divorced. It was made official yesterday. Very bittersweet day. Happy about the future and new possibilities but sad to lose someone I thought I would grow old with. Such is life. Now if harleykwin ever comes back here I can go ahead and get that steak dinner she promised me! And by steak dinner I mean.......


How are all you turdburglars doing?

Sorry it didn't work out for you Peejus. Just be careful out there. Now that Rob knows you're single, he'll be unstoppable in his quest for your hairy, orange, Greek man-ass.

I kind of got that hint from your messages on Twitter. Sorry to hear it, Pappas. But, hell, look at it like this: you are FREEEEEE! Free to get any pussy you want, when you want, how you want. I love my wife with all my heart. But, I'd be lying if I didn't admit your freedom is terribly alluring. Enjoy man, and I hope you keep your spirits up...

Thanks....I went on two dates already! One with a 21 year old who threw up in my car on the way home at the end of the night and a 24 year old last night which went very well. She may be a little too nice for me right now. I don't really want to be in a relationship for awhile. I want to enjoy being single again for as long as possible. I was fine these past few weeks and even yesterday but got a little blue today thinking of the good times.

And until you are able to establish some rituals all your own, you will feel these longing moments. A good friend of mine went through the same thing a while back, so I'm just speaking from his experience. Once he got into a personal routine away from old habits, it became easier for him to get on with life. Either way, it will take time. I'm glad you're out on the scene again!

We all love your wife,Pro.

Sorry to hear about your divorce,PJ.

Sorry to hear that PJ......I hope you find some kind of renewal in all of this.

Can I have your ex's number?

(sorry, I had to do it.)

Not as a joke. He literally had to do it. Getting board castaways is the only hope he has left now. You should see the PMs he's sent Sammitch.

Scary!

Sorry to hear, Pete. Personally, I blame Obama.

Aw, damn, PJ. Sorry to hear it man.

And, Pro, my condolences too, buddy. You know that if he sets his set on your wife, you're in big trouble, what with Peejus having a full head of hair and a thriving business and all.

And the orange glow of a Greek god.

I have already warned her, and sent her to a bomb shelter....

He can also cook his way into a woman's heart...

hate to hear it, Peej. least you seem to be handling things ok. man, it seems like all the married people I know are splitting up or on the verge of it (no, that's not a veiled dig at Pro. clean the sand out. )

THERE IS NO SAND DAMN YO--.....I mean....uhhh....yeah...

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pjp, how did our single lives never match up...

I just got this. Well played.

Well this certainly is an old topic.

sorry I missed this; I was on vacation out of the country. sorry about the split peejus; hope things are looking up for you.

sorry I missed this; I was on vacation out of the country. sorry about the split peejus; hope things are looking up for you.

sorry I missed this; I was on vacation out of the country. sorry about the split peejus; hope things are looking up for you.

Whatever happened to PJP?

Follow him on twitter and you will now where he is at any moment.

Rex knows too much about everyone here...

Thank God for Twitter-PJP!!

What else does he have to do all day?

exactly

He's right. Now he can have all the pussy he wants without guilt. I'm just sorry you all missed out on the group sex; I screwed him in front of a jury.

Now if it's all the same to you, I have a car to buy with his money.

WHOA!

This should be Match.com's new advertising campaign.

Wanna meet a guy, marry a guy, and then screw a guy outta all his cash?

It's as easy as Game, Set, Match on Match.com



Too soon?

not soon enough. this is rob's boards

I knew he did that chick in vegas. I just knew it.

Are you still running the restaurant too Pjs?

Word to the wise: No more elementary school teacher girlfriends, you gotta graduate to secondary teachers!

You're married and not his type. Poor Glacier...