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Posted By: PJP Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 1:53 AM
I missed that whole thing.....what was that all about anyhow. He started a thread about Hal Jordan and Parallax and ened up leaving afterwards because of Joe and Pro? Please summarize for me.
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 2:35 AM
 Originally Posted By: Halo82
Posted By: rex Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 2:39 AM
I kinda missed all of it as well. I read the threads and all but never say where the conflict came from. I chalked it up to wanky being a psycho tard.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 2:43 AM
 Originally Posted By: PJP
I missed that whole thing.....what was that all about anyhow. He started a thread about Hal Jordan and Parallax and ened up leaving afterwards because of Joe and Pro? Please summarize for me.

He voiced his opinion (of which some of made sense, but not all), Grimm and Pro (I think it was, maybe Joe as well) voiced theirs (some of which was crap, but some wasnt), but unlike most people who either brush it off as a difference of opinion, or put together a cohesive argument, he went mental and had a breakdown.

I agreed with some of what he was saying, and thought that some of the stuff that was then thrown back at him, by people who admitted to never really reading any old GL stuff, was bollocks, but most of us have learnt that you can never change someone elses mind when its made up, you just walk away and forget about it.

Wanky did walk away in the end, of course, but not before he made himself look like a complete cunt, even to someone who thought he was right (for the most part, but not all).
Posted By: PJP Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 2:45 AM
Did he like the Parallax explanation....the yellow bug.....or was he against it?


I don't know how I felt to tell you the truth. It was kind of cool having Jordan as a bad guy. I like Kyle so it was easy for me to see him as bad. Now that he is good again I'm kind of meh.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 2:51 AM
I cant remember all the details, but I believe he liked the concept.

Simple fact is, whether it was a good idea or not, its only a fucking comic book, and is not worth having a total and utter brain meltdown over.

It would be like bsams going postal after someone said they didnt like the Big Lebowski, or you losing your mind over someone not liking Kevin Costner movies.

Yeah, you like em, but they are only entertainment, not life or fucking death.
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 3:21 AM
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE THAT GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 5:06 AM
Joe and Grimm (and Jerry, I think) all got into a discussion about Parallax and Jordan. Halo thought it was a fine idea, and thought the whole idea of Jordan having a breakdown in the first place was out of character. Joe, Grimm, and (somewhat) myself tried to explain that Jordan's history was littered with legitimate signs that the character could be written towards possible said end. Halo disagreed vehemently, but was (at one point) willing to just let it be okay to disagree. However, not one for tact, he didn't put it very clearly, or came across too brash. Grimm and Joseph began a character assassination, as are the rights of the RKMBs military posting branch. We all go through the fire, and thus Thomas would as well. Unfortunately, Thomas neglected to check the manual at the door, and became quite unwound.

He created a second thread, one devoted directly to the new argument that Joe and Grimm were assholes (which is still under some investigation). In one instance, Joseph let off a zinger or two I thought entirely hilarious. So, I posted my agreement with his cunning wit. Halo, however, would have no part of this. He would not recognize friendships/relationships created on these boards. He did not believe I would post in support of Joe Mama due to humor. He did not think what they had said was funny, and thus declared it so. I was then labeled a "sycophant" (which took a few tries, but he finally got the spelling and use of the word correct) and a "suck-up" (which was, more or less, the same thing...but Thomas didn't seem to mind the double-phrasing).

Then..at the height of the full-scale assault on his frail online persona, Halo left these boards. Forever.






Five Months Later...


He returned with his buddies from another board to "defend the morals and good character of Whomod's Daughter!"(TM)

Strangely enough...whomod himself did not show.

The mystery continues to this day.






Three Weeks Later...

We destroyed their boards with my very marvelous "hacking" skills, and the former Insurgents vanished into a fragmented, locked-down forum.

