FINALLY!

Been laid-off since March. Started Monday working for a mortgage firm doing loss mitigation processing and refinance. It rocks!

Great!

Thanks....and :waytogo you, too?

I think if I discover why you used the ":waytogo" code, I'll discover that you are either from another message board (Insurgent?) or perhaps post at another message board so often that you accidentally typed out their emoticon code, instead of Rob's.

It also shows you are more of a computer person because you choose to type out the emoticon codes instead of the gay-ass point-click on the drop-down.

It also shows you are as lazy as I am and won't bother opening a Full Screen reply, and will instead use the Quick Reply.

Hmmm....

I was trained by THE Bat-Man for ten years.

By THE Bat-Franta for three....

Congrats!

Too short a time. It was the EPIC Death of Speedy('s bookmarks) storyline that pushed Franta beyond the danger zone.

On a highway to......the danger zone...

Thanks!

I mean....

Thanks! :waytogo

congrats pro! I hope I get something soon myself...

Didn't know you weren't working Knut. Sorry to hear it, man...

yeah. California sucks

Congrats, pro.

You're a repo man?

But, seriously, congrats.

since March? damn. I hope you had money saved.

Congrats on the job,Pro.


If you ever show up at my door to repo my stuff,I intend to sic my dog on you and/or spray you with a hose.

Congrats, man.

So...... You'll be out of the house now, huh?

Congrats Dev! :waytogo

I didn't know the Pensacola prostitution market had dried up.

sandy vaginas are always dry

Repo???

No, I analyze and modify existing mortgages with an IR of 6.25% or more, as long as the DCR is below 1.2%. It's part of Obama's Stimulus Package (Ha!). We're an arm of the HARP refinance program.

It ain't glamorous, but it pays great, and I fucking looove doing analyzation work. I'm very good at it..

I didn't tell you about my wife's corporate position with GE's Alternative Energy Technologies Division? Trust me, we're fine...

Well-played!

really doc? really?

Well, thedoctor does have seniority...

Yes. I really am ashamed of you for saying that.




You big homo.

good, I'll be moving in next month.

GET OFF MY KOOL-AID!!!

Your kool-aid? we've covered here several times she's the one with the iron clad dick. You'll be the one crying on the couch watching sid and nancy.

Translator!

sneaky would like free antibiotics.

Hey Pro, would you be interested in hiring/adopting a Filipino gardener?

his region doesn't even have the proper climate to grow Filipinos!

How are you with house plants?

And handjobs?

He has very small hands.




























































































perfect for you then

I don't think your small hands are that funny, man. Not funny at all. How shameful you are for trying to mislead me.

Send me your Bank Account information, and I'll consider forgiving you...

he's an expert at giving handjobs to house plants!

grape or cherry? hurm. . .

"CHERRY! Like me!!!"

- King Snarf

wtf grape? Purple Drink, motherfuckers!

Hugs are awesome.

Chappelle is a god. That stand-up was his best. And you are my new favorite sentient being...

Liar! I've always held that title.

Then you are my old sentient being. I think we need to let you meet my wife.......and I'll watch...