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Congratulations, Rob.

For real.

Congrats......


She's way too hot for you still.

damn shes fine. well done rob

Congratulations, Rob!

It's about time!

Congratulations Robbie.

Congrats Robert.

Allow me to say, from someone recently married within the past year and a half...

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!





Congrats man.

I'm not willing to click on Rob's blog to make sure this is real, so congrats Bobo.

Good advice,Profageus,no one should marry a woman!

Congratulations mate!

cheers.

so are we all invited to the wedding?

I think Rob should get married here on the RKMBs, using the chat feature. That would show true devotion to the site.

if so i chose harley to be my date...

Congratulations Gobbo. When's your shower party?

I'd pick Uschi but i don't think its proper to bring the entertainment.

Congrats Rob! If you need any numbers for wedding stuff in the area let me know. Oh and I wouldn't be a guy if I didn't say this too.....sucker.

I'll see ya at the bachelor party!

Cheap heat, rob, cheap heat.






























Congrats!

Congrats!

Some hearts were definitely broken with this announcement today.

Namely, Jim Jackson and klinton.

Congrats,rob. Will we see honeymoon pics in the women's forum?

Don't worry, rex.

Maybe difficult kind will do a better job keeping up with laundry (Rob's socks)than Rob did, if that's how they want to divide the household chores...

First Jeff now Rob? Wow, that's two bachelor parties to crash.

Congrats boss.

Congrats Rob : )

Don't forget to post pictures of the ring!

Lexis is a great girl..........count YOUR blessings

Please.

Rob collects Batman comics and has his own internet forum.

He can have any woman he wants.

Awww what a cute couple, congrats Rob.

So New York has legalized gay marriage, huh?

much appreciated, everyone.

the deed t'was done on saturday night, during thanksmas, as part of a thanksmas miracle specatacular. frankly, i was just running out of ideas for christmas presents. it still feels all weird, but its nice.

no plans whatsoever for... y'know... like other stuff. weddings, planning for weddings, etc. i sorta freak out a little even typing that.

baby steps!

...actually, i don't like that phrase...

Ush am askin cause she am might wanna move to New York.

Rob will now spend the next year trying to avoid the wedding and whining to his friends about some pact he made.

Congrats Bobo!!

Congratulations Rob an' Lexi. Will the wedding be Batman-themed or Yankee-themed?

And don't forget: LEXI is the one who wears the wedding dress!

Quiet, you might give MTV ideas for another crappy reality series.

Gobbers is engaged?! Holy shit.

Mazel Tov, Gob!

Very good.


CONGRATULATIONS ROB!!!!!




May you two have a happy and blessed marriage.

Well... sorry to have to pee in your cornflakes but I just read this:

wow... he sounds like he was quite a character!

"If I had had a wife, I would have been in a coffin long ago,"

heh

Rob's just hoping Lex will perform the Atomic Leg Drop on him during the honeymoon. Congrats, Rob.

damn you and your political links!

(though its even funnier, cuz lex is part ukrainian)

oh, and also thank you to everyone that i had not yet thanked

Thanksmas

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/techinnovations/2006-07-17-wedding-webcasts_x.htm

Well, you'd think with over a century of just beating off, he'd also hold the record for biggest forearm.

and here is an actual file photo of the 116 year old guy.. note the HUGE foreams:

Rob is provisionally heterosexual.

Be sure not to thank me.

whoa...

Rob's Gonna marry a NI

Black women am hot lovers! You am just better not finish before they am ready!


You am got a good looking woman there,little robbie person. You know you am gonna have to kill a lot fukers who am gonna want her. Price a man pays for am having a fine ass wife!

eeeeasy pal.



this is sparta!

This is the best "Rob's engaged! Congratulations, buddy!" thread ever!

Mmmmm..... cake!!!

Mmmmm....sword!

Fuck off Rob!

klinton User Tabernak!
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Thread: Rob's engaged! Congratulations, buddy!

rex is going to wet himself when he reads that...

