring at all."

NONONONONO! THAT'S A WHOLE TOEHR STORY!

Yesterday I saw someone's trash can fell over. inside was three boxes of douche. i am quite confused as i believe it belongs to the old guy on the corner.

Hey, Old Men have vaginas too!

Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny

NONONONONO! THAT'S A WHOLE TOEHR STORY!

Yesterday I saw someone's trash can fell over. inside was three boxes of douche. i am quite confused as i believe it belongs to the old guy on the corner.

But you put them to use right?

Originally Posted By: Jeremy

I'm going to join!

No I'm not.

I'm sure a lot of nobody was heartbroken.

(Quick tip for you voice chat newbies: When engaging in a voice chat, it helps to have a working microphone!!!)

Yeah?

Yes.

(Wait for it...wait for it...)

Owne-

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Wait for it...wait for it...

--....oh...uh....okay....

{waits}

heh

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

I'm sure a lot of nobody was heartbroken.

I felt the same, but I'll grace you with my presence another time.

Hopefully for a live suicide.