To this day...some say that you can still hear the howls of humiliation and wailing of pain, drifting along the old docks near Rob's Blog. Some say that it's not the ghosts of Rob's ex-lovers (as some believe), but of the living, shamed souls of those that dared attack these hallowed and revered boards....the neglect of their friends and children haunting their every breath......
Posted By: PJP Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 5:13 AM
Thanks.....I never quite knew how this whole thing began.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 5:16 AM
And now you know...
Posted By: Lord David Bowie Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 5:23 AM
I really feel sorry for that Halo chappie, and as a huge rock star of some repute, I feel it is my duty to help him.

What do you think he would like most?

I have a few ideas, but they generally revolve around anal sex.
Posted By: Lord David Bowie Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 5:24 AM
Maybe a little joke will cheer the little fellow up.


Why did Halo try to join the navy?

He heard a news report about some seamen being discharged.
Posted By: PJP Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 5:24 AM
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 5:30 AM
Oh yeah!
Posted By: Lord David Bowie Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 5:42 AM
I just made that joke up.

It is almost like writing great songs that last for generations.
All you need is the material to work with, and that Halo chappie provides us all with a vast source of material to draw on.

Now if he would like to "draw on" my phallus, I am sure we would both end this night on a happier note.
Posted By: Wank and Cry Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 5:58 AM
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: PJP
I missed that whole thing.....what was that all about anyhow. He started a thread about Hal Jordan and Parallax and ened up leaving afterwards because of Joe and Pro? Please summarize for me.

He voiced his opinion (of which some of made sense, but not all), Grimm and Pro (I think it was, maybe Joe as well) voiced theirs (some of which was crap, but some wasnt), but unlike most people who either brush it off as a difference of opinion, or put together a cohesive argument, he went mental and had a breakdown.

I agreed with some of what he was saying, and thought that some of the stuff that was then thrown back at him, by people who admitted to never really reading any old GL stuff, was bollocks, but most of us have learnt that you can never change someone elses mind when its made up, you just walk away and forget about it.

Wanky did walk away in the end, of course, but not before he made himself look like a complete cunt, even to someone who thought he was right (for the most part, but not all).



Wow, that's like the complete opposite of what happened in reality.

I made an argument that Joe and Grimm civily disagreed with at first but when I stuck to my guns they through a hissy fit. Joe (twice) said he wasn't going to talk to me anymore because I disagreed with him. When I proved Grimm wrong about an example he used he stormed off as well. Joe then had a major meltdown. What really pissed me off though is that when Joe through a tantrum "NOBODIES TALKING TO YOU HALO" brain dead ass kissers like Pro, Harley, and K-nut just covered up for him.

That's the truth. In hindsight I should probaly have let it go but I can't stand sycophantic enablers. They're the only thing worse than cunts like Nowhereman.

That's the truth. In hindsight, I should probaly have just let it go but m
Posted By: Rob Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 6:03 AM
m will get you every time
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 6:03 AM
Still as deluded as ever!
Posted By: Wank and Cry Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 6:16 AM
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Still as deluded as ever!


Project much? You clueless cunt, you. It's probaly easier for you to revise history at this shit hole than get a life, huh? Well, have fun.
Posted By: Rob Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 6:17 AM
as an aside, w&c, how many times a day, y'think, are you checkin out this site? just a guess / ballpark figure is fine. 4? 5?
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 6:19 AM
what's a probaly?
Posted By: rex Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 6:39 AM
there's at least one insurgent lurking here at all times.
Posted By: Rob Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 6:42 AM
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
as an aside, w&c, how many times a day, y'think, are you checkin out this site? just a guess / ballpark figure is fine. 4? 5?


i guess we'll have to wait an hour or two to find out.

Wank and Cry
User Feared by the RKMB morons
3000+ posts 09/18/08 11:41 PM
Logging out
Posted By: MisterJLA Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 6:44 AM
 Originally Posted By: Lord David Bowie
Maybe a little joke will cheer the little fellow up.


Why did Halo try to join the navy?

