I thought, in the meantime while everyone waits for Knut to get it together and do his first interview, I'd take a moment out of everyone's day to mention this one word:
BoobiesThat's right. Tits. We love them. We need them. We can't live without them. And who has the tits?
Women. That's right. The females.
So, let's take a moment out of our day to appreciate the joy of having females around us. For some it's a nice, amiable pleasure. For others, it's the only contact they'll ever fucking have with a member of the opposite sex. Sorry rex.
The RKMBS women. They love us. And we want to see their breasts.
Gentlemen, sit back and bask in the glow of...
Sneaky Bunny1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- Why do I keep coming back here four years and four months (As of Feb 16th, Lord knows when Devön will get around to this.) after my debut? Y'mean outside of the gay, cunt and dick jokes? The blog, the porn and god what would I do without Rex's DVD lists.
Today I find it quite hard for one to separate one's "online" like with their "real" life. Before you could pop open ViolaWWW or Mosaic and wait twenty minutes to insult someone on the people who enjoy diapers group and log off and just chalk any throw backs to that silly internet thing. Now, people shop, fuck and do businessy things online. Maybe the amount of time people spend doing these things has made a few (Jerry) hypersensitive. I guess its a balancing act of logic and a fat girl.
The shared interests, joking and the raw atmosphere (like bleeding from masturbating too much) in general caught my attention. I see it as y'all are the line between my drinkin' buddies and my friends.
See, someone like say, TK, Sammitch and Elisa (with a tongue lash and not in the good way) would come get you at 3am from the bar. Grimm, Harley and Pig-Dave would remind you how many times you've made it home just fine. Which is great because I'm sure one has a car with cup holders and cruise control.
I find this place fits well with my sense of humour. Day-to-day going around saying "cock, shit, fuck" really gets to the blue hairs and walkers. So I release a portion of that here.
So I've stayed for the porn, the people, the fun and your Pensacola tales.
Gawd....i sure ruined a quickie already, cig please.
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- One? Just one? Fuck, I'll narrow as best I can.
- TK - Back in the day when i first joined we PM'ed a lot and he was always quite funny (Mangoo wastebastket) and some interesting stories. He's attractive and has some intriguing hobbies too!
- Devön & Joseph T. Mother - Though I pimped out on one and bug the other I've always enjoyed the late evening conversations with the two. I look forward to the day (like RKMBsFest) where i can do this with beer instead of text.
- Klinton - Klint has the personality of most of my male friends and the guys I've dated. I could even handle all the WW and ponies if they still were an obsession if he weren't gay...and french.
- Chewy - I mean, he's so dreamy
3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?- Uschi & Harley - I like both girls. Uschi reminds me of a friend I've had for 10 years (without the runaways and cocaine). Different, humourous and just pain cool. I bet she relaxes in her farts and picks out the scents. Harly's fun in a way that there's this wall that you gotta get through for all her fun to burst out. Its like playing operation, if I were to go to far she might just go Bed Stuy on my ass. I find it adorable how certain jokes have to be explained to her. I could definitely get into some trouble with these two.
- CJ - Outside of the occasional alligator scuba accident I haven't really interacted with Jackie. But c'mon, she's smart and uhuhuh...boobs.
- Butter - She makes me giggle, I want ot bend her over my kitchen island and play jarts with her bum.
- Wenchie, Kimi, Bianca and other "vintages" - Wenchie and Kimi always seemed quite cool. They both left not long after I joined so I really can't say much.
- Lor - Where's the :bleh: graemlin when needed?
She was just never all that interesting, vanilla I'd say. Substance doll, get some. - Penisa - I was told she was told she was different then the way she acted on the MB so it was my mission a year ago to try and bring this out. Joe and I were determined to get her drunk and naked at RKMBsFest. The deeper I got myself the more self absorbed and yappy she seemed. Don't get me wrong she's not a bad person I just can't handle that type of person well. And I never got how it was so hard not to see the "joke" in teh whole pole thing.
- Stareena - I heard but haven't been able to find it that she had posted before she left us that she said she was above us and didn't "need" us anymore. So was the return just for a bit of attention one wasn't getting from film or club patrons? Who knows.
4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?- Sure they do, not that I've ever really gone looking for it. Besides Pariah's Freudian thing for only having sex with his mother I never really notice anything truly negative about women here sexually.
5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- There was a dare that turned into a bet at one point between Finn and myself when the talks of RKMBsFest first started of fucking snarf.
....Joe wants to fuck Snarf? 
- Now are we talking "I might actually date him" fuckable or "I haven't gotten any I need a calendar to figure out when." fuckable? Either way I'd say somewhere around 5%.
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Uschi1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- It's freedom. I can say or do whatever the fuck I want. I can be as big an asshole or as big a fag as I want, and it doesn't matter. This place cheers me up, makes me remember to not take everything so goddamn serious.
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- Favorite? Shit. The only one I've met in person is TK-069, at SDCC in 2005. Mxy and 'Burg and BSAMS and Nowhereman will always be favorites. Jaburg is probably the one I would get on with most famously outside of the internet. He recommends the best comics for me. I bet Mxy is a great friend to have. BSAMS is, like, a god of the internet. I don't know who he is, really, so I can't say much about him as a "real life" person, but I like him here a lot. Nowhereman is like a super-awesome big brother. I look up to him and value his opinion.
You forgot to list me. 
3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?- Gee... That's between Kwink and Sneaks. Shannon is a really cool chick and funny as fuck. But she's a bit wild for my tastes, I'm more of a quiet person. Kwink called a judge 'dude' once. Like Nowhereman, I see Kwink as an older sister. Unlike Nowhereman, I have a retarded-gay-crush on Kwink. I totally want to hang out with her some time. She helped me through some difficult times, personally, and I am indebted to her. Oh yeah, show us your tits! I'll give cookie!
