My bike was stolen last night. Some fucker cut through the lock. I called the cops and they said they couldn't do anything for a day or two. they didn't even take the serial number. At least the city is building more useless bridges to make up for it.
I'm gonna kill at least one tweaker-hippie-homeless piece of shit by the end of the year. By that time we won't even have a police force.
Leads? Yeah sure, I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts.
Ha ha ha! Your bike is stolen more than Lt.Dangle's!
Ha ha ha! Your bike is stolen more than Lt.Dangle's!
This was the first time my bike was stolen. If you want to believe g-man that's your problem.
Why must you all use the word bike?
The word you are all looking for is bicycle.
I should know, I won $25 in a Writer's digest short story competion, where I finished a less than splendid, 8th.
Ha ha ha! Your bike is stolen more than Lt.Dangle's!
This was the first time my bike was stolen. If you want to believe g-man that's your problem.
On the internet perception is fact.
I don't really take notes on your life, Reax. I'm not sorry.
his life would fit on a post it note.
Stop putting me into things!
I don't really take notes on your life, Reax. I'm not sorry.
its true this is the first time his bike was stolen. The other times its been his big wheel.