Damnit! Spotted! Congrats, Robo. Yet another guy can't figure out what to get his woman for Christmas, and opts for the tour-de-force. You realize, she's gonna hold you to this, eh?

alright, but you're both after alexis.

somebuddah headline this thread!!!





alright, but you're both after alexis.





i thought it was an original plan

You am gonna havta marry that girl. You am screwed good now.

Are you kidding? Lexi's TOTALLY getting the short end of the stick! Rob's a very lucky li'l man who is marrying well above his caste.

(Which is just another way to say congrats to the both of you...)

Thank yew, thank yew...you're a loverly audience. I'll be here at the Kamphausen Lounge all week. Try the veal and be sure to tip your waitress...

get out of my lounge!

Throw him over the balcony!

my neighbors will feast for new years!

See you've already done your charity work.

and alexis hers, by accepting!

we're a blessed couple

yes of course, but she didn't come with free shipping.

she comes after expensive shipments arrive!

did she come with accessories?

we're not married yet!

Hopefully not the uschi kind.

all bad...

Aint am nothing wromg with buying a woman's love. Long as you am keep the receipt and warranty.

Urg!

Charity work would be NOT fucking Rex' mom.

Listen Dave the poor woman has to wipe his ass every five minutes. She hasn't been able to sit down and finish her next book in years because of Rex. A nice guy willing to suck up her qettoes is well deserved.

That poor woman takes on more dick than your most prolific porn starlet. She doesn't sit down, not because of Rex, but because that pussy is wide enough to engulf that largest piece of furniture (And who's going to pull out that Lazyboy for the umpteenth time? Rex? Does he do ANY work?). Anyone willing to give her orifices even a moment's rest is doing God's work.

JM ftw!


(just like Michael Jackson )

Thank you, mein freund.

(Bootsy, gah-dammit!!!)

we'll let rex's mom decide...

So we're starting the train on his sister then?

line forms to the left...

poor snarf..... i doubt rex's sister does charity either

Leave me alone! (And yes, I realize this opens me up for a "That's what SHE said!" comment...)

That's what SHE said!

That's--damn.

agreed

In honor of your engagement, no death threats for a year. That way, you won't see it coming.

But real, genuine congratulations Rob.

ROB! Back away slowly, don't make eye contact, and it won't take out your throat.

Well done. I bet you pooped your pants in nervousness. Fuck knows I did.

Tip for the honeymoon. You don't bring fruit salad to a sausage sizzle.

rob am always pooping hims pants.

If Rob gets cold feet about getting married, he could always run away and take a new identity

Maybe become a guy named Dick Hunter...

RACIST.

thats not alexis.

meh, not really. i was a little lit, too, which i guess helped.

the only thing i was sorta nervous about was getting the proper ring size, cuz i know shit about jewelry, and alexis doesn't wear rings, so i couldn't steal an existing one and compare.

i've heard bad things about getting the girl a ring size too small, and having her freak out at the guy.




dave, come on. i'm engaged now. you missed your chance.

God bless your gay li'l heart, Rob.

i bet all hearts look the same to you, don't they joe.

Only the Affurkin Ammurrrrikin ones...

Jealousy is a petty emotion, Paris. I'll pray for you.

I'll wrestle your fiancee and the winner gets you! Ground rules: Graeco-Roman, nude, and in a mud bath.

On the ring, you should have phoned wise old Uncle Dave for advice. I bought my wife a diamond, and so she could chose her own setting.

thats ridiculous, i don't even have an uncle dave!!

the only thing i had to work with for the ring were the clues that she let fly over the 43 years we dated. so i just jotted down what i was too drunk to remember and then brought the sketchbook to the jewelry store. i think i hit all the targets, but who the fuck knows. now i am poor and she seemed happy, so i spose its a good trade off.

yer diamond-only idea is a good one, though.

there's always next time!

I can't believe you missed the obvious line: "but I wouldn't look very good Graeco-Roman, nude and in a mud bath."

It seems all of my wife's friends are upgrading their diamonds (ie replacing the stone with something much larger and more expensive) something I am desperately trying to discourage. So don't think that's the end of the subject, matey.