He heard a news report about some seamen being discharged.




I love this alt.

Posted By: King Snarf Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 6:52 AM
Man, wanky got burned by Kampy, and not in the traditional venereal disease ridden way.
Posted By: URG Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 7:22 AM
 Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen
as an aside, w&c, how many times a day, y'think, are you checkin out this site? just a guess / ballpark figure is fine. 4? 5?


You should know better than that, rob. Wanky has a tendency to *logout* when you throw hard questions at him. He then waits a day or two before logging in again, hoping the question will be forgetten by that time.

Wanky, PLEASE ask me to back that up with examples!
Posted By: Jeremy Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 7:34 AM
Mxy, he doesn't have to answer it, we all know. We all know.
Posted By: Jeremy Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 7:35 AM
 Originally Posted By: URG


Posted By: Dabney Donovan Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 7:47 AM
uh oh..
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 3:25 PM
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Still as deluded as ever!


Project much? You clueless cunt, you. It's probaly easier for you to revise history at this shit hole than get a life, huh? Well, have fun.

One, I dont need to revise history, its still there for all to read you fucking idiot.
Two, I have a life, and thats why I like mocking your lack of one!
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 5:34 PM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
I was then labeled a "sycophant" (which took a few tries, but he finally got the spelling and use of the word correct) and a "suck-up" (which was, more or less, the same thing...but Thomas didn't seem to mind the double-phrasing).


 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
In hindsight I should probaly have let it go but I can't stand sycophantic enablers.


I'm so proud of him.
Posted By: Prometheus Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 5:36 PM
 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Lord David Bowie
Maybe a little joke will cheer the little fellow up.


Why did Halo try to join the navy?

He heard a news report about some seamen being discharged.




I love this alt.



Me too. It's always A+ material when he pops up. The key is totally in his delivery...
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 6:20 PM
When you read the posts, do you hear a David...sorry, Lord David Bowie voice in your head?

Mxy hears that voice in his head all the time, but thats a whole nother story.
Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 6:22 PM
Posted By: K-nutreturns Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 7:59 PM
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
When you read the posts, do you hear a David...sorry, Lord David Bowie voice in your head?



i would be wrong not to

 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Mxy hears that voice in his head all the time



it would be wrong for him not to
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 8:11 PM
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Still as deluded as ever!


Project much? You clueless cunt, you. It's probaly easier for you to revise history at this shit hole than get a life, huh? Well, have fun.

One, I dont need to revise history, its still there for all to read you fucking idiot.


Posted By: Prometheus Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 8:12 PM
 Originally Posted By: K-nutreturns
 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
When you read the posts, do you hear a David...sorry, Lord David Bowie voice in your head?



i would be wrong not to

 Originally Posted By: Nowhereman
Mxy hears that voice in his head all the time



it would be wrong for him not to


Posted By: iggy Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 10:59 PM
 Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Joe and Grimm (and Jerry, I think) all got into a discussion about Parallax and Jordan. Halo thought it was a fine idea, and thought the whole idea of Jordan having a breakdown in the first place was out of character. Joe, Grimm, and (somewhat) myself tried to explain that Jordan's history was littered with legitimate signs that the character could be written towards possible said end. Halo disagreed vehemently, but was (at one point) willing to just let it be okay to disagree. However, not one for tact, he didn't put it very clearly, or came across too brash. Grimm and Joseph began a character assassination, as are the rights of the RKMBs military posting branch. We all go through the fire, and thus Thomas would as well. Unfortunately, Thomas neglected to check the manual at the door, and became quite unwound.

He created a second thread, one devoted directly to the new argument that Joe and Grimm were assholes (which is still under some investigation). In one instance, Joseph let off a zinger or two I thought entirely hilarious. So, I posted my agreement with his cunning wit. Halo, however, would have no part of this. He would not recognize friendships/relationships created on these boards. He did not believe I would post in support of Joe Mama due to humor. He did not think what they had said was funny, and thus declared it so. I was then labeled a "sycophant" (which took a few tries, but he finally got the spelling and use of the word correct) and a "suck-up" (which was, more or less, the same thing...but Thomas didn't seem to mind the double-phrasing).

