You guys are familiar with the movie, "Deliverance"? What am I saying? Look who I'm talking to; of course you're all familiar with Deliverance. I studied it in film school, not as a "how to" video like you guys, but still there's common ground here.


Zzap!

I really can picture you "talking" to your computer monitor. This failed raid really has unhinged you, hasn't it?

Does this mean you are still going through with your dreaded plans? You know, the other plans that would make you "as soulless as we are"? Would that make you a Nazi and a Stalinist, as well?

Its really sad when you have to put words in our mouth's to prove your own (horribly wrong) points.

You and whomod can go fuck yourselves.

That's as close to an apology as you're ever going to get.

Another proposal: I am willing to call a truce or if you prefer to establish some sort of "neutral zone" here, in a separate thread or forum, and discuss this rationally. No insults, no flaming (if you can help it), no jokes, just discuss it with me/us.

Thats an official surrender by their "leader". We win!

Very clever.

But I have to question this 'solution'. Since your guys seem to take the internet seriously, wouldn't any apology we make actually be hollow? How can such an apology satiate some of your more proactive members' need for retribution? Since you require an apology from this board for what one or two posters have done (if you're still sticking to the whole 'whomod's daughter' reason), wouldn't you, in turn, have to apologize for whoever made the alt of LLance's as yet genderless, unborn grandchild?

Lastly, if you guys do accept an apology, won't that mean that you'll leave and our fun will end?

I don't require an apology from this board, just whoever made the alt or from Rob, on behalf of the board.

I don't require an apology from this board, just whoever made the alt or from Rob, on behalf of the board.

The ONLY reason I'm here is to support a friend. If you [quote=Captain Zzap]can't understand that, it's okay, I accept your view as a valid one.

I don't know anything about Llance's grandchild alt. Our Syd made some thread about it at the Insurgency, but I can't keep up with everything posted here. Regardless, if one of my Insurgents did, in fact, make that alt and post inappropriate things about an unborn child, you can bet the rent money that I will most certainly apologize to both Llance personally and to your boards. Obviously I don't take that shit lightly. And, I would apologize because it supports our stated philosophy.

Further, I would highly suggest you ban that alt. No parent or grandparent needs to read the shit. It's disrespectful to the member and speaks very poorly of the person making the post.

Zzap!

You know I already admitted to being the whomods daughter alt, don't you?

Then why attack the board as a whole? You know who made the alt because he told you. Why not concentrate on that one person? This would have gone so much easier for you if you had. As far as Rob apologizing, that's between you and him; though I don't understand why he should do it on behalf of the boards since that implies that everyone else needs to make one too.



I understand friendship very well. If you'd ask people who know me in the really real world, they'd tell you that. Hell, I think I've even extended offers of assistance to people on this board as a friend when it'd help them. If you and I get along well enough, I might even do the same for you one day. But, as a friend, shouldn't you have made sure that the best action was taken? Maybe you should have checked out these boards first to see what was going on and if someone could have helped out find out who made the alt. Instead, you declare a raid and wind up making whomod and yourself the butt of even more jokes. It also seems to have made you do things you wouldn't normally do. I don't see how you made anything better at all with this.



Handle it how you will. That's your philosophy on your board.



It's not what we do here. As you yourself have recently said, "You take the good. You take the bad. And there you have, the facts of life."

Oakley was treated so poorly that when you tried to recruit him...

You know the rest.

Realistically if we had come here and just attacked rex, you guys would have jumped to his defense anyway. So, no loss there.

. he still doesnt get it....


and rex did apologize. i showed you the post in another thread...

Realistically if we had come here and just attacked rex, you guys would have jumped to his defense anyway. So, no loss there.

I'm actually glad to hear that you're a decent enough person to offer your assistance to friends. I do the same and that's one of the reasons why I'm here. You seem like a good enough guy, I'm sure we would get along quite well. As for declaring a "raid", well, I did come here and I did see the general attitude of the place. I saw how you treated Halo, and Oakley and Beardguy and some of the others. Based on that, I really didn't think that coming here and asking for anything would result in anything less than absolute and utter disdain and derision.

Exactly. My philosophy is my own and I actually follow it and back it up with both words and deeds. Why can't you guys do the same? Why can't rexy or Rob apologize? If it means nothing, than what is there to lose?

Ask JLA how long he's been waiting for that bowling trophy.

Some might, but you wouldn't of had the board unity that you created by you all out attack. Many would have kept to the sidelines or even joined in.



You apparently didn't see much. Beardguy was treated badly by some on this board, but not all. Not the mob mentality that Halo likes to claim. As for Oakley, well, it's fucking Chris Oakley. You must have missed many of his posts threatening to punch people in the face and the like. You guys would probably have done the same to him. When it came down to Halo, he really wasn't here long enough to figure out how to move around these boards as he spent most of his time in the political forum, which tends to be more aggressive than the rest of the boards. The first time he tried, he gave up. Fact is, had he stuck it out, he'd just be another person on these boards.

