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ssteve! - the wwizard! behind the curtain; so much hype, so much noise... disappointing.

syd/yellow blossum - dorothy; the only chick, looking for a way out (even though she probably won't admit it to herself)

whomod - the scarecrow; no brains, none of his own at least

killer spelled backwards - no heart; he's so X-TREME! and then he runs away offline!

wankie82 - the cowardly liar, natch!
oh so true...so true. But then again, what would I know.....I'm not real!
perhaps more boobie pics would persuade them. just sayin...
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
careful gaylo thinks photoshop is a sign of losing...oh wait your an insurgent!


 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
perhaps more boobie pics would persuade them. just sayin...


OH...I plan on it :-)
POST NOW! I'd like an hour-by-hour documentation of them tah-tahs.
im gonna have to roll with uschi on that one...
maybe take 30 frames per second. while jogging. in place.
nekkid.
yeah!
HALO IS A LYING COWARD!
bump
*Gasp* NEKKID?
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
ssteve! - the wwizard! behind the curtain; so much hype, so much noise... disappointing.

syd/yellow blossum - dorothy; the only chick, looking for a way out (even though she probably won't admit it to herself)

whomod - the scarecrow; no brains, none of his own at least

killer spelled backwards - no heart; he's so X-TREME! and then he runs away offline!

wankie82 - the cowardly liar, natch!


Oh my sammitch is just so witty! Or really, really disturbed. Or both.
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
*Gasp* NEKKID?



yes
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
*Gasp* NEKKID?



yes


Lol, I have to get all my pics approved by Sammitch first. He doesn't want to share.
then he really shouldnt have told you about this place...
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
then he really shouldnt have told you about this place...


Lol he says no full nudes. They are for his eyes only. I dunno, maybe you can talk him into it. Doubtful though ;\)
sigh...fine no full nudes. half will have to do...
She works haaaaaaard for the money...duh duh dunna.....so haaaaaard for it honey...duh duh dunna....she works haaaaaaaard for the money so you better treat her riiiiight.
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
sigh...fine no full nudes. half will have to do...


Lol, I'm not showing you my naked legs! Socks are sexy!
meh. cant blame a guy for trying...
I'll tell you what, darling....

I will take some pictures in a pair of nice, pink, frilly socks...and send them your way!
you got the wrong guy. save that for christmas and give it to rex...
Oh don't pretend like you don't wanna see me in some pretty, frilly, pink socks. Lets not kid ourselves here, nutter!!
well if its you in the socks(and in the socks only ;\) ) i could roll with that...
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
well if its you in the socks(and in the socks only ;\) ) i could roll with that...



Awww shucks.

I was all pumped to roll out my Amish gear.
nice try...
You just don't know what you're missing. A

Any takers to see me in my Amish wear?
I think the beard would be too much of a turn off.
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
I think the beard would be too much of a turn off.


Clearly you haven't seen me with a beard. Its glorious.
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
sigh...fine no full nudes. half will have to do...


Lol, I'm not showing you my naked legs! Socks are sexy!


rex is looking for a bottle of windex and some paper towels for his monitor as we speak...
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
sigh...fine no full nudes. half will have to do...


Lol, I'm not showing you my naked legs! Socks are sexy!


rex is looking for a bottle of windex and some paper towels for his monitor as we speak...


You wear some pretty sexy socks too Philliam....ones that go up to the knee...mmm.

And lets not forget those pink leggings...
stop making fun of my sunburn... \:\(
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
stop making fun of my sunburn... \:\(


But its so cuuuuuuuute!
Who did I kill when I first came by?
snarf... wait... keep trying!
I'm actually not even sure what my description implies. Not being snarky - just curious.
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
ssteve! - the wwizard! behind the curtain; so much hype, so much noise... disappointing.

syd/yellow blossum - dorothy; the only chick, looking for a way out (even though she probably won't admit it to herself)

whomod - the scarecrow; no brains, none of his own at least

killer spelled backwards - no heart; he's so X-TREME! and then he runs away offline!

wankie82 - the cowardly liar, natch!


Regulated to being one of the many nameless midgets, damn. \:\(
 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
ssteve! - the wwizard! behind the curtain; so much hype, so much noise... disappointing.

syd/yellow blossum - dorothy; the only chick, looking for a way out (even though she probably won't admit it to herself)

whomod - the scarecrow; no brains, none of his own at least

killer spelled backwards - no heart; he's so X-TREME! and then he runs away offline!

wankie82 - the cowardly liar, natch!


