i've got like an hour, and this is your chance to ask questions (snarf, the penis goes in the vagina, thats how its done -- thats a freebie!)

rob, why wont you make me random chat mod?

Are you REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY gonna end these wunnerful boards and send all of us out into the cold, cruel interwebs???

rob who wouldve won in an 80's fight? Michael Jackson or Bootsy Collins?

Where is Pig Iran so I can ask him a question?

When will we have a rkmbscon and will we ever see thanksmas invites especially misterjla.

will harley ever show her face again? EVAR?

Is Fyrebug hiring?

fixed it for ya

because you're black. like obama.



i only fed that story to rex to see how desperate his panic would become. note: very.



a street fight? bootsy. even when michael had thriller powers, he still had the kryptonite-like weakness of "boys" that bootsy could exploit.

with enough preparation time.



jail.

he committed no crime, just loves the sodomy.



rkmbscon will happen, but likely not for years to come, unless we count the smaller festival that is you, uschi, and tk. in which case, it will end in murder of some sort, as the two females reject the male (play madlibs to determine who is who)

you can see thanksmas invites all the time at thanksmas.com



technically, harley has never shown her face -- minus a single picture when she was like 10, and the time where she and i made fuck at the uptown, west side theater to see dark knight



well, we are broke, but we will pay you money to sell our company to google, if you're interested.

Also, P-Funk will always win over the evils of the King Of Pop. Bootsy destroys Michael to avenge the financial betrayal of Vincent Price.

epic

SILENCE!!!

MY VICTORY IS COMPLETE! WHO'S THE MASTAH, LEROY?!?

(starts having flashbacks to the beginning of the movie)

PS: Doing some thinking since the death of the actor who played Sho' Nuff, and I came to the thought that Sho' Nuff may also represent Rick James. Think about it. Vanity represents the Prince camp, and Leroy was obviously Michael Jackson. Completing the obvious 80s pop/funk/soul/etc trifecta would most likely be Rick, as Superfreak and his female group (the Mary Jane Girls) are 80s staples. Accepting this makes Sho' Nuff's defeat even more of a bummer.

Wrong! I did show my face a long, long time ago, but that pic has been lost to time. And you promised not to tell anyone about that night!

yeah. i could roll with that.

tell anyone? he made a fyrebug game for it...

Has it now...?

Maaan...

No way!!! You do not still have that picture!
























do you? eeek!

if you do JM, you truly are the master...

Uschi, harley and myself silly!

You're forgetting the rusty trombone at the jewrican day parade.

This much is true! Both Uschi and Bunny will be staying with me in May, but there is only one guest room, so somebody is sleeping on the couch... they'll prolly decide who gets which in a drunken moment...



I try to block that from my memory...

I'm almost positive I do on my computer at work.

Bah! he don't want you to see me either, or he woulda posted by now...

The eiffel tower as well?

uh oh.

oui.

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That's all i got

I asked Joe for that photo MONTHS back, he never found it. I'd say you're free and clear, Kwinkies! Except the photo you sent to ME with all them naughty bits out...

And, lessee... two beds and a couch. I say, as guests, Sneaky can have the guest bed (nobody can say I'm not chivalrous), and I'll set the couch on fire so I have to share the Kwink Bed. This will ALSO be a drunk decision.

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I doubt the couch is wrapped in plastic but there is a small chance she uses it as a planter on her balcony.

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Well, I do have a queen sized bed...

Of the bed?

I assume it rotates.

I'll come into the city to see that . . .

it looks like a bed that would vibrate...

Ok, so we're pretty much on the same page.

I sense a pay per view moment.

Yeah, well I'd have to pay the toll at the tunnel.

That too.

Just out of curiosity, where in Jersey are you?

I'm in southern Passaic County, about 15 miles west of the city.

Ahhh.

Oh, and the bed looks like it would make you dizzy as hell.

A Queen-Sized bed? shit... waitaminnute, queen is slang for gay man.

ARE YOU CALLING ME A MAN? GOD! Just 'cause I'm a hermaphrodite, people think they can put all these labels on me!

Yeah, I think that that bed would only be sexy if you consider nausea a turn-on.

this

goes very very fast. for a bed. 'cause a bed ain't a'sposed ta move like that.

Stick with washing machines. You won't get dizzy and fall off of them.

no, no, darlin" - something got lost in translation here...

well there's always practice on one of those crappy church festival rides.



which reminds me i should be at the beer tent...

wtf is that?

I was on one of those rides once. You lay down on the plank they starp you in and you slide up and down as the whole ride spins in circles and angles.

I know of a girl who went on the ride and her left bare boob came out of her blouse while she was almost upside down. She couldn't do a darn thing about it until the ride finished.

a
Its called a gravitron or something. was cool to get drunk and go on because unlike joey there were no straps...

I love gravitron......the carnies don't come to our town anymore.

I remember seeing drunk college kids throw up on those all the time. It was the only good reason to go to the fair.

did seeing the boob turn you on?

Oh how quickly rob fergits!

why the fuh are you guys so fuking annoyin come elction times? I mean seirusly. normally you quite likable, even Rex (I mean , rex isn't really likable anytime, but you knwo what I mean) but This time, when there's an election around the proverbial corner you're all assholes (yes, even you PJP, although Ithank God (whom I don't believe in) everyday.

You're all assholes when there's an election, why?

I meean, I'm pretty drunk, though not drunk enough to noe bring home my buddys wallet and to not hit on the very hot barten der (yes, she's a woman) to not wirte this message, however any potential spelling errors there might be. Hey, I'm drunk, my fingers aren't as responsive as they usually are....