Then..at the height of the full-scale assault on his frail online persona, Halo left these boards. Forever.






Five Months Later...


He returned with his buddies from another board to "defend the morals and good character of Whomod's Daughter!"(TM)

Strangely enough...whomod himself did not show.

The mystery continues to this day.






Three Weeks Later...

We destroyed their boards with my very marvelous "hacking" skills, and the former Insurgents vanished into a fragmented, locked-down forum.

To this day...some say that you can still hear the howls of humiliation and wailing of pain, drifting along the old docks near Rob's Blog. Some say that it's not the ghosts of Rob's ex-lovers (as some believe), but of the living, shamed souls of those that dared attack these hallowed and revered boards....the neglect of their friends and children haunting their every breath......


I was going to post that "History of the Insurgency Forums" thing from Wikipedia to show how much better your telling of the story was, but Wikipedia deleted it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=User:Betrayor


Even Wikipedia doesn't want them around.
Posted By: rex Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 11:01 PM
I copied and pasted that in the "top secret raid thread" or whatever it was called in the off topic forum.
Posted By: iggy Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 11:06 PM
Thanks Rex.

http://www.rkmbs.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/955055/fpart/1
Posted By: rex Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 11:07 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Betrayor

Renegade Forums

The renegade forums were created when the dc forums started censoring upon their users.

By now Renegade forums have almost zero posters. They were created by a user whose username is Neoanalysis who also is the adminstrator. The user named Toxicspurge was the moderator/Dictator who instituted a policy of Censorism and goatfucking worse than what had been observed at DCMB. Renegade forums are known for their backstabbing attitudes and also for their right to censor people who may not have the same opinions as them.

Renegade forums is often home to Sporadic Flamewar attacks by Sikkbones and his Allies. (former renegades that have been censored in the new utopia.)

Fuckers: an acronym for members of renegade forum.

It is a well known fact that Chad Parks has the biggest wee-wee on that board.

In the beginning, there was nothing. No place for people to post about DC Comics.

Then a being called the Moderator created the DC Message Boards. Its vast range expanded from the northern mountains to the southern wastelands and everything in between. To ensure peace, he created the 1stman. This poster would serve as his apprentice. Over the years he created more posters to secretly record data, Wellred and Clownfan for example. For a while, everything was normal. This board seemed like a well functioning society, having no complaints until an inept watchmen suspended the right to have avatars. Growth slowed after this, until the time of events known as Countdown to Infinite Crisis. The number of members skyrocketed, prompting the Moderator to create several new watchmen, including Ashtongotpunk'd, Hixon, Horey, and Ryandodson. Peace continued, until, one night in May, the Moderator's evil brother, the Anti-Moderator, also known as Goatfucker, attacked and killed the Moderator. After sending a message of distress to the boards, it was deleted, by the evil being as he assumed control. After this, the Anti-Moderator created his own watchmen, or trolls to patrol the message boards, reeking havok everywhere. One such poster was Dustb05 who became one of the first trolls during the summer of 2005. Dustb05 held an open battle against mentally incompetant poster NewKryptoman06. Other posters, like Loxd and Spidermanwater6 continued to plague the board. Flame wars between trolls and posters, [such as the Badbilltucker/ Simplejack War] engulfed board after board. Another troll, known as the All-star, completely shut the boards down for several days during a feud with fellow anti-poster My-Lamp-is-on. His foul speech included dozens of threads devoted to eating pickles and hating every minority in America.

While this happened, out of the very dust that conceived the Moderator, a new being with remarkable power was formed. This cosmic poster, took the name Relmurmot and observed.