Regulated to being one of the many nameless midgets, damn. \:\(


you can be the doorman at the emerald city if you wanna.
 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
I'm actually not even sure what my description implies. Not being snarky - just curious.


mostly that you're the only girl there (that we know of) and there are better places you could be; you just haven't acknowledged that yet.
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
ssteve! - the wwizard! behind the curtain; so much hype, so much noise... disappointing.

syd/yellow blossum - dorothy; the only chick, looking for a way out (even though she probably won't admit it to herself)

whomod - the scarecrow; no brains, none of his own at least

killer spelled backwards - no heart; he's so X-TREME! and then he runs away offline!

wankie82 - the cowardly liar, natch!


Regulated to being one of the many nameless midgets, damn. \:\(


you can be the doorman at the emerald city if you wanna.


He isn't a midget is he?
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
I'm actually not even sure what my description implies. Not being snarky - just curious.


mostly that you're the only girl there (that we know of) and there are better places you could be; you just haven't acknowledged that yet.


Snob.
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
I'm actually not even sure what my description implies. Not being snarky - just curious.


mostly that you're the only girl there (that we know of) and there are better places you could be; you just haven't acknowledged that yet.


Snob.
 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
ssteve! - the wwizard! behind the curtain; so much hype, so much noise... disappointing.

syd/yellow blossum - dorothy; the only chick, looking for a way out (even though she probably won't admit it to herself)

whomod - the scarecrow; no brains, none of his own at least

killer spelled backwards - no heart; he's so X-TREME! and then he runs away offline!

wankie82 - the cowardly liar, natch!


Regulated to being one of the many nameless midgets, damn. \:\(


you can be the doorman at the emerald city if you wanna.


He isn't a midget is he?

No and he has the sweetest stache in the whole movie.
it is pretty pimp.
 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
ssteve! - the wwizard! behind the curtain; so much hype, so much noise... disappointing.

syd/yellow blossum - dorothy; the only chick, looking for a way out (even though she probably won't admit it to herself)

whomod - the scarecrow; no brains, none of his own at least

killer spelled backwards - no heart; he's so X-TREME! and then he runs away offline!

wankie82 - the cowardly liar, natch!


Regulated to being one of the many nameless midgets, damn. \:\(


you can be the doorman at the emerald city if you wanna.


He isn't a midget is he?

No and he has the sweetest stache in the whole movie.


Count me in then. Do I get to kick the creepy little midgets? I should be allowed to considering how they are really short, creepy looking bastards and, therefore, deserve it. "Stay out of the Wizard's palace, creeps."
The doorman, we find out later, is actually the wizard. You're also a fortune teller WITH A TURBAN.

You can kill whoever you fucking want.
Those little lollipop bastards are done for now.

BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
A FUCKING TURBAN!
A MOTHERFUCKING TURBAN!
In Oz, we call them Jihad Hats.

Derka Derka Derka!
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts


Not all of them can be winners. You ever seen a comedian's routine when they are trying out new material. It can really blow sometimes.
i dont watch tv. radiation and all.
The t.v. specials are fine. It is the comedy club tours to prepare for them that suck.

And, I think the radiation is fine as long as you don't sit too close. Or, watch friends.
or so the germans would have you to believe!
Damn those crafty Germans. Their treachery is is almost as bad as what the queers are doing to our soil.
you received the pamphlet from Pueblo, Colorado i see.
Yeah, I always use Des Moines, Iowa for an example.
I,of course,blame the Germans.
 Originally Posted By: iggy
In Oz, we call them Jihad Hats.

Derka Derka Derka!


Derka Derka Derka Derka Derka!!!
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
it is pretty pimp.


I wanna be in the story too! What am I? What am I?
Thats not a character! Though my boobs do look like that when I run.
Gob bless you,big hootered girl.
why thank you, Lothar darling...my hooters and I try our best
....with a inflatable girlfriend and a ski mask?
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
....with a inflatable girlfriend and a ski mask?


You have Sammitch confused with Cross. And Doc. And Grimm. And Pro (he married his!). And...
... Joe Mama (who has had to repair his so many times that it looks like Frankenstein's monster).
 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
... Joe Mama (who has had to repair his so many times that it looks like Frankenstein's monster).


I likes my wimmens patchy!!!
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
....with a inflatable girlfriend and a ski mask?


You have Sammitch confused with Cross. And Doc. And Grimm. And Pro (he married his!). And...


Tee hee...I aint no blow up doll...though my boobies are flotation devices!


testify!
You get to use them as pillows tomorrow Philliam.
Lucky fuker.
look out sergeant sodomy! the internet bullies are coming!!!
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