4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?- Sure. I was just another shit-fuck poster until everyone found out I was in posession of vag and tits. Then I was a shit-fuck poster everyone wanted to see nekkid.
5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- Well, that's a difficult question. I don't know a great deal of RKMBs posters well enough to fuck. Plus, as a virgin, I'm unlikely to fuck anyone, just by previous record. Third, I think I'm a gay hermaphrodite here, right? So that limits my options to... Roy Batty and Rob.
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Cowgirl Jack1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- I love checking up on my favorite things -- books, movies, video games.
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- Grimm. He's cool and I'd totally hang out with him if I needed a break. (You and Doc are a close second, BTW).
Hear that, Doc? We get sloppy seconds.
(...or sloppy thirds, in your case...)3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?- Harley. Her taste rocks, her comments are funny, and she puts up with the oddballs here. I say 'oddballs' in an affectionate way.
4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?- Oh yeah. I've always been 'one of the guys' when it comes to drinking and movies. And the boobs. They've always approved of those.
5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- If I was the random sex sort of girl...12.9642685412%
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Princess Elisa1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- The humor, the smackdowns, and the amazingly funny one liners that you guys all come up with!
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- Rex and not just because he's "one of the girls". His comments always make me roll with laughter almost as much as Pjps one liners ;P
3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?- Rex again? LOL, jk! I don't really have one believe it or not.
4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?- I know JLA and Pjp sure do
Didn't they start that charming, "Elisa is an AMAZING person a while back :P"
5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- YUCKY visual image, YUCKY. "Mass total" makes me think of gang sex.......noooooo no nononooooooooo!
Not answering anything except Glacy's ;P
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ButterRican1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- The random funny things you guys come up with and also the male attention always an ego boost.
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- TK
he talks to me more than anyone and share some of the same interests
3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- damn thats a hard one. I dont know how half of u look like and from the few I know I say 20%
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harleykwin1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- Um, I only have time enough for one message board, and I don't have time to look for another one? Heh. I just like that you can say what you want here and there's no censorship. Plus, I dig the humor here, and like most of the posters. Plus, I can be totally geeky about my love of all things nerd related and the flirting doesn't hurt either.
Plus, it is my not-so-secret ambition to get JM to see the error of his ways and finally become a Yankees' fan. Until that happens, though, I guess I'm stuck here.
Kinda like purgatory.
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- You mean, I have to choose just one? That doesn't seem very fair...
Of course, there's you, darlin' (see? I can speak "southern"! 
) whose sarcastic humor can amuse and inflame me, at different turns...
Next time!
I think its pretty obvious who the boys I dig best are - hell, we certainly flirt enough. There's my Fred, who is the funniest fuckin' bastard who I adore - we totally get along and on my next trip across the pond I plan on teaching him how to drink; JM, who despite not being able to hold his liquor (or so rumor has it), is sweet, smart, funny and flirts with the best of 'em - its a shame about that whole Red Sox disease he's got going, though ; PJP, my fellow Yankees' fan (fuck the socks! Opps! Sorry, rex, I meant the Sox.) who is too damn charming for his own good; as is gob; K-nut, who is utterly adorable, and who has proven himself to be a true friend to me; thedoctor, who's made me laugh with all his numerous tah-tah requests; my flirtatious cabana boy, who isn't around as much these days; G-Man (yes, you read that right), who has never been anything but a sweetheart to me - we've only debated twice, but both times it was a pleasure to "fight" with a fellow member of the bar who was classy about how the argument went. Then there is Mxy with whom I've interacted with a total of, like, five times since I started posting. Even though we have had almost no interaction with each other, and he seems to believe that flirt threads have cooties, he has a sense of humor and wit that is so dry it can cut and make you bleed, and that is what I find appealling about him. We may not be friends, but I still dig him.
Finally, there's the man who helped me get through one of the most incredibly difficult times in my life over the last few months; he is funny, kind, caring, intelligent - a totally stand up kinda guy - and he knows me best. He is very special to me and he has a piece of my heart (that he keeps in a jar!). He knows who he is.e knows who he is.
3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?- Damn, there are so few of us here. And the few that are here don't always post. The more frequent posters are Bunny and Uschi and I likes 'em both. Bunny manages to be both sexy and cute at the same time and she's tres bright - I wasn't totally kiddin' when I called her the Oracle of the rkmbs. Plus, she has a cool sense of humor and though she doesn't advertise it, she is sweet as hell. I would love to spend a night drinking with her.
Uschiliscious and I go back a ways, though. Pre-crisis DCMBs. We have shared a lot of personal stuff with each other along the way, and when I had extremely good news to share a few weeks ago, she was one of the first people to call me - and she left the sweetest message (which I still have). I have to admit, I have a bit of a girl crush on her - she strong, funny, and sharp - all qualities that are sexy. Plus, you always know where you stand with her. I dig her sumptin' fierce.
In the end, I would ask you: why choose? I would happily get drunk with both of them - jello wrestling optional.
4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?- Sweet Jesus, yes. I think all the flirting and requests for tah-tahs and other pics proves that.
5) Show us your tits!
On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- Now, that would be telling...
***************************************************************Ladies, we love you. Thanks for keeping your boobs in our neighborhood. 
NOTE: No response was received from Stareena
All recycled outdated stuff.
I guess you could have a few rack points for the new Uschi and Harley pics...
I changed my post when you weren't looking. I did give you some credit.
Aww, someones upset cause he wasnt mentioned!
Oh, and why is Elsia in this thread?
Shouldn't you be on your motorcycle smoking a doobie and planing to kill lots of people?