And if you're poor how are you going to afford:

a. the wedding cake
b. the wedding dress
c. the food at the wedding
d. the booze at the wedding
e. the church/religious temple/cheap pool hall at which you will say vows
f. the wedding ring
g. the invitations
h. the photographer
i. the flowers
j. the bridesmaids' dresses
k. your tux
l. besties' tuxes
m. gifts for besties
n. bail to get out of jail on your stag night
o. honeymoon?

but you know damn well i would.



oh, thank god. sounds like a fucking blast!



mrs crocker.



i'll wear my own.



...mrs crocker?


green rock, hoboken, nj, friday nights 5-8. $1 draughts!



...the forrest? i'll be wicca.



can i just re-put on her engagement ring?


http://www.evite.com/


cell phone cams


they're free outside in the summer!


they can borrow my old ones?


i'll wear the one i never returned for my sister's wedding


we can take turns


green rock, hoboken, nj, friday nights 5-8. $1 draughts!


hurm. ... now you gotta point.


green rock, hoboken, nj, friday nights 5-8. $1 draughts!

sold!

Avast.

So I can expect an e-card invitation to a Wiccan wedding in Hoboken at some stage in the next 12-18 years, and should bring my own camera?

Yep. I, uh, might not be able to make it.

How much do you think we can get for it?

well... lets get rid of that 18 year cap.

but otherwise, its about right.

Uh yeah, So we're dropping Uschi off your balcony for the entertainment?

And then unpin all of her threads...?

Gob's wedding cake will be this:



or this:




Possible wedding cake toppers:

we have a winner!

Someone remind me not to open these threads at work.

URG User URG am real man!
6000+ posts Thu Jan 03 2008 10:04 PM Reading a post
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Thread: Rob's engaged! Congratulations, buddy!

yeah same...

Little fuker am spying on URG. Someday urg am kick him in the nuts!

greatest former show on television

gayest former show on telivision.

How can rob marry a woman! He's gay!

That's an awesome take!

You out kicked your coverage man. She's very pretty. Nice big brown eyes.

Does she know what you do for a living? Is she cool with Batman?

My best to both of you!

yes... big eyes ... (you really are gay!)

i dunno what "outkicked your coverage" means, though.

she is aware of every level of my nerdiness. batman, intrawebs, computery, nintendorkitude, etc. she tollerates it, which is really all i could ask for or expect. she is obsessed with 80s rock. we all make our sacrefices.

anywho, welcome back jj.

80's rock? Are we talking Def Leppard hair bands, or, Devo, Wham!, etc.?

bon jovi, mostly. there is no better, apparently. though def leppard and poison are also favorites.

Dear god, Bon Jovi? Really? Is she being ironic? Or, is this some strange fetish that she should outgrow? BTW, how old is she? Was she actually kicking-it during that era, or, is this some kind of retro thing on her part? Kind of like me getting into The Beatles, or something?

She's better looking than you.



Thanks, kiddo.

well, there weren't many options in the other direction.





she's my age. she was like 7 during peak bon jovi hair era. its not retro, but its not exactly like she was out at hair metal clubs (is that a real thing?)

and she's not all metal spike braceletey or anything, either. thats just her preferred driving music of choice.

Oh okay. Yeah, that makes a bit more sense. I think those of us that lived through the peak Jovi days were horrified enough the first time around. Still, whatever floats her boat...

According to my mom, the peak Jovi days are still happenin'...

Yeah, horrified is a good word for it, but hey, if it floats her boat.

Speaking of younger people getting into music, my oldest daughter, now a college frosh, is really into PINK FLOYD.

Pink Floyd is a superb band!

Dark Side Of The Moon, Umagumma, Meddle, Wish You Were Here, The Wall,
Relics..those are all fantastic albums.

College and Floyd naturally go together. In fact, I'd suspect that she's really into smoking pot now, too... (btw, that's not a slight towards your daughter, just a leap of logic given experience)

She has "Wish You Were Here" as the ring for her roommmate on her cell phone. It's hilarious.

I still can't really get her into Yes, though.

