Boring Randy Orton wins the unified title.

The New Age Outlaws won the tag title.

I wish I were making this up.

I just read Batista was booed out of the building.

Not that it matters, of course.

Like, oh, my God! It sure doesn't!

look for Batista to conveniently be the champion when Guardians of the Galaxy debuts. the kind of cross promotion marketing Mcmahon's dreamt of for decades.