I changed my post when you weren't looking. I did give you some credit.
Does the title of the thread say this is a Pictorial? Read a book!
These are all new Q&A's, thankyouverymuch.
Cunt.
Shouldn't you be on your motorcycle smoking a doobie and planing to kill lots of people?
Shouldn't you be on your motorcycle smoking a doobie and planing to kill lots of people?
I dont do drugs, but the bike riding and the killing...thats another matter!
I changed my post when you weren't looking. I did give you some credit.
Does the title of the thread say this is a Pictorial? Read a book!
These are all new Q&A's, thankyouverymuch.
Cunt.
Why didnt you interview Christine?
Harley Rawks! Take the shirt off!
i was mentioned once!
with roy!
Finally, there's the man who helped me get through one of the most incredibly difficult times in my life over the last few months; he is funny, kind, caring, intelligent - a totally stand up kinda guy - and he knows me best. He is very special to me and he has a piece of my heart (that he keeps in a jar!). He knows who he is.e knows who he is.
oh, wait. twice!
C'mon, baby, like the Count says, the magic number is "27" ...
Finally, there's the man who helped me get through one of the most incredibly difficult times in my life over the last few months; he is funny, kind, caring, intelligent - a totally stand up kinda guy - and he knows me best. He is very special to me and he has a piece of my heart (that he keeps in a jar!). He knows who he is.e knows who he is.
oh, wait. twice!
Ha! I did mention you, just not there!
That said, I dug the quickies. Noice, Pro, real noice
oh, and Uschi and Bunny have a standing offer to come to NYC and stay with me for a weekend of drunken debauchery...
Good thread. URG am like RKMB babes.
* Sure they do, not that I've ever really gone looking for it. Besides Pariah's Freudian thing for only having sex with his mother I never really notice anything truly negative about women here sexually.
You're just jealous 'cuz my nipples are bigger than yours blondie.
* Sure they do, not that I've ever really gone looking for it. Besides Pariah's Freudian thing for only having sex with his mother I never really notice anything truly negative about women here sexually.
You're just jealous 'cuz my nipples are bigger than yours blondie.
Yes! and I loves 'em!
I'm mentioned five times! Fuck yeah!
Elisa, if you call me one of the girls one more time I'm gonna embarrass you at a certain event you invited me to this summer.
...I didn't get past Sneak's tits. Sorry.
I loves me the ladies of the RKMBs.
I'm mentioned five times! Fuck yeah!
Elisa, if you call me one of the girls one more time I'm gonna embarrass you at a certain event you invited me to this summer.
you're just like one of the girls!
You're not elisa! gggggrrrrrsssss!!!!!
Kwink and I both have gay-crushes on each other. Yay!
darn, maybe i shouldn't be so "wild".
Aw, you still got top billing. Don't be sad!
Go set your balcony on fire!
I must say that I find it somewhat disapointing that I was not mentioned by that nice young chap, Uschi.
I always thought that he had a soft spot for yours truly, in that blackened penis shaped heart of his.
No more shall I regail him with stories about my love affairs with garden furniture, or tales of the secret sexual lives of the cast of Wind in the willows.
uschi fucked up. big time.
I think Bowie was gonna let her fuck him in the arse....but not anymore!
I hope the rest of us arent screwed out of the tales of the secret sexual lives of the cast of Wind in the willows.
I here Moley was a beast!
Elisa, if you call me one of the girls one more time I'm gonna embarrass you at a certain event you invited me to this summer.
You've gotta admit, it's probably the funniest thing she's ever said here. Oh and rex, if you go take video of the blessed event. It'd give us gold for the next two years.
Especially if it's the honeymoon he's going on with them.
TITS
All those chicks rawk. And I said chicks, so that excludes Penissa.
thats it. You are now officially a woman. No man ever uses the word blessed.
That or the gays have forced him into asexuality.
I must say that I find it somewhat disapointing that I was not mentioned by that nice young chap, Uschi.
I always thought that he had a soft spot for yours truly, in that blackened penis shaped heart of his.
No more shall I regail him with stories about my love affairs with garden furniture, or tales of the secret sexual lives of the cast of Wind in the willows.
Damn you and your blackened penis shaped heart!
How will you make it up to him.
None of us should be deprived of such things!
Even bsams has shed a tear!
Give me time to think. I shall make it all better.
aww, I can't see the second one
oh, and Uschi and Bunny have a standing offer to come to NYC and stay with me for a weekend of drunken debauchery...
Do you guys need a chaperone?
shh . . . I wasn't going to tell them about the camera . . .
I'm sure all they need is extra lube and some batteries.
The only reason women get together is to commit hot lesbo action.
harleykwindear lord woman. after all this time, was that
really that fucking difficult??
Good to know you flirt with a 8 year old (dude)...
silly tk. the other rex is the one to spring the pedo card
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dear lord woman. after all this time, was that really that fucking difficult??
Beggars can't be choosers, I guess.
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God bless you, Bunny.
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6000+ posts Tue Mar 11 2008 09:05 PM Reading a post
Forum: Random Chat - sponsored by PJP
Thread: -((Random Interview))- {Quickie Edition} : The RKMBs Wimmen
Stop staring at me! I don't do Canadians!
OH! I thought that was an abnormally large shit I took earlier! FYI, that wasn't an eviction notice. I just did a little too much spring cleaning, threw the Disco out with the dishwater.
Little Stevie Disco am back.
WHOA
I should really install AIM, dude.
Mxy am like that ass to mouth action.
So what does that say about Bunny having the biggest post count here.
I think it's a sign that my penis belongs in her vagina.
Mxy has a detachable penis?
I thought that was Uschi!
