alexis no longer has a chance

Congrats!

Did you need to stand on a box at the alter so she could see you?

Rob,you have any pictures of your honeymoon? Wanna see some?

Congrats.

If you really wanted to prove to us that you're straight you would make Allan1 a mod of the comics forum and not the guy who hasn't shown up for months.

Huh? Wha?

allan is the mod of your mom

congrats rob.

I am SO SORRY Rob!




(Congats! )

Congratulations to you, Robert. Condolences to the wife.

congrats Rob!

congrats.

From one married guy to another...welcome to Hell!

Congratulations, Rob.

Best wishes to the newly pronounced Mr and Mrs Kamphausen.

From: it is 100 degrees

K-nut isn't allowed to congratulate Rob on this thread cuz he's black!

Rob's black?

from the waist up

you find me someone who doesn't like chicken and watermelon. they're delicious!

But you're the only one who's tried to cross breed them.

...mmmmmm... chickenmelon...

Waterkens is the preferred nomenclature.

Waterken!

50% of all marriages end in divorce.
75% of all marriages to comic book lovers end in divorce.
100% of all marriages to gay comic book lovers end in divorce.

My money is on December 6th. She'll find the men's magazines with the batman heads taped on and that will be that.

How encouraging of you.

I give 'em longer than that. two, three years in, she'll either admit to liking the giants or tell him the ps4 is vastly superior to the wii2 and that'll be it. murder/suicide.

long before that he'll suggest adding toys to the bedroom and she'll leave him when those toys turn out to be his wwf figures from the 1980's.

Rob got married? I thought he got a sex change and a tan and became Snooki on Jersey Shore.

Oh, congratulations.

Congratulations, Bobo.

Congrats Robert.

rob is gay.

Congrats Robert.

Thanks Barbara!