During this time, a disgruntled ethnic minority in the northern quarter of the DC Boards sought independence from their motherboard. They fought a short, relatively peaceful war with an uncaring Anti-Moderator who granted them commonwealth status as opposed to independence. The leaders of this group accepted this as a victory, and have held a very close relationship with the DCMB, at the DC2 Boards.

After handling the war of the north, the Anti-Moderator decided to delete the threads created by some of his trolls, however he experienced a unigue euphoria from deleting threads and causing havoc. Thus a new passion, that would soon lead to his temporary downfall emerged. Unknown to the Anti-Moderator, the Moderator gave all of his powers to DC poster Betrayor, in his last second of life. The Moderator hoped that this could help in battle against his brother. The Betrayor began organizing the most heroic, powerful and popular posters, such as Foxy_Gardener, Mr. Andrew, Iggyssj4 and Neoanalysis, into a modern day knights of the round table. He also used his vast knowledge and vast powers to create an all powerful poster. This poster would be the one to save the DC Message Boards from destruction. His name, was Toxicspurge. In less than a month, Toxicspurge became the most popular poster in all the lands, and organized all of the heroic posters into one thread. The "Who likes Powergirl's Boobs?" thread. In an attempt to shield this thread from the Anti-Moderator, several of the Moderator's original posters, went off on a suicide mission to combat and distract the evil entity. Casualties ran high, including Horey, Hixon, Ithaquoid, and Grape_Ape who were retconned from existance. When this distraction ended, the Anti-Mod turned his attention to the Infinite Crisis Message Board. He saw the high traffic and realized the potential chaos he could create. Posters screamed, as his direct presence loomed over the boards. He then commenced to deletedthe famed Powergirl's Boob's thread as well as many other threads, including one devoted to calling dibs on dismembered body parts of dead characters.

In revolt, Posters Mr. Andrew and Toxicspurge created, the Society. The Posters still held secret talks and wished to break away entirely from the boards and create a new place where Posters could be free; a place, where the Anti-Moderator could have no control; a place called Renegade Forums. This project was headed by NeoAnalysis who constructed an underground bunker in the southern wastelands, however the link to this new place, was deleted. The heroes were cornered and the Anti-Moderator descended towards them. In one final attack, Toxicspurge attacked the vile creature. The Anti-moderator was surprised at the sheer power of the champion and became injured, but he still managed to discharge a blast of retcon, deleting Toxicspurge from existence, as well as many bystanders like DocNero, Tedkordlives and Beetlefan1123, who had done nothing, but watch the spectacular fight. The Anti-Mod was forced to retreat to his lair for a slow recovery.

The board was in uproar over the loss of their leader, but using the combined energy of several remaining posters, the poster known as thebeyonder acted as a funnel and created a new body for Toxicspurge. The Revolutionaries saw this as a victory, but from his lair, the Anti-Moderator set up martial law on the Boards. No posts were allowed through without his consent. The revolutionaries were scattered. Only 5 remained in contact, NeoAnalysis, Toxicspurge, Ryandodson, FiveStarJT96, and Foxy_Gardener. Eventually Project "R" was completed and the Renegade Forum was opened on the South Eastern Peninsula. Using superior technology, the trolls of the DC were unable to reach the new board. However, with the DCMB under Martial Law, contacting past comrades was near impossible. Membership grew slowly with the likes of Pologuy, Xombi, Born-to-Run, and Nightwing-Pr1me. Over time, many more members joined, as the Renegades located past posters. Eventually, Martial Law was lifted from DCMB, and more posters were able to escape to the new boards. This new message board continued to grow and would soon become a place in good standing with its posters.

And still, Remurmot observed.