Don't get too excited Nowie, Uschi still has her detachable.
She calls it Jermery cause it has no balls!
No, she calls me jeremy because I'm always in your ass!
Nope, its cause you aint got no balls!
I have one ball. A left ball.
WHY?!? Didn't your momma raise you any better?!?
My mother raised me to have a sense of humor.
*** rough translation:
"Fuck off you stupid cunt." ***
WHY?!? Didn't your momma raise you any better?!?
Better than yours!
you charmer....
Kwink and I both have gay-crushes on each other. Yay!
It's true!
harleykwindear lord woman. after all this time, was that
really that fucking difficult??
Yes!
Good to know you flirt with a 8 year old (dude)...
Dude, I was 4 and 1/2 there...
Says a lot about how TK justifies his sexual conquests:
TK:"She's eighteen!"
Us:"Dude, she's fourteen!"
Yahoo 04/23/08 11:49 PM Reading a post
Forum: Random Chat - sponsored by PJP
Thread: -((Random Interview))- {Quickie Edition} : The RKMBs Wimmen
Who is your favorite male poster? Why?
Rex and not just because he's "one of the girls". His comments always make me roll with laughter almost as much as Pjps one liners ;P
Who is your favorite female poster? Why?
Rex again? LOL, jk! I don't really have one believe it or not.
Fixed it for you.
I bet Holden McGroin is currently wanking off to that harley kiddie pic. He likes 'em young.
I bet Holden McGroin is currently wanking off to that harley kiddie pic. He likes 'em young.
Eeeew.
Poor little Harley always fell for the ice cream stickers on the weirdo's van.
yes you are. and you still owe me my damn stickers!
No, you are the Gayfather!
Yeah, cause you always deliver when we ask.
LMFAO!
Yeah, cause you always deliver when we ask.
You mean vagina? I mean, you know him?
Is that some Sweedish guy.
rape her? but I hardly know her!
Than she can't pick you out of a police line up.
vagina? but I hardly know her!
You don't know what a vagina is! You're just like snarf!
no, Uschi's actually had sex. . .
Sticking her own penis into her vagina does not mean she's had sex.
because Sunday dinner smelled like ass?
Because there's a trout hanging like a pricce Albert piercing from your dong?
the fish was asking for it, it was nekkid and swimming in a seductive manner!
I thought, in the meantime while everyone waits for Knut to get it together and do his first interview, I'd take a moment out of everyone's day to mention this one word:
BoobiesThat's right. Tits. We love them. We need them. We can't live without them. And who has the tits?
Women. That's right. The females.
So, let's take a moment out of our day to appreciate the joy of having females around us. For some it's a nice, amiable pleasure. For others, it's the only contact they'll ever fucking have with a member of the opposite sex. Sorry rex.
The RKMBS women. They love us. And we want to see their breasts.
Gentlemen, sit back and bask in the glow of...
Sneaky Bunny1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- Why do I keep coming back here four years and four months (As of Feb 16th, Lord knows when Devön will get around to this.) after my debut? Y'mean outside of the gay, cunt and dick jokes? The blog, the porn and god what would I do without Rex's DVD lists.
Today I find it quite hard for one to separate one's "online" like with their "real" life. Before you could pop open ViolaWWW or Mosaic and wait twenty minutes to insult someone on the people who enjoy diapers group and log off and just chalk any throw backs to that silly internet thing. Now, people shop, fuck and do businessy things online. Maybe the amount of time people spend doing these things has made a few (Jerry) hypersensitive. I guess its a balancing act of logic and a fat girl.
The shared interests, joking and the raw atmosphere (like bleeding from masturbating too much) in general caught my attention. I see it as y'all are the line between my drinkin' buddies and my friends.
See, someone like say, TK, Sammitch and Elisa (with a tongue lash and not in the good way) would come get you at 3am from the bar. Grimm, Harley and Pig-Dave would remind you how many times you've made it home just fine. Which is great because I'm sure one has a car with cup holders and cruise control.
I find this place fits well with my sense of humour. Day-to-day going around saying "cock, shit, fuck" really gets to the blue hairs and walkers. So I release a portion of that here.
So I've stayed for the porn, the people, the fun and your Pensacola tales.
Gawd....i sure ruined a quickie already, cig please.
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- One? Just one? Fuck, I'll narrow as best I can.
- TK - Back in the day when i first joined we PM'ed a lot and he was always quite funny (Mangoo wastebastket) and some interesting stories. He's attractive and has some intriguing hobbies too!
- Devön & Joseph T. Mother - Though I pimped out on one and bug the other I've always enjoyed the late evening conversations with the two. I look forward to the day (like RKMBsFest) where i can do this with beer instead of text.
- Klinton - Klint has the personality of most of my male friends and the guys I've dated. I could even handle all the WW and ponies if they still were an obsession if he weren't gay...and french.
- Chewy - I mean, he's so dreamy
3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?- Uschi & Harley - I like both girls. Uschi reminds me of a friend I've had for 10 years (without the runaways and cocaine). Different, humourous and just pain cool. I bet she relaxes in her farts and picks out the scents. Harly's fun in a way that there's this wall that you gotta get through for all her fun to burst out. Its like playing operation, if I were to go to far she might just go Bed Stuy on my ass. I find it adorable how certain jokes have to be explained to her. I could definitely get into some trouble with these two.
- CJ - Outside of the occasional alligator scuba accident I haven't really interacted with Jackie. But c'mon, she's smart and uhuhuh...boobs.
- Butter - She makes me giggle, I want ot bend her over my kitchen island and play jarts with her bum.
- Wenchie, Kimi, Bianca and other "vintages" - Wenchie and Kimi always seemed quite cool. They both left not long after I joined so I really can't say much.