Yes, rex, you're a sockfucker and an idiot and yes, PJP, I thank the imaginary sky-fairy for your existance every day (of eevery other day.....every other month, every ohter decade....for your existance...)


my pont is....come election time, youre all....republican or democrat...idiots and unneccessarily mean...


yah...why?

fuco you all...


shit...ecven the mouse is acting strangely

Chant that is the greatest post ever! I gave this thread 5 stars and you Chant got 6 stars.

Did you scare off the carney folk,PJ? What kind of man scares carney folk?

Wow, I never noticed that before. Huh.

I still like her better without makeup.

impossible is nothing...


i salute you nowhereman

and yes. she is a cutie...

I'm not so sure about that.

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What. The. Fuck...?

I hereby proclaim it, the blame for the qouted post lies solely with the germans! (That, and an obscene amount of alcohol)

Ha! There I am. This should quiet K-nut now...

Those things make me so fucking dizzy. The centripetal force is what keeps you strapped in and you can't frickin' move. Ugh.

I think the only time that I went on one of those was Physics at Great Adventure back in high school. A buddy of mine managed to choke down his vomit, which I appreciated greatly, as I preferred it back in his system rather than on the rest of us.

Oh baby, baby! You used the correct term! You have no idea how VERY much I love that. Centrifugal. Is. Ignorance! The centripetal force is exerted by the walls and keeps you from flying off on a tangent. You don't need straps.

That would've been awful if he had puked while you guys were spinning. But the visual made me laugh.

I'll say it again, just for you...

centripetal.


And seriously, I figured that people would know the difference...

Actually, wouldn't the centripetal force be what moves you in a circle while inertial forces keep you against the wall? Centripetal force is directly inwards, towards the point of rotation, not outwards.

No, it's exerted in this case by the wall behind you keeping you from flying away. If you were on a string attached to the center, it would be the string exerting the centripetal force. You keep going off on tangential paths, but the wall is there and shoves you back toward the central point. every instant. Inertia and friction and gravity are what keep you in place on the wall as the machine accelerates.

i am content. for now...

I think that the force exerted by the wall on the rider is a response to the force exerted by the rider on the wall, and not vice versa. The wall's centripetal force is opposed by the walls and ceiling of the ride. If this was not the case, then the ride would collapse if no riders were present.

I do better when I can draw diagrams. I need to draw arrows and circles and tangents and then point at them and gesticulate as I discuss.

Nipples!

beardgay!

Seriously. Rob needs to add a whiteboard that we can draw on. We're probably just looking at the wrong free-body . . .

. . . we should be looking at Harley.

hes right...

rapist

Hey, every action has an equal and opposite reaction. I'm just saying . . .

So you want Knut to rape you as well?

...while she gesticulates.

testiculates!

cliticulates?

I am opposed to that reaction.

Ah, you are a Snarf man then.

i bet Kwink gesticulates in court.

someone commit a crime in NYC! STAT!

I'll kidnap a homeless man after class on Tuesday. Where would you like me to send him?

1041 Willow Ave.
Hoboken

What's the point of that? Rob'll go home on his own eventually.

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i'm 6'1" on the internet

and black!

And Chinese!

and into bears.

Literally!

Thanks for making me puke all over my office desk, Bunny.

Not my fault - You claimed to have mised it the first time around what did you expect?

Dear Gob in Heaven!!! Why the fuck would someone post that?!?

You're a cruel one, Bunny.

squeaky has failed me for the last time...

I hear uschi jerks off to it hourly.

somehow i doubt that. and besides, you ruined a perfectly good thread about harley with beardguy pron.

There's more, don't make me do it!

sneaky please. for the love of thanksmas dont put anymore evil upon the boards...

Yeah, Bunny. Bad enough you posted the pics of Knurkel's "cousin" with pics of Beardguy...no need to post Beardguy porn...

he...really likes his camera...

And you really liked taking those pics!

Oh, Bunny, that was so wrong...

We need to cleanse our eyes with Harley photos!

see? this was my point. thanks bibbo!

I have been told you have two good points.
Would you care to share them again?

You are safe with me, as I am a well renowned homosexual.

HA HA HA! Was that Jerry nipple-pinching? OMG!

best. awfulpr0n. EVAR.

Yes, jerry and his undead boyfriend. I tried sending it to you and you said that PCGay scared you and you didn't want to see it.

I do believe Llance should sue for copyright infringement.
I have long held the classic Llance picture as an inspiration, for songs such as Space oddity & Scary monsters.

Harley, are those bigger than yours?

and please provide evidence.

Good Lord, they're almost as big, but not quite.

Was that really Beardguy and his bf?

I don't believe you harley.

man...

ADA says i need adapted tactile proof of such.

and yes, it is beardguy and his bf.
http://www.bear411.com/beardguy57
http://www.bear411.com/chub4bears

yeah I want to touch them before I certify them!

Harley, maybe they'll believe me. Let's grab some whiskeys and I'll report back.

I third this motion.

boobs would be great but honestly im just happy to finally have some idea of what she looks like

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Don't mess with her woman,Knut! She will mess you up!

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTIONS! BOOBIES!

AK-47: when you absolutely must kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes!

I see you know how to get the job done...

Man, move over an' let me pass, 'fore you haveta be pullen them Hush Puppies out yo' mothafuckin' ass!

Yikes! I'm movin'! I'm movin'!

the first one was Jackie Brown, but the second is a bumper on a Voodoo Glow Skulls album (Baile de los Locos). It *sounds* like Samuael L. Jackson, but what movie is it from?

Finishes the song off, "That's fo FUCKIN' wit me, you no-business born-insecure motherFUCKER!"