Hey, traffic court lawyer, what is my liability if somebody's precious little snowflake has an allergic reaction to the candy I hand out?
Assuming you didn't make or doctor the candy or disguise the ingredients, probably none. The precious little snowflake's parent assumes the risk by letting the kid trick or treat in the first place.
I've had about 5 inches of Jameson in MUCH fewer hours. That shit is good. Very smooth! Does it come in smaller bottles though? I'm not a n avid drinker, so $30 is a lot to plotz down.
what is with the teenagers, for chrissake? they are old enough to get pissass jobes and buy their own shit. and they knocked over my pumpkins and then left laughing. so I picked them back up. faggots.
I've had about 5 inches of Jameson in MUCH fewer hours. That shit is good. Very smooth! Does it come in smaller bottles though? I'm not a n avid drinker, so $30 is a lot to plotz down.
What about buying a couple of airline-sized bottles? A lot of liquor stores have those at or behind the counter.
I've had about 5 inches of Jameson in MUCH fewer hours. That shit is good. Very smooth! Does it come in smaller bottles though? I'm not a n avid drinker, so $30 is a lot to plotz down.
What about buying a couple of airline-sized bottles? A lot of liquor stores have those at or behind the counter.
does that come in whiskey? I thought that was just vodka and ...no wait, I got some JD shooters wheen I was 20 and had to sneek liquor into a cash bar resturaunt fo rthe XMas party@ THAT'S RIGHT!
Jesus christ on a cracker! I've *also* got no hangover! I mean, I was up reading a new book until 5:30am, but woke up at 8:30am and I feel like a million dollars!
I was drunk, but I stopped drinking and watched Shaun of the Dead and then read a book until the last handful of pages when I was so tired my eyes just glossed over the words without comprehension. I will have to read the book again. It's just really funny.
I've had about 5 inches of Jameson in MUCH fewer hours. That shit is good. Very smooth! Does it come in smaller bottles though? I'm not a n avid drinker, so $30 is a lot to plotz down.
What about buying a couple of airline-sized bottles? A lot of liquor stores have those at or behind the counter.
does that come in whiskey? I thought that was just vodka and ...no wait, I got some JD shooters wheen I was 20 and had to sneek liquor into a cash bar resturaunt fo rthe XMas party@ THAT'S RIGHT!
what is with the teenagers, for chrissake? they are old enough to get pissass jobes and buy their own shit. and they knocked over my pumpkins and then left laughing. so I picked them back up. faggots.
At least it's not teenagers trick or treating with no costumes. No costume, no candy. Fuck you. This isn't a fucking welfare holiday, you assholes. I hate living back in the city.
what is with the teenagers, for chrissake? they are old enough to get pissass jobes and buy their own shit. and they knocked over my pumpkins and then left laughing. so I picked them back up. faggots.
At least it's not teenagers trick or treating with no costumes. No costume, no candy. Fuck you. This isn't a fucking welfare holiday, you assholes. I hate living back in the city.