- Lor - Where's the :bleh: graemlin when needed? She was just never all that interesting, vanilla I'd say. Substance doll, get some.
- Penisa - I was told she was told she was different then the way she acted on the MB so it was my mission a year ago to try and bring this out. Joe and I were determined to get her drunk and naked at RKMBsFest. The deeper I got myself the more self absorbed and yappy she seemed. Don't get me wrong she's not a bad person I just can't handle that type of person well. And I never got how it was so hard not to see the "joke" in teh whole pole thing.
- Stareena - I heard but haven't been able to find it that she had posted before she left us that she said she was above us and didn't "need" us anymore. So was the return just for a bit of attention one wasn't getting from film or club patrons? Who knows.
4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?- Sure they do, not that I've ever really gone looking for it. Besides Pariah's Freudian thing for only having sex with his mother I never really notice anything truly negative about women here sexually.
5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- There was a dare that turned into a bet at one point between Finn and myself when the talks of RKMBsFest first started of fucking snarf.
....Joe wants to fuck Snarf? - Now are we talking "I might actually date him" fuckable or "I haven't gotten any I need a calendar to figure out when." fuckable? Either way I'd say somewhere around 5%.
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Uschi1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- It's freedom. I can say or do whatever the fuck I want. I can be as big an asshole or as big a fag as I want, and it doesn't matter. This place cheers me up, makes me remember to not take everything so goddamn serious.
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- Favorite? Shit. The only one I've met in person is TK-069, at SDCC in 2005. Mxy and 'Burg and BSAMS and Nowhereman will always be favorites. Jaburg is probably the one I would get on with most famously outside of the internet. He recommends the best comics for me. I bet Mxy is a great friend to have. BSAMS is, like, a god of the internet. I don't know who he is, really, so I can't say much about him as a "real life" person, but I like him here a lot. Nowhereman is like a super-awesome big brother. I look up to him and value his opinion.
You forgot to list me. 3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?- Gee... That's between Kwink and Sneaks. Shannon is a really cool chick and funny as fuck. But she's a bit wild for my tastes, I'm more of a quiet person. Kwink called a judge 'dude' once. Like Nowhereman, I see Kwink as an older sister. Unlike Nowhereman, I have a retarded-gay-crush on Kwink. I totally want to hang out with her some time. She helped me through some difficult times, personally, and I am indebted to her. Oh yeah, show us your tits! I'll give cookie!
4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?- Sure. I was just another shit-fuck poster until everyone found out I was in posession of vag and tits. Then I was a shit-fuck poster everyone wanted to see nekkid.
5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- Well, that's a difficult question. I don't know a great deal of RKMBs posters well enough to fuck. Plus, as a virgin, I'm unlikely to fuck anyone, just by previous record. Third, I think I'm a gay hermaphrodite here, right? So that limits my options to... Roy Batty and Rob.
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Cowgirl Jack1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- I love checking up on my favorite things -- books, movies, video games.
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- Grimm. He's cool and I'd totally hang out with him if I needed a break. (You and Doc are a close second, BTW).
Hear that, Doc? We get sloppy seconds.
(...or sloppy thirds, in your case...)3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?- Harley. Her taste rocks, her comments are funny, and she puts up with the oddballs here. I say 'oddballs' in an affectionate way.
4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?- Oh yeah. I've always been 'one of the guys' when it comes to drinking and movies. And the boobs. They've always approved of those.
5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- If I was the random sex sort of girl...12.9642685412%
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Princess Elisa1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- The humor, the smackdowns, and the amazingly funny one liners that you guys all come up with!
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- Rex and not just because he's "one of the girls". His comments always make me roll with laughter almost as much as Pjps one liners ;P
3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?- Rex again? LOL, jk! I don't really have one believe it or not.
4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?- I know JLA and Pjp sure do Didn't they start that charming, "Elisa is an AMAZING person a while back :P"
5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- YUCKY visual image, YUCKY. "Mass total" makes me think of gang sex.......noooooo no nononooooooooo!
Not answering anything except Glacy's ;P
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ButterRican1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- The random funny things you guys come up with and also the male attention always an ego boost.
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- TK
he talks to me more than anyone and share some of the same interests
3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?5) On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- damn thats a hard one. I dont know how half of u look like and from the few I know I say 20%
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harleykwin1) What is it about the RKMBs that keeps you coming back for more?- Um, I only have time enough for one message board, and I don't have time to look for another one? Heh. I just like that you can say what you want here and there's no censorship. Plus, I dig the humor here, and like most of the posters. Plus, I can be totally geeky about my love of all things nerd related and the flirting doesn't hurt either.
Plus, it is my not-so-secret ambition to get JM to see the error of his ways and finally become a Yankees' fan. Until that happens, though, I guess I'm stuck here.
Kinda like purgatory.
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?- You mean, I have to choose just one? That doesn't seem very fair...
Of course, there's you, darlin' (see? I can speak "southern"! ) whose sarcastic humor can amuse and inflame me, at different turns...
Next time!
I think its pretty obvious who the boys I dig best are - hell, we certainly flirt enough. There's my Fred, who is the funniest fuckin' bastard who I adore - we totally get along and on my next trip across the pond I plan on teaching him how to drink; JM, who despite not being able to hold his liquor (or so rumor has it), is sweet, smart, funny and flirts with the best of 'em - its a shame about that whole Red Sox disease he's got going, though ; PJP, my fellow Yankees' fan (fuck the socks! Opps! Sorry, rex, I meant the Sox.) who is too damn charming for his own good; as is gob; K-nut, who is utterly adorable, and who has proven himself to be a true friend to me; thedoctor, who's made me laugh with all his numerous tah-tah requests; my flirtatious cabana boy, who isn't around as much these days; G-Man (yes, you read that right), who has never been anything but a sweetheart to me - we've only debated twice, but both times it was a pleasure to "fight" with a fellow member of the bar who was classy about how the argument went. Then there is Mxy with whom I've interacted with a total of, like, five times since I started posting. Even though we have had almost no interaction with each other, and he seems to believe that flirt threads have cooties, he has a sense of humor and wit that is so dry it can cut and make you bleed, and that is what I find appealling about him. We may not be friends, but I still dig him.
