or ritz? i love ritz but it can get meh after a while. so i got some saltines the other day, they are good.

of course, i'd still pick ritz to pile the ham & cheese on but just by itself, it's saltines. definitely.

I prefer Saltines in soup, but otherwise I like Ritz.

Saltines all the way. South Americans are all about the motherfucking saltines!

I'M SALTOSE INTOLERANT YOU JERK!

What the fuck is this shit?

SALTINES, BITCHES!

Not on my watch.

I believe it's a subtle inquiry of whether or not you'll kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

i made the ca version of philly cheesesteak for dinner tonight. it has gouda, mushrooms, peppers & onions.

WHORE OF BABYLON!

I'm with that guy!

Biblically!

IF YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANS!

I'm living on the air in Cincinnati!

Leave out the peppers next time, they were terrible.

ur wrong, they go great with onions.

The onions look Lovecraftian.

it's red onion. when they cook, they kinda look like worms.

Stop doing that.

im can't