Everybody be quiet, iggy's girlfriend is spying on us

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Did she leave her boobie pics?

Oh, I've got much more than pics of her boobies on the camera! $;\)$

Pics of her cock?

Jeremy wants to know.

For goodness sakes,Come out of the closet,Jeremy. No one around here will make fun of you.

Originally Posted By: rex

Pics of her cock?

I'm not dating Uschi, Rex.

good. 'cause I like cock.

Originally Posted By: iggy

Originally Posted By: rex

Pics of her cock?

I'm not dating Uschi, Rex.

Because uschi is the only transgendered person? I've seen her pics. She might as well be a dude.

Originally Posted By: Uschi

good. 'cause I like cock.

Didn't you just say you were asexual?

Originally Posted By: rex

Originally Posted By: iggy

Originally Posted By: rex

Pics of her cock?

I'm not dating Uschi, Rex.

Because uschi is the only transgendered person? I've seen her pics. She might as well be a dude.

Aww, jealous cause I've got something a million times better than a sock.

I am all things to all people.

To me, you're a pineapple.

yeah, that's what my head looks like, with this hair-don't!

Originally Posted By: rex

Originally Posted By: Uschi

good. 'cause I like cock.

Didn't you just say you were asexual?

I think Ush meant to say she was assseual.

Originally Posted By: rex

Because uschi is the only transgendered person? I've seen her pics. She might as well be a dude.

I guess that's why you kept begging her for more pics.

I was referring to iggy's girlfriend. She looks like a 13 year old boy.

ooooh I love those little asian genderless girls!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/shelovescoffee

rex is embarrassed he wanked to the Alice Cooper pic.....

Originally Posted By: iggy

Aww, jealous

It's rex. That should answer your question...

Puddy am puddy. bend her am over if you am think she's ugly.

All Iggybitch has to do is think of Jack daniels when he wants to get a hard-on for his imaginary girlfriend

Originally Posted By: Abin Sure, whose avatar is also crying

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: iggy

Aww, jealous

It's rex. That should answer your question...

Point taken.

And, Abin is starting to sound a lot like Sikk with the imaginary girlfriend shtick. Me thinks that it is probably a shared account. Or, like me, Sikk woke up to find that the board has spell check.

Originally Posted By: Abin Sure

All Iggybitch has to do is think of Jack daniels when he wants to get a hard-on for his imaginary girlfriend

Jameson, my good sir. The whisky and the Jenna.

Originally Posted By: iggy

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: iggy

Aww, jealous

It's rex. That should answer your question...

Point taken.

And, Abin is starting to sound a lot like Sikk with the imaginary girlfriend shtick. Me thinks that it is probably a shared account. Or, like me, Sikk woke up to find that the board has spell check.

IT'S NOT ME.. and have you admitted to creating an imaginary internet girlfreind yet in a drunken stupor yet?

besides.. i'd have more fun with it and be funnier.

like this actual picture of Knitwit (if she really exsited,.

Originally Posted By: iggy

Originally Posted By: Prometheus

Originally Posted By: iggy

Aww, jealous

It's rex. That should answer your question...

Point taken.

And, Abin is starting to sound a lot like Sikk with the imaginary girlfriend shtick. Me thinks that it is probably a shared account. Or, like me, Sikk woke up to find that the board has spell check.

Liar.

You don't think

yeah, exactly... i'd be funnier... see previous post in this thread.

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

yeah, exactly... i'd be funnier... see previous post in this thread.

I saw it. I'm sure Iggy has done plenty of drinking since Invision shut down the board he had dedicated to me.

Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

yeah, exactly... i'd be funnier... see previous post in this thread.

I saw it. I'm sure Iggy has done plenty of drinking since Invision shut down the board he had dedicated to me.

you were Knitwit?

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

yeah, exactly... i'd be funnier... see previous post in this thread.

I saw it. I'm sure Iggy has done plenty of drinking since Invision shut down the board he had dedicated to me.

you were Knitwit?

Iggy wouldn't dedicate a board to his girlfriend. He might be an weak, lying, asshole sellout but he's not mushy.

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Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts

Stealing G-morons vids from the politics section now? So much for rich material.

Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts

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Don't hurt yourself, BSAMS.

Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry

Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts

Stealing G-morons vids from the politics section now? So much for rich material.

you even fucked up the code!

yeah, it's not like knit wit even exists anyways tommy.

Question for Tommy and Sikkbones:

Why do you two insist on acting out your relationship issues here? Can't you confine them to your own boards? Maybe move in together and deal with them in real life? Sheesh...

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Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Question for Tommy and Sikkbones:

Why do you two insist on acting out your relationship issues here? Can't you confine them to your own boards? Maybe move in together and deal with them in real life? Sheesh...

jealous Joe?
sorry that i don't involve your marshmellow shaped ass in our sexual orgys?

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Question for Tommy and Sikkbones:

Why do you two insist on acting out your relationship issues here? Can't you confine them to your own boards? Maybe move in together and deal with them in real life? Sheesh...

jealous Joe?
sorry that i don't involve your marshmellow shaped ass in our sexual orgys?

Why are you talking about my arse? Don't you see that this is the major reason for Tommy's rage? Just accept him! Love him the way he wants you to! Stop making him jealous with your useless passes at me! Cripes, man, he's a human being...stop treating him and his love like objects to be toyed with!

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Question for Tommy and Sikkbones:

Why do you two insist on acting out your relationship issues here? Can't you confine them to your own boards? Maybe move in together and deal with them in real life? Sheesh...

jealous Joe?
sorry that i don't involve your marshmellow shaped ass in our sexual orgys?

Why are you talking about my arse? Don't you see that this is the major reason for Tommy's rage? Just accept him! Love him the way he wants you to! Stop making him jealous with your useless passes at me! Cripes, man, he's a human being...stop treating him and his love like objects to be toyed with!

that sounded 700% more emo than wanky has ever been... crying in your tissues there joe?

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Question for Tommy and Sikkbones:

Why do you two insist on acting out your relationship issues here? Can't you confine them to your own boards? Maybe move in together and deal with them in real life? Sheesh...

jealous Joe?
sorry that i don't involve your marshmellow shaped ass in our sexual orgys?

Why are you talking about my arse? Don't you see that this is the major reason for Tommy's rage? Just accept him! Love him the way he wants you to! Stop making him jealous with your useless passes at me! Cripes, man, he's a human being...stop treating him and his love like objects to be toyed with!

that sounded 700% more emo than wanky has ever been... crying in your tissues there joe?

He just hates to see two people so in love with each other try and deny their feelings for one another.

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Question for Tommy and Sikkbones:

Why do you two insist on acting out your relationship issues here? Can't you confine them to your own boards? Maybe move in together and deal with them in real life? Sheesh...

jealous Joe?
sorry that i don't involve your marshmellow shaped ass in our sexual orgys?

Why are you talking about my arse? Don't you see that this is the major reason for Tommy's rage? Just accept him! Love him the way he wants you to! Stop making him jealous with your useless passes at me! Cripes, man, he's a human being...stop treating him and his love like objects to be toyed with!

that sounded 700% more emo than wanky has ever been... crying in your tissues there joe?

I guess you'd know what's emo, seeing as you're the expert. I was just trying to be compassionate. I know you two love each other, but why use me as a weapon against each other? Plus, I don't like the idea of you fantasizing about my arse. It's creepy.

umm.. joe... i can't see anything but your 800 pound ass in that picture thats circulating the net... oh... wait.. that's your face?
my mistake.

You DO realize that you just admitted to seeing my ass in every picture of me, right? Cripes, and I thought Tommy was obsessed!

i thought that was your face?

Sure, Sikkbones. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

This is why Tommy is so full of rage...

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Sure, Sikkbones. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

This is why Tommy is so full of rage...

actually i think that's year off assrape from his father... err. fellow marines....

Originally Posted By: Black Machismo

Originally Posted By: Joe Mama

Sure, Sikkbones. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

This is why Tommy is so full of rage...

actually i think that's year off assrape from his father... err. fellow marines....

Damn. Just...damn!

anything you idiots can come up to insult Halotardicus rex with... i can do one better.. and then tommy Crys.

I think that should just read, "Tommy cries."