Finally, there's the man who helped me get through one of the most incredibly difficult times in my life over the last few months; he is funny, kind, caring, intelligent - a totally stand up kinda guy - and he knows me best. He is very special to me and he has a piece of my heart (that he keeps in a jar!). He knows who he is.e knows who he is.
3) Who is your favorite female poster? Why?- Damn, there are so few of us here. And the few that are here don't always post. The more frequent posters are Bunny and Uschi and I likes 'em both. Bunny manages to be both sexy and cute at the same time and she's tres bright - I wasn't totally kiddin' when I called her the Oracle of the rkmbs. Plus, she has a cool sense of humor and though she doesn't advertise it, she is sweet as hell. I would love to spend a night drinking with her.
Uschiliscious and I go back a ways, though. Pre-crisis DCMBs. We have shared a lot of personal stuff with each other along the way, and when I had extremely good news to share a few weeks ago, she was one of the first people to call me - and she left the sweetest message (which I still have). I have to admit, I have a bit of a girl crush on her - she strong, funny, and sharp - all qualities that are sexy. Plus, you always know where you stand with her. I dig her sumptin' fierce.
In the end, I would ask you: why choose? I would happily get drunk with both of them - jello wrestling optional.
4) Do you think the male posters here show enough appreciation for your lovely female presence?- Sweet Jesus, yes. I think all the flirting and requests for tah-tahs and other pics proves that.
5) Show us your tits!
On a scale of 1% to 100%, what percentage would you rate the mass total of the RKMBs male population as fuckable?- Now, that would be telling...
***************************************************************Ladies, we love you. Thanks for keeping your boobs in our neighborhood. NOTE: No response was received from Stareena This might be premature, but so are most of the guys here. Get Mocha to fill this out like she fills out her bra.
This might be premature, but so are most of the guys here. Get Mocha to fill this out like she fills out her bra.
it'd be difficult to replicate that level of hawtness.
make her prove it! post titty pics!
MOCHA TITS! Hey, we haven't actually had any non-white titty pics yet, have we? Just TK's boner.
i'm coocoo for coacoa tits!
MOCHA TITS! Hey, we haven't actually had any non-white titty pics yet, have we? Just TK's boner.
Its time for change!
FIRST BLACK WIMMINS BOOBAGE!
Bah hahaha....you people DO know I'm not black don't you?
then why the name "Mocha" hontas?
Meh, it was a name I got stuck with in high school. I'm only like...1/5 black.
SHOW THE BLACK PART OF THE TITS! (oh PLEASE let that part be the cleavage!)
Or at least the left nipple!
oh believe me you'll wanna see the whole enchilada.
taco.
boobies.
WOW, she took, like, NO WORK!
Sammitch told me to do it. Plus....why not share this joy with the world?
still, most wait at least 6 months.
I now declare this the double-secret surrogate pr0n forum!
Lol yeah, but I'm not a prude. This boobies can bring world hunger to an end.
Lol yeah, but I'm not a prude. This boobies can bring world hunger to an end.
can they!
that pic never gets old, but they are even better in person. just saying.
that was... awesome!
you other chicks are comparative prudes now and forever!
ask her for other stuff!
expose nippola! show your burgina!! send me hundreds of dollars!!!
Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges!
Hah, Robert.
World Hunger.........World Hunger.
I believe that children are our future.....
teach them well and let them lead the way.
Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges!
just call me sergeant schultz!
Hah, Robert.
World Hunger.........World Hunger.
I believe that children are our future
children?
Bah! No. I'm an alien...therefore cannot reproduce with humans.
Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges!
just call me sergeant schultz!
Thats not what I call you in bed though....
Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges!
just call me sergeant schultz!
Thats not what I call you in bed though....
sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges!
just call me sergeant schultz!
Thats not what I call you in bed though....
sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*Gasp* Did I let that slip? How naughty of me!
.....I need to be punished.
Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges!
just call me sergeant schultz!
Thats not what I call you in bed though....
sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*Gasp* Did I let that slip? How naughty of me!
.....I need to be punished.
on it!
this thread has turned awful, so quickly!
Awww Bobbert...do you wanna join in? Ive got 15lbs of green jell-o and a kiddie pool!
this thread has turned awful, so quickly!
greedy, greedy rob...
Phil, either you've created the greatest alt known to man, or you have a hot woman. Either way, I award you the win...
sammitch will eat all of the jello!!
No...I sprayed it with windex...so NONE of you can eat it!
well, he's not sposda eat it. but you know sammitch.
Phil, either you've created the greatest alt known to man, or you have a hot woman. Either way, I award you the win...
she is indeed hawt!
Yes, he is a bottomless pit. Eats all the time. Why do you think I keep him around?
Bah hahah.
....but seriously. You're getting into the jell-o pool and having a man-fight with sammitch while I watch. So says I. And if you don't...I will crack you with my whip.
Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges!
just call me sergeant schultz!
Thats not what I call you in bed though....
sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
What's she call you, Phil?
"Don't worry. It happens to a lot of guys."?
Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges!
just call me sergeant schultz!
Thats not what I call you in bed though....
sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
What's she call you, Phil?
