What are they trying to accomplish?

Make us stop making jokes about little kids of people's screennames?
Aint' happening.

Make us "leave these boards," as they often used to spout?
Ain't happening. In fact, we've had more regulars posting since they came, thus making their presence counter-productive.

Annoy us?
Heh.

Make us shut down and hunker up until they go away, like the most raids end in? Make the RKMBs close up?
Ha ha ha ha... this can't be it 'cause their ain't NO way that'd happen. Except when Rob doesn't pay the bills.

If this is a raid, what's the desired result?

I'm really confused.

theyll tell you now its just about standing up for a friend. which is pretty much all they can say since all the "well chase you guys outta here" "clean up the garbage" crap has been so futile...

Yeah, but how long do they want to "stand up for a friend?" What end result do they seek?

I mean, if I go on a pointless raid, I usually quit after a week. If I have a goal before I start, I achieve it and leave.

I think a lot of them are enjoying it here. I hope some stay. We need some new faces, y'know?

yeah. a lot of em will stay i think. as far as the "stand up for a friend" thing its pretty much just against rex now (at least as far as zzap is concerned) but yeah. new blood is always good.

I really wish they'd explain. Or Pro would h4x0rz their boards and find out.

They all want me to apologize. Which is never going to happen, but since their all window lickers they don't get it.

Okay, yeah. So that's the current perogative?

what's it gonna be NEXT week?

tune in to find out! same bat time. same bat channel...

batman makes me hard in my penis

Hey uschi, did you apologize to your father today for being genetic garbage? The feces in the gene pool of humanity?

oh you silly! Of course not! I just stopped by the house and kicked him in the sack!

damn killer-spelled-backwards is so fucking HARDCORE!!!

then I raped my mom!

They're gonna brag about they won baking contests in the county show? And not give RKMBers cookies?

those inhuman bastards!!

bobby brown would be so disapointed with the insurgency...

HALO IS A LYING COWARD!

Bobby told me "You gotta work that guitar."

That's Uschi's way of saying happy fathers day.

I have Daddy issues.

whomod, call the coppers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoops! Maybe I should have said Whomod's daughter. That way I'd obviously be lying and not confessing to raping my mother.

Whooie should really do something about his daughter getting rapped all the time. And why did he name her Whomod's daughter? Couldn't he give her a real name.

The Insurgents have two goals:
1. Wank.
2. Cry.

i think the endgame is staying here forever, lets face it these are the coolest boards on the internet why would they want to leave?

Al-Qaeda.com is a lively place. Thought there is a lot of Bush bashing there. I guess you just have look past that and get to know the people there.

Zzap has already threatened to stay. That threat is worse than any I've made towards whomod's daughter.

Honestly, I don't know. I just heard there were gift bags for signing up.

Yeah, gift bags. Right. Just reach into Uschi's sack.

I've got a gift bag for you, just get on your knees and open your mouth.

Wouldn't her father have to apologize to her for that?

You have to take it slow with KILLER SPELLED BACKWARDS....

it hurts when he uses his brain.

well, he shares it with Sukkbones and W&C. gets a little difficult for them all attempting to spazz at once.

You make a good point...those poor bastards.

That boy aint right.