robert kamphausen: I'mma shut down the boards forever. Go spread the whiny word!

there's no apostrophe in "imma"

In fact, Rob rarely uses punctuation. Rehearsals reax!

Is this why you're not a mod?

people really should donate

No, I'm stingy.

Well there is that yogurt.

DONT DO IT!!!

Because?

Rob, are you giving up the boards because of lex? Because of your Hogan themed wedding? If you give up the boards will we all be sent over to some free proboards shit? Whom are you giving the boards up to? Will they let me see the secret forum or front page stuff? If you give up the boards will you more frequently update your blog?

And will you make Lex dress up as Batgirl for your wedding? If so, post pics.

Sneaky please, maybe after the third date.

these questions, and more, will be answered in our hour-long special this tuesday!

BE THERE!

it's a whole new fall season on the rkmbs!

Will there be a nude scene?

Yes, during sweeps.

dear gob no!

Rob is giving the boards to me cause I ran outta toilet paper!

Maybe we could migrate to that Incandescentboards. I heard it's really active!

I don't know, people are so mean over there.

I don't want to go to Sammitch's boards. Its all talk of child support and the fine print oncondoms.

plus the gaping anal shots of chewy are a bit much....

a bit.

Two bits...

Dear Gob. I'll be hung for treason.

you just got joey's attention.

its actually no talk, at all.

basmas and I are negotiating a buyout. Nothing will change rob will still have a blog but rex will have to take anger management classes with whomod.

Will harley have a membership fee?

Rob has been very fair throughout the process, but has asked no further comment until the deal is complete. One thing I can tell you plebes, there will be a Cooking With PJP Forum forthcoming!

i'm the forth!

i mean...

wait, no comment

evar.

Toss in some swords and blunt objects and we can get money out of that!

I do wonder if PJP will do a better job banning people than Rob ever did.

I think the same thing whenever I read one of jeremys posts.

all I know is I'm cumming after your nice tight ass.

you're over 18 right?

You realise she is probably the only person on this board thats taken it up the pooper more times than Rob?
She's gonna change her id to Slacky Bummy!

You people lay off my future ex-wife! She's as pure as the driven snow!

your subconscious made you type it in orange.

Yeah PJP, ban that son of a bitch!

Yellow snow...yay!

Jeremy you will be enslaved and be part of our collective.

Dude, merging with Jermery is just sick!

But I hear there's good medical coverage. Now how about a 401K?

Bend over.

I've never taken it in the poper thank youl.

That's better than brown snow.

Would you like to set up an appointment?

My rates are reasonable.

Sure SB, sure!

Yeah, this conversation is good for what ails me.

Yeah? Well, what ails you?

Insomnia.

Rob, are you shutting the boards down because we didn't have a RobCon/RKMBs_Fest? I mean... YOu could have invited us to that thing.. Y'know, Thanksmas?

thanksmas isn't just a thing, dearest bunny. its a feeling. a place in your heart. and butt. its warm, and cozy.

idiots.

fucking mormons.

Its nice to see you cant live without us!

How could he stay away? He needs us!!!

Like a fish needs a bicycle.

Is he trying to throw his arms around the world, Lothar?

Will almighty PJP make Pro wash out his vagina?

there isnt enough ad revenue in the world....

sneaky bunny crying Moderator Some Fat Bitch
15000+ posts Tue Sep 16 2008 08:40 PM Reading a post
Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast
Thread: The insurgency have won?

How far you gonna go Joe Mama? Before you lose your way back home.

is "idiot" more powerful than "moron"?

Can Uschi give it in teh ass to n00bs?

http://www.wankandcry.com

...eeww...

Pro is quick at the hacking.

King Snarf content User 10000+ posts Wed Sep 17 2008 11:23 PM Reading a post
Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast
Thread: The insurgency have won?

CAN I?!

no.

NAZI!

ADOLFBUSHLER!

CONSERVATOLOCAUST!!!

YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT!!!

I didn't know white guys were hung.

What's the insurgency?

Hold on, I have the link to the Insurgency forum right here... hey, where did it go?!

You're better off not knowing.

stealth forums

the ultimate sign of victory