"Don't worry. It happens to a lot of guys."?
Shhh...Sammitch, you can't let them know that I am giving you special boobie privileges!
just call me sergeant schultz!
Thats not what I call you in bed though....
sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
What's she call you, Phil?
"Don't worry. It happens to a lot of guys."?
I almost peed my pantaloons when I read that.
Watch out Phil! Doc's trying to cock-block you!
lookout! it's cock-block doc!
Next he'll take over the TWAT.
wow
We need more women like you around here. Thats grade A cleavage right there.
impressive. most impressive...
i just came all over the place
Next he'll take over the TWAT.
and the ANAL.
Oh, he might take over The Wild Ass Team, but he'll never touch the Anorexic Negro Ass League. Not while I'm alive, anyway...
I think God took my share of the tit pie and gave it to you. Dayuuum woman!
Well great, now I'm jealous of you and we can never be friends.
But, but, but...I wanna be your friend! I will let you squeeze a boob! They are soft! Sammitch uses them as pillows all the time!
I don't want to squeeze it, I want to surgically remove it and stitch it onto my body. Hi, nice to meet you.
Seriously though, you're beautiful. Good job Sammitch.
You know, if you don't want to spend that money you got on a house, you could just get a boob job.
Lol awwww gracias! Maybe I can give a little boob to you! Though that would make sammitch very angry.
He never has to knooooow.
I'm a dancer, so I can't throw off my balance like that, unfortunately.
Lol awwww gracias! Maybe I can give a little boob to you! Though that would make sammitch very angry.
He never has to knooooow.
Really? Half a handful would be BOMB. Sammitch owes me, anyway. I critiqued his graemlin art for him free of charge.
What are you, ethnically by the way? So I know who to marry to give me cute kids.
Lots of colorlicious ladies over here. It feels like family.
Hahah you might just have to marry my brother because I'm a rare mix. My dad is black and cuban...my mom is norwegian, french, cheyenne indian, and scottish.
It is. Its very exhausting and confusing too. I don't know where I belong
If you will it, it is no dream.
Too legit....too legit to quit.
So says I.
you stole that from hammer, and you know it
Did not! He stole it from me! Along with my helicopter pants and bankruptcy! That bastard can't do anything for himself.
Wow. we're actually pretty similar. Swap the Buban with Brazilian, the Cheyenne with Iroquois, toss a little Swedish in there and you and me are fucking Olsen.
More like Booban.
You hush. I've got boobies on the brain.
Wow. we're actually pretty similar. Swap the Buban with Brazilian, the Cheyenne with Iroquois, toss a little Swedish in there and you and me are fucking Olsen.
Well...we also have to throw in the fact that Im 6ft 1 in there. Just saying.
No shit?! You play volleyball?
Yeah and basketball for a while until my knees gave out. Now Im just a belly dancer.
I don't want to squeeze it, I want to surgically remove it and stitch it onto my body. Hi, nice to meet you.
Seriously though, you're beautiful. Good job Sammitch.
hey, I just got lucky! thanks though!
I'll have to get Phil to take a video..I don't have any videos, just pictures.
I'm sure Uschi you book you for her RKMBs-fest.
Then again I was promised i could tell a few hermaphrodite jokes this year.
man... i bought a house, okay? couldn't go on vacation.
Yeah whatever. not like i worked on rkmbs themed material.
Y'know how hard it is to write somethign about a rican-jew? Its not like she's a landlord.
she lords the land of my heart...
sigh... dragon con
hey, Kwink actually... I dunno if I'm allowed to tell.
"An expert in the feel?"
so very sad...
someone with halotard's level of gender confusion has no business casting aspersions on someone else's sexuality.
Bah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah........(breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah...
I haven't laughed like that since I was a little boy.
HALO IS A LYING COWARD!
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Lol wonder how on earth that got tipped off?
Lol suuuuuuuuure rexy. You bad, bad, boy!
Lol suuuuuuuuure rexy. You bad, bad, boy!
No, I'm having too much fun with the insurgency to cause any other kinds of drama.
Lol suuuuuuuuure rexy. You bad, bad, boy!
No, I'm having too much fun with the insurgency to cause any other kinds of drama.
Its not drama if no one cares, silly rabbit. But fucking with the insurgency has been way too much fun. Me and Phil tag-teamed Halo and Bionic last night. It was quite entertaining actually.
Oh Urguuuuuuumsssssss...you're so funny.
I know. that pic is too hot.
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Lol wonder how on earth that got tipped off?
She was sniffing for truffles
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Lol wonder how on earth that got tipped off?
She was sniffing for truffles
..............Bah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Oh my gosh.....
...seriously, I hope you guys don't ever stop liking me
Oh that picture is priceless.
Lol....oh these are priceless.
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Lol wonder how on earth that got tipped off?
She was sniffing for truffles
..............Bah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Oh my gosh.....
...seriously, I hope you guys don't ever stop liking me
Oh that picture is priceless.
Show us the goods and we'll always like you.
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Lol wonder how on earth that got tipped off?
She was sniffing for truffles
..............Bah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Oh my gosh.....
...seriously, I hope you guys don't ever stop liking me
Oh that picture is priceless.
I never liked her!
I think most of us just tolerated her. I could barely stand that hypochristian
I know for a fact that Sneaky and myself despised the fat oinker!
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Impressed easily are we? Kidding!
I do check in from time to time . . . normally no one spots me though.
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I know for a fact that Sneaky and myself despised the fat oinker!
well from what I hear she was kind of a bitch. As well as a drama queen.
But then again...I'm a bitch too....but in a cool way.
I know for a fact that Sneaky and myself despised the fat oinker!
more than Elisa in fact!
