Live Draft: Sun, Sep 4 3:15 PM

We've got about a month to figure it out. If anyone needs a change in time/date, let me know.

Any suggestions? I'd like to keep the point system the same. Depending on the number of teams, I'm open to making it a head-to-head league. We can't do that now, since we have an odd number of teams, but something tells me PJP won't show since he no-showed the baseball league.

Same number of Keepers? Let me know, and make sure to RAWK ON...

EEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

Whoa!

Keeping:

Peyton Manning
Reggie Wayne
Knowshon Moreno
Greg Jennings
Hakeem Nicks

Only five keepers?

Matt Ryan
Chris Johnson
Rashard Mendenhall


Two more to come...

That's what we did last time, isn't it? Or was it six?

If you dudes want more Keepers, let me know...

You're welcome.

I barely want those five, my team was either plagued with injuries, or other weird shit.

Yeah?

Greg Jennings will put the team on his back.

I can't remember who I had. help me JLA, you're my only hope...

not a bowling trophy Manager: Courtney

Player Comp Yds TD Int Sack Att Yds TD Rec Yds TD 2PT Lost Fan Pts
Jason Campbell (Oak - QB) 194 2387 13 8 33 47 222 1 0 0 0 0 1 354.75
Michael Crabtree (SF - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 55 741 6 0 0 168.00
Antonio Gates (SD - TE) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 50 782 10 0 0 199.00
Shonn Greene (NYJ - RB) 0 0 0 0 0 185 766 2 16 120 0 0 2 243.75
Andre Johnson (Hou - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 2 10 0 86 1216 8 0 0 287.50
Calvin Johnson (Det - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 4 32 0 77 1120 12 1 0 288.00
Jeremy Maclin (Phi - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 3 36 0 70 964 10 0 1 236.25
LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB) 0 0 0 0 0 207 1080 7 78 592 2 0 1 458.25
Darren McFadden (Oak - RB) 0 0 0 0 0 223 1157 7 47 507 3 0 3 455.25
Zach Miller (Sea - TE) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 60 685 5 0 0 155.00
Philip Rivers (SD - QB) 357 4710 30 13 38 29 52 0 0 0 0 1 4 696.75
Mike Sims-Walker (StL - WR) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 43 562 7 0 1 149.00
Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB) 0 0 0 0 0 178 770 2 8 103 1 0 4 236.50
Brian Westbrook (SF - RB) 0 0 0 0 0 77 340 4 16 150 1 0 0 149.75
Field Goals Made PAT
Player 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ Made Fan Pts
Nate Kaeding (SD - K) 0 6 7 9 1 40 109.00
Tackles Turnovers TD Misc
Player Pts Allow Sack Safe Int Fum
Rec TD Blk
Kick Fan Pts
New York (NYJ - DEF) 298 40.0 2 12 18 3 1 196.00

Right. I'll take Rivers, Andre Johnson, Calvin Johnson, McFadden and McCoy.

the G-man Moderator Lawyers Guns & Money
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Thread: 2011 Ultimate RKMB Yahoo Fantasy Football RAWK...

for a league of eight, the roster sizes are pretty sparse. also, I really like playing with IDPs but I might be better off starting my own league for that.

How many more spots do you want?

By the way, we had 7 teams last year, and that included PJP, who no-showed the baseball league(Ultimate Jake inherited his team) so we're really looking at 6 teams this year, since PJP will probably leave us holding our dicks () for football, too.

That in mind, does everbuddah want a head-to-head league this year, since we're looking at 6 teams?

I floated the idea of IDP's before, and it didn't take.

The scoring system (points for receptions, fractional points for carries, bonus points, etc) will be the same, but everything else is up to you guys.

RAWK

Cromartie's Bastards may be the greatest team name EVAR...

I'll PM you once I get a suggestion or two put together.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Yeah?

Signed,

Captain Sammitch

I'm trying to figure out if I want to keep my WRs...

Sincerely,

Captain Joe Sammitch

Jaburg agrees.

It's going to be a head-to-head league.

Last year's trophy winners are in 1 division:

-Los Donkeypunchers
- not a bowling trophy
- JLAfootballRAWK

Last year's LOSERS are in their own division:

-wat? ಠ_ಠ
- Cromartie's Bastards
- OlSarlacAnus

Draft order in every round is:

Jaburg
Sammitch
Joe Mama
k-nut
JLA
TK

Looks like we are adding more roster spots.

You have until Thursday to get me your list of Keepers, after that GET FUCKED!

LOL

;P

Ugh. My WRs suck.

Dwayne Bowe
Miles Austin

There are your keepers, fuck you very much you grumpy bitch.

Sammitch suggested the following:

- 2 QB
- 4 WR
- 3 RB
- 1 TE
- 1 K
1 Team DEF


This may change what Keepers you want to keep. I recommend going over your roster from last year one last time. With more positions starting now, you might want to revise your list.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Are we getting more keepers?

No. We're going with 6 teams, which is an all-time low, so it makes sense to add spots to the rosters...

Does that RAWK with you?

Sure, why the fuck not.

I already have an injury.

Since Jake approves, we'll go with the mondo-rosters, as Sammitch demanded, I mean requested.

Jake: do you want to revise your list? It's not too late to remove your injured player...

and by player, he means penis.

No, why would I do that?

If I did he would be miraculously cured.

Well, balls.

It's not too late.

I'm not changing my keepers. I'm just dedicating myself to playing spoiler to Cheater Sammitch and CheaterJLA. You cunts are going down...and not just on each other!