Most of the past posters from our group at DCMB eventually were reunited, but the casualties of the war of Independence was still high. Several past revolutionaries, like GrooveHoney, DLEIF, and theBeyonder were destroyed during the following occupation and purge. Others like AlaskaPhil and Orb_of_Ra were held as prisoners of war. These prisoners were tortured and the later was brainwashed into having secret loyalties to the Anti-Moderator. Another poster, Whatchel, was thrown into a seemingly endless void of nothingness. He remained their for almost 2 years, before finally overcoming the limbo. As of this writing, he has rejoined his comrades and is coping well to the missing years.

At the Renegade board, many posters, like King_Telfie, Wellred, Spiznet, Twik, Rotten2thecorps, Martinsteinsmom, and manoftheatom helped the board flourish. Topics grew and people like Jayfort the grey-haired and his son bucky, the god of malice joined as did Rickflag1 taking on the military name, Captain Zzap. Former imperial officer Captain Apathy joined, as did Chocolate Grendel, Starless Knight, Sniper23, and Sikkbones, as well as many, many more. The board was strong, even fending off joint attacks from 0n0mat0p0eia and DC2 gurillea fighter, Killerseamonkey. After the attack by 0n0, the board was in disagreement as to whether registration was needed, to prevent destruction. After much persuasion by the Hipcat, registration efforts were dropped in favor of privacy and freedom. The board continued to grow, even having its own award show.

Little did they know that during this time of peace, leader Toxicspurge was fighting a constant battle, against the Anti-Moderator, The Anti-Moderator, using his cosmic powers, had been attempting to take over his enemy since their battle. After many months of fighting, Toxicspurge was defeated and taken over by the Anti-Moderator's spirit. Toxicpurge came back from his leave of absence, to the unsuspecting board and attempted a hostile takeover. Censorship was enforced and the banning of many prominent members, including Sikkbones, Gossamer and his former ally, Mr. Andrew, angered many posters, causing them to leave. Anti-Toxic ruled the remaining posters with an iron mouse, devoted to his own cause. To ensure an ally, Anti-Toxic forced poster Starheart1976 to drink the blood of the Kali-Ma during an ancient Thugee ritual. Starheart too, became a midless tool of the Anti-Moderator. The new Renegade Board was a time of destruction. Flame wars were constant, including the Ares/Halo War. During this event, minor quarrels were escalated into major conflicts by Anti-Toxic, who expelled popular poster Halo82, causing an internal uproar after a visit from the Spook revealed this. Halo came back in an assassination attempt, but was expelled. Anti-Toxic, began facing much internal war and criticism personally and became disgruntled.

It was then, that Relmurmot stopped watching.

He united the dispelled posters, who were forced into the Far East Mountains; an area thought inhabitable by members of the Renegade as well as the DC Board before it. Relmurmot convinced the posters to strike back. These fighters joined with past enemy, Killerseamonkey, who pledged the support of his board's resources. A joint attack from the former Renegade members, now called the Insurgency, was successful in temporarily defeating Anti-Toxic, however the Anti-Moderator remained in control. He, his queen Comiclass, and his royal Cabinet, were forced from the boards.

The group retreated to a former bunker of queen Comiclass, in a baron Island off the southern coast of Renegade. From their, they set up a government in exile of about 3 miles on the mainland. Hoping to remain in hiding, the cabinet was attacked by resident princess of the Insurgency, SydB_JenG, who discovered the hideout and bravely assaulted it on her own. She burned the entire surrounding area to the ground, splintering the group of posters. This led to a surge of nationalism among the insurgents. A new Insurgency board was created by powerful and respected poster, Iggyssj4, and most members of the Renegade Boards were accepted. However, some prominent members of old, such as the inspiring Jayfort the Gray-haired were forced into retirement by the Anti-Toxic regime. Others, like Foxy_Gardener, King_TelFie, Nightwing Pr1me and Kissmyringbuddy found themselves with no memory or their actions at the Renegade. These posters were returned to the DCMB and post there as if the revolution had never happened. A weak alliance formed between the Insurgents and the DC2, and has remained intact, despite several remarks against it.

