Is Rob Kamphausen a reptilian shapeshifter...?

Boy, that would explain a lot...

That's what Google says.

Google? I barely knew her!

I offered to meet Rob once for a beer. Too busy cleaning his apartment for a landlord inspection.

28000 kilometres. Yeah, he is a reptilian shapeshifter.

hah. I remember that beer offering.

"still safe" I said to myself. "...still safe..."

My cattle prod and I will find you one day, Rob.

One day.

Originally Posted By: Dave

I offered to meet Rob once for a beer. Too busy cleaning his anus for a buttlord inspection.

Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves

My cattle prod and I will find you one day, Rob.

One day.

in hell, david.

...in hell...

Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk

Originally Posted By: Dave

I offered to meet Rob once for a beer. Too busy cleaning his anus for a buttlord inspection.

I don't care what anyone says about that cute baby of his. Rob is Gay.

And reptilian.

Gaytilian!

Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves

I don't care what anyone says about that cute baby of his. Rob is Gay.

Originally Posted By: First Amongst Daves

And reptilian.

It would explain the Sleestaks' lisp.

Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy

Gaytilian!

I think that's the name of their yearly party.