i used to always post drunk or high in the beginning. for some reason i couldn't separate jeremy, stupid dogg names, id always get them mixed. then when jeremy started whining with alts about Penissa, I could tell them apart easily. but i think i mistakenly harassed dogg a few times because i though he was jeremy.




more to come!

This is the greatest rkmbs memories thread ever!

I seriously couldn't tell big_pimp_tim apart from k-nut and maybe some other guy, until k started with the "roll" catchphrase.

I think everyone thought that.



I used to get jaburg and stupid dogg mixed up. For a while I thought one was the alt of the other.

I remember the time when Rob wrote about retiring and turning the board over to TK, who promptly took a leave of absence of his own...

I remember when Rob wasn't gay

I remember when SOM was a champion in the RDCW, and then stopped posting all of the sudden without explaining why...

good times, good times...

I remember when Dad used to read me bedtime stories, but we have no fairy tale books so he just reads posts from Rob's blog.

i dont really remember anything else.

I remember when I thought pariah and uschi were a couple.

theyre not?!?!?!

i remember the time Uschi pulled Disco Steve out of her ass.

I remember when the James King threads disappeared from the Porno board when sneaky bunny was a mod...

Yeah, but which time?

that fucking whore.

SHE NEEDED THE MONEY!

I remember when Sneaky Bunny pretended to have an eye ailment to get attention on the internet.

youre the goods!

I remember when Rob kissed Pro's ass and made him mod of forums he never even frequents.

i used to get penwing and the guy with the maxx avatar mixed up. i think they were both Chinese. or black.

maybe it wasnt a maxx avatar either, it was purple though.

remember when rex would kiss pjp and my ass in the forums then bitch like a schoolgirl about us in the chatroom?

I remember when sneaky posted pics of her tits and then the thread was deleted.

Why would anyone want to post in the chatroom?

i assumed the ubb was inoculated for herpes.

I remember when PCG died and came back to life three days later. I think he did it for our sins.

I remember when modding got so serious they all had a secret mod forum.

I remember running that fat fuck, FNB from the site.

http://first-national-bastard.u.yuku.com/

Well it IS a tale and it IS told by a big fairy.

I remember during the riots we would all walk down to the Chrysler building and throw rocks at the windows until old man Chrysler would come out and chase us away with a stick.

He fits right in with that bunch...

I remember when Dave and bsams were fighting and bsams started posting "I'm a lawyer!" in different languages. For some reason the portuguese version made me crack up, and I still laugh out loud every time I think of that phrase.

I also remember the time PJP was going to send a chain letter around about how big of a dickhead Emeril is, but squashed the idea since he thought the Food Network's legal team caught wind of the scheme...

I remember when I was creative enough to think of repeating the same phrase in different languages.

Then there was the time harleykwin thought I had complete control over the obsecure website known as http://www.yahoo.com

Emeril can kiss my ass.

who was the chick that thought the BMX McGrath dude was really here?

His lawyers are watching this site, you know...

I remember when I told Rob I'd be a good boy from now on, and our constant final warning/I'll never do it again!/final FINAL warning exchange turned into friendly banter. Then I found a hidden forum and said nasty things about Rob's mother or girlfriend or something because I thought he couldn't see it. Turns out he could, so when he posted here that the NBs could invite anyone but ONE person, I assumed it was me. Hence my username.

Lor. Lor is good people, so I let that one go...

I used to get Rob and Jim Jackson confused. till i realized Jim was the less gay one.

Wait...that's not the same person?

i cant remember who it was he didnt want here.

i remember him banning butterrican for some reason as well.

Then there was the time I helped allan1 take over the Arcade Room Modship from Pariah...

yeah?

Pariah didn't get the memo yet...

i remember when i forgot i have to get up for work in 3 hours!

I remember that time I had mem on ignore for over a year and it didn't make any difference.

i miss tim

Whatever happened to Big Tits Tim?