Oh, I now have a Yes tattoo.

Owner of a lonely tattoo

heh

Yes is another great band that I like.


I feel their very best works were Time And A Word, The Yes Album, Fragile, and Close To The Edge.

*SHOCK!*

Say it ain't so, Pro! Bon Jovi is teh awesome! Loved him in high school...

Bon Jovi and Elvis?

Uhhh, yeah...Bon Jovi was good. In High School. A.K.A. The 80's. A.K.A. The Era of Glam A.K.A. Back before any of us knew what "good" meant A.K.A. you get my point...

Its not excusable.

Neither is the fact that you're still wearing clothes...

well played...

its a good thing ur fine and like comics...

thanks!

Or what? Dude, she snaps her fingers and you KNOW you're throwing on the mullet wig and singing "Wanted Dead Or Alive."

Start practicing "Blaze Of Gloey," Knurkel.

if i hadnt played rockband over the weekend i wouldnt even know what u were talking about...




only if your my backup singer...

Sure, Knurkel. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure...



Sure, I'll be Richie Sambora. That guy's got the easiest job in Rock and scores Heather Locklear in the process!

youre mean




i really cant argue with that...


(michael jackson FTW!!!)

BOOTSY, DAMMIT! BOOTSY!!!

Wow this just got gayer then ever.

This is almost beardguy gay.

So what you're saying is "More please!" Just like your mom said last night.

You made a woman meow?

that's classic When Harry Met Sally!

as if rex's mom could ever get her fill. that womans got "dont stop till you get enough" on repeat...

What??

Ad!

To Gay or not to Gay....that is the question?
by
Old PJP

I never thought I'd see the day
where a man and woman got engaged
even though clearly one was gay

They must have fallen in love
It's either that or
Rob simply wants to fuck without a glove

A computer nerd and an Amazon Beauty
an unlikelier match you'll nevr find
unless harley goes blind and marries K-nutdoody

I wish them both much God speed
with lots of health happiness and babies
and name the first boy Peter if you don't want to bleed.

an instant classic!

I miss Old PJP.

There's New Adventures cumming soon!

Well, its about damn time!

I can't wait to kick those gay dancers down the pit!

and also......I wish I looked that good!

You look better!

But please kick those guys down quickly. Thank you.

She means it too PJP, kick them in the junk.

Rob's mom delivers Final Justice to Klinton.

Why is,Orible Smelling Cunt,kicking that guy in the nuts?

"Call my house again bitch!"

Because you were a naughty bitch.

Why were you being a naughty bitch?

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big_pimp_tim User graemlin protector
6000+ posts Fri Jan 11 2008 02:14 AM Reading a post
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Thread: Rob's engaged! Congratulations, buddy!

sexy time!

I still can't get over the idea that rob is marrying a girl. Could it be that rob n is not really really really gay?

Joey From Friends User How You Doin'?
2000+ posts Sun Jan 27 2008 11:15 PM Reading a post
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Thread: Rob's engaged! Congratulations, buddy!

Congratulations, Rob. I look forward to watching the nuptials on "Little People, Big World".

So rob, are we not invited and forced to read about it three months later?

His kids will be in high school before we know he even had a kid.

That's a valid point.

Rob?

yes, it is.

YEAH the engagement is FINALLY being blogged about!

And yet, no one cares.

please review the above post.

GO JUMP INTO A VOLCANO AND TAKE A STEAMY LAVA BATH YOU PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKER YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A WASTE OF BIRD SHIT IN A HANDBAG

AND PLEASE REVIEW YOUR ROTTEN TUNA SMELLING PUSSY BECAUSE DOUCHE ISN'T THAT EXPENSIVE THEN GO GET YOURSELF HANDCUFFED TO A RADIO LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO ON SATURDAY JUST TO KEEP YOURSELF OUT OF DEBT AND STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ON PUTTING RIMS ON YOUR TRAILER AND HERMAN MELVILLE STILL WANTS TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT YOU!!!

rob want's teh m@nc0ck!!!11!!!1!!!

I know!

aparently the insurgency knows too