Hi, everyone. Especially, Steve Zweig. Big hellos to you, Steve, because I know you are here looking for me to have posted what I learned at your locked facebook page. Sorry the butt still hurts after seven years.

I noticed that you didn't say hello to Zzap's kids? Is that because you know that he'll be ignoring them this weekend too?

Being ignored is kinda their default understanding of the world now. I`m afraid an acknowledgement of their existence might be too much for their tender little minds to handle at this point.

Hey,Ig. How is life treating you?

Same shit as alwayws...oh, and I am becoming a father!

JC Willis
January 21 at 11:08pm
Hi, guys. Long time no see. No ill will here and coming with an olive branch. Hope we can let bygones be bygones. Just got the news on Andrew and the poor girl--allegedly...at this point at least--with whom he tried to get all pederastic.
Anyway, as you can see, I have a little Iggy on the way and this is a different JC than seven--that long...really?--years ago. So, for my part, I apologize for the past.
How is everyone?

Goddamn you, Iggy! How dare you try and be a grown up and bury past with people who used to be your friends before they went all batshit crazy! That's it! You're banned!

You're right! Iggy being a grown up completely overshadows the fact that one of the Insurgents is literally a pedophile!

Would just like to point out that I was not the guy who exposed the fact that one of the defenders of Whomod`s daughter`s internet honor includes a dude that jacks off to fourteen year-olds.

I`m pretty sure those were just about Steve`s exact words...the butthurt is strong in that one.

You would think after all this time they would have learned something and not still suck so hard at this internet thing.

Andrew? Wasn't he that Rellik guy? Or do I have that backwards?

It's funny that I had no idea what iggy's post was about, until the Warp dude went ahead and revealed that it's about an Iconoclast being a pedophile. He even gave away the name

Not surprising coming from guys whose idea of winning an internet forum "war" is by locking up their own boards and banning their own members.

Truly the golden years...

Wait. Is that in the Iconoclast forum?

Well, it is their facebook group. I am still on good terms with a member or two. They delivered the news about Mr Andrew and added me to the group in the process. Zweig flipped his shit and had me bannned from their facebook group. I didn`t even get to say hello to Tommy. ::sadclown::

I think what you meant to say was:

I hope that your tomfoolery didn't distract him from ignoring his kids and friends in dire need.

Rellik is killer spelled backwards.

X-TREME!

So. Wait. The Eminem wannabe is a diaper-sniper?

Your life is about to change forever. There is nothing about being childless that can prepare you for becoming a parent.

I have three of the little rug rats. Oe of them is presently trying to break into the pantry using a broom. He is 16 months old. It's like living with a midget cat burglar.

Great work, so many good lines.

"I must also remove this dildo from my ass" was the one that made me burst out laughing.

I think Wanky exhausted himself in his Green Lantern topic, was never the same after that, and soon after disappeared.

We need someone else to take over the boards so we get new material.

I guess "broken" never goes out of style.

Halo82's greatest hits!



Kind of like Snarf. He hasn't posted here in 7 or 8 years, and he's still pinned at the top of the forum.

Was that him? Did he post wangsty lyrics or something? I wanted to look up his posts here because I actually don't remember the guy, but searching "MrAndrew" anywhere probably puts you in a database now.

I didn't even know they had their own forum. Is it still about?

It was destroyed... by themselves.

IN THE ASS.

The inevitable result of Halo's youthful wankst.

Judging from the passion of his last topic, I think he'd like Green Lantern to do the pumping.

Who were the other iconoclasts? I can't even recall.

I recall Halo, Whomod, Zzap, Sikkbones... most of the others didn't really post here long enough to establish any kind of online personality.
Regardless of whatever else Zzap ever posts online, he will forever be the guy who neglected his job and kids for a week or two, just to stage a message board raid. Whatever the hell that entails, that would justify neglecting your family and job.

Fucking right. How can those guys be pedophiles in peace if you keep trying to not be a pedophile, Iggy? THINK OF THE CHILDREN. No, really...

And so everyone remembers correctly:

Sikkbones was the Eminem dude. Halo was the failed soldier dude. Zzap was the fat-loser who ignores his children for the internet dude. Just to set the record straight.

So, we know what happened to those fuckers. Whatever happend to Whomod, himself? And was his daughter's honor ever rescued?

Is Halo the Anti-Pariah? Cuz Pariah is our successful soldier dude.

We've obviously devalued the definition of 'successful' then.

Well.....I still have a pay-grade, so.....*shrug*

I'm at least marginally successful.

No, they just have a Facebook group.

As for Whomod, I bumped into him on occasion at the Huffington Post but I am not sure he has been around there since they moved to Facebook Connect login system only. He did not seem to carry a grudge of any sorts as we could discuss things cordially--at least.

And, Pro, I think MrAndrew has thought about the children more than enough for ALL OF US...HUMANITY...PEDOBEARS...

He thinks about them in the biblical sense

I wonder if Ig had his baby yet? Should we name Ig's kid for him? Regardless of gender Ig should name the kid rob.

You guys really don't know what happened to Mr. Andrew???

Also, you asshats are still talking about us?

You just bumped a 2 and a 1/2 year old thread and you're claiming we're still talking about you?

And that was his last post ever...

I'm just surprised my avatar still works.