Captain Zzap!
Yellow Blossum
wank and cry
I'm one short for our Insurgency barbecue. If you'd just quit struggling I could lop it off properly. You're only making it look worse...
No, thats a picture of halo. We all know he tried to cut off his dick since he never gets to use it.
Couldn't be. I cut off Halo's dick the day we first met. His has already healed over.
that for damn sure is not delightful
Not at first, no, but drizzle a little olive oil, a little rosemary...
That's clever of you. Your mom (who has touched my wiener) should be proud of you.