Meat-flavoured body spray

Burger King has come up with a novel Christmas gift idea for meat-loving men - barbecue-scented cologne.

Flame is being promoted as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat", reports the Daily Telegraph.

It is on sale for just £2.65 online and in a selection of US stores - but not in the UK. It even has its own website: firemeetsdesire.com.

The website extol the virtues of a perfume that smells like cooked meat.

"Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for," it says.

What's that in real money?


Joe do you have several bottles of this already?

No. We both know I don't need cologne to seduce you. My natural man-musk is enough.

Joe already smells like ham, Lothar. There is no need for the expensive cologne.

Another one of my conquests chimes in.

I love you too, buddy.

Ricky's in NYC has it for $4 per bottle. I almost swung by there after class tonight to check it out. I may do so on Saturday afternoon when I'm on campus again if the snow isn't too bad.

HA!!

Uschi made Lothar go SPLURT!

Curse you Joe and your double whopper with cheese and bacon scent! How can any man resist?


Is it true that you pee coke and shit onion rings?

Oh, it's !!!

On a serious note, I know who the market for this is: gay men trying to attract bears. This would be a perfect gift for Beardguy. Assuming he's not really dead.

black bears

Beardguy's hoping Gentle Ben ain't just a catchy name....