Impressed easily are we? Kidding!
I do check in from time to time . . . normally no one spots me though.
i learned to stalk from the best...
Impressed easily are we? Kidding!
I do check in from time to time . . . normally no one spots me though.
i learned to stalk from the best...
TK?
I know for a fact that Sneaky and myself despised the fat oinker!
well from what I hear she was kind of a bitch. As well as a drama queen.
But then again...I'm a bitch too....but in a cool way.
She was (is) an attention seeking bitch, who loved herself, and judged those who didnt pay her attention.
One of her first posts here, she criticised me for using the word cunt, even though she didnt even know me.
I hated her from that moment on, the fat pig cunt!
"Attention seeking bitch" huh? I don't need validation from someone like you. My life doesn't revolve around what someone on a message board thinks of me. So you can photoshop a picture and use bad language. Good job! I'm glad that you're a contributing member of society. I'm glad you feel so "cool" online behind a computer oogling women you'll never get. I'd hate myself too if I were you. Some of us actually have lives outside of the internet and living in their mother's basement.
"Attention seeking bitch" huh? I don't need validation from someone like you. My life doesn't revolve around what someone on a message board thinks of me. So you can photoshop a picture and use bad language. Good job! I'm glad that you're a contributing member of society. I'm glad you feel so "cool" online behind a computer oogling women you'll never get. I'd hate myself too if I were you. Some of us actually have lives outside of the internet and living in their mother's basement.
And what? You're here to creep in on the attention someone's new squeeze is getting? Little upset doll that its more warm and welcoming than we were to you? Aww shucks!
"Attention seeking bitch" huh? I don't need validation from someone like you. My life doesn't revolve around what someone on a message board thinks of me. So you can photoshop a picture and use bad language. Good job! I'm glad that you're a contributing member of society. I'm glad you feel so "cool" online behind a computer oogling women you'll never get. I'd hate myself too if I were you. Some of us actually have lives outside of the internet and living in their mother's basement.
Ha ha.
Fat bitch!
"Attention seeking bitch" huh? I don't need validation from someone like you. My life doesn't revolve around what someone on a message board thinks of me. So you can photoshop a picture and use bad language. Good job! I'm glad that you're a contributing member of society. I'm glad you feel so "cool" online behind a computer oogling women you'll never get. I'd hate myself too if I were you. Some of us actually have lives outside of the internet and living in their mother's basement.
And what? You're here to creep in on the attention someone's new squeeze is getting? Little upset doll that its more warm and welcoming than we were to you? Aww shucks!
Awwwwwwwwwww.....sneaky...I love you too. Let's cuddle!
"Attention seeking bitch" huh? I don't need validation from someone like you. My life doesn't revolve around what someone on a message board thinks of me. So you can photoshop a picture and use bad language. Good job! I'm glad that you're a contributing member of society. I'm glad you feel so "cool" online behind a computer oogling women you'll never get. I'd hate myself too if I were you. Some of us actually have lives outside of the internet and living in their mother's basement.
And what? You're here to creep in on the attention someone's new squeeze is getting? Little upset doll that its more warm and welcoming than we were to you? Aww shucks!
Awwwwwwwwwww.....sneaky...I love you too. Let's cuddle!
YAY! Please note the medical alert bracelet for asthma and don't smother me.
Awwwwwwwwwww.....sneaky...I love you too. Let's cuddle![/quote]
YAY! Please note the medical alert bracelet for asthma and don't smother me. [/quote]
I think Asthma is sexy...I wanna see you whip it out!...your inhaler, of course. Mmmmmmm. I shall smother you with my boobieeeeees.
Score! I'm going out and getting the dibetus and the AIDS for brownie points!
This is a really interesting alt. I'm enjoying the overall theme of boobs. Can't go wrong there...
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Meeko should post pics of her tits just to piss these fuckers off! Then to retaliate Mochohantas should do the same. But in a sneak attack Sneaky quotes Mocha and posts her own boobies. You guys could make each other so mad like that.
Meeko should post pics of her tits just to piss these fuckers off! Then to retaliate Mochohantas should do the same. But in a sneak attack Sneaky quotes Mocha and posts her own boobies. You guys could make each other so mad like that.
I find the accuracy and truth of your words uplifting and, some would say, inspiring...
There would be bare boobies everywhere!
There would be too much boobie for you guys to handle.
There would be too much boobie for you guys to handle.
Well, I have two hands, so I know I could handle at least two. Anyone else?
Y'sure Devon, they are musch bigger than your wife's huge manhood.
That's a lie! My wife's huge manhood is huge-est!
Oh boy
I nominate myself to join in on the boobie touching!
Don't make me titty slap someone in here...I will do it. I'm looking at you, Uschi!
Don't make me titty slap someone in here...I will do it. I'm looking at you, Uschi!
TOOK me long enough!
Don't make me titty slap someone in here...I will do it. I'm looking at you, Uschi!
You wouldn't!!!
Oh....but I would...don't make me titty slap you too, Joe.
Oh....but I would...don't make me titty slap you too, Joe.
I'll beat the rabble to the joke:
You leave my titties alone!!!
(Show me yours!
)
Llance has the biggest titties of them all.
Llance's titties are worshipped as deities in some parts of Africa.
here's the one!
Llance's titties are worshipped as deities in some parts of Africa.
LLance's titties ARE Africa.
Franta went in and hasn't been seen since.
2) Who is your favorite male poster? Why?You mean, I have to choose just one? That doesn't seem very fair...
Of course, there's you, darlin' (see? I can speak "southern"!
) whose sarcastic humor can amuse and inflame me, at different turns...
Next time!
Damn. That one hit me.
Next time, beautiful. Next time...
