HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY SOCKFUCKER!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Reaxel Brian Sockfuckernapolus!

Happy Birthday Bitter Rex!

hello, how are you today? $\:\)$

Happy birthday, Rex! I got you a gift.

Just the right size.

fail.

read on to find out why!

1) it's just begging for a "wait, i don't get ... oh! oh!! it's a sock! because rex likes... and it's... ah hahah" reaction.

2) you state the size is just right to accommodate rex's certainly hairy and smelly phallus, and yet you post a giant picture of a sock, suggesting you assume rex has a tremendously sized penis.

3) the image you've located indicates you shop wholesale

4) you've killed yourself years ago, but still found time to not only post, but post in a timely fashion, such as a faux birthday wish on rex's birthday

Death!

Originally Posted By: Rob Kamphausen

fail.

read on to find out why!

Do I HAVE to!?

Quote:

1) it's just begging for a "wait, i don't get ... oh! oh!! it's a sock! because rex likes... and it's... ah hahah" reaction.

So?

Quote:

2) you state the size is just right to accommodate rex's certainly hairy and smelly phallus, and yet you post a giant picture of a sock, suggesting you assume rex has a tremendously sized penis.

Yeah. Was too lazy to find a smaller picture of a baby's sock. In hindsight it might seem like a weak attempt at boosting his ego. I mean, someone that bitter and hostile must have a handful of insecurities. Possibly about the size of his dick.

Quote:

3) the image you've located indicates you shop wholesale

I'm a college student/couch-surfer (for another month, dammit...) working at fucking WAL-MART. Can you blame me? But in all seriousness, I don't shop wholesale. I just used Google Image Search 'cause I'm a lazy motherfucker.

Quote:

4) you've killed yourself years ago, but still found time to not only post, but post in a timely fashion, such as a faux birthday wish on rex's birthday

What can I say? I'm a pretty talented animated corpse...

I don't think there's enough discussion about my cock in this thread.

this thread is all kinds of awkward...