(Now THAT'S some trash talk fo' yo' ass!)

By the way, is that a "no" to moving the time to something in the evening. Y'know, so those of us with Labor day parties can live draft?

Q.Q moar n00b

All the night slots are taken.

The only thing I can do at this point is to make the draft during the week, and 5 PM eastern is the latest slot.

Since I don't want to FUCK anyone over by changing the date, it's staying the same...

Check it over...

Round 1
1. Peyton Manning
(Ind - QB) OlSarlacAnus
2. Drew Brees
(NO - QB) wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Matt Ryan
(Atl - QB) Cromartie's ...
4. Philip Rivers
(SD - QB) not a bowlin...
5. Matt Schaub
(Hou - QB) JLAfootballRAWK
6. Aaron Rodgers
(GB - QB) Los Donkeypu...
Round 2
1. Reggie Wayne
(Ind - WR) OlSarlacAnus
2. Larry Fitzgerald
(Ari - WR) wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Chris Johnson
(Ten - RB) Cromartie's ...
4. Andre Johnson
(Hou - WR) not a bowlin...
5. Ray Rice
(Bal - RB) JLAfootballRAWK
6. Adrian Peterson
(Min - RB) Los Donkeypu...
Round 3
1. Knowshon Moreno
(Den - RB) OlSarlacAnus
2. Steven Jackson
(StL - RB) wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Rashard Mendenhall
(Pit - RB) Cromartie's ...
4. Calvin Johnson
(Det - WR) not a bowlin...
5. Michael Turner
(Atl - RB) JLAfootballRAWK
6. Vincent Jackson
(SD - WR) Los Donkeypu...
Round 4
1. Greg Jennings
(GB - WR) OlSarlacAnus
2. Kellen Winslow
(TB - TE) wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Dwayne Bowe
(KC - WR) Cromartie's ...
4. Darren McFadden
(Oak - RB) not a bowlin...
5. Arian Foster
(Hou - RB) JLAfootballRAWK
6. DeSean Jackson
(Phi - WR) Los Donkeypu...
Round 5
1. Hakeem Nicks
(NYG - WR) OlSarlacAnus
2. Eli Manning
(NYG - QB) wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Miles Austin
(Dal - WR) Cromartie's ...
4. LeSean McCoy
(Phi - RB) not a bowlin...
5. Brandon Lloyd
(Den - WR) JLAfootballRAWK
6. Green Bay
(GB - DEF) Los Donkeypu...
Round 6
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 7
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 8
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 9
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 10
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 11
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 12
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 13
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 14
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 15
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 16
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 17
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...
Round 18
1. OlSarlacAnus
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ
3. Cromartie's ...
4. not a bowlin...
5. JLAfootballRAWK
6. Los Donkeypu...

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/09/08/manning-has-another-surgery-will-be-out-awhile/?test=faces

I'm glad Yahoo didn't auto-draft him for my team!

-Joe Mama

Sincerely,

3DOGNITE

Hey, maaaaaaaaaaaan! That's my father-in-law!

Whoa!

I would have taken it easy on him if I knew!

(not really)

Jamaal Charles, I am so sorry I put you in. Get well soon.

This week:

The UNDEFEATED JLA RAWKers vs Jaburg.

Joe Mama vs TK

Phil Sammitch vs k-nut

IT'S ON!

i'll beat sammitch by wednesday...thurday at the latest

Whoa!

I feel bad for him too.

Signed,

Michael Vick

Week 4 results:

JLAfootballRAWK 366.00 Final
Cromartie's Bastards 203.00

OlSarlacAnus 262.75 Final
not a bowling trophy 272.25

Los Donkeypunchers 312.75 Final
wat? ಠ_ಠ 342.50


Standings:

2010 Trophy Winnas
1. JLAfootballRAWK 4-0-0 1.000 1-0-0 1285.75 1001.50 W-4 6 2
3. not a bowling trophy 3-1-0 .750 1-1-0 1208.50 1026.50 W-2 4 2
4. Los Donkeypunchers 2-2-0 .500 0-1-0 1132.00 1238.25 L-1 3 7

2010 Kamphausen-Loser Division
2. wat? ಠ_ಠ 2-2-0 .500 1-0-0 1172.00 1246.00 W-1 5 5
5. Cromartie's Bastards 1-3-0 .250 1-1-0 1119.50 1179.75 L-2 2 1
6. OlSarlacAnus 0-4-0 .000 0-1-0 1010.25 1236.00 L-4 1 1

Don't even think about it, k-nut...

JLA undefeated...no longer

Put on a Patriots jersey for the rest of the day bro...

and hook me up with some porn while you're at it

MisterJLA

Moderator

My Miskatonic Medal
15000+ posts

10/31/11 09:03 PM

Checking who's online

He's gone back to his favorite passtime to help with the pain

You started Andre Johnson, too.

Man, I should drop your entire roster for that alone...

you can thank phillip rivers for picking up the slac...

Phil got me in the other league, too.

FUCKIN' A!

ekekeke

Jaburg needs to win a game, and we'll be all set...

WHERE ALL DA WHITE WOMMIN AT?

Thanks, k-nut!

Jaburg's one-game winning streak is over.



Congrats to Phil and K-nut for making the playoffs...last spot will go to either Joe or TK...

RAWK

Playoffs??? We talkin' 'bout playoffs???

Jake is going to FUCK me over this week.

I'm man enough to congratulate Jake...

Way to go, Jake.

The Fitzpatrick pick-up was EPIC indeed.

I still love this thread...

Me too

whoa!

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