Rob = Jaburg = G-Man = Pariah

Lothar = Wonder Boy

Doc = Prometheus = Iggy

I've come to the conclusion I don't think Rex would be smart enough to run a fulltime alt-ID. But, his absence of late and Jake's sudden surge in posting also makes me.....curious....

Of course, Pariah's subtle relations with Rex...especially concerning me....makes me also wonder if Pariah = Rex? Now, that's something I could see. The bitter person who is Pariah...smart, military (?), Rightwing...pretending to be the bitter "pariah" of the boards, Rex? I can almost believe that. If that were the case, I'd have to hand out awards.

I guess I'm expecting the final days of this message board. And like all ten-year-old series, all the answers need to come out. Who is who?

Rob, if you fucking LOST me with these boards, I'm coming to NYC. Just saying...

Also, does anyone ever get the hint that Glacier = Rob and maybe Ashley = DK? Because, that too deserves an Oscar....

I'm just jealous I never explored full alt-IDs in the day. At the most, I created "Baconfuck" as a term.

I am the Ill Mac...

I know you're probably at least one of my friends AND enemies...

Wrong, I'm my own person.

You tow the left wing company line.

Fact

Also, it's threads like this, Pro that make me doubt your honesty and sincerity when it comes to politics.

Instead of keeping on the points in the threads containing your discussions you create this thread here just to personally attack people.

Therefore I start to think about why would I bother making a serious thought out post when you seem to have no other agenda but trolling.

WTF?

Uh.....no?

I didn't make this to "attack" anyone. I constantly make threads concerning my love of trying to deduce the alts here. Where in this thread am I attacking anyone?

Pull the panties out your ass, Jake. If I can't fuck you, I don't care to hear your emotional baggage...

Don't be dishonest.

You are trying to draw people you disagree with politically into a personal battle.

Then according to the Book of Devon you'll spin it to be the other person's fault.

You're transparent.

And dishonest.

Grow up, Jake. You're grasping at straws because you're butthurt. Let it go, man! Honestly, I personally don't care. You don't have to redeem yourself in my eyes. It's cool, okay? We all have our times of the month. You've had yours. Now, stop seeing shadows where there are none...

Pro's really out to get us...

Yeah,Pro,you mother@ # $ % ^ & * jerk! What is your @ # $ % ^ & * problem,you piece of % ^ & *?!

Shut up, Wonder Lothar!

Boo!!

radley

from Winchestertonfieldville?

Still a solid lead. The fact that one of Jake's responses was to create Frontpage Banner of me. Historically, G-Man's the only one who has access to do so. He or Rob. Either way, it's also fact that G changes the banner within ten days, consecutively. Yet, this last one has stayed up nearly three weeks. Sure, there's a 50/50 that G just likes the personal abuse towards me and has elected to keep it there. But, given the historic "MEM Banner" where G-Man used Jake-strategy by using photoshop and real-name-calling as a Frontpage Banner, and their dual spitefulness, it's easy to see the comparison in tactics. I think it's fairly safe to say...especially with their posting proximity and G's presence in nearly every Jake/Pro debate...that it's far more realistic that we're looking at alt-ids of the same guy.

Naturally, I threw Rob in there because of his geographic location, and because I want him to feel included.

And Rex shares traits with all three that's always made him suspect. Not to mention, his sudden departure and Jake's rise to posting prominence.



This one is almost a dead-even certainty, with their matching passive-aggressive natures towards me, incredibly outdated senses of humor, and a sort of rural dullness to their posts that ring of hollow intelligence and fresh emotions.



I'm willing to bet money that this one is exactly wrong. In fact, I think JD and Jordan would agree with me.

Don't get angry, Jake.

Who's JD?

Is it the rastafarian medicine man, Ja Doctor?

NEED TO KNOW, SOM.

NEED.

TO.

KNOW.

if it's the initials to thedoctor's real name, then I do not want to know. Because there's only one reason he would ever tell anyone his name, there's only one time he could. I don't want to marry him.

I'm sorry, what was that again?

and why am I holding a dildo in my hand?

Lothar (is a Fucktard) = Pariah (is from "Fucktard Valley, CA") = Wonder Boy (is from "Fucktard Beach, FL") = Rex

G-Man = Jaburg

......OR.......

Also just as immediately plausible...

Lothar = Jaburg

G-Pussy = Rex = Pariah

Poor Jakey. He's swinging away in the Poli section, trying to defend his Alt-Id/boyfriend G-Pussy. Come on, Jersey Jake! You can do it!

Jaburg = G-Man = Wonder Boy = Rex

don't be a dumas

Vypadini, buzerante!

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKERS! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

i don't.

Sounds like Senor Fags up in here
Fuck some disco, styeve

no

The fuck?

i will fuck sneaky bunny!

oh watsonwil you?

all = kahoetek

captain sammitch = DICKEEMOE

A brillion FUCKING points!

you suck a dick

I actually take credit for the addresses. Back when Whomod was here calling everyone "Fucktards"(his 6-year-old pathetic insult to anyone exhibiting a conservative opinion), I PM'ed several conservative posters and suggested we all incorporate Fucktard into our regional address. If I recall, G-man, and JLA (in his conservative days) also had Fucktard addresses.

I took on Fucktard Beach, FL.
Pariah was Fucktard Valley, CA.
With G-man and JLA taking on Fucktard Heights and Fucktard Falls or somesuch.