http://www.holytaco.com/ultimate-super-bowl-snack-stadium

this is where the bailout money and media attention should be going

My arteries are clogging just looking at it.

no they're not, jermery. you're lying.

you'd never get an A at improv school robert.....

More hyperbole, less kvetching.

I had no idea football could be so god damned sexy.

Did they bury a vienna sausage Jimmy Hoffa in the end zone?

There you go, see Jers? ;p lolz! grrs! he made a joke. using history and sports and also a sausage.

Jeremy, I dont know how much you paid for the improv class, but you could hae split the money amongst us and we would have gave you a discount.

btw vienna sausages are always comedy gold.

I wonder what the snack-food superdome looks like...

If you go to a superbowl party today and say something like that or some other judgmental thing about the food everyone there is going to hate you. They probably won't say it to your face but they will say it behind your back.

You are the least fun person I know.

Purslane, on the other hand, is a crowd killer.

and with good reason....