The Insurgency grew and began to acquire more posters, several of which, were thought to be killed by the ancien regime, during its vast purges.

While this happened,the DC boards under went change as well. With the displacement of the Anti-Moderator, a Somewhat-moderator took control. After a short time of relative freedom, the secrets of the comic book 52 were leaked. Enraged, the Somewhat-Moderator launched a powerful attack that engulfed the 52 boards and ended the physical presence of several posters. As the remaining posters attempted to rebuild, the popular fortune teller, Mazingman728 came under the notice of the Somewhat-Moderator. Thinking, that if their powers could be combined, then a Super-Moderator could be formed. However, the high popularity of this poster prevented his abduction and ensured his security. To counter this, he decided to scapegoat and punish those posters, who were concieved by the Moderator. A time of great purges took place, during which, several of these posters, such as Ryandodson were seemingly destroyed and so were all records and posts of times past. A smear campaign was also launched against the Moderator's apprentice, the 1stman. An imitation of the slightly arrogant poster was created and several trolls were released to attack him. The 1stman was successful in surviving, but his posting has dwindled as of this writing.

The DC Boards were weakened by the losses of these posters, which resulted in several raids by savage tribes against the DC Boards. In disgust some posters, such as Technocrat, to breakaway from the DCMB, to escape the savages.

Others such as 2 posters known only as Harry Snatch and Chodaboy decided to attack other boards, like terrorists. Under first fire, came the Renegade and Insurgency Boards. The attacks by these two posters left a feeling of hostillity in the air, and in their anger, the insurgents almost had their leader Zzap hanged. These attacks left the insurgents stronger though, and they all promised to protect one another.

At Technocrat's newly established "Other DC Message Boards" , in an island chain off of the east coast, alarm was raised, when Anti-Toxic's former advisor, Starheart1976, whose horrible speech has been removed from this history, took up refuge among the political refugees. This resulted in hostility by Insurgent nationalist Halo82. Though war was avoided, the reminder of fascism and censorship was thick in the air. Accidental war remained open, especially when mixed with the return of Comiclass under an obvious pseudonym and Anti-Toxic himself. A small battle took place and the boards were ravaged. From the chaos, a new, unexpected leader emerged, known only as Kell Mossa, who was later revealed to be an Insurgent sympathizer.

At the Insurgency boards, just as with Renegade, things seemingly went into decline. Poster Syd went to Hawaii and many others disappeared. Poster Black Raisin attempted to incite membership through imperialism and military conquest, as he had done it the past, but this time, it was a failure. Things grew worse as valued posters, Captain Zzap and Mr. Andrew were forced into disagreement over new poster Eliza. Matters were made worse, when a military alliance was formed between past enemies of the board members. Halo's arch enemy, Ares16, returned from the dead and joined this alliance that was led by Starheat1976 and contained Harry Snatch, ChodaBoy, Iman and SimpleJack. To announce their alliance, they killed poster Omega Supreme and absorbed his presence, forcing him to become SuperSmegmaStarSperm. The alliance led a smear campaign against Captain Zzap in this time of weakness and once again board members questioned their leader's sanity. The alliance claim that he allowed them entry and that Mr.Andrew was among their ranks. Sensing the possible destruction, Dr. Fate appeared and called forth the Hellhounds, an alliance of powerful posters at the Insurgency, to be armed for battle, in case war broke out. Tensions ran high and civil war seemed certain. StarSupreme [as they called themselves] continued to attack with a seemingly unrelenting capability. New Poster, Anthraxx99, put a stop to this using not his strength, but his words. His wisdom slowed the destruction and allowed Pologuy to temporarily banish StarSupreme, but the battle was not yet over.

