I think downtown is gonna burn. We're so used to losing championships here that I don't think we have any idea how to respond to winning one. Don't worry - we'll always have the Browns...

You are a loyal fan.

Signed,

Lothar of the Front Runner People

Holy fucking shit did it suck getting to work today! So many of my clients were on skeleton crew that our office spent most of the day watching the parade and hearing LeBron get away with saying fuck in live tv

You missed the hood rat shit that went down after the rally.

Definitely didn't miss it...

Well it missed me. I was about a hundred feet from that punk-ass kid when he started shooting. Trains were already shut down so getting out of downtown was a tremendous pain in the ass.