Originally Posted By: iggy

I think that should just read, "Tommy cries."

..and iggy drinks himself into an alcholic stupor over his imagiary girl.

Leave my "imagiary girl" out of this. Good Gob, you spell like Halo and sound like a drunken Ted Turner.

fuck... is iggydrunk making fun of a drunk ted turner?

Yeah, and a babbling baboon...er...Sikkbones.

Originally Posted By: iggy

Yeah, and a babbling baboon...er...Sikkbones.

Monkey see. Monkey do.. of course... i'm a drunk monkey.. only alcholic monkeys go to meetings.

That's right. You go to Tantillo Anonymous.

"Hello everyone, My name is Sikk B. and I'm a Tommy-holic.

Originally Posted By: iggy

That's right. You go to Tantillo Anonymous.

"Hello everyone, My name is Sikk B. and I'm a Tommy-holic.

at least i don't invent internet girlfreinds to amuse idiots in drunken states.

Yeah, you make real dolls based off of your Halo love and Joe crush.

how is Knitwit these days anyways iggy?

Btw your last comment was almost funny jordy.

Knit is doing well. She sings in here and looks around at times, but doesn't really feel like posting much on message boards these days.

Watch it you two.

how many months pregnant with my Imagianry child is she?

Originally Posted By: iggy

That's right. You go to Tantillo Anonymous.

"Hello everyone, My name is Sikk B. and I'm a Tommy-holic.

Is one of the twelve steps, not wanting Halo's penis?

Sir, put away that comma RIGHT. NOW.

No. That is the thirteenth step. And, considering you are only at step number two, you have a long way to go before you get to that.

Originally Posted By: iggy

No. That is the thirteenth step. And, considering you are only at step number two, you have a long way to go before you get to that.

whats the second and third step?

and it's funny that you'd be lecturing on a 12 step program.. becuase you can't get past the first step of AA....

admitting you have a problem and that it has affected your freinds, and family.

I demand a poll be posted to see if my drinking has really affected people so badly.

Originally Posted By: iggy

I demand a poll be posted to see if my drinking has really affected people so badly.

here.. or at the new insurgency.. Or a private polling of your family members?

Here.

that's a cheat... these people aren't your real freinds... and if you think that they are.. you are even more pathetic than we already assumed you were.

But...we...we had a plan...to...to rig polls...and destroy this place.

Remember?

$;\)$

Originally Posted By: iggy

But...we...we had a plan...to...to rig polls...and destroy this place.

Remember?

$;\)$

that wasn't me and you know it wasn't Jordan...

i'm only here because i'm having more fun mocking your alcoholism than dealing with Tommy's emo homosexual rantings at the new gaysurgency.

Still, we have our orders from Zzap!.

the other day there were a couple drunk homeless people arguing near my window. This is almost a word for word re-enactment.

Originally Posted By: iggy

Still, we have our orders from Zzap!.

....Since Fucking When do i take Marching Orders from the Jew?

Ever since the Jew made you his personal attack/lap bitch.

Tommy must be pissed! He was forming the heckpuppies for just that reason!

That explains it. They are projecting their gay fantasies with Zzap onto you, Joe.

Which is funny, cuz I'm not Jewish.

Yes. He loves ham too much.

Originally Posted By: iggy

Ever since the Jew made you his personal attack/lap bitch.

jordan is that anti-semetic tendencies i'm seeing develop or you just a natural redneck?

I am from rural South Carolina.

826 posts and not one of them are worth a fuck.

I'm sure the angry 15-year suburbanite gangstas would welcome the return of your "poetry" at the eminem fag board that you came from.

Originally Posted By: iggy

I am from rural South Carolina.

ah yes that's right... your too drunk to be an anti-semite.

there's no such thing

rob stay out of this... this is between me and the drunken anti-semite.

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

826 posts and not one of them are worth a fuck.

Tommy would disagree. He'd say they're worth MANY fucks!

Originally Posted By: MisterJLA

I'm sure the angry 15-year suburbanite gangstas would welcome the return of your "poetry" at the eminem fag board that you came from.

This thread is almost as gay as Wanky himself.

Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen

there's no such thing