The parasitic Anti-Moderator relinquished control over Toxicspurge, and attempted to overtake Mr. Andrew as he had Toxic. He sensed anger and hatred in Andrew, and thought this would lead to his victory. He was wrong. Though Toxicspurge, Starheart, and others were corrupted by this entity, Mr. Andrew fought against the temptation and after a rallying battle cry from the Hell Hounds, the posters of the Insurgency Boards fought fiercely and expelled the invaders from their lands. The Evil Alliance was apparently dissolved as its leader, Starheart1976 was kicked out by the others. Syd_BJen_G and Biaroundthebloc, who had been vacationing, returned, and were shocked by the amount of devastation that had happened. While the members began to rebuild, a new menace appeared. Snidley Whiplash, a being of almost pure evil arose from the destruction and went around causing mischief. This man, who in the past had bombed an innocent village of Smurfs, kidnapped the Burger King and along with his Legion of Evil, threatened to give the entire planet mustaches, set loose a mindless Kool-Aid creature. Chuck Norris appeared, and defeated the Kool-Aid creature and predicted the fall of Snidley. Though a squadron of spies led by Mr. T failed to stop Snidley, Chuck Norris destroyed the Satellite of Snidley Whiplash. Whiplash, escaped, but was soon found by Mar-Vell and banished to a nether region within the chin of Mar-vell.

Sensing that the danger was finally over, Dr. Fate bid a fond fairwell to the insurgency, promising them a time of peace and prosperity. Life has gone on at the Insurgency. Members continue to post without fear of persecution and never end the fight against injustice.

At the DCMB, the Anti-Moderator returned. After failing to take over Mr. Andrew, he was left displaced. Rather than return to his former host, he created a new body and regained control of the DCMB from the Somewhat-Moderator. He then began a new series of systematic purges. Famed poster Mazingman728 who survived the first purge by the Somewhat-Moderator, was finally destroyed. Many other posters, including Batfan666 and Inreverie were also killed during this purge.

In a pitiful land beyond the mountains on the Southern Renegade border, the dispelled Renegade members settled and have been successful at cloaking and protecting their new land. Toxicspurge, now free of the Anti-Moderator, resides their, knowing that he can never take back the actions that he was forced to do. His former title of champion seemingly gone. The remaining members (aside from Starheart1976), have been peaceful.

Back at the Renegade forum, poster Sniper23, was trapped, by an evil spell that bound him to the board. Now, the curse has been broken, and Sniper is now able to post among the Insurgency, as Unicron.

In the wastelands north of the Renegades, at Liberty Fan Forums, a small village set up by American Hero, Jayfort is occasionally able to contact his past friends.

Within the far east mountains, a small fife of land was granted to the Hipcat, who converted the land into a new board called Spoiler Central.

At the Other DCMB, casual talks between the two rival factions have begun. It is believed, that possible peace may be achieved.

At the DC2 Boards, several past Renegade members, such as Nightwing Pr1me and Dragonbat, reside under the watchful eye of Killerseamonkey, who continues to keep his peace agreement

At an undisclosed island location, where Anthraxx69 was born, development continues

And so, the story is passed on to you, the readers. Whether you take heed its truthful words remains unto you, but regardless, the past cannot be changed, only forgotten.
Posted By: Irwin Schwab Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 11:10 PM
Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-19 11:58 PM
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I was going to post that "History of the Insurgency Forums" thing from Wikipedia to show how much better your telling of the story was, but Wikipedia deleted it.


Maybe it tried to invade another Wikipedia page.
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Posted By: Nöwheremän Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-20 5:56 PM
 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
 Originally Posted By: iggy
I was going to post that "History of the Insurgency Forums" thing from Wikipedia to show how much better your telling of the story was, but Wikipedia deleted it.


Maybe it tried to invade another Wikipedia page.

And of course, even though that Wiki page is still there, and the attacking Wiki page was shut down, the attackers won!
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Posted By: Prometheus Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2008-09-21 9:02 PM

Thin skin? Did they call the cops yet?
Posted By: Captain Sammitch Re: Halo and the Parallax thread - 2009-06-02 6:51 PM
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