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Posted By: thedoctor World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-07-31 4:22 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080731/lf_nm_life/britain_joke_dc
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The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

It heads the world's oldest top 10 joke list published by the University of Wolverhampton on Thursday.

A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second -- "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

"Jokes have varied over the years, with some taking the question and answer format while others are witty proverbs or riddles," said the report's writer Dr Paul McDonald, senior lecturer at the university.

"What they all share however, is a willingness to deal with taboos and a degree of rebellion. Modern puns, Essex girl jokes and toilet humor can all be traced back to the very earliest jokes identified in this research."

The study was commissioned by television channel Dave. The top 10 oldest jokes can be viewed at http://www.dave-tv.co.uk.
Posted By: rex Re: World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-07-31 7:12 PM
Do you think llance thought those were funny when he was a kid?
Posted By: PJP Re: World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-07-31 8:22 PM
toilet humour is my favorite.
I prefer the more sophisticated bidet humour.
Posted By: John Byrne Re: World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-07-31 10:00 PM
I always considered Beardgay to be the worlds oldest (now deadest) joke.
Posted By: Uschi Re: World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-08-01 3:49 AM


Posted By: Rob Re: World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-08-01 4:43 AM
 Originally Posted By: rex
Do you think llance thought those were funny when he was a kid?


they weren't available yet when he was a kid
Posted By: Uschi Re: World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-08-01 4:57 AM

The study was commissioned by television channel Dave. The top 10 oldest jokes can be viewed at http://www.dave-tv.co.uk.

I can't find the list. helpz?
Posted By: Poncharillo Re: World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-08-01 10:13 AM
The joke's on you!
Posted By: King Snarf Re: World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-08-01 10:21 AM
 Originally Posted By: John Byrne
I always considered Beardgay to be the worlds oldest (now deadest) joke.


Wait, did beardguy die?
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-08-01 2:51 PM
we don't have time to stop and let you catch up.
Posted By: King Snarf Re: World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-08-02 6:51 AM
You leave Heinz condiments out of this!
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
You leave Heinz condiments out of this!


Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: World's Oldest Joke Is A Fart Joke - 2008-08-05 5:01 PM
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
You leave Heinz condiments out of this!

You really are a twat!
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