so what is this 'drunk' condition of which I'm told? while making the rounds for thanksgiving today, I imbibed a cream soda and kahlua, two glasses of this really nice dessert red and a half a glass of a dry but passable white, and two quite strong bacardi-and-cokes and I failed to even feel any sort of tingle or buzz or whatever the fuck you're supposed to expect. granted, this was spread out over a period of several hours, but I was rather disappointed in myself, especially since today was really my first deliberate effort to have more than one drink in one sitting. blame my filthy fucking mick genes.
Sammitch, it means you are not pure of heart.
you had 5.5 drinks (some with quotes) over 4 hours. you're not supposed to feel anything.
as usual, you're not doing it right. you ARE disappoint!
so what is this 'drunk' condition of which I'm told? while making the rounds for thanksgiving today, I imbibed a cream soda and kahlua, two glasses of this really nice dessert red and a half a glass of a dry but passable white, and two quite strong bacardi-and-cokes and I failed to even feel any sort of tingle or buzz or whatever the fuck you're supposed to expect. granted, this was spread out over a period of several hours, but I was rather disappointed in myself, especially since today was really my first deliberate effort to have more than one drink in one sitting. blame my filthy fucking mick genes.
You're the guy in the corner drinking Zima and bragging about your tolerance. That's right, you're Joe Mama.
to be fair, joe mama is several times the man I am. so much so, in fact, that it's physically impossible for him to walk in single file.
but honestly I have no frame of reference (like a little child...) for what's too much or not enough for me. I've always stopped at one before just because I didn't want to take any unnecessary risks, what with my biological family being chock full of drunken assholes (though I've yet to run across doc in any family-tree research). I didn't know what to expect, or to expect anything at all.
Seriously, Sammitch, you should experiment just a little. Get a six pack of beer, sit at home with the wife, and get buzzed. You won't have to worry about being drunk in public and the police and all. Try different things until you find something you like to drink and slowly build your tolerance. Wine with meals, whatever. It's a nice way to relax on the cheap if you do it in your own home. And without all the paranoia of smoking weed.
And without all the paranoia of smoking weed.
Just a little clarification: That's not a constant nor confirmed effect. Just with some batches and/or cheaper grades of weed.
And without all the paranoia of smoking weed.
Just a little clarification: That's not a constant nor confirmed effect. Just with some batches and/or cheaper grades of weed.
Its more likely to make you think shitting in parks is a valid form of protesting.
And without all the paranoia of smoking weed.
Just a little clarification: That's not a constant nor confirmed effect. Just with some batches and/or cheaper grades of weed.
Its more likely to make you think shitting in parks is a valid form of protesting.
rex is what you turn into if you stay sober for too long.
