oh, hey!

Gob siting!

Signed,

Aaron Rodgers

Is this all that's left of us?

everyone else is a new timer?

New York Yankees

Record: 76-74

Games Back: 17.5

Am I finally an old timer?

Hey this is PCG342's bro.

Signed,

PCG342's bro.

Lol. Still haven't heard from him since like 2008

Sorry, man.

He was the one who said you killed yourself.

Did you have a big fight?

Nah. I moved 1300+ miles away, called to wish him a happy birthday a year later and was met with, at best, indifference, so I stopped trying.

I would probably be considered a new timer

Is this a…what day is this?

It's ol' timer day. You have to old to be here.

Fuck off, Gerald.

.

Been here long enough to be pretty old and cranky !

I think me and G-Man are the oldest here.
Sorry we lost Franta, he had about a decade on me. Others maybe still silently lurking here.
The silent majority !

Or so the Germans would have us believe.

Nah. These days we blame China or Russia for everything.

Giants suck.

Fuck off, Gerald.

Kind of amazed this place is still alive, honestly. Even if it is just barely twitching.

And the alt mob is nowhere to be found as well.

...

I peed my pants! Then I pooped myself! Put them together and that’s called an Oakley stew!

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.

Hello, meow are you today?

whoa!

noice!

Stupid Doog content User 10000+ posts
Doog the MIGHTY Reading Old-Timers Day at the RKMBs

Doog sighting!

That wasn’t me honest! I was looking at porn I swear!

Was it good porn?

Is there such a thing as bad porn?

The real Snarf and Beardguy aren't here to react to their parody alts.

Just as well, the Boston Bawler and the Broken Basement Bandit aren't taking my recent bait posts.

If a tree falls in the forest...

Message deweted because it hurt McGurks feewings

Message ewased because the Bush owner is a scaredy wittle chicky wicky hiding under a masky wasky.

Message deweted because it hurt McGurks feewings

Message ewased because the Bush owner is a scaredy wittle chicky wicky hiding under a masky wasky.

Message ewased because the Bush owner is a scaredy wittle chicky wicky hiding under a masky wasky.

Hi dad!

Jumanji








Triggered next post in 3, 2, and 1....

I’m not triggered. I kind of feel bad now. I had no idea that an alt telling you to shut the fuck up a week ago would burrow in your head so deep you’d spend the time making piss poor memes trying to pwn me.

I wasn't "trying to pwn you", I was baiting you into posting again, and you just took the bait while hiding under the same mask to prove what a coward you still are. Gotcha! At least the countless others who told me to STFU told me as themselves under their real ID, but the list is too long to post here.

I don’t like this episode. What season does SoM walk in on mcgurk and George bush having sex on Rob’s thanksmas dinner?

Please don't gaslight me as being a zoophiliac. I'm not into boneless chicken unless it's actual tangible food and I'm hungry.

Whatever dude. The last time I saw so much sexual tension on this board Rex was still posting here and socklisa hadn’t calcified into a new element!

Whatever dude yourself, because I don't have any idea what your jibberish means, and maybe that's for the best. But the "sexual tension" you believe you see just isn't there, because I'd rather be groomed by Ezra Miller himself than have sex with Chicken Bush (not that he'd take the obvious next step towards any type of intimacy anyway).

I am the Ill Mac

MisterJLA for Robs Blog mod!

Did McGurk just admit that he wants to be groomed by Ezra Miller?

I tried to make an Ezra Miller alt so I could groom McGurk but user registration is broken

Because cowards who aren't smart enough to read more than three words at a time need all the masks they can get their hands on.

I am the Ill Mac.

You always were, Machine that which is Illegal. You always were.

Poor poor Bushy wushy. He's bawked and cwawled back into his wotty gweasy wittle KFC bucket.

Oxygen is free I guess!

APES TOGETHER STRONG

this is exactly how I thought this would go

Most threads, towards the end, have one or more claim of Rob's sexual deviance.

This place is Kamphausen’s own Eyes Wide Shut but instead of champagne and hot babes we got old hairy dudes and turkey gravy fountains.

It used to be more cult like because we had virgins

Snarf left?

The coward alts' hiding out is all too predictable.

I love the fact that it’s been 4 months and I still live in your head. I’m never gonna give you up

I love the fact that it's been 4 months and you still won't post under your regular ID to prove you're not a coward who's never gonna give up his/her mask, though I can't help feeling flattered that over half of your posts were aimed at me. Are you rex? Did you breathe Scarecrow's fear gas through an iron lung your whole life?

And you don't "live in my head." Your actual undisclosed identity lives in an undisclosed location, no matter how many times you avoid the subject matter. Like a coward.

I've found your soulmate:

Cunts

Here's Nowie!

he’s right