Chewy Walrus
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Forum: Writer's Block
Thread: Heroes and Legends

I talked to him today on Twitter!

Heaven knows THOSE don't happen NEARLY often enough...

Truth. Always a pleasure! In fact, that whole conversation made me a bit nostalgic, so I thought I'd take a look around and see if anything had changed.

Stick around, watch out for the crazy, and welcome back darling!

I love that this topic is pinned now. Gracious, it must be a slow news day. Isn't there some kind of hostage situation going on in Congress today that we should all be talking about?

Hi, Chewy!

Chewy, this is Iggy. Iggy, Chewy. He's an old-schooler.

And Chewy, you may find that these boards are down to about half-a-dozen or so active posters. So, feel free to check in. A lot of the crazy has gone. But, Pariah, Wonder Boy, and Rex are still here...

I question the dreaminess of this current Chewy.

But... that's a bulk of the crazy right there!

He's super-dreamy, now?

I love the sigline....

And you're totally back. I demand it.

mighty geek it, you shit!

CHEWY WALRUS SIGHTING!!!

Yeah!

My Chewy.

Uh... shucks?

Was it Sammitch or Chewy who married Meeko?

Not me!

Wasn't Chewy the one that Sammitch supposedly knocked up without actually banging? The name sounds familiar, but I just can't seem to remember...

I might not have been around for any of that...

not me!

Let's just say, Phil was lead by his little-brain for a while. Then, little-brain's candy found out to post here. Then, little-brain's candy got knocked-up by someone else, and declared Phil to be Baby-Daddy. Then, the RKMBs stepped in and forced her out of his life. Now, he is happily married to someone little-brain AND big-brain like.

Pretty close, Phil?

it's a little more convoluted than that, but I think 'all's well that ends well' is quite applicable in this instance. she and I were both in kinda shitty places in life and really had no business being with anyone at the time, least of all each other. we both received some sort of assistance since then in getting our shit together, and I honestly consider the matter closed. I mean, my wife and I talk to her today, and everyone gets along just fine. it was a regrettable period of time, but people make dumb decisions and do silly things. I'm not going to blame anyone for the shit that went down, but it's definitely something to learn from.

.......wait, you talk like you were smoking crack together.

no. like I said, it's convoluted.

and also has nothing to do with chewy, the subject of this thread.

My Chewy.

Thank you...

Yeah, I tend to forget you're from Ohio.

BA-ZING!!!

Back on topic: Seriously, no joke, who is this Chewy character? Do I like him, or do I need to pimp-slap him like he was Tommy?

New people always have to play catch up with who's who around here.

Nice guy, that Chewy.

Does Joe really not remember Chewy? Or had Chews faded away before The Mama came in? Chewy was one of the writers in the forum here. He's also one of the old-schoolers from the DCMBs circa '99-'01.

He's a very pure, honest guy with a heart bigger than Joe Mama's gut, a mouth cleaner than my shiny head, and a face beaming with a vast affection. I don't want to fuck him, or anything. He's just a cool guy.

Yeah, I'm surprised that Joe doesn't know THE Chewy. I thought Joe was already posting during Chewy's heyday.

Also, we wouldn't have the Kevin Costner in-joke if it wasn't for Chewy.

My Chewy.

Damn... I'd forgotten how young I looked in all of the pictures in that slideshow...

And I'm pretty sure Joe Mama remembers me. Leastways, I remember Joe. Big guy. Red Sox fan. Chronic masturbator.

!!!

Isn't everyone here a chronic masturbator?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you all mean the DREAMY one!!!

(And to Pro and anyone else who thought I'd really forget one of our former regulars. There's a reason they call it...dope.)

(By the way, is your wife available yet? )



Hah! Shows how much YOU remember! I wasn't a CHRONIC masturbator...I just did it every day. To pictures of Sneaky Bunny. And boobie threads. And to pictures of the back of pro's big bald head.

I knew it!

Rob Administrator cobra kai
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Forum: Pro & Jake's Fortress of Awesome Chat
Thread: Chewy Sighting!

Rob's always looking for Chewy...

Post-2005...

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Chewy Walrus User Still he. Just more sporadic.
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Rob Administrator cobra kai
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Forum: Pro & Jake's Fortress of Awesome Chat
Thread: Chewy Sighting!

And he didn't even post. Damn... he sure knows how to make a guy feel welcome...

Rob is above us, now. He's sipping champagne on the balconies of Wall Street...

He's been busy with the "Name Rob's Blog" contest...

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Awww...he's so shy!

. . .I have something in my eye. . .excuse me. . .

Doc should aim his money shots better.

Did Rex forget the sock again?

You can just keep licking it off of Grimm's face like you always have.

How could I do that when your in the South and I'm in the Northeast? Is my tongue 2500 miles long, or is Grimm's head just that big?

(Literal JM strikes again!!!)

Yes.

do my tears surprise you, Mr. Lebowski? strong men. . .also cry. . .

Whatever happened to Rex?

He discovered his mutant ability to transform inherent bitterness into gravitational forces. He instantly killed himself by getting sucked up his own ass...

I broke pro after saying that the moon landing was real and not faked by the evil fascist capitalist white people.

See?

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