Now you're just making stuff up.

i see everything you type. even when you're writing emails off the boards. or at a typewriter. or texting people on your cell phone made of bananas.



marc campbell



butter never got it



haha basams thinks about jim jackson

yeah, what happened to you?

i mean, let's face it "basams"... the last time you ever inspired anyone...

was when you were dead.

I remember the time PJP guesses my password.

And the time MisterJLA changed all my posts in OT/OP to read "FNB WINS AGAIN!"

I remember when Harley used to post here, and said my vagina looked weird.

That one still makes me laugh!

it makes all of us laugh, uschi.

...all of us...

I think that was when I fell in love with her.

I remember that secret forum to talk about a big vengence raid that we weren;t supposed to let anyone know about because of potential legal reprecussions of trolling the DCMBs after Rob got canned.

I remember being told about that but not hearing that the reason was because rob got canned.

He got replaced by two fresh-graduates with zero experience. They sucked at it, worse than Rob even, and we pwn3d them for a few days.

I remember someone posting a photo of Llance sleeping and Rob(?) commented about how Llance was sucking Batman's nipple (batman sheets) and I looked again and it TOTALLY LOOKED LIKE LLANCE WAS SUCKING BATMAN'S NIPPLE!!!

I think the first two things I saw when I started posting here was naked llance and naked stareena. I figured they both canceled each other out so I stayed.

I remember beiong a moderator of two forums and I was kingo del kingos!

I remember when I could edit people's posts in the off topic forum.

It was my abuse that got that power removed from everyone!

abuse is bad, uschi.

say no. then go. and tell someone you trust!

I only abused beardguy to force him to realize how out of his element he was. It was a public service, and the ONLY time I abused my Mod Buttons.

i'd like to think i'm the one you trust

Remember when rex broke me?












Yeah, me neither.

Remember when I broke snarf and he wasn't man enough to admit to it?

does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Remember how she said, we would meet again, some sunny day?

I remember Steve Lightle feeling like "we've been betrayed" by Rob when the Legion board mods locked down their own forum.

I remember when Uschi and rex both couldn't hack it here and made their goodbye forever posts. Then, they realized that the RKMB's are like sweet, sweet heroine running through their veins and had to come back after going through withdrawal.

I also remember Joe Mama not being able to drink more than a thimble full of Captain Morgan and Coke in Atlanta.

I had 2 Captain and Cokes at the Hooters in Atlantic City yesterday. Good times. They just got hard liquor 2 months ago!

Hard liquor?



I barely knew her!

i remember comedy gold

Butter? I know her well enough!

comedy platinum!

Yeah, I remember when I could do that for the past 3 years. Then they made you a fucking mod and you fucked everything up.

I remember when Joe Mama said in the secret forum that bsams and myself were jerks for messing with Elsia, and many people I can't remember agreed (that's what you get for having an easy to remember purple name, Joe). Then everyone realized she was a cunt. THANK GOD FOR PJP.

That's true. I didn't think she deserved most of the flack that she got, at the time. I was sorely, sorely mistaken.

for future reference, i am always right.

Noted.

i remember first showing up right around one of the Oakley breakdowns

i remember when joe mama expressed his true feelings for PixieP

I thought soul calibur broke you?

yipes

Bastids, the both o' yez!

Good times!

I'm glad you've finally gotten over me.

I remember when PJP was a complete twat and was arguing with me n Velo for being big old meanies until I said "Beotch, for shizzle ma nizzle, chill with the king of ill and you will become a god amongst insects!"


I also remember when Wanky raped a baby.............straight out of the womb!

womb=whomod's asshle

Well come on man, that was a fucking climb and a half scaling your fat belly, and I had to do it without climbing gear.
Once I traversed you large sweaty gut, I was able to see the sun again!

GA = Golden Age

Rob=Gay

I remember the time Elsia called Rex, one of the girls!

I also remember the time there was an important message for Elsia!

Remember walking in the sand
Remember walking hand in hand

I remember Velo staying 11 years old year after year.

I don't.

you don't remember anything, you senile old queen

...true...so true...

Don't be jealous Uschi! I only have a hard on for you!