I guess what I'm saying is that you took just a simple snap shot and tried to apply it whole cloth to the posters here. Hell, whomod was able to get along with people here once he began to venture out of the politics forum and leave the politics there. Our style is just different and more chaotic. BSAMS and I have gone rounds before just over the simple fact that one, if not both, of us were just fucking bored. No personal animosity or disdain. We just needed the distraction. We get along pretty damn well now because we don't take it seriously.



Rex isn't going to do it because it means something to you. As long as it does, he's going to get enjoyment out of the fact that he got an entire board in a tizzy all by himself with one alt. Plain and simple.

As far as Bobo is concerned, he's just fucking lazy. Ask JLA how long he's been waiting for that bowling trophy.

Now that's just downright mean to bring that issue up...

well, i tried. Zzap seems to be more like halo each day he stays...

Dammit, man! Try harder!

Some might, but you wouldn't of had the board unity that you created by your all out attack. Many would have kept to the sidelines or even joined in.

Possibly, but again I sincerely doubt it. You can't deny there's definitely a "mob" mentality here at some points.



You apparently didn't see much. Beardguy was treated badly by some on this board, but not all. Not the mob mentality that Halo likes to claim. As for Oakley, well, it's fucking Chris Oakley. You must have missed many of his posts threatening to punch people in the face and the like. You guys would probably have done the same to him. When it came down to Halo, he really wasn't here long enough to figure out how to move around these boards as he spent most of his time in the political forum, which tends to be more aggressive than the rest of the boards. The first time he tried, he gave up. Fact is, had he stuck it out, he'd just be another person on these boards.

Again, maybe not. Could have been a tactical error, or I could have been bored.

I guess what I'm saying is that you took just a simple snap shot and tried to apply it whole cloth to the posters here. Hell, whomod was able to get along with people here once he began to venture out of the politics forum and leave the politics there. Our style is just different and more chaotic. BSAMS and I have gone rounds before just over the simple fact that one, if not both, of us were just fucking bored. No personal animosity or disdain. We just needed the distraction. We get along pretty damn well now because we don't take it seriously.



Rex isn't going to do it because it means something to you. As long as it does, he's going to get enjoyment out of the fact that he got an entire board in a tizzy all by himself with one alt. Plain and simple.

Ah, but I believe people can change. Call me crazy, call me a dreamer, but I believe that if we are persistent enough, either rex will apologize or just leave. It just becomes a battle of wills. I also think that eventually, some if not most of you guys are going to get tired of this and want it to end and get vocal about it. At that point, rexy or Rob will have to make a decision.

As far as Bobo is concerned, he's just fucking lazy. Ask JLA how long he's been waiting for that bowling trophy.

nope. im lazy and after all of these discussions it seems that you really arent worth the effort. good luck with that apology you already got...

No. rex has.

Rex has tried five times to get rid of himself?

What happened? The rope snapped?

Good one.

Zzap!

Bitch, everything I say is a good one.

Yes, Mistress.

Zzap!

is that how it's going to be? is everything going to be one big joke from now on?

is that how it's going to be? is everything going to be one big joke from now on?

Even better. Stay out of the way or encourage rexy to apologize or leave. It's the right thing to do, Redundy; you know it, others here know it, all you guys have to do is make yourselves known.

Rex isn't going to do it because it means something to you. As long as it does, he's going to get enjoyment out of the fact that he got an entire board in a tizzy all by himself with one alt. Plain and simple.

As far as Bobo is concerned, he's just fucking lazy. Ask JLA how long he's been waiting for that bowling trophy.

I'm not going to apologize because whomod is a worthless piece of shit that mocks dead soldiers and can't answer a simple question without jizzing olberman youtube clips. He's a fucking waste, just like the rest of you.


Rob is not the boss of me. No one here is. We are all individuals, you are the ones with the group think. We can act individually, you cannot.

I apologize to whomod.

Sorry I had that whole work thing to do. Next time I won't show up just to make you look like a bigger retard.

Very good, rexy. Was that so hard?

Now, dance some more for me.



I win!

Zzap!

I am a complete and utter worthless piece of shit. I am lower than the lowest thing in all of creation, and I most humbly prostrate myself and beg whomod to be merciful for my transgressions. Please who, I was just kidding. Really. In fact, some of the other fellas here put me up to it. They paid me a dollar and said it would be really funny. So, I'm sorry. Again...sorry. You win!

I'm not going to apologize because whomod is a worthless piece of shit that mocks dead soldiers and can't answer a simple question without jizzing olberman youtube clips. He's a fucking waste, just like the rest of you.

Rob is not the boss of me. No one here is. We are all individuals, you are the ones with the group think. We can act individually, you cannot.

I wasn't asking you and really didn't want to know that.

Oh please, MIGHTY WHOMOD, please spare this unworthy creature, this lowest of the low, this piece of flotsam that fell of your ass. Please, MIGHTY WHOMOD, I implore you. SAVE ME. ACCEPT MY APOLOGY!

fucking asshole... I knew you would use it agianst me.

