I'm no-selling your post. I'd call it "Hoganing," but that implies rubbing suntan lotion on a direct relation's arse, and we don't do that north of the Mason-Dixon line.
^ That really is one of the lamer alts. I mean, the first laugh was solid. But, it's almost been a year, and it hasn't been funny since. Give it up, Lothar...
nothingf unnya ftery oureighty earsa bouts hirtles si c ames plashb oyse ithers oy ous houldb et ellingy ourselft og ivei tu pb ecausel awsc ann otb ei gnoreda nym oret hant hep sychom odsh ere