Tell the truth Rex...you stayed hoping to see more neekid LLance pics to jerk off to! It's why all you homos have stayed all these years!

I'll always trust you Robbie!

Ah c'mon Llance, every house needs a picture of you.
They need something to stop the kids going near the fireplace/oven/knives etc

I always wanted to grow up and be a public service!

You wanting to be a public urinal was certainly a surprise for you careers counciller.

I remember hanging myself while jerking my dick off onto pictures of Joe Mamma. Good times

...And then I met Nowhereman who taught me everything about being a public urinal!

You should stop chewing on the deodarant cakes though Nowhereman...I know they make your breath smell minty pissy clean but you're losing your color...and your stomach lining!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who are you really Alt ID? Why do I find myself feeling a kinship with you? Probably because we both post in the nude?

I remember that time LLance made that post about Nowhereman eating urinal cakes and destroying his stomach lining. I can't remember what that whole thing was about, though.

It was about Llance sucking shit from Whomods arse crack!

...or was it about you throwing up urinal cakes?

...and they say my memory is shit!

well it's certainly not our diet!

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Fuckin up the ubb code was a nice touch!

Yup. Took me a try or two,but I got it. Now eat my ass.

prophetic

Still fucked up!
Pure Llancism!

Pure and unadulterated LLancism...you lucky devils!

Hurry up. I don't want to stand here with my pants down waiting for you. I'm pretty sure their gonna kick me out of this library.

that was me.

only i knew he wasnt here i thought it was offensive...but now i think its hilarious! oooh days of my youth on the RKMBs.

RKMBS POPPED MY CHERRY!

have i told you lately how much i love you mister j?

Yeah, I missed this of course.

-Snarf

GOAL!

OH!

remember when we use to have sound waves next to our names!

yea that was cool for a while. i remember franta's lol thats about it.

Remember when sneaky's tits broke lor?

who now?

They broke Princess Elisa's brain too.

They come pickled!

That am for your eatin pleasure.

are they ribbed?

URG don't want no ribby titties.




URG am grape fruit boobie man.

TMI, the Knitwit rawks the somewhere between the peaches and the cupcakes.

I am sure Elsias brain was broken many many many years ago, long before she ever signed up here!

Remember when someone made a topic about the Serenity movie, and it said SPOILERS in the title, and someone mentioned that a character was killed, and Snarf completely fucking lost it and snapped at the person even though they put SPOILERS in the title? That was awesome.

Remember when Snarf posted a picture and it looked like he was gonna be bald in 40 years, and someone mentioned the word bald and it escalated from there, and then suddenly people were saying he was going bald even though he wasn't, and so he shaved his head and now he looks 40? That was awesome.

Remember when Snarf started complaining about being a virgin? in the internet? in a message board? about comics? and someone said "lol virgin" and he complained harder so everyone started to pick on him for it, and so he went out and got a slut to suck his penis, except she couldn't fit the whole thing becuase she was five? That was awesome.

Ok, I had one more but I've filled my quota of Snarf bashing for the month. See ya later.

underachieving prick

I remember when SOM used to enunciate...

This thread would be a lot better if it was called "RKMBS mammaries" and had lots of pictures.

all this time...who knew that alt ID was really david carradine.

Why, so you can complain like you do in every other boobie thread?

I want to ask you what you're whining about this time but I already know how it will end.

By boobie thread, he means everything a complete tit like him posts.

I and a few others knew. We were sworn to secrecy and even know there are some parts of the secrets we can not tell you about.

It was all revealed here!

Not gonna get me THIS time, Batman!

And then there was this one time where this crazy haired lesbian (but didn't know it quite yet) tried to get everytone together and failed, twice.

Hawt.

where was the hair on this crazy lesbian?

I remember when these boards were alive, dammit, with the hopes of tomorrow!

I do remember when more people actually posted here more frequently

You mean when JLA had more time to manage his alts.

and then some!

I remember Nowhereman.

Who? Sounds like a cunt.

Yay! Nobrainman has returned!