Up until now I thought you were just gay for me. What does whomods dick taste like?

The comment...or whomod's dick?

The comment...or whomod's dick?

Funny!

Zzap!

P.S. Congrats on your home purchase. Now is a great time to buy, so it was a smart move.

ok......well I can't decode tard right now so I'm gonnna go before I catch whatever you guys are spreading. Have fun.

That's right cocksucker run away. But you better run far and you bette ran fast, because if I ever catch you making fun of a 12 week old baby girl or anyone else who can't defend themselves I'm going to make the last couple of days feel like the best ones in your hollow, lonely, misbegotten life.

You hear me, asswipe?

Zzap!

Thanks. Hopefully YB will follow suit. Knowing what the home prices are up here, and how much less expensive everything is in her neck of the woods, I think she'll be able to score that condo at a decent price.

what will we do when they start making fun of Halo agian then Zzapp???

**SIGH**

I don't know. Let's head back to the super secret forum of justice and discuss our next set of plans behind a password protected forum. And...uh...if you got any good porn, bring that too.

Zzap!

jew mama?

you know.. he is Kinda defenseless.

Oy! Vhat do you vhant, you pesky goyim?

Oy! Vhat do you vhant, you pesky goyim?

**GASP**

Are you a member of the tribe? QUICK, what's the secret handshake?

Zzap!

Nah. Halo took a mountain of shit from these guys and came back every time. Even you have got to respect that. He might not have been the most eloquent poster, but he took every abuse they dished out and came back swinging. I honestly don't know if I could have done the same.

And remember, I had asked Halo to lay off posting here. Can you imagine what could have happened if that were a different situation?

Zzap!

your bag of gold?

Sorry 'bout the confusion. It was an act - ACTING(!!! !!!) . I'm Irish/Italian - I don't know whether to grab a beer or my crotch (thank God for two hands).

Awwwww. See, I have this half of a locket my great grandfather gave me and he told me to search for the possessor of the other half.

Crap.

Zzap!

yeah, Halo's been at the front lines here... if i really wanted to assrape these fuckers i would and could... we'll have to wait for our super secret planning session for the next phase of our raid for them to see the true nature of the sikkbone.

See, my sensei told me to go out in search of the true master who will teach me to acquire The Glow. My quest has only been sidetracked by a woman whom I hope will teach me "the moves."

'Tis me crock o' gold ye be after, ye great German pansy? 'Tis the magic shoes fer you, beggorah!!!

do you think i'm stupid? i know that all jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks to keep the real bags of gold around their necks safe.

hand over the real jew gold!!

**GASP**

**GASP AGAIN!**

No! Not the Sikkbone! Have mercy!!

RKMBers, I now it's been a rough couple of weeks for us, but I gotta warn you, as a humanitarian mission if nothing else...RUN!!!!

If he unleashes the true nature of the Sikkbone no one is safe. And the first five rows are in the splash zone.

Flee! Get to higher ground!

Zzap!

Joe wants to grab Rob's crotch!

Is a sikkbone like a milkbone?

Is a sikkbone like a milkbone?

Don't make me cast a gypsy spell on you, Rober'!

See, my sensei told me to go out in search of the true master who will teach me to acquire The Glow. My quest has only been sidetracked by a woman whom I hope will teach me "the moves."

See, whomod has a sense of honor...a sense of decency...understands the difference between mocking and discussing...

I'm a scared of pink tacos

...Halo took a mountain of shit from these guys and came back every time. Even you have got to respect that. He might not have been the most eloquent poster, but he took every abuse they dished out and came back swinging...

I'm a scared of pink tacos

yes, we know.

stop it! I'm just trying to steal your material since mine isn't working!

За прошедший век было опробовано и внедрено множество усовершенствований в конструкции тепловоза: мощность дизеля возросла с нескольких сотен, а то и десятков лошадиных сил до трёх тысяч и выше, на разных типах тепловозов используются различные способы передачи энергии двигателя на колёсные пары локомотива, значительно возросло удобство управления и обслуживания тепловоза, снизились выбросы в атмосферу. Тепловозы строятся и используются по всему миру, успешно конкурируя с электровозами, выигрывая в автономности и отсутствии затрат на электрификацию железнодорожных магистралей.

It's sad that you'd rather spend your time here being lame than helping Digimon defeat evil.

Nah. Halo took a mountain of shit from these guys and came back every time. Even you have got to respect that. He might not have been the most eloquent poster, but he took every abuse they dished out and came back swinging. I honestly don't know if I could have done the same.

And remember, I had asked Halo to lay off posting here. Can you imagine what could have happened if that were a different situation?

Zzap!

that's our tommy!

I tried and tried and tried to be eloquent but I failed miserably. It was like the Bad News Bears reciting Shakespeare.

you dumbshit, you had better luck with your "no, YOU are!" strategy.

no, YOU are!

Rex has tried five times to get rid of himself?

What happened? The rope snapped?