Acid Reflux.

summon goes git me tums.

Uschi talkative User trust the fuck head
15000+ posts Tue Sep 30 2008 12:57 AM Reading a post
Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast
Thread: oh man

I told you not to swallow.

but I like chili. is spicy and delicious.

and MXYcan.

Tums actually work for you?

look at those cavemen go

those kids will have the shits for weeks, with or without your oodles of calcium

MOO!

You had me at MOO.

Who needs words when bovine sounds say so much.

It's a best-selling show.

Is there life on Mars?

Why not just eat some baking soda?

ha! ha! she thinks I has baking soda! ha!

wad da fuq am i supposed to know what you make cake out of?

cat hair and Vaseline.

Do you also bake your cookies in a saucepot?

no, I cook those in Kwink's vagina. I tried to cook 'em in mine one time, but the cunt ate 'em.

Is that why I got green goo on my fingers after i fingered her?

I don't think Tums works for anyone. Especially after a Chipotle burrito.

Jeremy prepares for the weekend witha scotch bonnet high colonic.

I have got to stop going to the grocery store when you're working.

tums work, just like saltine crackers.

Not really, all the bars close at nine.

Uschi, ever try baking soda? You mix it with water. They tell you the amounts on the box and stuff.

I wont go back to Tums.

Nibbler cum then?

do spayed girl dogs cum?

no but mine has a nice post nasal drip is you'd like that smartpsted to you.

Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk love Moderator SPLURT!
15000+ posts Thu Oct 02 2008 01:32 AM Reading a post
Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast
Thread: oh man

was...was it that black guy?

sneaky bunny crying Moderator Some Fat Bitch
15000+ posts Thu Oct 02 2008 01:37 AM Reading a post
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Pariah nerdy Moderator Triteness kicks us in the nads.
15000+ posts Thu Oct 02 2008 01:51 AM Reading a post
Forum: PJP's Random Chat and Insurgency Roast
Thread: oh man

Damn burnt wieners.

Damn toothy snatch!

Icing.

Cupcakes are douche!

Cookies with icing!

I see but...why?

Because sugar cookies are boring.

10" Deluxe Deep Dish Chocolate Cookie

icing or icecream?

ice cream and its heavenly.

but i refuse to marry you to a ten inch cookie

pay attention, Pro. Kwink likes cookies a *little* bit more than your 10 cm dick.

Pro's cock is only 4 inches?

If only. It's 3 on a good day.

Oh, Pro knows I him.

That was cold water!

At least it wasn't iced...

I think he prefers magic chocolate.

Is that the excuse he uses for it being so small.
Kinda explains a lot!

Next he will be saying his hair was cold as well!

Little dicks am always got excuses.

Don't laugh or he may unleash the Four Inches of Fury.

I'm so glad you stopped trying to sound gay every time you posted.

His computer is in the closet.

He's not, though.

He wishes he was in the closet, but he doesn't fit anymore. So he came out.

Is his head swollen from all those suicide attempts with the water gun?

i think it were teh steroids.

timmah?

TIMMAH!

GOBBLES?

gobbles!

wait, what are we playing

wait, what are we playing?

14 seconds!

Pennsylvania doesn't have a border patrol does it?

That cartoon's just got it all wrong. Didn't that guy do any research beforehand?

All those Buckeyes are coming to take our jobs!!!

Nothing good comes out of Ohio. Sorry Bastie.

I believe the same has been said of New Jersey.
From my vast experience, it is full of uber gays and virgins.

Even us gays have standards!